Father Joe meets Rosie Johnson - *TROPHIES*

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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:25 am

i've gotten those same pics before....

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:29 am

Bummer, and Rosie said that was 'her'... Methinks the lad be fulla shnit, eh?

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I read your entire sage. Am new here and also having lots of fun. I would like to use your church forms if possible? Can you email them to me? Please adivse. I am located on the west cost of the US ans have a felinhg you are too. Anyway, keep up the good work....MR. Blome!! Good one. By the way, Cherrie is my mentor. Any words of wisdom would be appreciated as my son (13) and I are just begining to have fun here.

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:56 pm

Welcome aboard, Mavenpaul!

You can use the forms, (I don't mind the church getting a few more members, hehe) but the phone number would have to be changed. The number itself is a k7 number (no worries; they're free).

I recently had a hard drive crash, so I lost the masters to these forms. Blessedly (no pun intended), they can be recreated rather easily.

I am indeed on the West Coast, but, due to security reasons (I've got one lad that is rather unhappy with me at the moment; don't want a surprise visit from Adams Akubar... I lost that bait too, argh), I'm not goin to say my exact location on open-board.

If you have any questions, or forms that need a little alteration, please feel free to ask; I'm rather new to photoshop, but it's fairly straightforward.

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:40 am

Six days or so later, and surprise-surprise, our favorite lad with a gender identity crisis is back for more fun!

Quote:

Dear Joe Blome

Remain blessed joe i hope know problem,Sorry to reply
you lat am sike over 6 day, please joe am looking to
hear from the company or you that you contacting with
the company diretor,

I did that already... so, I get to slap the lad for not responding - yay!

Quote:

I think that by now i will be there with you, please
if your not willing to assist me let me know before is
lat for me, Joe please can you help me with smoll
money to by drug,

drugs, hookas, cyba cafe time? it's all the same jazz to Joe...

Quote:

Please you can sand the money with name of my pastor
so that he can help us brouth the money out from
western unoin,

You would think these lads would learn by now, eh?

Quote:

Pastor Francis Ekwebelem
HOLYCROSS DELIVRANCE MINISTRY
ABIDJAN-COTE D'IVOIRE.

With a name like that, you can bet your mule that Joe is gonna butcher it a tad wee bit!

Quote:

Best Regard
Remain Blessed
Rosemary

So, there we got it, the lads' name... or a fake one, at least... Now, we get to have some real fun! Stay tuned, and see if Joe can get another convert Twisted Evil

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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:07 am

Now that the weekends' activities passed, and I've had my chance to eat my oatmeal creme pies (Lil' Debby is da bomb!), Father Joe feels it's time to reply. But, what's this? The lad wants money for drugs? Nuh uh, folks! Joe ain't havin' that!

Quote:

Blessings to you on this fine evening, my Dearest Rosie Johnson!

I am so sorry that I haven't the chance to reply to you sooner; I was rather tied up with the weekend's worship, and the like. However, on friday, I did contact the security company, and they have yet to get back to me. Could you contact them for me, dearest Rosie, and tell them to get their arse in gear?

Bless you, dear heart, and keep your chin up!

Yours in the Light of the Lord,
Heywood Joeseph Blome

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:55 am

Talk about a guilt trip! The lad finally responds, but attempts to make Joe feel bad. Not gonna work, Sista!

Quote:

Hello Joe Blome

I hope your okey,i just want to thank you for your
suphering me, You told me that you well me for long
whly your not,I Ask you smoll money you coudnt give
me,Thank you for your arfort remain blessed

God will provide person will help.............

Mrs Rosemary

At least, I think that's an attempt at guilt tripping......?

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:03 am

The lad wants' to play Guilt Trip, then Joe can one-up the lad one better....

Quote:

Blessings to you on this fine day, Sweet Rosie Johnson!

I'm truely saddened to see that you feel that way, my Blessed Wanka. You see, I've done everything I bloody well could, but the security company never responded to me. It is not my fault this transaction fell through.

But, if you feel this way, then so be it. The church can always find a more noble cause to help. After all, I was talking to Father Frank about your plight, and he feels, as well as I do, that there might be a way that we can send you an emergency fund amounting to $35,154 USD. That should be more than enough for any treatment, as well as travelling and housing to the USA.

The only condition to the fund is that you must agree to become a nun, and take a photo of yourself in full "Habit".

Please think this over, my Jolly Wodga, and get back to me, ok?

Yours in the Light of the Lord,
Heywood Joeseph Blome

If this don't reel the lad back in, I'll be amazed.

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