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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:24 pm

My Dear
> I want to tell you that I really want to been relationship with
> you. Well get down on the floor and let's get nasty!
Twisted Evil

Though we've not met before now but it take one thing for two to be
> together
> in unity and peaceful life, which I will
> like to confide in you and also visit you as soon as possible.
> I am Miss Jessica Edward, Address:Avenue 5 lot 175 Williams
> Quaters Abidjan, Coted'Ivoire
> West Africa.
> I will be 25years old by December 17. I weigh 58kg. I am a widow, I
> lost my husband recently That sucks, I know how you feel - I hate it when I can't find my car keys.,

and I have an inheritance from my late husband.
> I
> am teacher by profession and my husband is an Exporter and Importer in my
>
> country That means drug dealer - right?

my late husband deposited the sum $4.5 million us dollar in Bank.
> Before his death he told me that I should looking for a trustworlthy
> person that will help me to transfer the money to his country for investment,
>
> I will like you to help me to transfer this money into your account for
>
> investment.
> Then I will prepare to come over to your country we can live as family
> there. My type of ideal man must be the honest type, caring, loving and
>
> forgiving as a devoted Christian. I do hate deceit and cheating in all its
>
> ramifications.I do not like a man that goes after everything in skirt. Me neither...that's why I make sure the ladies remove those things before I chase them around the room Razz

I detest alcoholics Hey! That's just plain discrimination.

For my hobbies: I love listening to good music, reading of
magazines,good novels, watching adventure films, swimming, table tennis
and indoor games Yeaahhhh Baby! Hubba hubba .

I love going to holidays.

Age: Our difference in age means nothing to me as long as you love and
remain faithful to me. This is my Word
> Language: I can speak and write the English, French and my native
> tongues fluently. Education: I am a graduate of Economics in the University of Dakar. I was born and bred a Methodist. I was baptized so many years and I am a confirmed member. I'll give you a firm member.

I take my holy communion also. I am a full fledged member of the church founded by Wesley brothers the great singers.
I will like to know more about you. I need to know more about your love
ife. Your hobbies?
Feel free to ask any question that agitates your mind because I want us to build a solid relationship..

> With all my heart,
> Remain blessed.
> Jessica.

___________________________
I am smitten.
My Dear Jessica:

I am so happy and surprised to receive your correspondence. My heart
goes out to you for all the hardships that you have endured. I have
never been to your country but I hear it is a beautiful, honest and
safe place in which to spend leisure time. I do travel extensively
for work (I own a medium sized company) but have only been as close to
your home as Egypt and South Africa.

My name is Richard, although my friends call me Dick. I will be 43
years old this year. I was born on the Isle of Jersey, but reside in
the United States. I am single but enjoy the company of women. I enjoy
partying and meeting and loving women. I really enjoy cognac, brandy
and wine but also like beer, whiskey, gin, vodka, tequila, cacacha,
rum, moonshine, and everclear. I also enjoy reading magazines,
although probably not the same type as you. I like adventure films too
- my favorites are Gallipoli (a Peter Weir film), Breaker Morant,
Barely Legal V, and ET.

I only speak English (both the U.S. kind and the England kind); although I know a few phrases in Danish and Thai.

As for my questions, do you have any children? What is your favorite
food? What do you like to drink? Are you opposed to pre-marital sex
(the "normal kind" not oral, hands or anal)? I have fantasized about
a threesome - would you ever consider that? If so, what race of women
would appeal to you and would act would you like to do first? I am
glad you like swimming, have you ever completed a triathlon? What are
you planning on doing with all your money?

Please write back. I feel a connection with you and definitely want
to stay in touch. I am attaching a photo of myself. Please send me
pictures of you my dear.

Your Richard.

(The photo is of one Jude Law)

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:26 pm

Please post the reply when you get it. I wonder if theyt will go off script. Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:38 pm

"Have you ever done it with a machine? Cause that's what I'm like... a love machine."

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:40 pm

Larry Flynt wrote:

"Have you ever done it with a machine? Cause that's what I'm like... a love machine."

If she writes back, I'll have to use that one.

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