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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:24 pm

Dear sir,
My name is emmanuel monday essien, iam an importer of electronics there in Nigeria,
sir, i see your wonderful product on internet and i really like it, so i want to be a devision of your company
there in Nigeria so what i want from you sir, i want you to kindly please send me some samples of your products to me there in Nigeria so that i can make arrangements to import them to my country there in Nigeria
thank you and God bless you. please iam waiting to hear from you sir as soon as you receive this letter, thanks.
my name is emmnuel monday essien, a managing Director of matcon Nigeria Limited.
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My response
Absolutely. Of course, you will have to pre-pay the sample processing
fee which is a modest $14.7 million dollars. I am sure you have a
friend at a bank who represents some widow of a former oil executive
with millions of dollars in a lock box that is secretly kept with a
security company until a willing U.S. business partner is found.
Borrow the $14.7 million from that person and I will gladly send you a
full crate of sample "FUKUDIK" our newest product.

Guest

Reminds me of an email I sent in reply to a bait I decided to drop (had too many going)

They asked for advice on invensting the money once they were in my country and I told them the best use would be to pay the legal fees required to send help Nigerians and South Africans get their money out of their respective countries because it seems as if a lot of them are in need of that type of help these days.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:45 pm

Please tell me he responded! Laughing

Guest

Mine didn't Sad

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:58 pm

Surprised me too. I had to go back at my old e-mails to see who this guy was.

Dear sir,
My company is a private own company, with a share capital of usd $50,000, already i have applied for a foreign loand of usd$10,000,000.But they have agreed to give to my foreign partner in Europe or American.If we can agree as a partner they can now channel the loan to your company.While you ship the products to me in African for distribution since there is enough market.Iam waiting for your response as to your acceptance of the proposal.
Best regard.
Emmanuel monday essien
metcon.
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Emmanuel:

Heck - that sounds fair. I sure can help. So, you will pay the sample fee from this loan? I can ship the crate of "Fukudiks" now or would you prefer 1/2 case of that and a 1/2 case of "Efindipshitz". Please let me know where I can send them and we can credit the balance against your loan.

Let me know.

Richard

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:34 pm

Somehow this guy keeps coming back:
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Dear sir,

I have see your wonderful reply of my proposal thank you very much, so, we agree with you about the loan and your products. Please in order to facilitate the loan, kindly send your company details, Bank detail to start processing of loan.

thank you

Emmanuel monday essien.

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Thank you. Please find my bank information:

Bank Name: Dewey Rippemhoff Savings & LOan
Account: SAV - 114191: 5419-: 234541: 9
Address: 26 Federal Plaza, 23rd. Floor
New York, New York 10278-0004

So, please let me know the stock you desire. Our inventory (medical
scanning equipment and BBQ's) consist of:

FUKUDIKS (part number. 01-419.00001)
EFINAHOLZ (part number. 01-419.00002)
UPURZ (part number 01-419.00003)
URADIPSHITZ (part number 01-419.00004.5A)
we have a small supply of the following items left:
NUMNUTZ (2 per bag. # 419419)
COKETERZ (#1bgdck)

Richard
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You're in Nigeria? Who would have guessed!

Dear sir,
Thank you, we have need for scanning equipment,so plesae kindly send me
the price and cost of freight (AIR) to lagos NIGERIA.Because it is when we
know the cost that we decide the quantity to buy.
thank you and God bless you
regard to your family.
EMMANUEL ESSIEN
METCON NIGERIA LIMITED
Personally, I think he should had gone after the BBQ's.

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:58 pm

Since I ignored him, he writes again - what a great speller.

DAER SIR,
HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY TOGETHER WILL YOUR FAMILY,IT AS BEING A LONG TIME I HEAR FROM YOU SO PLEASE IAM STILL WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSAE SO PLEASE KINDLY RESPONSE TO MY LAST MAIL THANKS REMAIN BLESS.
EMMANUEL ESSIEN
METCON NIGERIA LIMITED.
______________ I'll play dumb and act like I never heard from him.

Mr. Essien:

I am sorry, but I have not heard from you. I assumed that you wished
to pass on our business transaction. If you are still interested,
please let me know so we can arrange delivery of the samples.

Richard