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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:08 pm

Anita Hanchob gets an e mail from some mugu jackass named...Whale Confused

Quote:

From: Mr Whale Smith <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
To: [email protected] Question

Date: Apr 3, 2005 9:47 AM
Subject: EQUANT CONSULTING FIRM

FROM THE DESK OF : MR. WHALE SMITH
EQUANT CONSULTING FIRM.
REPLY TO:[email protected]

I am Mr Whale Smith, The senior partner in the firm of EQUANT Consultants Private
Investigators Consultants.

We are conducting a standard process investigation on behalf of INTERNATIONAL TRUST BANK, NIGERIA. The international Banking conglomerate to reach either the relations or anyone wanting to stand as the next of kin to late Mr.Micheal,a nationality of your country with and also the circumstances surrounding investments made by this client at FEDERALREPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. The Private Banking arm of INTERNATIONAL TRUST BANK. This Private Banking client Mr.Micheal died intestate and nominated no successor in title over the money with the bank.

Now, we have been informed by the bank that they want to transfer his funds with them to a the account of the foreigner relating to this client or anyone wanting to stand as the next of kin due to the money keeps on floating and would get confisticated.

The essence of this communication with you, is to ask your assistance to get this funds transfered into your account.

It is pertinent that you inform us ASAP if you are interested and moreover, we seek a very honest and reliable person. You must appreciate that we are constrained from providing you with more detailed information.

At this point. Please respond to this mail as soon as possible to afford us the opportunity to proceed to the formalities as soon as possible.

Thank you for accommodating our enquiry.

Mr Whale Smith

Anita replies:

From: AnitaHanchob
To: [email protected]
Date: Apr 5, 2005 10:05 AM
Subject: Re: EQUANT CONSULTING FIRM

Dear Mr. Whale.

What an odd name? Are you a large man, is that why they call you
whale? I like dolphins myself. Well anyway, what is this e mail all
about? Are you serious about this? I can really get millions of
dollars?
Anita

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:11 pm

Whale replies:

Quote:

From: whale smith
To: AnitaHanchob
Date: Apr 5, 2005 2:27 PM
Subject: Urgent Responce Needed!!!

Dear Anita,

Thanks for your email,I want to let you knowthat this transaction is real and i have all proove for you if
you want.I want you to understand that this transaction must be carried out legaly to avoid any
breach of law.

I will also want you to understand that you are to hire a lawyer here in nigeria that will be
representing you here in nigeria and to make sure that your fund gets into your account.I will give you the
contact of the bank and also give a draft of application that you are to use in applying to the
bank asthe bonafide next of kin to the late Engr Micheal .

After you have provided me with your informations that i will be using in filing you up with the bank.Here is
my telephone number i want you to give me a call as regards to your fund claim.My number is (234-802-543-5738)

Here are the required informationsthat i needed to file you up with.

1,Your Telephone Number and fax number.
2,Residence Address
3,Date of birth and place of birth
4,Occupation

I await to recieve this informations also i will be sending you the website of the incident that you laterelative was involved

Truly Yours

Mr Whale Smith

Anita writes back:

From: AnitaHanchob
To: whale smith <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 5, 2005 4:28 PM
Subject: Re: Urgent Responce Needed!!!

Well hello Tubby Whale

Prove away to me that you are what you say. You sure talk smooth, and
I like a smooth talker. Are you a nice dresser Mr Whale? I like men
who dress nicely. Dark African men turn me on.
Well what do you say, big boy. Do you want to play with me, hmmm?

Love,
anita

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:13 pm

Tubby writes back to Anita:

Quote:

From: whale smith <[email protected]>
To: AnitaHanchob
Date: Apr 6, 2005 7:54 AM
Subject: Re: Urgent Responce Needed!!!

Dear Anita,

Thanks for your email.Yes i am who i say i am so there is nothing to worry about since i will be given you the contact of the bank for you to contact them and know if such money is there bank.

I await to recieve the required informations to enable me send you the draft of application that you are to use applying to the bank as regards to your inheritance.

Anita replies:

From: AnitaHanchob
To: whale smith <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 6, 2005 9:50 AM
Subject: Re: Urgent Responce Needed!!!

Hi Tubby Whale,

You SAY you are who you are, but how do I know you are who you are?
You could be some man trying to ravish me. I get a LOT of attention
from men, as I am a beautiful blonde girl. Why don't you send me your
picture or something, darling?
Love,
Anita

To be, ah, continued...? Razz

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:48 pm

I would tell him to make the subject of the emails "MwaoooOOOoOOoOOoooo" (my best attempt at the call of the humpback whale....) so his mail doesn't get filtered out Smile

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:36 pm

Scamarella wrote:

I would tell him to make the subject of the emails "MwaoooOOOoOOoOOoooo" (my best attempt at the call of the humpback whale....) so his mail doesn't get filtered out Smile

Wow! You sound just like Dorie in Finding Nemo!

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:59 pm