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Here is my most recent exchange With Dr. Jean Morrison. I play the one and only Dylan McKay of Beverly Hills 90210 fame.

I deleted the original email. After about a week of waiting for him to respond, I told him to piss off and that I knew he was a scammer. A week later, I get this:

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From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: SORRY FOR LATE REPLY
Date: Thu, 15 Jan 2004 19:47:31 +0000

Dear Dylan McKay,

I am sorry for late replying, because it was christmas vacation make me
not
to reply your mail since, but I am now in the office starting form
today
been {15th JAN 204} So I want you to give your phone number so I will
call
you and your a/c information.

I am a proffesional Accountant and my position is the Chief Auditor
American
{equivalent} of { C.P.A} certified public Accountant. I have been in
the

field for over 18years and I am 54years old married with 5 children 2
girls
and 3 boys I am also from a christain home and by the Nature of our
tradition and being the first born of my Father, I will occupy my
Father's
traditional Throne chair after he passes on, and being the traditional
Chief
of our community and as the heir apparent to the Royal Throne chair I
can
never, never do anything, that will tarnish your image or the image of
the
Great Cesthwayo family, the birth place and traditional home of Chaka
the
Zulu the legend, well you can undertstand more about our family in a
book
called Affrica who is who or from the book called the makers of moderm
Africa, However I am not doing this business because of the large
amount
that is involed but rather because it's safe and very safe for both of
us, I
will be very happy to welcome you in my Father's Royal palace when once
you
touch your feet in the soil of South Africa and after the transfer from
here, we will go together to your country , me and you and the Bank
man our
insider in the Bank who is ready now to make everything possible in the
Bank.

You should not entertain any fear for any reason because I will not do
anything that will hurt your feelings and I wouldn't like you to do
anything
that will hurt my feelings, rather the success of this business will
benefit
both families from generation to generation as long as you follow my
instructions, send the a/c informations.

Bank Name:...........
Bank Address:.........
A/c No:...............
A/c Name:...........
S/w Code:...........

I wait for your ealy reply.

Regards.

Dr. Morrison.

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Date: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 12:53:23 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: SORRY FOR LATE REPLY
To: [email protected]

Dr. Morrison,

I'm glad to hear from you. So, you're a prince, huh?
That's pretty cool! Here in America, we have no
royalty, except our movie stars! So, how are you
addressed? Do they call you Dr. Prince Morrison? Or is
it Prince Dr? Must be very confusing.

Anyway, here is the information you requested:

Bank Name:First National Bank of Beverly Hills
Bank Address: 419 Rodeo Dr. Beverly Hills, Ca.
A/c No:8675309-01
A/c Name:Dylan McKay dba: Moo-Goo Products Inc.
S/w Code: 121419797

Alright, let me tell you a little bit aobut myself. I
am an independently wealthy young man who lives in
Beverly Hills. Until recently, my life was filled with
drug use, drunken debauchery, and trying to steal the
love of my life away from her fiance'. That all
changed one night when I had a realization that I had
no purpose, no direction. Since then I have cleaned up
my act (except I did manage to steal the love of my
life away from her fiance!), and formed my company,
Moo-Goo Inc. There is a scientist who found that by
combining boiled cow hooves with a form of nuclear
fusion (don't ask! I don't know how it works either!),
you could make the most amazing polymer product! This
stuff looks like, well goo! But it can stop a speeding
bullet! So, I started a company to market the product.
We're almost ready to really go somewhere with this,
but it's straining my finances to do it, so your offer
comes at a very good time!

Well, let me know how the transaction proceeds!

Dylan McKay

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Dear Dylan McKay,

I received your mail and the enclosed a/c information,see below what I am sending to the bank on your behalf for the processing of transfer in your favor as the beneficiary.

Let me know immediately you are contacted by the bank so that I will brief you further regarding the foreign payment procedures.

You can always call me on my satelite phone no: +882-1646685262.
If you are dailing this nos just dail direct after [your country dail out code] because it's a satelite phone.

I need your phone number and fax no so that I will call you.

Yours,

Dr. Prince Morrison.
========================================================================

The Manager
Africa Development Bank.
17th Floor, 1 Marchant Place,
Corner Fredman Drive and
Rivonia Road,
Po Box 786273,
Sandton, 2146.

Re: Release of $36,000,000.00 U.S. dollars,(Thirty Six Million U.S. Dollars Only) on account number 0046201876.

Dear Sir,

Reference to the above stated Account No. 0046201876 of the late Mr. Ahmed Tariq with a credit balance of 36Million Point Zero -Zero U.S. Dollars Only.

I have been advised by counsel that I am the designated beneficiary to the above referenced,dormant account, held by the late Mr. Ahmed Tariq.

As such, we wish to apply for the release of the total said amount and initial partial payment of $36,000,000.00 (Thirty Six Million U.S. Dollars Only) in our favor, representing the first phase payment from the credit balance in the said account.

In accordance with the National and International Laws of Inheritance, kindly remit the stated amount in full to our account number stated below:

Bank Name:First National Bank of Beverly Hills
Bank Address: 419 Rodeo Dr. Beverly Hills, Ca.
A/c No:8675309-01
A/c Name:Dylan McKay dba: Moo-Goo Products Inc.
S/w Code: 121419797

This request is predicated on the fact that since the death of Mr. Ahmed Tariq, who was entrusted with The Management of A Tariq Coy.(pty). SA. the need for the transfer of the money in the account becomes imperative.

We shall therefore be very grateful if this request meets with your favorable consideration.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Dylan McKay

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Date: Sat, 17 Jan 2004 09:58:52 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Application For Payment
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

Dr. Prince,

Got your email on the application. No go on the fax
machine, bro. Those are like, so 1980's man, it's not
funny! If you want call me on my cell phone. The
number is 877-224-1484. Sorry, I can't call out to
you, my cell phone plan doesn't allow me to make calls
outside of the US.

Hey, so what did you think about my product, Moo-Goo?
Sounds like some pretty interesting stuff, eh? I think
it would revolutionize the world as we know it!
Imagine, something that looks like snot from your nose
stopping a bullet! You could make all kinds of stuff
out of it! I see Moo-Goo being used all over the USA.
Heck, I can see Moo-Goo all over Africa! Can you see
it?

Well, anyway, it's best if we communicate by email.
I'll let you know when I hear from the bank.

Sincerely,
Dylan McKay
Moo-Goo Products Inc.

At this point we get a guest star. He mails me once, then I never hear from him again. Note how the mugu thinks "dba" is part of my name!

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Date: Sun, 18 Jan 2004 23:24:52 -0800 (PST)
From: "afribanc development" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: NOTIFICATION FROM ADBANK.

Attn:Dylan McKay dba,

My name is Mr. Manuel Travor, the Insider in the Bank who is working
and making everything possible in the bank here with your partner Dr.Jean
Morrison.in South Africa for the approval of the 36million in your
favour to your a/c below:

Bank Name: First National Bank of Beverly Hills
Bank Address: 419 Rodeo Dr. Beverly Hills, Ca.
A/c No: 8675309-01
S/w Code: 121419797
A/c Name: Dylan McKay dba: Moo-Goo Products Inc.

However, I acknowledged receipt of the Application for the payment, and
the Bank is already processing the payment, I will notify you as soon
as the transfer is made.

Regards,

Mr. M. Travor.

Since Moo-Goo is always looking for new investors, why not give Manuel a try?

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Date: Mon, 19 Jan 2004 17:32:56 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]> [Add to Address Book] Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: NOTIFICATION FROM ADBANK.
To: [email protected]

Mr. Travor,

Thank you for your email. I'm glad to hear everything
is moving forward.

Hey, did Dr. Morrison tell you about my company,
Moo-Goo Products? I tell you, we're going to change
the world with this stuff! A product that looks like
snot form your nose that can stop a bullet! Just think
of the possibilities! The stuff is made using boiled
cow hooves and a form of fusion to make this amazing
product! I see Moo-Goo being used all over America!
Heck I see Moo-Goos all over Africa! This transfer
will help me get things off the ground. If you are
intersted, there are opportunities to invest! Let me
know if you are interested!

Dylan McKay

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Date: Tue, 20 Jan 2004 03:46:13 -0800 (PST)
From:"AA UUU" <[email protected]>
Subject: Confirm the receipt of these two attachments
To: [email protected]

Dear Dylan,

I am happy to announce to you that payment have been
approved and the money has been transfered, however,
your a/c will be credited from Offshore Payment Office
in Germany, you are therefore required to go to
Germany to sign the necessary Inheritance Documents as
soon as possible, Contact the foreign payment officer
in Germany now and book appointment with him on when
you will be in Germany to conclude everything
successfully, His name is Mr. Ben Boris.
Tel: +49-1706077205
E-MAIL : [email protected] Pls, take note of the following Instructions:

{1}You will go with photo copy of your International
Passport or Driver's lisense.

{2} You should download and print the Credit advice
with the Affidavit and go with the 2 copies.

Book appointment with him now and confirm back to me.

Yours,

Dr.Jean Morrison.

Always reply through this email address

Guest

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Date: 20 Jan 2004 17:50:26 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: another phone number needed

Dear Dylan McKay,

I try this your number but I did not get you. If you have another number you can send immediately so that I can discuss with you heart to heart discussion.

Waiting for your reply.

Dr. Prince

I want to see how stupid this mugu is, so I don't say exactly what transaction I'm referring to.

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Date: Thu, 22 Jan 2004 16:06:22 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Attn: Mr. Ben Boris
To: [email protected]

Mr. Boris,

When can I pick up my money?

Dylan McKay
Moo-Goo Products Inc.

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My Dear Dr. Prince,

I have sent an email to Mr. Boris and am waiting to
hear back from him. I also downloaded the documents.

What I don't understand is why I have to go to Germany
to sign for the money. Exactly how much is this going
to cost me to complete the transaction? Moo-Goo is not
quite ready to hit the market, so my cash flow is
kinda tied up. I'll see what I can do.

I need something from you though if I'm going to make
a trip to Germany. As a gesture of trust and loyalty,
I would like you to take a picture of yourself holding
a sign that says "I love Moo-Goo!". If you do that, I
will give you a small piece of my company as a reward!

Sincerely,
Dylan McKay
Moo-Goo Products Inc.

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Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2004 01:13:27 -0800 (PST)
From: "sani usman" <[email protected]>
Subject: Transfer.
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>

Sir,

We want you to come to our office in Germany to sign your Certificate,before your money will be transfered,

Call us with this no for further infos.Hotline...00491719049319.....00491706077205.

Regards.

Boris.

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Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2004 04:04:24 -0800 (PST)
From: "AA UUU" <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT..
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>

Dear Dylan McKay,

Why do you want me to take a picture with moo-goo? so
you think that I am a spirit or ghost? you think that
I am not a human being? you want to see a human
holding moo-goo before you comply? what difference
will it make?

Morrison.

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Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2004 09:53:53 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Transfer.
To: "sani usman" <[email protected]>

I'm sorry, I can't make international calls from my
cell phone, and my house phone lines are on the fritz.
All arrangements will have to be made via email.

It would be helpful to know where you actually are in
Germany.

Dylan

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Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2004 10:06:02 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT..
To: "AA UUU" <[email protected]>

Dear Dr. Prince,

As I explained to you in my earlier email, I would
view it as a gesture of trust and loyalty on your
part. Remember, I have never met you and don't really
know you all that well. Furthermore, most of my money
is tied up in my company, Moo-Goo Products (remember?
The stuff that looks like snot from your nose, but can
stop a bullet?)and plane flights to Germany aren't
cheap! I know we will both benefit from this
transaction, but by going to Germany to sign, I am
putting a significant amount of money on the line,
while I don't see the equivalent from you.

That being said, I think asking you to take a picture
holding a sign saying "I love Moo-Goo" would show me
that you are committed to the resolution of this
transaction, and even more are willing to ensure the
success of my company, which I will give you a
percentage of once I have the picture! I don't think
it is too much to ask in exchange for me getting on a
plane and going to Germany.

By the way, I have heard From Mr. Boris. We are trying
to make arrangements as we speak. He's a very blunt
man, but I suppose I would be to if my name were
Boris!

Sincerely,
Dylan McKay

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Date: Sat, 24 Jan 2004 08:56:02 -0800 (PST)
From: "sani usman" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Transfer.
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>

Sir,

Since you cannot call,give us your no for us to call you.

Boris.

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Date: Sat, 24 Jan 2004 11:18:39 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Transfer.
To: "sani usman" <[email protected]>

Boris,

Here it is:
877-224-1484

You probably won't get through, though. Last night I
was at a club with my girlfriend Kelly, and we ended
up having wild sex in a stall in the men's room.
During the hot sex, my phone slipped out of my pants
and into the toilet! The phone seems to power up okay,
but whenever someone calls, all they get is a busy
signal! I'm going to try and get a new phone, but it
may take a while. Meantime, I don't see why we can't
make aggrangements via email. This is how everything
is done in the USA anyways.

Dylan

P.S.: Give my best to Natasha

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Date: 26 Jan 2004 09:41:09 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: SEE MY PASSPORT

Dear Dylan McKay,

This is my passport, for you to know me because everything is already completed in your name.

Regards
Prince Morrison.

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Date: Mon, 26 Jan 2004 15:40:05 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: SEE MY PASSPORT
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

My Dear Dr. Prince,

Please forgive me for asking, but are you retarded?
Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a
baby? I would expect soomeone who has a doctorate to
be somewhat smart and able to follow some simple
directions!

I did not ask for your passport (which came through so
badly I can't make out what you look like!), I asked
for you to take a picture holding a sign that says "I
love Moo-Goo(tm)!"

Now, to make this much easier for you, I have attached
a Word document that you can print out and use for the
sign. Now, please comply with my simple request,
otherwise I will not be boarding an airplane to
Germany. speaking of which, Mr. Boris has yet to get
back to me. Could you tell his fat German ass to get
on the ball?

Sincerely,
Dylan McKay
Moo-Goo Products Inc.

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Date: 28 Jan 2004 22:03:07 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: VERY URGENT.......

Dear Dylan McKay,

I thank you your mail, I have understand that you are not capable to heandly this business because I as red mail, it dosening make any sence. and I have feai in my mind that if this money enter into your a/c and you will never give me my pascentage in this deal. If your not capable to go to German and sign so that money will transfer into your a/c immeditely you sign, you should let me know so that I will look for another person who is capable to do it.

Regards

Prince Morrison.

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 17:51:17 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT.......
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

My Dear Dr. Prince,

My good friend, you need to relax! I am fully capable
of completing this transaction, and I will get on an
airplane to Germany to complete this transaction.
However, there are two problems we need to handle
before I can go.

Problem #1) I have yet to hear from Mr. Boris on when
I should be in Germany, let alone where I need to go
in Germany! Germany is a big place,a nd I need a more
specific destination. I have tried emailing Mr. Boris,
but he hasn't got back to me. Perhaps you could get on
his ass from your end.

Problem #2) I asked you to take a picture of yourself
holding the sign I sent you in my last email. It is a
very straightforward request. As soon as you take the
picture holding the sign that says "I love Moo-Goo
(tm)", I will know that you are trustworthy and I will
complete this transaction. But I am not going to
outlay a large amount of money to travel to Germany
without knowing that you are completely worthy of my
trust.

Now, please, let's handle these two little problems
and we can all be rich and happy!

Yours Truly,
Dylan McKay
Moo-Goo Products, Inc.

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 17:57:26 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Transfer.
To: "sani usman" <[email protected]>

Boris,

Man, What the fuck is going on? When do I find out
where you are in Germany, let alone make an
appointment?

Dylan McKay

P.S.: How's Natasha?

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Date: Thu, 29 Jan 2004 08:50:08 -0800 (PST)
From: "sani usman" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Transfer.
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>

Sir,

We will attend to you when ever you are ready.We are in Bremen.(Germany).
When are you coming so that we could arrange for your coming.

Regards.
Boris.

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Date: Thu, 29 Jan 2004 15:39:34 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Transfer.
To: "sani usman" <[email protected]>

Mr. Boris,

Thanks for your reply.

I can fly out to you and be there Friday, Feb 6th.
Here is my travel itinerary:

Thursday, Feb 5Air France 712 stopsDepart:9:35pmLos
Angeles, CA (LAX)Economy | 10hr 40min
Boeing 747
Arrive:
5:15pmParis, France (CDG) Change planes. Time between
flights: 1hr 20minFriday, Feb 6Air France
2508Depart:6:35pmParis, France (CDG)Economy | 1hr
20min
Airbus A320
Arrive:
7:55pmStuttgart, Germany (STR) Change planes. Time
between flights: 0hr 45minLufthansa 2214
operated by EurowingsDepart:8:40pmStuttgart, Germany
(STR)Economy | 1hr 30min
ATR42 Turboprop
Arrive:
10:10pmBremen, Germany (BRE)

Will you have someone meet me at the airport? If you
can, please send me a picture of him holding a sign
with my name and company name on it? It should read
"Dylan McKay: Moo-Goo Products Inc."

Sincerely,
Dylan McKay

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Date: Thu, 29 Jan 2004 16:04:01 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject:Fwd: Re: Transfer.
To: [email protected]

My Dear Dr. Prince.

Attached is my the email I sent to Mr. Boris rearding
flight plans to Germany. As you can see, I am
completely ready to go forward with this transaction.
Please send me the picture I saked for, so I know that
I am in partnership with someone who is as committed
to the successful resolution of this transaction as I
am.

Also, I have great news! We have a prototype product
ready! I call it the "Moo-Goo Snot Shield"! I attached
a picture. Tell me waht you think! (Personally, I
think the logo needs work)

I wait to hear from you,

Dylan McKay
Moo-Goo Products Inc.

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Dear Dylan McKay,

I received your mail, you should direct every quetions regarding to the place and how to meet in Germany to Ben Boris because he is the person in charge of the payment now any thing he ask you to do you do it because he is working in our favour so as soon as you conclude everything with him in Germany you let me know.

I wait to hear from you soonest.

Best Regards

Dr. Prince Morrison.

Finally, the dumb mugu hits me up for money! No nickel and dime stuff either!

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Date: Fri, 30 Jan 2004 02:46:01 -0800 (PST)
From: "sani usman" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Transfer.
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>

Sir,

Thanks for your mail,We will be waiting for you.We will book ahotel for so that our protocal officer will come and pick you to our office.It wiill take you 15mins from the airport with the taxi to the hotel.

Again you are requested to come with the sum of 11,600.00eurosfor the registration of your account,reactivation,notorisation of your account before your file will be transfered to the Bank which are affliated with for the final transfer into your account.This money has to be in cash and in euros.

We will be waiting for your reply.

Regards,

Boris.

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Date: Fri, 30 Jan 2004 10:46:09 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Transfer.
To:"sani usman" <[email protected]>

Mr. Boris,

11,600 Euros? That's a lot of money! What is that in
US currency? Why can't you just deduct the fees from
the from the account?

Also, please send me the picture of the person who
will be picking me up at the airport holding a sign
with my name and company name on it.

Sincerely,
Dylan McKay
Moo-Goo Products, Inc.

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My Dear Dr. Prince,

I have made the arrangements with Mr. Boris to meet in
Germany on the 6th of February. Did you know he wants
11,600 Euros out of me to traansfer the money?! I told
him he should just deduct the amount form the account
itself.

Anyways, since problem #1 has been handled, we need to
take care of problem #2. When will you be sending me
the picture I requested? I don't think it's too much
to ask, especially if I'm going to give you a
percentage of my company!

Also, I was going over our earlier correspondence. I
see you have five kids! How old are they? What are
their names? What do they do? Got any pictures?

Just think, in one week, we're goona be RICH!

Sincerely,
Dylan McKay
Moo-Goo Products, Inc.

P.S.: You didn't say anything about my prototype
product. What did you think of it?

Dylan

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Date: 3 Feb 2004 09:45:02 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Sorry for let reply

Dear Dylan McKay,

I receive your mail, I belive that what you sopuse to ask me is the success of the business not my family and picture because I belive that when this money go to your account you going my family and i am going to bring Moo-Goo product in Africa so that we will be friend forever and i am going to come to your country for investment.

You should go to Germany to sign and see the money face to face to enable you belive me anything i said so do what ever Boris whant you to do.

Best Regards,
Dr.Prince Morrison.

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Date: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 17:27:02 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Sorry for let reply
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

Dear Dr. Prince,

No, I should be asking for the picture because I just
found out that 11,600 is $14,500 US dollars! That is a
lot of money! On top of the plane fare, I'm putting
out almost $17,000! You holding a sign that says "I
love Moo-Goo(tm)!" is a more than fair exchange! Also,
if you don't send the picture, I'm not giving you part
of my company. I might let you buy in though.

Please just send me the picture. It will make getting
on that plane much easier.

Sincerely,
Dylan McKay
Moo-Goo Products Inc.

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Date: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 17:36:16 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]> [
Subject: Re: Transfer.
To:"sani usman" <[email protected]>

Boris,

what's going on? Do you have my reservations yet? What
about the picture of the guy who's going to pick me
up, holding a sign with my name and company name on
it? Also, you haven't told me why the money can't be
deducted from the funds you have already.

It will be a lot easier for me to hand over the money
once I have these assurances from you.

Sincerely,
Dylan McKay
Moo-Goo Products, Inc.

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Date: 5 Feb 2004 09:34:20 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Very Urgent......

Dear Dylan McKay,

I receive your mail. I understood that you are asking for picture. Now what I am asking you is that dose picture most important or seing that the business is very real by meeting our insider Mr. Boris at Germany face to face and confirm the money.

By so doing, I am now asking you if you are no longer interested in the business, let me know so that you can sign off. Then I should look for a better and capable hand to handle the business with me.

Again I should let you know that I am spening a lot of money here in Africa in getting all the documents to move the money to Germany. What I am assuring you is that all the expenses you made must be reducted before sharing the money.

Best regards,

Dr. Prince Morrison.

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Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 17:08:48 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very Urgent......
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

My Dear Dr. Prince,

Let me assure you that I take this business as
seriously as you do! It is very important to me, as I
need the money to make Moo-Goo a worldwide phenomenon.
since I am leaving now for the airport, I suppose the
picture is of no consequence. But it means I'm not
going to give a part of the company. You can still buy
in if you want. I was hoping to use the picture as a
part of the marketing campaign for Moo-Goo. You
holding a sign that said "I love Moo-Goo" would have
shown the world that if Africans love Moo-Goo, then
the whole world would love Moo-Goo too. If you change
your mind about the picture, I'll check my email on my
stopover.

Sincerely,
Dylan McKay
Moo-Goo Products Inc.

Well, that's all for today. Stay tuned tomorrow to hear of my misadventures in Germany!

Guest

Quote:

Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 17:11:56 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: What is going on?
To: [email protected]

Mr. Boris,

I am about to board a plane to come see you about an
important transaction, and you have yet to tell me
where I am staying or send me a picture of the person
who is going to pick me up at the airport holding a
sign with mine and my company's name on it. What kind
of operation are you running over there?

I'll check my email on during my stopover. I hope I'll
see something from you then.

Dylan McKay,
Moo-Goo Products Inc.

Quote:

Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2004 16:00:01 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Transfer.
To: "sani usman" <[email protected]>

Boris,

You fucking retarded monkey! Why wasn't I picked up at
the airport? This is fucking bullshit! What kind of
operation do you run? If I ran Moo-Goo like this, I'd
be out of business in a month!

This does not make me happy!

Dylan

Quote:

Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2004 16:05:46 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very Urgent......
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

Dr.,

I am furious! I fly into Bremen Germany, and no one
was here to pick me up! That Ben Boris from the bank
is a fucking moron!

Shit like THIS is why I wanted a picture from you!

Fix this bullshit!

Dylan

Quote:

Date: 7 Feb 2004 15:55:48 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Call him now

Dear Dylan McKay,

I am asking you? are you still in Germany or have go back to your contry please let know immdiately so that if you are still in Germany you should call Boris tell him were you are to pick you up.

I wait for your reply

Dr. Morrison

Quote:

Date: Sat, 7 Feb 2004 11:15:47 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]> [
Subject: Re: Call him now
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

I tried! That stupid fucking moron doesn't answer his
goddamn phone!

This is such fucking bullshit! You hear from Mr.
Boris, you tell his schnitzel eating ass to email me
pronto!

If I leave Germany without the money, I'm suing both
your asses!

Dylan

Quote:

Date: 8 Feb 2004 06:55:56 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: VERY URGENT.......

Dear Dylan McKay,

As you are still in Germany now call Boris tell him where you are so that he will come and pick up. reminber that his help us in other to move the fund into your a/c. so you should cool your mind tell him what you want, I know that he going to help us. you should cool Mr. Boris mind so that he will help us because there is how you will talk to him he willl not attend to you agin. try to cool his mind so that he will move this money into your a/c immediately.

I wait for your reply.

Dr. Morrison.

Quote:

No, I'm not "cooling my mind" neither am I calling
that fucking moron Mr. Boris! I came to Germany with
$16,000 cash and the rat bastard doesn't pick me up at
the airport, and doesn't answer his phone!

I am not going to do anything until I get a picture of
you or a picture of him holding a sign with my name
and my company name on it.

THIS is the exact reason I wanted that picture in the
first place, so I would know that I wasn't going to
get FUCKED like I'm getting fucked right now!

I just got word from back home that the first
production batch of Moo-Goo came off the line today.
But since I had to take the $16,000 out of the
development fund, they can't do anything with it!
Here's the picture they sent to me from the lab. YOU
ARE DESTROYING MY DREAM!

Dylan

The picture is from Ghostbusters II

Quote:

Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2004 23:35:52 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT.......
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
CC:[email protected]

All right assholes, I'm sick of this shit.

Boris, email me with a picture of you holding a sign
with my name and company name on it and I'll tell yuo
where to pick me up.

Dr. Morrison, you want your money, you'll encourage
Mr. Ben Boris to get off his fat ass and do it!

If I don't get the picture, I am flying back to
America and forgetting all about this bullshit.

I hope you get back to me soon,

Dylan

Quote:

Date: 10 Feb 2004 11:02:34 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: VERY URGENT.......

Dear Dylan McKay,

I received your mail, and I have understand that Boris doesn't want anything that will implicate him in the bank because as two captains cann't stay in one ship, why because you supposed to follow his instruction(s). Now he wants to send the money back to Africa. You should not worry, just go back to your country as soon as Boris send back the money, I will look for next alternative way to transfer the fund into your a/c without any delay.

Send me mail as soon as you got back to your country. Pray hard let your dream come through. I am reposing my confidence in this business. I pray that God will help both of us to transact this business successfully so that our families will enjoy happily forever. We will establish MOO-GOO product world wide.

Waiting to here from you.

Best regards.
Dr. Prince Morrison

Quote:

Date: Tue, 10 Feb 2004 10:24:34 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT.......
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

Fine, I will be leaving today. Will contact you when I
get home.

Please tell Mr. Boris that he's a retard who doesn't
know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Dylan

[quoteDate: 10 Feb 2004 20:16:13 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT.......

Dear Dylan McKay,

Ok. Wishing you safe journey.

Email when you reach your country.

Bye.

Dr. Morrison.
[/quote]

Quote:

Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2004 17:57:41 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT.......
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

Dear Dr. Prince,

I have returned to the US and am a bit calmer now.
Please let me know what you have in mind to complete
this transaction.

Despite the German debacle, I would still like to do
this with you, however I'm going to have to insist on
a picture of you holding a sign saying "I love
Moo-Goo!" you see, when I returned to home, my
accounting department asked me why I took out the
money. I had to explain our transaction (don't worry,
these people are very discreet and loyal to me!). They
want to see it through as they also want Moo-Goo to be
a big sucess, but they said they'll only okay further
expenditures if we get the above mentioned picture
from you. Please come through for me on this!

Dylan

Quote:

Date: 14 Feb 2004 09:21:41 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT.......

Dear Dylan McKay,

I received your mail, meanwhile I thank God for your journey mercy.

I have confirmed that the money has been sent back to South Africa. I am now making arrangement in my best way to transfer the money. On Monday I will contact a lawyer here in South Africa that will sign for you so that the money will be transfered immediately without any delay. what ever the Lawyer said I will let you know.

Secondly I love Moo-Goo product. I want to invest my share in Moo-Goo to make Moo-Goo product world wide. The picture you are talking about, as my interest in the business we shall meet face to face and the picture will be taken together with our family when sharing the money.

Thanks take care.

Best regard
Dr. Prince Morrison.

Quote:

Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2004 17:41:30 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT.......
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

My Dear Dr. Prince,

What's going on? I have not heard from you since
saturday. Have you contacted the lawyer? Please let me
know.

As far as the picture. I'm glad to hear you love
Moo-Goo, but my partners in thew venture will not let
use any more sompany money to facilitate this until we
have the picture of you holding the sign that says "I
love Moo-Goo!". Please come through on this so we can
all be rich men!

Dylan

Quote:

Date: 18 Feb 2004 12:46:47 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Contact Lawyer

Dear Dylan McKay,

Reference to your mail, I have already contacted a
Lawyer who will sign the documents on your behalf without you comeng hear in South Africa. His Name is Ben William. e-mail: <[email protected]>

You should contact him immediately and ask him to help and sign the Documents on your behalf. You should also promise him that we will pay him $40,000 after signing and successful transfer to your a/c.

I wait for your confirmation that you have contacted and agreed with him.

I wait for your reply

Regards

Dr. Prince Morrison

Quote:

Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 11:05:17 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: I need you to sign for my money
To: [email protected]

Sign for my money and we'll pay you $40,000 after we
get our money.

Dylan

Quote:

Dr. Prince,

I sent him off an email. I'll let you know when I hear
back from him.

What about the picture of you holding the sign "I love
Moo-Goo"? My partners are getting quite anxious on
that part. Please get the picture taken as soon as you
can.

Regards,

Dylan

Quote:

Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 01:11:19 -0800 (PST)
From:"ben.br william" <[email protected]>
Subject: Very Urgent
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>

Attn: Dylan McKay,

My name is Ben William. {Attorney in South Africa} I
have discussed with Dr. Jean Morrison, and I told him
that it will cost you $5,300 to sign the documents on
your behalf without you travelling because the
official Goverment fee for Stamp Duty Charge is $3,300
and you will pay me $2000 legal fees for legal
services rendered. Totalling $5,300 and once I receive
this money I will go ahead and complete the assignment
successfully for you and you will also need to to sign
and send by e-mail attachment the copy of
Authorization Letter like the one enclosed below:

DRAFT COPY.

...............

Draft Copy:
19th Feb. 2004
POWER OF ATTORNEY

This power of Attorney made this 19th Feb. 2004 by
Dylan McKay Whereas I, Dylan McKay& Co With
offices at[Write the name of your country.]. are
desirous of empowering BEN WILLIAM AND ASSOCIATES
to act on our behalf Specifically in respect of
execution of an affidavit and other documents leading
to the remission of the sum of USD 36 Million and the
said BEN WILLIAM having agreed to execute the
power as per the following;
NOW THEREFORE KNOW YE ALL MEN that by this power of
Attorney I, Dylan McKay & Co. Hereby appoint and
empower BEN MORIS CHAMBERS to act for us and do any
of the following acts as we could effectively do if
physically present.
To sign and or seal any or all document which we could
sign and or seal if physically present including an
affidavit and procurement of all clearance
certificates in respect of the foregoing:
To represent us orally or in writing in respect of
negotiations or proceedings leading to the
affectuation of any of the authorized acts.
To pay USD & 36,000,000.00 (Thirty Six Million United
States Dollars) into Messers Dylan McKay
Bank Account No: ???????????????..
Name of the Bank--------------
Bank Address????????????????.)
To collect debts and promissory notes, on our behalf
and remit same into the account stated above.
Generally to do anything that would operate to
completely and legally enforce any or all of the
authorized acts.
And we hereby confirm and affirm whatever our attorney
shall do on our behalf in respect of this power of
attorney.
This power of attorney shall become effective from the
date of execution of this instrument.
IN WITNESS whereby the common seal of (????????????.)
is hereby affixed in the presence of

1.WITNESS 2. Dylan McKay

Quote:

Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 12:27:23 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Contact Lawyer
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

Dear Dr. Prince,

I have been contacted by the lawyer you provided, and
he has let me know that this transaction will cost
$5300. I have spoken with my partners, and they will
release the $5300 to me, but only after you have sent
the picture of yourself holding a sign that says "I
love Moo-Goo!". They say they need this picture to
verify that the situation is 100% legitimate and as a
gesture of trust on your part. Please take care of
this as soon as you can so that we can all be rich and
spread Moo-Goo all around the world!

Dylan McKay
Moo-Goo Products, Inc.

Quote:

Date: 20 Feb 2004 10:23:56 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]> [Add to Address Book] Add to Address Book
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT

Dear Dylan McKay,

Are you intersted in the picture? or are you intersted in the money going into your a/c?.meanwhil you are with my passport picture, if your are ready to complet this business the ball is on your court. so do what every Lawyer want you to do and let have this money wire into your a/c with out any delay.

You should understand that I am doing everything possible to make sure that this money wire into your a/c.

I wait for your good news

Regards

Dr. Prince Morrison

Quote:

Date: Fri, 20 Feb 2004 11:12:32 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

Dear Dr. Prince,

You know I am interested in seeing this transaction
through to it's completion. Remember, I flew all the
way to mother fucking Germany for this, only to get
fucked by some retarded schnitzel eating German banker
who could find his asshole if he used both hands!
Furthermore, I did this strictly on your say so!

On top of that, my business partners will not release
any more money until they have the picture of you
holding a sign saying "I love Moo-Goo!". As soon as
you send a picture, we will send the lawyer the money
and all will be good. I quite frankly don't see the
problem. How hard would it be for you to take this
picture? It can't be as hard as wasting several
thousands of dollars flying to Germany only to get
fucked over, I can tell you that!

My dear Dr. Prince, you really need to get on the ball
and get this done! I already have advance orders for
the Moo-Goo Shield(tm), but I can't deliver until I
have the operating capital!

Sincerely,
Dylan McKay
Moo-Goo Products, Inc.

Well, it seems like I have offended "His Highness"!

Quote:

Date: 21 Feb 2004 17:25:25 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT

Dear Dylan,

Do you think that I am beging you to give me money? I am a richmen,I came from a Royal Family If you like do it, if you don't like forget it I will look a capable hand that can handly the business.

Yours

Dr.P. Morrison.

Quote:

Date: Sat, 21 Feb 2004 10:27:31 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

My Dear Dr. Prince,

Whoa Nelly! Dial it back a few notches! I do not think
you are begging me for money! I just do not understand
why such a simple request as sending me a picture
saying you love my company is so repulsive to you?

Now, I have expressed before in no uncertain terms
that I am 100% committed to this transaction. I have
even flown to Europe at my own expense to facilitate
this transaction, only to have it all go wrong. I have
spend thousands of dollars so far and seen no return.
So far this has not been a good investment for me!

Come on Doc, work with me here!

Dylan McKay
Moo-Goo Products Inc.

Quote:

Date: Sat, 21 Feb 2004 10:29:00 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Very Urgent
To:"ben.br william" <[email protected]>

How am I supposed to send you the money?

Dylan

Quote:

Date: Mon, 23 Feb 2004 01:10:21 -0800 (PST)
From:"ben.br william" <[email protected]>
Subject: THROUGH MONEY GRAM......
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>

Attn: Dylan McKay ,

You should send it through Money Gram by my personal
assistant address:

Name: Sunday Okwousa
Addres: No 12 Bishop street Johannesburg South Africa.

So, as soon as you send it you send me the name of the
sender and control numbers.

I am waiting for your response.

Regards.

Ben.

Quote:

Date: Mon, 23 Feb 2004 14:57:43 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

Dr. Prince,

I've found a way to come up with the money without
involving my partners. The lawyer contacted me with
the details on how to send the money, so I will do so
later today.

We're going to be RICH!

Dylan

Quote:

Date: Mon, 23 Feb 2004 17:01:21 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: THROUGH MONEY GRAM......
To:"ben.br william" <[email protected]>

Okay, I'll be sending it today!

Dylan

Quote:

Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 02:57:46 -0800 (PST)
From:"ben.br william" <[email protected]>
Subject: ok.....
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>

Attn: Dylan McKay,

Ok, as soon as you send it you send me the particular
such as name of the sender and control nos and be sure
that everthing will be completed as soon as I received
the money.

Kindly Regards,

Ben.

Quote:

Date: 24 Feb 2004 14:46:15 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT

Dear Dylan McKay,

OK I am waiting as soon as you send the money to the Lawyer, follow his instructions so that everthing will be ok, and there will be no mistake in the transfer.

Regard,

Dr. Prince.

And here is where I made my mistake:

Quote:

Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 09:34:43 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

My Dear Dr. Prince,

Something very odd happened today when I went to send
the money to the lawyer. The lady at the Western Union
said they were unable to send the money to the name he
gave me because that person was known to be a
"Nigerian 419 Advance Fee Scam Artist"! I don't know
what that is, but I don't think the lawyer can be a
very trustworthy one! Perhaps we should hire a new
lawyer!

Dylan

Quote:

Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 09:41:36 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: ok.....
To:"ben.br william" <[email protected]>

Barrister Williams,

I am very concerned. I tried to wire the money to your
associate. the Western Union office would not let me
do so! They said that the name you gave as your
assistant was a "Nigerian 419 Advance Fee scam
artist". I don't know what is going on, but this makes
me feel rather uneasy doing business with you!

Dylan McKay

Quote:

Date: 24 Feb 2004 20:59:47 -0000
From: "jean morrison" <[email protected]> [Add to Address Book] Add to Address Book
To: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT

Dear Dylan McKay,

I have understand that you are not a trueth person because in South Africa here where are not useing western union, we only use money Gram. I told you to send the money by money gram.

I want you to forget the business

Bye....

Regards

Dr. Prince Morrison

Damn, rookie mistake, I guess! Time for my goodbye letter!

Quote:

Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 17:36:02 -0800 (PST)
From: "Dylan McKay" <[email protected]> [Add to Address Book] Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: URGENT
To: "jean morrison" <[email protected]>

My Dear Dr. Prince,

Actually, YOU didn't tell me how to send the money at
all! It was the barrister who told me how to send the
money!

That must mean you and him are the same person!

That must mean you aren't a "trueth" person either,
you stupid mugu monkey fuck! Yeah, that's right! I've
known from the very start that you are an Advance Fee
scammer, and a very stupid one at that!!!!

It's too bad you never sent me that picture, that
would have been funny (hint: Moo-Goo sounds like
mugu!), glad to know you love Moo-Goo product!

Don't worry though! millions of people will soon know
that you are the stupidest mugu out there, and that
you couldn't find your asshole if you used both hands!
That's right! Go to ebolamonkeyman.com and you will
see our whole correspondence for the last two months.
I find it particularly funny that you were stupid
enough to let me play this game on you even after I
told you I knew you were a scammer!

You seriously need to go back to scamming school for
some remedial action. They should sit you in the
corner and put a dunce cap on your head that says "Too
stupid to even fuck monkeys", you're that stupid!

Well, it's been fun! Go fuck yourself!

Dylan (not my real name)

Well, that's it! Any constructive criticism on how I can improve my game is welcomed!

Dave

Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 2:54 am

Did you make the mistake of the money gram/western union on purpose?

They couldn't seem to get their act together: You said you were going to stuttgart and they were in bremen.....then didn't notice.

Guest

No, the WU/Moneygram thing was a stright up mistake onmy part.

Also, if you look, the final leg of the flight is from Stuttgart to Bremen.

Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 6:39 pm

Everybody makes mistakes. Deal. Move on. Bait more mugu scum. Its like the circle of life. Wink

Though I do think it may have been interesting to not tip him off about the baiting and just run him into the ground on his mistake of pointing out that he was both people. Might have been able to get another trophy shot out of him as he tried to prove that he wasn't two people. *shrug*

Overall, though, mighty fine work on your part.

Guest

I added in the photos associated with this scam.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 8

HubCapDave, I've seen that fake South African passport before (with a different name), probably about a year ago.

Guest

Hmmmm, "Prince Morrison".... Bremen, Germany as the place to go...unusual
Could this have been a badger? A prince or doors fan?

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 443

I've had that passport before:
http://www.angelfire.com/mo3/hugopulz/DANPASS.jpg

At that time he was known as Dan Mike.

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