CHLAMYDIA for Jaiene Carlos **trophy pic**

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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:59 pm

ARE there any mugu superhero pics? any cape and mask trophy pics?
I think it's a great idea!!

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Mar 2004 Posts: 207

There is picture, it may be faked, of a weight lifter who has a massive rectal prolapse. Half his friggin large colon is hanging out his bum hole.

If you google for that, put a cape on him. Laughing

-Teddy

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:22 pm

The picture may or may not be real, but it's not a weightlifter, according to Snopes (which also has a copy of the picture available). I don't think you can link to their copy, but you can certainly download it and send it to anyone whose eyes you want to scar for life. Here's the link, but be warned that the picture is right there on the page and it is indeed not for the faint of heart.

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:36 pm

UGH, you guys are gross. Smile

Anyway, J Carlos, a.k.a. our heroine CHLAMYDIA GIRL, gets back to me:

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 06:27:37 -0800 (PST)
Subject: PICTURE

Dear Hugh

Hope you are okay? Here is my picture and please make sure you assist further by paying the money, send the reference number after payment, I will use it to get the fund out from the security company for the transfer to your account.

Thanks

J.

She attaches this wonderful pic:

It's...CHLAMYDIA GIRL!!! Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:21 am

Hugh writes back:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 00:14:23 -0500
Subject: Re: PICTURE

Dearest Chlamydia Jones,
Thank you for your letter. And your picture! What a beauty you are,
aren't you! Certainly a Chlamydia girl of my heart. I knew a girl once
by the name of Penny Sillen, but I don't think you'd like her very
much. Anyway, her eyes were almost as beautiful as YOUR beady little
eyes.
But yours are absolutely stunning.
Now I'm ready to send you the initial payment of $2000 dollars, so how
do you want it sent...Western Union or Moneygram? The wanker at the
office said there's new anti-terrorism forms for both that must be
filled out now, so let me know which type to send you.
Yours,
Hugh G Rection

To be continued...? Smile

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:08 am

Chlamydia girl writes back:

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 01:14:15 -0800 (PST)
Subject: MONEY GRAM

Dear Hugh

Many thanks for your compliments, I hope meeting with you as soon as this fund gets transfered to your account, Please you can send the money through MONEY GRAM
NAME: HLONGO JOHN
JOHANNESBURG ,SOUTH AFRICA

Please do send the reference details and i will send you letter immediately i get the fee

Once again, bless you my dear

My sincere regards

J.

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:10 am

Hugh replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 22:59:57 -0500
Subject: Re: MONEY GRAM

Dearest Chlamydia Girl,

I hope your discharge is not too heavy, and I hope this letter finds
you in the best possible health as one can be in your condition. Don't
you have any antibiotics? Anyway, I shall be sending you the money via
Moneygram as instructed. Who is this JOHN HLONGO wanker anyhow? I'll
go to the office tomorrow and send it right out.

Regards,
Hugh

to be continued... Question

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:28 am

Chlamydia girl writes two letters:

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection" <
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 03:51:50 -0800 (PST)
Subject: please send

Dear Hugh

Thanks so much and i do hope you enjoy your weekend, Please do send it tomorrow, John Hlongo is an elder in our church, I send his name as a trusted person to get the money for me because refugee permit is not allowed to get money.

Thanks and my sincere regards

J.

and:

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection" <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 04:16:11 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Number

Dear Hugh

So there is no means to reach you directly now? Send your direct contact

Regards

J.

To be continued... Cool

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:17 pm

Hugh replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:08:39 -0500
Subject: Re: Number

Hullo dearest Chlamydia
I will try to call you on the number you gave me in your first letter.
I will send you the money via moneygram as you wish...what I need from
you now is to fill out the anti-terrorism forms that Moneygram now
requires and then fax them to me.
Hugs,
Hugh

Hugh attaches the 3 moneygram forms that have been floating around 419eater.

To be continued, then? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:41 pm

She replies:

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 03:48:18 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Account

Dear Hugh

I can't understand this stress, It is better you send it through bank as the bank informed me that it can only take three days, please send through account.

God bless you

J.

Meanwhile, fellow baiter MikMik was kind enough to attempt a call to the biatch, but some moron answered and our gal Chlamydia didn't get on the phone:
http://members.419eater.com/~mikmik/chlamydia1.mp3

Cheers MikMik, btw! Cool

Hugh responds:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:25:44 -0500
Subject: Re: Account

Dearest Chlamydia Jones,

First of all I tried to call you, and some wanker answered the phone
and kept asking where I was calling from. He would not put you on the
phone. I called the number you gave me in your first letter. Who was
that jackass? He was very rude to me, when all I'm trying to do is
help your sorry ass. Second of all, don't be a dizzy bint. There is no
stress involved in a moneygram transfer. All you have to do is fill
out the security forms and then I can send the money. I do not trust
banks in your awful country.
If you want the money, it's either Moneygram or Western Union.
It's as simple as that. Now stop being difficult.
Yours truly,
Hugh

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:47 pm

Hugh writes again:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:41:08 -0500
Subject: Re: Account

Chlamydia,
Would you like it if I could meet you in South Africa? I can travel
there if you'd like, and I will bring all funds necessary to complete
the deal.
Yours,
Hugh

To be continued...? Smile

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:35 pm

Chlamydia writes two letters:

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 04:28:30 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Account

Dear Hugh

You are insulting me, If you really want to assist me, send the money through bank or you come in person with the money, send me your flight schedule

Regards

J.

and:

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 04:31:29 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Why?

Dear Hugh

If you trust me as you promised that you will trust me when i send my picture, you will send the money, why now you don't trust bank which is even secured than MONEY GRAM? If you don't trust me, i'm sorry we have to stop because i trusted you before sending the documents and picture, you now make me cry

Regards

J

haw haw haw...to be continued...

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:05 pm

Hugh G Rection replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 11:57:42 -0500
Subject: Re: Why?

Dearest Chlamydia of my loins,

I would never insult you or hurt your feelings! You are such a dear
sweetheart, I would rather slit my throat than hurt you in any way,
shape, or form. Now stop whining and listen to me, dear heart.
Firstly, you can call me at (). I think I would prefer
to meet with you in South Africa rather than transmit the money
through the bank. I had a terrible, horrible experience with a bank
once, and I'm sorry but I do not trust them. It's eccentric, I admit,
but after all I am rather wealthy and wealth brings eccentricity. Do
not despair! I will help you, you can count on me. I can fly to South
Africa soon...just call me and we can arrange the details, love.
Sincerely,
Hugh G Rection

Stay tuned... Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:33 pm

Chlamydia Jones replies:

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Apr 1, 2005 4:39 AM
Subject: Nothing to fear about

Dear Hugh

You really made my day after positive talks, But please you have to understand that you have nothing to fear regarding bank because we only need to receive the money, you have nothing to do with the bank, because if you send the money through money gram, we have nothing to do with them ,it is only just to receive money, we will inform you if we receive, the owner of the account is a human beign not a ghost, the bank will not seize the money if you send it, unless you have another thing in mind.

I will appreciate your coming, but please send this urgently, this is a new month and we just have to commence action towards this transaction, so which city are you now? I will call you

Regards

J.

Hugh replies, simply:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 1, 2005 10:52 AM
Subject: Re: Nothing to fear about

hello dearest

yes you must call me at xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx( edited)
Hugh

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:35 pm

Chlamydia, like any sexually transmitted disease, is most difficult and annoying. She replies:

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Apr 1, 2005 11:26 AM
Subject: Make the payment

Dear Hugh

I tried and get tied, Not going ringing engaged, Please call me direct on +27-73-331-5501
Please, tell me if you will pay or you tell me when you will come with the money

Regards

J.

Hugh G Rection replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection <
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 1, 2005 5:24 PM
Subject: Re: Make the payment

Darling Chlamydia girl,

Bugger me if I call you. Last time I called some wanker wasted my time
and would not put you on the phone. Who was that bloke anyhow? Well,
I'm doing some travelling in the States the next few days, so you can
reach ME directly at 1 832 689-9357. Ask for my assistant Jack Cass.
He will transfer the call to me. I won't take calls from anyone else.
Like I said, I DO NOT TRUST ANY FUCKING BANK because they are filled
with crooks and possibly even barristers so I will not deal with them.
I like Moneygram because there is a sweet girl with huge breasts who
works in the Moneygram office and she always flirts with me, so I
trust her 100% risky free.
Behold my modalities! It's either Moneygram or else I'll have to
travel to South Africa and meet you. I always wanted to go to South
Africa anyway, I heard the whores there are fantastic.
CALL ME TODAY and let's set up a meeting.
Hugh G. Rection

The number I gave her was given to me in THIS thread:http://www.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=38758 Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:38 pm

Methinks Chlamydia girl got scolded by the person whose number she called...and perhaps this bait is over. HEH HEH. Well, I send off an irate e mail, since I like to have the final word:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: [email protected]
Date: Apr 4, 2005 1:31 PM
Subject: hello where are you woman???!

Chlamydia?
You are rude and inconsistent. Where in blazes are you woman? I guess
you don't want THE TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS?!! Stop being a dizzy bint and
write to me for God's sake. What the hell is wrong with you girl?
Angrily,
Hugh

Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:58 pm

Looks like the jig is up! Razz

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Subject: Bye

Dear Hugh

Enough of that, please

J

Oh well...screw her!

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 5, 2005 8:20 AM
Subject: Re: Bye

Chlamydia,
So you finally realize that you are a 419 email scammer? Mugu! Bumboclot!
I am putting a dreadful curse on your rectum and your nose.
Hugh

Very Happy

Beeyotch!

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:04 pm

Quote:

I am putting a dreadful curse on your rectum and your nose.

NOW'S the time to send that disgusting picture. It's what happened to the last guy you cursed, right?

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:08 pm

Dr Hugh G Rection wrote:

Like I said, I DO NOT TRUST ANY FUCKING BANK because they are filled
with crooks and possibly even barristers so I will not deal with them.

I don't know why, but the "possibly even barristers" really made me laugh.

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:16 pm

Uh oh. Chlamydia girl didn't like my last letter. Surprised

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection" >
Date: Apr 5, 2005 12:59 PM
Subject: your mad

Dear?????
YOU MUST BE MAD, FOOL

Dr Hugh replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 5, 2005 3:08 PM
Subject: Re: your mad

You!!
Licker of goat testicles!!
This powerful witch doctor is praying against your soul.
Your bowels will be most uncomfortable.
Your rectum will become intolerable.
You are an email thief, a scammer, and lo according to the scripture
may the devil fill your ass with hot iron.

OOOOOOO,Hugh

Smile

Guest

hahaha that last email just ruined another keyboard Laughing

thanks

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