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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:43 am

In which Dr. Toyin Coker loses his mind and the cash.

This is my first completed bait. I'd love any feedback, since my mentor is on holiday.

I've found the CBN format offers amazing entertainment value due to the fact that the baiter could believably pit numerous lads (real and imaginary) against each other.

In this bait, I started out writing in all caps just to see what would happen. To my surprise, the lad started writing to me in bold and italic, sometimes in different colors!

Without further ado, here it is.

Lookie here! A lad ASEM.

Quote:

From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Your Long Awaited Contract Payment?
Date: Thu, 09 Jun 2005 05:15:54 +0200
X-Originator: 216.147.150.18

Office of the Senate President,
(Garki,Abuja)
(Senator Ken Chukwu Nnamani)
[email protected]

Ref: FGN/NHX/VOL.114-X1/05
Cablegram: NATIONAL ASSEMBLY
DATE: 08/06/2005

ATTN: Benneficiary

RE: CREDIT BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA UNDER THE SECOND QUARTER OF 2005 PAYMENT.

Following the Federal Government Mandate of 2005 over Foreign Paymentand Debt, our office has finally granted a final approval over your company payment. We have also attached this along to the PRESIDENT OLUSEGUN OBASANJO with a payment approval notice RE-22XXY36.

Meanwhile, your Local Representative here in Nigeria have submitted your bank details to us where this fund is to be transferred. As a matter of urgency and appropriateness, do cross check this submitted bank details of yours as forwarded by your Local Representative to ensure accuracy. The account is hereby stated below.

CITIBANK N.A NEW YORK 1005
ABA #: 04121855677
SWIFT CODE: CTTIUS33
ACCOUNT #: 03-11153-1
BENEFICIARY: WESTAS TRADING LIMITED

To this effect, you are therefore mandated to contact DR TOYIN COKER DIRECTOR KEY TESTED TRANSFER for the immediate release of your payment on this security Tel: 234-1--776-3772,234-803-379-9238 FAX 234-1 759-4959.Email [email protected]
During the event of your contact to him, we also advised that you should refer him to the below release numbers .

RELEASE CODE = CBN/CBN/XXCY/WK3/008/99
REFERENCE = CBN/0080/02/99
SWIFT NUMBER = CBN/FGN/NXXWFT/3299

Once more, expedite action towards this contact, we have handed over everything about the release of your payment to DR TOYIN COKER for prompt release. We at the same time apologize for the continuous delay over the final approval of this payment. This was as a result of irregularities and gross mis-crediting funds in the past by Government Agents. Moreover, we thank you very much for your kind endurance so far.

Please you are advise to fax the first and second pages of your International Passport. You should desist from any office of any kind or person(s).

Thanks for working with The Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Expecting your prompt response.

Yours faithfully,
Senator Ken Chukwu Nnamani

Senate President, Federal Republic of Nigeria.

My opening gambit. All in caps, just to mess with him.

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: [email protected]
Cc: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Your Long Awaited Contract Payment
Date: Mon, 04 Jul 2005 17:24:07 -0700

MR. KEN,

PLEASE UPDATE YOUR RECORDS.YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG ACCOUNT. MY BANK
ACCOUNT INFORMATION IS AS FOLLOWS:

BANK NAME: CAIXA CATALUNYA
CITY: BARCELONA, SPAIN
ACCOUNT NAME: OHB CONSULTING
SWIFT CODE: CES CES BB XXX
ACCOUNT No. 848116548735265002187899744789874554568978788

PLEASE WIRE MY PAYMENT WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY.

Thank you
OHB

On Thu, 09 Jun 2005 05:15:54 +0200, [email protected] said:
> Office of the Senate President,
> (Garki,Abuja)
> (Senator Ken Chukwu Nnamani)
> [email protected]
>
> Ref: FGN/NHX/VOL.114-X1/05
> Cablegram: NATIONAL ASSEMBLY
> DATE: 08/06/2005
>
> ATTN: Benneficiary
>
> RE: CREDIT BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA UNDER THE SECOND QUARTER
> OF 2005 PAYMENT.
>
> Following the Federal Government Mandate of 2005 over Foreign Paymentand
> Debt, our office has finally granted a final approval over your company
> payment. We have also attached this along to the PRESIDENT OLUSEGUN
> OBASANJO with a payment approval notice RE-22XXY36.

Quote:

To: o_h_bush
Subject: Contract Payment Notification!!!
Received: from [216.147.150.21] by xprdmailfe21.nwk.excite.com via HTTP; Mon, 04 Jul 2005 21:51:26 EST
From: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 4 Jul 2005 21:51:26 -0400 (EDT)

Attn: OHB

I did recieve your mail and the account informations:

But for your funds to be transfer into your account, you have to forward this as follows: Full name and address, Company name and address, Tel and fax numbers, Contract ref# and Contract sum?

To effect the transfer of your funds, you are ask to come up with the sum of $650 NORMALIZATION FEE for your account to be normalized for the smooth transfer of your funds.

You are advise to make the payment through westernunion money transfer to the below name:

MR FRANCIS ADAMS
20 AWOLOWO WAY, IKEJA
LAGOS/NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION: CODE
TEXT ANSWER: 101

Once you send the money, e-mail this office with the sender's name and address plus the money transfer control number.

Your's Sincerely,

Dr Toyin Coker.
Officer Incharge Of Foreign Debt.

Wow! How about that? Bold AND Italic, with a demand for money already!

Don't look now, Dr. Coker, but apparently I'm working with another scammer, (the fictitious) MR. NAVARRO.

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Contract Payment Notification!!!
Date: Tue, 05 Jul 2005 14:30:45 -0700

ATTN MR. COKER,

YOU HAVE ALL OF MY INFORMATION ON FILE. ONLY THE BANK ACCOUNT HAS
CHANGED. I ALREADY SENT THE $875.00 NORMALIZATION/ACTIVATION FEE TO MR.
NAVARRO IN CARE OF HIS SECRETARY. LET'S FINISH THIS UP. I DON'T LIKE
THIS DELAYS.

OBLIGINGLY
OHB

On Mon, 4 Jul 2005 21:51:26 -0400 (EDT), "TELEX DEPARTMENT"
<[email protected]> said:
> Attn: OHB
> I did recieve your mail and the account informations:

Buttons need to be pushed.

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Subject: SEND THE MONEY
Date: Wed, 06 Jul 2005 11:57:35 -0700

WHY YOU NOT SEND THE MONEY MY ACCOUNT IN ESPANIA? I SENT THE FEE! WHY
WON'T MR. NAVARRO ANSWER HIS PHONE? WHY DID HE PASS ME ALONG TO YOU??
WHY DOES MR. CHARLEN SOLUDO HAVE SUCH NINCOMPOOP FOR EMPLOYEES?? DON'T
ANSWER THAT LAST QUESTION. IT WAS RHETORICAL.

SEND THE MONEY N O W!!!!!

--
OHB

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To: o_h_bush
Subject: RE: SEND THE MONEY
Received: from [216.147.150.21] by xprdmailfe18.nwk.excite.com via HTTP; Wed, 06 Jul 2005 18:35:01 EST
From: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 6 Jul 2005 18:35:01 -0400 (EDT)

Attn: OHB,

I did recieve your mail and i think maybe you have paid to the wrong person.

If i dont confirm the payment for the NORMALIZATION FEE as i have intrsucted you, I'm sorry to tell you that your funds will not be transffered.

Alot of CROOKS has used this avenue to SCAM majority of business man and that's what this present government is fighting.

So if you truely want this funds to be transffered into your account, You have to come up with the NORMALIZATION FEE and send it through westernunion in the name of Mr Mark Lukeman.

Your's Sincerely,

Dr. Toyin Coker.

Hmmm. If I've already 'paid' one scammer, I may be stupid enough pay another.

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: SEND THE MONEY
Date: Wed, 06 Jul 2005 17:06:23 -0700

DR. COKER,

I DON'T THINK I WAS SCAM. PROFESSOR SOLUDO CONTACTED ME PERSONALLY ABOUT
THIS OVERDUE PAYMENT AND PUT TELEPHONE WITH BARRISTER DONATUS NAVARRO.
WE SEND EACH PASSPORT TO OTHER, TO PROOF IDENTITY. ACTIVATION FEE WAS
$875.00 USD PAID VIA WESTERN UNION TO NAVARROS SECRETARY TIMOTHY BUKTU
LAGOS, NIGERIA. THIS WAS LAST FRIDAY. I AWAIT PAYMENT. I URGE YOU, TALK
WITH PROF. SOLUDO. HE EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

--
OHB

On Wed, 6 Jul 2005 18:35:01 -0400 (EDT), "TELEX DEPARTMENT"
<[email protected]> said:
> Attn: OHB,
> I did recieve your mail and i think maybe you have paid to the wrong
> person.

Me: I wasn't scammed! (shamelessly trying to set the stage to get a photograph.)

Quote:

To: o_h_bush
Subject: SEND THE MONEY
Received: from [216.147.150.21] by xprdmailfe3.nwk.excite.com via HTTP; Wed, 06 Jul 2005 22:26:52 EST
From: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 6 Jul 2005 22:26:52 -0400 (EDT)

Attn: OHB,

I did recieve your mail and i pray that you have not been scammed since all this while.

Since when the PRESIDENCY has been involve in foreign contractor's payment, No payment will be made without me knowing anything about it and i work hand in hand with the honourable governor of CBN Prof. Charles Soludo.

So therefore, I dont see why Donatus and Timothy will have to collect the money from you without my permission.

Besides, this are names that are not known in this office.

Anyway, i will just strongly advise you to follow my instructions, Only if you still want to get your funds.

Cause those crook will collect your money and at the end of the day, they will divert the funds and at the end of the day, you will be the one that will loose.

Think about this and i will want you to do something, Dont tell them that i know about this. But i bet you that they will come again and ask you for more money and NOTHING will be wire into your account at the end of the day.

I want to create an atmosphere whereby you will get your funds without any stress or passing through all the people that are not what they claim to be.

dear friend, you have to be very smart. Dont let them use you and dump you.

That's my word for you.

And if you want to verify this, call 011234-803-379-9238 tro confirm.

I await words from you.

Dr Toyin Coker.

Dr. Coker: Yes you were scammed, trust me. Send me money.

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: SEND THE MONEY
Date: Thu, 07 Jul 2005 05:05:18 -0700

DEAR DR. COKER,

IF I WAS SCAM BY THESE MEN, AND THEY DON'T EMPLOY FOR PROF. SOLUDO, HOW
DID THEY KNOW ABOUT THIS OVER DUE PAYMENT? WHERE DID THEY GET MY
ADDRESS? IF I DID PAY THE WRONG PEOPLE, THAT MAKES ME VERY ANGRY. I WILL
HAVE TO RAISE MONEY TO PAY FEE AGAIN.

--
OHB

On Wed, 6 Jul 2005 22:26:52 -0400 (EDT), "TELEX DEPARTMENT"
<[email protected]> said:
> Attn: OHB,
> I did recieve your mail and i pray that you have not been scammed since
> all this while.

Me: Ok. Maybe I was scammed.

Quote:

To: o_h_bush
Subject: YOUR PAYMENT!!!
Received: from [196.200.121.11] by xprdmailfe13.nwk.excite.com via HTTP; Sat, 09 Jul 2005 09:28:15 EST
From: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 9 Jul 2005 09:28:15 -0400 (EDT)

Attn: OHB,

I'm regret to inform you that if you have paid any money to those people, you have made a wrong payment and if you wait till next century, your funds will not be released.

They easily know abot your contract funds because they are have connection with some people that work in this office initially and their plans is to divert your funds.

So my advise for you now is to do all what you can so that you will be able to pay the fee on Monday for your funds to be released and transfer to your account latest Friday next week.

Did you still have the name that i gave to you to send the money through westernunion? I'm sure you should have it. Isn't it?

Whicheverway, get back to me as soon as you get this mail and let me know what will happen by next week.

Have a nice weekend.

Regards,

Dr Toyin Coker.

Dr. Coker: You were scammed. Pay fee. Western Union. Yada yada yada.

Me: Ok. I was scammed, (with a little gratuitous tweakage on the side.)

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: YOUR PAYMENT!!!
Date: Sat, 09 Jul 2005 16:41:26 -0700

DOCTER COKER,

I MUST AGREE. IT LOOKS LIKE I WAS SCAMED. THAT'S NOT GOOD.

YOU ARE AWARE OF THIS THIEVES IN YOUR OFFICE? I WANT YOU TO GET MY MONEY
BACK. YOU SAID YOU KNOW THIS PEOPLE. GET BACK THOSE MONEY AND USE IT FOR
THE ACTIVATION FEE! KEEP TEH EXTRA $ FOR YOURSELF -FOR YOUR EFFORT AND
FOR BEING SO HONEST! I ALSO WANT YOU SHOULD REPORT THIS THIEFS TO
PROFESSOR CHARLES SOLUDO AND THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF CBN.

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO MY PAYMENT. THANK YOU.

--
OHB

On Sat, 9 Jul 2005 09:28:15 -0400 (EDT), "TELEX DEPARTMENT"
<[email protected]> said:
> Attn: OHB,
> I'm regret to inform you that if you have paid any money to those people,
> you have made a wrong payment

Uh oh. He's beginning to think I'm not serious.

Quote:

To: o_h_bush
Subject: URGENT PAYMENT UPDATE!!!
Received: from [216.147.150.21] by xprdmailfe1.nwk.excite.com via HTTP; Sat, 09 Jul 2005 20:32:09 EST
From: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 9 Jul 2005 20:32:09 -0400 (EDT)

Attn: OHB,

Note that i can not get any money back on your behalf. I dont know the people that you paid the money too in the first place. I just guess what they may be. Tha's all.

Is better you make alternative arrangement to get the money and make the payment so that your funds will be release.

So also NOTE that i may not be responding to you again if i dont see any sign of seriousness and committment about this transaction and i will report to the Senate that your response is suspicious and that i dont think that you are the rightful beneficiary.

This is not to get you down, But i have to do my job.

Regards,

Dr Toyin Coker.

Not Serious? Moi? Here, look at some money.

Still trying to set up for a picture, as you can see.

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: URGENT PAYMENT UPDATE!!!
Date: Sat, 09 Jul 2005 19:58:43 -0700

DR. COKER,

HOW COULD I BE THE SUSPICIOUS ONE? YOU CONTACTED ME ON BEHALF OF CHARLES
SOLUDO, REMEMBER? I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT I WAS DUE THIS
CONTRACT PAYMENT ACCORDING TO RECORDS. I PAID A FEE IN GOOD FAITH, TO
SCAMERS IT TURNS OUT. I AM A BIT UPSET ABOUT THAT, I'M SURE YOU
UNDERSTAND. I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND SOME RECOURSE ON GETTING THAT MONIES
BACK. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP ME. I MUST HAVE BEEN MISTAKE.
NOW I HAVE TO RAISE MORE MONEY TO AQUIRE MY RIGHTFUL PAYMENT. THIS WILL
TAKE A FEW WORKING DAYS TO ACHIEVE.

IN THE MEAN TIME, HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU ARE GENUINE? I DON'T WANT TO
PAY WRONG PERSON AGAIN.

--
OHB

On Sat, 9 Jul 2005 20:32:09 -0400 (EDT), "TELEX DEPARTMENT"
<[email protected]> said:

Dr. Coker: I'm sorry I doubted you. Send money.

Quote:

To: o_h_bush
Subject: URGENT PAYMENT UPDATE!!!
Received: from [216.147.150.21] by xprdmailfe8.nwk.excite.com via HTTP; Sun, 10 Jul 2005 02:00:32 EST
From: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 10 Jul 2005 02:00:32 -0400 (EDT)

Attn: OHB,

I did recieve your mail and i understand your position.

But because i'm genuine, that's why i'm trying to do everything in the rightfull way.

So therefore, i guarantee you that if you shoiuld follow my instructions and make the payment, I will make sure that i perform my duty even extra-ordinarily so that you will not encounter any more problem nor delay in getting your funds.

So go ahead and raise the money. It's for your funds to be release not that you are dashing me the money.

Regards,

Dr Toyin Coker.

Ruh roh. Yet another (fictitious) scammer thrown into the mix.

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: URGENT PAYMENT UPDATE!!!
Date: Sun, 10 Jul 2005 08:03:04 -0700

DR. COKER,

I RECEIVED NEW MAIL FROM PROFESSOR SOLUDO. I REPLIED HIM THAT YOU ARE
NOW ASSISTING ME IN OBTAINING MY PAYMENT. I TOLD HIM THAT YOU ARE GOOD
MAN, AND YOU SHOULD GET A RAISE. I ALSO TOLD COMPLAIN HIM THAT DONATUS
NAVARRO IS FRAUD ANT THIEF AND HE SHOULD BE FIRE AND GO TO JAIL.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELPING HAND IN THIS TRANSACTION. I WILL BE ABLE TO
SEND THE MONEY FOR FEE BY THURSDAY AT LATEST.

--
OHB

On Sun, 10 Jul 2005 02:00:32 -0400 (EDT), "TELEX DEPARTMENT"
<[email protected]> said:
> Attn: OHB,
> I did recieve your mail and i understand your position.
> But because i'm genuine, that's why i'm trying to do everything in the
> rightfull way.
> So therefore, i guarantee you that if you shoiuld follow my instructions
> and make the payment, I will make sure that i perform my duty even
> extra-ordinarily so that you will not encounter any more problem nor
> delay in getting your funds.
> So go ahead and raise the money. It's for your funds to be release not
> that you are dashing me the money.
> Regards,
> Dr Toyin Coker.
>

Wow! This competing scammer is fighting really hard for my money. Dr. Coker had better watch out!

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Subject: I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION
Date: Sun, 10 Jul 2005 11:56:56 -0700

DR. COKER,

I JUST RECEIVE A FOLLOW-UP MAIL FROM PROF. SOULODO. HE SAYS YOU ARE NOT
RIGHTFUL REPRESENTATIVE IN THIS CASE. PLEASE EXPLAIN. HERE IS THE TEXT
OF HIS MAIL TO ME.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
To: Oliver Bush
From: Professor Charles Soloudo
Subject: Accept my apologies.

Dear Bush

I read your mail and i was shock by what you wrote.I must be honest with
you.Dr. Toyin Coker is staff here and maybe one way or the other he's
trying to be funny.He is not authorized to delegate with you on this
contract.I believe he wants to get information from you as regards
rightful beneficiary verification.Please i am advicing you not to reply
any mails from him as it will further jeopardise this transaction.He is
contacting you based on the delay as it is making things look really
funny here.The members of board of directors held a meeting on sarturday
morning and i was able to convince them to give you some time to send
the $1,925.00 actication fee to my secretary.

In view of this development,i will advice that for the confidentiality
of this transaction you shouldn't respond to Dr. Toyin's mail as this
is only a bait to get information from you.He is doing this incase of
any contradiction between your information he can use it to spoil things
for us.

Please listen to all my instructions and follow the rules religiously,as
i have put everything in order and things are in place as should be.Wire
the money unfailingly tommorrow morning,because the earlier i recieve
the fee the better for the success of this transaction.

Dear OHB,i have been truthful and very honest with you from the begining
of this whole thing.I will not start now to tell lies,because i need you
to get this transfer done and you need me to effect transfer
notification before the money will be wired into your account.For this
singular reason,please do not disappoint.I am taking you for your word
and hoping that by Thursday,we would have been able to convince the
board members that you are to receive your right to this contract
payment.

I repeat once more,desist further contact with Dr. Coker Toyin
immediately.

Note:Mr. DONATUS NAVARRO has been sent on indefinite suspension for the
role he played to make you loose $875.00 few week ago.That money will be
deducted from Mr. Navarros pay-check and credited back to you when you
receive your contract payment.I regret any inconvenience this may have
cause you.This is to tell you it's A NEW DAWN IN CBN and we shall
solicite for the suport of all customer and contractors alike to make
this better in Nigeria.

Looking forward to your expected co-operations.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours Faithfully,

PROFESSOR CHARLES SOLOUDO
GOVERNOR
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THESE?? URGENTLY AWAITING YOUR REPLY.

--
OHB

The text in the above letter from "Professor Charles Soludo" was cobbled together from other mails I had lying around.

Quote:

To: o_h_bush
Subject: Your Contract Payment (URGENT)
Received: from [196.200.121.11] by xprdmailfe2.nwk.excite.com via HTTP; Tue, 12 Jul 2005 10:52:43 EST
From: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 12 Jul 2005 10:52:43 -0400 (EDT)

Attn: OHB,

I did recieve your mail and i appreciate that you have forwaded the copy of the mail to me. The mail was sent to you by one of the CROOKS that the presidency are searching for.

You can just imagine someone will just wake up and started using the CBN Governor's name to scam foreigners.

I want you to believe me sincerely and follow my instructions. Prof. Charles Soludo dont have any hand in that mail that was sent to you and he's not the one that sent the mail. The mail came to you from one of those fraudsters. They will claim to be what they are not. I want you to stop communicating with them cause at the end of the day, They will use you and dump you.

Please put a stop into further communication with them. The government here is fighting them seriously and we want you Beneficiaries too to join us in making this work out.

Go ahead and look for the FEE as you have said and send it through the name that i gave you and that's Mr Mark Lukeman.

Once the CBN office have the money, Your account will be NORMALIZED and your funds will be transfer immediatelly. OK??

I await words from you.

Regards,

Dr. Toyin Coker.

Dr. Coker still thinks he has a shot at my money.

Not for long.

Yet another (imaginary) scammer enters the fray.

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Your Contract Payment (URGENT)
Date: Tue, 12 Jul 2005 13:07:20 -0700

DR. COKER,

I GOT MAIL YESTERDAY WARNING ME OF EXACT SAME FRAUDSTERS. SEE BELOW.

==========================================

FROM THE PRESIDENT.

OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT
ASO � ROCK VILLA ABUJA
KTD.GEN .OLUSEGUN OBASNJO

STOPORDER/PAYMENTADVISE
/INHERITANCE

I am chief Olusegun Obasanjo the president of the republic
of Nigeria,I hereby present to you below: the list of
various offices,agencies,ministries,parasentals and
personalities that have either been abused by the numerious
corrupt Nigeria officials innpersonated the fast growing of
notorious gang of fraudsters in and outside Nigeria.

1,Governor/Deputy Central Bank of Nigeria, (CBN)
2,Directors of international/foreign of CBN remmittance.
3,Delex/cable department of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
4,Legal department of CBN
5,Attorney general of the federalism
6,Correspondence bank of CBN overseas
7,Foreign payment committee/panel CBN
8,Accountant general of the federation
9,Central review/conversation/debt/reconcilation panel
10,Contract award committee (NNPC)
11,Various panels/committee on contract payment with
various names of fake military officials and civilian such
as brigadier general,conel,alhaji,drs,rev,princess and
chief as the heads or chairmans of those fake panels
committee
12,Various fake letters from Presidency Central Bank of
Nigeria CBN military state house and ministries etc
13,World bank auditors
14,Provisional ruling council (PRC)
15,Vision 2010
16,Various fake quotting various decivers from the
presidency
17,Various correspondents,payment officials and various
fake deposit security companies.
18,Presidential task force (PTF)
19,Petroleum trust fund (PTF)
20,Ministry of finance
21,Ministry of justice
22,National drug law enforcement agency (NDLEA)
23,National insurance coroperation of Nigeria (NICON)
24,National deposite insurance coroperation (NDIC)
25,Board of inland /internal revenue etc

You are cautioned to stop further transaction with the
above listed offices,else you could fall victim to the gang
of fraudsters here or be explioted by the several corrupt
nigeria official home or abroad in a swift crusade towards
the enforcement of your contract debt,without those
problems that characterized the past.this offices has
advise that,you must stop further transaction with these
corrupt Nigeria officials/fraudsters otherwise you could be
charged alongwith them for criminal activities.

However,upon assumption of this offices by this democratic
elected government series of special meeting were held home
and abroad with some leaders of the world monetary
institution EG, world bank group,paris and london club of
creditors,european economic community (EEC) and
envoy�s of our correspondence international bank of
settlement worldwides affiliated with the central bank of
Nigeria CBN the purpose of this special meetings was to
(1)rebuild nigeria economy (2)pay all foreign
debts/inheritance.

This civilian regime is out to pay every foreign
contractors that excuted contract with the federal
government of nigeria,which has not been paid.this is to
redeem the image of our country that has been dented in the
sight of the world today by some unserupulious
clements,base on this.my office has decided to communicate
all foreign contractors/inheritance that their payment is
still outstanding as at this date should stop every
communication with any government officials,parastatals or
group of people you have been dealing with in the past,as
we are to direct you to secure your contract/inheritance
payment.

This is to show the world today democratic and transparent
government by this democratic government and give foreign
contractors/inheritance 100% assurrance that in three
working days,your contract/inheritance sum will be effected
to your nominated bank account.

Base on this ,the government has inaugurated the foreign
contract/inheritance payment panel (NNPC) under the full
guidance of the Presidency who is to check the progress of
these payment and to make sure that every
contractors/inheritance receives his or her contract money
within three working days as soon as you have been
contacted by the foreign contract/inheritance pane as they
have been empower by the federal ruling council (FRC) or
payment previously approved by the past
regime/administration that has note your payment will be
wire to you only when the office of the presidency has
indentified you.

Finally,you are strongly advise for the interest of your
person/firm to contact DR. ALI HASSAN IN THE LEGAL
CLEARANCE UNIT on his direct email address
[email protected] for the immediate release of your
contract /inheritance payment as he is on standby to attend
to you immediately.please you are advise to comply with him
as to enable him work with you and release your payment
within the stipulated time frame.

Sir,on behalf of this democratic government,I apologies for
any delay and disapointment you might have encountered in
receiving your money in the past,however,congratulation in
advance.

CHIEF OLUSEGUN OBASANJO
PRESIDENT,FEDERAL REPUBLIC
OF NIGERIA.

=============================================

YOU MUST BE A COLLEAGUE WITH DR. ALI HASSAN AT THE LEGAL CLEARANCE UNIT.
HE SAID HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET MY MONEY BACK, AS WELL AS ASSISTING US
WITH THIS LONG OVERDUE PAYMENT. A VERY NICE FELLOW. I'M GLAD THERE IS
STILL HONEST MEN IN THE WORLD.

--
OHB

Now with extra red off-script goodness!

I imagine that's the color of the veins that were popping out of his head as he typed this message.

Quote:

To: o_h_bush
Subject: Your Contract Payment (URGENT)
Received: from [216.147.150.21] by xprdmailfe5.nwk.excite.com via HTTP; Wed, 13 Jul 2005 20:58:14 EST
From: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 13 Jul 2005 20:58:14 -0400 (EDT)

Attn: OHB,

I did recieve your mail and i have forwarded your mail to the presidency for confirmation. but to my suprise HIS EXCELENCY, PRESIDENT OLUSEGUN OBASANJO did not send you any mail.

As to what's on ground, I'm not still suprise about the mail cause if anything of such will have to come to your way, I must be aware and before the PRESIDENT can send you such mail, the SENATE PRESIDENT must be aware and pass the information to the CBN GOVERNOR before the governor will now ask me to act on it.

But is like you yourself dont want to follow my instruction and i think i have done my best for you. The SENATE PRESIDENT himself have confirmed this authorization to you and still yet, you insist in following the CROOKS that will slap your face and run away with your money at the end of the day.

You compare me with someone in your mail., DONT COMPARE ME WITH ANY OF THIS CROOKS. OK???

They are not working for the government and they will never and ever make your payment, since they are not incharge and dont have any ability to help you get your funds.

Since the present government have broken their necks from scamming foreigners by telling them that they will help them get their funds and at the end of the day, they will rip them off and still divert their funds to somewhere else,,,,,,,,,,,,, The CROOKS are now finding all the means to get their stand back which is illegal and to convince people like you, they will contact you and tell you that they are so so so and so....... It's one of them that contact you now to tell you that he's the PRESIDENT.

But as you have believed him, I will leave you and him to run the race and see who will win.

But i bet you that your funds are still INTACT and it's in an escrow account at the central bank of nigeria. and it will not be released without my conscient..... If you want to be sued again.... Keep on communicating with the FRAUDSTSERS. But i have a 100% guarantee that at the end of the day, You will get nothing.... THIS IS NOTHING BUT WHAT I"M VERY SURE OF IT..........

Dr. Toyin Coker.

Ok. As a reward for that hilarious reply, here's an attaboy, (and finally a pic request).

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Your Contract Payment (URGENT)
Date: Wed, 13 Jul 2005 19:02:26 -0700

DR. COKER,

I DO WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING HONEST AND STRAIGHT WITH ME ABOUT THIS
CON ARTIST. HOW DO THIS IMPOSTERS GET AWAY WITH THIS OUTRAGES CRIMES? I
MUST CONFESS, DURING OUR CORRESPONDENCE, I HAVE DEVELOP A CERTAIN AMOUNT
OF TRUST FOR YOU, DR. COKER. I BELIEVE IF ANYONE CAN HELP GET MY
CONTRACT PROCEEDS TO MY OWN ACCOUNT, IT SHOULD BE YOU. BEFORE I SEND
CALIBRATION FEE, COULD YOU SEND ME IDENTIFICATION? I DON'T WANT TO GET
RIP OFF AGAIN, NO OFFENSE MEANT TO YOU. ALL THESE MAIL FROM SO CALLED
NIGERIAN AND CBN OFFICIALS ARE MAKE ME VERY CONFUSED AND CROSS.

--
OHB

On Wed, 13 Jul 2005 20:58:14 -0400 (EDT), "TELEX DEPARTMENT"
<[email protected]> said:
> Attn: OHB,
> I did recieve your mail and i have forwarded your mail to the presidency

Quote:

To: o_h_bush
Subject: Your Contract Payment (URGENT AND EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!!))
Received: from [216.147.150.21] by xprdmailfe1.nwk.excite.com via HTTP; Thu, 14 Jul 2005 00:37:35 EST
From: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 14 Jul 2005 00:37:35 -0400 (EDT)

Attn: OHB,

I did recieve your mail and you dont need to thank me for doing my job. All i'm just trying to do is to make sure that you dont get ripped again.

Besides, what identity did you need from me? I will not give out any identity as i'm not ordered to do so. It's in the mail that was sent to you by the SENATE PRESIDENT that i'm the KEY TESTSED OFFICER incharge of your payment.

And since NO ONE ELSE is involve here, I believe that if their's any error or misleading, The authority will question me as they have all the record of that covers my dealings with you.

To save my time and your's, You are to make payment of $650 NORMALIZATION FEE. I will just advise you not to waste your time anymore. cause i may fed-up of further respond and i want everything to be OK for you. So is better you go ahead and make the payment through westernunion money transfer to the below name.

MR FRANCIS ADAMS
20 AWOLOWO WAY, IKEJA
LAGOS/NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION: CODE
TEXT ANSWER: 101

Once you just get this done, Email this office with the followings: SENDER'S NAME, ADDRESS AND THE MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER.

You are to send a copy to the SENATE and a reciept will be send back to you issued from the BOARD OF INTERNAL REVENUE for the payment.

That's all i have for you now.

Your's Sincerely,

Dr. Toyin Coker.

I see. No trophy picture for me.

He's going to regret that, and the fact that he was so vague about the Senate President.

And what's with the blue?

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: [email protected]
Cc: [email protected] <--WRONG SEN. PRES!!
Subject: Re: Your Contract Payment (URGENT AND EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!!))
Date: Thu, 14 Jul 2005 15:28:34 -0700

DR. COKER,

SINCE YOU ARE AWARE OF MY CORRESPONDENCE WITH THE SENATE PRESIDENT, I
TRUST THAT YOU ARE THE GENUINE REPRESENTATIVE OF CBN BANK. I HAVE JUST
SEND MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION. HERE ARE THE DETAILS.

**********************************
AMOUNT:
$650.00USD

SENDER:
OLIVER BUSH
725 FREEDOM HALL
TUCSON, AZ USA

RECIPIENT:
MR FRANCIS ADAMS
20 AWOLOWO WAY
IKEJA, LAGOS NIGERIA

TEXT QUESTION:
CODETEXT

ANSWER:
101

MTCN:
5340740836

***********************************

I HAVE COPIED THE SENATE PRESIDENT TO THIS MESSAGE AS PER YOUR
INSTRUCTIONS. AGAIN I APPRECIATE FOR YOUR ASSISTENCE IN THIS MATTER.
PLEASE ENSURE I HAVE MY CONTRACT PAYMENT IN MY OWN BANK BY THE END OF
NEXT WEEK.

--
OHB

On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 00:37:35 -0400 (EDT), "TELEX DEPARTMENT"
<[email protected]> said:
> Attn: OHB,
> I did recieve your mail and you dont need to thank me for doing my job.

Unfortunately for Dr. Coker, the Senate President I'm corresponding with isn't the Senate President he thinks it is!

Quote:

To: o_h_bush
Subject: Your Contract Payment (URGENT AND EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!!))
Received: from [216.147.150.21] by xprdmailfe15.nwk.excite.com via HTTP; Thu, 14 Jul 2005 22:07:10 EST
From: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 14 Jul 2005 22:07:10 -0400 (EDT)

Attn: Oliver Bush,

I did recieve your mail and the information.But to make things clear to you, You have not send the money.

You can go to www.westernunion.com and track the transfer.

But maybe their's a mistake somewhere, I want you to cross check and to confirm this also, Have the westernunion reciept sent to me so that i can confirm the transfer at this end.

Like i said earlier on, I'm here doing my job which i have been paid for. but if any beneficiary should come and say thank you after getting his/her funds, I will take it and say thanks too.

So do all what you are suppose to do at your end. As for the $650 and according to the report on westernunion, you have not send the money. you have to check this and get back to me shortly.

Your's Sincerely,

Dr. Toyin Coker.

Hmm. No money, eh? I definitely sent it.

Doesn't look like he checked the cc address on my last mail. Let's give him a few more hours.

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Your Contract Payment (URGENT AND EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!!))
Date: Thu, 14 Jul 2005 19:47:52 -0700

DR. COKER,

THERE MUST BE A PROBLEM AT THE WESTERN UNION AGENT. I WILL HAVE TO MAKE
ANOTHER TRIP TOMORROW TO FIND WHAT IS IT. I DID WHAT YOU INSTRUCT ME TO
DO. MONEY SHOULD BE THERE BY NOW. I NEED TO BUY A SCANNER OR DIGITAL
CAMERA IN ORDER TO SEND YOU PICTURE OF RECEIPT. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO
THAT RIGHT NOW.

I REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS DELAYS. I JUST WANT MY MONEY.

--
OHB

On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 22:07:10 -0400 (EDT), "TELEX DEPARTMENT"
<[email protected]> said:
> Attn: Oliver Bush, I did recieve your mail and the information.But to
> make things clear to you, You have not send the money.

Looks like I lost him.

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Subject: YOU SHOULD HAVE THE MONEY BY NOW.
Date: Fri, 15 Jul 2005 08:30:22 -0700

DR.COKER,

I WENT TO THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE THIS MORNING. AGENT TELLS ME THE
MONEY TRANSFER WAS PICK UP ALREADY. THEY GAVE ME A PRINTOUT WITH THE
FOLLOWING INFOS:

**************************

SERVICE: WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER

RECEIVER\'S NAME: FRANCIS ADAMS

PAYMENT AMOUNT: $650.00 USD

PAYMENT STATUS: FUNDS PAID TO RECEIVER

ACTUAL PICK UP TIME: 8:09AM 07/15/05

ACTUAL PICK UP LOCATION- HONG KONG, CHINA

***************************

PLEASE SEND MY CONTRACT PAYMENT SOONEST.

--
OHB

Reply dammit!

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Subject: COKER, GET BACK TO ME!!
Date: Fri, 15 Jul 2005 15:14:19 -0700

DR. COKER,

I AM SURPRISE THAT YOU NEGLECTED TO ANSWER MY LAST TWO MAILS. I'M
GETTING VERY ANGRY AND SUSPICION. THIS IS JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPEN WITH MR.
NAVARRO. I SEND MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION PER INSTRUCTIONS, IT GETS
COLLECTED, AND THEN NO MORE MAIL FROM YOU. YOU MAKE ME VERY PISS OFF. I
DEMAND YOU TELL ME THE STATUS OF MY CONTRACT PAYMENT. YOU SEND IT TO MY
BANK AT ONCE. IF YOU STILL REFUSE TO REPLY ME, I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE AND
TO COMPLAIN TO SENATE PRESIDENT.

I WANT MY PAYMENT. NOW.

--
OHB

My parting shot.

Quote:

From: "Oliver Bush"
To: "TELEX DEPARTMENT" <[email protected]>
Subject: WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME?
Date: Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:56:02 -0700

DR. COKER,

I NOW KNOW THAT YOUR THE FARUDSTER AND THEIF. MR. MARTINI TOLD ME THAT
YOU WERE RELIEVE FROM YOUR POSITION AT THE BANK FOR EMBEZZLEMENT AND
TAKING BRIBES. THAT MUST BE WHY YOU WERE UWILLING TO PROVIDE ME WITH
PROPER IDENTIFICATION. HE SAID BEFORE YOU WERE FIRE YOU TOOK A LIST OF
CONFIDENTIAL E-MAIL ADDRESS OF CONTRACTOR AND BENEFICIARY ACCOUNTS AND
THATS HOW YOU GOT MY CONTACT. HE SAID THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE
TRIED THIS CON-GAME, AND THE BANK HAS AN EXPANSIVE FILE REGARDING YOUR
ACTIVITIES.

I TRUSTED YOU AND SEND YOU MONEY. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A CHEAT AND A
CON-MAN. THANKS FOR NOTHING.

--
OHB

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