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I wonder if those men "Know their onions" in the biblical sense... Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:04 am

I was really hoping he sent the onions banner, but I don't think he did...
Crying or Very sad

Anyway I've sent him a couple emails with insults in igbo and links to 'she that shall not be spoken' and insinuated it was a pict of his mother giving birth to him. No response. Sad

So this was the latest to get him to write back.

Quote:

Not even a response? Boo!

Nice banner though. We hung it up in the bar and everyone laughs at it and your stupidity.

I've seen stupid, but you are right up there at the top of Dumbfuck Mountain.

You are the King of Stupid, Mayor of Idiotville.

We all were wondering if you had your brain removed and replaced with sand. Some said sand was smarter than you. I tend to agree.

I think you have a couple of goat penises for a brain.

Thanks for the laugh mugu!

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 7:32 am

Nice one. I can picture him crying his bitter, pennyless tears in a public place. Laughing

With a couple of other lads comforting him, and his oga standing in the back, his blood-pressure so high his nose is practically gushing... Very Happy

-M-

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:23 am

Aw, we're all going to miss him. Sad

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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 7:43 pm

Top stuff! I'd print out that last email from him and frame it on the wall!

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:19 am

Quote:

Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005
From: "[email protected]"

To: thebishop

Dear Pole or whatever you name is,

Oh... how I pity you living such a sinnful life. I also pity the mother that brought you into this world. I have important issues at hand to indulged myself into an unecessary topic with you. I have the money it is with me so there is nothing you or anyone can do about it. If you don't change your sinful life you will end up as waste in the society, you and your drunkard friends, it appears also you combined your activities with murder, I won't be surprised to know how many innocent women you have rapped and murder, still you branded yourself a

My friend take life easy, it is not all that glossy, you are lucky you are born and brought up in America otherwise you will be picking food from the dustbins had it been you are of the African stock.

Thanks all the same for everything.
Regards,
Johnson C.

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Murder? Where on earth did he get that?

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:29 am

Yeah I dunno. That part is in his dream world along with all the wealth he's apparently accumulated...

And "rapping" women? I'm going around like Jay-Z or something?

He got the drunkard friends part right tho Very Happy

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:32 am

Ooh, the Bishop Of Doom, I like that!

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And I suppose we should make sure to not send anything to his email address?

Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:10 am

McFlibbish wrote:

Quote:

If you don't change your sinful life you will end up as waste in the society, you and your drunkard friends, it appears also you combined your activities with murder, I won't be surprised to know how many innocent women you have rapped and murder, still you branded yourself a BISHOP, a bishop of doom.

Yikes! I may have had a few beers with McFlibbish, but I AM NO DRUNKARD! Razz

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:13 pm

McFlibbish wrote:

And "rapping" women? I'm going around like Jay-Z or something?

Are we going to get a rapping handjob service next?

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sgreenstreet wrote:

McFlibbish wrote:

Quote:

If you don't change your sinful life you will end up as waste in the society, you and your drunkard friends, it appears also you combined your activities with murder, I won't be surprised to know how many innocent women you have rapped and murder, still you branded yourself a BISHOP, a bishop of doom.

Yikes! I may have had a few beers with McFlibbish, but I AM NO DRUNKARD! Razz

Arthur Dent: What's wrong with being drunk?
Ford Prefect: Ask a glass of water.

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:25 pm

jez wrote:

Ooh, the Bishop Of Doom, I like that!

I think McF has a potential replacement for Psychedelic Monkey.

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:02 pm

He'll need a goth monkey avatar!

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:50 pm

Here you go. A couple of Bishops of Doom:

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:01 pm

http://www.thecattbox.com/monkey.htm has pics of the Goth Sock Monkey!

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Lord Vader wrote:

Did you refer him to www.westernunion.info.ms to retrieve his unique MTCN? Very Happy

MU6U dongle key? Laughing

Note to self - send lad to www.westernunion.info.ms . Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:10 pm

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil......

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:52 pm

McFlib, I am proud to be a drunken friend of yours and I think we need to meet at the OTB soon for a night of gambling, rapping and murder. I think when we go to the OTB, in honor of the eater, I will bet a 4,1,9 perfecta box in every race at Hawthorne.

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Reprob8 wrote:

McFlib, I am proud to be a drunken friend of yours and I think we need to meet at the OTB soon for a night of gambling, rapping and murder. I think when we go to the OTB, in honor of the eater, I will bet a 4,1,9 perfecta box in every race at Hawthorne.

I'm up for a night of gambling, rapping and murder!

Go to the Horseshoe, and at the Craps table, I'll make a place bet on 4, and on 9. To compensate for there being no way to roll a 1 on two dice, I'll bet on the number 1 on roulette.

Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:27 pm

Hey, I've been drinking with McF as well so I'm also part of that merry group of drunkard friends! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:15 pm

Master Shake wrote:

Reprob8 wrote:

McFlib, I am proud to be a drunken friend of yours and I think we need to meet at the OTB soon for a night of gambling, rapping and murder. I think when we go to the OTB, in honor of the eater, I will bet a 4,1,9 perfecta box in every race at Hawthorne.

I'm up for a night of gambling, rapping and murder!

Go to the Horseshoe, and at the Craps table, I'll make a place bet on 4, and on 9. To compensate for there being no way to roll a 1 on two dice, I'll bet on the number 1 on roulette.

Laughing

I'm such a trouble maker. I hate rap. I prefer blackjack and I am relatively inexeperienced at murder.

BTW, when it comes to incest I like to keep in the family.

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:03 pm

well the answer to that is: "That's the problem with marriage. After you get married you're having sex with a family member."