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Keith Nambla
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Mar 2005
Posts: 64
Location: The first rule of real estate (to the third power)
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Sun May 08, 2005 4:34 am |
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@ Slayerfaith:
Aw, heck, just use random lad E-mails as your Reply-to addresses. You won't get to see the results, but now that we know insults go flying around, it'd be fun to imagine the havoc it would cause, and you wouldn't have to act as a relay anymore. |
_________________ You are awesome and your type is rare in this sinful planet. - Mary Chung
WE THANK YOU FOR ALL THE STRESS YOU HAVE BEEN TAKING US THROUGH, NEVER THE LESS WE ARE STILL ON YOUR SERVICES. - Tinted Lewis |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Joined: 02 May 2004
Posts: 996
Location: Rectum area
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Sun May 08, 2005 5:08 am |
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awesome modality, and i have certainly without shame stolen it for my own use. |
_________________ AKA Mugu named Tony Ovie |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sun May 08, 2005 5:35 am |
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@ Slayerfaith:
Aw, heck, just use random lad E-mails as your Reply-to addresses. You won't get to see the results, but now that we know insults go flying around, it'd be fun to imagine the havoc it would cause, and you wouldn't have to act as a relay anymore. |
@Nidoking:
Nah, relaying lad insults is fun! Besides, I have all the lads on 6 separate BCC lists; so all I have to do is pick an insult I like, copy/paste it, and hit reply all (after all, who gives a sh*t if I send some mugu's insult back to him). Minor waste of my time, tons of wasting their time thinking up creative replies!
@Dr Hugh- Don't forget to post your replies in this thread. It has become a great place for baiters to collect lad-type insults for later use . Also, pls note that Ergot is to receive 40% of any replies you receive. As noted above, keep the replies in a trunk-box until Ergot can arrange to collect them |
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ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Sun May 08, 2005 3:14 pm |
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I'm going to agree with Slayerfaith as regards having the replies come back to you as opposed to some random lad. Occasionally I get something in reply to this insult offering to work with me. I'd hate to do some of the lads' networking for them.
It's been almost a week since I sent this thing out, and they're still replying to it:
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From: alfred dike <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
what is the meaning of this?please be yourself and don't be idiot. |
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From: BUAMA AKILUA <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
for ur mother and ur father .........u see u bi mumu ode ,i know say dey don sepe fo u .
and u need deliverance ok.let ur mather nad ur father have all what u have wrote .
fuck ur dick......kiss of mumu for u.ode |
(Uh-oh--the dreaded "Kiss of Mumu"! Sucks to be me!)
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From: less prevelledged <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
o boy u dey craze oooo
where u from get that format.
men i dey south if you get any offshure mail me i go do am |
(The above was sent three times--might have to pass it along to my "Oga")
Here's another fun email I came up with. Implies that I'm stealing money from the recipient in addition to insulting them:
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I KEEP TAKIN UR OWO SO LONG AS I WAN U OBELE NSI STUPID BOI BOI
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UCHU GBA KWA GI, ONYE AJI IKE NSI, IHERE ADIGHI EME
GI, OTULE DI KA GI U DUMB MUMU oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
I'll probably start sending it out into the ethers this afternoon. Haven't decided whether or not to send it to the lists that I've already insulted. Probably make a good follow-up. |
_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Sun May 08, 2005 3:31 pm |
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sillietillie
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Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Posts: 419
Location: Up her own ass
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Sun May 08, 2005 3:50 pm |
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"Laddie Come Home" "Son of Laddie" "Challenge to Laddie" "Laddie's Great Adventure" "The Magic of Laddie"
ooops I didn't get that much sleep last night and the Lassie=Laddie thing just came crashing into my mind. I sort of like "Challenge to Laddie" |
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Sun May 08, 2005 4:48 pm |
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I vote we name it "Kiss of Mumu", as suggested by Buama Akilua, Jr., who I'm also baiting under two other identities (possibly more if I've renamed him and changed his email address, it's so hard to keep track when you do that).
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From: BUAMA AKILUA <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
for ur mother and ur father .........u see u bi mumu ode ,i know say dey don sepe fo u .
and u need deliverance ok.let ur mather nad ur father have all what u have wrote .
fuck ur dick......kiss of mumu for u.ode |
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_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sun May 08, 2005 5:40 pm |
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I second the vote for "Kiss of Mumu". Its just so... poetic
BTW, I got a reply from the 1 mugu working Sundays over there:
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IBU EZIGBO EWU,KAM GWAGI IHE SORO GI INAEDE KAMA MARA NA
OTU MBOCHI AKA GA AKPARAGI BU ONYE OSHI, AS 4 NNE GI NA NNA
GI HA ABUO AGWABEGI ONYE MURU GI.EMECHA JUO NNE GI ONYE
MURU GI,LEE NWANNE GI NKE OZO IGA AHU NA OBUGI OTU NWOKE
MURU UNU,NNEGI BU ASHAWO 5NAIRA.
POLICE JIDE GI. |
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ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Joined: 02 May 2004
Posts: 996
Location: Rectum area
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Sun May 08, 2005 8:25 pm |
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I received this today!
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From: [email protected]
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: May 8, 2005 1:53 PM
Subject: BACK TO SENDER
Back to sender you Evil genius. your days of earth is near so go and show
your family where you will be burried.
I leave you to die out of poverty. Satan bless you |
so I replied:
From: Hugh G. Rection <
To: "[email protected]"
Date: May 8, 2005 4:19 PM
Subject: Re: BACK TO SENDER
Please,
tell me why are you a homosexual? Why does your mother have sex with monkeys? Why does your father fuck goats? Tell me!
Love,
Hugh
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The Smily Cancer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 15 Oct 2004
Posts: 695
Location: Germany
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Posted:
Sun May 08, 2005 9:48 pm |
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what about adding the addys from the insulted lads to nadnerps mugutalk-yahoo group? I guess that would double the fun |
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other fakers: 39* 6*
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Sun May 08, 2005 10:26 pm |
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A few more...
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From: benard solomon <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
Dear young fellow how could you be so mannar less to your mail response do you take me for such person look here convinction
is the key to achivement that's why i made it this way if i approach
u and you do not like it then let me get loosed.
Thanks for understanding . |
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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: mamatotooooooooooooooooooooooooobig boyyyyyyyyyyydeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyytalkkkkkkkkkk
your mamatotoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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dey smallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllwakakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
kkkkkkkkkonichiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyourpapaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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mafrazou
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Apr 2005
Posts: 660
Location: Here,there, Everywhere
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Sun May 08, 2005 10:37 pm |
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Wow that bit by benard solomon .. what is that? why don't you let him get loosed ergot? why? |
_________________ <br>Lad Banks Killed: 31x | 4x | 6x | 3x | 14x | 15x | 9x | 7x | 2x | 2x | 2x | 1x :flag_th: | 1x | 3x x3
| 1x | 2x | 4x | 5x | 3x | 4x
Join the Bank Killing Fun. Run the Lad Vampire or the Mugu Maurauder a few hours a day and get that warm fuzzy feeling inside. |
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Adebayo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 Dec 2004
Posts: 66
Location: Adeola Odeku Street
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Mon May 09, 2005 11:10 am |
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Quick Translation:
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IBU EZIGBO EWU,KAM GWAGI IHE SORO GI INAEDE KAMA MARA NA
OTU MBOCHI AKA GA AKPARAGI BU ONYE OSHI, AS 4 NNE GI NA NNA
GI HA ABUO AGWABEGI ONYE MURU GI.EMECHA JUO NNE GI ONYE
MURU GI,LEE NWANNE GI NKE OZO IGA AHU NA OBUGI OTU NWOKE
MURU UNU,NNEGI BU ASHAWO 5NAIRA.
POLICE JIDE GI. |
You are a goat, for real. You can write whatever you want, but let me tell you, one day you would be caught. You are a thief. Please, when you are done, go ask your mother who your real father is. Take a good look at your sibling and you would realize that your mum cheated on your father when she concieved you. Your mother is 5 naira ho.
May you be caught by the police. |
_________________ The fact that you can see the lions teeth don't mean that the beast is smiling at ya.
cork to dublin on his last free ride in ireland lovely Gardai had a welcome party for him at Talbot Street... right under the sign that says "NOT TO WORRY"! |
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Mon May 09, 2005 2:34 pm |
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Wow, thanks Adebayo! Might have to adopt that block of text into my format!
Oh, I thought of another possible name for this modality last night (albeit less poetic than "Kiss of Mugu"): STDT, for "Straight to Death Threats."
Some more have come in:
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From: madam gracebolaige bolaige <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: ALL OF THIS ARE NYOUR DESTINY |
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From: Alassane Traore <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
Thank you for all your abuses but never you forget that we are all into same game and we are all Criminals trying to cheat on others collecting what belongs to them .
I expected you to think like a wise man at least if you had collect money in your life ever before . From your mail it shows that you are a fresher in this game . How could you have taken your time to curse your family and yourself for what is not not yours .
In your life have you ever touched money ? or have any of your family smell a dollar before ? Why don't you think of who you are first befoere vomitting robish from your mouth . You fool iliterate who cannot even make a good sentence of your own language . |
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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: MUSA ONYE IRE......OTO NNE GI NA NNA GI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU MUST BE A VERY VERY STUPID MAN.OTO NNE NA NNAGI, OKOKO LIKE YOU, YOU
MORE THAN FUCKER.
GOD WILL KILL YOU WITHIN 7 DAY, JUST MARK MY WORD AND IT SHALL COME TO PAST
IN YOUR LIFE, I TELL YOU THAT I AM NOT LIKE OTHER PEOPLE THAT YOU INSULT
ANY HOW.
OTO NNE GI AND AMU NNA GI EBY HI...........................
DEATH IS WAITING FOR YOU VERY SOON |
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_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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Kwae
Account closed at users request
Joined: 03 May 2005
Posts: 315
Location: Between mind and soul... (GMT/BST)
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Mon May 09, 2005 4:28 pm |
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ergot wrote: |
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From: Alassane Traore <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
Thank you for all your abuses but never you forget that we are all into same game and we are all Criminals trying to cheat on others collecting what belongs to them .
I expected you to think like a wise man at least if you had collect money in your life ever before . From your mail it shows that you are a fresher in this game . How could you have taken your time to curse your family and yourself for what is not not yours .
In your life have you ever touched money ? or have any of your family smell a dollar before ? Why don't you think of who you are first befoere vomitting robish from your mouth . You fool iliterate who cannot even make a good sentence of your own language . |
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Hmm... nice turn of phrase kinda makes me think this is not your average mugu... could you have accidentally stumbled upon a slightly 'bigger' fish in the sea...??? |
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Mon May 09, 2005 4:41 pm |
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Yeah, that's been one of the more interesting replies thus far. He's pretty open about what he's doing.
This one just came in:
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From: Engrsamk022 <[email protected]>
Reply-To: Engrsamk022 <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
You are nothing but a miscreance and useless ingreat.
Go and start pramary school so you to know your status,
Big Fool You are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
And, since it's Monday and I don't feel like doing any actual work, I cleaned out some spamtraps and fired the following off to several hundred more mugus:
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AGWO TUPIAKWA GI AMU, OLE.NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGI WU ONYE OHI,FOOL LIKE YOU.
UNA NNE GI NWUOKWA.OTU AGBAWAKWA NNE GI ONWU GBUKWE ONYE OBULA NU ULO UNUoooooooooooooo
IBU EZIGBO EWU,KAM GWAGI IHE SORO GI INAEDE KAMA MARA NA
OTU MBOCHI AKA GA AKPARAGI BU ONYE OSHI, AS 4 NNE GI NA NNA
GI HA ABUO AGWABEGI ONYE MURU GI.EMECHA JUO NNE GI ONYE
MURU GI,LEE NWANNE GI NKE OZO IGA AHU NA OBUGI OTU NWOKE
MURU UNU,NNEGI BU ASHAWO 5NAIRA.POLICE JIDE GI.
OTU NNE GI GBAKWA OKU.IBU EZIGBO ONYE ARA o! AHULA M GI NA NRO
NA IGA ANWU NA 15th ONWA EKERESIMESI ELIE GI NA 25th.ELICHANGI
MUMU A INA ERI ONA ATOGIUTO GA ABUZI MUMU MUNA NIDI OTUM.
OBU NA IMAGI NA OBUMUNWA TUBARA NNE GI IME OJI MUO GI?
ISI NA OBU ASI GI GWAM KA M GWAGI KA AJI OTU NA IRE YA DI.
CHINEKE KPOKWA GI OKU
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U HAVE BEEN CURSED.olokun,okhian gbeluwahia,ivbio orhiovban,vbe eze |
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May a snake bite your prick, theif. Your father is performing oral sex upon himself, you mugu, kill yourself. I invoke the following voodoo jujus: Buruku, Oloshe, Oloribu, and Iyalayaeh. Your mother is a prostitute and your father is a theif, you fool. May your mother die. May your mother's vagina burst and kill everyone in your family.
You are a goat, for real. You can write whatever you want, but let me tell you, one day you would be caught. You are a thief. Please, when you are done, go ask your mother who your real father is. Take a good look at your sibling and you would realize that your mum cheated on your father when she concieved you. Your mother is 5 naira whore. May you be caught by the police.
May your mother's vagina catch fire. You are insane. I saw you in a dream and you will die on the 15th and they will bury you on the 25th. Look at you mugu you eat what you think is sweet but you have nothing. You don't know that I got your mother pregnant with you. You said that it is a lie that you told me to tell you that your mother�s pubic hair would rot.
May God set you on fire! |
Plus some additional jujus for the mugu to be afraid of. |
_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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unome
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Feb 2005
Posts: 157
Location: Left a bit, right a bit, geting warmer, left a bit,warmer still, hotter,hotter, colder, left a bit
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Mon May 09, 2005 5:42 pm |
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I might use that last one |
_________________ "I will work it out and get back at you, but am sure
that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike
"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike
"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Posted:
Mon May 09, 2005 6:31 pm |
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Seems to be a pretty good format--two hours after I sent it and I'm already getting death threats.
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From: kate gnassingbe eyadema <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
I am very sorry 4 u
thank u for all ur cause God will judge ok. |
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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT
WHO IS THIS *DELETED* YOU MUST BE MARD BY TELLING WHAT I DID'NT UNDERSTAND
YOU MUST BE PULISHED BASTIRD
FUCK YOU 10 TIMES GO TO HEAL I DONT CARE TO KNOW OK |
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From: JIMM BABANGIDA <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT
MR MAN,
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH YOUR DESTINY AND IF I LOOK UP AND THINK OF YOU ALL SAID HERE. YOUR CORPSE WILL BE FOUND ALONG THE STREET.
YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL IN TALKING TO PEOPLE YOU DO NOT KNOW. MANY HAVE GONE TO THE GREAT BEYOND BECAUSE OF THEIR RECKLESSNESS AND CARELESS TALKS.
I HAVE FORGIVEN YOU NOW, BUT PLEASE DO NOT CAUSE PROBLEM FOR YOUR SELF AND YOUR FAMILY.
THANK. |
[EDIT: Please do not send Jimm any further Igbo insults, as he obviously does not enjoy receiving them.] |
_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Posted:
Mon May 09, 2005 6:59 pm |
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And somebody else was impressed by the length of my latest creation!
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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: POOR MAN YOU GET TIMEOOOOOOOO!!!!!
AMAM NAGI NWA BUKWA NWA AKWUNAKWUNA,MAMA GI BU KWA ASHAWO!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE ALSO A BIG FOOL THAT HAS ENOUGH TIME TO WRITE A LENTY
MAIL LIKE THIS ONE!!! |
Another:
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From: abe mngomezulu <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK TO SENDER
BACK TO SENDER
IHE NILE IDERE, YA NAGHACHI KURU GI.
ONYEE IRU ABUA. IRO NA IMARA AKWOKWO,
MA IHE NILE IDERE ENWEGHI ISI, ONYE OKE
AMAMIHE ONYE NZUZU KA NMA.
IYI GI NILE BU ISI GI NA NDI UMU NNE NA UME
NNA GI |
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_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Posts: 996
Location: Rectum area
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Mon May 09, 2005 7:19 pm |
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Ol' Bamba the mugu replied to me, again:
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From: [email protected]
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: May 9, 2005 8:18 AM
Subject: SHAMEFUL IDIOT
Maman,
Shame on you!Why did you impregnate your sister and denied you are not the
one whereas the baby resembles you? You should go back to your family and
appease the earth godess because that is unforgettable crime even in the
sight of God.
Last year you had a sex with your mother,thereafter you switched over to
your sister which resulted to pregnancy. Itis mad idiots of your type that
can perform such ugly things.
Your death warrant is at hand, you are digging your grave while alive which
is good for you.
I will wait for you again in part 3.
Have bad dreams all the days of your life. |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Posts: 996
Location: Rectum area
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Posted:
Mon May 09, 2005 7:25 pm |
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[hijack]I just had to share what I replied:
From: Hugh G. Rection
To: "[email protected]"
Date: May 9, 2005 3:16 PM
Subject: Re: SHAMEFUL IDIOT
Bamba,
Calvary greetings, etc.
You are a man that dresses in women's clothing. You let your uncle have sex with you. In other words, you are an Uncle-Fucker. You're an uncle-fucker yes it's true, No one fucks uncles quite like you.
Last week a man with AIDS gave your mother 3 Euros to have sex with him. She would only take 2 Euros, because she is a cheap discount whore. Your father is still having having sex with goats and will soon marry a goat named Bessie. Will you invite me to the wedding?
Write back soonest,
Love,
Hugh
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Mon May 09, 2005 7:31 pm |
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They just keep coming!! More:
This one spells "details" correctly, but can't spell "fool"
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SEE THE DETAILS
YOU FUL |
This one feels sorry for me. My family will be very upset when they find out that they have been "wiped out".
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Sorry
This is exactly what happened in Ur home Ur family members were wiped out one after the other sorry for losing them |
Looks like this one knows he's a thief...
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Chineke kpokwa gi oku
This is Faddy From Delta Igbo Ibusa
Chineke kpokwa gi oku,
Thank's
theif |
I love this one!
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Re: Urgent
Ibu anu ohia , leka isi di gi ka nna gi,
ya mere iji ekwu ka idiot monkey di ka gi .
why iji ekwu ife agbasa gi? If you are not a mugu , stay clear.AND STOP
CLAIMING STUPID AND CAPITAL FOOL |
This one is from the same guy as the last one. Now he wants to whine at me and offer to work together (I think, my pidgin sucks)
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Re: Urgent
Nwannem,
No bi like that now. I no nio say you bi guyman. if I had known that you are a Nigeria I dont think that I would have send such thing to you. Here in Nigeria, everything is too expenses and the people in government are stealling our money while the poor one's are surfering. This is the only way we are surviving in this country pls do not be annouyed over my proposal. There is no way we can stop this business since things are getting worser everyday.
bye 4 now |
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_________________ x2 x24 x7 x5 x5 x96 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x3 x3 x2 x2 (in a team effort)
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
Naked Mod pics!
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Posted:
Mon May 09, 2005 7:55 pm |
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I stole Ergot's newest insult and mailed it back to all my lads... this should be fun
[EDIT]- I also signed all the insults "Love and Kisses, Aieata"
I think STDT describes this modality quite well |
_________________ x2 x24 x7 x5 x5 x96 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x3 x3 x2 x2 (in a team effort)
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
Naked Mod pics!
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Mon May 09, 2005 10:21 pm |
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Two more responses to the new format since I last posted, although one of them just hit the "reply" button without typing anything, presumably intending to send my curse back to me. Fortunately, I'm doing this from a Gmail account, so I couldn't read it unless I'd clicked on "Show Quoted Text."
The other:
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From: sydney taboh <[email protected]>
Subject: YOUR DEAD MOTHER.
Did you like it?
I 'm sorry you did not saw your dead mother.
This is her.
please take heart.
pls bear it.
and always pray for her.
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Attached was a picture that appeared to have been scanned from an African porno magazine. Naked African chick posing. Nothing shocking at all. When I realized there was an image attached, I immediately started squinting, expecting one of those photos that we don't talk about on here. Nope, nothing like that at all. Just a softcore photo of a woman named Marilyn (according to the caption).
Do I get some kind of prize for getting a lad to send me porn? I've sent them enough naked-mugu photos that it's about time they sent me something back, now that I think about it. |
_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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ergot
Chicken Chaser
Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 708
Location: Drinking ogogoro in buka
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Mon May 09, 2005 10:43 pm |
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hobbes wrote: |
Why does the lads some times write "back to sender" in the reply when they have been insulted? |
I originally just assumed that it was like zack said, just a childish returning of the insult because they couldn't come up with anything wittier. Now I'm starting to suspect that it has more to do with the voodoo curse included with the insult. Ever since I sent out the longer version, with the more explicit curse included (quote: "U HAVE BEEN CURSED") as well as a death prophecy, I've had a few mugus reply to the email without typing anything, and at a much more frequent rate than with mailings of the original insult. I think that they're trying to send my curse back to me. I think that what we have here may well be witchdoctor superstitions meeting with Web-based email applications.
If I'm right, we've learned that the proper way to respond to a mugu's voodoo curse (after you can stop laughing for long enough to pick yourself up off the floor) is to reply, "back to sender." |
_________________ i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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