Lagos Airport Greeting Committee **PHOTOS!**

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Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

Awesome work, guys! Too bad I just saw this thread...I would have contributed.

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 8:26 pm

Sounds like it was good fun. We should do this another time when we have accumulated lads.

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:48 pm

I hope your friend has capable protection during the stay in Nigeria, because, I believe, he will be having problems shaking the scammers after playing a game like this.
They will find him if they have enough reason to.

Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! · Master of Master Baiters Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 751

LOL ... yeah, Monica, he's pissing his pants as we speak!

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:37 am

I hate to slap them too hard or obvious, it appears that they might be up to another safari if I can assure them I'll be there this time. I can't believe they bought the Tiny Tim Memorial Concert as my excuse.

Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! · Master of Master Baiters Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 751

My modality will be to ignore the mugus for a week or two, then contact them as my attorney with good news ... Orafus died on the plane to Lagos, and left them a small fortune in her will! By the way, Tillie, maybe you could send them some footage of Tiny Tim and have them write liner notes for the Nigerian release of his last recordings ... there's good money in liner notes, you know!

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:35 pm

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maybe you could send them some footage of Tiny Tim and have them write liner notes for the Nigerian release of his last recordings ...

I like it. There is one who seems simple enough for me to change th script slightly and convince him I'm representing the label for "Pervertesta" The Record Label that will release the album.
I'd love to get some Tiny Tim memorials written in Lad Speak.

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:06 pm

Borstal Boy, and all you others who arranged attendees, great work!!!!

Interesting though how Lagos airport is laid out and the modality they observe for people greeting arrivals. Maybe we can use this as an excuse when we don't meet Lads at Lagos airport. Tell them something like

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Why weren't you there at the airport to meet me????? I came off the plane and through customs and immigration and there was nobody waiting to mmet me. There were a few people carrying signs off to one side in a dark corner, but I couldn't see them very well and when I tried to make my way around to them I got disoriented and couldn't find them. I felt so insulted that you never even made any attempt to meet me and left me as an abandonded stranger in your city that I booked onto the next flight out of Lagos.

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:12 pm

The best part is the people waiting there were only a fraction of the people that were wasting their time. All their accomplices with the trunk boxes of fake money, or people waiting to kidnap/rob and anyone else they use were all on standby too, waiting and waiting and waiting Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:07 pm

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when we don't meet Lads at Lagos airport. Tell them ... yada yada yada

running that on one of them now. It's amazing, I was afraid, these would all turn into final slaps/spankings, but it appears that I'll be able to salvage at least 3 of them and keep running them a wee bit longer.

Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! · Master of Master Baiters Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 751

Here's my excuse:

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From: Stin K. Anis
To: Barrister Morgan
Subject: Orafus Felcher

Dear Barrister Morgan:

Permit me to introduce myself. I am Stin K. Anis, attorney at law. My
client, Orafus Felcher, was killed last week in a horrible accident on
her way to Heathrow Airport in London, England. She was on her way to
South Africa to conduct some business. Her airline reservation records
indicate she was stopping over in Lagos, and her email records indicate
that she was engaged in some sort of business transaction with you. Mr.
Morgan, it is my regret to inform you that whatever business the two of
you were conducting is hereby terminated due to Mrs. Felcher's untimely
demise. The good news, however, is that Mrs. Felcher did provide a
small stipend for you in her will, which she had revised prior to her
departure from New York. I have instructions to forward $25,000 to you
upon submission of her probate documents to the New York State
Department of Probate. I await your response.

With regards,

Stin K. Anis
Attorney-at-Law

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:28 pm

Sadly my character didn't make it because she was apprehended at Heathrow for suspicion of laundering terrorist money. Sadly it appeared to be "a bridge too far" as far as my mugus were concerned. Oh well, plenty more where that came from. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:46 pm

I can't believe it... I'm due to arrive in tomorrow he's trying again:

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DEAR XXXXXXX,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL. WHEN YOU ARRIVE, I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU
AT THE ARRIVAL HALL. JUST COME OUTSIDE AND YOU WLL SEE ME
OUTSIDE WITH THE PLACARD BEARING THE SIGNAL YOU GAVE TO ME.

I WILL WAIT FOR YOU BY THE ENTRANCE OF THE HALL. YOU WONT FIND IT DIFFICULT
TO LOCATE ME. THERE IS A PLACE WHERE BRITISH AIRWAYS DISEMBARKS, I WILL BE THERE TO RECEIVE YOU.

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING UNTIL WE MEET TOMORROW.

YOURS AFFECTIONATELY,
DAVID.

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:09 pm

I found this googling the other day for some other baiting related stuff.

It's from someone's website with pictures of a trip to Lagos. (though it seemed old, so I'd like to be sure this statue is still there.) Supposedly this statue is at the airport. You could photoshop a person standing in front of it, waving or holding a sign with your end of the password or whatever.

EDIT This is the site I think http://www.motherlandnigeria.com/pictures.html

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:37 pm

got the pictures, if anyone knows if this statue is still there PLEASE let me know. I'd love to give this guy a run all over that area.

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:55 pm

I was also thinking we could get trophy pics from lads in front of various landmarks. Maybe we could make a contest out of it. Like some sort fo scavenger hunt. But I don't want to threadjack here. If people want to discuss, open another thread, I'll be happy to share.

Anyway back to the statue, there's got to be some way of verifying if that statue is still there, using the lads.

Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! · Master of Master Baiters Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 751

You have my permission to threadjack. Please, threadjack away! Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:53 am

Could your friend who's hopefully still there confirm if this statue is also still there as well?

Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! · Master of Master Baiters Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 751

Yes, I'll ask him if he can take a photo!

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:39 pm

Yes please... I need to know if I can use it to photoshop my character onto when they accuse me of not showing up. Now I've got an e-mail from Amanze:

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REVEIWED YOUR ITENERARY AND WILL PICK YOU UP. CALL ME AT OUR PREARNGED NUMBER.

I had totally forgotten I'd sent my schedule to him also.

Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! · Master of Master Baiters Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 751

Here's from my man in Lagos:

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It is not outside the airport in Lagos. It is also not in Warri. I
suppose it could be in Abuja but I haven't been there. I will take some
good shots of the airport in Lagos though and if I happen to see that
statue I will take a good pic. I can also take some good pics of other
areas of Nigeria (well in and around Lekki to Lagos at least).

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:38 am

When will the pictures be revealed?

Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! · Master of Master Baiters Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 751

Cravin - send me a photo of yourself in a milk bath with a goat and I'll send you the Lagos airport pics!

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:37 pm

I really can use those pictures. But a GOAT? Hmmmm, the milk bath I might consider but not gonna share it with any animals... unhhh uhhh Nope, that modality ain't gonna fly.

Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! · Master of Master Baiters Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 751

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