CHLAMYDIA for Jaiene Carlos **trophy pic**

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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:10 am

A touching letter: Rolling Eyes

Quote:

FROM;Mrs.Jaiene Carlos
>
> TEL;27+73282 0585
>
> Hello,
>
> Good day, I know you will be surprised to read from me, but please consider
> this letter as a Assistnce in direct need of your assistance I am Mrs Jaiene
> Carlos Aguiualdo from Angola,one of the wives of late Brigadier Carlos
> Aguiualdo , the Brigadier in charge of Arms and Amunitions puncher of the
> Angolan Armed Forces.
>
>
> Your firm was introduced to me by a carrier diplomat
> whom I consulted in my search for a reliable company
> or individual who would assist me in a particular
> business, although the nature of the business
> was not disclosed because of security reasons. I on
> behalf of my son Edward Carlos decided to solicit for
> your assistance to transfer this sum of US$21.3 million(Twenty One Million
> Three hundred thousand) into your company's / personal account.
> I will give you more background information and
> explanation of the money. This money was part of the
> money secured by my late husband Brigadier Carlos Aguiualdo when he was a
> brigadier in charge of Arms and
> Ammunitions in the Angola Armed Forces. As the wife,
> he relied upon me on confidential issues. He drew my
> attention on this money in case death or other
> unforseen circumstances.
>
>
> For your awareness, this fund was personally deposited
> by my late husband in a private security company in
> Johannesburg,South Africa, before his death. I am in
> possession of all the documents concerning the said deposit.
> The idea of involving you in this transaction is
> because we might put this money in a risk if I handle
> the transaction directly, because of my public image.
>
>
> We will front you as the owner of this money in order
> to erase any suspision from other members of the family.
> You can contact my son Mr Edward Carlos on this telephone number 27 73 2820
> 585, and fax number: 27 72 491 2982 . He is in position to inform you all
> procedures mapped out for this transaction. You will liase with him to
> achieve this desirable objective.
>
>
> We have agreed to give you 30% of the total amount for
> your assistance while the remaining 70% will be for
> family investment. Further information and agreement
> will commence as soon as trust, confidence and good
> relationship is established, and the safety of this
> money is guaranteed when transfered into your account.
>
>
> Please treat this matter with utmost urgency and
> confidetiality it deserves.
> May the good Lord bless you as I earnestly hope hope
> for your assistance.
>
> Best regards
> Mrs. Jaiene Carlos

Hugh's memory is shot lately from inhaling too much buttock-Methane. That's one of the job hazards of being a proctologist. Hugh replies:

Dear Chlamydia Jones,

I am ready to send you the first payment of $2000 as instructed. Upon
receipt, please fax me my copies of the Business Agreement and the
Security Company documents. My fax number is . Please
give me your contact address so I can send you the money right away.
Whose name do I send it to?
Attached is a copy of my passport as you requested.

Rev Dr Hugh G. Rection

If you don't know what "chlamydia" is, I feel sorry for you. It's a sexually transmitted disease:
chla�myd�i�a ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kl-md-)
n. pl. chla�myd�i�ae (--)
Any of various gram-negative, coccoid microorganisms of the genus Chlamydia, especially C. psittaci and C. trachomatis, that are pathogenic to humans and other animals, causing conjunctivitis in cattle and sheep and trachoma, urethritis, and proctitis in humans.
Any of several common, often asymptomatic, sexually transmitted diseases caused by the microorganism Chlamydia trachomatis.

The mugu responds:

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 02:38:04 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Please send it today

Dear Hugh

Thanks for your coperate decision to assist, Please send it through this name

Hlongo John
Johannesburg, South Africa

Please send through money gram to hastten up the project, I shall fax all the required documents to you as soon as we receive the fund, send the reference number

Thanks

J.

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:12 am

She also writes:

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 02:54:40 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Passport copy

Dear Hugh

Please resend the passport copy, I could not find any in my mail box

Regards

J.

Not surprising, since I never actually sent her one. Time to mess with her mind!

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:18 am

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 00:11:43 -0500
Subject: Re: Passport copy

Hello Chlamydia,
Not so fast, my dear. Before I send the passport picture AGAIN, I
would like to see some documentation of who you are. Are you
Chlamydia? If not, do you have Chlamydia? Please let me see some sort
of business IDENTIFICATION. Now, please.
Next time I hope you have the basic skills to open a damn attachment.
Now send me yours pronto.
Regards,
Rev Dr Hugh G Rection

...to be continued?

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:20 am

She replies:

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene >
To: "Hugh G. Rection" >
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 05:08:14 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Passport copy

Dear Hugh

Thanks, I will send the fax, please go through it and get back to me as soon as possible.
Please recomfirm your telephone number and forward,

Regards

J.

we shall see...

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:44 pm

She sends some cheesy documents:

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 2:09 am

Hugh finally replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 21:03:24 -0500
Subject: Re: Passport copy

Hello,
okay, I need more info, your photo and phone number. your fax is fine.
write soonest
hugh

to be continued...? Smile

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:18 pm

The bitch writes back:

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 00:37:11 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Please very urgent

Dear Hugh

Thanks for your coperate decision to know more about the details, Basically, we need that money to commence work regarding the release of that fund, you can reach me +27-73-282-0585, Please note that it will be of honour to see you in person, please send your number so that we talk , I will send my picture immediately i hear from you regarding the $2000.

Thanks and God bless you.

J.

she also faxes a hand-written note:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/magua/358f1458.jpg

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:27 pm

DR hUGH G RECTION REPLIES:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 10:20:31 -0500
Subject: Re: Please very urgent

Hello dearest Chlamydia Jones,

I tried and tried to call you, but for some reason I was unable to get
through on the phone. That's quite all right; we can stick with e
mails for the time being until that situation rectifies itself.
Perhaps I can send you an encrypted mobile phone?
I will gladly send you the $2000 necessary to commence the work
regarding the funds. First, as you agreed previously, you must send
me your picture so I feel secure about any suspicions regarding this
transaction. I will NOT accept a copy of a passport, for as you know
these things are easily forged. What I WILL accept is a photo of
yourself holding a sign that says "CHLAMYDIA GIRL"
Then I will be assured that you are not trying to trick me.
Once I receive that picture I will send you the $2000 via Western
Union, so don't forget to include your contact address.

Yours in Jesus H. Christ,
Hugh G Rection

To be continued...?

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 7:41 pm

Mugu writes:

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 03:39:03 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Important

Dear Hugh

So no even a single trust? You never send your picture, passport or even tel number, why are you suspecting as such? This is a transaction which we need trust and commitment for it to work perfectly, I sent you documents, and i am willing to take the picture if only you can send the money, you are making me stupid

Regards

J.

The Reverend Doctor Hugh replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 14:26:50 -0500
Subject: Re: Important

Dearest Chlamydia Jones,

Although it was easy, I'm sorry I am making you stupid, as you said.
I am attaching my identification card from my medical clinic, my
passport, and my telephone number, which is: 1-718-946-8143.
Of course I would like to trust you, dearest, but certainly you are
aware that there are lots of criminals in the world, especially on the
internet. I'm afraid I will only be able to complete this deal with
you only when I trust you completely.
Again, I apologize for my delay in sending you my ID card.
Once you send me the picture I requested, I will send you the money.
Your partner,
Hugh

I attach my famous ID card and this passport:

The phone number I gave is a random payphone in New York City. To be continued...? Smile

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:33 am

Hugh writes again:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 21:24:25 -0500
Subject: Re: Important

Dearest Chlamydia,
Let me know if the identification I sent you is okay. I was having a
bit of trouble with my scanner. If they didn't go thru, I'll re send
them. You can reach me on my encrypted mobile phone # 00447040120097,
as I am going abroad on a business trip for 4 days. Say the password
"Marty Cone" so I know it is you. (That's my assistant's name)
Regards,
Hugh

will she bite? we shall see! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:04 pm

Hmmm! "Chlamydia" writes back! Surprised

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:52:18 -0800 (PST)
Subject: PICTURE

Dear Hugh

Thanks so much for all your sincerity and details you sent which i clearly received, I will send the picture,

I wish you a succesful business trip

My sincere regards

J.

NOW we shall truly see....hopefully she WILL send me a trophy pic....to be continued? Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:56 pm

Uh, Dr Rection... are both your hands supposed to be on my shoulders during my prostate exam?

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:04 pm

^^^^^^^^^
ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:05 pm

Hugh replies to Chlamydia: Cool

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:55:10 -0500
Subject: Re: PICTURE

Dearest Chlamydia Jones,
Thank you for your kind letter. I send you my best wishes, and hope
all is well. I am eagerly awaiting your picture of yourself holding
the sign "Chlamydia girl."
I know that we will have a successful business partnership. Perhaps we
will grow to become great friends as well.
Sincerely yours,
Hugh

To be continued...?

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:44 pm

Chlamydia replies:

Very Happy

Quote:

From: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 03:57:39 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: NO PROBLEM

Hello Hugh

Ok, don't worry, as far as my picture will make you satisfied, no problem, I supposed to even send it today but the photographer delayed in bring the picture, I got some pictures but you only need me to take a new one holding Chlamydia girl.

Meanwhile, I took the picture and even wrote Attention: Mr. Hugh ( bellow) please where are you now, I called the numbers you gave, one ringing ,no picking, other one on voice msg system,

I wish you well

My sincere regards

J.

Hmmmm

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:53 pm

Hugh writes back: Cool

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: aguiualdo jaiene <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 09:46:52 -0500
Subject: Re: NO PROBLEM

Dearest Chlamydia Jones,

Thank you for your kind e mail. Yes, I do require a photo of yourself
holding a sign with the words Chlamydia Girl, because then I will be
100% assured that I am dealing with you and you only, and your name
acts as a secret code word. Thank you for your kind understanding and
cooperation. I am eagerly waiting to receive your picture. I am sure
you are a beautiful person. I sincerely believe that you and I shall
become dear friends and maybe more if we continue to have a great
business relationship.
I'm sorry you could not get through to my phone. Say, perhaps I can
send you an Encryptable Mobile Teletronic Cellular Telephone in the
next few weeks so our communication can become more secure.
Anyway, have a beautiful day my friend.
Sincerely yours,
Hugh

Razz

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:53 pm

I can't wait for the lastest issue of my favorite superhero comic book... CHLAMYDIA GIRL!!! Her special powers include...

-Pelvic Inflammatory Disease!!
-Salpingitis!!!
-A funny smelling discharge!!!

She used to be a common scammer in Metropolis, until unprotected sex with multiple partners made her.... CHLAMYDIA GIRL!!!

She better be wearing thigh-high boots, a cape and a mask in her next trophy picture.

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Mar 2004 Posts: 207

God almighty, what's next, Anal Fistula Boy? Rectal Impaction Man? Large Escutcheon Lady?

Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:14 pm

This reminds me of a conversation I had with a radiologist who is about as much of a sociopath as I am. We were discussing doing a study about whether exposure to massive doses of radiation actually gives you superpowers. We decided that the resulting superhero would be Leukemia Man; he would have constant diarrhea, puke a lot and be hyper-prone to opportunistic infections. Big clumps of hair would fall out on the bad guys too.

Then we both decided to keep our "study protocol" to ourselves so that the state medical board wouldn't yank our licenses. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Mar 2004 Posts: 207

When I was working in Radiation Oncology, my collaborator told me what he used to do in graduate school. There was a small nuclear reactor on campus that was used to produce isotopes and perform experiments. Access to the core of the reactor was via a long plexiglass tube.

They would put cockroaches down the tube and expose them to HUGE amounts of radiation, pull them back up, and watch them walk around like nothing happened.

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Mar 2004 Posts: 207

How about this for a study?

A multi-centre double-blind placebo-controlled study of the effects of bathing-lady on the length of a bait by an average four one nine scammer. Flynt L. Lizard TTW. J Intl Bait:419;23-30, 2005.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:38 pm

I like it! I think that should pop up on Medline if you search for "lad" or "modalities." I think to make it a true-double blind study, we should have angry crows peck out the lad's eyes... twice!

EDIT: sorry for hijacking your thread, Dr. Hugh. Laughing

EDIT:

Quote:

They would put cockroaches down the tube and expose them to HUGE amounts of radiation, pull them back up, and watch them walk around like nothing happened.

That's like something I would do! The sickos!!!

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Mar 2004 Posts: 207

We can certainly run a single-blinded study using TG. Conversely, how long is a bait extended when EgyptKah enters into the picture? Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Mar 2004 Posts: 207

I just came back from the W.C. and whilst there, I thought of a new, apropos superhero.

MICTURATION SYNCOPE MAN

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Mar 2004 Posts: 207

Sorry, these a turning into inside jokes. Laughing

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