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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:09 pm

The Rev writes to the "Bank" that Marian mentioned...

From: Hugh G. Rection To: [email protected]
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 18:04:57 -0500
Subject: hello

Hello you wanker,
Marian Abacha said I must contact you. Well, what have you got to say
for yourself? Rasheed Mugabe warned me about you, so if Marian wants
my money she must follow my instructions, otherwise I will think she
is a fraud.
Rev Hugh G Rection

To be, as I've said, continued...?

Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:50 am

Ah, bugger it all...Marian writes a mean letter...mostly babble, I think she's a wee bit frustrated!

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 19:41:51 -0800 (PST)
Subject: BYE AND SEE YOU NO MORE.

DEAR HUGH
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL,AND HOW ARE YOU TODAY TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY?HOPE YOU ARE GETING WELL IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST,PLEASE YOU HAVE LET ME TO UNDERSTAND WHAT MAKE YOU NOT SEND THE MONEY TO THE ATTORNEY,SO I'M DALING THROUGHTFULL BUSINES WITH YOU WITH ALL MY HEART WITH OUT LISTING TO ANOTHER PERSONINS INCORAGEMENT,BUT YOU ARE HEARING FROM ANOTHER PERSONINS INCORAGEMENT,GO AND KEEP ON LISTING,WHAT I KNOW IS I'M NO MORE LONGER WAITING FOR THE MONEY AGAIN,BECAUSE YOU HAVE MAID ME TO WEST ALL MY TIME IN YOU,BUT I DONT KNOW WETHER YOU ARE REV. OR A PROSTUDE MAN DID YOU THINK THAT I'M A PERSON FROUD WEMAN OR FROUD LADDY,WHAT MAKES ME TO AGREE TO HAVE YOU AS A PERTNER IS THAT YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE A MAN OF GOD AND YOU ARE A REV.THAT IS WHY I AGREE TO GIVE YOU ALL MY LIFE,BUT AS FEAR AS YOU HAVE FAIL ME IN THIS BUSINESS,WHAT I WILL PRAY TO GOD ALMIGHTY LET HIM GIVE ME A TRUST WARDTHY MAN OR WEMAN WHO WILL HELP ME WITH TRUST AND HONEST,AND I WILL GO TO THE FEDRAL GOVERNENT HOUSE NOW AND TELL THE PRESIDENT THAT YOU ARE CALING ME A FROUD WEMAN,AND IF YOU DONT TAKE TIME I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE COURT AND THEN YOU AND YOUR CHURCH WILL TELL ME WHAT MAKE YOU PEOPLE TO CALL ME A FROUD WEMAN,BECAUSE YOU HAVE MAKE ME TO BE ANGREE WITH YOU,I TOLD YOU THAT THE ATTORNEY HAVE SEND THE DOCUMENTS TO THE PRESIDENT AND THEN HE SIGN FOR THE DOCUMENTS AND PERMIT THE BANK TO TRANSFER THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT BY NEST WEEK,I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT THIS BUSINESS WITH TRUST AND HONEST BUT YOU DONT AGREE.

YOU CAN TAKE OUT MY NAME IN YOUR CHURCH,I'M NO MORE LONGER INTRESTED ABOUT YOUR CHURCH AND YOUR LOVE,YOU CAN GO AND DONT WRIGHT TO ME AGAIN.

BEACUSE YOU HAVE PROMISE ME AND FAIL,A MAN OF GOD LIKE YOU AND A REV.LIKE YOU.LOOK OUT WHAT YOU DOING,OK IF YOU ARE DOING LIKE WHAT WILL YOU PRECH IN THE CHURCH.

I DONT EXPECT THIS TPYE OF LIFE FROM YOU,I TOLT THAT YOU ARE A HONESTLY REV.BUT I DONT KNOW THAT YOU ARE A ROK.

BYE.AND SEE YOU NO MORE.
M.A.C(THE WIDOW)BYE BYE

LOL What the hell?! Can YOU understand this shit? Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:52 am

I've had enough of this one...her moronics is just getting to me. I must end this lovely relationship.

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 05:40:29 -0500
Subject: Re: BYE AND SEE YOU NO MORE.

Dearest Marian, you unwashed piece of Mugu shit,

You are a fraud. You are a scammer. You are a MUGU.
Worst of all, I can hardly understand a word you say!
You are no woman, most likely, but Austin Odunze the homosexual himself.
So long Mugu...I wasted your time on purpose. HA HA HA.

Fuck you, retard!
Hugh

Jeeeez, I hope she gets the friggin' hint!

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:55 pm

Marian writes to me AGAIN!! Geez talk about a fatal attraction!

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 09:00:46 -0800 (PST)
Subject: HONEY I LOVE YOU FROM MY INNER HEART.

DEAR HUGH
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL,HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY TOGETHER WITH YOUR CHURCH MEMBERS,HOPE YOU ALL ARE IN GOOD CONDITION,PLEASE I WANT TO TELL YOU,WHAT IS IN THIS TRANSACTION,I'M THE WIFE OF THE FOMER PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA JENARAL SONNI ABACHA,AND I HAVE MIT OUR PRESIDENT MR. PRESIDENT OLUSHEGU OBASANJO. YESTERDAY AND HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TO CONTACT HIM TODAY SO HE WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THIS BUSINESS,I'M DAILING HONST BUSINESS WITH YOU SO DO NOT THINK THAT I'M DOING FOURD TO YOU OR I WANT TO REST WITH YOUR MONEYAS YOU SEAD,THE MONEY THAT YOU ARE SENDING IS NOT FOR ME IS FOR THE ATTORNEYS FEE,AND MONEY THE WILL USE TO RON THE BUSINESS AND MONEY THE WILL USE TO SETAL SECURITY COMPUNY IN TOGO LOME.SO TRY TO ACCEPT MY HELP INN THIS BUSINESS,IF YOU NEED THE PRESIDENT PICTURE IF YOU MIT HIM AND TELL HIM HE WILL SEND HIS PICTURE TO YOU,THIS IS HIS PHONE NUMBER.234-8035680082.HE WILL BE WAITING FOR YOUR CALL.

THANKS GOD BLESS YOU
MARIAN ABACHA(THE WIDOW)YOUR LOVER.

To be continued...?!

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:03 pm

An exasperated Hugh writes back to Marian:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:59:13 -0500
Subject: Re: HONEY I LOVE YOU FROM MY INNER HEART.

Hello Marian,

Listen dearest, you are going to have to satisfy me. You MUST EARN my
trust. This is what I want you to do for me if you want the money.
Send me a picture of yourself or a friend of yours holding a sign with
my name on it. HUGH G RECTION.
If you don't do this I will not write to you again and I will put a
dreadful curse on you.
If you do send me that picture of yourself or a friend holding the
sign with my name on it I will trust you and then send you the money
for the lawyer's fees.
Earn my trust, Marian. Send me the picture.

Hugh G Rection

To be continued...?!!!

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:34 pm

Geez! This broad does not give up! Shocked

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 06:26:13 -0800 (PST)
Subject: i am very sorry for what happens

Dear

Hugh G. Rection

i am very sorry for what happens, i must always rely on you, no matter what happens. i don,t believe on gossip for a gossip listener is a gossiper. and again i am not happy about your attitude and delays in this transaction, remember that i have spend a lot of time to make sure that this transaction goes smoothly. it seems that you are taking me like a fool. i want to let you know that the barrister has given us dateline for the payment being 2nd of Feb. , if after tommorrow nothing is done the barrister will not have any other chance . that is to say that all our efforts has gone in vain. i will not sit and watch that happen to me. i will just drink poison and die, because my hope and the hope of my family lies in that money. if you are no longer interested in this transfer, kindly sent to me "power of Attoney" for me to look for another person in USA who will help me. you should try as you can to send the money before the 20/2/2005 which is the dateline of the payment. i am waiting to receive a positive respond from you.

Marian(the widow)

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:42 pm

Hugh G Rection replies...

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 11:37:31 -0500
Subject: Re: i am very sorry for what happens

Dear Marian(for God's sake, I know you are a buggered widow!)

Tell me...you're not very bright are you? Are you, in fact, retarded?
I told you that I want your picture, and you must hold a sign with my
name on it. You keep refusing to do it, so why should I trust you?
Now shit or get off the pot, Marian. Send me that picture or else I
will put a dreadful, horrible curse on you. Bugger your barrister
lawyer attorney man. He is a homosexual and he can lick my ass on
Thursday.
Now write back soon you silly slut.
Regards,
Hugh

Confused

I attach this:

To, er, be continued...?

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:18 pm

Looks like my voodoo threat may have worked! Razz

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 11:16:49 -0800 (PST)
Subject: THANKS

"Hugh G. Rection,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY? PLS SEND THE MONEY SO THAT WE CAN PAY THE LAW. I WILL SEND THE PIC TO YOU OKAY.I STILL LOVE YOU.
THANKS
MARIAN

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:20 pm

Rev baby replies...

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 16:14:29 -0500
Subject: Re: THANKS

Marian,
Whats up, sugar? That's a nice gal; you just send away that picture. I
await with baited breath. Just think...trust will be established
between us! You'll finally get the money you have worked so hard to
get, blessed be the Mighty Zetty's Name, gazing upon the Lord Jesus
Amen.

Love,
Hugh G Rection

To be continued...?!

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:49 pm

This Marian chick is a retard.

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2005 11:58:54 -0800 (PST)
Subject: URGENT

DEAR HUGH

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY?HOPE YOU ALL ARE IN GOOD CONDITION.PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU MY FEELING ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION.IS LIKE YOU DONT WANT TO HELP ME IN THIS TRANSACTION YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THIS BUSINESS BECAUSE I HAVE TOLD YOU WHAT IS IN THIS BUSINESS BUT YOU DONT WANT TO AGREE.IF YOU WILL NOT HELP ME AGAIN YOU CAN WRIGHT TO ME AND TELL ME/SO THAT I WILL LOOK FOR ANOTHER PARSON WHO WILL HELP ME.

I WAIT FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION.

THANKS

GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU REED THIS MAIL.

MARIAN ABACHA.[THE WIDOW]

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:52 pm

AAAAARGH!~ Can't I rid myself of this pesky mugu?!!

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2005 15:45:34 -0500
Subject: Re: URGENT

Look Marian
You stupid fucker, how many times do I have to tell you? Either send
me your picture holding a sign with my name or bugger off! I don't
give a flying rat fuck if you don't write to me again you ragged-out
super slut!
I am already a very rich man so I don't even need your stupid money.
If you want my help you better do what I say...I am certainly going to
put a dreadful, evil curse on you bumboclot I dey here
oooooooooooooooo

Regards,
Rev Hugh G Rection

Mad

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:26 pm

LOL - bumboclot - I love it!! I wonder what kind of forgery this lad will attempt to pawn off on ya?

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:33 pm

Unbelievable. I get an email from Marian. Surprised

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 11:09:16 -0800 (PST)
Subject: I AM AFRAID HERE

DEAR
AS I WELK UP EARLY IN THE MORNIN I HEARD THE BAIRD SINGING AND COLING YOUR NAME THAN I RAW INTO THE ROOM AND PICK UP MY PEN FROM THE BASKET OF LOVE L AND O BETWEEN V AND E AND LOVE IS FLYING AROUND MY PILLOW SAYING HELLO TO YOU. I AM NOT WELL, SINCE THREE WEEKS MALARIA HOLD ME VERY WELL. AND I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT I AM NOT STAYING WITH AUSTINE AGAIN, HE WANT TO MAKE LOVE WITH ME. BUT I REFUSE AND MY CAR IS NOT GOOD.SINCE AUSTINE LEFT MY HOME HE IS PLANNING TO KILL ME BECAUSE I REFUSE FOR HE TO MAKE LOVE WITH ME. PLS MY DELIGHT I NEED SOME MONEY FROM YOU, SO THAT I CAN PAY MY HOSPITAL BILLS. PLS DON,T SEND THE MONEY WITH AUSTINE NAME. SEND IT WITH MY NAME OKAY. I WANT TO SEE YOU, CAN YOU COME TO NIGERIA PLS LET ME KNOW OKAY. I AM AFRAID HERE I WANT TO LIVE THIS COUNTRY, THAT IS WHY I WANT TO SEE YOU.
THANKS
I MISS U.
NO ONE BUT U
HAVE A NICE DAY
MARIAN Rection

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:35 pm

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 10:30:47 -0500
Subject: Re: I AM AFRAID HERE

Hello baby!
I'll send you some money for sure, so we can be together forever. I'd
like to see a picture of your breasts please.
Hugh

Hugh is such a perv...

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:17 pm

Marian writes back! Surprised

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection" >
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 03:32:32 -0800 (PST)
Subject: I STILL LOVE U

Dear "Hugh G. Rection,
I WILL SEND U MY PIC OK. BUT I NEED THE MONEY, SO THAT I CAN PAY THE HOSPITAL BILLS AND TAKE CARE OF MY CAR PLS. I PROMIS U THAT I WILL MAKE LOVE WITH U AND NO ONE BUT U. I STILL LOVE U. SEND THE MONEY WITH MY NAME OKAY.
THANKS
MARAIN RECTION

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:19 pm

Hugh G Rection, proctologist, Reverend, and all-around swell guy, responds:

From: Hugh G. Rection
Reply-To: "Hugh G. Rection">
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 09:12:38 -0500
Subject: Re: I STILL LOVE U

Dear Marian (the widow)
Hello darling. I will send you the money as soon as I receive your
picture. Let's see those tits, Marian.

Love,
Hugh

Oh well, off to the proctology lab! Smile

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:31 am

She writes again.

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 08:00:57 -0800 (PST)
Subject: day

DEAR Hugh
apple of my eyes with much convince that ever is for me, you are only one in my heart. pls help me. i have got an law who will help us to get all the document. barr ibrahim isa by name pls email him so that he will help us okay. i still love u. this is the barr email [email protected]
have a nice day
marian Rection

To be continued...

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:59 pm

Hugh the pervy proctologist replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 2 Mar 2005 10:53:57 -0500
Subject: Re: day

Dearest Honey Bee Marian (alas, a poor widow)

How are they hangin, baby? Darling sweet fantasy of my erotic dreams,
tell me what we shall do together when we finally meet. Tell me how
you will put your tongue on my naughty parts and make me moan and
tremble. Tell me how you will pleasure yourself with a gigantic dildo,
and tell me dirty jokes.
Hey, why don't you tell the Barrister to e mail me.
Where's my picture, beeyotch?!
Love and kisses,
Hugh

My hands are getting sweaty!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:02 pm

Marian writes back:

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Wed, 2 Mar 2005 09:20:44 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: day

HI,
HOW MUCH ARE U GOING TO SEND FOR ME PLS TELL ME.
WHEN ARE U COMING TO NIGERIA.
THANKS
MARIAN Rection

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:04 pm

Hugh replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 2 Mar 2005 12:54:16 -0500
Subject: Re: day

hello Marian

Well, I could probably send you like three or four thousand. No, maybe
instead I will fly to Nigeria and bring you the money and some gifts.
I could leave really soon. I'll talk to a travel agent and see if I
need a visa and shit like that.
What kind of gifts would my Marian like me to bring? Watches? Cameras?
Cell phones? Jewelry?
I will come right away. I will let you know my flight information.
So, can I see your breasts now?
Hugh

To be continued...?

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:00 pm

Marian sends two letters:

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2005 03:19:51 -0800 (PST)
Subject: I LOVE U
Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to contacts list | Trash this message | Report phishing | Show original

"Hugh G. Rection,
WHEN ARE U COMING PLS LET ME KNOW OK. AND B/4 YOU COME PLS SEND ME SOME MONEY OK. I NEED MONEY FROM U PLS
THANKS
MARIAN. I STILL LOVE U

and:

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2005 09:21:31 -0800 (PST)
Subject: pls call me

my Dear Hugh G. Rection
my car is not good okay.i need money from you.if you know that you are coming to see me in Nigeria, pls send money to me so that i will take care of my car okay. and to pay my hospital bills. i need your picture. tell me when are you coming? call me with my number.+234-80-35767076. if you know that you love me send the money to me. you told me that you love me, but you can solve my problems why?

Guest

hugh

I dont know if you noticed but you are dealing with 2 scammers not just one. one is typing in all caps and another one typing normally and using complete sentences. Get em both!!!!! Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:43 pm

Dirty ol' Hugh replies to Marian...

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 17:37:40 -0500
Subject: Re: pls call me

Marian baby,
Listen here honeycakes, I tried to call you but all I heard was pops
and hisses on the phone. Don't phones work in your pathetic little
country?!
I'll try again later. Anyway, I will definitely send you some money,
but FIRST I need to see some sexy pictures of you! How about some
pictures of you in your underwears? You got any daughters? How about a
picture of them in their underwears, chasing a chicken or a small
goat? I'm a booty man, I want to see some booty before I send you some
money.
Love ya bootay!@!!
Hugh

To be continued...?!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:54 pm

I can't get rid of this mugu. I've called her a bumboclot. I've called her a slut. I've put a dreadful voodoo curse on her. Yet she STILL writes. I am starting to believe that she is REALLY in love with me, which isn't so unbelievable, because after all I am the best proctologist in the world and extremely handsome, to boot. She writes again.

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 04:25:55 -0800 (PST)
Subject: NO ONE BUT YOU

"Hugh G. Rection,
HOW ARE? PLS I NEED YOUR PIC OKAY.
IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU LOVE ME, PLS DO IT TO ME AND SEND THE MONEY TO ME OKAY.
I STILL LOVE U.
NO ONE BUT YOU.
HAVE A NICE DAY
MARIAN

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:04 pm

Dr Hugh replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 15:57:01 -0500
Subject: Re: NO ONE BUT YOU

Dearest love of my entire existence,

I must tell you that I love you and that I want to slowly lick your
breasts and your buttocks. I would even drink your diarrhea; that's
how much I love you. I would bathe in your vomit. I want to give you
bukkake. I am spunky for your love.
As I told you at least 20 times, I will send you money, my love. LOTS
of money, so we can be together and have vigorous anal sex. But I need
your picture first, so I can masturbate over it, until I finally get
to meet you in person and bathe you in an erotic Bukkake ritual of the
Church of Zetty Twine.
In the meantime, love, here's my picture.
Love ya bootay!~
Hugh

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Sigh.

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