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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:31 am

<[email protected]>

Quote:

Date: Jul 13, 2005 5:43 PM
Subject: fool.

Listen idiot is you and your family is coursed and if you ever write to this email adress againd you will die and try and see fool.

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:35 am

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>

Date: Jul 13, 2005 5:16 AM

ARA LO MA PE....GBOGBO AWON EBI E ONI KUKU IRE>>>>>>> OLOLRUN LOM A GBE EMI EH>>>>>>>

^^^WHAT THE FU..?

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:18 pm

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: I GOT THE PICTURES OF UR BEST FRIEND

FROM UR CHAIRMAN,

I CAN SEE THAT U GOT TIME 4 WRITTING LONG LETTERS.

WHO ARE U ? AND WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED OF ME ?

EXPLAIM PLS, AND IF UR MOTHER WAS FUCKED BY UR BEST FRIEND THEN., I CAN UNDERSTAND THE TRAUMER U R GOING THROGH.

TAKE THINGS EASY OK. IF UR BEST FRIEND DID REALLY FUCKED UR MOTHER SO HARD, THAT GOES TO TELL ME THAT U HAVE ALSO BEEN FUCKING UR MOTHER.

THAT MEANS UR MOTHER, INSHORT UR PARENTS ARE ANIMALS AND SO ARE U.

ANYWAY I GOT THE PICTURE OF THE GUY THAT FUCKED UR MOTHER TILL SHE DIED BUT I MUST TELL YOU THAT WE ARE NOT READY TO HELP U TRACK DOWN THIS GUY COS HE EXPLAINED TO ME IN MY OFFICE THAT UR MOTHER PLEADED WITH HIM TO HIT ARE HARD THAT UR DAD IS WEAK AND HE IS STILL VERY VERY WEAK.

I HOPE UR DAD THAT LOOKS LIKE A PIG SURE DIES IN MOD AND I BE WAITING TO PRINT UR FATHER OBITUARY, LOL FOOL THIS IS JUST TO TELL U THAT I HAVE MADE IT IN GUY ALREADY I WILL STRONGLY ADVISE U TO MIX WITH PEOPLE WHO CAN HELP U OK.

I WISH U ALL THE BEST.

PLS STOP MAILING ME OTHERWISE I SHALL HAVE MY FRIENDS HELP TRACE UR IP AND TRACK U DOWN WERE EVER U R.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE PPEOPLE U DONT KNOW, WELL I KNOW HOW IT FEELS WHEN UV GAT KNOW JOB, KEEP TRUSTING GOD OK. I WOULD HAV TO ASSIST U AND UR FAMILY THE OPPORTUNITY TO WORK FOR ME AS MY BOYS BUT UNFORTUNATELY U ALL ARE ZOMBIE'S AND FOOLS.

BEFORE I FORGET THE GUY'S PIC U SENT TO ME THAT FUCKED UR MOTHER INFRONT OF UR FILTY DAD HAS A NICE CUCK AND I CAN TELL THAT UR MOTHER WAS SATISFIED.

DROP IS CASE OK, COS HE IS NOT GUILTY.

AM WAITING ON U.

SATAN.

Trace that IP, mugu. (Gmail through a Cuban proxy.)

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From: hajia mariam abacha <[email protected]>
Subject: Thanks for your mail.

BIG MUMU YOUR MAMA TOTO!!!!! you de craze for where you dey i swear if i
catch ur mama i go fuck am her toto i go hang am for up idiot.

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From: accountant smith <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Be Aware

god punish you

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From: Ahmed Koba <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Be Aware

Oloriburuku,you mother is crying for help in hell and you are going to burn
like animal,idiot.
What the hell are you doing with the name Chan Fung,if you are not a fucking
thief and animal,you long head,basket mouth.
Your father is dancing and fucking with you sister if you don't know.
You stupid animal.
Oni sori re,ibanuje lo ma je tie,olosi.
Otunngei,onyinara.
I wonder why you are not in the metro or the box that was bombed,you don't
deserve to live.
Koni da fun e.

Lagbaja.
+31 895 645 3422

Don't call him.

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From: allen makombe <[email protected]>
Subject: back to sender.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Be Aware

WELL, I CAN SEE YOU ARE THE FOOLISH PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. IF YOU ARE NOT A FOOL, THERE IS NO POINT OF WRITING SUCH LONG AND NONSENCE MAIL. SINCE YOU KNOW THE CLAIM TO KNOW THE GAME. THAT MEANS YOU ARE THE HIGHEST MUGU.

AWA LEHE,UDOKUA,AHUNDE UKI WEKHIN.

From a mugu who has written more than a few timnes before:

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From: arthur roosman <[email protected]>
Subject: Good day Beloved

Good day Beloved fool,

This is a proposal in context but actually an appeal soliciting for your
unreserved assistance in consummating an urgent transaction.
By way of summarized profile of myself, I am Senator Luisa Pimentel Estrada,
a 74years old lady and the first wife of Joseph Ejercito Estrada (former
head of state and President of Philippines) who is presently held in
detention in a hospital outside manilla,Philippines....

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From: sanjari aryan <[email protected]>
To: "DR.PAUL JINADU" <[email protected]>
Date: Jul 14, 2005 2:55 AM
Subject: Re: Be Aware

YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID AND FOOLISH ANIMAL THAT I HAVE
EVER KNOW . LOOK VERY WELL AT THE MIRROR AND SEE YOUR
MONKEY FACE . BLACK KAKA !

best kinds sanjari

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From: amina amina <[email protected]>
Subject: HELLO

YOU BASTARD YOU ARE NOTING BUT BASTAR ALL YOUR FAMILY
ARE FOOL FOR REST OF THERE LIFE,YOU BASTARD

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From: alima isaka <[email protected]>
Subject: RE:I WISH YOU THE SAME

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From: rose albert <[email protected]>
Subject: KEEP IT UP

WELL I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY BUT EVRYTHING THAT YOU HAVE SAID IN THIS YOUR MAIL AM SENDING IT BACK TO YOU IN JESUS NAME AMEN

BYE
N/B
ONE DAY YOU WILL CORUSE YOUR OWN MOTHER WITH OUT KNOWING KEEP IT UP

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From: woodstone <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Be Aware

guy how far how u dey.well wan tell youy say your mama pussy is to nsmall for my dick.tell her to put a bottle in it before she come to my house again.

Quote:

From: nicholas smith <[email protected]>
Subject: be warned.

Any day you write me again DEVIL go visit you that day Amen.

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From: Blessin Abel <[email protected]>
Subject: your death is already at hand bet me

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From: Ben Bumo <[email protected]>
Subject: ben

MR.Chong Bo Kim
you father dear you must die this week i am a afrcan man i ask you for help you man you die yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
thanks
ben

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From: chan fung <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Be Aware

YOU ARE A FRUSTRATED MAN, I AM SORRY ABOUT THAT.OK

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Go and do something Better

Van Richard or what ever you call your name,
You and your group are the most foolish organisation I ever known.All those non-sense you wrote is applicable to you idiot and a bastard for that matter.
I am not sure if you or any member of your group ever had a mother if not you would have had respect for women.
I belt that you are not and can never get married to a lady.
See who is talking that he has gate man when your generations are gate man.(Low class people.)

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Fools with out directions

Chris Duru or what ever you call your name,
You and your group are the most foolish organisation I ever known.All those non-sense you wrote is applicable to you idiot and a bastard for that matter.
I am not sure if you or any member of your group ever had a mother if not you would have had respect for women.
I belt that you are not and can never get married to a lady.
See who is talking that he has gate man when your generations are gate man.(Low class people.)
Reverse these things you wrote and see that it fits you alot.

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From: Continentaltrust holdings company limited <[email protected]>
Subject: MUMU.OGUN KILL UR PAPA

YOUR CHAIRMAN,

IYOBO

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From: Mr.Sam Dede <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Be Aware

all your family die and if u are storngel man come

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From: danboyi john <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Be Aware

You are the most uselss persons on this earth,silent is the
best ans.to a fool kike your veryself.may you never have
peace of mind in your life.

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From: danielkanu <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: back to sender[motor kill your entire]

What I will left to you is this,I know that you don't have family you are
just a bastard,the rest of your entire circle we remain in are jecent poverity
idiot you cunsucker if you go to hell it can not skin any way I don't want
to talk

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From: DANIEL MORENA <[email protected]>
Subject: Good News

Heh Bastard,

U are stupid Niger ?

dr dasila pedro <[email protected]> forwarded seven pieces of 419 spam to me.

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From: DR ALEX OKOH <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Be Aware

go and FUCK your mama ko.

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From: amina kahlid <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Be Aware

I saw you 3 days ago and had pity for you. na your mouth de always kill you. de don chop you tire. You still dont mjow me yet? i am aalways around you. I am responsible for so may calamities that has befallen you. I MUST FIND ANOTHER WAY TO DEAL WITH YOU. GO AND TELL YOUR STUPID GODFATHER and that ashawo you carry about and feel you are a big guy. I promise to deal with you . just wait and see. are you jealous of my state of the art cars or estates? no, for you still cant know that i am the person. Your mumu don do

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From: Duru Alan <[email protected]>
Subject: can you see how Stupid you are by being nekad. fool

fool

can you see how Stupid you are by being nekad. fool

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From: Donald Welsh <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Be Aware

so shall it be for you

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From: EBIZ LOTTO <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Be Aware

YOUR MAMA PUSS YOUR FATHER WILL DIE LIKE A FOUL YOUR MOTHER
WILL DIE LIKE A DOG AND YOU DIE LIKE A SLAVE

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: YOU MADE IT

Quote:

From: Eric Smith <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: take this back is your gift no one wants

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: IS THIS WHAT YOU WISH YOUR SAFE?

and also with you

Quote:

From: Mr. Eric Manuel <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Be Aware

why me make u try mail white man before i call my great grand-grand father
for you

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From: frank amanda <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Be Aware

i will kill you stop this

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From: faso kouma <[email protected]>
Subject: Thanks you.

Quote:

From: Gay Mugu Goat-fucker <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: [Afribiz] Be Aware

YOUR MAMA ASHAWO, SHE DEY CRYING FOR THE 5 NAIRA I TELL HER SHE DEY GET FOR HER SERVICES TO ME BARSTARD GUY

I am a gay homosexual and I like to fuck goats. Please let me lick your penis and please fuck my ass with your hard man-rod.
Call me! phone number is +234-803-3216984.

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:05 pm

Two more quick voicemails from angry mugus (including an audio death threat). Definately don't call your lads and play these. Hopefully I'll get longer ones after this has been going on for longer--these mugus have only been hearing from me for a week or so, I think.

{ <a href="http://www.squeakyfromme.org/images/419/calls02.zip" target="_blank">Klikka Haar</a> } (45.2k)

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:27 pm

One of my very favorites that I've ever received:

Quote:

From: oziegbe ojuruwa <[email protected]>
Subject: HELLO

I LIKE TO BE A Gmail MEMBER AND I NEEDED INVITATION PLEASE I REALLY NEED YOUR FAVOUR PLEASE SEND ME INVITATION. I WILL BE GRATEFUL IF MY REQUEST IS GRANTED.

Quote:

From: Christian Zenan <[email protected]>
Subject: Fwd: GOOD NEWS

Idiot,
U no no say I be Senator for Naija. U no come back here come join politic. You dey there dey yeye yourself. Anywhere we you like make you dey, just no dey spoil work for person. Yeye mugu, mayee.

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From: cheung pui <[email protected]>
Subject: Apology.

Hey Poor Boy,

All your mates go better pass you this year and forevermon say Amen.

You will continue to bow to your mates till you die by food poisning say Amen.

You will not have children ever till you die Say amen.

Na gutter dem go throw ur smelling dead body put when u die this night Say Amen.

Finally,As you read this mail may calamity befall you and drop dead immediately you read this mail finish Say Ameeeeennnnnnnnnnn.

You Be rebel to the nigerian youths.

Whereever you dey and dey hide na kerosine explosion go kill you and person wey dey house you.

Koni da fun iwo and ebi eeeeee titi lai lai.

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From: Fawilliams55 <[email protected]>
Subject: back to u fool

Quote:

From: frank_nuelly nuelly <[email protected]>
Subject: you fool you dey misplace me with another guy/ i dont know you

my guy i dont know the meaning of this
wetin dey happen, i dont know you which job you dey talk about
why you dey misplace me with another guy if truly i know you let wetin you talk happen but if not your course will go back to .

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From: Frank Tony <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

OLOKUN,OKHIAN GBELUWAHIA,IVBIO ORHIOVBAN,VBE EZE UR MAMA TOO THERE.

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From: faso kouma <[email protected]>
Subject: fake musa.

OGWOTUPIAGI ANYA NA ABALI.

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

u be really big fool,ur mate dey make money with this thing,u dey use ur own dey curse pple dey go.you be really big foolmake u dey there na so men go dey splash water for ur body during raining season

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From: Fred <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: GOOD NEWS

oboy,u get time,i no go lie
meanwhile ur uk number,na conforwarded.
me i dey uk.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: ITS AMAZING TO HERE FROM U AGAIN

wait,if u dey game,why u dey hala any how?i no understand ur level. Abi u
be sadist?,abi den don chop u bf?,if vex dey ur mind reach that level,come
go do soucide bombing,na ur mates dey do am no bi to dey internet dey commit
gradual soucide
MUMU

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From: Aldrich Mr Elbert M. <[email protected]>
Subject: GOOD NEWS

YOU ARE SUCH A FOOL

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From: alomar tanwi <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Be Aware

FULL LIKE YOU ANIMAL STUPID FUCK YOUR MOTHER I DONT KNOW WHY WHITE MEN FUCK
THEIR MOTHER DID YOU FUCK YOUR MOTHER?

Wow, 3|337 Pidgin:

Quote:

From: dr_alexander williams <[email protected]>
Subject: 4ck ur morther

4kc u, u have time u fol

Quote:

From: dr_alexander williams <[email protected]>
Subject: 4uk u.......

HAVE SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER

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From: Barrister Dilison John <[email protected]>
Subject: WHO ARE YOU???

OBOY WAITING DEY BRING ALL THIS INSULT DO YOU NO ME BEFORE YOU DON SEND ME EMAIL SATE YOU CALL MY NUMBER WHO ARE YOU???

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: YOUR LOTTO NUMBERS

I HAVE COME TO DISCOVER THAT YOU AND ALL YOUR ENTIRE
GENERATION BOTH BORN AND UNBORN ARE IDLE IMBECILES
AND SO SHALL ALL OF YOU REMAIN. ROT IN HELL

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From: dayzers result <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

i no blame u. na person wen buy time 4 u i blame. why u no go fight war 4 liberia u this fool.

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From: Mr.Sam Dede <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

iwbu nne gi

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

oh boy where u dey. Abeg devote your time to making money so u can remove ur family from poverty. It is clear that you have never tasted wealth this is why u no know wetin dey. It is easy to know your age. You are either between 15 and 25 and retarded in thinking or you are between 25-above and foolish for ever. Which ever way you are cursed. You must be Benin the bredders of thiefs and prostitutes in the world. Your sisters and mama must be in Italy fucking to pay ur school fees. Your father must be back home playing pool and becoming poorer by the day. Well i can help you. Come and work for me. I will make u rich

Idiot.

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: GOOD NEWS

thank u mumu

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From: david audu <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

What ever u call urself na OGUN go kill u and u go suffer till u die if u be civilizised person u no go dey use words like that to another person.U be real first class mumu and very soon u go know wetin time dey talk.Monkey like u.

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From: DANNY MICHAEL <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

Oto nne gi

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From: peter cooly <[email protected]>
Subject: have this

who r u

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From: Continentaltrust holdings company limited <[email protected]>
Subject: MUMU

YOUR OGA,

IYHOBO

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From: Continentaltrust holdings company limited <[email protected]>
Subject: GOD PURNISH YOUR USELESS PAPA AND MAMA WHE BORN YOU. GOD DON PURNISH

YOUR OGA,

IYHOBO

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From: arthur roosman <[email protected]>
Subject: just for you

I dont have time to sit and write all this sheet, back to you fool.

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From: arthur roosman <[email protected]>
Subject: love

SORROW IS ALREADY YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY COMPANION. SORROW IS OCCUPYING 95% OF
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY'S POSSESIONS. YOUR STAY ON EARTH IS MORE OR LESS A MERE
WASTE OF TIME TO OTHERS. O BOY U DEY STINK, YOUR KIND OF FOOOOOL IS A
COMPLEX ONE. HAVE YOU EVER STEP YOUR GOD FORSAKEN FOOT IN ANY OF THE
UNIVERSITY'S COMPOUND IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY NIGERIA? THAT INDICATES THAT YOU
ARE NOTHING BUT WALKING CORPSE. HOW MANY TIMES DOES YOUR FICKLE MINDED
MOTHER ASKED ME TO FUCK HER AND I REFUSED,THIS TIME I MUST MAKE SURE THAT I
FUCK HER SILLY. IF YOU DARE LOOK AT ANY COMPUTER SCREEN ONCE MORE THE SCREEN
WILL BLOW SPIRITUALLY ON YOU AND YOUR CO MURDER FUCKERS. PUNK ASS? BLOODY
FUCKING SON OF-A-BITCH. ARTICLE OF NO COMMERCIAL VALUE. YOU ARE WORTH
NOTHING IN THE EYES OF PROSTITUTES WHILE YOUR *DELETED* PUSSY IS WORTH
NOTHING IN THE EYES OF ROBBERS. DO YOU KNOW THAT MY FELLO ROBBERS PREFARE TO
FUCK YOU FICKLE MINDED MOTHER'S WATERISH PUSSY WITH PISTOL.
I NEED MORE OF YOUR BULLSHIT

Quote:

From: charles wilson <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT

ARE YOU MAD? AND INSANE AND PLZ STOP WRITING ME COS I DONT KNOW HOW A REFRAT LIKE YOU COULD STILL BE IN EXISTENCE,BASTARD

Quote:

From: mandela zuma <[email protected]>
Subject: obi receive seven demon,

I don't have any thing to say,From now on you will know that I BELONG obi
receive SEVEN
DEMON......................................................................ARAH
SAGAR HUIH AMEN.

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From: BARRISTER CHRIST <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

i send you an email as guyman and told you everytyhing about myself and what i am ,but now you have just made me to understand in the mail you send to me is who you are and what you are, your fulking mothers ass, for your information i fulk your mother before having you
Rev friday my son

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Be Aware

I NOW CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE A MAD MAN SORRY FOR YOUR FAMILY TO HAVE LOSE SOMEONE ALIVE FOOL BASTARD.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: you get money.you say make them beware.ekpa.

why you dey call yourself oga when you dey lack sence of reasoning politician
pikin.ole.you sidan take your time dey write nonsence,drug addict.

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From: Mr.Duke Edwards <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

I WISH YOU THE SAME

BEST REGARDS

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From: evans timothy <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

na only me u dey send this mail to or na ogun dey kill you

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: GOOD NEWS

guy why you day talk like you kwon be black guy
god wil always blessing peple like me

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: dear friend

MAYA LIKE YOU U NO FIT SPEAK ENGLISH? BIG HEAD UR FATHER NA HIM IDIOT 419 WERE DEY ANSER REF FATHER.Grow up

Quote:

From: Alexei Zakharenko <[email protected]>
Subject: BAD NEWS!!!

Dear Mr Idiot,

U no think say na you ben the biggest fool

na ogun go kill yur papa

and iseluku go hand your throat for junction

you no go die better

and the tin wey u use yur hand buy go kill u

u nor go see person wey go do u good

anybody wey u do good for go use am against yo

Ashe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

byebye

Muguman

Quote:

From: Alexei Zakharenko <[email protected]>
Subject: AN YET ANOTHER BAD NEWS!!!

Dear Mr Idiot,

Pickin wey him wey him mama no go sleep hin himself no go sleep.........yeye picking wey hin dey fuck him mama like you.

U bend down dey look another person yanh na sapkana go put fire for your own and he go put fire for ur house the day way crazy man go fuck ur first daughter for junction.

U go sleep for the house of ur enemy and u go beg for the street of ur village.

Na thunder, go ben ur neck.

prohet ukeke like u

he-goat who is a son of a prostitute she hausa goat.

abeg i don log off becos i no wan see yama yama like ur stinky self.

foolish dirty old basterd no go pay the money way u dey own the person wey u dupe,

see am for ur back he go soon shuck u nife.

na u be the mugu........i be the master.

The man aka Ur oga,

Ur mater.

Quote:

From: Alexei Zakharenko <[email protected]>
Subject: MY TROPHY TO YOU

Mr. Nomahennorye,

Ogun orkhian gbe erha.

Ivbabor okhian lawe egbe.

Uhua fia wun

Uwuorhie

Uhudan nor gbabe.

Uhua su hun wu ede ne evbuo e ro wa.

Sakpana okhian lalor we ekokodu.

Yes na so e go be for u oooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Ahes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoou master

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 264

this is brilliant, thought Id have a bit of fun with some of the ones in the last section, first reply from ozresurrection:

Quote:

bastard who u identify urself shoooooo dem dey see like this u just dey insult me all the course dey upon ur generation u hear fool. well u teach u how to browse i blame goat like u go suck ur grand mama pussy then reply after u don dry the pussy then tell ur mum say make she block me for EKO HOTEL by tuesday nxt week. tell her to keep her pussy tight then i can do it right motherfucker reveal ur self then i will tell u the south aint save no more.go get a gun then lets hit the street fool

i feel all giddy, thats almost a death threat at the end!

Guest

A fun little twist, after insulting the lads a few times, send them something like...

`AH HA! I knew you that letter wasn't for real. Bless Google, or I would have fell for your evil prank!!! '

Currently tying it, wonder if you'd be able to bait them afterwards. Be more fun for me then recieving death threats. Razz

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:08 am

This is a great thread.

With some of these lads eager to talk on the phone, have you put any in touch with each other (sorry I haven't read the entire thread)?

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

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Let me tell back to u the sender ok.

Quote:

Ur Mama and papa go die and ur family be mad peopel u can't even write good english all the investment by ur parents are all waste it could have being better to spend it on motherless children well who knows if u have a father at all.

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Thanks and God punish u and ur family.

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Idiot like u born by asawo

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BIG FOOL LIKE YOU, FACE YOURSELF,THE FIGHT IS FOR YOU AND MY GOD WHO CARE FOR ME,COME AND SHOW YOURSELF,YOU DEAD AMOUNG THE LIVING.LIGHT AND DAKENESS CANNOT LIVE TOGETHER,FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.NO WEAPON FOUND AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER,AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU ARE GAMBLEING WITH YOURLIFE,BELIVE ME FOR REAL YOUR TIME IS OVER,IAM ANOINED ONE NO NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FOOL WHO CLAIM IS WISER.

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u tault u are wise let me tell u are still a big time mugu maga if i want to chop u infact i must chop u whether u like it or not u idiot like u fuck u

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:30 am

steve_brimley wrote:

With some of these lads eager to talk on the phone, have you put any in touch with each other (sorry I haven't read the entire thread)?

Until two or three weeks ago, they all got Prof. Hart Greene's Lagos landline number. Apparantly they were calling him frequently enough that he had figured out that somebody else was giving out his phone number and explained this to them, causing them to write to me demanding to know why they'd been given his number. At least one of them thought Hart was my maga, for some reason. I also ran into a lad whose gang had previously used the same phone number before they moved to England.

I just about fell out of my chair laughing at this:

Quote:

From: deborah smith <[email protected]>
Subject: GOOD NEWS

DEAR MR/MISS PASTOR
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AND YOU ARE SWEARING FOR ANOTHER PERSON INSTEAD PRAYING. I AM A SINNER AND BEG FOR GOD MERCY HENCE I DO WHAT I GAT TO DO BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS IN PHILIPIANS 4.19 THAT GOD WILL SUPPLY MY EVERY NEEDS ACCORDING TO HIS RICHES IN GLORY IN CHRIST JESUS AND IN MATTEW 4.19, JESUS FOLLOW ME AND I WILL MAKE YOU FISHERS OF MEN. I BELEIVE IN THE LORD JESUS AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED IN BELEIVING IN HIM AND EVEN JUST HIS NAME.
YOU NEED FORGIVENESS FOR TELL ME ALL YOU DID.
I ADVICE THAT YOU RETURN BACK TO AFRICA AND HELP YOUR COUNTRY TO BE A BETTER PLACE INSTEAD OF WASTING YOUR LIFE IN UK AND ADAPTING TO BABYLON LAW AND BE A SLAVE IN A STRENGE LAND.
FREE YOURSELF FROM A STRENGE LAND AND A STRENGE WOMAN BECAUSE YOU ARE LOST IN A WORLD OF CAPTIVITY.
HOW MUCH IS YOUR HOUSE RENT? YOUR BILLS YOU PAY WEEKLY? VERY STUPID OF YOU.
GO LOOK IN YOURSELF AND ASK YOURSELF QUESTION IN A SOLICE. FOOLISH MAN WHEN THY CLAIM PASTOR WHEN YOU ARE A WHORE MONGER AND INFIDEL.

SORRY 4 YOUR LIFE. YOU BABYLON SLAVE.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: THE WORLD WILL SEE YOUR PICTURES.

LOOK I HAVE PRINT YOUR PICTURES,THE WORLD WILL SEE HOW CRAZY YOU ARE.
AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE SO THE WORLD WILL RECEIVE YOUR PICTURES.

Thanks, mugu!

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From: florence sola <[email protected]>
Subject: GOOD NEWS

na me peter from delta state dey mail you i think say na maga no fess i won try complete my money for travel i go australia that's why i mail you and i need some money no fess.
Thanks.
Peter

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From: Noel Campbell <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

u no wise,u be real hausa,u go do 419 for 30yrs nobody go pay u one naira!

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From: Dr; phillip phillip <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

FOOLISH MAN WITH WAYO NAME, NA THIS BAD CHARACTER WEN U DEY EXIBIT SO KILL YOUR FAMILY. ABI U DON FORGET? NA YOU BE THE BIGGEST IDIOT, YOUR LIFE DON DABARU NA OUT OF FRUSTRATION MAKE U DEY DO WITHIN YOU DEY DO SO. MAKE U SEE THE NEAREST PSYCHATRIST FRUSTRATED MAN.

Quote:

From: david faisal <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

MY FRIEND STOP MAKING NOISE.

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From: 08055334467 enginer kukusam <[email protected]>
Subject: YOU ARE A FAILURE.

BACK TO SENDER.JUDGE YOURSELF.

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From: Edward Ezechi <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

Hello friend,

You see,illiteracy is nothing but outright disease.Your parents did you a lot of injustice by not sending you to school at least to have a formal education.

if you were from a responsible home,your utterances would have been civilised and polished.You are such a dumb and degenerate human being and i feel for you.

Please take the pains and get back to school,for there is no age limit.If only to learn how to write and read.

My regards to your dumb pussy mother.

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From: eli2005 yormie <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: GOOD NEWS

Hello fred kamara ,

I can see that you have time to write all this mail to me? If you want us to know please kindly forward your telephone so that i can call you ok

We can work !!!!!

Regards

Magic man

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From: El-Gordo Lottery <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

GOD PUNISH YOUR FATHER

Big, bold font:

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

Keep sending ok? am trailing you.

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From: Dr. David <[email protected]>
Subject: HOW ARE YOU?

YOU BE COMPELE MUMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.I WANT TO FULK YOUR MOTHER SO HARD.

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From: donald ekeh <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: GOOD NEWS

call me on this number you big fool i no dey read your mail +44 07092866981 if you get the mind make you call me on the number you fool. you just waiste your time dey write novel or book say nay reply well me i no dey pay for time i get computer for my house.

Your oga
+44 07092866981

Don't call him.

Quote:

From: douglas smith <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK TO SENDER. MY BRO

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: FOOL AT 115YRS

Dear Mugu,

stop insulting your master,otherwise i will bring you
back to Nigeria.Your mates don die finish and you still
dey alife dey do wayo,you no dey shame,FOOL AT 115
YEARS.

bye

If nothing less, the guy who sent the next two is one of the funniest lotto baits that I've ever done.

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Surffer Head

Mallam Keffas,Why do you give yourself fake names when your generation will never be able to produce such a title?Your last mail gave me the conclusion that you are a very sick person.
"Its very unfortunate".
May God almighty forgive you for what ever wrong you must have done and have mercy on your soul if you eventually die in this way.
the only thing I know is that God will never Forgive your Parents For giving birth to a stupid and bastard like you.
I am made already,I write you from my house,and do my things from home.
If you were not stupid,why not check my ISP address and know that I do not only live in Holland and I write to insult you from my house."Dam Cafe"
You and your generations will continue to die in surfer.
The person you look up to in your family,is not compared to the dogs of my drivers.
You cannot even make a complete sentence in English.Suffer head person,If you like to further your education,I can at least assist you financially.
why do you put fake tel number on your write up?if you are bold make your self available.
You thing I can be threatened by your childish words? go and grow up and do better things with your life OK?
You look that those illiterate Ibo people in Nigeria from the way you write,Bastard.

Bye Fool.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: You are really a Very sick Person

"Dr. Eric Bart" Why do you give yourself fake names when your generation will never be able to produce such a title?Your last mail gave me the conclusion that you are a very sick person.
"Its very unfortunate".
May God almighty forgive you for what ever wrong you must have done and have mercy on your soul if you eventually die in this way.
the only thing I know is that God will never Forgive your Parents For giving birth to a stupid and bastard like you.
I am made already,I write you from my house,and do my things from home.
If you were not stupid,why not check my ISP address and know that I do not only live in Holland and I write to insult you from my house."Dam Cafe"
You and your generations will continue to die in surfer.
The person you look up to in your family,is not compared to the dogs of my drivers.
You cannot even make a complete sentence in English.Suffer head person,If you like to further your education,I can at least assist you financially.
why do you put fake tel number on your write up?if you are bold make your self available.
You thing I can be threatened by your childish words? go and grow up and do better things with your life OK?
You look that those illiterate Ibo people in Nigeria from the way you write,Bastard.

Bye Fool.

Quote:

From: douglas smith <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

fuck u and ur family and ur generation

Quote:

From: JESSE BROWN <[email protected]>
Subject: FUCK U

You are a big fool ok,see ur face like ur fathers ass.

U most b a yoruba man dat is how dem they do.

Quote:

From: david peter <[email protected]>
Subject: Re:GOOD NEWS/BACK TO SENDER

BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER BACK TO SENDER

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From: Don Obi <[email protected]>
Subject: BAD NEWS

How u dey, E bi like sey u just sneaked out from
psychiatric home recently? U don go far but I pray sey make
God bring u back so that you can be able to differentiate
your Wright from your left. As u dey now, u fit comot for
market, na nim be sey no coming back.
U dey craz, say it to ur self, I no well.
Have a blissful moment.
08066667777009

Don't call him.

Quote:

From: Desmond Chimee <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

YOU REALLY GET TIME...

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From: babatunde dare <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

What of u, only u bi Eric Bart, Ahmeh Zongo, Usman Bello etc all wati u talk return back 2 u, as na d same things we de do.

Quote:

From: David Ashworth <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: GOOD NEWS

MAY ALL THIS BE YOUR INHERITANCE THIS LIFE THE NEXT ONE FOR YOU AND YOUR
FAMILY SAY AMEN HUNDRED TIES BECAUSE IT IS TRUE. UGU LIKE YOUR GENERATION.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: GOOD NEWS

CAN'T SPELL RIGHT. GO GET SOME EDUCATION ON SPELLING. MATE.

Quote:

From: David Defoe <[email protected]>
Subject: I AM VERY HAPPY OK.

Hello Dr. Eric Bart,

I recieved your mail.

I am so happy as you have been insulting me for more than three weeks now
but i final find an honest person who know you very well and i want to
inform you that i must reach any time you may think it's just ordenaring
talk you will see every thing with your eye's.

That all i have in mind.

Regards,
Mr.Defoe.

Quote:

From: Charles Dawari <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

VERY NEAR YOUR GRAVE AFTER TONITE-WIDOWER

Quote:

From: christopher johnny <[email protected]>
Subject: GOOD FOR YOU.

Hi.

FUCK FUCK FUCK U AND YOUR MOTHER AND ALSO YOUR FATHER
AND ALSO YOUR HOME .

IF YOU ARE GOD? WHO MADE ME? FUCK U 100 TIMES.

FUCK

All in bold, all italicised, with the font getting larger and larger as the email progressed (and it was larger than normal to begin with):

Quote:

From: rose albert <[email protected]>
Subject: NICE ONE

EVRYTHING YOU PRAY WILL WORK BUT IS BACK TO YOU AS THE SENDER GOD HAS ALREADY STARTED PUNISHING ALL FROM YOUR FIRST GENERATION TO YOUR OWN HAND YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AS YOUR PRAYING TO YOUR FELLOW HUMAN BING IDIOT

BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE BACK TO SENDER WITH HOLYGHOST FIRE
HOLYGHOST FIRE
HOLYGHOST FIRE
HOLYGHOST FIRE
HOLYGHOST FIRE
HOLYGHOST FIRE
HOLYGHOST FIRE
HOLYGHOST FIRE
HOLYGHOST FIRE
HOLYGHOST FIRE
HOLYGHOST FIRE
HOLYGHOST FIRE
HOLYGHOST FIRE
MUMU COMPRA ANGLIE

Quote:

From: award lotto2010 <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: IDIOT MONKEY GOOD NEWS

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: YOU A BIG FOOLE.

WHAT DID YOU CALL YOUR SELF OBINNA OR WHAT, IT'S LIKE YOU DO NOT HAVE BUSINESS
TO DO THAN TO CONTINUE WRITING TRASH, OBINNA YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR
SELF, IN CONCLUYION YOU ARE A BIG FOOLE.

PETERS.

Quote:

From: Graham Damant <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

if to say u go school small e for good. Ofaku like u.

Sent three times:

Quote:

From: andrew chidi <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK TO SENDER

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: GOOD NEWS

you are the biggest fool,animal in human nature.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

BASTARD DONT EVEN IN UR LIFE REPLY IN TO MY BOX AGAIN IN UR LIFE AGAIN PLS, I HATE PEOPLE LIKE U
OLORI BURURKU OLOSIN KONI DAFUNEEEEEEEEEEE

aminhaddad123 also wrote a second time, but only sent the picture of Olokun that I had previously sent to him.

With a red background behind the text:

Quote:

From: aminu watara <[email protected]>
Subject: Fwd: GOOD NEWS

BACK TO SENDER, WHAT YOU SAID MUST RETURN TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, SETAN

And I appear to have crossed paths with one of Larry Flynt's lads:

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: I SET YOA CHILDREN ON FIRE

Molly Ringwald wrote:

>YOU UGLY MUTHERFUCKER LIKE YOU, I FUCK YOUR GOATS AND KILL YOUR CHILDREN OOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR MAMA DIRTY TOTO FOR ME I BEAT HER WITH YOUR FATHERS WOODEN LEG. I DUG UP HIS GRAVE AND RAMMED MY AMU IN HIS SKULL MOTHERFUCKER. I SHIT ON YOUR CHILDRENS GRAVE YOU BABON TOTO *DELETED*. YOU STILL FUCK MONKEY WIT YOUR LITTLE AMU, MUGU? YOA BI MY FUCKING BITCH, SMALL TIME 419 SCAMMERS. U CHOP DEY BOTTLE, MAGA? YOUR WHOLE GENERATION BI SLAVES TO DEY MIGHTY WHITEY ASSHOLE LIKE YOU. I SELL YOU FAMILY TO WHITE MAN FOR 5 NARIA, BUT YOA PAPA HAVE EBOLA FROM FUCKING MONKEY.
>
>THIS BI MY PRAYERS FOR YOU, MUTHAFORKER OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I RIP YOU TINY AMU OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, *DELETED* BITCH. I SHOVE MY FIST UP YOA MAMA TOTO AND BURN IT WITH FIRE SHE WANT IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>
>I ABORT YOA CHILDREN WITH WIRE UP YOA MAMA TOTO, DIRTY FUCKING FUCKA FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

If that's your subject line, Larry Flynt, I commend you on it! A very attention-grabbing subject line it is. I'm a big fan of "UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI" as a subject when I'm wanting to offend mugus who don't open my mails, myself (trans: "you are a little piece of sh*t"). I'm also a big fan of "GOD GO PORNISH U".

Quote:

From: collin mathew <[email protected]>
Subject: NAWA FOR U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU GET TIME,STOP THIS NONSENSE UMU AFRICA DON DEY TRACE YOU,NA KILL WEY YOU GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote:

From: Claims Prize <[email protected]>
Subject: THIS IS FOR YOU.

NA DIE WEN YOU DIE DEY WORRY U

Quote:

From: Consultants <[email protected]>
Subject: MY DEAR.

Quote:

From: cindy_nkosi3 cindy <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: GOOD NEWS

SEND IT TO ALL OF YOUR FAMILY.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: GOOD NEWS

My Friend,

U ar the biggest fool of all time.

Quote:

From: Robert Rolland <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

Good Punish Ur generation and coming One .

Quote:

From: Noel Campbell <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

WHICH KIND MUMU MAIL U SEND SO?

Guess I'm going to have to start sending this one around (needs more voodoo, though):

Quote:

From: edy simth <[email protected]>
Subject: YOUR DEATH NEWS.

GOD PUNISH YOU TEN TIMES,BIG FOOL LIKE YOU,THUNDER STRIKE YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION,YOU SIT DOWN THERE DEY CRY FOR ANOTHER PERSON MONEY,MUGU NA YOUR OWN? YOU FIT MANUFACTURE MUGU? NO BE DEAD BODY YOU DEY WASH FOR EUROPE,BASTARD LIKE YOU.

A POOR PAWPER LIKE YOU WEY NEVER SEE MONEY FOR YOUR LIFE AND YOU DEY OPEN YOUR DIRTY STINKING MOUTH TO COURSE ME ,MUMU LIKE YOU WEY DEY COURSE,YOU NO KNOW SAY ALL YOUR COURSE GO BOUNCE BACK ON YOU BECAUSE NA YOU DON DEY ALREADY CHOP THE MUGU SO MAKE YOU GO DIE.

IF YOU KNOW SAY YOU DEY BRAVE AS YOU DEY TALK,COME MAKE ME AND YOU MEET FACE TO FACE FOR EFCC OFFICE TO PROOVE WHO IS WHO-BASTARD ANYWAY I NO BLAME YOU ALL YOUR GREAT GREAT GENERATIONS HAVE NOT MADE OR SEEN UP TO US$100 ALLTOGETHER SO WHY YOU NO GO DEY CRY FOR ANOTHER PERSONS WEALTH,BIG THRIEF LIKE YOU ,MAKE YOU BETTER GO CONTINUE THE WASHING OF DEAD BODY WEY OU SPECIALISE -BANDIT.

KITIKPA ARABARA SACHI KWAGI ANYA,OTORO NA EWERO NNWANNE GBU KWAGI,NWA APARI,EZI KUTURUMA. OGWUGWU AKPU GBU KWAGI,ULASI OKIJA PIAGBUKWAGI,AKPU UMUDIM GBU KWAGI,CHINEKE KPU KWAGI ISI

KI ARA SAN PA O,SOPONO NI O MA PA O,GBO IDILEYI E O NI RI RE LAIYE,OFO LE PO MASE NI KAN KAN,TITI ODUN YIN MA TAN GBO GBO IDILE PELU BABA ATI MAMA MA KU DANU,IWO GAN FUN RA E EDI LO MA PA,WON MA YIN BON PA E ,IBI LO MA MA BA E LO JOJUMO,EKUN NI WA MASUM TITI AIYE RE LATI ONI LO,AYI LALA LO MA SAN PA E,WA MA SUN EKUN OMO TITI LAI LAI,IYAWO KO NI FI EYIN PON OMO,ONI RI EKUN OMO LAIYE E.

SHEGE DAN ISIKIA,DAN BABA NMUTU BARAWO,

NA DEVIL GO BAPTIZE YOU ANIMAL,SON OF A MONSTER,YOUR MAMA GO FUCK MONSTER COME BORN YOU THAT IS WHY YOUR SENSE NO DEY COMPLETE,YOU GO SOON DEAF AND DUMB,SEE WHO GET MONEY WEY DEY CRY FOR MUGU,LOCAL WASH WASH MAN LIKE YOU.

NO BE MONEY WEY YOU GET NA HIM MAKE YOU NEVER COME HOME SINCE YOU SMUGGLED YOURSELF INTO CONTAINER COME MANAGE TRAVEL OUT INSIDE THE COUNTRY,HOE SAY YOU DON HEAR THE LATEST NEWS,YOUR MAMA MONSTER HUSBAND WEY BORN YOU DON CARRY AIDS GIVE YOUR MAMA,MAK YOU TRY COME BACK NOW GO CHECK YOUR MAMA FOR AIDS REHABILITATION CENTER BECAUSE IF SHE DIE,SHE GO CONTINUE TO HUNT YOU HER MONSTER CHILD

MAKE OCEAN CARRY YOU GO,CARRY ALL YOUR LIFE SAVINGS OF US$50,DIE WRETCHED,DIE WITHOUT BENEFIT.

BORN FULL.

Quote:

From: Dr.Mrs Mariam Abacha <[email protected]>
Subject: YES VERY GOOD NEWS FOR FUCK LIKE YOU.

MY MAN ,
HOW YOU DEY? EHY YOU DEY SEND ME THIS TIPE OF MAIL YOU KNOE NO ME BEFOR? TAKE TIMEOOOOOOOO BEFOR I GET IS HOT WITH YOU OOOOOO.
I BE NO WAN'T VEXXXXXXXXXXX WITH BUT I SEE ASY YOU DEY TAKE AM SOME HOW MINDE YOU I NO BE SMOLL BOY OK. AND I NO DEY NIGA.
SO IF WANT MAKE WE WORK TALL ME NO SAY YOU GO DEY TALK LIKE SMOLL BOY AS YOU ARE SEE YOU WAY CALL YOUR SELF AGA FOR YOUR MAMA GET OUT FUCK FUCKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
AROW AROW AROW AROW DEY TALK.
SMOLL BOY FULL FULL FULL FULL FULL FULL MONKEY MAD MAN MAD MAN MAD MAN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
+66-1-3821283 IF YOU SAY YOU BE MAN CALL THIS NUMBER FUCK FUCK.

Don't call him.

Quote:

From: Gay Mugu Goat-fucker <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

foolish barstard are you not deaded yet because i dey find you soon

I am a gay homosexual and I like to fuck goats. Please let me lick your penis and please fuck my ass with your hard man-rod.
Call me! phone number is +234-803-3216984.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: YOU WILL DIE OF HIV AIDS WITHIN 1 MONTH!!!

Quote:

From: bolkiah fayads <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

I NEVER KNEW THAT SUCH A FOLL LIKE YOU STILL EXIST IN THIS WIDE WORLD. KEEP ON WRITING AND SENDING RUBISH MAIL TO PEOPLE AND ONE DAY YOU WILL GET TIRED.

IDIOT.

Quote:

From: cheung <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Cheung Pui

<img src="http://imgfarm.com/images/webmail/rt/img/img1023a1.gif">

Quote:

From: alfred ajayi <[email protected]>
Subject: bastard

bros,
he no go better for you .na me born you .abeg make you go die for river.
bastard like you.

Quote:

From: AKINTOLA WILLIAMS <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

WELL,I NO BLAME YOU,NA BECOS YOUR PAPA DEY GIVE YOU FOOD CHOP AND THE SMALL MONEY WHEN YOU DEY THIEF FROM YOUR MAMA POSE, WHEN YOU DEY USE GO FOR NET(CAFE) GO CHAT WITH GIRLS AND LOOK OYIBO YANS, NA THAT ONE MAKE YOU THEY TALK RUBISH. INSTEAD MAKE YOU TELL ME MAKE I INTRODUCE YOU ENTER BUSINESS MAKE YOU BECOME BIG BOY AS I DEY, YOU THEY TALK TOO NO. NA SO YOU GO THEY FOR LIFE? WELL, YOUR PROBLEM, NA GOD HAND E DAY.

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:36 pm

Quote:

And I appear to have crossed paths with one of Larry Flynt's lads:

Quote:

Quote:
From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: I SET YOA CHILDREN ON FIRE

Molly Ringwald wrote:

>YOU UGLY MUTHERFUCKER LIKE YOU, I FUCK YOUR GOATS AND KILL YOUR CHILDREN OOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR MAMA DIRTY TOTO FOR ME I BEAT HER WITH YOUR FATHERS WOODEN LEG. I DUG UP HIS GRAVE AND RAMMED MY AMU IN HIS SKULL MOTHERFUCKER. I SHIT ON YOUR CHILDRENS GRAVE YOU BABON TOTO *DELETED*. YOU STILL FUCK MONKEY WIT YOUR LITTLE AMU, MUGU? YOA BI MY FUCKING BITCH, SMALL TIME 419 SCAMMERS. U CHOP DEY BOTTLE, MAGA? YOUR WHOLE GENERATION BI SLAVES TO DEY MIGHTY WHITEY ASSHOLE LIKE YOU. I SELL YOU FAMILY TO WHITE MAN FOR 5 NARIA, BUT YOA PAPA HAVE EBOLA FROM FUCKING MONKEY.
>
>THIS BI MY PRAYERS FOR YOU, MUTHAFORKER OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I RIP YOU TINY AMU OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, *DELETED* BITCH. I SHOVE MY FIST UP YOA MAMA TOTO AND BURN IT WITH FIRE SHE WANT IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>
>I ABORT YOA CHILDREN WITH WIRE UP YOA MAMA TOTO, DIRTY FUCKING FUCKA FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

If that's your subject line, Larry Flynt, I commend you on it! A very attention-grabbing subject line it is. I'm a big fan of "UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI" as a subject when I'm wanting to offend mugus who don't open my mails, myself (trans: "you are a little piece of sh*t"). I'm also a big fan of "GOD GO PORNISH U".

Wow! You sure did! I was really wracking my brain for something that would be so completely offensive that lads would spontaneously stroke out. I figured threatening to set their children alight would do it. I'm really proud of my "rip off your mother's wooden leg and beat her with it" line. If that doesn't get me a few death threats, I'm not sure what would. I'm happy to see that the lads appreciate it too, in their own way. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:42 pm

First off, the following lad's emails are dead as far as I can tell. Copy and paste this into your mass email insults spreadsheet:

Quote:

The following replies are from addresses that are very much alive and well. Twisted Evil

Quote:

From: "ahmed tankoh" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: I SET YOA CHILDREN ON FIRE

OLD BOY' U REALLY LACK JOB TO DO TRY GET A JOB FO WORK FOR YOUR SELF INSTEAD OF THIS SHIT' BIG UP MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote:

From: "alice christophe" <[email protected]>
Subject: FW: l DI IBERIBE ONYE ARA IMAGI IHE,IBIDAGBO GI NKITA RACHAKWAGI GI ANYA IGA ERE NA UZ

BACK TO SENDER =================

Quote:

From: "peter Moyo" <[email protected]>
Subject: YOU ARE A FOOL

Molly Ringwald

YOU ARE A FOOL AND YOU MUST CONTUINE BE AFOOL.SOMEBODY CALL YOU TO COME AND CHOP AND YOU SAID THAT YOU DO'NT WANT, THAT IS HOW GOD WILL GIVE YOU GOOD LUCK ONE DAY AND YOU WILL REFUSE IT.GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOREVER AS YOU DO NOT KNOW GOOD THING IN YOUR LIFE.

From the lad's recycling center:

Quote:

From: "cindy_nkosi3 cindy" <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Fwd: calvary blessings
Date: Sat, 16 Jul 2005 09:33:35 +0200

U DEY FOOL UR AGE.U GO JUST GO CAFE GO CHECK BOX.WELL I KNOW FIT BLAME
U,COS UR THINKING FACULTY DEY VERY LOW.PERSON WEY DEY REASON LIKE
NORMAL HUMAN BEING NO FIT DEY WRIGTH ALL THIS KIN TRASH.U B REAL RAS
BOY.IF U SEE DIS MAIL.ABEG I JUST BEG MAKE U GO LOOK URSELF 4 MIRROR
THEN REASON LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEING.MUMU WEY DEY CALL PERSON
MUMU.MUGGU LIKE U.UR MATE DEY LIBERIA DEY CARRY GUN DEY WAR.U DEY HEAR
DEY RIGTH RAS TINS.NA WA 4 U OH.TRY LOOK UR SELF WELL 4 MIRROR,MAKE U
REASON.UR 4 FATHERS GO DIE TONIGHT IDIOT.WAY NO GET SENSE.THIEF WEY
CALLPERSON THIEF.EWU.TELL UR OGA SAY ALL OF UNA GO DIE OVER NIGHT.I
DEY WATCH U NOW.IF U JUST MOVE AN EACH FROM UR HOUSE.I SWEAR I GO PAKE
U. MUMU. NA YOU PAPA AND YOUR MAMA BE BARAWO BANZA,IYALAYA BABA E,OMO
ALE,ARA GBAPU INA GI,IKPU INE GI DIKA. BESIDE WHICH CAR YOU DE DRIVE
SELF? COME SEE BOYS WITH MACHINE FOR HERE WE DE VEXXXXXX SO ONA BE
SMALL SMALL BOYS FOR THE GAME.

GOD PURNISH YOUR USELESS PAPA AND MAMA WHE BORN YOU. GOD DON PURNISH
YOU, IDIOT YOU DIE LEAVE ALL WETIN YOU THIEF, BASTARD LIKE YOU, DOG
PISSON YOUR GRAVE BASTRAD YOU THEY SLEEP , IDIOT LKIKE YOU FOOLISH
MONKEY, DEVIL PISS 4 YOUR MAMMA FACE, METHUSELA SUCK YOUR PAPA PRICK
ASHAWO KILL YOU FOR DREAM. E BU BASTARD BIGGEST FOOL, YOU FIT GO YOUR
VILLAGE MUMU LIKE YOU, U NO YOUR MAMA OR YOUR PAPA SO U B MUMU EHN
OKAY THE WAR HAS BEGUN TRY AND BLIND ALL YOUR MAILS IF YOU CAN IDIOT
LIKE YOU FAKE BASTARD LIKE YOU GOAT MONKEY LIKE YOU, VAGABOND,
BASTARD, BITCH, MUMU YOU KNOW WHERRE YOU COMR FROM GOAT, MONKEY LIKE
YOU SO U THEY CUT MY WORK EHN NO SHAKIN YOU PIG. U GO TIRE MUMU LIKE
YOU.TAKE THEM I DASH YOU IDIOT, FOOLISH GOAT YOUR SHRINE NA HIM GO
KILL YOU BASTARD LIKE YOU MONKEY.MAKE U TRY HIM CHILDREN WE THEY WAIT
4 YOU, YOUR DUMB YARNINGS NA FOR YOUR MAM AND YOUR ONBORN GENERATIONS.
ALL THE CURSES ON SODOM AND GOMORAH COMBINED WITH CURSES WHEN GOD
CURSE DEVIL BE ON YOU AND ALL YOUR MEMEBERS OF YOUR FAMILY YOU HERE
IDIOT.MONKEY BASTARD IF YOU KNOW SAY U TOO TRUST YOUR SELF SHOIW YOUR
SELF MAKE WE MEET ONE ON ONE MAKE U SEE IF YOU GO STILL FGIT RUN YOUR
MOUTH .OLD FOOL NO GO MARRY , IDIOT FOOLISH OLD FOOL YOUR MATE DON
MARRY BORN CHILDREN U THEY THERE THEY CUT PEOPLE WORK. EWWWWWWWWU
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER, BASTARD, NA DEVIL PISSON TOP OF
YOPUR HEAD AND METHUSELA FUCK U 4 YANSH.

YOUR FATHER PRICK, YOUR MAMA TOTO, YOUR FAMILY GO POOR SOTE THEM GO
DIE FINISH. YOUR GENERATION, GENERATION NO GO DIE BETTER, ALL OF THEM
GO DIE POOR, THEM GO PUSH TRUCK. YOUR SONS GO PUSH TRUCK OR GO BE
CONDUCTOR. YOUR DAUGHTERS GO BE ASHAWO ONE ONE NAIRA. YOU GO DIE OOOH
NO BE FOOL YOU BE. I KNOW BLAME YOU AT ALL. YOUR HEAD LIKE EARLY MEN
OWN. YOU SABI ME SOOO, NA ME FUCK YOUR WIFE LAST MONTH; IDIOT. IF YOU
GET GUTS SEND ME YOUR OWN PHONE NUMBER IF I KNOW FUCK YOU UP. MY GUY I
GO DOG YOU OOOH YOU DEY CRASE. SMALL BOI BOI LIKE YOU AND YOU WILL DIE
A MUMU. THE DAY I FUCKED YOUR WIFE NA SO SHE DEY SMELL FOR TOTO AND
SHE NO EVEN WASH HER PANTS SELF. GUY YOU DEY TRY OOH. WELL SHA I STILL
GIVE HER FIFTY NAIRA MAKE SHE TAKE BUY YOU FOOD MAKE YOU FOR NO DIE
FOR HUNGRY. GOD PUNISH YOU THERE BASTARD.

NA YOUR GRAND PAPA WRITE YOU THIS MAIL. YOU GO SOON MEET AM UP FOR HE
GRAVE. *DELETED*. YOU BE BIG FOOL FOR YOU TO GET TIME DEY DO ALL
THIS THING GUY NO BE WORK WE WEY GET SERIOUS JOBS SEY DO AM AS PART
TIME WE DEY LAUGH PEOPLE LIKE YOU WEY NO FIT DO WITHOUT AM I SOORY FOR
YOU CAUSE ALL MAGA FIT BE YOUR DEPENDS ON WETIN YOU DEY DO PASS TRY GO
DEY REASON THE BRAIN WEY YOU GET NA JUST WASTE FOR YOU TO TRY CARRY
JOB WHEN YOU JUST BE FOOL AND DEY FULL OF SHIT I GET BETTER WORK I NO
DEY DEPEND ON GUY OKAY TRY LEARN.

ARO, OVIAMILLI, ISIMGBUME, OTUTUNZU, AGBANABOUEZU NA OMABALA ULASI
WILL VISIT AND CLEAR ALL OF YOU ISEOOOO.ARO,OVIAMILLI,OGUGU AND ULASI
WILL CLOSE YOUR LINE UP FOREVER AND EVER ISEOOOOOOOO. OLOKUN,OKHIAN
GBELUWAHIA,KU WE KE FAMILY VWE. TOKOLOSHE FOR YOU, ODE.

ASEN EH GIE NUE!

YOUR OGA,

USMAN BELLO
+44 07092866981

OLOKUN,OKHIAN GBELUWAHIA,IVBIO ORHIOVBAN,VBE EZE

Quote:

From: "tony elumelu" <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Fwd: calvary blessings
Date: Sat, 16 Jul 2005 09:35:26 +0200

you will die tommorrow,all your family members will join you by next
tommorrow .

hopeless man .

Quote:

From: "" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
Subject: to your farmily

SORROW IS ALREADY YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY COMPANION. SORROW IS
OCCUPYING 95% OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY'S POSSESIONS. YOUR STAY ON
EARTH IS MORE OR LESS A MERE WASTE OF TIME TO OTHERS. O BOY U DEY
STINK, YOUR KIND OF FOOOOOL IS A COMPLEX ONE. HAVE YOU EVER STEP
YOUR GOD FORSAKEN FOOT IN ANY OF THE UNIVERSITY'S COMPOUND IN
YOUR OWN COUNTRY NIGERIA? THAT INDICATES THAT YOU ARE NOTHING BUT
WALKING CORPSE. HOW MANY TIMES DOES YOUR FICKLE MINDED MOTHER
ASKED ME TO FUCK HER AND I REFUSED,THIS TIME I MUST MAKE SURE THAT I
FUCK HER SILLY. IF YOU DARE LOOK AT ANY COMPUTER SCREEN ONCE MORE
THE SCREEN WILL BLOW SPIRITUALLY ON YOU AND YOUR CO MURDER
FUCKERS. PUNK ASS? BLOODY FUCKING SON OF-A-BITCH. ARTICLE OF NO
COMMERCIAL VALUE. YOU ARE WORTH NOTHING IN THE EYES OF
PROSTITUTES WHILE YOUR *DELETED* PUSSY IS WORTH NOTHING IN THE
EYES OF ROBBERS. DO YOU KNOW THAT MY FELLO ROBBERS PREFARE TO
FUCK YOU FICKLE MINDED MOTHER'S WATERISH PUSSY WITH PISTOL.
I NEED MORE OF YOUR BULLSHIT

Quote:

From: "sandra kamara" <[email protected]> Subject: A FOOL LIKE YOU IS STILL ON THIS EARTH? YOUR LIFE IS FINISH
To: "Molly Ringwald"

A FOOL LIKE YOU IS STILL ON THIS EARTH? YOUR LIFE IS FINISH

Quote:

From: "DAVID FAISAL" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Fwd: calvary blessings
Date: Sat, 16 Jul 2005 03:51:13 -0700

MY FRIEND STOP MAKING NOISE.YOUR MATES HAVE SPENT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS MAKING PAYMENTS TO US AND GETTING US RICH IN NO TIME,WHILE YOUR SITTING THERE SENDING STUPID REPLIES TO ME...OH BOY YOU GET TIME OH.....IF YOU HAVE NOTHING DOING,TRY EATING SHIT YOU BLOODY MALLAMM.

What is a "mallam"?

I'm on Larry's fightin' side!

Quote:

From: "larry ban" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: calvary blessings
To: "Molly Ringwald"
Date: Sat, 16 Jul 2005 13:05:09 +0200

YOU ARE SO FUNNY IF YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK ME UP THEN LETS
MEET WHERE YOU THINK WILL SIUTE YOU AND WE SHALL SE WHO
WILL BE DEAD BY NOW PUNK HEAD MUDERFUCKER.

SUCK MA DICK *DELETED*.

AND FUCK YOUR MAMA,S PUSSY PUNK.

Jacob Alexander" <[email protected]> just replied with a blank message like a little yellow bellied bitch.

Quote:

From: "GOLDENPOINT ORGANIZATION" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
Subject: SON OF A BICH

AND U 2 U SON OF A BICH

Quote:

From: "Geraldine Adimon" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
Yahoo! DomainKeys has confirmed that this message was sent by yahoo.fr. Learn more
Subject: RE: I SET YOA CHILDREN ON FIRE
To: "Molly Ringwald"

GOD PUNISH YOU FOREVER. IDIOT

"mutola khumalo" <[email protected]> just replied with a blank message like a little yellow bellied bitch.

This one was black text with a red background (spooky!)

Quote:

From: "aminu watara" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
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Subject: Fwd: I SET YOA CHILDREN ON FIRE
To:

BACK TO SENDER, SETAN

Quote:

From: "chon lee" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
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Subject: Re: Fwd: calvary blessings
To: "Molly Ringwald"

God punish your Papa. Idiot

Quote:

From: "aminu watara" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
Yahoo! DomainKeys has confirmed that this message was sent by yahoo.com. Learn more
Subject: Fwd: I SET YOA CHILDREN ON FIRE
To:

MUST RETURN TO YOU BASTARD.

"B.B" <[email protected] just replied with a blank message like a little yellow bellied bitch.

Quote:

From: "John A Uche" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To: "Molly Ringwald"
Subject: u

"Barrister Chucks Okeke" <[email protected]> just replied with a blank message like a little yellow bellied bitch.

Quote:

From: "david ikeka" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: investment
Date: Sat, 16 Jul 2005 16:52:05 -0400

who are you and what is the meaning of this,i contacted you for help.is
better you let me know if you are helping or not,
thank you
David,

What insult post would be complete without the world's gayest mugu goat fucker?

Quote:

From: "Gay Mugu Goat-fucker" <[email protected]> View Contact Details
Yahoo! DomainKeys has confirmed that this message was sent by yahoo.com. Learn more
Subject: Re: Fwd: calvary blessings
To: "Molly Ringwald"

that is what your mama ass look like when i dey through with her, wetin you send this nasty shit

Quote:

From: "arthur roosman" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: JUST FOR YOU
Date: Sun, 17 Jul 2005 17:39:02 +0000

I DONT HAVE TIME TO WRITE ALL THIS. THIS IS FOR YOU

Quote:

Date: Mon, 18 Jul 2005 11:13:59 -0400
From: [email protected] Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: RE:IDDIOT AS HOLE! l DI IBERIBE ONYE ARA IMAGI IHE,IBIDAGBO GI NKITA RACHAKWAGI GI ANYA IGA ERE NA UZO

Hi Devils agent??,

SORROW IS ALREADY YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY COMPANION. SORROW IS OCCUPYING 95%
OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY'S POSSESIONS. YOUR STAY ON EARTH IS MORE OR LESS
A MERE WASTE OF TIME TO OTHERS. O BOY U DEY STINK, YOUR KIND OF FOOOOOL
IS A COMPLEX ONE. HAVE YOU EVER STEP YOUR GOD FORSAKEN FOOT IN ANY OF
THE UNIVERSITY'S COMPOUND IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY NIGERIA? THAT INDICATES
THAT YOU ARE NOTHING BUT WALKING CORPSE. HOW MANY TIMES DOES YOUR FICKLE
MINDED MOTHER ASKED ME TO FUCK HER AND I REFUSED,THIS TIME I MUST MAKE
SURE THAT I FUCK HER SILLY. IF YOU DARE LOOK AT ANY COMPUTER SCREEN
ONCE MORE THE SCREEN WILL BLOW SPIRITUALLY ON YOU AND YOUR CO MURDER
FUCKERS. PUNK ASS? BLOODY FUCKING SON OF-A-BITCH. ARTICLE OF NO COMMERCIAL
VALUE. YOU ARE WORTH NOTHING IN THE EYES OF PROSTITUTES WHILE YOUR
*DELETED* PUSSY IS WORTH NOTHING IN THE EYES OF ROBBERS. DO YOU KNOW
THAT MY FELLO ROBBERS PREFARE TO FUCK YOU FICKLE MINDED MOTHER'S WATERISH
PUSSY WITH PISTOL.
I NEED MORE OF YOUR BULLSHIT

From Your big brother Jesus s son!!!
none of your indignation has anything to do with me for with God I have
nothing to do with Homo like you idiot and a compound foolish boy like
you You said oyenara who is oyenara between us ? a good for nothing guy
I will report you to your mother in Nigeria to ask you to returns hoe
quick you will see what is going to happen to you soon .I hate to read
your devilish letter dont send anything to me again I will send people
to track you down why is your phone not working? if they born your ass
well let me get hold of you on phone okay?
sorrow and the rest devils are watching and following you ass hole!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:38 pm

Quote:

From: abdulaye baraze <[email protected]>
Subject: LATS WARNING!!.

LISTEN TO ME,

THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST TIM TO WRITE ME A AMAIL OK, YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT
YOUR STAYING THERE IS NOT BY YOUR POWER IF YOU VENTURE WRITE ME THIS KIND OF
MAIL AGAIN I WILL MAKE SURE THAT I WORK OVER YOU BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW THIS
YOU DONT KNOW THE OTHER ONE.

THANK YOU.

Quote:

From: Akin Shola <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Be Aware

Big Foolish that is what u are omo naiji see u see how u look omo make i tell u something go look 4 work to do and stop to do like say u know fuck u smell boy

Quote:

From: Mustapha Abacha <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: With Regards

you mama and papa na bastards you na idoit and son of bastrards wey go die very soon .your peole all na bastards

Quote:

From: Alhaji Tijani Ali <[email protected]>
Subject: that,s not the way.

My look that is not the way to do things

Quote:

From: aliyashi musa <[email protected]>
Subject: OLOKO NLA.

ol boy ur prik big oooooooooooooooo

sha i no no say you be gay for london self. i get client for you call me
make i give you there contact.

Your G in crime

ko ovbio ba vbo ye he??????

Otiemhen laho

Quote:

From: Benard Uche <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Be Aware

oga wetin now wetin we carry wetin u dey throw! well i have back to sender sheild so im not bothered about all u;ve said cos before seven days you will see what will happen to you...........enh?....u'll get all you have said...yes ke..the curse..it will surely catch you. so be prepare for a misrable life u've choosen for urself.....eya! i would have love to help but there is nothing i can do u swore for urself and so shall it be 4 u amen!

Quote:

From: Robert <[email protected]>
Subject: U are Fucked u know

Get ur self a job you dirty looking thing.fag

Quote:

From: pui cheung <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: CHEUNG PUI

my guy co ordinate your self why who dey waste your time dey insult your guys for niger no be bomb you dey bomd how many mname only get only u be usman bello only u be and different different name if u course me again na efcc i go forward your name to mumu go bomb and stop fulling yr self

Quote:

From: cliff <[email protected]>
Subject: HAVE IT ASSHOLE!!

YOU ARE GONE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

Quote:

From: cliff <[email protected]>
Subject: HOLY GHOST FIRE UPON YOUR CORHOTS

THE DEVIL HAS RUINED YOUR LIFE.I PROMISE YOU IFYOU BELIEVE IT OR NOT,ABYSS HAS BEEN PREPARED FOR YOU AND YOUR LINE UPS.YOU SUPPID PUPPET.

I LAUGH AT YOU BECAUSE WHAT YOU FEEL THAT YOU ARE WISHING OTHERS HAS ALREADY RUINED YOU.THUNDER OF THE HOLY GHOST MUST STRIKE YOU AGENT OF DEVIL DOWN BECAUSE YOUR KINGDOOM HAS ALREADY COLLAPSED.

Quote:

From: cliff <[email protected]>
Subject: no subject

USMAN IDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

YOUR BURIAL ARRANGEMENT HAVE IT .
YOU ID HAS BEEN SPREAD TO BASTARD .
YOUR LIFE I HAS TURNED TO A TOTAL FIASCO!!

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Be Aware

YOUR FRAUSTRATION IS UNDERSTOOD.
WRITE MORE. WE AWAIT

FROM ANDY WILLIAMS BELLO

Quote:

From: Dr. Paul Kincaid <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Reply

guy man go find mugu 4 net no dey rit yeye mails. fron d way u sound u
aint creative at all. all those cafe boys who just keep sending funny
nexk of kins dat r all over d net. create ur own format and make money
not when u c a format better than urs u go begin beef. in case u need
ur magas seated in asia or europe holla back i'll teach u a couple of
stunts dats gonna make u jealous.

Quote:

From: Tunde <[email protected]>
Subject: SAME TO YOU OGA

Sent twice:

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: THANKS FOR THE ADDVISE

I DON’T BLAME U LOOK AT YOURSELF, IF YOU ARE USEFULL TO YOURSELF
YOU WONT BE DISPLAY SUCH A SMALL DIG THAT CAN ONLY PENETRATE YOUR
MOTHERS TINY ASSHOLE.
FOOL, I CAN SEE THE SPIRIT OF BROTHERHOOD IN YOU FOOOL.
YOUR ARE AN IMPOTENT GIGOLO WHO CANT EVEN STISFY A 90 YEAR OLD
WHORE
GO FALL INTO THE LAKE, I CAN FEED YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND GENERATIONS
TO COME.

Quote:

From: ades sa <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: stupid

marrie to your fucker mother bastart son.

Quote:

From: edy bongo <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Be Aware

I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE TIRED OF LIVING AS A HUMAN BEIGN. WAIT FOR ME THIS NIGHT SINCE YOU ARE NOT IN LOVE WITH YOUR LIFE. I WILL SHOW YOU THE OTHER SIDE OF WITCHCRAFT.

YOU WILL DIE ON THE 21ST OF THIS MONTH. SO GO HOME AND PREPARE YOUR FUNERAL YOU STINKING BASTARD.

PAUL A.

HOLLAND

31 88986 544

Don't call him.

Quote:

From: ford daniel <[email protected]>
Subject: fuck your family to the end

your entire family has been course.no two ways about it

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: RECIEVE THIS idiot

Political thief.

Come your country come hussle IDIOT.

NICE ONE COME HERE COME REPAIR YOUR COUNTRY WHEN YOUR FATHER DON SPOIL FULISH THING.

FROM YOUR FRIEND.

Quote:

From: eddie andrews <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

look out your good news Idiot.the mumu real look.

your friend.

Quote:

From: deborah smith <[email protected]>
Subject: (no subject)

BABYLON SLAVE

ARE YOU STILL THERE, YOU WILL PERISH IN UK. SINCE YOU DON TURN SLAVE TO WHITE MAN, YOU WILL REMAIN A SLAVE TILL YOU APOLOGIES TO ME.
WATCH AND SEE, YOU WILL REMAIN A FAILURE AND YOUR YESTERDAY WILL BE BETTER THAN YOUR TODAY.
WAIT AND SEE.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: GOOD NEWS

all de swear wey u swear go come back to u.
Na ogun go kill ur family. loser

Quote:

From: beitasan kara <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: I WISH YOU THESAME

Quote:

From: aliyashi musa <[email protected]>
Subject: SPEAK UP AND TO MY UNDERSTANDING "001 516 687 5537"

HELLO GUY MAN,
I JUST HAD A FREE TIME AND DECIDED TO GO THROUGH YOUR MAIL, THOUGH IT IS
CONSIDERED JUNK, I FOUND SOMETHING INTRESTING AND IT IS IN QUOTE "SO U THEY
CUT MY WORK EHN NO SHAKIN YOU PIG. U GO TIRE MUMU LIKE YOU.TAKE THEM I DASH
YOU IDIOT,"

CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT JOB YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT? I GUESS THERE IS AN
ERROR IN YOUR MAIL. OR COULD IT BE AS A RESULT OF THE SEARCH ENGINE MASS
MAILS? WELL, IN MY HISTORY OF GUY; I HAVE NEVER HAD AN ERROR WITH ANYBODY
BUT I KNOW ONE ASSHOLE CHRIS WHO TRIED ME RECENTLY AND ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT
DAMAGE I WILL MAKE HIM TO SUFFER.
NOW EXPLAIN YOUR SELF PROPERLY SO I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT OR
FORGET IT FOREVER.
WELL I THANK GOD FOR YOU IN ALL THINGS AS I AM NOT COMPLAINING I THINK IF
YOU ARE WISE ENOUGH? LETS MEET FACE TO FACE IN NIJA AT THE PEAK OF SUMMER. I
WILL BE HOME FULL TIME SOON
CALL ME IF YOU CAN ON 001 5166875537 DONT FORGET THIS IS THE AREA GODFATHER
BOTH HOME AND AWAY.
HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

THE GOD FATHER.

001 516 687 5537

Don't call him.

Quote:

From: aliyashi musa <[email protected]>
Subject: LET ME HAVE YOUR NUMBER I AM SURE YOU HAVE READ MY VOICE MAIL.

Guest

SlayerFaith wrote:

My next step is to reply to each lad that emails me... with the crap the other lads send Twisted Evil

. I want to see how long I can keep them insulting each other Laughing

.

That is the best idea I heard since I arrived here. If you think you really can do it go for it....... Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:36 pm

Looks like Aliysha is getting a little hot under the collar, AND it appears that Aliysha is scamming in cahoots with Rose:

In a message entitled : TAKE NOTE FOOL!!!! I SWEAR IF I DONT DO IT NOW SOMEONE ELSE WILL ACCOMPLISH IT.

(Which is classic enough for my siggy line...)

Quote:

Listen and this is a warning I am giving for the last time, I had decided to
let the sleeping Dog lie Chris, If you want some real shit, I can give it to
you. You know for sure That I am not a push over but just decided to let the
sleeping Dog lie.
Hey go and ask what it means to be on the list like you rightly said in your
mail. Now the ball is just been placed on the field of play between me and
you, Remenber the famous motto of BOYS SCOUT "ALWAYS BE PREPARED"
IF YOU DONT KNOW I TELL YOU NOW IN THE NAME OF ALORA, FROM NOW ON JUST TAKE
NOTE . I know you are not educated and cant understand but I swear,
A^pound of flesh will be taken from you soon. As for Rose Keep gambling
thats the real trap I have for you at the end.
I have all the foolish mails you sent to her and recorded copies of all the
criticism, why thinks so low?
Its now or never, but why talk big? when you know that I know that we both
know that you sleep in the BARBING SALOON.
How about 4 liters of petrol spread over that wood shop? then tell me where
will your faith lie.
You are monitored from hence forth because I am not taking any of these for
junks anymore but really You have entered the real and the worst of your
life.
I am who I am .

THE GOD FATHER.

Now, I may be mistaken here.... but I think Alyisha and Rose think that somebody here is a buddy scammer who happens to own a wood shop that they are threatening to burn down. I'm not sure if my reply to this message was strong enough to push him over the edge- one can only hope so.

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:52 pm

@Toussaint Tatsugi --

Here's aliyashi's latest to me (also thinks I'm Chris):

Quote:

From: aliyashi musa <[email protected]>
Subject: YOU THINK I DONT KNOW WHAT CHASE BAITER IS? ha ha ha maga like you OKOKO

I AM TOO BUSY ABOUT TO COLLECT WHAT I HAVE REALLY WOKED FOR IN A COUPLE OF
DAY I WILL BE ON MY WAY TI NIJA TO ENJOY SUMMER BREAK JARE.
HUNGRY MAN NA � DEM DEY USE FOR UK NOT $ ho ho ho hi hi hi
HOME BREAKER, YOUR TIME IS COMING TO AN END I SWEAR AND I PROMISE, I WILL
SPONSOR JUST TO AWOMEN/ALORA TO COME VISIT YOU.
FOR GUY I BE YOUR OGA.
FOR NIJA I BE YOUR CHIEF.
FOR ABROAD WHEN YOU SEE ME YOU BE STAND UP AS OTHERS ARE DOING SAYING ABLE
CHAIRMAN. CHRIS YOU KNOW NOW SAY I PASS YOU BUT THE PROBLEM NOW BE SAY YOU
WAN MAKE YOUR FAMILY NO SEE YOUR CORPSE DEAD BODY.
TAKE TIME OR IT WILL COME TO PASS.
ANYWAY YOU HAVE TO SEND THAT YOUR MAIN MAN TO BEG ME WITH STYLE OR YOU
REALLY KNOW WHAT I CAN DO. DO YOU REMENBER THE DAY I WAS OUT FOR YOU HOW YOU
RAN LIKE A BABE WHEN YOU NOTICED MY APPEARANCE.

NO YAWA E REMAIN SMALL FOR YOU SHA.

THE ABLE CHAIMAN
ALIAS THE GODFATHER.

INCASE YOU SEE THAT CONVOY SOON WITH ALL THE REGISTRATION NUMBERS READING
GODFATHER, JUST COME BY IF YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SEE ME AND YOU ARE SURE OF
WHAT WILL FEED YOU FOR AT LEAST ONE MONTH.

Quote:

From: EURO TRUST EURO TRUST <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important

OLE.YEYE IDOIT WEN DEY WASH DEAD BODY FOR LONDON.NA LONDON WEN U DEY STAY MAKE U DEY OPE?N YA BIG MOUTH.SMELLING,FILTHY LONDON.SHAMELESS MAN WEN SPECIALIZE ON FUCKING PEOPLES WIFE.NA OGUN GO KILL U AND UR ENTIRE TRIBE.IF YOU KNOW WHO U DEY TALK 2, U GO RESPECT ME.WETIN U FIT GET WITH PLATE WASHING?I GET PEOPLE LIKE WEN I DEY PAY IN EUROS.COME SEE THE VILLA WEN I DEY LIVE FOR DUBLIN THEN U GO NO SAY MAN PASS MAN.ADURO LIKE U.NA ADURO PAPER U DEY USE FOR LONDON.THEM GO SOON DEPORT U.OLE BURUKU.BARAWO!

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Very important

if you want make i come london from holland come deal with you just tell me

Quote:

From: Eddie Martine <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: GOOD NEWS

Guy I no understand why u dey send me such email. I wan tell u say make u no try send am to my Box again. if someone cut your job you better look for that person because no be me. I have sent this to my email many times if I get am again i mean I go purnish by fore fathers. Make you try send am again and see what will happen to you. See how u dey write mail like a kid if u want to talk to me u talk to me as a man but don't ever say that rubish thing again to me mail but if u do i have no ther option but to report you to my village and u go hear am. If there is anything problem with ur job u let me know because if i enter niger n meet u if my villas no kill i go take my hand kill when i come back niger

Quote:

From: albert coker <[email protected]>
Subject: MAGA:YOU WON DON FINISH.

You be big mumu.I no get word for you other that to say you no go school,if not you for stay ninja come see pepper with your eyes,rather that to run to another man country go be second class citizen.You say because you dey away you don free,you no know yourself.
MUMU

Home Guy!!

Quote:

From: cliff <[email protected]>
Subject: GOOD NEWS

I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN UNSCRUPLOUSE ELEMENT LIKE YOU!!
YOU MUST DROP DEAD!!

USMANS DEATH MUST BE BETTER THAN YOURS BET ME!

YOU ARE LABOURING IN VAIN BECAUSE FAILURE IS YOUR NAME!!

Quote:

From: eddie andrews <[email protected]>
Subject: na wa

na only insalt na u sabi

Quote:

From: Barrister Uche Dike <[email protected]>
Subject: SANGO KILL YOU AND OGUN SCATTER YOUR HEAD,

Quote:

From: patrick kelk <[email protected]>
Subject: SHAME ON YOU.

ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW YOUR MISSION FOR BEING IN THE UK, IF YOU DO THEN YOU WOULD HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR TIME, THAN WASTE PRECIOUS TIME CONSTRUCTING A LENGHTY EMAIL SUCH AS THIS FOR NO REASON.

STRANDED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT, HELP YOURSELF AND STOP LOOKING FOR WHO TO HELP WHEN YOU ARE YET TO HELP YOURSELF.

GOD PUNISH YOUR HEAD.

ANOFIA.

Quote:

From: A N. <[email protected]>
Subject: tani o ni ku so fun mi

awon babanlababa be to won se joba so fun won ki won tun ilu se .aboro lan
so fun omoluwabi to bade inure adi ondidi.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

i think say you be guy i no say you are half cut bussiness man mad man

Quote:

From: BENSON EVANS <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT PLEASE

BACK TO SENDER, ALL THE BAD THING YOU WROTE ON THIS MAIL
WILL BEFALL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, YOU WILL NOT SEE MONEY TO
COME TO NIGERIA AND IT SHALL NEVER BE WELL FOR YOU AND YOUR
FAMILY, YOU DEPEND ON YORUBA WOMEN TO SURVIVE.

BACK TO SENDER IN JESUS NAME-AMEN

ANOINTED CHILD

Quote:

From: adegboyega larry <[email protected]>
Subject: R�ply.

Ur Father.

Quote:

From: beverly murray <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important

Na your papa u dey course

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Very important

Na crazyman you be and you no go dey better,Dead go vist you and family too

Quote:

From: none <[email protected]>
Subject: HELLO JOHN

HELLO
I HAVE NOT MET U B4, I DONT KNOW U,EACH TIME U SEND ME EMAIL INSULTING ME, WHY,IN THE NAME OF GOD CURSES SHALL RAIN IN YOUR FAMILY,UR UNBORN CHILDREN SHALL BE A PARTAKER OF CURSES WITHOUR CURE OR REMEDY
THIS SHALL BE UR POTION
AMEN

Quote:

From: Briggs Tonye <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Very important

na thunder go strike your entire family and u no go see tommorow. idiot

Quote:

From: david ikeka <[email protected]>
Subject: i nore need your help.

hope you know say you they fuck up.remember you nore know who i be,or you
want tell me say you never lioja for life befor,or na your power you take
fly go your london,however.is good i make you clear na this guy work i go
use made ok,
if you know say you be tomuch money man then carry london for head waker for
street,
bye for now.233-243540672.every body start from some were.
Daniel edafe.

Don't call him.

Quote:

From: Bouchard Claude <[email protected]>
Subject: Very important

Na who be dis fool where de send this kind email come my box. Who is this person? Tell me let me know who u are. The rubbish mail you sent to my box i dont like that ok. Be Matured and tell me who u are.

Regards, Austin IT

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From: BONGIES ZULU <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: by fire and thunder i returned this curse back to you in Jesus name.

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From: Charles Dawari <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important

SATYRE,
YOU'VE SO MUCH TIME TO DRAFT SO MUCH NONESENSE.
YOU'RE EVEN IN UK-TO YOU IT'S AN ELAVATION.
YOU'RE DRIVING WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED. TOTTENHAM RAT

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From: cheung pui <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important

wentin dey do you, why you dey curse your family and children? u no fit curse me because i be GOD pickin so abeg if you no get work abeg take poison and die cos u no get use

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important

NA WA FOR U OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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From: Central Bank CBN <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Very important

oto nne gi

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From: Charles <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Very important

AZEN OR GHA GBOWE,

U WE WENWEN.

UZOOH

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:24 pm

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ninja come see pepper with your eyes

My favourite part, I guess.

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:16 pm

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: BACK TO SENDER.

SAY THIS WORDS.

TODAY NNAM AND NNEM GA ANWU.I WILL DIE FOLLOW THEM AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY.YOUR
NAME IS NOW AT OKIJA SHRINE. YOUR DEAD BODY WILL RUST SOON.

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From: Don Obi <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important

YOU ARE ON DRUG

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From: Don Obi <[email protected]>
Subject: how u dey today

It is estimated that nearly 51 million UK have some form of
mental illness, which I believe you are not excluded. I
will advice you to see your Doctor for more details.
How come you were not involved in the attack recently. Well
I pray sey make dis arab guys no see kill.

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: is runing faster

your days have been counted
is really coming faster 13/10/2005
i am so sorry for your life that .........................just think

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From: peter cooly <[email protected]>
Subject: good to hear from you

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From: damian ngoli <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important

i think you have a very big problem mate. you need to see a doctor very fast

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Very important

thank u,and same to u

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important

in a week time u will be ported to ur contry make my words

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From: Daren Carama <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important

whom do u think you are? you bastard idiot. what is your work over? is not succking women ass?. your jobs is to wash women pants and dresses.... you will die where you come from... bett me if u dont look tangibe work to do instead you licking women pusy to earn money...
can u be able to send 100 dollars? how much did you sent to your parent? talk of sending someone whom you know is living better than you over there, peoples will be think you are doing fine but they don't know you are useless human being,*DELETED* anu offia,ewu congo abeg no carry VIRUS TO ENTER NIGERIA I BEG YOU.

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From: david laure <[email protected]>
Subject: Very important

it takes only a fool to say such things aok have a good day and please do mind your business.

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From: award lotto2010 <[email protected]>
Subject: SANGO KILL

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From: eurolottreyorg org <[email protected]>
Subject: YEYE USMAN

YOUR MATE ARE IN THE OFFICE DOING SOMETHING RESONABLE AND YOU ARE JUST AN STUPID GAY MAN .WHEN YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU PEOPLE WILL BE DRINKING THAT A CHILD HAS BEEN BORN NOT KNOWING THAT IS GAY IDIOT LIKE YOU.ARE SURE YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING ANIMAL .TELL ME WHAT BUSINESS ARE YOU DOING TAKING PICTURE NAKE ANYWAY NOBODY NEED TO SEE YOU NAKE YOU LOOK LIKE GORRILAR ,LOOK AT YOUR LEGS JUST LIKE GORRILAR .IF YOU DON'T REPENT ON THIS YOUR GAY LIFE AND DO SOMETHING THAT IS GOOD .MUGABE WILL COME AND GET YOU ANIMAL.BOB MARLEY SAID WHO THAT CAP FITS LET THEM WEAR IT ,YOU CHOSE TO WAER THE CAP OF GAY IDIOT.

Tubboy was attached.

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From: babatunde george <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important

thanks

Sent three times:

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From: ayshayal kuniyal <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Very important

WHAT DO U CALL URSELF, ANYMORE OF THIS NONSENCE. U`LL NOT LIVE TO TELL THE
STORY OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO U. U GOOD FOR NOTHING RAT.

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From: edy bongo <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important

MAY YOU MEET YOUR SUDDEN DEATH MONTH. I ASSURE YOU THAT YOU WILL NEVER LIVE TO SEE THE END OF THIS MONTH. ONYE ARA.

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From: Tunde <[email protected]>
Subject: Very important

O BOY U GET TIME O.I SURE SAY U BE ONE OF THOSE PLP WEY GO LONDON NO KNOW WETIN CARRY DEM GO.IF U NO GET MONEY TO CXOME BACK CALL ME I GO SEE WETIN I FIT DO FOR U.234-802-389-0887.

YOUR MAN,

TUNDE BUCKNOR.

Don't call him.

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From: Bleesing Paul <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Very important

Hello is that how to talk u feel u are in london that is why u should talk to me like this, well i dont blame u i bleme the person that took u to london, now u are in london u are makeing mouth if not hunger that took u there MAY GOD BLESS U FOR ALL THE THING U SAID TO ME OK BUT I WANT U TO KNOW THAT IF U ARE UP TODAY MAY BE U WILL COME DOWN AND I WILL BE UP NEXT TAKE MYT WORD I AM A STRONG HUSTLER HER AND I WILL WORK TILL I MAKE MONEY HERE NO GOING ANY WERE U ARE IN ANOTHER MANS COUNTRY WORKING 4 THEM AND U ARE MAKEING MOUTH WELL PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS OR U WILL SPEND THE REST OF UR LIFE WORKING 4 SOME ONE OK.

bALOGUN IS MY NAME

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From: BLAZERS PROMO LOTERIJ. BLAZERS PROMO LOTERIJ. <[email protected]>
Subject: Ant: Very important

i already fucked you mother and all what know frustrated monkey like you and your papa agbe poo.

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From: catherine casmir <[email protected]>
Subject: Fwd: Very important

BACK TO SENDER IN A MILLION TIMES. IDLE FAILURE. TRY TO AT LEAST COLLECT 5 DOLLARS FROM MAGA TO SHOW THAT YOU ARE ONE OF THE SMART CRIMINALS. ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU AND YOU ARE BLOCKED BY MONITORING SPIRIT AND YOUR FAMILY COURSE WILL NEVER ALLOW YOU TO PROSPER. THE ONLY FOOLISH IGBO BOY I HAVE EVER SEEN. HOW CAN PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE CALLED NIGERIAN WHEN YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A DISGRACE TO THE ENTIRE SOCIETY, A PRODIGAL SON TO YOUR FAMILY, A NAGGING HUSBAND TO YOUR WIFE, A SERVANT TO FRAUDSTERS, POOR IDIOT. FUCK YOUR WORLD BITCH ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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From: pui cheung <[email protected]>
Subject: bissing to you

YOR TIME DEY GO SO YOU NON KNOW FOR YOU TO MAKE MONEY

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From: pui cheung <[email protected]>
Subject: my great man

Finally got a mugu to complain about me writing entirely in caps:

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Very important

U are still the biggest idiot of the century,at ur age you should be able to know you do not write a letter with capital.

So i wonder were you claim to have ur educatuion from.

Malu,ewu,nama.

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From: Philip Dumisani <[email protected]>
Subject: Hi Zongo

Don't you think you are a big fool, I guess you a JOBLESS
IDIOT, that you wast so many time writing all this trash,
well keep it up but am sorry I don't time for that, keep on
animal like you

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Cc: [email protected] <-- Mugu
Subject: YOU GET MONEY########

MY BROTHER ,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL WEY YOU SEND TO ME.I HEY WITEN YOU SAY YOU GO LIVE
LONG NOBODY DO DIE FOR YOUR FAMILY AMEN.IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY ABEG MAKE YOU
SEND SMALL FOR ME I THINK YOU UNERSTAND WITHIN DEY FOR NIGER.
OR IF YOU GET WORK WEY I GO DO FOR YOU MAKE I NO DIE SEND TO ME.
I GO CALL THE NUMBER WEY YOU SEND FOR TO ME.
OR IF YOU UNDERSTAND WITHN DEY OPEN UP WE GO DO BIZ.

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From: denis shalim <[email protected]>
Subject: GOOD DAY

If you be GUYMAN back to you IN JESUS NAME AMEN!!!!!

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From: charles okadigbo <[email protected]>
Subject: GOD WILL BLESS YOU,

YOU KNOW GET WORK,STUPID PERSON.YOUR FAMILY WILL DIE.

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Very important. ues your time well.God bless you,amen.

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From: arthur roosman <[email protected]>
Subject: I miss you

HOLY GHOST FIRE, YOU UNCIRCUMCISED PHILISTIAN CHEAK YOUR LINEAGE VERY WELL
POOR RAT. I WONDER HOW YOU GOT THERE FOOL, I KNOW I USE TO FUCK YOUR MAMA
SMELLING PUSSY.

DONT MAKE ME ASK MY BOYS TO LOOK FOR YOU MUGU. YOU WILL REMAIN POOR TILL YOU
DIE. YOU WENT TO ABROAD TO WASH TOILET AND SEVER IN RESTAURANT AND PEOPLE
CARS. WHAT DO KNOW NOTHIN, YOU WASTE YOU TIME TO SIT AND SHEET. DO YOU THINK
MY PROPOSAL IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU. I HAVE MADE MILLIONS OF NAIRA FROM THIS,
SHINE YOUR EYES

THIS IS MY LAST MAIL TO YOU FOOL, I HAVE GOT NO TIME TO WASTE. I WILL NEVER
READ NOR REPLY YOUR MAIL SO THAT YOUR TIME OF WRITIG WILL BE IN VAIN

1,000,000 Naira = 7,428 USD or 6,105 EUR or 13,317 Falkland Islands Pounds.

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From: Fada Edward <[email protected]>
Subject: Back to you animal of this century.

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Very important

ogun go kill your mother and your wife eveun all your familly plus ur self stupeid boy

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From: faith dickson <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important FOR YOU

IF NA YOUR FATHER NA GET GUY MAN WORK OGUN WHEN YOU GO ENTER COME BACK FROM LONDON GO KILL YOU FOR ROAD AND IF YOU DON EAT GUY MAN MONEY YOU GO DIE FOR THE KIND OF DEATH YOU THY PRAY FOR ME NA YOU GO RECIEVE AM THAT IS RETURN TO SENDER.

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From: lizzy ben <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Very important

have you gone mad before? If you you should to and find out what is wrong
with you.

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From: faso kouma <[email protected]>
Subject: To all your family.

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From: philip savimbi <[email protected]>
Subject: God purnish your life

May thurnder kill you and your perents...idiot fool like you.

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From: fax contacts <[email protected]>
Subject: Very important

LET ME TELL YOU . I ALWAYS WISH YOU WHATEVER YOU WISH ME.
NOTHING WE HAPPENED TO ME.
YOU ARE DEATH GUY.

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From: sussy williams <[email protected]>
Subject: important to you and your father

Fake Rev Kate Jones,

You never eat well talk of sending your mother
dollars,if you are not crazzy look around you over
there were you are in hall, people like you wanted to
eat but no food,

Awogwu fukpokwagianya

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: BROS I HAIL

BROS U BE MUGU WATEIN DEY DO MAKE U GO JUMP ENTER WATER DIE AND LIVE THE WORLD FOR US. EFCC DEY FIND U FOR UR PAPA HOUSE. YOU GO PAY TILL YOU DIE

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From: dr dasila pedro <[email protected]>
Subject: urgent

all the insults mentioned below is directed to your family and your future generations say amen!!

Sent twice:

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From: richard amara <[email protected]>
Subject: Sorry For Delay I have make the payment

HAHAHA YOUR MUMU GO LAST YOU WE SABI ENGLISH SEE THE ONE YOU THE SPEAK MAKE I TELL YOU I DONE BETTER FOR ME ALREADY I AS YOU SEE ME I DEY ON IF YOU DEY LONDON NA YOUR BUSINESS AD ALL YOU PLANED FOR ME WILL RETURN TO YOU SOONEST I THANK GOD THAT I AM WITH YOU FAKE TELEPHONE NUMBER I AML SURE THAT THE SPIRIT O GONG WILL COME TO ME THE DYAY OF YOUR DEARTH INDICATION THAT YOU HAVE DIED.

I AM SURE YOU FATHER AND ALL ABOUT �YOU HAVCE NO WHERE TO BE FOUND IF NOT I MIGHT HAVE TRACE THEM AND KILL ALL THE MEN AND FUCK ALL THE WOMEN INCLUDING YOUR MOTHER I SET ACCIDENT FOR YOU WHICH I PLAN TO TO DIS FIGURE TWO OF YOUR LEG THAT YOU WILL REMAIN HOPLESS FOR LIFE AND YOU WILL EAT FROM HAND TO MOUNT

THE ISSUE OF GUY OR WAHT EVR YOU CALL YOURSELF DIE WITH YOUR $1,200 IF YOU WANT I WILL GIVE YOU MORE THAN THAT SECONDLY I WANT TO NOTIY YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT GUY MAN REASONS ARE.

1) you scare people from youself and you are in londo where to get the job i receive mail from the really guy men saying that i sholuld forward jobs that their contacts is very good why you are there talking bul shit

2) the luck is not on your side
3) planing of your success is not use beacuse God hated you .

And if you can call me let send you my numbers

bye bad luck

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From: dan peters <[email protected]>
Subject: What is this???

Oboy or who ever u may be make u free me na.
Wetin be dat?, what have I done to you to deserve all these?

Kindly stop sending me insultives mail okay.

Goodday.

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From: Dr Peter Ogwo <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important

waiting be ur own can't you mind ur business?

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From: Dr. Johnson Malik <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important

Kill U too

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From: Alexei Zakharenko <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very important

Na ogun go kill u the day way vulture dey do feast

mumu

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From: dr_alexander williams <[email protected]>
Subject: YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER HAS DIED ON TOP OF YOUR MOTHER....

FUCK YOU AND GO TO HELL YOU SON OF THE EVIL.....

I couldn't quit laughing through the entire first paragraph of this next one. "Why try to kill me with that many jujus when it only takes one? The others will feel left out!" Also keeps addressing me as "Father" ("nna").

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From: edna <[email protected]>
Subject: remain blessed

Nna, Its ok a beg what have I done to you that warrants me to die. Ogun will kill me sango will kill me. u want to go to so many shrines for my little life, haba, allow only one juju to kill me now, abi you wan cause trouble for all the little gods by giving all of them my little life to share at the same time?? It may backfire o o, before ogun go reach for my life e go see say, sango don already carry my life go, na so all other gods of yours go de disappointed when they reach there where you keep my life, because, you don go givam to many other gods and God forbid, they will come straight to find your own lifeand carry am, because, them de hear go, the never hear come.

She na becos of ONLY FORMAT we enter your box go make you want my life to go, ok, better but what of the life of my father, mother and all my relatives wey go die too, she you receive their own format too? Make I ask you? so you still trust all these nonesence gods? oh, a big guy like you still de for this gods we our 4 fathers been serve. Nna, na only Almighty God me I sabi o o. and na only Almighty God fit kill me.but not beause of format. unless you have not commited any sin as heavy as format or more than forma tbefore, then, I will die, but if you have ever commited any crime or offence heavier than format, you will die, (sorry) you will not die God forbid. you will live to know God.

Little advice, please be a man of little words, you talk too much. remember that empty drum makes the loudest noise, there is emptiness in much words, the bible says.

I be proper ngwa man and I de offshore. I don do juju well well for local level befre.. chop mugu well well for my shrine, and i was a known native doctor for niger before we swallow obi ebele(evula)and i have repented and cling only to my God and i do burn all that nonesence for fire.

I dont know you from adam and you dont know me. but na so your body de hot?. na only poor man him body de hot so. you are a big guy so be happy with people and yourself because of high B.P ok leave me alone, I am yur friend. Abi you don kill so many people we do you bad sine the born you?

Nna give me your telephone number and I will call you. i hope you will not chop me on phone oo. as you say you g deal with me if you see me otherwise, i for come to see you ok?

NZE NA OZO 1 of NGWALAND

Remain Blessed

Sent twice:

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From: peter Uwaga <[email protected]>
Subject: GOOD NEW TO YOU.

DEAR FOOL,

YOU SABI WORK BUT YOU NO FIT SIT MUGU FOR LONDON GET MONEY VISIT YOUR
FAMILY,ALL OF THEM DON DIE FINISH EVEN SELF THEY DON CHANGE THE ROAD TO
AIRPORT SO ANY TIME WAY YOU FINISH TO SUCK THAT OYIBO GIRL TOTO COM GET
SMALL CHANGE TRY TO ENTER PLANE WAY DEY GO YOUR VILLAGE.

IDIOT,MOKWA,HYAN,ASUANWU,MAKE ARUSI OKIJA KILL YOU WEY DEY CHOP PEOPLE
MONEY,SEE MAKE I TELL I GO ORGERNISE DONATION FOR YOU SO THAT YOU GO COM
VISIT YOUR DEAD RELATIVES.

YOUR OGA,

DR PETER UWAGA.

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From: Abdul Akubia <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS

Me i no kukuma blame you.My own be say my moms get TOTO ..BUT UR MAMA OWN BE SAY NOTHING NOTHING..DEM VOMIT YOU.ATUTUPOYOYO..YOU WNE DEY USE LOTTERY PROMO DEY HOLD UR GENE FOR WORK NKO!!!!!!..BASTARD LIKE YOU

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Very important(SURE ITS VERY IMPORTANT)

Hello USMAN BELLO,
(My yac number).

Like u claimed ur name to be(USMAN BELLO) while ur email address is registered with NORMAN KENNETH ANDRADE and the email itself indicates VICTOR KWAME,what a funny kind of person u are with a very low mentality.

Anyway,i believe men and people with very febble minds are always quick to insult and render abuses,thats exactly the kind of stuff u are made of,so why didnt u ignore the email and concentrate on better things inrespect to ur person.

The idea of ur being in London doesnt make any sense to me and thoughts of ur being rich is absolutely irrelevant and attracts a very big?????mark,so u may as well choose to shut ur mouth and could go to hell,as i see u just only a boy who lacks awareness and trying/struggling to come up,but this isnt the best way my dear.

I have to stop here cos i feel sick communicating with people of ur type and otherwise.

Have fun my dear and please do take good care of urself and utilise ur time in doing better things rather than replying mails that was mistakingly sent to ur person indelibrately.

Bye Ya Asshole.
Yours bro,like always
Mark IJ Odion.

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Very important nice to you

MAY YOU AND YOUR GENARATION PERSHI IN BOMB LAST IN UK AS YOU CAN SEE IT IS
FAST APPROCHING THAT YOU WILL SOON DIE.
AMADIOHA WILL FINSH YOU AS YOU ARE VERY POOR AND YOU WILL DIE POOR.
SENT THE MONEY YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT WITH THIS ADDRESS:
OUT NNE GI (YOUR MOTHER�S TOTO)

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Very important

You are a fool?

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Important

UR MUM A LESBIAN AND UR DAD A GAY THAT IS A SERIOUS FAMILY PROBLEM O.

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Be Aware(SANGO HAS SEEN YOUR NAKEDNESS

BEWARE OF WHAT,IS LIKE YOU ARE CRAZY OR ALREADY A MAD MAD. ..LASTWEEK,YOUR LIFE WASNT LIKE THIS..GIVE ME YOUR MOTHERS PHONE NUMBER.
CALL OGUNDE WITH THE FOLLOWING NUMBERS FOR DELIVERANCE+34-665-050-626, 686-251-421.
MEANWHILE, I HAVE FORWARDED YOUR NAKED PIC FOR IDENTIFICATION: BY FRIDAY NIGHT ORUNMILLA AND ESU WILL CONSULT OBA MIJI.

YOUR SITUATION WILL EITHER BE WORST OR FULLY DESTROYED.WE��LL SEE WHO WILL BE THE OWNER OF FREELOTTO.COM.

MY FATHER LASTLY ASSURED ME THAT HE IS GOING TO PROVE WORTH-WATCHOUT FROM FRIDAY-----ASIGIDI HAS SEEM YOUR NAKEDNESS.I WILL NOT SPEND UP TO �30-B/4 YOU LEAVE THIS LOVELY EARTH AS SEEM BITTER TO YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

NA YOUR BOY
(MADRID CORRESPONDENT OFFICER)
34-665-050-626
WWW-FREELOTTO.COM

Website has been discussed <a href="http://www.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=48022" target="_blank">here</a>. Don't call Ogunde.

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From: aishat kone <[email protected]>
Subject: BAD NEWS.

Hello bastard,

Will you stop sending anythings to my email address again or you want make i start dey cos you or what nonsense things you are doing after all i know you will be a Nigeria fucking Ibo guy,stop that nonsense.

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From: eurolottreyorg org <[email protected]>
Subject: YAYA DE

LOOK AT YOU YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING ,YOU LOOK STUPID IN THAT PICTURE ANIMAL WITH HUMAN SKIN ,YOU RUN AWAY TO LONDON JUST TO BE A GAY IDIOT I HOPE THEY ARE FUCKING YOU VERY WELL IDIOT .I DON'T THING YOU ARE A *DELETED* BECAUSE A GOOD *DELETED* CAN NOT DO DISGUISTING THING LIKE YOU DID IDIOT.

ALL YOUR LIFE YOU BE NAKE BECAUSE YOU ARE MAD ALREADY YEYE MAN LIKE YOU WHAT ARE DOING THER THAT YOU ARE STAYING ANIMAL LIKE MAYBE YOU ARE IN PRISON NOW BECAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO OUTSIDE ANIMAL GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY LIKE IDIOT YOU WILL DIE BECAUSE OF YOU ANIMAL BEHAVIOR IDIOT.WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HAVE MANY EMAIL ADDRESSES ANIMAL THE GOVERMENT THERE WILL ARREST YOU ONE DAY JUST MAKE IT ON THE WALL GAY ANIMAL.

YOU KNOW LUSIFER ,YOU LOOK LIKE HIM AM NOT INTRESTED IN YOUR GAY LIFE ANIMAL YOU BETTER OF DIE ,ALTHOUGH YOU ARE NOT ALIVE ANYMORE.

Attached was a tubboy-style photo that I hadn't seen before. The guy was standing on top of a low wall, outdoors.

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From: FELICIA TAYLOR <[email protected]>
Subject: IF YOU WANT JOB I WILL GIVE U JOB.

Listen Usman.

You are Usu in Igbo language.you will how they will
repatrate you from London down to Nigeria because of this terrorist
attack .You will be one of the victim to arrest and, that will be the
end of your stay in London.See all your mate that you are together with
in that London have made it and, you are still there waiting your
time.Why not come back home and,join the Agboro because, that is your
linage.Your corpse are being prepared for your burial and, watch it.Your
mama is vomitting blood now and, from there, she will go.You are as
useless as anything I can think of.

Let me tell you. from today being
21st,you will never see anything good, i will not curse your family but,
I want to start with you first.I will tell you that am from
Aguleri.

To close this chapter all these curse from your mail,i will
send it back to you so that you will face it then, by tomorrow,you will
know how to talk...Hve a nice day.DIED RECHED.....

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:32 pm

Geez, how many times have you been cursed dead already? What are you, some kind of cat? When do you start posting email from Beyond The Grave?

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:15 pm

From: ZUMA BARLEY <[email protected]>

Quote:

can i hv ur contact so i can call you...if you care you can contact me directly on 00 88 216 218 000 85 or relaese urz...i think i am getting bored of thie email msg and this is my last mail to you except i get ur direct tel no...i dnt care if u tender fbi fucking noss...i can give u fbi no in lagos if u u...bastard

whatever you do...DON'T call him heheheheh Twisted Evil

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 264

Feck that, thats a satelite phone number, I aint wasting all my credit caling him! Ill give it to my lads instead Twisted Evil

Lots of other people should be doing the same now. IIRC satelite phones cost the caller AND the reciever for the call. Maybe time to mass spread his number, see how long it lasts!

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:01 am

Oooops!! I just slipped when editing my blind carbon copy email list of all my lads with a very abusive message and accidentally included some poor bast@rd's satellite telephone number if they wanted to call me and say anything about it.

Clumsy boy that I am.

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

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BACK TO THE SENDER

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hello,why do u course me,if u are not interested,u go away ,.rather than to talk nonsense to,plz stop that bullshit ok

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i pray GOD TO BLES YOU OK

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dear nwanne,
chineke adighi akpo mmadu oku ka ma onyenwe anyi mmeregi ebere na aha jesus amin, nwanne tuba oruu na oburum melu continuie throuing work untill God will bless you, stop caosing me i am not your father, thanks, mianwhile let what you said baunse back to you from God Son, buy

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Brother why u dey abuse me, please u people should stop all this act including mugutalk and whatever. am a fellow guy man like you am in india here is my number call me+ +919818044536
Tony.

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thank you very much for your nice curse but your curse doesn�t work as you can see because my GOD is bigger than your juju-crap and I am still alive and happy!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I've been sending this:

Quote:

Chineke kpokwa gi oku. Agwo tupiakwa gi anya. Agwo sutukwa gi onu. Egbe burukwa umu gi. Amadioha kpokwa gi oku. I yiri ikwikwi. Ama nna gi chiekwa.

IBU EZIGBO EWU,KAM GWAGI IHE SORO GI INAEDE KAMA MARA NA OTU MBOCHI AKA GA AKPARAGI BU ONYE OSHI, AS 4 NNE GI NA NNA GI HA ABUO AGWABEGI ONYE MURU GI.EMECHA JUO NNE GI ONYE MURU GI,LEE NWANNE GI NKE OZO IGA AHU NA OBUGI OTU NWOKE MURU UNU

otu nne gi there by the power of the ogbusho i there by declear you dead,you are going to drop dead and kick you,nne gi bu onbye ara go and check your background ndi ara si from your family,that was why u had the time to be another onye ara,any way enwerom anything to tell a mada man untill you die bye u idiot.

YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE BURUKU, OLOSHE, OLORIBU, IYALAYAEH, AMU NNAGI,IGBU NNEGI,FOOL LIKE YOU.

IBI DAKWA GI NA NNA GI.

ONYE ARA,NA USU RAKWAA NNE GI. YAHOO YAHOO DI KA GI. I NNA ACHO NA APKA ONYE NA ACHO ACHO. AFO BIWAKWAA GI, OTU GWAWAKWAA NNEGI.

NDI AKA NA APKA MMAKWAGI,APIRI API DIKA GI.

NDI MURU GI GBA AKA NWA.

I CHE NA MU A AMAGHI ONYE IBU?
OPARA ABOKI DI KA GI

EWU OKIJA RAKWAA ADA NNEGI.BIG FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL.

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:23 pm

Fro my boys that reply back, I have sent out the following gem of cross cultural understanding and harmony, about 80% of which I composed myself!

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HA HA HA YOA LIKE MY JOKES, *DELETED*? YOU THINK IT FUNNY WHEN I BREAK YOA FACE AND LET BABOON CHOP YOA AMU? YOA MAMA TOTO BE SMELLING UP NAIJA, SMALL TIME I KILL HER FOR GOOD OF ALL YORUBA GOAT LIKE YOU. I RIP YOU BOBBI OFF AND FEED TO BABOON, OK? YOA SIDON THERE NOW, BICH. YOA BI SMALLIE BOI WIT HIV POOSSIE. I SOUND YOU IN FRONT OF YOA VILLAGE. I BURN ALL YOA FAMILY TOTO AFTER I SPIN YOA WIFE AND FUCK YOUR STINKIN ASSSHOOOOOOOLLL

YOA STAND DEY LOOK COS YOA BI SMALLIE TITI, MUTHAFUCKA.TIE AM BURUKU, OLOSHE, OLORIBU, IYALAYAEH. I TITRATE YOA PAPA MOUTH AND HE BI LOVING TASTE OF YOA AMU, BITCH ASS *DELETED* LIKE YOU. I SAW YOU MAKING LOVE TO YOUR MOTHER AND SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU AS A HIV CARRIER. IBU EZIGBO EWU,KAM GWAGI IHE SORO GI INAEDE KAMA MARA NA
OTU MBOCHI AKA GA AKPARAGI BU ONYE OSHI, AS 4 NNE GI NA NNA
GI HA ABUO AGWABEGI ONYE MURU GI.EMECHA JUO NNE GI ONYE
MURU GI,LEE NWANNE GI NKE OZO IGA AHU NA OBUGI OTU NWOKE
MURU UNU,NNEGI BU ASHAWO 5NAIRA.

CALL ME AND I TEACH YO THINGS YOUR ASHEWO MAMA NO TEACH YOU MUTHAFUCKA IF YOU NEED MORE,YOU FIT MAIL ME BACK THEN YOU GO SEE FIRE YOU WILL BE A POOR FOR EVER. KISS OF MUMU 4 YOU OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BIG FOOL YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU NO TRAINING YOU STUPID ILLITERATE YOUR FATHER MUST BE A MAD MAN BEFORE PREGNANTING YOUR STUPID MOTHER WHO IS A CARELESS BITCH. MEN SUCK MY DICK YOU BLOODY NONENTITY YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A LLOUSY ASS HOLE FUCK YOUR STUPID PARENTS WHO HAS NO FUTURE AMBITION AND PLANS FOR YOU. YOU WILL DIE VERY SOON I SAY BACK TO SENDER YOU PREMATURE BEING.

FUCK YOUR GENENRATION *DELETED* 2348035236625

As a final "F U", I thoughtfully send the gift that keeps on giving... g0atse! The replies are touching:

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From: "DAVID FAISAL" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
To: "Molly Ringwald" <
Subject: Re: I HOPE YOUR DICK SUCKING MOTHER DID NOT FORGET TO FORCE YOU SWALLOW YOUR CONCOCTIO
Date: Mon, 18 Jul 2005 16:08:55 -0700

your problem is begining to get more calous than i thought,you might have as well tried eating shit and that didnt work so
i can see,,,,try eating a bigger shit this time,,,,,believe me if this doesnt work then you deserve to be dead,,trust me..........

Good ol' Tony Ovie helpfully adds to the discussion

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Date: Mon, 18 Jul 2005 21:53:05 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "Gay Mugu Goat-fucker" <[email protected]> View Contact Details View Contact Details
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Subject: Re: I HOPE YOUR DICK SUCKING MOTHER DID NOT FORGET TO FORCE YOU SWALLOW YOUR CONCOCTION
To: "Molly Ringwald" >
barstard you dey talk like madman baboon who dey chop nothing for you are a jobless barstard

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Date: Tue, 19 Jul 2005 07:21:42 +0100 (BST)
From: Send an Instant Message "peter Moyo" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
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Subject: VERY SOON YOU ARE GOING TO DIE WITH AIDS
To: mm

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE IN AIDS AND ALSO GOD AMIIGHTY IS GOING TO PUNISH YOU FOREVER

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:22 am

Here are a few from my arsenal. To repeat, these are ones that I send to mugus, not the other way around (although a lot of them are just made of things lads sent pasted together).

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FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY SOON. ARO, OVIAMILLI, ISIMGBUME,
OTUTUNZU, AGBANABOUEZU NA OMABALA ULASI WILL VISIT AND
CLEAR ALL OF YOU ISEOOOO.ARO,OVIAMILLI,OGUGU AND ULASI
WILL CLOSE YOUR LINE UP FOREVER AND EVER ISEOOOOOOOO.

UNA MUST BI A VERY VERY STUPID MAN.OTO NNE NA NNAGI,
OKOKO LIKE YOU, UNA BI MORE THAN FUCKER. GOD GO KILL
UNA WITHIN 7 DAY, JUST MARK MY WORD AND IT SHALL COME
TO PAST IN YOUR LIFE, I TELL YOU THAT I AM NOT LIKE
OTHER PEOPLE ANY HOW. OTO NNE GI AND AMU NNA GI EBY
OOOOOOOO DEATH IS WAITING FOR YOU VERY SOON

MR MAN, UNA BI PLAYING WIT UR DESTINY AND IF I LOOK UP
AND TINK OF UNA ALL SAID HERE. UR CORPSE WILL BE
FOUND ALONG THE STREET. NO BODI DEY GO BURY UNA. DOG
DEY CHUP UR VERY VERY SMALL AMU. UNA BEDDA BI CAREFUL
IN TALKING TO PEOPLE U DO NOT KNOW. MANY HAVE GONE TO
THE GREAT BEYOND BECAUSE OF THEIR RECKLESSNESS AND
CARELESS TALKS. LOOK UNA SHOULD BI CAREFUL FOR YOUR
SELF BECAUSE IF EVER GET UNA OR TRESS UNA MUST REGREAT
UR LIFE FOREVER I HOPE UNA DONT KNOW WHOM YOU ARE
TALKING TO THAT IS WHY UNA DEY MAKING THIS CONMENT
HOWEVER I WILL ADVISE YOU TO HOLD YOUR SELF SINCE UNA
BI POOR AND I DEY RICH AMAM NAGI NWA BUKWA NWA
AKWUNAKWUNA,MAMA GI BU KWA ASHAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IHE NILE IDERE, YA NAGHACHI KURU GI. ONYEE IRU ABUA.
IRO NA IMARA AKWOKWO, MA IHE NILE IDERE ENWEGHI ISI,
ONYE OKE AMAMIHE ONYE NZUZU KA NMA. IYI GI NILE BU ISI
GI NA NDI UMU NNE NA UME NNA GI

ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,MUMU LIKE YOU.

YOUR OGA,

[Name and yac number]

olokun,okhian gbeluwahia,ivbio orhiovban,vbe eze

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UNA BI DEY STUPID IDIOT UNA CRAZY MORDERFUCKER, UNA BEEN RUNIN UR TOILET UNA CALLS A MOUT LIKE A BITCH RITE FROM DE ONE. HERE BI UR REPLY U ILLETERATE ASS HOLE BITCH MUMU OLE UNA TINK UNA BI TOUGH TILL UNA GET UR ASS BASHED ON A CONCRETE UR BODI GO BE FOUND BY SIDE OF ROAD, NO BODI DEY GO BURY UNA, DOG DEY CHUP UR TINY AMU, OLE. UNA BI STILL FAGGOT MUMU CLAIMIN TO BI ON TOP GO FUCK UR MAMA BCOS SHE BI DEY ONE NAIRA ASHAWO, GO FUCK URSELF CRAZY MORDERFUCKER LIKE U. UR MAMA BI DEY MONKEY UR PAPA BI DEY GOAT. NO MAGAS 4 UNA, UNA NO GET NO WORK BCOS UNA BI SO STUPID MUMU. ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE, OLORIBU, IYALAYAEH, NNE GI WU AKWUNA NNA GI WU ONYE OHI,FOOL LIKE YOU. UNA NNE GI NWUOKWA.OTU AGBAWAKWA NNE GI ONWU GBUKWE ONYE OBULA NU ULO UNU. OTU NNE GI GBAKWA OKU.

YOUR OGA,

[Name and yac number]

olokun,okhian gbeluwahia,ivbio orhiovban,vbe eze

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IBU EZIGBO EWU. BARAWO BANZA,IYALAYA BABA E,OMO ALE,ARA GBAPU INA GI,IKPU INE GI DIKA RIVER NIGER.UMEMEM. YOU BE DEY HIGHEST MUMUOOOOOOOOOO,IF U NO GET MAGA NO BE FIGHT NOW. EVEN A LINE OF CORRECT ENGLISH YOU NO FIT WRITE.
WHO DEY TEACH U 419 SEF?yOU BETTER GO BACK TO ARMED ROBBERY WEY YOU SABI DO,BUT WATCH YOUR BACK COS I AM COMING FOR YOUR HEAD .LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

MISTER MAN,YOU ARE A FOOL AND SHALL REMAIN POOR FOREVER.PEOPLE LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE A MOTHER THAT IS TO SAY,YOU ARE A BASTERD RAISE TO POWER 10.YOU ARE A BABOON.I SAW YOU MAKING LOVE TO YOUR MOTHER. ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU. BASTERD GOAT MUMU SMALL BOI BOI OBELE NSI LIKE UNA.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ONYE IRE......OTO NNE GI NA NNA GI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i WILL LOVE TO MEET YOUR URGLY MOM AND SCREW HER PUSSY VERY WELL FOR HER BECAUSE SHE IS NEEDING A MAN TO DO THAT FOR HER.YOUR MOTHER IS ASHE GOAT CANT YOU SEE THAT FROM HER!!sHE KEEPS FUCKING TOUTS AND KEEPS ON GETTING TOUTS AS SONOOOOOOOOO IF YOU ARE FROM A GOOD MTHER,SHE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU HOW TO BEHAVE.

UNA BI COURSED AND WILL NEVER MAKE MONEY IN UR LIFE AND WILL REMAIN AS POOR AND PENNYLESS AS UNA BI NOW INCLUDING EVERY OF YOUR FAMILYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GUY E NO GO BETTER FOR YOU SMALL SMALL,FOOL HOW U WAN MAKE I KNOW SAY YOU BE FOOL NOW ,ODE ,ILLETERATE ,YOUR PAPA PRICK,YOUR MAMA TOTO . YOU NO GO DIE BETTER.ILLETERATE LIKE YOU.I NO EVEN SURE SAY YOU DON EVER TOUCH DOLLAR FOR YOUR LIFE. EMPTY BARREL LIKE YOU,OLODO.YOU NO FIT SEE BETTER FOR YOUR LIFE.NA MAKE YOU NO COMMOT FOR THAT CAFE THIS MORNING UNLESS EAGLE GO CARRY YOU.ABI THEM NO TELL YOU SAY EAGLE DON THEY CARRY PEOPLE WEY NO GET SENSE? BIG FOOL LIKE YOU,GO FIND WORK FOR FARM FOR VILLAGE,NO BE YOUR TYPE THEY ENTER NET,NA PEOPLE WEY GET SCOPE THEY ENTER NET. THAT WAN SUPPOSE DON DO YOU TODAY,IF YOU NEED MORE,YOU FIT MAIL ME BACK THEN YOU GO SEE FIRE.OOOLLLLLOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOO

UNA BI DEY VERY VERY STUPID MAN.OTO NNE NA NNAGI, OKOKO LIKE YOU, YOU
MORE THAN FUCKER. GOD WILL KILL YOU WITHIN 7 DAY, JUST MARK MY WORD AND IT SHALL COME TO PAST IN YOUR LIFE, I TELL YOU THAT I AM NOT LIKE OTHER PEOPLE ANY HOW.
OTO NNE GI AND AMU NNA GI EBY HI...........................
DEATH IS WAITING FOR YOU VERY SOON

NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,AMU NNAGI,IGBU NNEGI,MUMU LIKE YOU.

YOUR OGA,

[Name and yac number]

olokun,okhian gbeluwahia,ivbio orhiovban,vbe eze

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YOU WILL BE MUMU FOREVER,A FOOL FOREVER THAT IS ALL.ALSO YOU ARE DEALING WITH OTUTUNZU AND AGBANABOUEZU NA OMABALA.ISEOOOOOOOOO.THEN AGWO BUKPO GI NA UMUNNAGI ANYA MAKA NA MU AKPARA IHE IMARA.ALSO DO NOT HESITATE TO FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS OR TO AGIRI GI OR NJINERE GI.IKPA MBA OCHI ADAKA.MEANWHILE OTUTUNZU WILL VISIT YOU SOON.WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.OLADI NGBA AJA, ABANI AKPA AKA

NKITA TABIEKWA GI AMU. I DEY KNOW THAT YOU LIVE IN PUBLIC HOUSE WHERE DOG DEY CHUP UR SHIT, SO NA UR AMU THAT IS IN DENGER. MAD MAN.THAT UR YAYA GIRL FRIEND WAY NO ALLOW YOU VISIT UR FOLISH MAMA GO LIVE YOU RUN WHEN YOUR SPAM FINISH. JUST THINK ABOUT UR FUTURE AND CHANGE. DROP OUT FOOL.

YOUR MAMA TOTO, YOUR PAPA PRICK, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS, YOUR GENERATION, GENERATION ARE HIGHLY CURSED BY OKOJA SHRINE, BY SHANGO AND BY NWANYI ASABA. YOU ARE A BASTERD RAISE TO POWER 10. IHE NILE IDERE GA ALAGHACHI KUTE GI NA EZI NA ULO GI NILE ONYE AMAMIHE ONYE NZUZU KA NMA. JE NWUORO ONWE GI. YOU ARE ALSO BEING COURSE FOR TRYING TO SAY WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SPEAK I MAY BEND YOUR MOUNTH FOR TRYING TO SPEAK ENYHOW. CHINEKE KPOKWA GI OKU. IKPU NNE GI.

NNE GI NA GBA ASHAWO NA OTO, NNA KA M KORO GI AKUKO NNE GI EBURU LA AIDS EBE O NA AGBA ASHOWA O NA OTO, GUY OBURU NA IJ EGO KPORO NNE GI KA OKWUSI IGBA ASHAWO ONE NAIRA. BIG FOOL LIKE YOU, I KNOW SAY YOU GO FAST OPEN THIS PAGE, WHO GO MISS BIG FOOL AND NO FUTURE AMITIOUSE HUMAN BEIGN LIKE YOU.

YOU AND UR FAMILY, AND ALSO YOUR GENERATION ARE ALL CURSED, YOU WILL ALL PUSH TRUCK, YOUR SONS WILL PUSH TRUCK OR DO CONDUCTOR. YOUR DAUGHTERS GO BE PROPPER ASHAWO. YOU GO BEG TILL YOU DIE AS FAR AS YOU GET MIND SEND THIS MAIL TO ME. NA SO E GO BI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU BASTARD GUY MAN? LOOK LET ME TELL YOU IF YOU DONT STOP THIS YOUR BASTARDLY WAY BETWEEN NOW TILL TWO DAY YOU WILL FIND YOUR SELF IN GRAVE I PROMISE YOU THIS BECAUSE YOU NO HUMBLE COMMITED WAY OF LIVING EVEN SOME LIKE YOU HAVE NO FOOD TO EAT ,IF YOU REALY TRUST YOURSELF SEND ME YOU PHONE SO THAT I CAN END YOUR LIFE FROM THERE. BASTARD.

LOOK MY FRIEND, DID YOU THINK I CAME HERE TO JOKE, IF I DARE PALNE O TRACK YOU DOWN THIS MID-NIGHT JUST BELIEVE ME YOUR LIFE WILL BE GONE, MIND HOW YOU TALK TO PEOPLE NOT EVERY BODY YOU SEE IS HUMAN. THUNDER FIRE YOU THERE. DONT LET ME GET ANGRY OR U ILL REGRET THIS. ONYE IBERIBE. I DONT WANTO TO CAUSE YOU. DEAD MAN. U WILL DIE SLWOLY. IDIOT

YOU MUST REMAIN HIGHLY CURSED ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE, INCLUDING YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR GENERATION TOGETHER WITH EVERY THING IN YOU AND OF YOU AND AROUND YOU. YOU MUST STILL DIE BOTH PHISICALY FINANCIALLY MENTALLY AND SPIRITUALY WITHOUT SOLUTION FOR EVER AND SO IT MUST BE- - - - DIE! DIE!! DIE!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOUR OGA,

[Name and yac number]

olokun,okhian gbeluwahia,ivbio orhiovban,vbe eze

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MAY SANGO KILL YOU AND OGUN SCATTER YOUR HEAD, ODE. COMON ENGLISH YOU NO SABI, IDIOT. BASTARD. NNA BOY. LOCAL BOY. HOW YOU GO SABI WORK WHEN YOU DON WORK FOR SEVENTY YEARS YOU NEVER SEE ONE DOLLAR. JUST BEG ME AND I GO PITY YOU SEND YOU $1200. IF YOU THINK SAY I DE PLAY, BEG ME AND GIVE ME THE ADDRESS WAY I GO USE SEND AM FROM UK HERE. POOR BOY LIKE YOU. NA UNA TYPE NO SABI ANYTHING. ALL OF YOUR FAMILY NO GET SENSE. POVERTY NA HIM GO KILL UNA.

YOU MAMA GO DIE, YOUR PAPA DON DIE, ALL YOUR RELATIVES GO DIE, NOBODY TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, YOU GO CON RON MAD, CON DE CHOP SHIT, THEN FINALY YOU SELF GO FALL INSIDE RIVER DIE, JUST DE WATCH OUT, BEFORE THE END OF THE MONTH, DEATH GO VISIT YOU. YOU NO KNOW WHO YOU DE DEAL WITH, OZU OZU OZU OZU, VERY SOON NA OZU YOU GO BE. STUPID MONKEY, ODE , FOWL YANSH, YOU HAVE FEW DAYS TO DIE. ABEG BEFORE YOUR DEATH, TELL YOU CLOSEST FRIEND SAY MAKE IM SEND ME MAIL AFTER YOU DON DIE SO THAT I GO CON SPONSOR YOU FUNERAL CERIMONY. BECAUSE I GO GLADLY DO AM FOR YOU. BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO GO TO HELL TO REST.

I KNOW SAY YOU DE FRUSTRATED. THAT IS WHY NOTHING DE WORK OUT FINE FOR YOU. POOR FOOL, INSTEAD MAKE YOU DON LEARN JOB, YOU DE LEARN HOW TO BE MUMU. U FOR COMPOSE MUMU FORMAT AND FIND MAGA WAY GO FALL. HAHAHAHAHAHAH MUUUMUUU. NO SENSE. ALL THE THINGS YOU DE DO NA FUCKING BOOL SHIT. YOU BE MUMU EWU BASTERD MORDER FORKER . HAHAHAHAHA NNA BOY. NO SENSE. COMMON ENGLISH YOU NO SABI AND YOU WAN DO GUY. FUCK UP. FUCK YOU.

ABEG STOP GUY WORK MAKE YOU GO DE CARRY SHEET. NA THAT ONE FIT YOU. YOUR PENNIS IS TOO SMALL.WHY? I WU ONYE ARA AS I HEARD.

YOU NO EVEN GET COMMON SENSE. YOU DE OPERATE LIKE A MUMU BITCH AND YO DE HAPPY. WERE AS WE DE LONDON HERE DE ENJOY LIVE AT ITS BEST AND YOU BLOODY POOR MUMU WAN COMPARE YOURSELF WITH US. I GO BUY YOU, BUY YOUR FAMILY, BUY EVERYTHING ALL YOUR PAPA, MAMA, AND RELATIVES GET, THEN AFTER THAT, I GO MAKE SURE SAY I FUCK ALL THE WOMEN WAY DE YOUR SIDE CON USE THEIR TOTO FOR SALE HERE IN LONDON.

OLOKUN,OKHIAN GBELUWAHIA,KU WE KE FAMILY VWE

ASEN EH GIE NUE!

YOUR OGA,

[Name and yac number]

olokun,okhian gbeluwahia,ivbio orhiovban,vbe eze

And of course:

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AJI AMU,
I LEARNT OF RECENT THAT THE NEW MOON CAME OUT FEW DAYS AGO. AND THE RAINY SEASON HAS ACTUALLY HIGHTENED ITS TEMPO. I HOPE YOUR DICK SUCKING MOTHER DID NOT FORGET TO FORCE YOU SWALLOW YOUR CONCOCTION, ELSE BEFORE THREE MARKET DAY, I GA EKOPU COMPLETELY. THE WAY YOU ARE RAVING AND RANTING IS CLEARLY INDICATIVE OF THE IRREPARABLE SNAPPING OF THAT LITTLE TRADE THAT HELD YOU BOUND TO THE GENRE OF CONCIOUS AND COGITATIBE BEINGS.

COVER YOUR DISTORTED FACE AND FLEE, BEGONE FROM THE LAND OF THE LIVING FOR YOUR MOTHER STILL REGRETS NOT ABORTING YOU WHEN SHE DISCOVERED THAT YOU WERE THE DETESTABLE MONSTRUOUS GROTH FROM AN INCESTUOUS AND VILE ORGY OF FETID BESTIALITY.

I TAKE PITY TO YOUR TINY CEREBRAL CAPACITY. I READ THE NOT SO SURPRISING VERDICT FROM THE DOCTOR THAT CONDUCTED THE I.Q TEST ON YOU. IT SURPRISES EVEN YOUR MOTHER THAT THESE DAYS, YOU WALK AROUND EVERY DAY, EVEN THOUGH WITH MUCH EFFORT, WITHOUT PLUNGING YOUR VAPID MOUTH INTO COW DUNG FOR AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES PER HOUR. I HEAR T.B. JOSHUA MAY HELP CASES LIKE YOURS. WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR MAMA TO TAKE YOU THERE. IF YOU END UP METAMORPHOSING INTO THE "LEGION" IN THE BIBLE, TOO BAD. BUT I BELIEVE HE CAN CAST OUT SOME OF THE PETIT DEMONS IN YOUR HEAD, AND POSSIBLY REPLAE THEM WITH MISCHIEVIOUS ELFS.

PLEASE IF I AM OVER LABOURING YOUR BRAIN ,YOU CAN TELL ME. I KNOW HOW INEPT AND DENSE PEOPLE OF YOUR ILK CAN BE. GO LOOK YOUR HIDEOUS FACE IN THE MIRROW, ANY MIRROW, AND TELL ME IF WHAT YOU SEE IS NOT A FRIGHTFUL CARRICATURE OF A SURREALIST'S IMPRESSION OF THE BIZARRE.

EVOLVE, MY YOUNG OAF, AND DISCARD THE FILTHY CLOAK OF STUPIDITY. THE BELL IS TOLLING FOR YOU, AND SOON, YOUR FUNERAL DIRGE SHALL BE READ FROM THE SNOUT OF A PIG.

GO FUCK YOUR MAMA, BUM.

YOUR BEST FRIEND WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE AT YOUR OWN EYES, YOUR MOTHER DID IT, IS NOT A BIG DEAL, YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER MAN CHILD FOR YOU. TROUBLES AND CALAMITY WILL FOLLOW YOU WHERE EVER YOU GO, YOU WILL NOT GET FAVOUR FROM ANY MAN NOR WOMAN. ISANGO, ORORMILA, JUJU, OGUN, OSOSOMAYE, AZEN, OSO, AND MANY MORE DIABOLIC POWERS WILL KILL YOU AFTER YOU FINISH READING THIS LETTER, AND DONT'T THINK ANY BODY CAN HELP YOU, BECAUSE THERE IS NO REPENTACE FOR YOU. UNTILL YOU DIE.

OLOKUN,OKHIAN GBELUWAHIA,KU WE KE FAMILY VWE

ASEN EH GIE NUE!

YOUR OGA,

[Name and yac number]

olokun,okhian gbeluwahia,ivbio orhiovban,vbe eze

Sometimes I attach photos, mostly of naked lads, but this picture of Olokun seems to really bother quite a few of them (although the version that I send is much larger than this):