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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:23 pm

kleindoofy wrote:

The joke's on you. It's 22.15 here and I've already eaten!!!!

Buggeration.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:25 pm

I think you meant damnation. But again, that's just speculation.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:25 pm

A better punishment for mentioning masturbation would be castration!

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:26 pm

I'd much prefer incarceration!

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:26 pm

Nap, practicing obfuscation or suggesting castration with regard to this masturbation and/or ejaculation conversation will not help in your negotiations.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:27 pm

I need a libation.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:30 pm

There's a wealth of talent here, and it might be fun if a few more baiters hit this lad with these "tions".

Here's the mail, and his addy.

Quote:

Fri, 18 Mar 2005 14:12:53 -0800
From: [email protected] Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
Subject: Your Outstanding Payment

Sir/Madam,

This is to notify you that your case was presented to us and was
deliberated
upon Last Monday during the on going National Economic Summit of the
Federal
Republic of Nigeria in the presence of the president, Federal Republic
Of
Nigeria, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, GCFR, the Honorable Minister of
Finance,
Dr. Mrs. Ngozi Iweala-Okonjo, The New Central Bank of Nigeria Governor,
Prof. Charles Soludo and other key economic policy matters.

It was discovered to the dismay of all participants that your payment
has
been unnecessarily delayed despite been cleared by the authorized
Financial
regulatory bodies.

It was discovered that some unscrupulous individuals aiming to
frustrating
all your efforts have removed some vital documents from your payment
file.

However, a 7-man harmonization, normalization, notarization,

computerization and re-documentation committee has been set up to
finally
perfect all the necessary documentation to that effect.

After much strict scrutiny on your file, we discovered that some top
government
officials in Nigeria especially in banks are working against your
interest
in this case.

We have decided to go into a pact with reputable Banks to settle your
payment.

You are to contact me immediately for the setting up of your accredited
payment access code number, password and allocation of foreign exchange
for your Payment through the nominated bank.

Contact me via E-mail: [email protected]

Best regards

Dr. Emmanuel Sam

Chief Financial Consultant,

Federal Ministry of Finance.

Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:33 pm

I'll take it into consideration.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:34 pm

I'll try, but I can't assure a confirmation.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:36 pm

In gratification of your wonderful donation of the means for a communication with your lad, I make the suggestion, with no exaggeration, that the exhilaration of a possible proliferation of alliteration will completely and utterly screw him up

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:37 pm

It appears I need some insulation from the litigous insinuations and accusations with regards to my quotations

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:59 pm

@Nap - the continuation of your conversation regarding your illustrations about your protestations can only lead to further perpetration of condemnation by this association. I should warn you prolongation of your interrogation into the divination of my contemplation will eventually lead to your elimination.

In summation, exploration of your frustration is not conducive to gratification.

@llamedos - thanks for the inspiration.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:48 am

I will cease my manifestation to avoid my termination so that I can enjoy some relaxation

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:57 am

@Nap - Your determination to be an inspiration to our aspirations is motivation to us all.

Congratulations on your realization relaxation, in combination with sedation and libations, is key to preventing your alienation.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:08 am

No more -ations for me. It's 2.00 AM here and me gots to be getting to beddy bye.

If you plan a redundation, send me an invitation. Wink

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:32 am

Expect my full cooperation.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:53 am

Without further procrastination, I will make the prognostication that this will deteriorate into regurgitation.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:01 am

it might be hard to find justification
for giving this thread a rejuvination
without some form of emancipation
and possibly a test using titration

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:03 am

Whomever is responsible for the creation of this abomination should recieve the humiliation of incarceration.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:34 am

The regulation of this creation needs to be taken into consideration.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:45 am

Felicitations.

I offer respectful salutations to the veterans of this great vocation on the installation of the 'ation' committee.
As the humble scribe of the 419eaters Translation, Interpretation, Decodification and Codification committee, I would like to express my adulation for nadnerbs satsifactory exploration of the subject of masturbation, particularly his mention of lubrication. I recollect a proclamation in a highly regarded publication that marstubation and self exploration practiced in moderation with proper lubrication is, in fact, a solution to sexual frustration. Admittedly, upon contemplation, that might have been a slight exaggeration. At the time, however, it was needed consolation, taking into consideration the duration I had endured without practicing penetration.
Anyway, I apologize for the duration of my deviation. My shameless elaboration is just a dumb attempt at emulation. I submit that immitation is a form of admiration. Apologies for my messed up punctuation.

Guest

After loads of contemplation I decided to join the 'ation nation.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:40 pm

And after all these posts, and I say this with hesitation, there has been no conversation on the subject of flatulation or constipation.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:34 pm

@Adebayo-

I feel intimidation at the realization you've achieved domination in the subject of masturbation and the creation of so many words ending in "-ation".

I humbly concede without hesitation your post is an example of pure inspiration.

Congratulations on your interpretation without prevarication!

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:00 pm

With decompartmentalization previously affecting my concentration, I now, with due admiration humbly submit my application, that Adebayo be given complete acceleration, with no deformation, and with the stipulation of admiration, to the position of "Top Creation of Alliteration"