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Mark Time
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Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:35 am |
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Here we are with yet another YIM bait by Ken Shabby. I have a feeling this one will be short and sweet somehow, but we'll see how long I can drag this out for. This mugu certainly isn't the brightest crayon in the box! E-mails from the lads will be in red while my replies will be in blue.
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goods_company33: hello
kn_shabby: Hi there...how are you?
goods_company33: are u kool and fine
goods_company33: are u a seller
goods_company33: i am a buyer
kn_shabby: I do sell, yes...What are you lookign to buy?
goods_company33: i will like to no the name of the item you seler
BUZZ!!!
goods_company33: ?
kn_shabby: I'm in the electronics business...cell phones and laptops
kn_shabby: and I also sell marital aids
goods_company33: ur country
goods_company33: ?
kn_shabby: US
kn_shabby: What about you?
goods_company33: i have a store in spain and uk and Africa
kn_shabby: Wow...lots of locations there!
kn_shabby: so what are you looking to buy?
goods_company33: i will like to buy a laptop
goods_company33: p4
kn_shabby: ok..well I stock mainly Tired old crap
kn_shabby: various specifications, but mainly P4s
kn_shabby: and also the new ANUS II I-book
kn_shabby: latest product...very popular here
goods_company33: ok
goods_company33: i will like to buy 2 laptop
goods_company33: so can we have the amount for the 2 laptop
kn_shabby: ok, just hold on a sec...dealing with a customer
goods_company33: ?
kn_shabby: I have a rule with new customers...I've had problems in the past with people ordering and not paying so I'd feel more comfortable if you were to become a member of a club I own. Doesn't cost anything to join
kn_shabby: the application form is http://fs16.formsite.com/trench_coat_club/form324446604/index.html
kn_shabby: Once you sign up, then I'll be able to talk prices and shipping. I also offer a discount for members of my club. It's a very classy establishment
BUZZ!!!
goods_company33: i am sorry in the application form i can fill if
goods_company33: ok
kn_shabby: Just do your best with it. Once it's done, I'll talk business, but it's a matter of trust here. I only trust members
goods_company33: i can
goods_company33: ok
goods_company33: we are a company
kn_shabby: Cool
kn_shabby: so how would you be paying for the laptops?
goods_company33: and we do not have time for 'that ok
goods_company33: we will be making payment through western union auction payment
kn_shabby: I've heard of that, but I'm not sure how it works.
goods_company33: is good
goods_company33: and it is the fast way to cash money
goods_company33: ?
kn_shabby: ok
kn_shabby: so how do I go about getting my payment?
kn_shabby: But first, I'll explain what I have here
goods_company33: which is western union auction payment.but it is due to it's highly urgently needed and urgently in our store, we will be sending you the shipping label with the invoice receipt . once the payment is approved and comfirm to you by bidpay auction payment .so you can send us your full contact name and address with the last price of the item so that we can make the payment . hope to hear from you soon
kn_shabby: ANUS A4BOO! Notebook, MP4-538(3.2G), 256MB, 60Gb, 15.4WXGA display, DVD+DL optical, 80.211b WinXP PRO
kn_shabby: $2250
goods_company33: i will like to buy 2 of the laptop
kn_shabby: I can do that
kn_shabby: I need details of the purchaser's name
goods_company33: so can i have the amount for the 2 laptop
goods_company33: ?
kn_shabby: Amount for 2 laptops will be $4,500 plus shipping
goods_company33: w
kn_shabby: w?
goods_company33: We the company will handle the ship
goods_company33: ok
goods_company33: so can i have your full name
kn_shabby: my full name is Ken Shabby.
goods_company33: address, city, state, zipcode,phone number
kn_shabby: What's your company's name?
goods_company33: country
kn_shabby: address is 4191 Collegiate Drive
goods_company33: so that i can call me store manager to go and make the payment now
kn_shabby: Luritja Way
kn_shabby: USA 40419
kn_shabby: phone no is+1-360-283-5236
kn_shabby: I need more details from you though. Who's your store manager? What's your name?
kn_shabby: You know all about me now. It's only fair that I know who I'm dealing with
goods_company33: i am the store MD
goods_company33: my name is DIANA LEVI
kn_shabby: what's the store's name though?
kn_shabby: now we're talking. I need these details for when I ship hte goods
goods_company33: THE NAME OF THE STORE IS : DIANALEVI PLC (of all the names to use this has to be the crappiest effort ever!
kn_shabby: Ok. And the address?
goods_company33: the store will handle the ship by fedex
goods_company33: ok
kn_shabby: no problem
goods_company33: i will call my store manager now to go and make the payment now
kn_shabby: ok
goods_company33: can i have you email box
goods_company33: ?
kn_shabby: my email address is <a state secret>
goods_company33: ok
goods_company33: once the payment is been approved i will like to ,send fedex to your house to come and pick up the 2 laptop
BUZZ!!!
kn_shabby: ok well I have a policy of testing everything to make sure that customers don't end up with defective goods
kn_shabby: so rather than send the fedex van over right away, I'll contact you or your store manager and advise if everything's working satisfactorily (Note: first time I mention this)
goods_company33: ok
kn_shabby: After all, you don't want to pay all that money for equipment that doesn't work!
goods_company33: opk
kn_shabby: So I suggest that either you or your store manager send an email to me so I know who to contact when everything's good to go
kn_shabby: ok..that's better
goods_company33 : this is my e-mail box :
goods_company33 : [email protected]
kn_shabby: got that
goods_company33 : ok
kn_shabby: Is there anything else you wish to purchase from me?
goods_company33 : so wait for my manager to go and make the payment
kn_shabby: and your manager will let me know when that has happened?
goods_company33 : yes
goods_company33 : now
kn_shabby: he'll contact me?
goods_company33 : yes u now
kn_shabby: and how do I go about collecting the payment?
kn_shabby: I'm still unsure about the modalities here. Help me out!
goods_company33 : u will see an approved letter from your name box thlat the money have been approved
kn_shabby: ok, and then what happens?
goods_company33 : wait for me
kn_shabby: you'll tell me then?
goods_company33 : i will like to call my store manager now to make the payment fast
kn_shabby: what's the store manager's phone no?
goods_company33 : 234-8028485664
goods_company33 : a min
kn_shabby: ok
goods_company33 : can i have the name of the 2 laptop
kn_shabby: I've already provided this to you!
goods_company33 : can u send it again
kn_shabby: I will, but do you know what the term "quid pro quo" means?
goods_company33 : and the amount of the 2 laptop
goods_company33 : ?
kn_shabby: It means I do something for you, and you do something for me
goods_company33 : ok
kn_shabby: now...the laptops are: ANUS A4BOO! Notebook, MP4-538(3.2G), 256MB, 60Gb, 15.4WXGA display, DVD+DL optical, 80.211b WinXP PRO (Second time I had to tell this fucktard what it is he's buying! )
kn_shabby: and the price is $4,500 plus shipping for 2 of them
goods_company33 : ok
goods_company33 : i will like ou to wait formy manager to make the payment now
goods_company33 : ?
kn_shabby: Now, to prove your sincerity, my wife would like to see a picture of you and your manager holding signs that read "Tired old crap - ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!"
kn_shabby: Just on the phone to my supplier (actually my brother to see if he still had his broken tv still lying around )
goods_company33 : ok
goods_company33 : do u need my manager pic
BUZZ!!!
kn_shabby: Yes...I told you I'm on the phone
kn_shabby: Send the pic, ok?
goods_company33 : ok
goods_company33 : i will send it
goods_company33 : a min
kn_shabby: ok
kn_shabby: I've placed the order with my supplier, and the laptops should arrive Monday
goods_company33 : OK
goods_company33 : THAT KOOL
goods_company33 : ?
kn_shabby: yep
goods_company33 : SO WE WILL LIKE YOU TO BE OUR BUSINESS PARTNER
goods_company33 : ?
kn_shabby: sounds good to me!
goods_company33 : KOOL
goods_company33 : CAN I HAVE THE STATE OF YOUR ADDRESS
goods_company33 : PL
kn_shabby: State is Utah
kn_shabby: I need to get going now...Just about ready to close for the day
goods_company33 : hello
goods_company33 : are u there
kn_shabby: hi there
kn_shabby: Yes
kn_shabby: Just locking the store
goods_company33 : my store manager call me now the the payment have been make ok
kn_shabby: I'm just looking at the email now
goods_company33 : ok
kn_shabby: ok..time to get going
goods_company33 : can u see it
BUZZ!!!
goods_company33 : are u there
kn_shabby: Yes, I can, and don't keep buzzing..It's annoying!
goods_company33 : ok
goods_company33 : hello seller, I just want to notify you that Western Union Auction Payments has notify me that my payment has been authorise,confirmed and approved.They also request a tracking number proving that the item has been sent out to me before they will bring your money to your destination...so i will want you to get back to me now with the exact time that you will be available so that i can send my fedex shipping company for the pick up of the item and also for the fast and speedy delivery of your money to your destination..i will apprecite
goods_company33 : it if you can reply asap.. cos i will send you some shipping label and commercial invoive that i will send to you via email and you will print it out and paste on the package for shippment......Note that i have already pay fot the shipping all you have to do is just for you to be around for the pick up of the item... Thanks for your cooperation. Best regard. DIANA LEVI --
kn_shabby: ok...Now it's time for me to get going for the day. I'll contact you shortly
goods_company33 : fedex will be come to your to your house to pick up the itm
goods_company33 : ok
kn_shabby: You haven't told them to go and pick it up now, have you?
kn_shabby: Well?
goods_company33 : yes, i have call my manager to go and call the fedex agent
kn_shabby: Dammit, I told you earlier that the goods won't be in my store until Monday!
kn_shabby: What part of that did you not undestand?
goods_company33 : ok
kn_shabby: So now I'll have to turn the FedEx van away because I DON'T HAVE THE GOODS TO SHIP YET!
goods_company33 : ok
kn_shabby: I'm worried about your store manager. Does he not understand simple instructions?
goods_company33 : thok
kn_shabby: I am also yet to receive the picture of him holding the sign as agreed
goods_company33 : ok
kn_shabby: So make sure he does as is instructed
goods_company33 : they will be come on monday for the
goods_company33 : pick up
goods_company33 : ok
kn_shabby: That's assuming the goods are working. Remember, I thoroughly test all my stock before sending it to buyers
goods_company33 : ok
kn_shabby: I have a reputation for quality. I don't want it ruined because someone overseas wants it NOW NOW NOW like some spoiled brat
goods_company33 : fedex agent will be come to your house on monday
goods_company33 : ok
kn_shabby: So I'll contact your store manager when it's ready. Don't send FedEx around until I tell you to do so!
goods_company33 : why
kn_shabby: Are you kidding?
kn_shabby: This is a joke, right!
goods_company33 : am not
kn_shabby: As I have already told you twice before - I don't have the goods on hand, and while they'll most likely arrive on Monday, I still need to test them
kn_shabby: Now I'd be highly irresponsible if I sent something that wasn't tested to a buyer
goods_company33 : ok
kn_shabby: I really can't understand why you don't seem to follow this
kn_shabby: So just do as I say here. I will contact your store manager. Then and only then will he contact FedEx.
kn_shabby: Got that?
goods_company33 : i will send fedex to your houseon tuseday
kn_shabby: I don't believe this. Have you not read a single thing of what I just typed?
goods_company33 : ok
goods_company33 : i can see
kn_shabby: You'll do no such thing! I will contact FedEx when I AM READY AND CONFIDENT THAT THE GOODS ARE OF MERCHANTABLE QUALITY
kn_shabby: I have a legal requirement to ensure that they are. This may not be how it works in Africa, but here we have laws that protect buyers
goods_company33 : ok
kn_shabby: So don't do a damn thing until I tell you or your store manager to do so
kn_shabby: This is not negotiable here
kn_shabby: This is why I had asked right from the start that you complete the application form for my club, but no, you knew better!
kn_shabby: Now I'm heading home for the night
goods_company33 : the money will not be send to you until the goods is been ship out
goods_company33 : ?
kn_shabby: ok that's fine
kn_shabby: I'll contact you shortly
kn_shabby: bye for now!
goods_company33 : u can send use a mail
kn_shabby: I will when I get home
goods_company33 : ok
goods_company33 : can u tell me the time noe
goods_company33 : ?
kn_shabby: Just a min
BUZZ!!!
goods_company33 : bye for now
kn_shabby: ok..bye!
kn_shabby: It's just after 9pm here
kn_shabby: I should be home in an hour or so |
The lad wants me to get in touch with him when I supposedly get home. Like that's really going to happen now!
True to form, I receive the following from the lad. Somehow, Diane Levi has undergone a gender reassignment
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Date: Fri, 24 Jun 2005 22:48:03 -0500
From: "banktrust_approved @usa.com" <[email protected]>
To: Kenny
Subject: WESTERN UNION MONEY ORDER **CONFIRMATION LETTER**(ORDER APPROVED)
Use Western Union Online Services
Dear Ken Shabby,
Western Union ® Congratulates you and at the time informing you that the ® Money OrderSM USD$4,500.00USD sent to you from "DIANA LEVI" has Legal Approval .
Auction Item : LAPTOP
Auction Site : BUSINESS
Auction Collection Pin: ***11005919783**
RECEIVER'S INFORMATION
Name : Ken Shabby
Address : 4191 Collegiate Drive
City : Luritja Way
State : Utah
Zipcode : 40419
Country : USA.
If there is a mistake in your address, please Contact the Buyer To correct the above error. This order has been Confirmed / Approved and will be send as a Money Order to your address in 3-5 days.You CAN NOW send the items to the buyer. Moreover the above ®Pin Number will be ask before delivering the ®Money OrderSM . To verify payment being approved, Please click on this link https://www.bidpay.com/MOTrace.asp?MoNum=11005919783.
NOTE THAT THE MONEY ORDER WILL NOT GET TO YOUR RESIDENT UNTIL THE
SHIPMENT TRACKING NUMBER IS SENT TO THE US FOR THE SHIPPMENT VERIFICATION And
also indicate that the funds is ready to be picked up by the Bank
shipping company for delivery .
Thank you for using Western Union Money Order. We look forward serving your online auction payment needs in the future.
Sincerely,
Western Union Money Order.
Bill Payment
Use Western Union Online Services
FBI SCAM FREE |
Don't ask me what the "FBI SCAM FREE" stuff means. I'll ask about that, of course!
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Date: Fri, 24 Jun 2005 21:17:04 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Johnson Kenedy" <[email protected]>
Subject: We will like to notify you that the payment have been made and approved...........
To: Kenny again!
hello seller,
I just want to notify you that Western Union Auction Payments
has notify me that my payment has been authorise,confirmed and
approved.They also request a tracking number proving that the item
has been sent out to me before they will bring your money to your
destination...so i will want you to get back to me now with the exact
time that you will be available so that i can send my fedex shipping
company for the pick up of the item and also for the fast and speedy
delivery of your money to your destination..i will apprecite it if
you can reply asap.. cos i will send you some shipping label and
commercial invoive that i will send to you via email and you will
print it out and paste on the package for shippment......Note that i
have already pay fot the shipping all you have to do is just for you
to be around for the pick up of the item...
Thanks for your cooperation.
Best regard.
DIANA LEVI |
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Date: Fri, 24 Jun 2005 21:18:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Johnson Kenedy" <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENTLY MAIL...........
To: [email protected]
hello..
i will like to let you know that the payment will be mailed to your mail address by western union auction payment which is in form of a Money Order check that is cashiable in any western union office..so you will be notified immediately when the check is mailed out..so i will want you to contact western union auction payment perssonally so that the payment can be mailed out because they do delay payment due to high fruad simply because some sellers do not release items immediately when they do recieve their payment..so that is why i mailed western union to pend the payment so that imemiately the shippment tracking number is verified, the payment will also be sent to your address immediately..
so this is the address that you will be having the item shipped to,..
MR SOWEMIMO ADEYINKA
1, JAME OLADUBU CRESCENT OFF ASHIPA, ORILE AGEGE, LAGOS, NIGERIA 23401
so immediately you have it shipped, i will want you to email me the shippment tracking number so that i can mail western union auction payment about the payment to have your money order cheque mailed out immediately...
i will want you to try asd much as possible to have the item shipped fast tomorrow morning and email me the tracking number so that your payment will also be sent to your address immediately..
mail me back as soon as possible if you have any questions or suggestions..
THanks for doing business with you..
DIANA LEVI |
Diana/Johnson can almost taste those Tired old crap. Of course such stupidity won't go unnoticed! |
_________________ x5
Paul Ademola: "we have put in many years of meritorious service to our country and therefore
would not want our reputation dented or our family names dragged in mud" Too late, sport!
Michael Osei (after seeing my passport): "WE ARE A SERIOUS ENTITY SO FOR US TO RECEIVE
SUCH A PICTURE AT THIS CRUCIAL TIME OF OUR TRANSACTION
WAS VERY SHOCKING AND MIND BOGGLING." I thought it looked cute!
Richad Smith (before voodoo curse): "Listing and listing good i will not set here and watch you insulting my person okay, and i repeat never again you ever use such words on me never in your life." |
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Mark Time
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Joined: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 438
Location: Location, Location! [GMT +10]
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Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:46 pm |
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Bumpy here for good measure. I've just about finished putting together the Tired old crap so I may as well inform the lad that his crap's ready to be sent.
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Date: Tue, 28 Jun 2005 04:15:45 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ken Shabby"
Subject: Re: URGENTLY MAIL...........
To: "Johnson Kenedy" <[email protected]>
Diana,
I have good news! The Tired old crap have arrived as
requested. I'm looking at them now, and I will conduct
my thorough tests on them before I'm satisfied they're
ready to be shipped. Let me know what the modalities
for shipping are. I believe you mentioned earlier that
you had some pre-paid FedEx labels for me. Now would
be a good time to send those to me.
I await your reply, |
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_________________ x5
Paul Ademola: "we have put in many years of meritorious service to our country and therefore
would not want our reputation dented or our family names dragged in mud" Too late, sport!
Michael Osei (after seeing my passport): "WE ARE A SERIOUS ENTITY SO FOR US TO RECEIVE
SUCH A PICTURE AT THIS CRUCIAL TIME OF OUR TRANSACTION
WAS VERY SHOCKING AND MIND BOGGLING." I thought it looked cute!
Richad Smith (before voodoo curse): "Listing and listing good i will not set here and watch you insulting my person okay, and i repeat never again you ever use such words on me never in your life." |
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