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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:08 pm

By the way Ken Travis cursed me a fourth time and tossed in pictures of *DELETED* and tub boy just to make sure I got the point. I'm wondering if he is for real or maybe a Badger? Someone from here?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:20 pm

Ken Travis received *DELETED* and tubboy from me...I guess he enjoyed the pictures so much he decided to share.

After all Wang Qin really liked them:

Quote:

Thanks for your time and please you look sexy from behind.

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:24 pm

wormburner wrote:

I wish I knew what was going to happen to me.....

here's what Sani Adamu [email protected] says will, I guess....

Hehe. He sent you one of mine back. Translation here:
http://www.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=42959#359805

Here is my new format, which I sent to about three thousand mugus today (shamelessly stolen from http://members.lycos.co.uk/hugopulz/insultalad.html ):

Quote:

YOU ARE A MUMU,

AND THAT IS WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU CAN NOT MAKE ONE CENT
FROM THIS BUSINESS. MUGU LIKE YOU. IT IS IDIOTS LIKE
YOU THAT GO TO OKIJA SHRINE TO DO RITUALS FOR MONEY.

ONYE IBERIBE, NWA ONYE ASHAWO, HOLIGAN,OZUH,NKITA,YOUR
ENTIRE FAMILY ARE VAGABONS AND OSU AND UMEH. NDI ARA
CHINEKE KPOROKU. YOU WILL DIE A POOR MAN. YOU CAN
NEVER MAKE ONE NAIRA FROM THIS BUSINESS AND YOUR
GENERATION WILL BE SERVANTS TO PEOPLE LIKE US.

OHU LIKE YOU,ALL YOUR SISTERS MUST DIE AS ASHAWO AND
YOUR BROTHERS ALAYE. SHE NA OFF SHORE YOU DEY, YOU
MUST NOT COME BACK ALIFE. YOU WILL COME BACK IN A
COFINE, YOUR MOTHER WILL NOT ENJOY THE RICHES OF A SON
AND AM SURE SHE IS ALREADY A WIDOW THAT WILL BE A
LAUGHING STOCK TO ORTHERS IN THE VILLAGE.

YOU WILL DIE A MISERABLE DEATH AND THE DOGS WILL EAT
YOUR FLESH. BASTARD IDIOT. SON OF A NO BODY.YOU WILL
REMAIN CURSED FOREVER, THAT YOUR MOUTH THAT YOU USE IN
CAUSING OTHERS, MAY IT NEVER TASTE FOOD AGAIN AMEN.

IbuZI EZIGBO ENYIM NWOKE UGBUA MAKA NA ECHI GARA AGA KA
MU RARA NWANNE GI NWAYI OTU YA NATO MU UTO NKE UKU,
ARARAMUYA NA AZU RA YA NIRU, WE LAZIE YA AJI OTU EJIM
AJI IKPU YA NAKPAM UGBUA, AGAMU ARA YA OZO
NAMGBEDE TA DALU NWANNE ONYE OTU OMA

NWA NWOGBENYE ENYE JE CHO IHE IGA EME , NKE MBU IMAGHI
AKWUKWO NKE ABUA,INWEGH NNE NA NNA NKE ATO IBU ONYE OHI .
SOSO IHE GAENYERE GI AKA BU MU BU OGARANYA IKU NNE GI OHU .
NKU CHAYA OHU NCHAPU YA IRE OTU MA EBE WNANNE GI NWANYI NO
IHE OBULA AGAGHI EME YA NIKPU NIHINA ONA ATOM
UTO NKE UKU. JE NWUA AGA EBULA OZU GI NA 24TH DEC. LIE
GI NA 25TH.

YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE A MOTHER THATS WHY YOU ARE ABUSING
YOUR STUPID PROSTITUTE BITCH MOTHER WHO GAVE BIRTH TO A
PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU, YOU ARE A WASTE TO MANKIND,SO STUPID
YOU WILL NEVER GET ONE KOBO FROM MAGA , INFACT YOU ARE THE
BIGGEST MAGA, YOU WILL CONTINUE WORKING IN VAIN , NO
MONEY WILL EVER COME YOUR WAY YOU WILL DIE A POOR CHURCH RAT
INSTEAD YOU WILL BE LOSING ANYTHING YOU EVER GET TO ASHAWO
LIKE YOUR MAMA, ILLITERATE FOOLS, ALSO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND
LEARN HOW TO SPELL AND WRITE ENGLISH OK, NO WONDER YOU NEVER
GET MONEY, AND AS FOR YOUR MOTHER SHE STILL DEY HUSTLE FOR
STREET DEY LOOK FOR WHO GO FUCK HER WRINKLED OLD PUSSY FOR
2 NAIRA.MUMUMUMUMUMMUU LIKE YOU , YOUR PAPA NA EWU,
BASTARD. YOU GO DIE SOON YOU HEAR ME, INFACT THIS NIGHT
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN .

U ARE NOTING BUT EMPTY BALLON,IDIOT OF U BECAUSE I AM ALREADY
A BIGGER BOY OK IF I SEE U I WILL DILL WITH U OK.
GO AND HUZZLE LIKE STREET BOYS OF UR TYPE WE ARE THE PEOPLE
GOD HAS BLESS IN THIS JOB OK.

GO FUCK YOU MOTHER. THERE IS ONE ADVICE FOR YOU THOUGH, IF
YOU HAVE EVER BENEFITED FROM SCAM, THEN YOU WILL DIE BY NEXT
MONTH. REASON IS THAT I AM GO TO THE SHRINE IN UR VILLAGE TO
GIVE UR THE BEST SWEAR YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE. I AM A WORSHIPER
OF THAT SHRINE AFTER RIVER NIGER. UR MAMA, UR PAPA, UR UNBORN
CHILDREN AND UR ENTIRE GENERATION WILL BE SLAVES TO THOSE WHOM
THEY HATE TILL THE END OF THIS GENERATION.

THIS IS MY PRAYERS FOR YOU. BASTARD

Now, let's see how they respond to that:

Quote:

From: kobes powell <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: our deal

fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Quote:

From: Ben Cchuma <[email protected]>
Subject: THE WAY FORWARD FROM BEN

DEAR FOOL

guy take time wetin dey do u self. wetin b ur level self u just dey

talk anyway u dey mad u fit tell me say no of ur person 4 ur family

no dey do dis runs and if dem dey do ham all d couse go go back 2 ur

family mumu like u big fool u better pass me wetin u get self when

make dey think say u too much ogu kill u and ur generation wetin ur

name go fine 4 google poor like u .
u fit pay money how much u get . u fit pay ten thousand dollar poor

man come make i give money make take go fuck
Best Regard
Barr Ben Chumas
LEVEL MAN COME MAKE I SHOW U LEVEL FOOL

Quote:

From: john mensha <[email protected]>
Subject: fuck yoo

Quote:

From: george dunant <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: our deal

they don chop u.if you like come i gp chop u

again.mugu..........................man.Ezemugu.

Quote:

From: peter odili <[email protected]>
Subject: back to sender idiot

YOUR CAUSE WIIL GO BACK TO YOU

Quote:

From: [email protected]

<[email protected]>
Subject: SORRY

MUMU BELLO,

YOU SEE WHAT,I REFUSE TO READ THE THINGS YOU WROTE CAUSE I KNOW
YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO OFFER,THIS IS MY ADVICE TO YOU.

NEXT TIME WHEN YOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER,DONT FUCK HER THE
HARDCORE STYLE YOU KEEP FUCKING HER,SHE WAS COMPLAING TO ME THAT
YOU FUCK HER WITHOUT MERCY,I ALSO ENJOYED FUCKING YOUR MOTHER
TOO.SHE HAS THAT KIND OF PUSSY THAT WILL MAKE A MAN'S DICK FALL BUT
I MANAGE TO FUCK HER ANUS,I MEAN ASS FUCK HER.

THE LAST TIME I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER HER PUSSY WAS TOO BIG FOR MY
DICK THAT I HAVE TO USE BOTH HANDS TO MAKE HER COME STILL THERE WAS
ENOUGH ROOM TO ACOMODIATE MORE DICK,SHE TOLD ME THAT IT IS YOUR
BIG DICK THAT EXPENED HER PUSSY,I WAS SUPRISED TO SEE HER WET ALL
THROUGH THE WHILE I WAS ASS FUCKING HER.PLEASE LEAVE YOUR MOTHER
FOR ME ALONE TO FUCK SINCE YOUR FATHER DIED WHILE FUCKING YOUR
SISTER.

TELL YOUR SISTER TO WASH HER PUSSY FOR ME SO THAT I WILL COME TO
THE HOUSE TO GIVE HER ANOTHER SWEET FUCK,I KNOW THE ONE I GAVE TO
HER LAST TIME SHE NEVER FORGET IT.PLEASE STOP FUCKING YOUR MOTHER'S
PUSSY,IT IS FOR ME ALONE OK. I LOVE FUCKING YOUR MOTHER WITH THE DOG
STYLE.

FUCK YOU ASS HOLE.

Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 3:50 am

A few more...

Quote:

From: JOHNSON MUBANE <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: you

FOOLISH MAN

AS I HAVE READ YOUR BULLSHIT STORIES YOU ARE A BASTARD
AND LET ME TELL YOU ,YOU ARE A BEAST OF NO NATION IF
YOU WRITE ME AGAIN YOU WILL DIE LIKE THE WICKED AND WE
THE RIGHTOUS WILL INHERIT THAT YOUR FUCKIN WEALTH YOU
ARE BOSTING OF ,YOU ARE TALKING OF ACADEMICS LET ME
TEELL YOU, YOU AND YOUR MONEY CAN NEVER GET TO MY
LEVEL IN THE THIRTY YEARS ACADEMICALLY I DONT BLAME
YOU YOU FEEL YOU HAVE MADE IT ,I PROMISE YOU YOU HAVE
NOTHING IT IS YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FAMILY AND
GENERATION WILL DIE THIS NIGHT I AM BETTER OF THAN YOU
ANY HOW YOU LOOK AT IT ,LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY GO AND
CHECK YOUR HEALTH YOU ARE HIV POSITIVE YOU WILL DIE
SOON YOU FEEL YOU HAVE THE WHOLE MONEY NOW BUT YOU
DONT KNOW THAT YOU ARE GOING TO DIE SOON BASTARD YOU
SAID YOU WENT TO SCHOOL YOU ARE WRITING YOU R STUPID
LANGUAGE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ENGLISH YOU LEARN IN
SCHOOL ,I DONT THINK I CAN WASTE MY TIME WITH A
BASTARD POOR MAN LIKE YOU ,I WOULD HAVE LOVE TO FUCK
YOUR WIFE BUT IT IS A PITY I CANNOT BECAUSE SHE IS
HIV POSITIVE TOO ,YOU ILLITRATE YOU ARE STILL
WORSHIPPING IDOL IN THE MILLENIUM .
LET YOUR CHILDREN CHILDREN CHILDREN NOT SEE GOOD IN
THIS LIFE IF AT ALL YOU WILL HAVE LET YOUR GENERATION
NOT SEE GOOD IN THIS LIFE YOU ARE FINISHED FROM TODAY
WATCH YOUR BACK YOU ARE FINISHED BASTARD

Quote:

From: gazula kenny <[email protected]>
Subject: Fwd: REPLY

ur message don;t write me agein

Quote:

From: steve bastiaan <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK TO YOU ,

Quote:

From: edward lowe <[email protected]>
Subject: same to you...

awa, de lay unu nuh se...

you are a bastered for ever...

The above was written in a massive font, with the first line in bold.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: you

Bros,
ABEG MAKE U NO VEX OHABEG WE KNOW EACH OTHER BEFORE?UR ANNOYANCE DEEP WELL
WELL OH...I BE JUST DEY TRY HUTSLE AS I NO FIT SCHOOL AND NO WORKABEG MEK
U NO VEX OHI NO KNOW U ABI U KNOW ME?
THANK YOU SIR

Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 4:15 pm

And some mugus apparantly work Sundays. Chuks again:

Quote:

From: chuks godwin <[email protected]>
Subject: MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY, NOT ABUSES

OLD BOY, WE SUPPOSED TO DEY THINK OF HOW TO MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY AND NOT ALL THIS CURSE CURSE WEY YOU DEY CURSE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY.

IF YOU LIKE CURSE ME TILL YOU DIE, THAT ONE NA BACK TO SENDER, YOU GO USE YOUR HEAD CARRY EVERYTHING BECAUSE MY SPIRIT PASS YOUR OWN.

TRY ME AND SEE.

I GO ADVICE YOU TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS AND THINK OF HOW TO MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY OR IF YOU ANOY ME, I BET YOU YOU GO KNOW SAY I BE OREGINAL IBO MAN AND PAPY WATER FOR THAT MATTER.

JUST SEND ANY STUPID MAIL AGAIN AND I BET YOU, I GIVE YOU ONE WEEK AFTER YOU GO SEND YOUR NEXT STUPID MAIL SOMETHING WEY YOU NOW GO BELIEVE GO HAPPEN TO YOU.

I KNOW DEY LOOK FOR TROUBLE, BUT MAKE PERSON NO DAY LOOK FOR MY OWN TROUBLE, BECAUSE I AM DEADLY.

Wait until he sees that I created an email account under his name to send insults from. More from him:

Quote:

From: chuks godwin <[email protected]>
Subject: MONEY IS THE KEY WE NEED NOT ABUSES

WE SUPPOSE TO DE THINK OF HOW TO MAKE BIG MONEY AND NOT ALL THIS.

MY MAN, I NO NO WETHIN I DO UNA, BUT I WANT TO MAKE UNA KNOW SAY NA MONEY BE THE KEY AND NO BE CURSE, IF UNA LIKE CURSE ME TILL UNA DIE NOTHING GO HAPPEN TO ME, E GO GO BACK TO UNA THAT ONE I KNOW.

Quote:

From: Jane Mboweni <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: you

Dear MR 419,

GO LOOK FOR JOB IDIOTS, THIS PAPPER WHERE YOU DEY THROUGH NO BODY WILL
ANSWER.

YOU WILL SPEND YOU MONEY FOR NOT GOAT,ANSWER MUSA USMAN ASWER GODWIN YOU
THEIF THEIF 419.

YOU PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE THAT SPOILED OUR NAME NIGERIA.GO TO SCHOOL AND LOOK
FOR NICE JOB.

Gee, that's exactly what I was trying to tell Jane. Incidentally, he's wrong; lots of mugus seem to write back to the "paper" I "throw." Jane wrote to one of my other accounts, as well:

Quote:

From: Jane Mboweni <[email protected]>
Subject: fuck your mother goat.

Dear my friend,

na make take you time make na dey insult your brother goat.

gona send you money for nigeria wa gona use buy cloth and shoes goat.

i no say you never pay for house rent this mouth.

Quote:

From: mary mary <[email protected]>
Subject: back to the sender is you that will dia

Quote:

From: Barrister Festus <[email protected]>
Subject: our deal

Dear Friend ,

Please email me in English.

Thanks

Barrister Ibe Festus.

Not a problem, Barrister Festus!

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From: aisha memuna <[email protected]>
Subject: the Lord be with you

Hello Dear friend.

may the peace of the Lord be with you.
but you should remember that he who point one hand on hes or her second,the remaing four will come facing you.and i pray that the good Lord be with your mother and your family.
thanks

and remain bless.

sunny

Quote:

From: hussein usman <[email protected]>
Subject: your father and your mother will not see better in their life

Set in a huge, red font:

Quote:

From: Nelson <[email protected]>
Subject: FOREIGN MUGU

Oboy, you are the most idiot I have ever seen in this Generation. Ohoo...you mean that you can take your fucking time and write me this fuck. You are mother fuck and nothing but lazy jean.

You IDIOT of no comparizim

madam gracebolaige bolaige, again:

Quote:

From: madam gracebolaige bolaige <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

So u be Guy come dey talk like Nwa onye ASHAWO.Your mama no get piken at all. No wonder your papa live you die just like that.Try get born again bcos as i take see you,u don finish.MUMU LIKE YOUR PAPA .NA FAIR KILL YOUR PAPA AS THE MUGU NO FIT STAND THE TEST OF TIME

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Return to sender

Quote:

From: JTAYLOR75 <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: YOU

FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY

Quote:

From: chucks <[email protected]>
Subject: forgive bye

I am no boasting I am a big boy God has made it so, you
started the troble so why fuming over the curses I
returned to you. You are a Nigerian and probaly in thesame
line with what is on. You received my formant so others
received yours why the curse. I started this job befor you
I am very sure of, I senior you in age though i have not
meent you but your language tell's me so I graduated befor
you 17years ago , i have my masters in business admin, I
am at the veg of leaving this trade ok so dont curse
anyone doing it is the condition and situation they found
themselves.
I will not curse you again I have returned my curses to
the devil.
So let the sleeping dog lie.
bye

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 732

I love how they always accuse you of being "ILLITRATE" when you're trying to write in ladspeak Very Happy

They always spell it like that Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

ergot wrote:

Quote:

From: chucks <[email protected]>
Subject: Leu Chang

You are a 419er using chinis name Leu Chang you bombing
chinis formant idiot
You that can not inpregnate your girlfriend.
mumu

O

So, if anyone has a mugu named Leu Chang, his real name might be chinis. I have no idea what he means by my using chinis' format, unless the guy's format happens to be extremely insulting and in Igbo. Not a very profitable format, in my experience. No one that I have sent it to has sent me any money.

chinis = chinese since Leu Chang is a chinese name

Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 9:12 pm

zack wrote:

chinis = chinese since Leu Chang is a chinese name

Hey, you're right! I still don't get the "chinis format" thing, though.

A few more...

Quote:

From: prof philips mbeki <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: you

OTU NNEGI...................

Quote:

From: fred <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: YOU

well have u taken ur time to type and send his

out.........................
am send it back to u wishing all the courses back make God help u 4

real men its a pity who knows u behave like a baby here.....

Quote:

From: lisa martini <[email protected]>
Subject: ha fire..........

who you think say you beee............if i find you e no go easy u fit lost ur life believe me na nuber one man for uni calaber dey yan.

Quote:

From: frank okoro <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: you

YOU ARE ALREADY DIGGING YOUR GRAVE AND THAT OF YOUR PRECIOUS ONE IN YOUR FAMILY. YOU DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF MAN, YOU DO NOT KNOW THE MYSTRY THAT SORROUNDS LIFE AND DEATH, WE HAVE DIFFERENT TYPES OF HUMAN BEINGS IN THIS WORLD, SOME PASS PASS THROUGH THE WINDOW, WHILE SOME THROUGH THE DOOR. NOT EVERY ONE IS WILLING FOR FRIVOLITIES. BE WARNED.

YOU WILL EXPERIENCE A LESSON YOU WILL NEVER FORGET IN YOUR LIFE.

Quote:

From: TINASUS <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: REPLY

MA GI ONWE GI

Quote:

From: TINASUS <[email protected]>
Subject: ALSO BACK TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Quote:

From: peery scott <[email protected]>
Subject: wise

you realy writting wiches for your self having time to play
with your life, try an wise.

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 12:19 am

Last ones for today...

Quote:

From: george dunant <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: our deal

YOU NO GET WORK<LOOK FOR ONE AND ENGAGE URSELF.OK
I Am TRAINING 20 BOYS TO BE EXPERTS BEFORE TWO YRS SO THAT I WILL

SEND ALL TO EUROPE AND AMERICA FOR MORE JOBS.POOR MAN.WORK UR WAY.I

ADVICE U OR U DIE IN POORNESS.

Quote:

From: labi donald <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: you

If eh be say dey don chup u bi 4 jut hush.

u hear/

maga

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: YOUR PROPOSA

AHMED
AM INTERESTED IN YOUR PROPOSAL YOU CAN REACH ME ON 866 -296-7075.
LEONARD RUEL

Huh? That guy was replying to the insulting email that is in English. WTF? Anyway, don't call him.

Set in a huge font:

Quote:

From: Hans <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: you
R
I DONT KNOW YOU. WHAT UR PROBLEM. I NEVER MAILED YOU SO WHAT THE

HECK?
YOUR SWEARING WILL ALL COME BACK TO YOU OK? CAUSE I DONT KNOW

YOU.............

Quote:

From: "bintuhi smith" <[email protected]>
Subject: HELLO

make GOD BLESS YOU OK AM SORRY IF I OFFEN YOU THANK

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:59 am

Here's some from the bastard child of the insulting mass bait ( clicky ). Did a limited run to test everything out, here's some feedback from the lads themselves ..Must be fun for them, going to "work" on a Monday morning and being cursed left right and center

Quote:

From: bensonadams1 <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GOAT

UR FATHER IS AN IDIOT FOOL, ANIMAL

Quote:

From: naveed jafar <[email protected]>
Subject: your life is a waste........bastard ask your mother

you parent will never see your good and you will never live to see yourchildren okay.disaster upon u and ur family.you will see yourself sexingur mother that gave birth to you with the sperm of your father but fromanother man.ask your mother who is your father.look at yourself,do youresemble your father?
you are been fooled by yourmother.bastard

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK
BROS BACK AT YA......LOL

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RECONFIRM YOUR DETAILS

SUCKER MUMUBELLO USMUMU,

WHAT ABOUT A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK IN YOUR MOTHER'S WET PUSSY, IT
WILL MAKE A GOOD LIVING ROOM PICTURE. I HAVE TOLD YOU TO STOP
FUCKING YOUR MMOTHER WHEN NOBODY IS AROUND.

I AM YOUR NEXT DOOR FREIND.THE OTHER DAY I SAW YOU SUCKING AND
FINGERING YOUR SISTER ,WHAT A SIN THING.

GO SUCK A GOAT,NO A PIG.
SUCKER.

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From: chucks <[email protected]>
Subject: Usman Bello IMPOTENCE

All CURSES RETURN TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.OGUN, ORUMILA
SANGO, AZIDO OHAMEN, god OF TUNTHER GO FIRE YOU AND YOUR
FAMILY YOU WEN HIM PERNIS NOR DEY RAISE SO THESE WILL MAKE
YOU MORE IMPOTENT IDIOT

Quote:

From: alex godbless <[email protected]>
Subject: there is death awaithing bolt of us

COME MAKE I TELL U MAY U MINE DE WAY U DE TALK TO PERSON LIKE U BECOZ NOT DE WAY U DE THINK I DE THINK PLS NOT WRIGHT TO MY BOX AGAIN I USED GOD TAKE BEG U U GO DIE I GO DIE NOBORDY GO LIVE FOREVER IF U BE RICH MAN NA 4 URSELF IF I BE RICH MAN NA 4 MYSELF NA GOD GET POWER NA HIM DEY BLESS EVERYBORDY BYE

Sani must have been very annoyed cause he sent 3 emails back Smile

The bold bits were in 76 size font

Quote:

From: sani <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR WHOLE GENERATION ARE POOR AND WILL ALWAYS BE POOR YOU SON OF A GOAT.

Quote:

From: sani <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: BACK TO SENDER

JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. U THINK SAY U FIT CARRY THIS YOUR YAYA NAMA GET JOB?
SANI ADAMU

Quote:

From: sani <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: THIS IS MY PRAYERS FOR YOU. BASTARDBACK TO SENDER

YOU ARE A MUMU,

Find something to do. Or u should go 2tokpa nd puch truck, or put on yellow uniform to b kekene instead of am rubber

AND THAT IS WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU CAN NOT MAKE ONE CENT
FROM THIS BUSINESS. MUGU LIKE YOU. IT IS IDIOTS LIKE
YOU THAT GO TO OKIJA SHRINE TO DO RITUALS FOR MONEY.

ONYE IBERIBE, NWA ONYE ASHAWO, HOLIGAN,OZUH,NKITA,YOUR
ENTIRE FAMILY ARE VAGABONS AND OSU AND UMEH. NDI ARA
CHINEKE KPOROKU. YOU WILL DIE A POOR MAN. YOU CAN
NEVER MAKE ONE NAIRA FROM THIS BUSINESS AND YOUR
GENERATION WILL BE SERVANTS TO PEOPLE LIKE US.

OHU LIKE YOU,ALL YOUR SISTERS MUST DIE AS ASHAWO AND
YOUR BROTHERS ALAYE. SHE NA OFF SHORE YOU DEY, YOU
MUST NOT COME BACK ALIFE. YOU WILL COME BACK IN A
COFINE, YOUR MOTHER WILL NOT ENJOY THE RICHES OF A SON
AND AM SURE SHE IS ALREADY A WIDOW THAT WILL BE A
LAUGHING STOCK TO ORTHERS IN THE VILLAGE.

YOU WILL DIE A MISERABLE DEATH AND THE DOGS WILL EAT
YOUR FLESH. BASTARD IDIOT. SON OF A NO BODY.YOU WILL
REMAIN CURSED FOREVER, THAT YOUR MOUTH THAT YOU USE IN
CAUSING OTHERS, MAY IT NEVER TASTE FOOD AGAIN AMEN.

IbuZI EZIGBO ENYIM NWOKE UGBUA MAKA NA ECHI GARA AGA KA
MU RARA NWANNE GI NWAYI OTU YA NATO MU UTO NKE UKU,
ARARAMUYA NA AZU RA YA NIRU, WE LAZIE YA AJI OTU EJIM
AJI IKPU YA NAKPAM UGBUA, AGAMU ARA YA OZO
NAMGBEDE TA DALU NWANNE ONYE OTU OMA

NWA NWOGBENYE ENYE JE CHO IHE IGA EME , NKE MBU IMAGHI
AKWUKWO NKE ABUA,INWEGH NNE NA NNA NKE ATO IBU ONYE OHI .
SOSO IHE GAENYERE GI AKA BU MU BU OGARANYA IKU NNE GI OHU .
NKU CHAYA OHU NCHAPU YA IRE OTU MA EBE WNANNE GI NWANYI NO
IHE OBULA AGAGHI EME YA NIKPU NIHINA ONA ATOM
UTO NKE UKU. JE NWUA AGA EBULA OZU GI NA 24TH DEC. LIE
GI NA 25TH.

YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE A MOTHER THATS WHY YOU ARE ABUSING
YOUR STUPID PROSTITUTE BITCH MOTHER WHO GAVE BIRTH TO A
PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU, YOU ARE A WASTE TO MANKIND,SO STUPID
YOU WILL NEVER GET ONE KOBO FROM MAGA , INFACT YOU ARE THE
BIGGEST MAGA, YOU WILL CONTINUE WORKING IN VAIN , NO
MONEY WILL EVER COME YOUR WAY YOU WILL DIE A POOR CHURCH RAT
INSTEAD YOU WILL BE LOSING ANYTHING YOU EVER GET TO ASHAWO
LIKE YOUR MAMA, ILLITERATE FOOLS, ALSO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND
LEARN HOW TO SPELL AND WRITE ENGLISH OK, NO WONDER YOU NEVER
GET MONEY, AND AS FOR YOUR MOTHER SHE STILL DEY HUSTLE FOR
STREET DEY LOOK FOR WHO GO FUCK HER WRINKLED OLD PUSSY FOR
2 NAIRA.MUMUMUMUMUMMUU LIKE YOU , YOUR PAPA NA EWU,
BASTARD. YOU GO DIE SOON YOU HEAR ME, INFACT THIS NIGHT
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN .

U ARE NOTING BUT EMPTY BALLON,IDIOT OF U BECAUSE I AM ALREADY
A BIGGER BOY OK IF I SEE U I WILL DILL WITH U OK.
GO AND HUZZLE LIKE STREET BOYS OF UR TYPE WE ARE THE PEOPLE
GOD HAS BLESS IN THIS JOB OK.

GO FUCK YOU MOTHER. THERE IS ONE ADVICE FOR YOU THOUGH, IF
YOU HAVE EVER BENEFITED FROM SCAM, THEN YOU WILL DIE BY NEXT
MONTH. REASON IS THAT I AM GO TO THE SHRINE IN UR VILLAGE TO
GIVE UR THE BEST SWEAR YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE. I AM A WORSHIPER
OF THAT SHRINE AFTER RIVER NIGER. UR MAMA, UR PAPA, UR UNBORN
CHILDREN AND UR ENTIRE GENERATION WILL BE SLAVES TO THOSE WHOM
THEY HATE TILL THE END OF THIS GENERATION.

THIS IS MY PRAYERS FOR YOU. BASTARD

Find something to do. Or u should go 2tokpa nd puch truck, or put on yellow uniform to b kekene instead of am rubber

Quote:

From: Abudullahi Abubarkar <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: MONEYGRAM DETAILS

I WISH YOU WHAT YOU WISH MY FAMILY,
0NE BILLION TIME,S IDIOT.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: MONEYGRAM DETAILS

Usman Bello

your papa he no go better for your mother and you, make Goat fuck your mama and all your sisters , he no go better for your family , na car go kill you and all your family in short na fire go burn una for house when una dey sleep , you must die withing the following weeks . you big fool make mad man fuck your mother . na mailgurd na hin fuck your mother way dey take born you na him make you fit get mind send me mail thurdern fire you and your family.

you fool .

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From: 2122 2322 123 <[email protected]>
Subject: RE:MONEYGRAM DETAILS

You are the biggest fool on earth,
I know say na your mama picture be that, your mama na real ashawa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sure say na aids go kill all your family before 1-10-2005
lets bet.
wait and see you must die before 1-10-2005
you go see and na UDENE go eat your dead body.
big fool.
OSU
MUGGU
MGBADA

Quote:

From: tajudeen datti <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: MONEYGRAM DETAILS

you are very stupid . stop writing all these useless
letter you are sending to people .dont you know it is
a sin to you.

thanks.

Quote:

From: JONES <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: MONEYGRAM DETAILS

BACK TO SENDER. St. innocent, chief judge of the world, say may God have mercy on you.

Quote:

From: JONES <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: MONEYGRAM DETAILS

BACK TO SENDER, and may God have mercy on you. saint Innocent. Chief Judge of the world.

Quote:

From: samuel eze <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: MONEYGRAM DETAILS

Yu no talk de one wey concern yu, even if yu be God. Yu be suffer suffer for life and all de people wey talk bad for me or course only take what dem say.i hope dat you no go reach for this week, yu go see. All those things wey yu swey me no get any single power. It is a shame dat you still belive for
those kind things Powerless Gods. Stupid Muslim, Osama Bin Laden brother

Quote:

From: henry suru henry <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK TO SENDER

Quote:

From: JohnObi <[email protected]>
Subject: I AM ULTIMATELY FULLY IN CHARGE

I AM ULTIMATELY FULLY IN CHARGE IN JESUS NAME . MAY ALL THE COURSES BE REVERTED BACK TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY RIGHT NOW. RECEIVE DEATH MESSAGE THIS MONTH HENCE YOU WISHED ME THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH I AM REALLY SORRY FOR YOU BECAUSE I AM FULLY IN CHARGE SO BE WARNED BOY.

Quote:

From: jim heavy <[email protected]>
Subject: to your parents all at home .

Quote:

From: michel aron <[email protected]>
Subject:AJI OTU NNE GI OOOOOOOO. O GI KA M GA EJI EME YA, GI NA UMU NNE GI*

Quote:

From: sydney taboh <[email protected]>
Subject: Thanks.

THAT IS WHY U ARE A TOLD.
U EAT UR MAMA

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK TO SENDER

Quote:

From: carol nana <[email protected]>
Subject: your papa

u are a bastard idiot

Quote:

From: Wang Qin <[email protected]>
Subject: IDIOTIC FOOLISH BROS!!!!

YOU BE BAD MARKET, GO DIE FOR HELLL

ASS HOLE..

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: ur info

I don tell u Usman or whatever your name is.
It is either Ovia Or Okhuahe that will take your useless life. I know that this year will not run-by.
As far as you are a strong believer of satan as from today henceforth
you will never see anything good in life cos you are cursed.
You have killed sleep. You have used your own hands to curse yourself.

Quote:

From: jafa alam <[email protected]>
Subject: Hi

YOU ARE A MUMU, AND THAT IS WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU CAN NOT MAKE ONE CENT FROM THIS BUSINESS. MUGU LIKE YOU. IT IS IDIOTS LIKE YOU THAT GO TO OKIJA SHRINE TO DO RITUALS FOR MONEY. ONYE IBERIBE, NWA ONYE ASHAWO, HOLIGAN,OZUH,NKITA,YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY ARE VAGABONS AND OSU AND UMEH. NDI ARA CHINEKE KPOROKU. YOU WILL DIE A POOR MAN. YOU CAN NEVER MAKE ONE NAIRA FROM THIS BUSINESS AND YOUR GENERATION WILL BE SERVANTS TO PEOPLE LIKE US. OHU LIKE YOU,ALL YOUR SISTERS MUST DIE AS ASHAWO AND YOUR BROTHERS ALAYE. SHE NA OFF SHORE YOU DEY, YOU MUST NOT COME BACK ALIFE. YOU WILL COME BACK IN A COFINE, YOUR MOTHER WILL NOT ENJOY THE RICHES OF A SON AND AM SURE SHE IS ALREADY A WIDOW THAT WILL BE A LAUGHING STOCK TO ORTHERS IN THE VILLAGE. YOU WILL DIE A MISERABLE DEATH AND THE DOGS WILL EAT YOUR FLESH. BASTARD IDIOT. SON OF A NO BODY.YOU WILL REMAIN CURSED FOREVER, THAT YOUR MOUTH THAT YOU USE IN CAUSING OTHERS, MAY IT NEVER TASTE FOOD AGAIN AMEN. IbuZI EZIGBO ENYIM NWOKE UGBUA MAKA NA ECHI GARA AGA KA MU RARA NWANNE GI NWAYI OTU YA NATO MU UTO NKE UKU, ARARAMUYA NA AZU RA YA NIRU, WE LAZIE YA AJI OTU EJIM AJI IKPU YA NAKPAM UGBUA, AGAMU ARA YA OZO NAMGBEDE TA DALU NWANNE ONYE OTU OMA NWA NWOGBENYE ENYE JE CHO IHE IGA EME , NKE MBU IMAGHI AKWUKWO NKE ABUA,INWEGH NNE NA NNA NKE ATO IBU ONYE OHI . SOSO IHE GAENYERE GI AKA BU MU BU OGARANYA IKU NNE GI OHU . NKU CHAYA OHU NCHAPU YA IRE OTU MA EBE WNANNE GI NWANYI NO IHE OBULA AGAGHI EME YA NIKPU NIHINA ONA ATOM UTO NKE UKU. JE NWUA AGA EBULA OZU GI NA 24TH DEC. LIE GI NA 25TH. YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE A MOTHER THATS WHY YOU ARE ABUSING YOUR STUPID PROSTITUTE BITCH MOTHER WHO GAVE BIRTH TO A PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU, YOU ARE A WASTE TO MANKIND,SO STUPID YOU WILL NEVER GET ONE KOBO FROM MAGA , INFACT YOU ARE THE BIGGEST MAGA, YOU WILL CONTINUE WORKING IN VAIN , NO MONEY WILL EVER COME YOUR WAY YOU WILL DIE A POOR CHURCH RAT INSTEAD YOU WILL BE LOSING ANYTHING YOU EVER GET TO ASHAWO LIKE YOUR MAMA, ILLITERATE FOOLS, ALSO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL AND WRITE ENGLISH OK, NO WONDER YOU NEVER GET MONEY, AND AS FOR YOUR MOTHER SHE STILL DEY HUSTLE FOR STREET DEY LOOK FOR WHO GO FUCK HER WRINKLED OLD PUSSY FOR 2 NAIRA.MUMUMUMUMUMMUU LIKE YOU , YOUR PAPA NA EWU, BASTARD. YOU GO DIE SOON YOU HEAR ME, INFACT THIS NIGHT YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN . U ARE NOTING BUT EMPTY BALLON,IDIOT OF U BECAUSE I AM ALREADY A BIGGER BOY OK IF I SEE U I WILL DILL WITH U OK. GO AND HUZZLE LIKE STREET BOYS OF UR TYPE WE ARE THE PEOPLE GOD HAS BLESS IN THIS JOB OK. GO FUCK YOU MOTHER. THERE IS ONE ADVICE FOR YOU THOUGH, IF YOU HAVE EVER BENEFITED FROM SCAM, THEN YOU WILL DIE BY NEXT MONTH. REASON IS THAT I AM GO TO THE SHRINE IN UR VILLAGE TO GIVE UR THE BEST SWEAR YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE. I AM A WORSHIPER OF THAT SHRINE AFTER RIVER NIGER. UR MAMA, UR PAPA, UR UNBORN CHILDREN AND UR ENTIRE GENERATION WILL BE SLAVES TO THOSE WHOM THEY HATE TILL THE END OF THIS GENERATION. THIS IS MY PRAYERS FOR YOU. BASTARD

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:52 am

By the way I think the lads need to be slapped they are recycling curses

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 2:56 pm

mafrazou wrote:

By the way I think the lads need to be slapped they are recycling curses

I couldn't agree more! It's especially funny to see the lads writing back to a bot. Well, I guess they spend hours talking to chatbots, so it stands to reason that they'd talk to the insultbot as well.

Some more from my inboxes:

Quote:

From: NOMBULELO ZUMA <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: you

IDIOT, YOU WILL END UP INTERFERING. CAN YOU SEND ME YOUR DETAILS SO THAT I
CAN BUY YOU A JAGUAR(S

(Emphasis mine)

Quote:

From: john matiz <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK TO SENDER IN JESUS NAME AMEN

SEE YOU WHO HAVE MAKE ALOT OF MONEY AND YOU ARE STILL LOOKING FOR MEGA YOU NERVER SEE ANY ONE IN NETAGAIN BECAUSE YOU HAVE OFFEDE THE GODS,AND ALL THE MONEY YOU HAVE MAKE IN YOUR LIFE IT WILL BE FINIES AND YOU WIL DIE AND ALL YOUR FAMILY WHO SUPOSE TO BENEFIT IT FROM YOU THEY WILL ALL DIE,AND IF YOU TRY TO REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE YOU WILL DIE IN 2OURS TIME AMEN

MR.OPARA OF THE GODS

Another reply sent both to me and a scammer:

Quote:

From: steven davis <[email protected]>
To: xxxxxxxxx <[email protected]>, [email protected]
Subject: Re: you

BACK TO SENDER IN JESUS NAME AMEN

Quote:

From: MOHABACHA <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: hello my dear ....

Ikpu NNe Gi dey smell like ogiri.

Poor fool

Quote:

From: Collins Williams <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: you

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE ALL MESS? MAIN STOP SENDING ME THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MORE THEN SICKER

The above was bold, in a large font, and mailed to two different accounts.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: oleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

your mamatoto na water.

Quote:

From: Alassane Traore <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: our deal

Didn't say anything, but he sent *DELETED* and tubboy!

Here's benard solomon again, the guy who previously begged me to let him get loosed:

Quote:

From: benard solomon <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: you

Mr what do you think you are saying or doing???

Stop Stop Stop Stop .

Quote:

From: consultantandy <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: our deal

ATTN:FRUSTRATED FELLOW,

THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR TIME TO WRITE SHOWS THAT YOU HAVE LOST SENSE OF DIRECTION IN LIFE.I REALLY PRAY THAT GOD WILL ASSIST YOU TO REDISCOVER LIFE BUT I AM SURE IT IS ALMOST A LOST BATTLE FOR YOU.REST IN PEACE IN THE BOSSOM OF THE DEVIL YOUR TORMENTOR / MASTER.

REGARDS,

WHO IS PRAYING FOR YOU.

Quote:

From: MRS LINDA WIILIAMS A BANKER <[email protected]>
Subject: OK

OHHHHHHHH BY THE MY GOOG GOD THAT ANSWER BY FIRE,

I RETURN THIS PRAYER BACK TO YOU LET THIS PRAYER ENTER INTO YOUR BLOOD SYSTEMS PLMS. 109.

Quote:

From: rowland odiaka <[email protected]>
Subject: back to you

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 3:59 pm

ergot wrote:

Quote:

From: Alassane Traore <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: our deal

Didn't say anything, but he sent *DELETED* and tubboy!

From now on I'll send the lads directly to "my personal website" instead of sending them the pictures.

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

Quote:

1)Chineke kpokwa gi oku.
2)Agwo tupiakwa gi anya.
3)Agwo sutukwa gi onu.Egbe burukwa umu gi.
4)Amadioha kpokwa gi oku.
5)I yiri ikwikwi.
6)Ama nna gi chiekwa.
7)Yagba ru kwa ragi azu oh.
FINALY ? UTO NNE GBAGWA AKO
OHU SHI GBE KWA NNE

Quote:

Why are you being so foolish? I feel you just have to grow up and I will pray with you so that the good God will help you.

Quote:

SHOULD YOU HAVE NOTHING DOING WHY NOT DROP DEAD.

Sent four times in a row by [email protected]:

Quote:

NNEGI NWUA TAAA NNAGI ANWUA ECHI UMUNNIGI NINE ANWUSIA SOSO GI GAFODU KA IWERE ANYAGI FURU IFE I MERE ONWEGI.
IGA EKPU ISI-EKE IGA NYU NSI RIE YA NONUGI INUGO IGADI NDU ONWU KA MMA, UDENE GAERI ANUGI FINAL,
ONYE ABAGANA NA AGWA GI OTUA ONYE OSOSOGI BURU,

Sent three times in a row by [email protected]:

Quote:

IN FACT YOU WILL BURRY MORE THAN HUNDRED PEAPLE IN YOUR PLACE. ARO ABAGANA TIGBUKWAGI NA EZI NA UNO GI NINE INANU

Quote:

EHE NE LE I GWARA BACK TO SENDER.
EPKEMTU GBU NNE GI.
OMA RELUGI.

Quote:

KA NGWA GI,
IBU ONYE OSI.OTU NNEGI KA INA EKWUE

Quote:

fooooooooooooooooooooooooooool go to helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll fire idiot bestard you will die of AIDS

[email protected] wrote

Quote:

O'l boy,

Why dont you use your time and do something usefull
than writing me nonesence.

Be warned that anytime I receive this junk from you,
you will be reported.

You fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

Quote:

IDIOT

Quote:

nne na nna gi ama fu uzo ne enu uwa ha bia. iga awu awu ne enu uwa i bia. e ma fu ihe ibegi fu. ige fu-efu. obu nke gi. (Chineke kpokwa gi oku. Agwo tupiakwa gi anya. Agwo sutukwa gi onu. Egbe burukwa umu gi. Amadioha kpokwa gi oku. I yiri ikwikwi. Ama nna
gi chiekwa.)

Quote:

ihere megbu kwagi, ewegi akaoru naenyigi nsogbu ,mad man .
ekwensu maimai nwoke.

Quote:

GUY MAKE I TELL U UR FUCK UOP TOOMUCH SOMETHING WEY U GO DEY TELL OTHER PEOPLE NA IEM U DEY TELL UR BROTHER BECOS I DEY FIN MY BELLE OK IF U TALK SAY TO FIN BELLE NO GOOD U NO GO GET AM FOR THIS WORLD WEY U DEY NO REPLY THIS MAIL BUT NA JUST TO TELL U SAY UR FUCK UP TOOMUCH IF U NO BUY THE IDEA WHY NOT DELETE AM ABI U WAN TELL ME SAY U SABI WRITE AND COURSE PEOPLE

IF U WRITE ME AGAIN I GO SEND VIRUS TO UR BOX

Quote:

YOU WILL DIE THE WAY EZEGO YOUR BROTHER THIEF DIED.
THE WAY MORRIS IBEKWE DIED IN JAIL.

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:27 pm

Quote:

From: alex godbless <[email protected]>
Subject: just dust like me u ar too

come make i tell u ibi like sa na only u na sabi sue or talk pass u not no de way u dey sue 4 ornother na so GOD wen creat de earth dey still de sue 4 u so pls i take God take beg u no rit to me again ok bye bye

Quote:

From: iyke madu <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: YOU

u son of a bitch,afankulo,ur mom is filodibutania and no u
don't know the languge i am specking,go and ask an italian
what it mean.u can not make money in ur life coz i have
cursed u,u have been fucked in you ass in the spirit and u
shall not see good for writing nonesence to me.the oracle
have spoken u shall not die but will continue to
suffer.psalm 35.

Quote:

From: jacob matha <[email protected]>
Subject: you will died this year just make it some where,I did not want to kill you but ,the death sentens has past agairest

LISTEN JUST BELIVE ME YOU ARE THE NEXT TO DEAD IN YOUR FAMILY,IS YOUR TURN,BUT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU CAN ASK ME,AND YOU WILL .KNOW YOU TIME IS LIMITED JUST REMINH LITTLE.THAT YOU WANT TO MARRIE IS YOUR ENEMY.MAY YOU REST IN PEACE.

Quote:

From: bintuhi smith <[email protected]>
Subject: atu nne gi

Quote:

From: princess clara ajana <[email protected]>
Subject: RE:Re: Urgent pls reply

my guy you ffffffffffffffffffff
you no even act as a nigerian at all. so your suffer head sweet well well. no wonder you open box with musa, e be like sey you get hausa blood for your body. Infact animal better pass you. am a big boy here in tokyo, living a big life, you dey waste your streght dey talk rubish. Abeg find something good to do.
mumu like you,
animal bastard, idiotic poor man

Quote:

From: lisa martini <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Respond

why you dey fool your self like dis..........i no go worry if you come in anyform i go ignore cus i pas you if you get time you go usa am wella.

In huge font, in red, blue, and pink:

Quote:

From: sani <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK TO SENDER JUJU MAN

BACK TO SENDER

JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. U THINK SAY U FIT CARRY THIS YOUR YAYA NAMA GET JOB?

BACK TO SENDER

Quote:

From: tony ovie <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Respond

fuck you ooooooooooo i kill you you die i fuck your mother

Huge font:

Quote:

From: edward lowe <[email protected]>
Subject: thanks for your response...

You are a bad market to your generation...

Quote:

From: WESTAFRICA MONETARYBAORD. <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: you

YOU ARE AN IDOIT BASTARD LIKE YOU STAY OFF IDIOT

Quote:

From: Gwomaze <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: you

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU BUSH MAN FOOLISH MAN YOU WILL DIE LIKE CHICKEN AND YOU PARENTS WOULN'T FIND YOU DEAD BODY. ALL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY WILL ALSO DIE LIKE CHICKEN. YOU WILL REMAIN POOR FOREVER AND EVER AMEN. GOD WILL PUNISH YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY YOU WILL NEVER SEE PEACE IN YOUR LIFE AGAIN NEITHER ANY OF YOUR FFAMILY MEMBERS.

ONYE IBERIBE ODIGHI ATUMATU ITURU NA EBEM NO GA DI ILE NA AHA JESUS. ATUMATU GI NILE NARANIYI. EKWENSU MERE GI WAYO. YOU FAILY USE YOU AS A FAMILY SACRIYIES.

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:29 pm

Hey Ergot:
Slayer Faith sez ya owe me a beer...
You mailed one of those to my catcher account...

'sall right though....I shamelessly stole it so that I could write my goodbye letter to the two lads that I was baiting...

Haven't heard back from them yet though...
http://www.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=43108

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 11:32 pm

I don't think that one's mine. It seems to be based on one of mine, though.

I send:

Quote:

AGWO TUPIAKWA GI AMU, OLE.NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU
YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,
IYALAYAEH, NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGI WU ONYE OHI,FOOL LIKE YOU.
UNA NNE GI NWUOKWA.OTU AGBAWAKWA NNE GI ONWU GBUKWE
ONYE OBULA NU ULO UNUoooooooooooooo

IBU EZIGBO EWU,KAM GWAGI IHE SORO GI INAEDE KAMA MARA NA
OTU MBOCHI AKA GA AKPARAGI BU ONYE OSHI, AS 4 NNE GI NA NNA
GI HA ABUO AGWABEGI ONYE MURU GI.EMECHA JUO NNE GI ONYE
MURU GI,LEE NWANNE GI NKE OZO IGA AHU NA OBUGI OTU NWOKE
MURU UNU,NNEGI BU ASHAWO 5NAIRA.POLICE JIDE GI.

OTU NNE GI GBAKWA OKU.IBU EZIGBO ONYE ARA o! AHULA M GI NA NRO
NA IGA ANWU NA 15th ONWA EKERESIMESI ELIE GI NA 25th.ELICHANGI
MUMU A INA ERI ONA ATOGIUTO GA ABUZI MUMU MUNA NIDI OTUM.
OBU NA IMAGI NA OBUMUNWA TUBARA NNE GI IME OJI MUO GI?
ISI NA OBU ASI GI GWAM KA M GWAGI KA AJI OTU NA IRE YA DI.

CHINEKE KPOKWA GI OKU
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

U HAVE BEEN CURSED.olokun,okhian gbeluwahia,ivbio orhiovban,vbe eze

You got:

Quote:

NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE
BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGI WU ONYE OHI,FOOL
LIKE YOU.

NNE GI NA NNA GI NA UMUNNEGI NILE NWUKWA ODE BURUKU. NNE GI BU
AKWUNNA. NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU. AMU JIE GI. AGWO TUPIAKWA GI ANYA.
EGBE BURUKWA UMU GI. AMA NNA GI CHIEKWA. CHINEKE KPOKWA GI
OKU.ooooooooooooooooooo

ONYE OHI,IGAGHI AHU IFE OMA NA NDU GI.KA M JUO GI?MUGUA OBU NNE GI KA
OBU NNA GI? OLEE I HE INA EBERE AKWA,MOOOOOMOOOOOOOO.UCHU GBA KWA
GI,ONYE AJI IKE NSI,IHERE ADIGHI EME GI,OTULE DI KA GI.

AJI OTU NNE GI OOOOOOOO. O GI KA M GA EJI EME YA, GI NA UMU NNE GI

CHINEKE KPOKWA GI OKU

I'll still buy you a beer either way, though.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 12:15 am

As a little bit of variety for the lads, today I sent out w3jn's brilliant format, as seen here:
http://www.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=43030#360794

I'm guessing that just over two thousand lads received it, including two hundred new ones that I don't believe that I've insulted before. They'll be hearing more from me in the future...

Quote:

From: tony ovie <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Respond

oh yeah? i will kill you. i will dead you. now. you die. ooooooooooooooo

Huge blue font:

Quote:

From: sani <[email protected]>
Subject: GO BACK TO SENDER

JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. U THINK SAY U FIT CARRY THIS YOUR YAYA NAMA GET JOB?

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Respond

O boy u no dey grow at all,
15,000 na small i just collect 85.000 dollars any way and the mugu still
get second payment of 420.000 USD tp pay,sorry n a so owu hold u reach
so tey u no fit hustle get ur own work na 2 got people work.

Anyway may be i go help u out,i see u are frustrated.

Call me )1-4772171

So this guy is either bragging or just stole 85,000USD from somebody (who he will now pressure for 420K). Either way, I want to insult him all the more as a result. Don't forget to not call him.

Quote:

From: Mr. Gabriel Zaga <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Respond

Pig

Quote:

From: tina philip <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Respond

Bros,

Thank you for you bad prayers for me ok.but this is too bad of you,i may be you brother you know?
Thanks

Quote:

From: suleman muhamede <[email protected]>
Subject: THIS IS VERY URGENT MY DEAR.

Dear friend
you know that your a fool to reply me in that way you don't have something
to do ?FUCK YOUR MOTHER MORE THEN TEN TIME I KNOW THAT ALL YOUR FAMILY ARE
FOOL AT 40 OTU MAMER INFACT CALL ME ON LINE 01 7542686745 THEN WE CAN TALK
ON PHONE YOU KNOW THAT IS GOOD LIKE THAT

Don't call him. I believe that's a US number, BTW.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 12:38 am

Noting that many of the responses invoke God, I drafted up a new one to insult their integrity:

Quote:

you must think yourself "am I proud of my work". what will you say your
son or dauter who ask "daddy what your job". you answer "i 419 man steal fm da
maga fool ok".

did ur mama take you to church. did ur mama say not to steal. do u
know stealing is sin. and are u proud that u steal. u havve 4 houses
ok but no respect fm ur family fm ur mama fm ur papa. ur son know u
thief. u teach ur small boy to be 419??ooooooo

you dey think ur big but ur small small boy who no make honest job and
wage for family. any stupid animale can steal like hyena. i pray to
lord for you to stop this crap ok

NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE
BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,AMU NNAGI,IGBU NNEGI,FOOL LIKE YOU.

Sent 8 hours ago to 100 lads and no responses yet Sad

. Just sent to a couple hundred more.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 5:42 am

I got a bunch which I will copy paste later, however I though this was too funny t to hold back

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: MONEYGRAM DETAILS

PLEASE STOP SENDING MAILS TO DIS BOX U ARE CONSTIPATING MY BOX U PIG
BASTARD

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

This is all I got over the night. Sad

I'll have to send some more insults.

Quote:

the same to your grand parents and your unborn children AMEN big fool go and look for work if you dont have one

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Mar 2004 Posts: 207

hobbes wrote:

Ken Travis received *DELETED* and tubboy from me...I guess he enjoyed the pictures so much he decided to share.

Wait.....

There is a tub boy? Oh good lord! puke

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 4:51 pm

I sent this out to some of the lads who replied to your insults:

(Do NOT click!)

Quote:

I am very happy to have received your email, and I WILL DEFINITELY
do my best to assist you in this matter. I am a honest man and I
promise that you can trust me 100 percent.

I invite you to look at my personal website,
http://traceroute.zoy.org/ for more information about me.

Your new friend,

.

The link is to a shock site called "last measure". It plays a audio file of someone shouting "hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porn!" and abuses javascript heavily to open lots of popups and show nasty pictures.

Got a couple of amusing replies at least:

henry suru henry <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK TO THE SENDER.( I AM NOT USING THIS ID ANYMORE DEAD MAN)

Quote:

YOU WILL DIE VERY SOON AND I WILL STOP TO USE THIS EMAIL ID .

LOOK AT YOU. YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD.

HELL FIRE YOU GO IN JESUS NAME AMEN.

JOHNSON MUBANE <[email protected]> sent me a standard reply.
I asked if he had looked at "my" website, and then he sent another standard reply. I complained that he didn't answer my question, and then he finally looked at it:

Quote:

What is that ,i saw hell

johnson

I got a couple of more standard responses. The ones who click the link probably don't reply.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 6:22 pm

Hobbes:
Thanks for that link. I decided to use it to tweak a lad on a first contact. I am hoping that he has lost track of where he is, since I put as the subject line "The information you requested"

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Dear Ibrahim:
I have the request for the banking information. I have put it on a secure page on my website. PLEASE DO NOT GIVE THIS INFORMATIONTO ANYONE ELSE! ALSO LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE RECEIVED IT! This is very important, since this information will allow the holder to transfer money directly out of my bank account. When you click on the link, just type in the codename "Ibrahim" and the password "Quran"
The link is: http://traceroute.zoy.org/
May Allah the merciful grant you your reward
Mustafa Bronegentien

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 6:57 pm

Here's a few responses to the "are you proud to be a thief" email I sent:

Barrister Kofi Amoussou [email protected]

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I will not like you to be punished by my GOD. Stop writing me because I do not know you

Sam Bill [email protected]

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MY FRIEND YOU NO GET WORK?,WHY NOT FIND MUGUS AND STOP SAYING NONSENCE.DO YOU THINK WE ARE CHATING OR WHAT?I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU YOU WILL DIE VERY SOON FOR SAYING THOSE THINGS TO ME ,SO YOU BETTER STOP WAISTING YOUR TIME AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET ANY THING FROM MUGU AND KEEP FOR YOUR FAMILY PEOPLE.IDIOT!!!

Maria Johnson [email protected]

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oboy,

i dont tell you live me alone but you dont want ti listen, went you reach your house today, call your papa or your mama a foul, i think, you are a blody idiot. you can go to heal with your sturpid advice, i will close ur mail box if you still sending mails to meeeeeeeeeee

bye you foul. you will die in poverty. monkey.

my regards to you. monkey.

Iyke Madu [email protected]

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how amny name u dey answer?