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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Sat Feb 19, 2005 7:13 pm |
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Awesome work, guys! Too bad I just saw this thread...I would have contributed. |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Sat Feb 19, 2005 8:26 pm |
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Sounds like it was good fun. We should do this another time when we have accumulated lads. |
_________________ Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. - Anything said in Latin sounds profound
The following statement is true
The above statement is false |
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Monica
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Feb 2005
Posts: 2
Location: Amsterdam, Paris
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Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:48 pm |
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I hope your friend has capable protection during the stay in Nigeria, because, I believe, he will be having problems shaking the scammers after playing a game like this.
They will find him if they have enough reason to. |
_________________ Allways remember NO VICTIM EVER ASKED TO RECEIVE A 419 PROPOSAL ,the scammers were greedy before the victim. |
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Sat Feb 19, 2005 10:17 pm |
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LOL ... yeah, Monica, he's pissing his pants as we speak! |
_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
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Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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sillietillie
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Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Posts: 419
Location: Up her own ass
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Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:37 am |
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I hate to slap them too hard or obvious, it appears that they might be up to another safari if I can assure them I'll be there this time. I can't believe they bought the Tiny Tim Memorial Concert as my excuse. |
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:55 am |
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My modality will be to ignore the mugus for a week or two, then contact them as my attorney with good news ... Orafus died on the plane to Lagos, and left them a small fortune in her will! By the way, Tillie, maybe you could send them some footage of Tiny Tim and have them write liner notes for the Nigerian release of his last recordings ... there's good money in liner notes, you know! |
_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
______________________________________
Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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sillietillie
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Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Posts: 419
Location: Up her own ass
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Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:35 pm |
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maybe you could send them some footage of Tiny Tim and have them write liner notes for the Nigerian release of his last recordings ... |
I like it. There is one who seems simple enough for me to change th script slightly and convince him I'm representing the label for "Pervertesta" The Record Label that will release the album.
I'd love to get some Tiny Tim memorials written in Lad Speak. |
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:06 pm |
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Borstal Boy, and all you others who arranged attendees, great work!!!!
Interesting though how Lagos airport is laid out and the modality they observe for people greeting arrivals. Maybe we can use this as an excuse when we don't meet Lads at Lagos airport. Tell them something like
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Why weren't you there at the airport to meet me????? I came off the plane and through customs and immigration and there was nobody waiting to mmet me. There were a few people carrying signs off to one side in a dark corner, but I couldn't see them very well and when I tried to make my way around to them I got disoriented and couldn't find them. I felt so insulted that you never even made any attempt to meet me and left me as an abandonded stranger in your city that I booked onto the next flight out of Lagos. |
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_________________ �This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:12 pm |
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The best part is the people waiting there were only a fraction of the people that were wasting their time. All their accomplices with the trunk boxes of fake money, or people waiting to kidnap/rob and anyone else they use were all on standby too, waiting and waiting and waiting |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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sillietillie
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Joined: 15 Aug 2004
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Location: Up her own ass
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Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:07 pm |
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when we don't meet Lads at Lagos airport. Tell them ... yada yada yada |
running that on one of them now. It's amazing, I was afraid, these would all turn into final slaps/spankings, but it appears that I'll be able to salvage at least 3 of them and keep running them a wee bit longer. |
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:46 pm |
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Here's my excuse:
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From: Stin K. Anis
To: Barrister Morgan
Subject: Orafus Felcher
Dear Barrister Morgan:
Permit me to introduce myself. I am Stin K. Anis, attorney at law. My
client, Orafus Felcher, was killed last week in a horrible accident on
her way to Heathrow Airport in London, England. She was on her way to
South Africa to conduct some business. Her airline reservation records
indicate she was stopping over in Lagos, and her email records indicate
that she was engaged in some sort of business transaction with you. Mr.
Morgan, it is my regret to inform you that whatever business the two of
you were conducting is hereby terminated due to Mrs. Felcher's untimely
demise. The good news, however, is that Mrs. Felcher did provide a
small stipend for you in her will, which she had revised prior to her
departure from New York. I have instructions to forward $25,000 to you
upon submission of her probate documents to the New York State
Department of Probate. I await your response.
With regards,
Stin K. Anis
Attorney-at-Law |
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_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
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Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:28 pm |
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Sadly my character didn't make it because she was apprehended at Heathrow for suspicion of laundering terrorist money. Sadly it appeared to be "a bridge too far" as far as my mugus were concerned. Oh well, plenty more where that came from. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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sillietillie
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Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Posts: 419
Location: Up her own ass
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Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:46 pm |
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I can't believe it... I'm due to arrive in tomorrow he's trying again:
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DEAR XXXXXXX,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL. WHEN YOU ARRIVE, I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU
AT THE ARRIVAL HALL. JUST COME OUTSIDE AND YOU WLL SEE ME
OUTSIDE WITH THE PLACARD BEARING THE SIGNAL YOU GAVE TO ME.
I WILL WAIT FOR YOU BY THE ENTRANCE OF THE HALL. YOU WONT FIND IT DIFFICULT
TO LOCATE ME. THERE IS A PLACE WHERE BRITISH AIRWAYS DISEMBARKS, I WILL BE THERE TO RECEIVE YOU.
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING UNTIL WE MEET TOMORROW.
YOURS AFFECTIONATELY,
DAVID. |
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Dont_B_A_BaiterHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 May 2004
Posts: 1195
Location: IniTech Corp. HQ
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Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:09 pm |
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I found this googling the other day for some other baiting related stuff.
It's from someone's website with pictures of a trip to Lagos. (though it seemed old, so I'd like to be sure this statue is still there.) Supposedly this statue is at the airport. You could photoshop a person standing in front of it, waving or holding a sign with your end of the password or whatever.
EDIT This is the site I think http://www.motherlandnigeria.com/pictures.html |
_________________ Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking... Just a moment. |
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sillietillie
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Location: Up her own ass
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Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:37 pm |
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got the pictures, if anyone knows if this statue is still there PLEASE let me know. I'd love to give this guy a run all over that area. |
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Dont_B_A_BaiterHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 May 2004
Posts: 1195
Location: IniTech Corp. HQ
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Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:55 pm |
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I was also thinking we could get trophy pics from lads in front of various landmarks. Maybe we could make a contest out of it. Like some sort fo scavenger hunt. But I don't want to threadjack here. If people want to discuss, open another thread, I'll be happy to share.
Anyway back to the statue, there's got to be some way of verifying if that statue is still there, using the lads. |
_________________ Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking... Just a moment. |
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:42 am |
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You have my permission to threadjack. Please, threadjack away! |
_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
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Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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Dont_B_A_BaiterHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 May 2004
Posts: 1195
Location: IniTech Corp. HQ
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Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:53 am |
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Could your friend who's hopefully still there confirm if this statue is also still there as well? |
_________________ Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking... Just a moment. |
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:01 am |
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Yes, I'll ask him if he can take a photo! |
_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
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Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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sillietillie
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Location: Up her own ass
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Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:39 pm |
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Yes please... I need to know if I can use it to photoshop my character onto when they accuse me of not showing up. Now I've got an e-mail from Amanze:
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REVEIWED YOUR ITENERARY AND WILL PICK YOU UP. CALL ME AT OUR PREARNGED NUMBER. |
I had totally forgotten I'd sent my schedule to him also. |
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:50 am |
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Here's from my man in Lagos:
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It is not outside the airport in Lagos. It is also not in Warri. I
suppose it could be in Abuja but I haven't been there. I will take some
good shots of the airport in Lagos though and if I happen to see that
statue I will take a good pic. I can also take some good pics of other
areas of Nigeria (well in and around Lekki to Lagos at least). |
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_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
______________________________________
Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:38 am |
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When will the pictures be revealed? |
_________________ Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. - Anything said in Latin sounds profound
The following statement is true
The above statement is false |
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Sun Feb 27, 2005 5:36 am |
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Cravin - send me a photo of yourself in a milk bath with a goat and I'll send you the Lagos airport pics! |
_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
______________________________________
Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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sillietillie
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Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Posts: 419
Location: Up her own ass
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Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:37 pm |
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I really can use those pictures. But a GOAT? Hmmmm, the milk bath I might consider but not gonna share it with any animals... unhhh uhhh Nope, that modality ain't gonna fly. |
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Posted:
Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:13 pm |
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More from our man in Lagos:
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I got some good shots today all over Lagos, including in front of hotels so
you can show where "you" stayed.
Coupled with the shots I and others took last trip, you all should be able
to present some very convincing stories about your trips. |
Maybe someone can come up with a modality, say a repository for these pics so that 419ers can freely access them. |
_________________ x17
Dear mother,
Please remove the hand of a monkey inside your pot before it becomes a human hand.
______________________________________
Read Ana L. Felcher v. Mary Benson here! |
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