Poverty Sucks: NAMBLA Prison Blues (7/5)

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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:31 pm

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I swear to God if Joe was any stupider, I could be baiting him as Star-Muffin, Queen of the Unicorns. I was getting tired of Joe, and even entertained thoughts of ending our special relationship, but the Mathias-factor is just too damn much fun!!!

I know I gave up baiting him because It was like shooting fish in a barrel Shocked

He is by far the thickest and most clingy mugu I have ever met.

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:53 pm

Hello everybody!
I just come back from my visit at the ladies and I am very exhausted. Also all my (joe�s) money is gone so pls. joe: I need some more!!!! Twisted Evil

mathias

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:41 pm

Great. Joe is eating bugs and grass*, and Mathias is up to his armpits in coke whores. How unfeeling can you get?

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PLEASE SEE WHAT U CAN DO TO HELP FOR LIFE IS SO HARD
THANK JOE

Tonight or tomorrow, I'm going to go for the ultimate Joe trophy. Very Happy

You'll just have to keep reading to see what it is... since Joe has styrofoam packing peanuts instead of brains, I think I'll be able to pull it off. Twisted Evil

*As part of a complete weight loss regimen of diet and exercise: Joe presents the new North Korea Diet! It doesn't require you to count carbs; just the growling from your bloated, empty stomach!

Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 3:38 pm

The investigation into the international fraud star, Mathias, is about to go into full swing! For some damn reason, I have had a horrible time getting imageshack to accept the jpg's I made of the pdf file "Form 1023-bf". So... until I can make it work, I have just copied and pasted the form for everyone to enjoy. But believe me, I've made it look just as official and humorless as any government form can possibly be! Its breathtaking! Laughing

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Dear Concerned Parties:

Enclosed is form 1203-bf. Completion of this form is
necessary to continue our investigation into the fraud
star, Mathias. The required information will be very
hepful for his capture and subsequent interrogation.

Print out the form, fill it out completely, and then
scan it back in as an email attatchment.

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.

Sincerely,
Special Agent Gary Busey
Chairman of Wire Fraud Investigation
Division of Criminal Investigation
United States Department of the Treasury
http://www.ustreas.gov/
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, D.C. 20220
Fax: (202) 622-6415
FORM 1023-bf

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UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY
WIRE FRAUD INVESTIGATION DIVISION

This form must be filled out entirely pursuant to �123.84 and �87.4 of U.S. Penal Code,
2004 revision. All information is entirely confidential and will not be shared with third
parties unless subject accompanies this form with Form 251-37 in triplicate.
Intentional misrepresentation or fabrication of answers constitutes perjury and is
punishable by up to 5 years in prison and/or up to a $40,000 fine.
1. Full Name:
2. Citizenship:
3. Date of Birth (Month/Day/Year):
4. Sex: Male Female Other
5. Race:
6. Social Security Number (if United States Citizen):
7. Address:
8. City:
9. State:
10. Country:
11. Postal Code:
12. Home Phone Number:
13. Mobile Phone Number:
14. Fax Number:
15. Were you the sender or intended recipient of this transaction?
16. What was the amount of money to have been transferred? (In US Dollars)
17. When was the money sent?
18. When did the intended recipient attempt to pick up the money?
19. What Money Transfer Service was used?
20. What was the Money Transfer Control Number (MTCN)?
21. What was the Test Question?
22. What was the Test Answer?
23. How many people (including yourself) know of this transaction?
24. What are their names?
25. What was this money to have been used for?
ANSWER QUESTION 26 ONLY IF IN NIGERIA, IVORY COAST, SOUTH
AFRICA OR CHAD:
26. Was this money transfer part of an �advance fee fraud� or �419� scam?
27. What email account was used to initiate this money transfer?
28. Did you use a private or public computer (internet caf�, T-Mobile HotSpot, etc.)?
29. Was your computer running a Windows, Macintosh, Linux or Commodore 64
operating system?
30. What is the password for your email account?
31. How long have you been using the internet?
32. Have you used email before to initiate monetary transfers?
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
If yes, please explain:
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party, Al-Qaeda, Klu
Klux Klan, American Civil Liberties Union, Screen Actors Guild, Freemasons, or
Menudo?
What is your religious affiliation?
If not Methodist or Pentecostal, why?
Are you currently on any prescription medications?
If so, which ones?
Have you ever had to kill anyone?
Why?
Did they have it coming?
Why?
What weapon did you use?
If you saw $100 laying in the street, would you keep it or try to find the legitimate
owner?
Please list your employers, starting with the most current and working back
chronologically:
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
Do you have a history of seizures?
Are you bothered by loud music?
Have you ever spent time in prison?
Are you bothered by strong scents such as cologne, perfume or skunks?
Have you ever had contact with viral hemorrhagic fevers such as Marburg, Ebola or
Lassa virus?
Do you have a driver�s license?
If you could be any animal, what would it be?
Please estimate your current net worth (in US Dollars):
I swear, under penalty of perjury, that the foregoing statements are complete and accurate
to the best of my knowledge
X________________________________ _________________
Sign Here Date
Your complete and truthful answers are necessary for the success of our investigation.
The United States Department of the Treasury appreciates your cooperation.

Spec. Agent Busey gets this in return:

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hellow sir please if u caught that wicked man please mail me , for i will bee praying that he will bee caught , for he promise to use my pic all over the world expecially usa, please help out so that man will be caught
thank joe

Naturally, no form is attached. Agent Busey is a no-nonsense type who doesn't have much time for those who don't fill out their 1023-bf forms.

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Joe:

Get your 1203-bf filled out immediately and sent back
to me. Our investigation depends on your accurate and
complete answers.

Sincerely,
Special Agent Gary Busey
Chairman of Wire Fraud Investigation
Division of Criminal Investigation
United States Department of the Treasury
http://www.ustreas.gov/
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, D.C. 20220
Fax: (202) 622-6415

Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 3:58 pm

Of course, the appearance of Gary Busey into Joe's saga doesn't mean that we have to say goodbye to our old characters! No sir, I'm not going to pull a Blake's 7 on you and eject the main characters half-way through! Hell, I won't even do a Bewitched and swap dicks* mid-stream!

*(Dick York for Dick Sargent... what did you think I meant? Laughing

)

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From: "Matt Foley"
Subject: NAMBLA is in action!
To: "jude joe"

Hey Jude!

Blessings of the season to you, Joe! Are you enjoying the summer months, and your family is well I hope? I filled out that form and sent it back to agent Busey, but I haven't heard anything back from him yet. Hopefully the fraud star Mathias will be behind bars tossing salad very soon!

I have good news, Joe. Bob Denver, our insurance agent, said that we will be completely covered for Mathias's theft and that we should have the funds available for you by the end of this week! Isn't that fantastic?

Plus, as a fundraiser for your benefit, we are putting together a musical! The ticket sales will go directly to you and other young boys like you who need to be touched in their special place! We don't really have a working title for it yet, but its going to be basically "Pirates of Penzance"... NAMBLA style!!! I get to play the ship's first mate, Allen Ginsberg; I've been practicing my lines all weekend, Joe! I get to say things like, "All hands up the poop deck!", "Stiffen the missen mast!", and "Man the Buoy-hole!" Imagine, Joe! A whole musical about swarthy seamen! The extras in the cast will come from our local performance art group. It will be a little diffrent for them, since the musical in no way involves ostrich excrement or blasphemy, but I think they'll adjust fine when they get off work at Starbuck's.

Just hang in there, Joe! Help is on the way from your friends at NAMBLA!

Love,

Matt Foley

Hey, Mathias... keep hammering Joe. I think he's really getting upset! Maybe a few good Igbo insults would push him over the edge???

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:16 pm

Joe pleads thusly:

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hellow sir matt am glad to hear that may GOD bless u for ur effort , i hope u people will still help me , for all my prayerevery day that man mathias will bee caught , so that thing will work out for me again , for life is geting so hard every day
thank joe and remain bless under protection of GOD

Don't give up hope, everybody. The NAMBLA musical to benefit Jude Joe is starting to come together!

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Joe!

How are you doing this wonderful day? Fine, I hope! Joe, you should know that the musical has a title now. Its called "The Butt Pirates of Zen's Pants!" My good friend, Andrew Dice Clay, will play the brave Captain Zen, butt-pirate of the high seas. The rest of us will play his semen!

The performance art people have me a little worried I must confess. That bull dyke Leslie wants us to dress all in black and spray menstrual blood on the audience to "jar them out of their patriarchal conformist way of thinking." Whatever. I think she's pissed because her parents told her that she should move out of the house and get a job. She is 28 after all. And if she doesn't quit chain smoking those goddamned Camels, I think I'm going to strangle her. I ought to switch out her Bauhaus CD's with Frankie Goes To Hollywood. That would teach her!

I did get a terse email from Agent Busey, telling me to turn my form in. Its just been hard to find the time between choreographing, rehearsing my lines and sodomizing the best boy. I'll try to get it done today. Anyway, I really hope that fraud star Mathias hasn't been bothering you for more naked pictures or anything. NAMBLA is here to help satiate our desires to touch young men, Jude. We don't want Mathias involved, if you catch my meaning.

Much love to you, Jude!
Matt Foley and the whole NAMBLA gang

The smiley face next to Joe's email is yellow, which indicates that the little twat is currently on-line. I'll post his reply ASAP.

Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! · Master of Master Baiters Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 751

Stellar work, Larry ... good wholesome fun for the whole family! Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:03 pm

Now I will rattle joe`s cage again with some nice insults hehehe Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:05 pm

Its been All Quiet on the Nigerian Front lately with Joe. I was starting to think that he was going to just disappear, which would break my heart into a million pieces.

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hellow matt have forgetten me, please see how u can help me again
thank joe for am diying

Joe's work ethic is impressive. He probably spent at least 45 minutes polishing that one up before sending it to me. Laughing

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Hey Jude!

Oh my God! I can't believe that you think that we here at NAMBLA would just let you die! That won't happen on my watch, Joe. I know life can be hard and stiff sometimes, but we are just as hard too and getting harder everytime we look at your pictures.

I talked to our insurance agent, Bob Denver this morning, Joe. After the required taxes, service charges and parking fines, we have only been able to recover $12.94 of the money that we had originally sent you. I know that is like a year's salary for you, but we want to do more for you, Joe. We want to be the hand that saves you from poverty and touch you over and over again. This is why we are putting on the whole "The Butt Pirates of Zen's Pants" musical, Joe! I met with the NAMBLA board of directors, and we want all the profits to go to you! Isn't that exciting?

Anyway, we have started getting the word out about NAMBLA's most singingest, dancingest production ever, all for Jude Joe! We have decided that we need your help to get this show off the ground, Joe. What we need is a picture of you dressed up as a pirate! Go get the pirate hat, a red vest and an eye patch. A parrot on your shoulder wouldn't hurt either. Please hold a sign that says:

SHIVER METIMBERS!
SURRENDER YOUR BOOTY
TO NAMBLA, MATEY!
ARRRGGGGHHH!

You see Joe, with a picture like that, we can show that the musical will benefit you with the profits, and then everybody will want a piece of your hair pie! Its all about marketing, Joe, so for God's sake, can you at least try to smile for this picture? And a bath wouldn't hurt matters either.

Much NAMBLA-style lovin',
Matt Foley

P.S.: I haven't heard from Agent Busey in weeks. Have you? Is Mathias caught yet?

He never filled out Agent Busey's form, the little punk. As penance, he will have to dress up like a pirate. I shall accept nothing less. Stay tuned! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:19 pm

Is Jude Joe growing tired of my sadistic demands? I'm beginning to feel that way.

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Jude!

We haven't heard from you in a week, and the musical
premieres this upcoming Friday! Are you working on the
picture we asked for? I hope so, because word about
the play is slow to get out, despite all the publicity
we are giving it.

Please don't give up hope, Joe. After the fraud star
took your funds, this is our best hope at getting you
the money you need!

Sincerely,
Matt Foley

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please life meaning less u please please try and help me out thank joe

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Jude Joe!

Is this all you can write? Where is the picture we've asked for? Joe, its almost as if you don't want the money from the tickets to the NAMBLA musical. Can this be true? Joe, have you given up on us???

Matt Foley

If Joe doesn't get his pert little ass in gear, it may be time to exercise the "nuclear option". Actually it should be more accurately called the "photoshop Joe into gay porn option", but 'nuclear' sounds scarier.

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:48 pm

I have just sent a letter to our friend JOE and let him know that I have some beautiful pictures of his NAKED body in different homosexual poses and that I want to put it on the internet! Will Joe reply me???

mathias

Guest

I have just spent the last 2hours reading this thread. I nearly fell off my chair laughing on several occasions! Keep up the good work guys!

Tell him you've just found out that the United States Department of the Treasury has a Criminal Compensation Bureau and anyone subjected to criminal activities, including those occuring on wired transfers from the US, qualifies for immediate reimbursement of lost funds. However to qualify he must fill in the form!! I want to see a completed form damit!! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:01 am

I'm sorry, but our country's CCB has changed its modalities. As you know, commensurate with the rise of terrorism, child molestation has also been increasing. As of the Michael Jackson acquittal of 6/13/2005, all funding requests to the CCB by underaged males must be submitted in the form of a song and dance number, to include the removal of at least three (3) articles of clothing, one of which must be a shirt bearing the "NAMBLA TOUCHED ME IN MY SPECIAL PLACE" slogan...

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:54 am

I am currently baiting Joe as well. He is on his way back to the moneygram office now, for the fourth time. Moneygram just do not seem
to work for him. We have to use moneygram as he could not fill out the western union forms correctly.

This bait has been going on for two months now so I will start posting only the recent bits. First bits are rather boring. He is just begging for money.

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C VB wrote:
Jude,

I have sent the money by moneygram. The number is
19700067.

Joe replies

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On 6/6/05, jude joe wrote:
hellow sir i have went to there ofice , they i should
get the neccessary information as fellows, the sender name , text
question and answer,the amount, transfer number, the beneficiary name, sir u
only send me the number, please are want they i should bring
thank joe please reply me ,GOD bless u very much, may he reward u

Me to him

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Joe,

I hope you have not died yet.
Here is the information.

Sender Name Caron Von Bronchurst
Test Question Who am I.
Test Answer Joe Jude
Transfer Number 19700067

Caron

Joe getting whinier

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On 6/6/05, jude joe wrote:
hellow sir please may GOD bless u they ask the amount, i
told them the sender did tell me ,they ask mail u back to tell me the
amount, so that i will fill the form collectly to aviod mistake, sir sorry
the disturbance,pleas is the name i send to u u se tell me ,
please reply me for as soon i clear it i will mail u back immediately
thank joe, please ,please ,please , may god bless u

Expressing my concern

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Joe,

I hope you have not died yet. Sorry about that. The amount
is �5,000. I hope that is enough.

Caron

followed by a little nudge

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Joe,

Are you dead? Have you picked up the money?

Caron

Joes back on boarad

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On 6/9/05, jude joe wrote:
hellow sir am sorry for reaching u since , please i went to
there branch office they directed me to their head office, of which i
went after fill the form they say thereis something missing they
they i should get the sender country,and if really he have send the
money as he said , then i say to them i will just do that ,
that if i confirm from the sender i will come back and collect it
please sir caron sorry disturbance am giving u since all
this while,please i belive that god will bless u , please one more i
think this the name u use as reciver uchegbulem j ifeanyi, cos the reason
of this is when i go back to them that there will bee no hindrence again ,
pleases bear with me , thank joe please reply quick please ,please please , i hope
other information is the same thank GOD BLESS U

Send him some info

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Joe,

Uchegbulem J Ifeanyi is the receiver name. The country it has
been sent from is Northern Ireland which is part of the United
Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. You should collect the
money as soon as possible.

Caron

Joe again

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On 6/9/05, jude joe wrote:
ok sir i will go tommorow an collect it for after everthing i will
mail u back and tell u everything as i go. thank joe please

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Joe,

Good. I will expect to hear from you tomorrow.

Caron

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On 6/11/05, jude joe wrote:
please sir is me am on my nee begging u to bear with by monday
everthing will be over as they said ,
thank joe please please please

Just making sure he is still about

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Joe,

Are you dead? have you collected the money yet?

Caron

Joe seems a little stressed

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On 6/13/05, jude joe wrote:
hellow sir caron . am just coming from back money gram office ,
they told that transfer number u gave is invalid , i was screeming and
shouting out them ,telling them that the sender can not tell lie to me , please verify the transfer number very and get back to me now
please an waiting for u ,please please
thank joe

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Joe,

What is the transaction number you are using?

Caron

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On 6/13/05, jude joe wrote:
hellow sir caron this is the one u send to me 19700067
thank joe please reply me

I had made a mistake. Sorry about that.

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That clears it up. I just checked. There has been a mix up. I sent you
the wrong number. I mixed up two of the numbers. The correct
transaction number is 19700076. Sorry about that.

Caron

Joe seems unhappy

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On 6/13/05, jude joe wrote:
hellow sir please am confuse ,please u have agree to help me , please
go and check the transaction number very well , please check very well
the date u pay the money, get me correct number please , for i went back
again to them , they told me i should get back to the sender and confirm
very before i come back to them , please sir am on my nee begging u please for
now am like a walking corpse , for am strander please help me ,
for i dont know were to start again , 19700076 this the number i fill they told me
invalid again i was confuse ,
please please ,please now as u have agree and sincer
to helpme and my family , please verifer very well and get back to me
, please can u give u phone number please so that i can call u thank joe

Could the transaction have timed out?

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Joe,

That is the number on my slip. The only thing I can think of is that
the payment has "timed out" somehow. I will go to moneygram this
afternoon and sort this out.

Caron

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On 6/13/05, jude joe wrote:
ok sir plesase get back please for am waiting please
joe

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On 6/13/05, C VB wrote:
Joe,

I am just leaving now. I will get back in touch with you when I return.

Caron

You just cannot trust moneygram.

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Joe,

Sometimes people are so stupid. Moneygram here f***ed up. They did not
send it properly. It has been resent but with a new transaction
number. The number is 93208080. you should collect it at your earliest
convenience.

Caron

Joe has still to get back to me on his last trip.

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:12 am

Hey Larry, Joe ROCKS! lol. What a fuckin stupid mugu. Anywho, I couldn't see the Nambla pics that he sent you, if possible could you perhaps repost them if this a problem that everyones having, or just PM me and I'll give you my email addy.

Thanks,

PS. Hustler Rocks too.

PSS. Courtney Love is a skank.

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:20 am

They miust love him at the moneygram office Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:01 pm

@Number 16.... I couldn't see them in the forum either, but they popped up when I clicked on the red X. Try that one, and see if that works.

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:09 pm

Joe is back. Still disappointed to have received no money.
Joe is dreadfully stupid and this is a pain to read but I think it is quite funny in places.

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hellow thank u very much for shame and the embarcement
u have give me cos i begg u for a help, if u are
sincer u could have been give invalid transaction number,
in office i was iashame of my self, ur are sincer send
ur phone number, for i know i did not work for to help me ,
thank save this shame for i believe one GOD will give
somebody that is sincer to help out ,cos i will not have money
and i will begging through net, , thank onece again for ur efort
to help but all to no avail may god bless u
thank joe if u are sincer reply me

Now I guess I will try for a safari.

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C VB to jude

Joe,

I do not know what is going on here. Have you really not been able to
collect the money? Are you sure you are not trying to swindle me
because I am so rich and trusting? Anyway as luck would have it I am
taking a business trip to Ghana shorly. Is that anywhere near you.
Could I meet you there face to face to hand over this money and maybe
have a drink and a meal?

Caron

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:39 pm

Don't forget to offer him the bus fare for the trip to Ghana...

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:53 pm

I have a small request: I definately don't mind if you bait Joe (I actively encourage it), but please post your work on your own thread. He is truly the lad that keeps on giving, but more than one bait per thread can get confusing. Thanks -LF Very Happy

Is Joe going to keep spouting off the same old song and dance?

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hellow sir i must bee frank with u i have no money to take pic, for i dont know what i will do in life again , i lost all hope on man but now only on GOD FOR NOW, as am feed in life but
thank joe

Whatever; this is total bullshit. I think Joe is trying to call it quits. I really think Joe is a quitter. When the chips are down and the game is on the line, he'd rather take his ball and go home. I should have known that you can't count on Joe for anything but pussin' out. Its 3rd and 10 and he already wants to punt. I'm totally disgusted.

Unlike Joe, I'm not ready to call it a day. Hell, no! If I was General Patton, I would bitch-slap Joe and stick his yellow-belly on the front line.

Joe, dear naive Joe... he doesn't yet realize that I have one last modality up my sleeve. Yes, ladies and gentleman, I have held out on this one since I was baiting him as Molly Ringwald. You see, when Molly asked for his picture originally in February, Joe had to get it from another email account. Observe the headers:

Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 02:17:45 -0800 (PST)
From: "ogojoe joetina" <[email protected]>
Subject: Fwd: Baby Boy
To: Jude Joe <[email protected]>

Now, I don't know if "ogojoe joetina" is another of Jude Joe's accounts, or if it's a friend or relative. Its a crap shoot. However, the fact that it was forwarded, and the "baby boy" part leads me to hypothesize that he had to ask a relative for a picture of himself. Intriguing, no? So I have sat on this email address, waiting ever so patiently for the moment when Jude Joe finally twigs. If "ogojoe" is Jude Joe, then I haven't really gone anywhere. But... if "ogojoe" is someone else... the potential consequences for Joe are hysterically funny to put it mildly.

I hope Mathias doesn't mind me pretending to be him for a minute. Mathias' diabolical genius has been in sending Joe pictures of his head photoshopped (very convincingly, I might add...) into two gay porn pics and threatening to send them worldwide. Imagine the surprise that awaits Joe when he recieves this ASEM:

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Date: Tue, 14 Jun 2005 12:09:49 -0700 (PDT)
From: <[email protected]>
Subject: jude joe is very gay and wants you
To: Mathias
Bcc: [email protected], [email protected]

I have no fucking clue who you are or why the fuck you are sending me this disgusting shit. Knock it the hell off you sick fuck.

Sincerely,
Larry Flynt

From: Mathias
Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 16:07:36 EDT
Subject: HELLO MY FRIEND!
To: [email protected]

I know a boy named jude joe who is soooo horny for young men, he will do anything you want. he is so dirty and sexy.

jude joe love you long time! he sucky-sucky!!

Mathias

The two naked Jude Joe pics were enclosed. Let the chaos begin! Twisted Evil

EDIT: I'm not letting Joe off the NAMBLA hook. Hmmm, what famous child molester just got acquitted... Hmmmm... (rubs forehead) think... think...

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Date: Tue, 14 Jun 2005 19:15:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Matt Foley"
Subject: Are you quitting??
To: "jude joe" <[email protected]>

Hey Jude!

This is horrible! Are you quitting? Are you going to
be a quitter? That is insane, Joe! Insane in the
membrane, if I may be so blunt!!! Winners don't quit,
and quitters never win, but those who never win and
never quit are idiots, Jude!

Ever since the innocent verdict came back from the
Michael Jackson trial, NAMBLA has been swamped with
calls and donations from people all over the USA who
want to touch young men just like you, Joe! Just
imagine us all touching your special place at once! In
fact, we have collected over $3000 dollars so far for
YOU, Joe! The verdict wasn't just a victory for
Michael Jackson, it was a victory for NAMBLA!!

As far as the musical is going, I just got back from
the last rehearsal, and let me tell you... "Butt
Pirates" is going to be a sensation!!! If you were to
make it to the USA, we could make you into the next
Freddie Mercury or Village Person! Joe, this is all so
terribly exciting, my nipples could just burst!!

We are going to wait until this weekend to send you
your funds. Would you like it sent via Moneygram or
the more reliable Transcontinental Interfund Transfer
Service (TITS)? Would you like TITS instead? Please
write us back and let us know!

Don't give up hope now, Joe! NAMBLA is coming from
behind to rescue you!
Matt Foley

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:56 am

Sorry Larry,

I did not mean to step on any toes.

cvb

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:54 pm

@cvb: no prob, bro. Very Happy

Joe replies! And in more than one broken sentence fragment too!!!

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hellow sir not am quitting ,is just that life geting tougher with me that is just that, please see how u can help me out for i and my family will bee greatful to u and nambla as hole, please rember the name u will use ,nwoye tochukwu ben, please know that will have come a long way pls see how u will help me out
thank joe,for i did not work for u nor nambla member , but a help am asking u to help me vountrly pls may god bless u and reward u and nambla members amen

Matt responds:

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Jude!

That is wonderful news, Joe! We were beginning to think that you were just going to lay down and die like a little sissy. NAMBLA is so glad that you are going to buck up and get back to the bat! We're happy that you are thankful for our holes, Joe! NAMBLA wants to touch your hole badly! We should get together for some serious hole touching later this summer.

Joe, it kind of bothers us that you aren't grateful for the whole "Butt Pirates" musical that we are putting on for you. In fact, you haven't said jack shit about it. Let me explain in case you don't understand: we are going to charge people money for the tickets to the show. The revenue we make, minus the expenses of the show is what is known in nations that aren't backwards socialist toliets as PROFIT. This PROFIT will be wired to you, Joe. So you can see, it is in your best interest to have a picture of yourself dressed up like a pirate holding a sign that says "SHIVER METIMBERS! SURRENDER YOUR BOOTY TO NAMBLA" in order to generate the revenue that we will wire to you. I'm sure this lesson in basic capitalism will come as a surprise since most nigerians seems to think it falls out of the sky magically, but those are the facts.

Touch your hole soonest!
Matt Foley

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:04 pm

any news with joe? Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:15 pm

I hadn't written Joe back in a realllllly long time. Frankly, I think he's sick of me. Well, the feeling is definately mutual.

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hellow sir i must thank for every thing u have bee doing for and for the reply u have been replying me , i must bee frank with u that if i have money to take i will just do that , pls help me out with little amount of money to assit me
thank u joe, pls reply me

The above was on 6/18. Today is 7/5. After all we've been through together, is it right to keep Joe hanging on? Doesn't Joe deserve a little reach around? Isn't he entitled to an explanation at the very least???? Shouldn't I just let it all fly, put all the cards on the table, put up or shut up?!?!?!

Hell yes.

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Date: Tue, 5 Jul 2005 12:59:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Matt Foley"
Subject: Jude, NAMBLA needs you
To: "jude joe" <[email protected]>

Dearest Jude Joe:

I am so sorry that you haven't heard from us the past couple of weeks. I'd like to tell you that we raised a bunch of money for you with the "Pirates of Zen's Pants". Yes, Joe I really wish I could tell you that. Unfortunately, that bitch Leslie wasn't a local performance artist at all, and her group, Lesbians Against Bulemia In Africa (LABIA) was a front. Leslie in reality is an undercover FBI agent, and all of us in NAMBLA were arrested on opening night. There was no show, no backstage boy-lovin' party, no nothing except getting hauled into federal court.

Our court appointed defense attorney had an unfortunate glue sniffing habit as well as advanced narcolepsy that kept him from being truly "on his game." The judge was one Dr. Laura Schlesinger, and the state's prosecution was number 1 in the class of '94 from Stanford Law. It took the jury about 15 minutes of deliberation, most of which was spent sorting out Taco Bell orders to give the bailiff, to find us guilty on multiple counts of sexual assult on a minor, sodomy, possession of child pornography, possession of child pornography with intent to bugger wildlife, etc.

Long story short, Joe, I am writing this email to you from the Tallahachee County Medium Security Correctional Facility library. I finally got an hour of internet access by fellatiating the inmate librarian. Joe, if you've had fantasies about prison life as I have, I must tell you that prison life is no fantasy. I'd like to think that its 'not-so-bad', but my definition of 'not-so-bad' doesn't include being beaten unconcious with a bar of soap in a tube sock and then anally violated by at least a dozen large Puerto Ricans. I woke up in a pool of semen and my own blood in the showers 4 days ago, with a tattoo on the small of my back made with a bent paper clip and a No.2 pencil that says "CUM DUMPSTER". I don't think my roommate (who you might remember as the "Bad Boy of the Mexican Football League" in Sports Illustrated) sterilized the paper clip because my buttocks are as red and swollen as a baboon's in estrus.

I wrote to Amnesty International, but the last email I got from them simply said "fuck you, pervert" in the subject line. Even my pleas with the ACLU have simply been returned with "eat shit, you sick fuck" written on the envelope. Joe, we are being used as currency by the other inmates. This cloud does have a silver lining though; our arrival has given the Aryan Brotherhood and the Black Panthers reason to drop their differences with each other. I know in my heart that it is good to see Mohammed "Black 2 Africa" X and Nathan "SS DeathCommando" Goering working and laughing together. I just wish it wasn't over which of my molars to make a necklace out of.

Joe, I'm not going to ask you for money. That would be just crass after all we have been through together. But I will ask you to please, for the love of God, send us cigarettes. As the newly designated "prison bitches", we are at the bottom of the prison heirarchy. Packs of Marlboro Reds and Kools can buy us 24, maybe even 48 hours without being gang raped. Please send all the cigarettes you can buy, Joe. The cigarettes are life itself inside these walls, Joe. Also, an issue of "Shaved Snizz" or "Ghetto Booty" would go really far too, especially with the guards. Send the cigarettes and porn to:

Inmate 69419

Tallahachee County Correctional Facility

6548 Deer Tick Road

Chingatumadre, Florida 90210

Please write back, Joe. You're NAMBLA's only link now to the outside world.

Love,

Matt Foley

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:38 pm

Larry you are completely crazy! You topped everything! Waiting for Joe�s
reply though..Hehehe Mathias

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