B3llo spawn - Part I *procto-psychology in action*

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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:36 pm

Buster responds:

From: Dr Buster Hymen, Phd.
To: affa david <[email protected]>
Cc: musa bello <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 15:19:48 -0500
Subject: Re: this is scan we call it 419 here,

Dearest John,

Well, I am quite shocked by what you is done saying to me. Actually,
it all makes sense now, and I realize that yes, I have been tricked by
that bastard-guy in London. How can I thank you? You are truly my
black brother! WORD!
I ain't too worried about the small amount of money that I sent to
that jack ass in London. I am very rich anyhow, and what I sent is
small change to me. Me and Dr. Hugh have a very profitable business.
Yes, sometimes we fight, but in the end Hugh and I always are friends.
Hugh has doublecrossed me sometimes, and I have done the same thing to
his ass. We used to do the same thing to each other when we was
leftist radicals in college. It's kind of a joke between us.
I looked up this 419 thing you are hollering about. So the London boy
think he smart, trying to trick me? Hah. I'll fix his ass.
Hey, brother, it's all good. Yo, check it, my man, YOU and I should
trick HIM! THEN I'M GONNA FLY TO LONDON AND LOOK HIM UP, AND I'MA
KICK HIS ASS. WORD!
In the meantime, I am still looking for foreign investment. Can you
help me with any deals?
I want to reward you for your help, my brother.

Your friend,
Buster.

To be continued...? Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:52 am

I'm new to this all, but sit here in total awe.

NICE WORK!

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:11 am

Thanky, info pimp! Surprised

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:43 am

Mr Mugu sends an email to Buster from a lad named "John": Smile

Quote:

From: affa david <[email protected]>
To: "Dr Buster Hymen, Phd."
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 04:46:28 -0800 (PST)
Subject: its ok

Dear Dr Hymen,

Thank God you listen to me.

Well i am happy you called me your brother, i know you are a very rich person and i have people that i will connect to you for any kind of investment you want to do.

I want to inform you that this business you are doing is real but due to musa circumstances he has no option to say anything he was thinking that he has a nice lawyer who will protect him from his late father,s fund,You have to send me 1000$ for the information that i just pass to you now and i also send a mail to musa concerning this same issue that his lawyer is a fraud star let him look for who will handle his late father,s properties and not Affa David, I told musa how much you have paid and the family is mad with him because he is also bled as you are.

Now what i want you to do is this to mail Musa tell him about this ,tell him also that you are will to help him out let him appoint a state or a SAN from any of the country who will help him out,that you will help him.

Affa David is such a bad and WICKED he told Dr Hugh that musa sleep with a goat, all is black- mealing,I john type most of the mail he sent to you,Dr Hymen what Affa David is doing is not good i know i work with him but i did not eat from the money you send to him and musa also did not see even one dollar from all you send why i decided to open up Affa David is for you to stop what ever you are doing with him, i have chosen to beg for help instend of cheating please if thy is any thing you can do for me do i will appreciate it.

I will get back to you and tell you who to contact for your investment and i am sure you will like to work with the person this man will give you all his data phone and fax home and office what ever you want .

John.

Then he sends another letter from "Musa" Very Happy

Quote:

From: musa bello <[email protected]>
To: "Dr Buster Hymen, Phd."
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 05:14:54 -0800 (PST)
Subject: i will get back to you shortly

Dr Hymen,
Well i am short of word,i have receive four different mail from you which i can not even explain why you are sending that kind of mail to me,and you can see that its unanswered not until this last mail you send (via john).

I am not surprise to hear that and i am sorry for introducing the wrong lawyer to you,i will advice you stop this till i salt my self out of this first.

I have just written to John and thank him for the information he pass to us.Please i will like to finish up this deal with you,let me and my family decide on what to do about this issue,i know he will be trying to confuse you once he is aware that you have find out what he is doing because you so much trust him,i know i have told you many things about him but you will not listen to me instend you will call me a waker.

I will get back to you to tell you my discussion with my family

Musa Bello

This lad is just begging to be tortured. More soon!~ Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:40 pm

LOL

Great stuff Hugh Mr. Green

That dirty low down double crossing son of a bitch....! I am hurt and saddened... Wink

Quote:

and musa also did not see even one dollar from all you send

Perhaps you could ask him why John would have expected Musa to get any money from the lawyers fees...... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:28 am

Buster sends off a letter...

From: Dr Buster Hymen, Phd.
To: [email protected]
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 03:19:17 -0500
Subject: MY NEXT STEP

Dear Musa,

Whats up my brother?
I have decided what I am going to do. First, don't worry about the
fact that Affa David turned out to be a scoundrel. I do not blame you.
In fact, I'm going to help you get your money that he owes you. I will
play that sucker like a fool. I'm going to find out his address. Do
you have some reliable people available in London when I find out his
London address? Or maybe we can meet him someplace?
I am going to fly to London as soon as I get his address.
Keep your faith, my black brother. God will shine on us.

Word!

Buster

As the world turns... Confused

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:43 am

SUDDENLY, Dr. Hugh G. Rection, now hardened from life in prison, is back in the picture! He sends off an email to Musa....

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: musa bello <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 21:34:04 -0500
Subject: Hello Musa, I'm back

Dearest Musa,
How are you my friend? How is your family?
First I want to tell you that I am free and clear of all (well, almost
all) charges against me.
I understand that there was a little trouble with David Affa? What a
surprise, he seemed like such a nice man. Do not feel ashamed that he
tricked you, my friend. It would happen to any wanker in this world.
In fact he tricked me too.
Musa, I thought about a lot of things while I was away. I realize that
life is short and to be enjoyed fully. So I do not want you to worry
about David Affa. I can still take care of you like a father does a
son, or a priest does an altar boy. I will be your KY Jelly in this
rough road of anality. Now listen closely, I don't want Dr Hymen to
know I am communicating with you. He has been a bastard lately and I'm
afraid he is going to grab all the money and take off for a while with
some crack whores. He's going to London soon and he won't tell me why.
Don't forget I am still looking for contacts for that other deal we
had building, please this is very important to me.
Write back soonest,
Hugh

I wonder if Musa hasn't choked himself by now? Surprised

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:34 am

Quote:

I will be your KY Jelly in this rough road of anality.

Soda. Nose. Keyboard. Thanks. Wink

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:27 pm

The "new" lad John writes to Buster: Surprised

Quote:

From: affa david <[email protected]>
To: "Dr Buster Hymen, Phd."
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 04:01:50 -0800 (PST)
Subject: investment

Dr Buster Hymen,
long time my good friend,i am sorry that i stoped you form your business with Affa David who knows how much he might have collected from you after all i have told you,Well that is not the issue, the issue is i just want to let you know that i have seen someone who will assist you basically on your proposal ,but you just have to know that i asked you to give me 1000$ that is if youkw that this deal will be ok just keep out of conversaction for now till will proceesed
Thanks
John

Musa sends a letter to Buster too Very Happy

Quote:

From: musa bello <[email protected]>
To: "Dr Buster Hymen, Phd."
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 04:49:13 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Stop whatever you have with Affa David

Dr Buster Hymen,
I will applicate what ever effort you make in tracking that fool down,i don,t know if you will remember there was a day i asked you of Affa David phone number i was have a kind of feeling then ,now he has turn of that number ,but the only i know is that i have stop all my father,s business associate to stop any deal thy have with Affa David that is no more my lawyer i have NEW LAWYER now who have the fear of God in him and can take care of me and my personal problems which i will like to introduce to you later.If you ask me i will advice you to leave that fool and let finish up with our deal.i am only afraid that those money you pay to that fool will repeat it self again because he did not do any work with them and i will like to work with you since your friend Dr Hugh did not want to work with me again ,sorry to ask have you seen him since you said that he is out of jail.
My new lawyer will get back to you and discuss further with you on the area he will want you to act.
Thanks
Musa

This opens up all sorts of possibilities! Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:30 pm

Meanwhile, Musa writes back to Dr Hugh! He whines about how horribly he was treated by Chill Laughing

Quote:

From: musa bello <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 04:31:00 -0800 (PST)
Subject: nice to have you back

Hugh G. Rection,
I am very happy to hear from you once again,yes Affa David think he can eat my money and go away with it ,He lied to you that i have a sex with goat that i was arrested all these were false he has been looking for a way to kill my image but i thank God today he has Expose him self with his greediness to his workers ,i am no more working with him so in any way he call you or sent you a mail tell him you don,t know him your friend who i took like you did not trust you he said many thing about you he now against me,i am happy you are back .
Now Dr hugh we are going to start this deal from were will stop but i am afried that the payment will repeat it self due to Affa David did not do anywork with the money you paid him,i have apoint a new lawyer who is faithful to God and man who you will work with hear his voice call him on phone not all the time you will been writing mails talk to him as man to man ask him questions,you know i ask you to keep this deal to yourself but you did not want to lesten to me now look at what your friend has turn you into he want to take over the business you introduce him to let me just tell you the truth i did not want to do anything with him why because my mind did not accept him in the first place.
For you investment your friend told me something like that but uptill now i have not given him any reply now that you have come back i will intorduce you to a friend i Nigeria cos that is where my mother came from and i was also broght up there i think you will like to invest the man i have discuss with him while you are away and now you are back.
thanks
Musa bello

Like I said...this mugu is just begging to be tortured! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:14 pm

I ignore him, and Musa writes back:

Quote:

From: musa bello <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection" >
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 08:28:35 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Hello Musa, I'm back

Hugh G. Rection,
Well,let me say is not you that mail me, cos i know you don,t waste time to reply;y mails, or are you in a kind of trouble again.
I await your urgent res pone.
Musa

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:21 pm

Hugh replies.
Razz

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: musa bello <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 12:14:01 -0500
Subject: Re: Hello Musa, I'm back

Hello Musa,
I'm dreadfully sorry for my delay in my response to you my bugger. I
have been extremely busy in my clinic; I've had a lot of catching up
to do. I've come to a decision.I will be travelling to Oman very soon
for a conference at the Oman Intl Exhibition Centre. I would very much
like to meet you there and conclude this business in person. I can
bring along all the cash necessary to complete this deal. Will you
agree to meet me in Muscat?

Regards,
Dr. Hugh G Rection

Maybe we can get this wanker to go on a Safari! Razz

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:54 am

Meanwhile, Musa writes to Buster:

Quote:

From: musa bello <[email protected]>
To: "Dr Buster Hymen, Phd."
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 08:46:04 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: MY NEXT STEP

Dr Buster Hymen,

Hope all is well for log now i have not hard from you,please mail me to know what is going on,for the fact that affa david is no more we can,t loss this dealk everything is still with me.
I await your urgent mail.
Musa.

Buster Hymen responds to Musa the retarded Mugu:

From: Dr Buster Hymen, Phd.
To: musa bello <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 20:38:52 -0500
Subject: Re: MY NEXT STEP

Yo whats happenin' Musa
Check it out, I been writing to Affa David and I'ma git his address. I
going to meet that sucker in London. I'm gonna give you his address as
soon as he give it to me. Then I'll fly to London and take care of his
ass. Do you have any associates in London that want to meet up with
him too? Let me know as soon as possible, because he will give me his
address soon. I told him I'm going to give him some gifts. I hope
either you or an associate can go to London to his address.
Write back soon!
Buster

Smile

To be continued...?

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:26 pm

Musa hasn't replied to Buster, so Buster fires off another mail. Hey, even a street-wise ghetto-proctologist gets impatient!:

From: Dr Buster Hymen, Phd.
To: musa bello <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 18:13:16 -0500
Subject: I am waiting man!

Yo mUsa,
How they hangin' brother?
Well I is waiting to hear from you. Whats the matter? You git yo
fingers broken by ? Write back pronto, you dig? That bitch
Faye Kinnet done said she will give me her address. I told her I gots
a gift for her ass. Yo, maybe that dude Affa is REALLY dead! What do
you think? Write back brother.
Buster Hymen

To be continued...?

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:38 pm

Hugh is impatient, too.

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: musa bello <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 18:31:48 -0500
Subject: Please reply most urgently

Dear Musa,
Hullo wanker, I'm waiting to hear from you. As I told you in
yesterday's letter, I will be travelling to Oman very soon. I would
very much like to meet you there. Can you do that? If not, I may be
able to travel to UAE while I'm there. Please let me know. Dr. Hymen
will be travelling to London soon, otherwise I'd send him to meet you
in UAE. I would like you to know that he and I have settled our
differences, by the way. He is such a rascal!!
Have you gotten any correspondence from Faye Kinnet? She wrote to Dr
Hymen but refuses to answer my emails.
Stay well my friend, and hopefully I'll see you in Oman or the UAE. I
will bring cash so we can facilitate our deal.
Regards,
Dr Hugh G Rection

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 7:52 pm

MUSA REPLIES TO HUGH (HE IS SUCH A NICE PET)

Quote:

From: musa bello <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 06:27:26 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Please reply most urgently

Hugh G. Rection,
Yes that will be fine,when did you intend to travel,is better i come over to oman insten of Dubai ,but i will need about 2000$ for my ticket and hotel bills as you know the dolpmat will also arrived two or three days after i arrived and i don,t know how much thy will charge for the deliverinf of the consignment so we have to riser more money to clear out this stuff Dr Hugh send me the money so that i will start prepering when and how to met you my good friend,my country is about 7 hours flight to DUBAI i will trnsit in dubai and move the nest day or if you want us to met hetre in dubai fine .
i relly buy your idea this time
thanks my father.
musa bello

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:01 pm

Musa, meanwhile, writes to Buster Hymen:

Quote:

From: musa bello <[email protected]>
To: "Dr Buster Hymen, Phd."
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 03:30:09 -0800 (PST)
Subject: let just forget about it

Dr Buster Hymen,
Well maybe his dead as you said,but left for me i will like you to visit Londo n and find out the truth about this whole issue,Secondly the time different is much more let just continue with our deal and let the dieing dog Lear.
I want to you know if Dr Hugh is lieing to me he wrote me and said that both of have have resolve what ever problem you are having is that true ,or he want to know how far about our deal ,tell me so that i will know who am dealing with.
My new lawyer will mail you and tell you what and what to do as to complete the remaining process.
MUSA

Dr Hugh lie to Musa?! Never! Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:10 pm

Buster hollers back:

From: Dr Buster Hymen, Phd.
To: musa bello <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 15:04:01 -0500
Subject: Re: let just forget about it

Yo Musa

Whats happenin' my black brother? I am definitely going to be jetting
to London soon on some business, and I'll find out the truth about
that fool affa. Don't you want that bitch Faye Kinett's address? For
sure ain't you got some homeboys in London that can pay her a visit?
As for Hugh, he ain't bad for a white man. Him and I always fight, but
we make friends again. We was buddies in medical school you know.
Still, he may try to doublecross me, because that's what we do to each
other. It's like a joke between us. He rich as hell anyhow, and money
don't matter to him. I be rich too, but not as rich as Hugh, though I
be gettin up there, na mean? That motherfucker got three BMW's AND a
damn Jaguar. I only gots a Bentley and a damn Toyota 4Runner.
Aiight, holla back my brother.
Buster

To be continued... Very Happy

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 9:03 am

Hugh finally replies to Musa

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: musa bello <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 03:41:54 -0500
Subject: Re: Please reply most urgently

Hello Musa my lad,

I'll let you know what my travel itinerary will be. I'm not sure if
I'll be able to meet you in Oman after all, as I will be having
meetings with associates there, and I may not have the time. In fact,
I believe it may be more convenient for me to travel to Dubai once my
business is completed. I shall let you know as soon as possible.

Hugh

Wink

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:16 pm

I've taken about a year off of reading this board. I must say that since that time the sophistication of the art of baiting has improved far beyond my wildest expectation. Some of the ploys displayed in this thread are amazing and hilarious.

If someone can point me to it, I'd love to understand how the hell Chill got this mugu to accept his offer to serve as a barrister. Such a tactic has so many possibilities for multi-faceted counter scams. I can't even say I wish I had thought of it first, because, even if I had, I would never have thought it possible to do what was done with Colin Allcars/Affa David. This one twist is the most brilliant thing I've ever read on this board. Mad props.

<Darth Vader>
Impressive. Most impressive.
</Darth Vader>

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:02 pm

[hijack]

Cheers mon. appreciated.

I have to say that it was just good luck and a very stupid mugu which lead to the barrister job offer. Musa assumed my ASEM was just a scam he did not understand and simply requested some help with a maga. As hugh would say, Musa was just a complete wanker Wink

Details can be found in this thread....

http://www.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32436&start=0

[/hijack]

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:23 am

Musa (the Wanker) writes back to Hugh:

Quote:

From: musa bello <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 05:22:47 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Please reply most urgently

Hugh G. Rection,
Listen let me make this clear to you,you coming to oman or dubai is not what i am after?Now i am coming down myself why because i don,t have any body that will reprenst me in Dubai,i have to inform the doplmatic company in south africa to tell us when thy can be able to deliver this consignment to us ,with the date we can now plan on how to travel as to met up with the date ,from Zimbabwe to Dubai is about 7hours and i have to arrived at list two days befor the doplmat the same thing with you,so now i have to let them know that both of us are leaving so so day and what will be the clearing cost of this consignment down to Dubai that is the only reason why we are coming together as business partner if it ok with you let me informed them and like i said you have to send me 2000$ for my ticket i will comfim it before any other thing can be done.
Musa

I thought he said he was going to make it clear! I can't understand his retarded babble.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:28 am

Musa is clearly starting to lose his mind. Musa writes to Buster:

Quote:

From: musa bello <[email protected]>
To: "Dr Buster Hymen, Phd." <>
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 05:49:04 -0800 (PST)
Subject: +44 8707379179 call this number is my uncle

Dr Buster Hymen,
My listen to me forget if you and Dr Hugh as money or not if you people are rich then help the poor in your comminette all i want to say is that if you are flying to london to look for affa david or miss faye goodluck i don,t have anybody evev if i have noon of your business is that ,infact i am in London as i am mailing you now,you think you are wise you people are in one place sending mail to me as if i am a fool we all have no work if you feel you can track me down no way insten i will be the one to put all of you in problem,one out of five of you make me to know what,s up about you guys so Dr buster you can go to hill with your money,You,affa david ,faye john smith,Dr hugh you all are in my palm i be niger boy nothing de happen you can not come and take me away from my father,s land all of you are fools give this to all your friends who works with you.FBI IS LOOKING FOR YOU MUSA BELLO USMAN WHO ARE THE FBI DR BUSTER DR HUGH LET ME GIVE AFFA DAVID DR ALSO WHO KNOWS IF FAYE AND JOHN ARE DR AS WELL DR ,DR WEY NO NO HE WORK NA KPACO IDOTSSSSSSSSSSS.
II am in Manchester UK And this is my number +44 8707379179
Musa bello

What the hell...??? Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:42 am

Buster don't play that shit, and replies to Musa

From: Dr Buster Hymen, Phd.
To: musa bello <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 21:32:34 -0500
Subject: Re: +44 8707379179 call this number is my uncle

Musa,
You fool! I was trying to help yo stupid ass! Now If I find you in
Manchester guess what I am going to do to you, you gay homosexual!
I am going to kick your stupid ass boyeee! I swear I'm gonna make you
my bitch, you will be licking my ass and drinking my piss you little
goat fucker! Are you still having sex with goats?
You poor sucker, I am a rich black man and you are jealous, because
you are a poor man from Africa. You shoulda growed up in dis here
United States, sucker! You got scammed by Affa David because you a
stupid ass dumb MUGU. You want to meet me at Heathrow Airport you
homosexual? Give me the word, gayboy, and I'll meet you at any
airport, anywhere. You be deaded, sucker! I'll spank you like a little
girl.
from Buster Hymen - always richer than you, you homosexual!
Ha hahahahahah
Buster

Twisted Evil

Hugh will reply to Musa's other letter shortly....

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:50 am

Dr Hugh G Rection wrote:

II am in Manchester UK....

Manchester, eh? Mmmhhh...

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