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hobbes
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2004
Posts: 111
Location: Norway
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Tue May 10, 2005 12:33 am |
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The example I posted, I got from sending a lad a standard introductory email except with *DELETED* and a "you're a fag!" picture attached. Not exactly voodoo. |
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Posted:
Tue May 10, 2005 2:04 am |
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Hmm. Guess that's out. Fun theory while it lasted.
I just sent the new insult to a mugu I've been straight-baiting for about two months or so now. Be fun to see how that goes over. |
_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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hobbes
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2004
Posts: 111
Location: Norway
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Tue May 10, 2005 1:04 pm |
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I sent this to three of your angry mugus:
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAGA HOW DO YOU MEAN A VERY BIG MUMU LAKE YOU .YOU DONT
KNOW HOW TO MAKE MONEY THEN YOU WILL BE A POOR FOR EVER.
BACK TO SENDER
AJI OTU NNE GI |
Reply from sule_r:
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LOOK YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL FOR YOUR SELF BECAUSE IF EVER GET YOU OR TRESS
YOU MUST REGREAT YOUR LIFE FOREVER I HOPE YOU DONT KNOW WHOM YOU ARE TALKING
TO THAT IS WHY YOU ARE MAKING THIS CONMENT HOWEVER I WILL ADVISE YOU TO
HOLD YOUR SELF SINCE YOU ARE REACH AND I AM POOR
IF GET YOU BEFORE GOD AND MAN YOU MUST SAY WHY DO YOU MEET ME
LAST WORNING TO YOU |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Joined: 02 May 2004
Posts: 996
Location: Rectum area
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Tue May 10, 2005 4:27 pm |
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got THIS from ol' Bamba the mugu:
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From: [email protected]
To: "Hugh G. Rection" >
Date: May 9, 2005 4:00 PM
Subject: NAUGHTY BOY, HAVE THIS FOR YOUR WEEK END
Senseless boy, it does not surprise me that what killed your father will
soon kill you, that is HIV. You better go for test before you pass it unto
your sister who you have taken as your wife. How can some one be having
affairs with her younger sister and feel comfortable to be on top of her.
This is abormination but to you is something worthy of praise.
You have a limited time to spend on earth, so going for footh and mouth
test is a waste of time, afterall you don't need the services of a doctor
when you are very close to the grave.
I will not attend your burial ceremoney even if you send your mother to
bribe with with her old and stinking wooo. I will not come neither will
i have time to say goodbye to you. The only debt i owe you is to ask Satan
to accept your soul among the committers like you. But while you are still
living a miserable life and waiting the day of your death, i wish you bad
luck all the remaining days of your life. You will never see better thing
and osama bin landin bomb will kill you wherever you go.
Go and die the son of a bitch.
Please go through your last mail and correct your mistakes. i don't think
you completed secondary school. Expo candidate. |
So I replied:
From: Hugh G. Rection
To: "[email protected]" >
Date: May 10, 2005 12:26 PM
Subject: Re: NAUGHTY BOY, HAVE THIS FOR YOUR WEEK END
Dearest Bamba,
My child, you must correct the horrible spelling and grammar in your last letter to me, for I could hardly understand it. Unless a monkey wrote it for you? I know a man like you has sex with a monkey at least three times a day. Your mother is a monkey whom your father impregnated, and you are the product of such an abomination. So, monkey boy, please tell me that you at least cut off your tail so people do not realize that you are half-monkey.
Is it true what everyone says about you, that you are having sex with goats and hyenas? Your penis will soon get sores on it, and penicillin will not be able to help you. Even though you got AIDS from your Uncle, you still have sex with every man and dog that you meet. It is shameful, and I have put a dreadful curse on your anus.
Have a good day, you retarded gay man.
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Posted:
Tue May 10, 2005 5:05 pm |
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That's one heck of a bait you've got going there, Hugh! I forgot to mention it earlier, but congratulations on getting Bamba to call you an evil genius.
Oh, and I particularly liked:
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Please go through your last mail and correct your mistakes. |
I can't believe that I haven't told a mugu to do this before! Fortunately, I've got more than a few that I need to get back in touch with...
Several more replies to the new insult:
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From: Luisa Estrada <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Re: URGENT
wetin bi ur own na u and ur family dey cause, mugu like u big fool na ur papa and mama u dey cause and ur generation. fuck u and all ur stupid family. we are out to make money and nothing go stop gee. bye fool.
NB: if u want u fit come holland come pay for consignment, i go give u my working details.
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From: JohnObi <[email protected]>
Subject: Good luck message
You are nothing but a big FOOL your parents gave you no training you stupid illiterate your father must be a mad man before pregnanting your stupid mother who is a careless bitch. men suck my dick you bloody nonentity you are nothing but a llousy ass hole fuck your stupid parents who has no future ambition and plans for you. you will die very soon i say back to sender you premature being. |
I have decided that, as a special bonus for all of the mugus (about 400) I mailed this insult to yesterday, they will also be receiving the exact same insult every day this week, sent from a different email account and with a different subject line each day. Should be fun!
Oh, I also stole Fr. Mycrackin's modality and set the insult as an autoreply message on a Fastmail account. I get about two dozen 419 spams in it per day.
EDIT: This just in:
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From: muhammedabacha <[email protected]>
Subject: ENJOY
OGA,
YOU SPEND YOUR TIME AND YOUR MONEY TO BE ABUSING YOUR FATHER AND YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR GENERATION ON THE COMPUTER.
ALL THE COURS I RETURN TO YOUR FAMILY FOR EFFECT IN JESUS NAME.
YOU CAN'T COURSE THE ANOINTED OF GOD!OK
THANK YOU AND ENJOY YOUR STAY INSIDE THE PIT YOU DIG BY YOURSELF.
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Gotta love when they address you as "Oga." Also, this one does definately appear to be returning my curse. |
_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Posted:
Tue May 10, 2005 7:06 pm |
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Some responses to today's mailing have already arrived:
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From: sandra ngandu <[email protected]>
Subject: keep off from this box ok
plz stop writing me ok. |
My reply:
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WETIN B UR TEL # ?I WANT TO CALL U SO I KEN TELL U MORE ABOUT AJI OTU NNE GI. |
("Aji otu nne gi" being "your mother's vagina.")
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From: fred <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: URGENT REPLY
look at u dnt even know the meaning of olokun do u know dat am one the spiritual juju may ur days be curse.................... |
My reply was a 1.5MB huge picture of the juju Olokun.
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From: woo fang <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: ISI EWU READ THIS...
EDO ZE TEMWEN! OVBI IGBO ARHIAMWEN EHI YAN KHIN.
IKPA KHIAN GBE ERHA VBE IYUE.
WO KHIAN MUE KO NO TUEN NO KHUO. |
Something that I really like about this modality is that it gives me something to do with the hundreds of mugus who write to me but who I don't have time to bait. This way I can still waste thei time, let them know that I hate them, give them things to worry about, etc. And the mugus seem to enjoy it, too! |
_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
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Posted:
Tue May 10, 2005 7:20 pm |
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I think the best thing about this modality is that we're getting a peek inside their psyche, and we're learning about what really pisses them off, etc. By them replying with insults, we can better turn our insults. It's a beautiful thing. |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Posted:
Tue May 10, 2005 10:59 pm |
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LOL! Just checked my mail, and I have a few more choice tidbits to post when I get home...
[EDIT]- Anyone know what a "murderfucker" is??? |
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ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Posted:
Tue May 10, 2005 11:30 pm |
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Well, here are some more from the group that have now received the insult two days in a row, from two different email accounts, with two different subject lines. As I mentioned earlier, I intend for this to continue all week.
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From: ROBERT KUKU <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK TO SENDER.
BACK TO SENDER I HAVE NOTHING TO TELL YOU BUT I PROMISE YOU THAT YOUR CUORS TO ME WILL BE A BLESSING AND YOU YOUR COURSE WILL COME BACK TO YOU AS A COUSE . |
My guess is that the first time he tried to send it, he was too angry to type the subject as he had intended, and had to start over.
This is a pretty great modality. Hugh got a lad to call him an evil genius, SlayerFaith got a lad to complain about emails typed entirely in capitals, I got a lad to send me porn, and everyone who has tried it has gotten death threats. I'm going to hunt down some more Igbo insults! |
_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Posted:
Wed May 11, 2005 2:40 am |
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A few more:
This is from the guy who sent an insult and signed it "theif".
Since he is obviously now my friend, please please don't feel free to call him at 3am, Nigeria time.
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barr dada <[email protected]
ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALA ,08025470671
kpouam faddy 08025470671 call me friend |
I think I scared this one
(She's the one who called me a "ful")
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[email protected]>
PLEASE LIVE ME A'M SORRY OK.
PLEASE LIVE ME I NO, A'M SORRY OK. |
This in from Nana (previously known as Clement Jomoh- see my sig):
And.. last, but not least... my new best friend, Barrister Collins, who called me a "Weak ass fucked up n*gger" in his previous email:
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barr.collins barr.collins <[email protected]>
bored ass
Dickhead,
You think that u have my life in your hand? Are u God? what the hell are u talking about or do u think that
i'm one of this villagers that doesn't know their right from left. Let me tell u , u ain't nothing bit a fake ass
bored murderfucker who is looking for one to talk to.
Rotten in hell n*gger. |
I think Stargate is right. It is very instructive to see how the lads deal with particular insults and what will really set them off.
Insult away, fellow baiters!!!! |
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ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Posted:
Wed May 11, 2005 5:43 pm |
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This guy just replied four times in a row to four different insulting emails that he has received from me:
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From: Mustapha Saleh Al Eldeen <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: PROPOSAL
YOU TWAT, BACK TO SENDEREREREEREREREREERERERERERERER |
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From: Mustapha Saleh Al Eldeen <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY
YOU TWATED MAGAAAAAA, BACK TO YOUR HOUSE HOLD |
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From: Mustapha Saleh Al Eldeen <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: GET BACK TO ME
YOU MORON, BACK TO YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE HOLD AND YOUR FAMILY IN GENERAL. |
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From: Mustapha Saleh Al Eldeen <[email protected]>
Subject: DON'T EVER GET BACK TO ME YOU *DELETED*, ASS HOLE.
YOU MORON, BACK TO YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY MEMBERS. BASTARD. |
EDIT: Also, this gentleman just wrote in:
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From: Nicholas Chile <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Urgent pls reply
You will remain poor for ever, God has punished your generations. you will leave but regret living, you must one day look for me and beg for this curse. |
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_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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wormburner
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Mar 2005
Posts: 48
Location: Some where southeast of disorder
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Wed May 11, 2005 6:47 pm |
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Nice modality! Sent Marriam B3ll0 Sh3r33f, [email protected] one of Ergot's insults (many thanks) and this is what she sent me!
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NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE
BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGI WU ONYE OHI,FOOL
LIKE YOU.
NNE GI NA NNA GI NA UMUNNEGI NILE NWUKWA ODE BURUKU. NNE GI BU
AKWUNNA. NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU. AMU JIE GI. AGWO TUPIAKWA GI ANYA.
EGBE BURUKWA UMU GI. AMA NNA GI CHIEKWA. CHINEKE KPOKWA GI
OKU.ooooooooooooooooooo
ONYE OHI,IGAGHI AHU IFE OMA NA NDU GI.KA M JUO GI?MUGUA OBU NNE GI KA
OBU NNA GI? OLEE I HE INA EBERE AKWA,MOOOOOMOOOOOOOO.UCHU GBA KWA
GI,ONYE AJI IKE NSI,IHERE ADIGHI EME GI,OTULE DI KA GI.
AJI OTU NNE GI OOOOOOOO. O GI KA M GA EJI EME YA, GI NA UMU NNE GI
CHINEKE KPOKWA GI OKU
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as others have noted this is a great use for some of those lads you just don't have time to bait right now ! |
_________________ Are you f*cking kidding me? The Key West Congregation of the Church of Buffet Orthodox? What are you a Jimmy Buffett fan? Who is this?
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS NOT A HOAX OR A JOKE UNTIL I HEAR FROM YOU, Mrs. Mary Agbeyegbe |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Posted:
Wed May 11, 2005 7:03 pm |
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@Wormburner-
Thanks for posting that! Guess what I'll be sending my mugus next? .... |
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ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Posted:
Wed May 11, 2005 7:22 pm |
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@SlayerFaith--
You already have sent mugus that insult, sort of. It seems to be a hybrid of my original (short) insult plus a modified version of your long one. I can only guess that this mugu has been hit by both of our mass-mailings before and is just sending our stuff to wormburner.
@wormburner--
Slap the mugu for not bothering to write his own Igbo insults!
Some more replies to the latest mailing...
The above was sent twelve times.
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From: tete eyadema <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Urgent pls reply
ALL THIS THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR FAMILY |
Well, I've sent my longer insult to about a thousand new mugus today, in addition to all the ones that got hit on Monday and Tuesday. We'll see how they respond... |
_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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hobbes
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2004
Posts: 111
Location: Norway
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Posted:
Wed May 11, 2005 8:19 pm |
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ergot wrote: |
Well, I've sent my longer insult to about a thousand new mugus today, in addition to all the ones that got hit on Monday and Tuesday. We'll see how they respond... |
Don't forget to send the most eager lads to some nice shock site. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites
(Do NOT click any of the links on that page.) |
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Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Wed May 11, 2005 8:51 pm |
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Oooh, god idea, hobbes! Might have to set a few of those links as footers in one of my insult-a-lad accounts.
And they keep coming in:
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From: Rev. Dr. Joseph <[email protected]>
Date: May 11, 2005 3:00 PM
Subject: Re: Urgent pls reply
I WU NNAMA |
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From: iwo ana <[email protected]>
Subject: I LOOK FORWARD FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY
HELLO,
YOU WILL BE MUMU FOREVER,A FOOL FOREVER THAT IS ALL.ALSO YOU ARE DEALING WITH OTUTUNZU AND AGBANABOUEZU NA OMABALA.ISEOOOOOOOOO.THEN AGWO BUKPO GI NA UMUNNAGI ANYA MAKA NA MU AKPARA IHE IMARA.ALSO DO NOT HESITATE TO FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS OR TO AGIRI GI OR NJINERE GI.IKPA MBA OCHI ADAKA.MEANWHILE OTUTUNZU WILL VISIT YOU SOON.WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.OLADI NGBA AJA, ABANI AKPA AKA
FROM MAZI
OKWU ANYI ONU............ONE OF IGBO LAND.......
N.B
MAN WITH FOURTHEEN CHARACTERS SEVEN GOOD SEVEN BAD. |
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From: iwo ana <[email protected]>
Subject: CHELU ANYI ECHI GA ABIA ABIA
CHELU ANYI ECHI GA ABIA ABIA |
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From: PHILIP <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Urgent pls reply
NNA U DEY CRAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U KNOW NO SAY NA MONEY WE DEY FIND. TRY MAKE WE KNOW. WE FIT RUN THINGS
GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
TRY REPLY IF U WAN RUN THINGS |
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From: stella koffi <[email protected]>
Subject: POOR MAN
U MUST BE CRAZYYYYYYY |
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JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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misspeaches
Guest
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Wed May 11, 2005 10:33 pm |
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I got bored with one of my baits and sent an insulte.
Here is what I got back
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WHAT EVER U SAID AGAINST ME WILL SURELY GET BACK TO U , BASTARD IDIOT, DID I FORCE U TO REPLY ME U WANT TO CHOP 7 MILLION OLEE. THIEF
NA UR PAPA AND UR MAMA GO DIE |
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zack
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Posts: 71
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Thu May 12, 2005 1:04 am |
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This is one of the best threads ever! Keep it comin'! |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Thu May 12, 2005 3:34 am |
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I've insulted several hundred lads. Here's what I have so far...
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My initial mail repeated 3x�s
YOU DONT HAVE FATHER AND MOTHER I KNOW YOU VERY WELL.EZI |
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you know what you will do, go and wake your father up in the grave and tell him all this ok fool like you, it is your family who have all that cost fools, |
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we no ma ma na, ogun khan gbe egha wel wa,tu re gbe oo,ayilala khan gbu wa ,ozor ,ouon dan |
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Heeyyyyy,
All this insults, is it for one person or more than???
You have no right to insult anyone, what about God that you offend everyday, has he ever say any of these words to you??? Get a life!! |
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My initial mail repeated 3x�s |
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Thanks for all,my own prayers for you is only that the almighty God should make the time short for you to have a touching breakthrough in all your endeavours,God should protect and guide you anywhere you are or go,and above all let him be your leader and progress you with glory. |
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From now on,brother,you are for signs and wonders,just say Amen and that settles it.I love you,but God loves you more.
Again I'm so sorry for any hurt which my former mail may have cost you,its just that I have to do all I can to survive,but pls make sure u forgive me for all.Thanking you for your kind understanding as I look forward to hearing good news from you any moment from now,only believe and that settles it.
From me,
Skid.
Incase u do not know me,enter Asiyeye market and ask them of Skid.Thanks again. |
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You will not last till the end of this year and bear it in mind that I have caused you and so shall it be in Jesus name. The whole of your family member are not going to see anything good till the end of your family will fall down. |
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otu gbawakwa nne gi there, ama nna nke gi chiekwa there |
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why can't you write in english? and stop to write in igbo? |
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your money has been stolen.... |
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Hello Mr,
What is the meaning of all this?Gee no dey where u dey?
wetin sef. |
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hi,
u r not normal,
good day |
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Hello, AWA LEHE, ENYEN LA SUE.AWA LEI. You Are the biggest fool that has ever leaved on earth. Onye eberebe. |
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Agent Smith
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Posts: 290
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Thu May 12, 2005 7:24 am |
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SlayerFaith wrote: |
My next step is to reply to each lad that emails me... with the crap the other lads send . I want to see how long I can keep them insulting each other . |
I'm thinking 'mailing list.' |
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nomad0613
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 119
Location: Over hyah...
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Thu May 12, 2005 8:02 am |
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I'm thinking I might mail one of my barristers... Hey, I just got this email from someone, and have no idea what it means... Might you translate it for me please? (Insert cut and paste from wurmburners post here.) Wonder how that'll go over. |
_________________ "I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank." From the longest Intro letter I've ever seen.
The Artists Against 419.... Mugus sleep, but The Lad Vampire never does |
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Thu May 12, 2005 2:54 pm |
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From a mugu who definately doesn't speak Igbo, who addresses me as "Dear MAY GOD SET YOU ON FIRE":
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From: john simon <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT REPLY
Dear CHINEKE KPOKWA GI OKU,
I acknowledge the reciept your mail and the content
are well comprehenhed so Considering your positive
responses and in my anticipation of a strong and solid
cooperation from your side in this business, ... (etc.)
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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
You are a foll forever,
Otu nee gi gbawa.Amu nna gi Gbawa.Umu nee gi nile nwukwa.
Umu gi nile nwukwa.Igaghi ahu ihe oma n'uwa gi.AGWO TUPIAKWA GI ANYA,UCHU
GBA KWA GI.Onye ohi,Amu naa gi.
I na za musa,kama iga zawa mumu.
Otu nee.
Onwukwa ebeahu.
Idiot.
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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
PLEASE CAN YOU SPEAKS ENGLISH IF YOU ARE INTERSTED SEND ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER
AND YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS OK |
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From: anthony nwaeke <[email protected]>
Subject: RE:Re: Urgent pls reply
You a madman if you dont know what to do again better go back to village before God will send you to deaid.
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From: NOMBULELO ZUMA <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Urgent pls reply
U ARE CURSED TOO. |
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From: madam gracebolaige bolaige <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Urgent pls reply
Make ur mama yamutu.YOU ARE JUST THE MUGU YOU ARE.U WILL DIE A MUGU. |
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From: Barrister Koffi Amoussou <[email protected]>
Subject: Urgent pls reply
Your words will surely visit you. Be sure of that. Be sure you opt for a cleaner spirit. |
Joseph replied with my insult set in a huge font.
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From: El-Hassan <[email protected]>
Subject: my reply to your letter.please give me more details.
same to you |
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From: henry suru henry <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK TO THE SENDER.
GUY MAN,
WHY YOU DEY CAST YOUR SELF LIKE THIS. WETIN BE YOUR PROBLEM?
BACK TO THE SENDER IN JESUS NAME AMEN. |
Sent back the first paragraph of my insult.
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From: kej gedion <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Urgent pls reply
MAY GOD BLESS U. THANK U 4 RAINING ABUSES ON ME.BUT U ARE NOT GOD.
THA I ASK 4 UR ASSISTANCE 4 A DEAL AND U ARE NOT INTERESTED U STARTED TO INSULT URSELF.
THANKS |
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From: gutara steven <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Urgent pls reply
WHAT HAVE I DONE THAT WARRANT ALL THIS YABIS. SO U THINK U R SMART & U CALL UR SELF GUY , U DONT DO THIS 2 A GUY LIKE URSELF. U HAVE CURSED URSELF AND UR ENTIRE GENERATION BCOS I NEVR CONTACT U 4 ANY REASON & I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT BROUGHT ALL IS RUBBISH.
GOD DEY , IT IS A SMALL WORLD. U SHOULD KNOW THAT U R CURSING URSEFL * URFAMILY, UR PAPA,MAMA, EVERY MEMBER OF YUR FAMILY WILL BEAR D CURSE. AMEN BCOS I DIDN" CURSE FRO ANY REASON ANS I DONT KNOW WHY U HAVE 2 DO THIS 2 UR FELLOW COUNTRY MEN.
D WORLD IS SMALL PLACE 2 LIVE |
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From: chuks godwin <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: I MISS YOU SO MUCH
MUMU, I KNOW SAY YOU GO RUSH OPEN THIS PAGE, WHO GO EVER MISS DEAD BODY LIKE YOU.
YOUR MAMA TOTO, YOUR PAPA PRICK, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS, YOUR GENERATION, GENERATION ARE HIGHLY CURSED BY OKOJA SHRINE, BY SHANGO AND BY NWANYI ASABA IN JESUS NAME, AMEN, AMEN AND AMEN. |
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_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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Trogdor_the_Burninator
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
Posts: 38
Location: Scotland
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Thu May 12, 2005 3:44 pm |
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YOU ARE A BASTERD RAISE TO POWER 10 |
Tell him your a actually a level 12 barrister with +2 modalities. Does anyone else think that a mugu RPG would kick ass? |
_________________ ...and Trogdor smote the mugu, and all was lain to burnination. |
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Shimmy
Guest
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Thu May 12, 2005 5:52 pm |
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1- I didn't realize it was so easy to deflect a curse by saying back to you. I guess the whole "I am rubber you are glue" was just us americans being fancy
2- I wonder how many of them actually believe in some kind of divine judgment
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From me,
Skid.
Incase u do not know me,enter Asiyeye market and ask them of Skid.Thanks again. |
Not that i want anyone killed, but this could be so great to set one lad to meet another. Or you could just take the name and present to be skid....at least you know where he is |
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Thu May 12, 2005 6:03 pm |
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Some replies from mugus who have now received my long insult four days in a row:
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From: abe mngomezulu <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK TO SENDER
IHE NILE IDERE GA ALAGHACHI KUTE GI NA EZI NA ULO GI NILE
ONYE AMAMIHE ONYE NZUZU KA NMA.
JE NWUORO ONWE GI |
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From: frank Kwesi <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: THANKS FOR HELPING ME KEEPING MY RECORDS.
IAM COVERED BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS.HOLY GHOST FIRE AND
SANGO THE GOD OF THUNDER WILL FIRE YOU AND YOUR
FAMILY FOR HAVING ALL THIS BAD MIND TOWARDS ME.
I WILL SEND MY GUYS IN MALAGA SPAIN TO REACH YOU SOON
FOR SUBSEQUENT DEPOTATION TO NIGERIA WHILE THE EFCC
WILL RECEIVE YOU AT THE AIRPORT.
GREEDY MAN WE NO GO DIE BETTER. |
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From alex godbless <[email protected]>
Subject Re: please i need your assistance
LOOK YOU ARE ALSO BEING COURSE FOR TRYING TO SAY WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE MAY BEND YOUR MOUNTH FOR TRYING TO SPEAK ENYHOW |
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From: madam gracebolaige bolaige <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: REPLY
CHINEKE KPOKWA GI OKU. IKPU NNE GI.You better go to your village and ask your Stupid father who gave bt to your folish mama.Youn are just a big disgrace to your family.You can't mind your business fool. |
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From: prince solomon <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: REPLY
you will die in pooverty as you are disburbing my box |
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From: lucas <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: REPLY
come what ever you call your self if you don't want me to kick your ass stop writting fool |
Everyone who wrote today received the reply "NKITA TABIEKWA GI AMU," which I believe means "may a dog bite off your prick." |
_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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