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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 7

Hi all,
Well i just scammed my first scammer as to say Smile

Had to tell you all about the love of my life
Im sitting there late last night, picking my nose and scratching my arse like you do when bored, and sat in front of the computer with brain melt.
All of a sudden She blinged into my life
Alexandra lucy
She was obviously a buisness woman as she located my yahoo account that is only listed in the buisness directory
We did the usual chit chat thing and she told me how religouse she was ,how sexy how loyal and loving she was, and it must have been a real love for her, to my astonishment She phoned me
Sadly however her spoken english word was not as good as her written word, Thankfully her brother was onhand to help her with her english , What a nice guy
There was a little tradgedy tho with this blossoming romance as she was having her intenet connection cut off, i guess buisness is hard in Nigeria poor lass.
Anyway to cut a long storey short, she needed �100 to pay that months bill,
I dint have any spare cash to send her to help with her predicament so i said i would when i got paid.
In 14 days
My act of kindness worked and she declared i was the one for her and that we should be married immediately
But there was a problem, she had already got a visa to come to England but now just needed the ticket , which was a mere �600 and if i sent it western union she could be by my side at the weekend
Heres some pictures of the love of my life
http://ukcultivator.biz/attachment.php?attachmentid=33868
http://www.ukcultivator.biz/attachment.php?attachmentid=33869
[url] http://www.ukcultivator.biz/attachment.php?attachmentid=33870 [/url]

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 7

alexandra_lucy: hello phil
alexandra_lucy: hw are u doing?
Geezzaa: hi , im fine thanks
Geezzaa: and you ?
alexandra_lucy: am cool
alexandra_lucy: i was the weekend?
alexandra_lucy: hope u really
alexandra_lucy: had a nice time
alexandra_lucy: are u there?
BUZZ!!!
Geezzaa: im here , had a great weekend, what did you get up 2
alexandra_lucy: nothing
alexandra_lucy: am at a friends place now
alexandra_lucy: my network as been cut off
alexandra_lucy: ok
Geezzaa: aww no
alexandra_lucy: yeah,i know if there is a westernunion there u will send me the money
alexandra_lucy: bt there is none
alexandra_lucy: its just a pity
Geezzaa: i know, come to england we will hook up and have fun
Geezzaa: wont need the internet then
alexandra_lucy: ok
alexandra_lucy: what about the ticket fee ]
alexandra_lucy: will u send a ticket to me?
alexandra_lucy: u know its expensive to get a ticket?
Geezzaa: yeah i know, how much ??
alexandra_lucy: its 600pounds for a one way trip
alexandra_lucy: virgin atlantic price
Geezzaa: thats not too bad
alexandra_lucy: ok
alexandra_lucy: bt u dont have a westernunion there
alexandra_lucy: hw will u send the money?
alexandra_lucy: to get the ticket?
Geezzaa: whats your addy i will send it
alexandra_lucy: ok
alexandra_lucy: 120,BODE THOMAS ROAD,SURULERE,LAGOSNIGERIA
alexandra_lucy:
Geezzaa: brb
alexandra_lucy: hello phil
alexandra_lucy: wait
alexandra_lucy: there is something here'
Geezzaa: ?
alexandra_lucy: betterstill have it sent thru my brother's details for safety reasons ok
BUZZ!!!
alexandra_lucy: are u there?
Geezzaa: just going to nip over to the bank and get a money transfer
alexandra_lucy: ooh
alexandra_lucy: i dont think u can send it thru the bank ok
Geezzaa: be back in 10 minutes
alexandra_lucy: send it thru my brothers details ok
Geezzaa: they make a bankers draught that will be honoured by your bank, but it takes 10 days to clear
alexandra_lucy: ooh
alexandra_lucy: that will be long process
alexandra_lucy: why dont u find a westernunion nearby and send it ok
Geezzaa: i need to go as they close in 10 minutes
Geezzaa: there isnt any within 600 miles of me
alexandra_lucy: where do u live??
Geezzaa: haver you forgotten already
Geezzaa: ;(
alexandra_lucy: adsldte
alexandra_lucy: i dont know the spelling
alexandra_lucy: lol
alexandra_lucy: ok
alexandra_lucy: let me search for a westernunion oulet near u
BUZZ!!!
alexandra_lucy: let me search for the place
alexandra_lucy: ok
alexandra_lucy: tell me ur full address ok
alexandra_lucy: are u busy?
alexandra_lucy: ok
alexandra_lucy: i'll come back later ok
alexandra_lucy: bye
alexandra_lucy: u couild send it through my brother details
alexandra_lucy: ADEBAYO MOGAN
alexandra_lucy: 120,BODE THOMAS ROAD,SURULERE,LAGOS NIGERIA
alexandra_lucy: OK
BUZZ!!!
alexandra_lucy: am still waiting for u
alexandra_lucy has signed out. (26/07/2005 14:54)

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 7

alexandra_lucy: hello
alexandra_lucy: hw are u doing?
Geezzaa: hello
Geezzaa: im fine thanks
Geezzaa: is that you in the picture
alexandra_lucy: lol
alexandra_lucy: no
alexandra_lucy: thats the avatar from yahoo
Geezzaa: thats a shame, i got a thing about those little shorts lol
alexandra_lucy: whats that?
Geezzaa: running shorts
alexandra_lucy: so phi,did u get my brothers details?
Geezzaa: i did, i have been to the bank
Geezzaa: but theres a problem
alexandra_lucy: whats the problem?
Geezzaa: im a bit embarressed
Geezzaa: i got the �600
alexandra_lucy: what happened?
alexandra_lucy: am sorry for been embarrased ok
Geezzaa: no they want �200 to send you the �600
Geezzaa: �800 total and i dont have it in cleared funds
alexandra_lucy: ok
alexandra_lucy: why dont u look for a westernunion nearby to send it with just 50pounds
Geezzaa: we dont have one here
Geezzaa: I would need to go to the isle of wight to send
Geezzaa: isle of wight is the nearest place
alexandra_lucy: yeah,darling pls do that for me
alexandra_lucy: yeah,u could do that for me
alexandra_lucy: so i could get the ticket tomorow ok
alexandra_lucy: and arrive on sartuday ok
Geezzaa: so whats the plan when you get to the UK
alexandra_lucy: well,u pick me up at the airport
alexandra_lucy: then we make other arrangement
Geezzaa: other arrangement ?
alexandra_lucy: yeah
Geezzaa: sorry i dont understand
alexandra_lucy: get a job
alexandra_lucy: work
Geezzaa: you would be a kept woman
alexandra_lucy: why love
Geezzaa: wouldnt need to work
alexandra_lucy: u dont want me to work?
Geezzaa: my girlfriend wouldnt need to work
alexandra_lucy: ok,my love
alexandra_lucy: so when will u go to the westernunion and send it
Geezzaa: will have to be friday as im working till then
alexandra_lucy: why friday?
alexandra_lucy: i need to be in uk
alexandra_lucy: by saturday?
Geezzaa: im working
Geezzaa: away from home
alexandra_lucy: ooh
alexandra_lucy: ooh
Geezzaa: put your picture back up, you are more sexier than the yahoo 1
alexandra_lucy: ok,my love
alexandra_lucy: love,can't u make it tomorow?
BUZZ!!!
Geezzaa: would take ma over a day to drive there and back again
alexandra_lucy: OOH
alexandra_lucy: am really sorry for bothring u ok
alexandra_lucy: am sorry
Geezzaa: your not bothering me
alexandra_lucy: i am ok
Geezzaa: but i cant do till friday
alexandra_lucy: so,what time friday will u do it?
Geezzaa: its humanely impossible
Geezzaa: about 4pm
alexandra_lucy: ok
alexandra_lucy: let me give u his details again
alexandra_lucy: ADEBAYO MOGAN
alexandra_lucy: LAGOS,NIGERIA
alexandra_lucy: OK
Geezzaa: i have that need the street address
alexandra_lucy: ok
alexandra_lucy: 120,bode thomas road,surulere,lagos,nigeria
alexandra_lucy: ok
Geezzaa: cool
alexandra_lucy: thanks
Geezzaa: so are we getting married when you get here
alexandra_lucy: well,thats for u to decide
alexandra_lucy: a man propose to a woman
alexandra_lucy: lol
Geezzaa: the woman decides here and a man proposes in front of his friends and family
Geezzaa: its a love thing
alexandra_lucy: ok
Geezzaa:
alexandra_lucy: yeah,it is
alexandra_lucy: bt u still have to tell me if u will marry me
alexandra_lucy: and i tell u i do
alexandra_lucy: ok
Geezzaa: do you think you are the one
alexandra_lucy: ofcourse,something tells me yes
Geezzaa: thats good, i need a very special lady in my life
alexandra_lucy: and u are special too
Geezzaa: she has to be sexy , loving a good cook and like animals
alexandra_lucy: wow,that speaks me
Geezzaa: ?
Geezzaa: sorry i dint understand that
alexandra_lucy: i mean that me,im a good cook,sexy,romantic
alexandra_lucy: loving and caring
Geezzaa:
alexandra_lucy:
Geezzaa: and you like animals
Geezzaa: especially donkeys
alexandra_lucy: do u have animals?
alexandra_lucy: u have them?
Geezzaa: i have 1 yes
alexandra_lucy: wow
alexandra_lucy: i can't wait to be there
alexandra_lucy: with u
alexandra_lucy:
Geezzaa: me 2
alexandra_lucy: ok
alexandra_lucy: will u be here by 8pm?
Geezzaa: yes i will, do you have any new photos for me
alexandra_lucy: ooh
alexandra_lucy: i'll send u one later
alexandra_lucy: ok
Geezzaa: nice sexy one
alexandra_lucy: can u call me?
alexandra_lucy: thru my brothers phone now?
Geezzaa: i tried the other day but it wasnt excepting connections
alexandra_lucy: ooh
alexandra_lucy: let me have ur number
Geezzaa: what it was saying wasnt in english
alexandra_lucy: then i will ring u,when it rings
Geezzaa: im not at home so i will need yours
alexandra_lucy: +2348052360719
alexandra_lucy: call me in 10mins time ok
alexandra_lucy: i have to go now ok
alexandra_lucy: bye
alexandra_lucy: love u
Geezzaa: love u 2
alexandra_lucy: can u call in ten mins time?
Geezzaa: will do
alexandra_lucy: ok
alexandra_lucy: let me sign out now ok
alexandra_lucy: so i will be near the phone ok
alexandra_lucy: love u
alexandra_lucy: bye
alexandra_lucy:
Geezzaa: xxx

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 7

alexandra_lucy: hello my love?
BUZZ!!!
Geezzaa: hi hows you
alexandra_lucy: am cool,love
Geezzaa: JUST WORKING HARD
alexandra_lucy: ooh,
Geezzaa: and you
alexandra_lucy: i have been wanting to talk to u all these while
alexandra_lucy: baby,i love u?
Geezzaa: i love you too sugerlumps
alexandra_lucy: wow,sugarlumps
alexandra_lucy: nobody as never called a sugarlumps before?
Geezzaa: awww
alexandra_lucy: xxxxxxxxxxx
Geezzaa: there is some other names i would like to call you
alexandra_lucy: what have u been up to?
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
alexandra_lucy: u said u are going to westernunion to send the money?
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Geezzaa: Sorry the animals are sick and i had to choke the chicken
alexandra_lucy: ooh,
alexandra_lucy: what is choke
Geezzaa: means to hold tight around the neck
alexandra_lucy: ooh,
alexandra_lucy: do you have farm?
Geezzaa: Yes its called surrey
alexandra_lucy: do you have animals?
Geezzaa: Yes i have several, i have names for them, Moo the cow, roger the sheep ,getorney and blow the goats and chickens
alexandra_lucy: ooh,
alexandra_lucy: WOW
alexandra_lucy: u said u are going to westernunion to send the money?
Geezzaa: i spoke to the folks and they ask if you have warm clothes
alexandra_lucy: which folks?
Geezzaa: do you need to buy some before coming
alexandra_lucy: yeah,my love?
Geezzaa: what do uou need
alexandra_lucy: i just need coats incase of cold
alexandra_lucy: bt that will cost another money?
Geezzaa: do you have a thick bartard coat
Geezzaa: dont know if you can get them in nigeria
Geezzaa: bit too hot htere
alexandra_lucy: i can get them here my7 love
Geezzaa: thats great
Geezzaa: what about a seehugh coming hat
alexandra_lucy: i can get them here
Geezzaa: We are all set
alexandra_lucy: bt baby,i'll need extra money to get that
Geezzaa: i have withdrawn �1300 from the bank
alexandra_lucy: ok,my love
Geezzaa: can have it in western union by 4pm tomorrow
Geezzaa: when can you get a flight
alexandra_lucy: can u send it before 12 in the afternoon?
Geezzaa: not sure but i will try
alexandra_lucy: ok,my love
Geezzaa: My financial advisor at the Bank of England has asked for proof of who you are before i send the money
Geezzaa: Its just a formality
alexandra_lucy: ok,my love
Geezzaa: how do we do that ?
alexandra_lucy: ooh
Geezzaa: can you take a picture of yourself holding a card saying i love the UKC family
alexandra_lucy: which is that my love?
Geezzaa: Ukc is my surname
Geezzaa: its said Hugh Kay See
alexandra_lucy: ooh
alexandra_lucy: that will be difficult my love
Geezzaa: there wqill be no doubt in my mind that you will be the one for me
alexandra_lucy: i need to get the ticket tomoow,
Geezzaa: we will have to work fast then
alexandra_lucy: ooh
alexandra_lucy: baby,am coming ok
Geezzaa: sorry i cant send the money without proof of who you are
Geezzaa: its not like im asking for naked pictures of you
alexandra_lucy: i will send u a pix of me my love?
alexandra_lucy: i'll give u my brothers details ok
Geezzaa: this is all very new to me
Geezzaa: why your brothers ?
alexandra_lucy: he could get it fast for me
alexandra_lucy: so i could go and book the flight my love
alexandra_lucy: ok
Geezzaa: ok
Geezzaa: but i will need you to prove who you are
alexandra_lucy: ok,so will u call me now my love?
Geezzaa: i dont have access to a phone, all the communications are down because of the canvey islanders, They have gone to war with Orange networks
alexandra_lucy: ooh
alexandra_lucy: so,how do we do that now my love?
Geezzaa: this canvey island war is getting out of hand and the 118118 gangs are trying to claim the streets. Have you been watching it on the news.
alexandra_lucy: i have my love?
alexandra_lucy: have u withdrawn the money from the bank?
Geezzaa: yes i have
alexandra_lucy: ok
alexandra_lucy: all u need now is go to the westernunion tomorow and send it ok
alexandra_lucy:
Geezzaa: yes its a about 8hrs drive to isle of wight from portsmouth, it may take more time crossing the border.
alexandra_lucy: yeah,i know
alexandra_lucy: bt u plan to go tomorow?
Geezzaa: il leave at 5am to try to get it in for 12
alexandra_lucy: ok,my love
Geezzaa: can you take a picture of yourself holding a card saying i love the UKC family
alexandra_lucy: which is that my love?
Geezzaa: Ukc is my surname
Geezzaa: its said Hugh Kay See
alexandra_lucy: ooh
alexandra_lucy: that will be difficult my love
Geezzaa: there wqill be no doubt in my mind that you will be the one for me
alexandra_lucy: i need to get the ticket tomoow,
Geezzaa: we will have to work fast then
alexandra_lucy: ooh
alexandra_lucy: baby,am coming ok
Geezzaa: sorry i cant send the money without proof of who you are
Geezzaa: its not like im asking for naked pictures of you
alexandra_lucy: i will send u a pix of me my love?
alexandra_lucy: ok,wait
Geezzaa: just going to get some champaigne my love brb
alexandra_lucy: ok,love
BUZZ!!!
Geezzaa: i am all ready to celebrate now
alexandra_lucy: lol,my love
alexandra_lucy: so,baby the only we could do now is for me to call u now.then u will call back ok
BUZZ!!!
alexandra_lucy: i want to celebrate with u when i come to uk my love?
Geezzaa: the telephones are all switched off honey

Geezzaa: im going to need to go tobed soon
alexandra_lucy: ok,my love
alexandra_lucy: bt baby,i need to send a pix to u now my love?
Geezzaa: ok
alexandra_lucy:
alexandra_lucy: did u get the pix i sent u that day?
Geezzaa: which ones
alexandra_lucy: lol
Geezzaa: i need to be sure, this is all my money
alexandra_lucy: ooh,yeah u are very right love
alexandra_lucy: thats why we need to talk love?
Geezzaa: im glad you understand
alexandra_lucy: i swear with my life love
alexandra_lucy: i am coming my love
alexandra_lucy: i am for real
Geezzaa: you will be my little cowpat
alexandra_lucy: what is cowpat?
Geezzaa: it means found in a meddow and the more you say it the deeper your love
alexandra_lucy: xxxxxxxxx ilove you
Geezzaa: it means found in a meddow
Geezzaa: i must go, you are my little 10 pounds of cowpat..really you are xxxxxxx speak soon
alexandra_lucy: WOW, you are very nice and i love you very much xxxx

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 7

alexandra_lucy is using a different version of Yahoo! Messenger.
Certain features may be unavailable.

alexandra_lucy has selected the "Falling Hearts" IMVironment.

alexandra_lucy: hello my love?
BUZZ!!!
Geezzaa: hi honey
Geezzaa: how are you
alexandra_lucy: am ok and u my love
alexandra_lucy: hw are u doing now love?
BUZZ!!!
Geezzaa: hi honey
Geezzaa: how are you ?
alexandra_lucy: am ok
BUZZ!!!
Geezzaa: hi honey
Geezzaa: how are you
alexandra_lucy: i have told before am ok
BUZZ!!!
Geezzaa: hi honey
Geezzaa: How are you ?
alexandra_lucy: are you at a place
Geezzaa: hi honey
Geezzaa: how are you?
alexandra_lucy: am ok,
Geezzaa: Thats good
alexandra_lucy: are you at place now
Geezzaa: Yes i am, and what a horrible journey
alexandra_lucy: what happened?
Geezzaa:They were stopping all the cars coming off the motorway and i had to walk the last 10 miles to the isle of wight, there was no bus service
alexandra_lucy: Why did they stop your cars love?
alexandra_lucy: i got thru with u on phone?
Geezzaa: its a bit strange here, since the outbreak of the rage virus it has become a very quite island
Geezzaa: theres nobody around
alexandra_lucy: ok
Geezzaa: i hope i havent caught it
alexandra_lucy: so baby,u have to go and send it now
alexandra_lucy: so he could get it today?
alexandra_lucy:
Geezzaa: the bank is accross the road from here , it will open shortly
Geezzaa: what do you mean "he"
BUZZ!!!
alexandra_lucy: baby,i dreamnt i was with u at the airport
alexandra_lucy: and we both rode ur car home
Geezzaa: what do you mean "he"
alexandra_lucy: my brother love,can u call when u send ?
alexandra_lucy: i mean call him?
alexandra_lucy: or u will mail me?
Geezzaa: Have you done a picture for me
alexandra_lucy: i have sent you lot
alexandra_lucy: my brother has one to send you, that will prove he is brother and you can send me money
alexandra_lucy: ooh,
BUZZ!!!
Geezzaa: i still need one from you
alexandra_lucy: ooh,
alexandra_lucy: i can't wait to be with u love
alexandra_lucy: baby,can u do me a favour?
alexandra_lucy: xxxxx
Geezzaa: sure my darling
alexandra_lucy: can you send �10.00 for brothers picture
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Geezzaa: are you sure you love me and not my wallet
alexandra_lucy: baby i love u so much
BUZZ!!!
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Geezzaa: i am very very tired, i spent the night at a farm in skipdale with the sugdens
Geezzaa: very nice people, molly jack and joe
alexandra_lucy: ooh,very sorry about that my love
alexandra_lucy: i caused all that my love
Geezzaa: but they kept me up all night with wartime stories of life in the sas
Geezzaa: thats ok my honey you are worth it
alexandra_lucy: wow,they must be really nice people?
Geezzaa: they were very nice people
alexandra_lucy: yeah
alexandra_lucy: have sent you brothers picture
alexandra_lucy: yeah,my love
alexandra_lucy: i hope u could send the money today now?
Geezzaa: can you get an earlier flight
alexandra_lucy: yeah,if we could get the money today?
Geezzaa: im looking at your brothers picture now
alexandra_lucy: wow
alexandra_lucy: so baby,u have to go and send it now
alexandra_lucy: so he could get it today?
alexandra_lucy:
Geezzaa: the bank is accross the road from here , it will open shortly, Its the royal bloodbank of transylvania
alexandra_lucy: ok,my love
Geezzaa: yes and i must go as the crowds of albananian rebels are satarting to form at the bank, it must be payday
alexandra_lucy: ok,love
Geezzaa: speak to you very soon my darling
alexandra_lucy: u too my darling?
alexandra_lucy: can u call when u send ?
alexandra_lucy: i mean call him?
alexandra_lucy: or u will mail me?
Geezzaa: i shall try
alexandra_lucy: cool
Geezzaa: i will mail you
alexandra_lucy: baby i love u so much
Geezzaa: Actually i might not be able to, im out hunting Mugwai with david bellamy this afternoon
Geezzaa: Have you gone
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 7

Shit... her tits fell off and her hair fell out

http://www.ukcultivator.biz/attachment.php?attachmentid=33949

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:35 am

They're almost twins ....

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geezzaa wrote:

Shit... her tits fell off and her hair fell out

http://www.ukcultivator.biz/attachment.php?attachmentid=33949

is she supposed to be the same person in this picture? lol

10 pounds for her brothers picture? bs. how many nairas did it cost her to get that.

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:37 pm

Hey geezzaa,
Good job stringing her along on that one!
What a nice-looking pair of siblings - What a remarkable resemblance, huh?
I guess if she's 'Marie' , then her brother there would be the 'Donny' of the Osmonds.
Keep us updated if she gets back you.

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How hilarious and who is the UKC family? lol

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 7

Thanks guys
Im playing with another that has a striking resemblence to Milla jovavich, but i think i might have cocked it up

The UKC family... lol i run the ukcultivator website, i originally posted the thread there untill some body pointed out this site

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