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Bruno
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Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:14 am |
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I am writing to your from a prison deep within the planet Herb 7 of the Orien galaxy.
I was abducted several years ago while on my way to buy low-fat milk at a Safeway Store in San Jose, California.
Oh, how good it feels to talk to a human again...
I am writing to you because I need your help.
The aliens who abducted me are short on working cash this month.
This is especially tough on them since one month here lasts 472 days, given the wide orbit of Herbert 7 around our sun.
My captives suggested I write to you, dear friend, because they have always been impressed with your very exceptional psychic abilities.
A person with your talents must be a very warm and friendly person too.
How truely happy I am to be able to talk with someone like you...
My captives have asked if you could be so kind as to send us 600 dollars in US cash in an unmarked envelope to our secret representative office on earth.
Hasta de La Heugo Companiya
Estudiente Plaza 23-45
Highway 7, Baja California
If you are unable to do so, my alien captives will have no choice but to psychically make the top of your head feel itchy, starting immediately.
Does the very top of your head will a little itchy?
Please concentrate on it for a few moments.
Just a little?
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You see, it's started.
The aliens will not stop the itching rays until you send the funds.
Dear, dear friend, I can hear my captives returning, so I will stop writing now, and pray that you will make the right decision and the top of your head will stop itching soon.
Love, Alex
Dungeon 427B
Herb 7
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Location: Rectum area
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Posted:
Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:25 am |
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WTF? |
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Ku No Ichi
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 52
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Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:32 am |
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Well, you're either a troll, or somebody with one of those unique* senses of humour. So which is it?
*ie, not funny |
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Bruno
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Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:18 am |
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It's my first post so please be gentle...
I'm trying my best.
By the way, what is this Forum exactly...?
Am I supposed to be making fun of Nigerians? |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Location: Rectum area
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Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:29 am |
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No, lad. We don't make fun of Nigerians. We bait scammers, who are often FROM Nigeria, which does NOT mean ALL Nigerians are scammers. On this forum you are supposed to post your correspondence with these scammers.
If you need further info, read the FAQ's on the site.
Word. |
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Bruno
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Posted:
Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:46 am |
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Got it!
So I won't post this one below, I guess,
since it's off topic...
Shoot.
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Dear Internet friend
I'm 16 years old.
I think your a nice person.
I live in Bosan, North Korea,
and study hard at middle school.
I'm writing to you because my
father cooks a dog every day.
Today he wants to eat Puffy,
my kitten.
I love Puffy.
http://www.wtv-zone.com/ladysya/Sigs/cat-bowl.gif
Please don't let her die.
My North Korea bank can't accept direct
cash transfers since I'm only 16, so could
you mail me a check for 50$ US funds to
my Auntie?
She lives in America continent near you!
Hasta de La Heugo Companiya
Estudiente Plaza 23-45
Highway 7, Baja California
Attn: Auntie Zunu Mumbali
I know Puffy will live now!!
Thank you!!
I love you!
Love,
Kim Su
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Mr. Hugh Jarse
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jan 2005
Posts: 36
Location: Scotland
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Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:56 pm |
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Dear@Bruno,
I have sent the $50 you asked for, If you need any more
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_________________ I have never laughed so much since my granny caught her tits in the mangle.
Dead Banks-:ru:
Irrespective of the fact that i want to do business with you,i can never condescend so low as to engage in derogatory issues like labelling myself as a black monkey!
My attorney says that what you are asking for,is exactly what the old white farmers in the USA used to subject their black slaves to
No sane black woman filled with the milk of pure blackness would accept your hand in marriage.You are just a genetic garbage!
Go roast in hell with your silly white pranks.
I CANNOT SEE THE BANK DETAILS YOU HAVE PURPORTED TO SEND TO ME, EVEN THE SECOND TIME. |
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