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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 10:06 pm

I thought I would publish this one as it made me laugh Razz

Ok so after joining EgyptKahs shuttle I received a email from a Lad offering to sell me a BMW but his email had lots of dead links instead of pictures.

So I sent him back one of his dead links and said "Want that one"

Mike, GRAZITTO = Evil Scaming Mugu Sad

Mr Benson=Delivery Company
Sir Benjamin Hatch OBE = yours truly Very Happy

Mr Sherlock Lambet= Buttler to Sir Ben also played by me Very Happy

We will start from there. Twisted Evil

Mike Replys with

Quote:

Sir we where not able to view the link you provided, please for us to serve you better , please give us the model name of the BMW you are looking am sure we can get it

At this point I am not particularly interested as I have quite a few other baits going on so I just reply

Quote:

X5

Mike then sends me this email with some lovely pictures of a Black X5

Quote:

Dear Sir,
We have attached to this mail the picture of our
available X5 4.4i, this car is in a perfect condition
and its features include:Power Brakes, Power Door
Locks, Power Windows, Power Driver's Seat, Power
Passenger Seat, Memory Seats, AM/FM Stereo Radio, Trip
Odometer, Tachometer, Air Conditioning, Cruise
Control, and Tinted Glass.
The firm price of the car is $35,000 which is very low
when compared to the model of the car and its
quality.So if you do want this car please contact us
immediatley for reservation.
All The Best.
Mr Mike...

Looks good just nead to check a few points

Quote:

Dear Mr. Mike

I am very interested in this car. Please can you tell the following?

1) Is it the model with the adjustable engine manifold inverter spring?

2) From the photos you showed me I can't se if it has a spoiler if so
can you tell me if it is metal or plastic?

3) Can you tell me the size of the alloy wheels they to be at least 4"
high by 1" wide

4) Is it possible for you to arrange to have the car resprayed British
racing green?

5) This is the left had drive version in the uk we drive on the left
so I will need for this car to be converted to right hand drive.
Please can you advise me of the costs of doing this

6) Is the stereo the version that plays both cds and 8 track?

7) Is it also possible for you to install "go faster strips"?

Thanks

Ben

This Guy knows a lot about cars Shocked

Quote:

Dear Sir,
Thank you very much for your interest in our 2004 BMW X5 4.4i,we will take our time and answre your questions.
Yes the engine has adjustable manifold inverter spring , this is one of the features of the cars engine. (I make up rubbish and supprisingly its on this car) Confused

Sorry that you couldnt see the spoiler from the picture but i can assure that it is a stable metal spoiler.
The size of the alloy wheel is 5" high and 1.7"wide .(what is it a go kart) Shocked

About the re-spraying of the car, we will do that for you right away once you are ready to buy the car.
The car can be converted to right hand drive if you wish so, it will cost about $500 to do this and i can assure you that it will be perfect.
The stereo can play cds and more than 8 tracks.
We can install the "go faster strip " if you want , we are at your service.
So once we get an assurance from you that you are buying the car, we will go ahead and fix the extra features that you requested including re-spraying the car to to British racing green and converting to right hand drive.
We also need to know your location in other to arrange the shipping of the car.
WE WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY.
Mr Mike.

Quote:

Mr Mike.

Thanks for taking time to answer my questions.

I am very intrested as this is a very competative price.

Can you tell me what the total will be if i go for the car in green
with go faster strips and you convert it to left hand drive.

Please can you also include shipping costs and the window duty that i
will have to pay in order to import the car to the uk.

I am quite happy to sort out everything at this end (eg number plates,
registration, P45 form etc)

If you could email me the total price and we will go from there.

Thanks

Sir Ben

Lets send him on a google safari Twisted Evil

Quote:

Hi Mike

Just a quik after thought im also after a electric car for my buttler Mr Lambert.

I dont know if this is any thing you can help with.

Thanks

Ben

Enter Dip shit number 2 Mr Benson=Delivery Company

Quote:

Dear Sir,
We have been contacted by our costumer, Mr Mike of
Staffcare BMW about the car that you are buying from
them, i was made to know that the car will be shipped
to United Kingdom UK .Right now, we are in Nigeria in
West Africa to deliver some goods, you will have to
book a space in our shipping list for your car to be
registered for shippment, Mr Mike have instruted that
you send us the down payment of $10,000 thruogh
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.
MONEY DESTINATION SHOULD BE NIGERIA.
RECIEPIENT NAME: FRANCIS NNAMEMEKA EBULUE
PLEASE SEND US THE TEXT QUETSTION AND OTHER
INFORMATION YOU USED IN TRANSFEREING THE MONEY AND
ALSO TAKE NOTE OF THE NAME.
PLEASE HURRY UP BECAUSE WE HAVE LIMITED SPACE IN OUR
SHIP.
BEST REGARDS
Mr Benson
international delivery.

Quote:

Sir,
I have consulted our engineers concerning the work to
be done on your car and the they told me that the
total cost of all the work is $1,500 but that should
not be a problem to you.I have given them order to
start work on the car and it will take just a couple
of days to be completed.
As for the shipping of the car, i have contacted our
prepaid shipper to concerning the shippment of the
car, they presently in West Africa specificaly in
Nigeria and will be heading to the USA very soon , you
have to send them a down payment of $10,000 to enable
them to book add your car to their shipping list.
This is thier email contact :
international_delivery****@yahoo.com ,please try and
contact them to ensure your shippment is them .
When the car gets to your loaction,you will then send
us the remaining balance .
Thank you for being our costumer.
Mr Mike.
STAFFCARE BMW.

obviously two emails at once was a bit much for him and he forgot the Electric Car Crying or Very sad

Quote:

Hi Mike

I dont know if you recived my last email but im also after a electric
card for my butler mr lambert. Can you help with this?

As for shipping the 30% deposit up front shold be fine but you have
not given me a total price for shipping. As you can understand I could
not be expected to leave such a large deposit with out having these
details before.

If you can help with the electric car can you combine the shipping of
the two cars?

Thanks

Ben

Quote:

Sir,
We are sorry for not replying your last mail
concerning the electric car that you asking for, we
will like to know the make and model you of the
electric car that you are looking out for.We do have
some around but i dont know if they are the make you
are looking out for.
I just spoke with our shipper presently in Africa now
concerning your cars shippment,the shipping cost for
one car is $5,000 ,since you are planning for two cars
including the electric car, the total shipping cost
will now be $10,000.Please note that the shipping fund
will be sent directly to the Shipper in Nigeria for
booking of space in their shipping list.
As for our car payment %30 upfront as you said will be
ok....
We are ready to help you with the electric car, but we
just need to know your specific choice.

Your not going to get away that easy I SAID GOOGLE Twisted Evil

Quote:

Hi Mike

I think you will have to tell me what you have got so I can make a choice.

If you could forward me details on what you have got or can get and i
will give you a disision.

What im after is something small that I can charge from the mains.

Thanks

Ben

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 11:20 pm

Quote:

The car can be converted to right hand drive if you wish so, it will cost about $500 to do this

That's pretty cheap. Shocked

Guest

Why don't you ask him if he can fit a flux capacitor.

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:59 am

@Don Bargin I think Very Happy

Ok this is more like it When it comes to Googleing(Also attached was about 5mb of pictures of the car)

Quote:

Dear Sir,

Sorry for delay in reply of your mail, this is due to that we have been taking the pictures of our available electric cars and scaning them onto the pc for you to see.

We have our exclusive

2000 Electric Toyota Echo and GEM e2 NEV.
This tow cars are in perfect condition and the features are listed below:

" Advance DC Motor producing 65 peak horsepower
Curtis 1231C Controller
Albright SW200 Main Contactor
Albright ED250LB Disconnect Switch
96 V - (12 x 8V T-875 Trojan)
4 Speed Automatic Transmission

CHARGING SYSTEM: Onboard ZIVAN NG3 Battery Charger
25ft 12AWG Charge Cord
15 A Twist Lock Charge Port
Surepower DC/DC Converter
7 Ahr assesory battery

METERING: E-Meter Fuel Guage
INSTALLED OPTIONS: CEV 1500W Ceramic Heater
CEV Vacuum Pump Kit
Original Power Steering Pump driven from drive motor
Front and Rear spring spacers
AQUAPRO Watering System

PERFORMANCE: Top speed: 90 KPH
Range: 30 KM
Curb Weight: 1320 Kg (2904 lbs)
Front Axle: 790 Kg (1738 lbs)
Rear Axle: 620 Kg (1354 lbs)
Electricity Cost : 2 cents/km

The price of 200 ELECTRIC TOYOTA ECHO IS:$25,000.

PLEASE CHECK THE NEXT MAIL FOR THE PICTURES OF GEM e2 NEV.

Mr Mike

Not happy with one Email this guy sends another compleate with another 5mb of pictures of a VERY ugely electric car.(This guys in the ZONE)

EDIT

That is one ugly SOB

Quote:

Sir, i attached the picture of our GEM e2 GEV to this mail.The features is almost thesame with 2000E;ELECTRIC ECHO,the only signifiacnt difference is thay ECHO has

8" Advance DC Motor producing 65 peak horsepower while GEM has 8" Advance DC Motor producing 59 peak horsepower.
THE PRICE OF GEM e2 GEV IS:$22,500

SO MAKE YOUR CHOICE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO THAT WE CAN RESERVE YOURS FOR YOU.

Your BMW x5 will be ready for shipping by next week.

PLEASE TRY AND CONTACT THE OUR SHIPPER IN NIGERIA BY MONDAY SO THAT THEY CAN BOOK A SPACE FOR THE TWO CARS , I RECEIVED A CALL FROM THEM TODAY TELLING ME THAT THEY ARE ABOUT TO CLOSE THEIR SHIPPING LIST AND THAT YOU NEED TO BOOK THE FEW SPACE LEFT BEFORE TUESDAY THE 8TH OF MARCH 2005.SO PLEASE HURRY.

AM SURE THAT ONE OF THE ELECTRIC CARS WILL SUITE THE TASTE OF YOUR BUTLER MAN.

WE HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

ALL THE BEST

Mr Mike.

Time for some more stupid questions Twisted Evil

Quote:

Dear mike

The GEM e2 GEV seems to be just what im after! and im very pleased to
see it is all ready right hand drive

Please can you just confirm the following points on it.

1) Are the batterys DC or even better AC

2) Please can advise me of the make of battery (eg Duracell)

3) Has the car got a winding handle for if mr lambert runs out of
power and he is not near a power point

4) How much will it cost to get the charger plug changed to a Uk 3 pin plug

5) Can you also provide me with the cost of having this car sparyed
british racing green as well

6) Has this car got a vandel rail as standard?

7) Please can you advise me of the maximum range for this car on a full charge?

If you can advise me of these details I will show my butler the car
and if he is happy with it i will be in a position to order.

Thanks for all you help

Sir Benjamin

Quote:

Dear Sir Benjamin,
Am glad that you made your choice! i knew you would like it.
The GEM e2 GEV comes with AC batterys and also 7 Ahr assesory battery but you can aslo use DC batterys because it has super AC/DC converter.
The manufacturer recomended Duracell and we too advise that you use it.

I think that mr lambert will have no problem with the car in terms of power shortage because there is an in built winding handle in the car for use when you run out of power.

Well if you want the plug changed to 3 pin pluge, no problem we will do that right away , no charge for that!

The cost for changing the color is the same as of that BMW is still $5,00.Since you want the color changed we will do that right away to british racing green .

Yes the car has a vandel rail as standard in it...

As for the maximum range of the car its Top speed: 90 KPH, Range: 3KM,CurbWeight1320Kg (2904 lbs),
Front Axle: 790 Kg (1738 lbs)
Rear Axle: 620 Kg (1354 lbs)
Electricity Cost : 2 cents/km.

So Sir, these are the full details of the in trems of the questions you asked and am sure the car will be ok for mr lambert.
We will start work on the electric car as soon as possible.The color of your BMW has already been changed to British racing green it we are now changing the hand drive to right hand side.

I have spoken with the shipper telling them that you will now be shipping two cars, So Sir it is important that you try and book a space for the two cars on or before tuesday 8th of march in other to secure a space for your cars, the ship will come to USA to pick up the cars and head to UK.The shippers email contact is still :international_delivery2**@yahoo.com, please try and get in touch with them now.

I realy want some AC battertys Shocked

Quite Rare I hear Confused

Quote:

Good day Sir,
Am happy to hear that Mr lambert likes the car,here is your your total cost of the two cars:
BMW X5 CAR PRICE IS :$35,000
GEM e2 GEV PRICE IS:$22,500
SPRAYING OF THE TOW CARS:$1,000
HAND DRIVE CHANGE OF BMW:$5,00
FIXING OF "FAST AS YOU GO STRIP":$3,00
OTHER WORK DONE ON BOTH CARS:$8,00
TOTAL COST OF BOTH CARS:$60,100.

FROM THE TOTAL ABOVE ,30% UPFRONT IS $18,000 , SINCE WE AGREED ON 30% UPFRONT AS A DEPOSITE.

As for the pictures of your BMW X5, the car is still covered with wrappers that was pasted on it during spraying so we where not able to take the pictures yet,but i assure you that you will have it when it is available.

Sir, i dont know if you have been understanding what i have been telling you about booking a space in the shipper list for the shippment of the two cars ,please before it gets late try and contact the shippers immediatley so that your car will be booked for shippment, i have been receiving phone calls from them about the booking of space .
ONE MORE TIME SIR, PLEASE TRY AND MAKE ARRANGEMENT WITH THEM .

I do enjoy having you as our costumer.
Thank you Sir.
Mr Mike

I think He can almost smell the "DEPOSITE" Razz

he even sends a email from the shipping company to be sure

Quote:

Dear Sir Benjamin,
We have been calling Mr Mike concerning the booking of space for the two cars you are buying from him,we are about closing our shipping list so please try and book space for your cars immediately .Mike told me that they are doing some finishing touches on your cars so that by the time we get to USA, we will pick up the cars and head to UK.
DUE TO THE GOOD BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP EXISTING BETWEEN US AND MIKE WE HAVE BEEN WAITING TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR CARS WHERE BOOKED BEFORE WE CLOSE OUR LIST.SO SIR,PLEASE MAKE YOUR BOOKING NOW!
SHIPPING COST PER CAR IS $5,000
SINCE YOU ARE ORDERING FOR TWO CARS, TOTAL COST IS:$10,000.
BELOW IS INFORMATION YOU WILL NEED IS MAKING PAYMENT.

PAYMENT SHOULD BE MADE THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.
MONEY DESTINATION :NIGERIA
RECEIPIENT NAME:Mr FRANCIS NNAEMEKA EBULUE.
SEND US TEXT QUESTION AND ALL OTHER INFORMATION USED IN TRANSFEREING THE MONEY TO US.

SIR PLEASE PLEASE TRY AND MAKE THIS TRANSFER ON OR BEFORE TOMORROW 8TH OF MARCH.
ONCE WE HAVE TRANSFER INFORMATION FROM YOU, YOUR TWO CARS WILL BE BOOKED FOR SHIPPING IMMEDIATLEY.

WE ARE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SIR.

Mr Benson.
INTERNAIONAL DELIVERY LTD.

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:44 pm

I'm baiting the same guy at the moment - ordered a Blaze Red X5. Only now the wife of my team is going to unload some of her bagage onto poor Mike Very Happy

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:38 am

Ok If he can send two emails so can I Very Happy

Quote:

Dear Mike

I am sorry but I am a little confused I have received a email from
both you and International Delivery LTD. You are asking for $18000 and
they are asking for $1000.

I will be visiting the bank tomorrow to make arrangements for the
money and I nead to know Who to pay and when to pay them (Before of
after Delivery).

Also today I took my Jaguar in for a service today and the nice Mr
Swiss Tony from Raging Bull Jaguar told me that if I am to import a
car that I should get the Dealer to get me a car report from
http://www.carfax.com He was quite surprised that You had not already
sent me one as apparently this is the normal modality when importing
cars.

I am very excited at the thought of Driving my new BMW.

Thank you for all your help

Your Friend

Ben

And one form the butler as well Twisted Evil

Quote:

Dear Sirs
My name is Sherlock Lambert. I work for Sir Benjamin Hatch as his butler.

My Boss (Sir Hatch) Is in the process of purchasing two cars from yourselves.
A BMW for himself and a Electric car for myself.

I have worked for Sir Hatch for 15 years and his farther for 20 years
before that and consider myself a man of great integrity.

Please realise my horror when I saw a photo of the car my boss will be
expecting me to drive!

What you have to realise is Sir Hatch Is a very eccentric man and to
him this seams like a good idea and will not be told otherwise by
anyone else.

Here is my Plea to you.

Do not sell the good sir this car. I am asking you as a personal
favour. It will do untold damage to his good reputation having his
personal attendant (my self) driving around in such a car.

I am asking you once again tell him the car has been sold and that
only the BMW is still available.

Please do not mention this email to the good Sir

Forever in your debt

Mr Sherlock Lambert

I get a reply but strangly enough no reply to the buttler

Quote:

Dear Sit Benjamin,
You do not have to be confused about this business
because we are trying to make it simple and staright
forward forYOU our costumer.
The international delivery LTD are the shipping
company are the dependable shipping company that we
use in shipping our cars both to our costumers and
when we are buying it.And they have made me understand
that they are about closing there shipping list that
is why i have insisted that you first send the
shipping fund for the two cars which is $10,000 to
them to enable them book your car for shipping.
SO SIR, THE INTERNATIONAL DELIVERY LTD ARE THE PEOPLE
YOU ARE TO SEND THE MONEY FIRST SO THAT WHEN THE CARS
HAVE BEEN BOOKED FOR SHIPPING, WE WILL TALK OF THE
CARS PAYMENT.THEY MADE ME UNDERSTAND THAT THEY HAVE
SENT YOU ALL THE NECESSARY INFORMATION NEEDED TO PAY
THE MONEY TO THEM, SO WHEN YOU GET THE MONEY FROM YOUR
BANK TRY AND MAKE USE OF THE TRANSFER INFORMATION THAT
THEY SENT TO YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNT.

Well Sir as for the car report, there are many
procedures of importing cars and also different
countrys have there own way of importation of cars ,
here in USA we do not make much use of carfax because
most people dont ask of the car report before
importation, this is due that you will receive along
with the car a full details of the car, i mean all
the necessary document of the car ranging from tittle
of ownership to its particulars.
SO SIR YOU DO NOT HAVE BORDER ABOUT THE CARS REPORT
BECUASE WE TAKING OUR TIME TO PREPARE ALL THE
NECESSARY DOCUMENT YOU NEED FOR THE TWO CARS THAT YOU
ARE BUYING FROM US.
We appreciate all your efforts in patronizing us.
We wish you all the best.
Mr Mike.

The buttler duz not like this time for some slapping Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

Dear Mike

Listen here you piece of shit.

I sent you a email man to man and you did not even do the decent thing
and reply!!

Well Fuck you your family and every one you have ever met!!

Contact me now Shit bag This Is very urgent!!

That Dick Head Sir Hatch Is Going to the bank to withdraw the moneys
today and will be placing the order VERY Soon!!

YOU NEAD TO TELL HIM THE FUCKING UGLY CRAP HEAP ELECTRIC CAR IS SOLD ALREADY!!!!

Sort out or there will be BIG TROUBLE MY BOY!!

Sherlock Lambert

PS please

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:26 pm

I get two replys 1st to the good SIR its just the same emails as before but with this added to the bottem

Quote:

SIR SINCE YOU ARE GOING TO THE BANK, YOU CAN JUST SEND
THE 30% UPFRONT($18,000) ALONG WITH THE SHIPPING FUND
TO OUR SHIPPER IT WITH WILL GET TO US THROUGH THEM,
THIS IS IN OTHER TO SPEED UP THIS TRANSACTION.
PLEASE TRY AND DO AS I HAVE SAID.
WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATRONAGE,
THANK YOU FOR BEING OUR CUSTOMER.

next to the buttler ive no idea what it means Shocked

Quote:

Dear Lambert,
i respect you and i will appreciate if you the same to me.

I understand what you are saying very well.You do not want Sir hatch to buy you the electric car our you do not like the car.
well that kind of car is a scares one and are highle demaded by costumers so if we do not sell it to Sir Hatch , we will still have no problem in selling the car.
So i think you have nothing to worry about ok? i will help.
Just relax i understand cos am a ,man like you.
Mr Mike

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:05 pm

1st reply from Sir Ben

(I went to the UK DVLA website to get some logos to create a nice long form but I found this page http://www.dvla.gov.uk/forms/frms_vehicles.htm wich already had lots of complicated forms so i sent him the Declaration of Vehicle Newness and Application for certificate of Permanent Export)

Quote:

Hello Mike

Ive just been in contact with the DVLA to check what I'm going to need
to do in order to register the cars for the UK roads.

They have emailed me two forms that you need to fill in before the
cars will be allowed into the country I have to submit these forms.

I have attached them for you to fill. Please Email them back to me ASAP.

I am going to the bank later to arrange moneys ($28000 is that right)
I should be ready to send payment later today or tomorrow depending on
receipt of these forms.

Thanks for all your help

Sir Ben

Next from the buttler

Quote:

Mike

Thanks for replying to me.

Mr hatch and I are going to the bank later today. You need to email
Him ASAP and tell him the car has been sold. (mabe tell him he waited
to long to send you the money)

If you do not do this I fear that he will send you the money on his
trip and all will be lost!!

Please do this for me and i will be forever in your debt.

I apologise for my earlyer rudeness as I was very concerned.

Thank You

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:22 pm

I recived a reply to the butler (I think He Is trying to feed the buttler bull shit) Confused

Quote:

OK ,there is no problem i will handle it.
Mr Mike

And about four hours later a email and some compleated forms to the good Sir B Hatch

Quote:

Dear Sir,
We are sorry for replying this mail late, this due the difficulties we encountered while trying to attache the filled form.I have filled the form to the best of my knowledge and have attached it to this mail.
I got the transfer information from the shippers and have decided to send it to you ,should incase you have lost the one they sent you in your email.

HERE IS THE IS THE INFORMATION TO BE USED IN TRANSFERING THE MONEY:
YOU ARE USE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.
MONEY DESTINATION :NIGERIA
RECEIPIENT NAME:Mr FRANCIS NNAEMEKA EBULUE
YOU ARE TO SEND THE TEXT QUESTION AND ALL OTHER INFORMATION YOU NECESSARY TO WITHRAW THE MONEY .
THE AMOUNT OF MONEY TO BE SENT IS $28,000.
PLEASE SIR YOU CAN JUST PRINT OR COPY THE INFORMATION ABOVE(ESPECIALY THE NAME) IN OTHER TO AVOID ANY MISTAKE.

PLEASE MAKE THE TRANSFER BY TOMORROWS MORNING BEING WEDNESDAY SO THAT THE MONEY CAN GET TO ITS DESTINATION SOONER.

WE ARE ABOUT TO COMPLETE WORK ON YOUR BMW AND GEMe2 GEV.
PICTURES OF THE CARS WILL BE SENT ASAP.

WE WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU.
Mr Mike

I have attached a link to the forms (they are not that exciting but are the best trophy I have had Yet! Rolling Eyes

)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/benjaminhatch/mar08221.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/benjaminhatch/mar08220.jpg

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:50 pm

When we get our cars we'll have an x5 race. Your British Racing Green with the racing strips and the 5 inch rims versus my Blaze Red with the Gerbalhump Turbo and 1.8 Poon Tang Factor. Should be quite a race Very Happy

I'm thinking after we've finished with this idiot he's never going to try and sell a BMW again Very Happy

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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:39 am

@Tricky

I all i need to do is adjust my engine manifold inverter spring and then I Think I might just win Mad

I think I will have to check What the Poon Tang Factor of my cars will be Wink

Another Email from Mike ( What is it with this guy money money money)

Quote:

Dear Sir,
Sorry for the little changes that we are about make concerning on how to pay the money to our shipper.
OUR SHIPPER JUST MADE AN ENQUIRY ON HOW ONE CAN CASH MONEY FROM WESTERN UNIOM MONEY TRANSFER.HE DISCOVERED THAT IF THE $28,000 IS SENT AT ONCE THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CASH THE MONEY IN TIME.SO SIR, YOU WILL HAVE TO DIVIDE THE MONEY INTO THREE(3) EQUAL PARTS AND SEND IT. I DONT WANT YOU TO GET CONFUESD WITH THIS,AS I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU FROM MY PREVIOUS MAILS THAT THE SHIPPERS NEED TO CLOSE THERE SHIPPING LIST BUT BECAUSE OF YOUR ORDER, THEY HAVE MADE IT LATEST THIS TODAY, SO IF THE $28,000 IS SENT AT ONCE THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CASH IT IN TIME.I REPEAT, YOU WILL HAVE TO DIVIDE THE MONEY INTO THREE PARTS WHICH GIVES $9,333 EACH PART, THEN SEND IT INTO THREE DIFFERENT PART THESAME DAY AND THE MONEY WILL GET TO THEM FASTER.

THEY ALSO VERIFIED ABOUT THE INFORMATION NEEDED IN CASHING THE MONEY WHICH IS NOW AS FOLLOWS.
1 - Money transfer control number (mtcn)

2 - Text Question

3 - Senders name and Address of the sender

4 - You are to state in your mail the exact amount that you sent.

PLEASE SEND THIS INFORMATION AFTER THE TRANSFER TO ENABLE THEM CASH THE MONEY.
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER
MONEY DESTINATION REMAINS :NIGERIA
RECIEPIENT NAME REMAINS: Mr FRANCIS NNAEMEKA EBULUE

SINCE YOU ARE SENDING THE MONEY IN THREE DIFFERENT PARTS, YOU WILL ASWELL SEND THREE TRASNEFR INFORMATION THAT YOU USED IN SENDING THE MONEY.

SIR I HOPE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAVE JUST SAID IN THIS MAIL, PLEASE WHILE PAYING THE MONEY FOLLOW THE STEPS ABOVE.

THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR EFFORTS IN BUYING OUR CARS.
AS I HAVE SAID IN MY LAST MAIL I WILL SEND YOU THE PICTURES OF YOUR CARS LATER IN THE DAY, WE HAVE ALMOST COMPLETED ALL AMENDMENT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR.
HAVE A WONDERFULL DAY.

Mr Mike.

Lets give hime some more paper work this time I allso sent hime the rather complicated "Importation of a Private Motor Vehicle on Transfer of Residence From Outside EC" compliments of HM Customs

http://www.hmce.gov.uk/channelsPortalWebApp/channelsPortalWebApp.portal?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=pageLibrary_Home&context=none&columns=1&id=FORMSLIBRARY

Quote:

Greetings Mike

Thanks for getting back to me so quickly.

I have only received the paperwork for the BMW not the electric car.
Is every thing still OK with it? It is still available?

Also I received a email from HM Customs today apparently the DVLA had
forwarded my details to them. They have sent me another form to be
filled in. Apparently this form is urgent and the car will not be
allowed into the country with out this form being submitted!

I am going to the bank this morning with Mr Lambert to withdraw the
$28000 In cash in order to send the moneys Via Western union. Please
advise me ASAP if the electric car is unavailable as I need to know if
this is the right amount to withdraw?

If you can get all the paper work back ASAP because as soon as I have
had a chance to read through it I will send it to the relevant
authorities. I will then go to the WU office with the cash and send it
to your Delivery company.

I await your reply

Thanks

Sir Ben

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:18 pm

I think the buttler might be loosing his grip banghead

Quote:

Mike

I have still not heard anything from the old duffer Sir Hatch
Re: The Electric Car!

We are going to the bank later to get the moneys. You need to tell him NOW that its is sold.

Please do so or I will take matters into my own hands!!!!!!

I will not be driving something like that and that is for sure

Do something PLLLLEEEEAAASSSEE

Yours

Sherlock Lambert

More Bull Shit from mike to the butler

Quote:

Dear Lambert i told you that i will handle it so relax, you have to do one thing for get me the phone number of Sir hatch so that i will ensure that nothing goes wrong ok?

The Bmw is the car he will be apying for , so you have no problem.
Mr Mike

And one to the Boss , there is a electric car after all

Quote:

Dear Sir,
The electric has alreday been resserved for you , we are sorry for not filling the DVLA form for it ,we will do it right away.

Sir , i hope you recieved my last message with the subject "the money has to be divided into 3 parts" please you have to divide the $28,000 into three parts and send it separately, this is in other for the money to get to the shippers as soon as possible.
SO SIR, IT IS VERY NECEASSARY THAT YOU DIVIDE THE MONEY INTO THREE PARTS , ONE PART OF THE MONEY GIVES $9,333, YOU JUST HAVE TO SEND THE $,9333 INTO THREE PARTS.
PLAESE DO I I HAVE SAID SO THAT THE MONEY WILL GET TO ITS DESTINATION FASTER AND BE EASY TO CASH. IT WILL BE DIFFICULT AND TIME CONSUMING TO CASH $28,000 AT A TIME .
Mr MIKE

He neads to make more of a go at these forms so I talk about money

Quote:

HI Mike

Im leaving for the bank right now with mr lambert. I will withdraw $28000.

I will then return home and as soon as i have recived, read and then
posted the compleated forms I will make a trip to the WU office and
send $9333 to your delivery company.

I will not beable to make any more trips to the WU office today as it
is getting late in the day. So tomorow I will send Mr lambet on a trip
to the two nearest WU offices to send the rest of the moneys.

I will speak to you later

Your Friend

Ben

1 hour later More Bull Shit from mike to the butler

Quote:

Dear Lambert,
It is now settled , i just concluded with Sir Hatch
about the car, he will now be making payment for the
bmw x5, he will be sending us $28,000 as a part
apyment of the car so that when the car gets to us ,
he will pay the rest, the cars was sold at $35,000.
Now that i have helped you , you will also have do
same for me,Sir hatch said that he will be sending you
to go and send to us the $28,000. plaese this money is
to be divided into three parts , and not sent at once,
one part gives $9,333 , so you are to divide the
$28,000 into $9,333 so that when the money will get to
its destination on time and also will be easy to cash
ok? please do this for me.
YOU ARE TO TRANSFER THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION
MONEY TRANSFER.
MONEY DESTINATION IS NIGERIA
RECEIPIENT NAME IS :Mr FRANCIS NNAEMEKA EBULUE
SEND US THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION AFTER YOU PAY THE
MONEY:
1 - Money transfer control number (mtcn)

2 - Text Question

3 - Senders name and Address of the sender

4 - You are to state in your mail the exact amount
that you sent

I KNOW THAT SIR HATCH WILL STILL GIVE YOU THIS
INFORMATION,BUT AM JUST GIVING IT TO YOU ENSURE
ACCUARCY OK? IT IS THESAME WITH THE ONES HE WILL GIVE
YOU. SO DONT GET CONFUSED .

GET BACK AT ME WHEN YOU PAY THE MONEY.
Your friend
Mike

If I did actualy pay you the money I realy would want to get "back at you"

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:27 pm

More forms filled in

Quote:

Sir ,
I have filled the secong pair of the for the electric
car and have attached it to this mail.I think that the
second form you sent needs to be filled by you because
you are the importer of the vehicles and we are
exporting it to you.You have to use the information
that i have entered in the other forms to fill the
fill this one i mean that of European community.The
name of the ship conveying the cars to UK is OCEAN
PRIDE 509.Just make use of the cars particluars that i
have written the first forms in filling this second
form.
When you pay the money , send us the information you
used in paying it.
We will be waiting to hear from you very soon.
Mr Mike.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/benjaminhatch/mar08221.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/benjaminhatch/mar08220.jpg

$70100 in cash and a phyco butler Shocked

Quote:

Hello Mike

I went to the bank today but unfortunately they do not hold that amount of foren currency on the premises.

I explained to the nice banker that It was urgent as I had a boat to catch.

They have agreed that they can do a "express service" and have the moneys there tomorrow.

I have decided It would be easier to withdraw the entire amount. so tomorrow morning me and Mr Lambert are going to take a trip to the bank and collect all
$70100 so we wont have this problem again.

I will then instruct Mr Lambert to Pay three lots of moneys via WU.

As for the form I should be able to fill it in OK I just need to know what the port of foreign loading will be?

My friend Mr D j Mouse was bragging to me last night that he has just purchased a car with a 1.8 Poon Tang Factor can you just confirm the Poon Tang Factor of both these cars as I'm sure they are higher.

Speak to you soon

Ben

And one form the butler

Quote:

Hi Mike

Thanks for all your help. You have been a good friend to me I like you.

Not like that smelly waist of skin Sir hatch!!

I hate him. He keeps telling me to do stupid things. Like when I am down stairs He will call me up to the 4th floor and say "Oh silly me I have forgot what I wanted"

Well I hait him he pays me next to nothing and if i had somewhere else to live I would quit!

One day when I have some money I would like to come to America to see you. We could visit the statue of liberty and the grand canyon together.

Thanks for being a good fiend and helping me with this I wont forget it.

Sherlock Lambert.

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:14 am

[bIts offical "my 2004 bmw x5 has a poon tang factor of 2.0" Very Happy

[/b]

Quote:

Sir,
After reading your mail i had to call the delivery company and explained to them the state of things, the kind Mr Benson understood what you where saying so he gave an order that tomorrow should be given to you in other to ensure that you where able to collect the money from the bank and send to the delivery company in Nigeria, but he insisted that it must have to be tomorrow .so you have to make sure that Mr Lambert goes to the WU office and pay in the money.Please remember to give him all the necessary information to be used in paying the money which i sent to you.

In case if you dont know, the 2004 bmw x5 has a poon tang factor of 2.0, that is why it is a unique car from other bmw products, so it sure beats that of Mr D J Mouse, let him safe the bragging because when your x5 arrives, you will be the one to bragg of higher poon tang factor.

Please remember that Mr lambert has to divide the money ($28,000) into three parts which gives $9,333 and pay it in at WU office, beacuse now that we are running out of time we need the money to get to its destination very fast and be cashed easily without taking so much time.

As the case maybe now ,we will be waiting to hear from you by tomorrow.
Thank you for your efforts.
Best Regards,
Mr Mike.

I think Hes got a eye for the butler

Quote:

you are sure welcomed dear,please the try and pay in the money through WU office tomorrow, Sir hatch will give all the neceassary information that you need Mike.

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:55 am

I think every car bait from now on should include a question about the poon tang factor Laughing

I've created a monster Twisted Evil

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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 9:33 am

@ Tricky Im throeing down the gauntlet

I'm prepaid to put up the sum of $1000 Imaginary dollars. To the person who can find the imaginary car with the highest poon tang factor Razz

Back to mike this may well be the last email he gets form Sir Hatch

Quote:

HI Mike

Thanks For all you help. Im just of to the bank now with mr lambert.

I will drop you a email as soon as all moneys are paid.

Thanks

Ben

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 10:11 pm

So far the highest we've had is 2.0 (must be those 5 inch rims). How much poon tang factor can a car have? Twisted Evil

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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:30 pm

Mike is getting Twitchy Laughing

Quote:

Dear Sir,
We have been waiting to hear from you since morning , i have received many calls from the delivery company , please try and get back to us immediatley , we are seriously running out of time.
Mr Mike

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:12 am

And another Very Happy

Quote:

Dear Sir,
I have written to you before but no reply yet , Sir we waited for your reply through out yesterday , you promised to get back at us as soon you return from the bank but we have not heard from you since.Please for the sake of time try and reply to us.
Also please give us your phone number, the delivery company will like to reach you through your phone.
We are anxiously waiting to hear from you.
Mr Mike.

and one to the butler

Quote:

Dear Lambert,
Please i want you to tell me what happend yesterday, Sir Hatch promised to get pay the money yesterday but since we have not yet heard from him.
plaese tell me what is going on now.
your friend,
Mike

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:40 pm

Will He swallow this Question

Quote:

Mike

I hope this email gets to you.

I am in very big troble.

Yesterday I went to the bank with Sir HAtch. It was a plesent day and all was gooing well. We had just been to the bank and colected $70100
In Us dollars.

On the way back things got heated when Sir hatch started talking about my mother.

Next thing I can rember the car came off the road and into a river.

The car was flooding with water and I climbed out of the window.

It was only when I got to the river bank that I noticed I was carying the suitcase with all that money in it.

I have never seen so much money in my life. Instinct kicked in and the next thing I know I was running.

I must have run for about 4 hours when eventualy I fell over and stubed my toe.

I dont know what to do I fear that Sir Hatch Is DEAD.

I am afrade for my life becase I sure the police Will think it is my fault He is dead!

What Am I to do I need to leave the contry but I cant get on a plane with all this money!

Please I dont have mainy friends. I need you help what can I do?

I have to go now as the people in cybercafe I am in are looking at me strange.

Yours

Sherlock

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:41 am

Mike Replys in a VERY large font

Quote:

Hello Lambert,

OH I cannot believe this, oh how did this happen!! Oh dear it is a pity; I can understand what you were passing through now, well you should not worry I cos I can help you out!!!!!!!!!!

First of all to assure the whole world you knew nothing about your master predicament, please go ahead with the initial instructions given!
That is to say, you have to transfer the money via western union .

As soon as I receive the part payment we earlier agreed upon, I will arrange to pick you up since you cannot fly along with the money at your disposal with is very risk and also you can be charged of money smoggling/ laundering according to law. But with me in possession of the money I have every necessary document required to backup the money according to law and it will be transferred hitchfree, without problem because I will use my position as a business tycoon to cover the effect and every deficiencies that might arrive.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

Though I was not in state now, I travelled out of USA for a business trip , I just received your email in my LAPTOP .
But you can phone me via my Searchlight number:+2348043314045
BEFORE YOU MAKE THE TRANSFER CALL ME FIRST, DO NOT TRANSFER IT WITHOUT SPEAKING WITH ME FIRST,I NEED YOUR URGENT CALL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE CALL ME NOW!!!!!!!! DO NOT PANIC , I PROMISE YOU I WILL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING, YOU WILL COME TO USA WHERE YOUR SAFETY WILL BE GRANTED.
IT GONNA BE WELL IF YOU CO-OPERATE!!!!!

NOTE WELL: YOU CANNOT TRAVEL OR ENTER THE AIRPORT WITH THE MONEY COS POLICE OR COPS MAY FINDOUT AND YOU WILL BE ARRESTED,THAT IS THE REASON YOU MUST MAKE THE TRANSFER BEFORE WE PICK YOU UP!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Regards
Mike

The buttler Replys

Quote:

Dear Mike

Thanks for your email. I knew that I could rely on you.

I slept last night in a cardboard box below Bigben

You do not seem to understand. I do not need the cars any more so I do
not need to make a part payment.

I just need to get me and this money out of the country.

I have a plan

If you can help me find someone outside of the UK I can trust.

1) I could post them all the money
2) I will then arrange a flight to go and see and get my moneys (of
coarse Living them a small fee for there troubles)

I am also very afraid my stubbed toe maybe getting gang green.

I need to work quickly as I fear the police are looking for me. The
good thing is I have my passport because I was going to use it for ID
at the WU.

Thanks

Sherlock[/color]

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 3:26 pm

What a great friend Is sure he has my best intrestes at heart

Quote:

Dear Lambert,
You have understand that we do not have much time at hand, you have yo do this very fast before you get into a big trouble.
I HAVE JUST SPOKEN TO A FRIEND OF MINE THAT WORKS IN THE USA IMMIGRATION OFFICE IN UK HE HAS PROMISED TO ARRANGE AN URGENT VISA TO USA FOR YOU, YOU HAVE TO SCAN AND SEND ME A COPY OF YOUR PASSPORT TO ME, SINCE YOU HAVE IT WITH YOU , SO HE CAN ISSUE THE VISA TO YOU.

BUT BEFORE THIS YOU MUST HAVETO SEND ALL THE MONEY AS SOON POSSIBLE VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.
BUT YOU HAVE TO DIVIDE THE $70,100 INTO EIGHT ( Cool

PARTS AND SEND IT SEPARATELY SO THAT THE MONEY WILL GET TO ITS DESTINAION FAST .

MONEY DESTINATION IS NIGERIA
RECEIPIENT NAME :FRANCIS NNAEMEKA EBULUE.(COPY THIS)

AM IN NIGERIA TO BUY SOME GOODS, AND I WILL HEADING TO USA VERY SOON TO WELOCOME TO .

IF YOU DIVIDE $70,100 INTO 8 PARTS IT GIVES $8,762, SO SEND THEM SEPARATELY , ANOTHER REASON YOU MUST SEND THEM SEPARATLY IS THAT SO THAT THE MONEY TRANSFER PEOPLE WONT SUSPECT THE TRANSFER AS A SMOGGLING OK?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

AS SOON I GET THE TRANSFER INFORMATION FROM YOU I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET YOUR VISA AND COME TO USA WHERE YOU WILL BE SAFE OK? DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THRE RISK IN YOU COMING TO USA EMBASSY IN UK COS MY GOOD FRIEND WILL ARRANGE YOUR VISA AND SEND TO IIT YOU IMMEDIATLY OK? JUST SEND A COPY OF YOUR PASSPORT TO ME. AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE TRANSFER NOW BEFORE THE MONEY IS FOUND WITH YOU.

WHEN YOU SEND THE MONEY GIVE US ALL THE INFORMATION YOU USED IN PAYING THE MONEY OK?

PLEASE BE FAST , NO TIME ON OUR SIDE.
AM SIRIOUSLY ARRANGING FOR YOUR SAFETY .

Mike.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 3:51 pm

unome wrote:

What a great friend Is sure he has my best intrestes at heart

Quote:

.............

IF YOU DIVIDE $70,100 INTO 8 PARTS IT GIVES $8,762, SO SEND THEM SEPARATELY , ANOTHER REASON YOU MUST SEND THEM SEPARATLY IS THAT SO THAT THE MONEY TRANSFER PEOPLE WONT SUSPECT THE TRANSFER AS A SMOGGLING OK?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?.....

PLEASE BE FAST , NO TIME ON OUR SIDE.
AM SIRIOUSLY ARRANGING FOR YOUR SAFETY .

Mike.

I wuld hate to be caught out SMOGGLING and not being SIRIOUSLY

I think that this dude should go on a long safari!

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:51 pm

Another Email from mike Surprised

Quote:

HELLO LAMBERT,

AS YOU KNOW AM OUT OF STATE NOW, BUT NEVER WORRIED I HAD PHONE MY FRIEND AGAIN, AFTER OUR LITTLE DISCUSSION HE PROMISED TO ACCOMMODATE YOU THOUGH HE WOULD NOT ACCOMMODATE ALONG WITH THE MONEY BECAUSE IT IS RISKY AND TO AVOID PUTTING HIM INTO TROUBLE.
HENCE, YOU HAVE TO TRANSFER THE MONEY VIA WESTERN UNION , IMMEDIATELY I WILL CASH THE MONEY AND REDIVERT INTO MY ACCOUNT IN USA THROUGH ONLINE BANKING HERE IN NIGERIA.
ONCE YOU ARRIVE IN USA, THEN WE WILL GO TO THE BANK TOGETHER AND WITHDRAW THE MONEY AND I WILL HELP YOU IN ARRANGING FOR YOUR STAYING HERE AND ALSO INTRODUCE YOU TO A LUCRATIVE VENTURES WHICH IS PROFITABLE.
AM PROMISING YOU ALL THIS BECAUSE WE ARE FRIENDS AND I WILL NEVER DISAPPOINT YOU.
SEND THE MONEY NOW BECAUSE I WILL LEAVE NIGERIA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE COS MY BUSINESS TRIP HERE IS COMING TO CONCLUSION, I WANT TO HELP YOU OUT BEFORE YOU GET INTO TROUBLE WITH THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
PLEASE REMEMBER TO SEND YOUR PASSPORT TO ME, THIS WILL SERVE AS A RECOGNITION COS I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE, SO THAT WHEN YOU WILL ARRIVE AT MY HOUSE IN USA I WILL RECOGNISE YOU THROUGH THE PASSPORT YOU SEND. ALSO WITH THE PASSPORT I WILL ARRANGE IMMIGRATION PERMIT DOCUMENT THAT WILL FREE YOU FROM ENTERING INTO TROUBLE WHILE IN USA WITH ME!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
MY HOME ADDRESS IS:
APT 234,
SOUTH AVENUE,
ELMSFORD,NY10001
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU REGARDING THE WU TRANSFER DETAILS TO NIGERIA!!!

YOUR FRIEND
MIKE

I will try for a trophy

Quote:

Listen here Mike

You want me to send you all my money

How do I know that I can trust you? After all we have never met.

You may just take my money tell the police were I am and run of with my money!

I feel that maybe I should trust you but first I need to be sure we
are in this together all the way.

Here is what I need you to do in order for me to feel I can trust you 100%

1) Ring Sir Hatchs house (+44700593060*) and confirm If Sir Hatch Is
Dead or alive
If he Is alive I might be able to come to a arrangement with him to
return his moneys

2) Send me a photo of yourself holding a sign saying "I Killed B
Hatch" This way If you doulde cross me I can tell the police it was
you that killed Sir hatch

3) assure me that you can help me when I get to the USA

4) Explain to me why I need to send the moneys to FRANCIS NNAEMEKA
EBULUE not your self.
You understand that In my position I need to be sure who I can trust.
If you are able to proceed In this with me I will Split the money I
have with you 80% to me and 20% to you

Thanks

Sherlock

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:22 am

Mike Gets mad and uses a Big font again (He also sends some pictures of a fat guy attached)

Quote:

Hello Sherlock Lambert,
Well it seems you were confused as a result you never wanna reason with me, excuse me what are you talking, what do you mean by double crossing.
Please I demand an explaination cos I do not understand you.
Well I called the number you gave me and it rings and remained unpickable.
See you are making this complicated and difficult for your self cos I told earlier that I was willing to help you out, why this sudden counter accusations and doubts.
For your information we are on the same side, again we are on the same side!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See it seems you do not understand, I told I was in Africa for a business trip before i saw your mail in my laptop am in the part of africa called Nigeria.
So I see no reason why you should be talking about Francis Nnaemeka Ebulue who is our company representative in this issues, please note: Mr Francis Ebulue knew nothing about this! DO YOU UNDERSTAND LAMBERT?
All I want you to do is to send the money with my name(Mr Mike Basil) via western money transfer here in Nigeria to enable me cash the money personally before returning on my trip !

Once I receive the money here in Nigeria , I will redivert it to my USA online account !!!!!
Do you understand me?
Please stop delaying cos I really wanna help you, every thing lies on your co-operations.
See it seems you do not know my plans for you, I told I would introduce you to a lucrative business once you arrive at my house, See I will aid you through out the process of obtaining permanent residence in USA.

See be serious cos get me annoyed by prolonging issue....unless you do not need my help!
See friend how dare you advise me to snapp a pic claiming I kill Sir Hatch,see do not worry we are on the same side and no body will find out, I swear with heaven!!!!!
Mike

I can feel a slap coming Twisted Evil

Quote:

Fuck you Mike

If you were trying to rip me of the moneythis is just the reply I would expect!

Well fuck you shit bag!

I Thought I could trust you but it looks like I was Wrong.

You cant even be bothered to easy my mind by doing for me what I asked.

Well I have met a nice man on the streets called Mr Fagen. Who Told me that He could invest my money for me and find me someware to stay.

But I turned him down in your favour becase I thought you would come through for me.

Also Why have you sent me some pictures of a fat bloke, Is this Mr benson? He looks funny.

So eather you do for me what I asked and we both wil be happy or fuck off and Die.

Yours

Mike

I wonder if he will notice that I acidentaly signed it mike Question

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