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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:47 pm

ANITA hANCHOB GETS A LETTER... Surprised

Quote:

From: [email protected] <
To: [email protected]
Date: Apr 7, 2005 12:14 AM
Subject: REAL DIGGEST

ATTN:

DEAR SIR/MADAM,
PERMIT ME TO WRITE YOU THIS MAIL, AND I KNOW THAT THIS
MAIL WILL REACH YOU IN GOOD FAITH.

I AM MRS. AKILA-ESSO BOKO, MINISTER OF THE
INTERIOR-CHIEF OF SQUADRON AND PERMINENT SECRETARY ON
(YOUTH AND SPORT DEVELOPMENT) TO THE PRESIDENT GENERAL
GNASSINGBE EYADEMA THE DICTATORIAN HEAD OF STATE OF
REPUBLIQUE OF TOGO SINCE JANUARY 13, 1967 THROUGH A
POLITICAL PARTY CALLED (RPT)RASSEMBLEMENT DU PEUPLE
TOGOLAIS (RPT) FOR THE PAST 38 YEARS THE COUNTRY HAS
HER INDEPENDENT.

MY PURPOSE OF THIS MAIL TO YOU IS THAT, I WAS GIVEN
(US$13M) FOR THE PURCHASE OF SPORTING MATERIALS FOR
THE DEVELOPMENTS OF YOUTHS AND SPORTS IN OUR COUNTRY
FOR THE WORLD YOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP COMING UP SOON.BUT I
FOUND AN OPPORTUNITY THAT I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR
WHICH ONLY COMES ONCE IN HUMANS LIFE THE VERY FATEFUL
DAY THE PRESIDENT EYADEMA DIED ON HIS WAY TO FRANCE
FOR A MEDICAL TREATMENT.

please visit this
web-sites(http://archive.wn.com/2005/02/10/1400/togoglobe)
http://www.fiscalstudy.com/2005-global-photo/06-protest-over-new-dictator-in-togo.php

NOW AM IN COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIQUE WHERE I DEPOSITED
THE FUND IN A PRIVATE SECURITY COMPANY FOR SAFE
KEEPING PURPOSES OF THE FUND TILL I FIND WHERE AND ON
WHAT I WILL INVEST THE FUND.NOW THERE IS TENSION IN
THE COUNTRY AND A LOT OF CRISIS MOUNTING EVERYDAY BY
THE OPPOSING FACTION PARTIES AND HIS SON WHO USED TO
BE THE (DEFENCE MINISTER) OVER WHO WILL BE THE NEXT
PRESIDENT OF THE COUNTRY, AND I AM NOW IN BENIN
REPUBLIQUE PORT NOVO ON AN ASYLUM TILL EVERY TENSIONS
COMES DOWN.

SIR, NOT TO WORRY OR TAKE YOUR TIME, AM ONLY LOOKING
FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER WHO WILL ASSIST ME TO CLEAR,
CLAIM AND TRANSFER THE FUND DEPOSITED AS (PHOTOGRAPHIC
MATERIALS)CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR COUNTRY AND INVEST IT ON
ANY STOCK-EXCHANGE HOLDINGS OR INVESTMENT
OPPORTUNITIES IN YOUR COUNTRY.IF YOU ARE INTERESTED
AND WILLING TO ASSIST ME, YOUR REPLY IS NEEDED FOE ME
TO GIVE YOU MORE DETAILED INFORMATIONS.

YOUR ANTICIPATED RESPONSES ARE NEEDED URGENTLY.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MRS. AKILA-ESSO BOKO

Anita replies:

From: AnitaHanchob
To: "[email protected]"
Date: Apr 7, 2005 6:13 AM
Subject: Re: REAL DIGGEST

Hello.
What the FUCK does "REAL DIGGEST" mean?
Regards,
Anita

Confused

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:49 pm

The Moronic Mugu replies:

Quote:

From: [email protected]
To: AnitaHanchob
Date: Apr 7, 2005 9:40 PM
Subject: THE MEANING OF REAL DIGGEST

Dear Anita Hanchob

I thank you for your swift mail and responses to my mail,
your mail is well noted and understood.

First the informations I will like to get from you is your
direct cell phone and fax numbers so that it will enable
me to get back to you easily, if I may request this, a
copy of your international passports will also be needed
so that we will get to know each other better.

I will be sending you my picture and the picture of my
only daugther so that you will see us and and see how and
what we are like.

Note importantly Mrs Anita Hanchob, Please my only
purpose of contacting and involving you in assisting me in
this transcation is for you to help me claim and clear
this consignment that I deposited in a private security
company here in Cotonou Benin Rep. because currently like
I told you in the first mail I send to you that I and my
daughter is staying in an asylum home here in Cotonou
Pending on when the tensions and crisis will end in my
country, so as it is now, I don't have money left with me
as I used the remaining money to re-register my daughter
back to school.

I will also like to know the kind of business ventures one
can invest his/her money in your country and what is your
country's foreign investment policy if it will be
favourable to foreigners like us, Note here, please handle
this transaction with the ultimate carefullness so that
your country's government will not know that am one of the
Ministers trying to seek asylum in your country to avoid
exposing me to my present government. Pleaseeeee !!

Note importantly, this fund is deposited as family
treasure and valuables in the security company that I will
tell you later, it is registered as consignment to avoid
the personnel not to know what was deposited, more details
of the deposit will be given to you in your next mail and
modelities toward what I will want you to do for me toward
claiming and clearing it in your name.

I will be anticipating your urgent reply soonest.
Thanks and God Bless you.
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs Akila Esso Boko.

Anita writes back:

From: AnitaHanchob
To: "[email protected]"
Date: Apr 8, 2005 7:52 PM
Subject: Re: THE MEANING OF REAL DIGGEST

Hey,
I'm NOT a Mrs...I'm single and also I'm a lesbian. Also, you still
didn't explain what the fuck the word "diggest" means.
I'll help you, sure, so send me your picture like you said. I don't
give strangers my phone number...so I won't call you until I get to
know you better, ok?
Love ya,
Anita

Razz

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:52 pm

Mugu writes back to Anita

Quote:

From: [email protected]
To: AnitaHanchob
Date: Apr 9, 2005 1:47 AM
Subject: Re: THE MEANING OF REAL DIGGEST

Dear Anita Hanchob,
Am sorry for having address you as Mrs...., forgive me for
the mistake.Your mail have been received by me and once
again I thank you for accepting to help me and my
daughter in this transaction.

Like you have requested, the meaning of real diggest is
having express what is real needful in my heart and mind,
what I wrote to you in the first was the diggest of my
mind and I so much needed you to come to our assistance. I
wrote my heart felt needs.

I will be sending you our pictures mine and my only
daughter so that you will know us and in the like wise we
know you better, and I know that this will bring us to the
begining of our good and lasting relationship and good
business and good family together.

The reason of my request of your phoneand fax numbersare
for immediatey and easy verbal communication when
neccessary and I wish that you will not treat us as
strangers.
Through my yahoo private mail box, I will be sending you
the pictures for acquitancy.

Awaiting for your urgent reply.
And God bless you in all your works.
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs Akila Esso Boko.

To which our heroine Anita Hanchob replies:

From: AnitaHanchob
To: "[email protected]"
Date: Apr 9, 2005 9:20 AM
Subject: Re: THE MEANING OF REAL DIGGEST

Dear Mrs,
Thank you for your letter. How old is your daughter? Is she a lesbian,
by any chance? You are a widow, right? You should try being a lesbian
like me...
My fax number is
Please fax me the necessary paperwork.
Now, as to the word "DIGGEST"...Is that an African word? Because there
certainly is no such word in English.
Also, let me know how much money I'll need to send to complete this deal.
Love ya,
Anita

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:56 pm

Moronic Mugu writes back:

Quote:

From: Mrs Akila Esso Boko
To: anitahanchob
Date: Apr 9, 2005 3:25 PM
Subject: Re: THE MEANING OF REAL DIGGEST

Dear Anita,

Thanks for your mail,

My daughter judith Esso Boko will be 16 by july,now in her secondary school but i don't think she should be a lesbian.

Myself as a widow have never experience lebianism practice before unless when we meet either here or in your country and as a mother there is no way i can start to practice such here due to my position as a public servant.

Well diggest like i explained in my previous mail is an african word.

I don't think this claim will cost you any money,as i know the financial company will not ask you for any money because they will only ask you for the certificate of deposit to prove that you are the owner and they will release it to you so any time they ask for that please do let me know so that i can fax it to you to send to them.

You should send to me your phone number with your residential address and some information about your good self to enable me be rest assured on the type of person i am to trust this huge amount of money to pending my arrival to your country for sharing and investment plan projects.

As soon as i hear from you i will give you the contact of the financial company and the specimen of the application for claim of the funds which you will retype and fax to them as partner to my late mother whom i deposited the consigment/funds in her name demanding release to you.

I deposited the consignment in the name of my late mother for safety reasons because as a civil servant(public official) i can not deposit such funds in my name due to the oath of office did not permit us to operate foreign account or any investment while serving the government.

I am waiting to hear from you.

Thanks,
Mrs Akila Esso Boko.

Anita replies:

From: AnitaHanchob
To: Mrs Akila Esso Boko <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 10, 2005 12:38 PM
Subject: Re: THE MEANING OF REAL DIGGEST

Hello sweety,
Your daughter is definitely too young to be a lesbian, except of
course in Massachusetts where I think it is a requirement. Anyhow, I
am hopeful to bring you to the joys of lesbian love and possibly even
the joys of vigorous anal penetration. As I said, I am a lesbian
activist and am adamant in converting as many people I can to my faith
and to the faith of the Church Of Zetty Twine. Each new member that I
convert gets a payment of $2000 dollars. Are you interested?
Also, thanks for explaining what the fuck diggest means. I thank you
from the bottom of my heart and my moist cervix. You are truly
blessed, madam, and I swear upon Jesus H. Christ that I will assist
you in every way possible. I am attaching a copy of my license and am
letting you know that my fax number is .
Please fax me the paperwork.
Love you,
Anita

License attached:

To be continued...? Razz

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 42

How do you actually do with churches that pay people to join? Every time I have tried it has resulted in failure. *points to sig* The Church of the Holy Moose has done much better by not paying people to join.

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 7:21 pm

ah, I just wing it... Razz

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:14 pm

Mugu finally writes back, the lazy biatch:

Quote:

From: Mrs Akila Esso Boko <[email protected]>
To: AnitaHanchob >
Date: Apr 13, 2005 9:21 PM
Subject: ARE YOU FINE AT ALL,?

Dear Anita Hanchob,
Dear am still in doubt of what is keeping you too late to respond to my last mail to you.
Are you well at all?
Looking to read your mail urgently.
Mrs Akila Esso Boko

WTF?

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:17 pm

Anita replies

From: AnitaHanchob
To: Mrs Akila Esso Boko <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 14, 2005 9:10 AM
Subject: Re: ARE YOU FINE AT ALL,?

Hi dear,
I most certainly DID respond to your e mail. Did you accidentally delete it?
Anyway, I am still ready to assist you, so please let me know what our
next step must be. Also, let me know if you are willing to join my
lesbian church.
Love you lots,
Anita

Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:12 pm

Mrs Mugu replies:

Quote:

From: Mrs Akila Esso Boko <[email protected]>
To: AnitaHanchob <>
Date: Apr 15, 2005 4:27 AM
Subject: Re: ARE YOU FINE AT ALL,?

Dear Anita,

Frankly i did not see the mail you said to have sent to me.

I want you to understand my situation and feelings here as asylum seeker in a foreign land,imagine somebody of my type.

I want you to put action into this transaction as to conclude it as quick as possible so that i can come over to stay with you in your stable country and do business with you in order to maintain our good family relationship.

How far have you gone with the finance company since i sent their contact to you?

Have you been able to make confirmation of the deposit from them and what is their response to you?please do let me know.

I am interested in establishing a good relationship with you and ready to join your church but it must be when i come over to your country.

I don't know how chance you might be now ,i would have like you to meet me here in Cotonou to see things yourself and fully understand what i mean,i know your visiting me here will be the best option for us because as soon as you are here,i will guide you how we can conclude every thing with the finance company in less than three days and travel back with me to start up good investment projects in your country.

Please let me know what you have discuss with the finance company.

Thanks,
Mrs Akila Esso Boko.

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:56 pm

The stupid bitch writes again

Quote:

From: Mrs Akila Esso Boko <[email protected]>
To: AnitaHanchob
Date: Apr 18, 2005 7:38 AM
Subject: ARE YOU FINE AT ALL,?

Dear Anita Hanchob ,
My sister I have been waiting for your mail for some time now, are you not willing to help me again. I demanded to know if you have contacted the finance house so that we can be able to proceed with this transaction immediately.

Your lateness in replying my mail delays the fast movement of this transaction and it is not favourable on my side.

Thanks
Yours Sincerely Sister.
Mrs Akila.

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:59 pm

anita writes back

From: AnitaHanchob
To: Mrs Akila Esso Boko <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 18, 2005 2:52 PM
Subject: Re: ARE YOU FINE AT ALL,?

Hi sister
I haven't been able to contact those assholes at the finance company. I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them? Tell you what, how about YOU call them for me because anyway i don't like speaking to dirty foreigners anyway. tell me what money i need to spend for legal fees and such. now listen, diggest baby, aren't you going to join my lesbian church? i need to know so we can get down to some serious rug munching.
love ya
anita

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:33 pm

Oopsie, looks like she is twigging. Oh well...she was no fun anyway.

Quote:

From: Mrs Akila Esso Boko <[email protected]>
To: AnitaHanchob
Date: Apr 19, 2005 8:40 AM
Subject: YOUR APPROACH DO NOT SHOW RESPECTS

Dear Anita Hanchob ,

From the tune of your mail ,approach and what you meant did not show respect and responsible to my person,meanwhile i am becoming afraid that you might not be the reliable one to trust with such a huge sum of money ,i am sorry i will look for a humble person who might be of assistance to me.

You should bear in mind that with my position and good reputation and my current political crises today i don't mean to deal with some one who don't know God for security reasons...my safety and otherwise.

Mrs Akila.

__________________________________________________

oh yeah?!!! Well F%CK HER! Mad

From: AnitaHanchob
To: Mrs Akila Esso Boko <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 19, 2005 9:55 AM
Subject: Re: YOUR APPROACH DO NOT SHOW RESPECTS

Dear akila,
Who the hell do you think you are?
Don't write to me that way. I'm an American, dammit, not some third world shitbag like you. Anyway, I have a feeling you are an internet thief. I don't believe your story anymore you stupid mugu.
F%ck you,
Anita

oH WELL, ALL READERS FEEL FREE TO SEND HER SOME GOAT PR0N
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