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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:13 pm

Ok, this bait is still active, but I will post what has happened so far.
Any comments and/or suggestions about what to do next will be greatly rewarded.

Starring:

Garry Smith as The Mugu

Me as Heinz Hitler

Also me as Franz Goering

Quote:

Mr Garry Smith,
Head, Corporate Finance
ECO Bank Plc,
Victoria Island,
Lagos.

Dear Sir,

Good day to you, my name is Mr Garry Smith, Head of Private Banking
EcoBank, Lagos. We had a foreign client, an American national and a
businessman named Howard George who deposited a huge sum of money with our

bank.
Eventually, George died in an Ethiopian airline plane crash with other
passengers on board sometime in 1999, but since then we have not had anybody

coming for the claims as the Next-of-kin. A situation I have carefully
monitored closely with my position in the bank.
Having monitored this deposit and managed it over the years before his
death, and hence nobody has shown up as the Next-of-kin in the past years,
I
removed the file to my private vault. I now solicit your personal assistance

to be presented as the true and only Next-of-kin to Howard George.
All other arrangements have been concluded by me to secure internal
documentations and perfections, I am only waiting for a foreigner to enable
me
move the funds to his account. This does not entail any risks, as every
thing
will be in place legally without any breach of local or international
financial laws. Your commission is negotiable before we commence the
relocation exercise.
I look forward to hearing from you while replying on your utmost sincerity
and strict confidence. Please forward for your kindly response to my personal

email;[email protected]

Warm regards.

Mr Garry Smith,

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Dear Mr. Smith,

I am the leader of a great organisation that is based in the UK. Our annual income is usually around �8.000.000 (eight million) pounds. So, as you may understand, money will not be a problem during this transaction.
I am very interested in your business proposal. Could you be so kind to send me some more information?

Looking forward to your reply

Heinz Hitler
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

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Hello
thanks I got you mail, like I seid my Full name Garry Smith the Head of
Private Banking EcoBank, in Lagos.I need your assistance to be able to claim
the said fund as every effort to get the original depositor was abortive.So
if you agree i will transfer the right and privilege of the formal depositor
to you,this will be made posibble with the document which I have in my custody.
but all legalise and other document I will ster wokring on them.. the amount
is $15million.Thanks God bless you
I await your reply

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Hello Heinz Hitler

The name of depositor is Howard George.so i need your assistance to be able to
claim the said fund,i believe with the sahring partern.
Thanks
Garry Smith.

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Dear Garry,

Thank you for your fast reply.
As I have many other businesses to take care of, I want this to go as fast as possible.
Please tell me what you need from me. Keep in mind that money is not a problem.

With kind regards,

Heinz Hitler
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

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Hello Heinz Hitler,

Good Day how are you doing? well not that i realy need anything from you
Mr. Heinz Hitler, all I need from you, you have to send me your bank
information and were we can transfer the fund to you. and be for we transfer
this fund we still have some documents will have to work out and send to you,
and this are the documents in which you will ues for the claims as the Next-
of-kin over there. So you have to send your information your Full Names,
Telephone number, Fax number, and your location address. So that I can start
working on the documents right way, Please the information I need from you Mr.
Heinz Hitler,is the bank information were the fund will be transfer to.as soon
as you send this informations I will send you a from inmmediately in which you
are going to fill out and send to the banks first,befor the documents for the
claims will be redy. Mean why Mr. Heinz Hitler, I will need a little
assistants from you, inmmediately when you send me the information. I will
tell you what I need from you.Thanks God Bless you .I look forward to hear
from you while replying.

Garry Smith.

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Hello Heinz Hitler,

Please I want you to fill this from I scned and keep it with you, when I send
you the other documents you will send them to the bank,the bank you are uesing
for the claiming over there.so please for me to do this transation fast please
I will need a little assistant from you Mr.Heinz Hitler the little I have with
I have been spending it on this transatioin, if you can assist me with any
little Amount befor this week runs out you will gat all the document to claim
the fund monday that is next week so please to make evry thing go as fast
as possible.as you want, if you can assit me with ($10,000.US) only but I have
just ($3, 000.US) lift with me, so if I can assist me with this Mr.Heinz
Hitler, I will finsh up this week and send you the documeants immediately.
Thanks very much.

With kind regards,

Garry Smith.

He attaches a crappy fake form that I am supposed to fill out.

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Hello Mr. Smith

I hope this e-mail meets you in good health.
Here are the information you requested.

Full name: Heinz Hitler

Telephone number: (760) 723-8996

Fax: Unfortunately my fax has broken down, I can't use it.

Address:
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers
58 General Scheisse Street
Nothingham
London, SU23 4FU
United Kingdom

Bank information:
My bank account is number 294547 under the name of Mr. Heinz Hitler. The branch address is:

Plunder & Flee Inc.
75 Bob's Avenue
Nothingham
London SU23

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Kind regards,

Heinz Hitler
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

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Dear Garry,

Ofcourse I can help you with such a small amount of money ($10.000US). We have some special condisions for this kind of money-transfering, which I can't remember as I'm writing this. I will have to talk to the Head of Economics in my organisation about that. He is the one who handles all the money, so he will have to tell me how we will transfer the money to you. I'm sure we will be able to transfer the money within one week, as long as everything goes as planned.

With my best regards,

Heinz Hitler
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

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Hello Heinz Hitler,

Thanks I got your mails so nice, please Mr. Heinz Hitler did you revised the
from I sent to you? But I have seen the information I requested from you.
Thanks. So here is another from below, it was just because of this from I
requested your information, you are going to fill this from too and submit
both
of them to the bank. So after that I will I wait for you Mr. Heinz Hitler, to
have a special discussion with the Head of Economics in your organization. Of
course you have to discuss with him, but if you can assist me just like you
said, I will send the deposit slips to you tomorrow morning. So please before
nest week I will transfer the fund to you immediately, if you can render an
assistant by transferring, ($10, 000 US) to head up to the one I have left
with
me Amount ($3,000 US) just like you said Mr. Heinz Hitler. You are sure that
you will be able to transfer the money within one week; well I will wait for
Mr. Heinz Hitler. Because if this money is not been pied to Eco bank the
claiming document will not be relished from the them, that is the foreign
Cheque in which you will use for the claiming nest week.
So Mr. Heinz Hitler. Please find below the text of application which you are
required to fill in the blank spaces this is also one of the from that will
enable them to verify and then approve the fund in your favor as the Next of
Kin to late Howard George, so that
The fund can be paid out into your account immediately.

Mr. Heinz Hitler. I want you to understand that after your discussion with the
Head of Economics in your organization, and the $10, 000 US have been
transfer,
I will
Acquisition of the legal documents that will back up this claim and then
Empower the Bank to effect transfer of fund into the your account that you
will
Nominate for this purpose.

Please you need to fill this application with the from I sent you, you are
going to send the application with the from with the claming document
immediately. I will send the claiming document with the deposit slips nest
week
if will were unable to finish up as the planned goes. As soon as you fill that
send me mail today.

Regards as I expect your response.

Your Friend/Partner,

Mr. Garry Smith.

THE TEXT OF APPLICATION TO THE BANK:

PLUNDER AND FLEE INC
75 Bob's Avenue
Nothingham
London SU23

DEAR SIR,
RE: ACCOUNT OF ALLEN MACK MEANS (DECEASED).
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 294547

INSTRUCTION FOR REPATRIATION OF FUNDS: Howard George,

I AM ................................................................., THE
NEXT OF KIN TO ONE OF YOUR DECEASED CLIENT, MR. HOWARD GEORGE, OWNER AND
OPERATOR OF THE BANK ACCOUNT WITH DETAILS AS ABOVE. I APPLY FOR THE
REPATRIATION OF MY LATE UNCLE'S FUNDS CONTAINED IN HIS SAID BANK ACCOUNT.
BASED
ON THE PRELIMINARY LEGAL PROCESSES THAT HAVE AWARDED MY UNCLE'S FUND TO ME, I
HUMBLY WISH TO INSTRUCT YOU TO TRANSFER THE TOTAL SUM OF
US$20,500,000 (TWENTY MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS
ONLY)
OF HIS CREDIT OVER TO ME.

FURTHER INSTRUCTION FOR THE REMITTANCE OF THE BALANCE AMOUNT (if any) IN THE I
SHALL ISSUE SAID BANK ACCOUNT SUBSEQUENTLY. PLEASE TREAT AS VERY URGENT, AND
DO
NOT HESITATE TO GET BACK TO ME WITH YOUR REQUIREMENTS FOR GRANTING THIS
APPLICATION, AND EXECUTION OF THE ATTENDANT REMITTANCE INSTRUCTION.

MY CONTACTS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

HOME
ADDRESS:.....................................................................

TELPHONE
NUMBER:...............................................................

FAX
NUMBER.........................................................................
.

EMAIL
ADDRESS......................................................................

OFFICE
ADDRESS:...................................................................

THANKING YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

YOUR NAME.

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Hello Garry,

I have spoken to the Head of Economics and there are a few things that you will have to do before I can transfer the money ($10.000US) to you.
What I need from you is proof that you are for real, that you are not trying to fool me. Therefore I will need a picture of you to make sure that you are serious. This is the only thing I need before I can transfer the requested funds to you.
A passport will not be accepted as these are easy to forge. I will need a new picture of you, you will have to hold up a sign with a password phrase written on it. This is so that I know it is you.
The password I want you to write is this: I STRANGLE SHEEP
I hope you understand why I need you to do this. I simply can't get the money if you don't show proof of identity in the way I have discribed above.
I assure you that as soon as I receive the picture I will send the money you requier to end this transaction.
Looking forward to your reply.

Best regards,

Heinz Hitler
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

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Hello Heinz Hitler,
Hello how are you today I hope all is well with? If so thanks be to God
Almighty. Well I so much appreciate your mail and I think that is the best way
Mr. Heinz Hitler, I accept your request Mr. Heinz Hitler, I am going to send
you my picture immediately with the sing you required you sent to Mr. Heinz
Hitler, like you said elided Mr. Heinz Hitler, you want to understand or I
should proof myself if I am real? Mr. Heinz Hitler, Please I want you to
understand I am Mr. Garry Smith, I do not have any bad intention in this
transaction my sending you this mail Mr. Heinz Hitler, Is because of the trust
and all what I want you to understand is that I am 100% real if I tell you a
lie let me not see my moon day light or if I make you a fool let the God punish
me for it so please Mr. Heinz Hitler, I am very ready to make you and your Head
of Economics happy in the rest of your life with this transaction. I assure you
Mr. Heinz Hitler that as soon will finish this transaction. You are going to
see the best of me I am a good christen, I want you to understand that any
thing I put my hands on Mr. Heinz Hitler, I always pray to God first, so if I
treaty you like a fool God will not be happy with me Mr. Heinz Hitler, and my
business will be down. Mr. Heinz Hitler, I want you to understand that I have
proof myself to you I am 100% real I can never treaty bed, Mr. Heinz Hitler, I
can never do that to you and you know if I tried such a thing God him self will
no be happy with me so I am so very serious about this transaction. And promise
you that I ma going to send you my picture immediately with your sing on my
hand ones again Mr. Heinz Hitler, like I said I still want you to real have
that trust I have for you for me too Mr. Heinz Hitler, and also make you to
understand that I do not have any bad intention in this transaction have that
trust I will make you happy at last (Amen) thanks I will be send you my picture
immediately thanks once again for you coursing Mr. Heinz Hitler, God Bless you.

Your friend

Mr. Garry Smith

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Hello Mr.heinzh

How are you doing? This are my pictures you required with your password sing
with me(I STRANGLE SHEEP) Here Mr.heinzh you can fine out if I am real or not
thanks.Mr.heinzh, Please before you transfer the money please send me an email
I will give you the bank information were you are going to transfer the money
to. So immediately I revised your mail I will send you the deposit lips on
Monday morning, if can make the payment to the bank next week I will send you
the claiming documents immediately So please I will be waiting for your
positive responds thanks

Yours friend

Mr. Garry Smith.

Images attached:
http://home.no/aaargh/mugu%20trophies/GarrySmith1.jpg
http://home.no/aaargh/mugu%20trophies/GarrySmith2.jpg

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Hello Garry,

I'm sorry for my somewhat late reply. I have been away, visiting my relatives. They live in the mountains, the weather was great, it was sunny and lots of snow. How is the weather where you live?
As for the pictures, I have forwarded them to the Head of Economics, he will determin if they are real. No worries though, I am 100% sure he will accept them and we can then get on with our business.
I have one question, though, why do you wear a different shirt and tie on the second picture?
Looking forward to your reply.

With kind regards,

Heinz Hitler
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

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Hello Heinz Hitler,

How are you doing? I got your reply so sweet and nice to here from, well about
the different shirt and tie on the second picture? Mr. Heinz Hitler I did that
just to make sure that evry thing you want from me is real, that was
why I ues a different shirt and a different tie with the sing you gave to me
to proof myself that I am real in my second pictures, and also for you to
understand that I am so very serious abut this business with you, if you ask
of any thing form me I will be bold to send it to you Immidiately because I am
always going with real true in my business thanks.
So Mr. Heinz Hitler that was why I wear a different shirt and tie so I hope
there is know problem if any thanks be to God .
Please I will be send you the deposit slips tumorrow that is monday, after the
payment Mr. Heinz Hitler to bank I will send you the claimng documents
which you will ues to claer the fund Immidiately thanks so much Mr. Heinz
Hitler I am looking forward to here from you .

many regards,

Garry Smith.

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Mr. Heinz Hitler

Hello Thank you for keeping me abreast of the situation. I have not heard from
them yet. Mr. Heinz Hitler is any thing the matter Mr. Heinz Hitler? Well
thank you for keeping intouch with me I want you to go ahead and with with me,
beacuse I want to understnd (ARE WE PROGRESSING WITH THE FUNDS PAYMENT MR.
HEINZ HITLER)? Please I AM EXPECTING YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE MR. HEINZ HITLER.
YOURS,
GARRY SMITH.

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Hello Garry

I have shown the pictures to the Head of Economics (his name is Franz Goering by the way), and they have been accepted! You will soon receive the money. But there is one thing that Franz forgot to mention to me the last time. You need to fill out a form. The form in question is attached to this e-mail. The purpose for the form is that we don't want to be held responsible if the money should be used on something illegal. Ofcourse I don't think that you would use it on illegal business, but the form is something that everyone has to fill out. Please excuse me for not mentioning this earlier.
Please print out the form, fill it out with a pen, scan the completed form and send it to me.

I was realy angry at Franz for not mentioning this earlier, but he forgot (the idiot). Anyway, he has assured me that this is the last formality that you have to go through before we can send the money.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Kind regards,

Heinz Hitler
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

I attach a form that you will get to see when it is filled out

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Hello Mr. Heinz Hitler,

How are you doing? Well I got the attachment you sent to me I have just fill
it out please find it below Mr. Heinz Hitler. Please Mr. Heinz Hitler, before
you transfer I will send you the bank address were you we be transferring the
money to, thanks for your corporation Mr. Heinz Hitler, God bless you richly.

Your Friend

Garry Smith

Garry attaches the filled out forms. Too bad that some of the questions aren't viewable. I will later get him to fill it out again.

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Dear Garry,

The form has been received. I have forwarded it to Mr. Franz Goering for validation.
Franz has alot of work to do today, since we have many forms that needs to be validated, but we hope to have yours finished by the end of the day. If Franz doesn't finish by today, I will smack him hard, and you will get confirmation tomorrow.
Mr. Garry Smith, thank you for being so patient. I assure you that you will have the money by tomorrow and then we can get on with business.

Kindest regards,

Heinz Hitler
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

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Dear Mr. Heinz Hitler,

I got your mail, thanks so very much Mr. Heinz Hitler, I will send the
claming document to you immediately, after you have transfar the money to the
bank tumorrow , I we send the fund to your account immediately, Mr. Heinz
Hitler, and when you pik it up send me an email. Please if you are transfaring
the money tumorrow , Mr. Heinz Hitler, here is the bank address you are
tranfaring the money to thanks :please the my email address is bluked send
all the replys to this box tumorrow thanks my email is bluked the [email protected]
please send all the reply to this new box thanks
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFAR

OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL
(NIGERIA LIMITED)
VICTORIA GARDEN CITY
KM22, LEKKI EXPRESSWAY
TOTAL SERVICE STATION LEKKI
LAGOS NIGERIA.

After that you send me the: PASSWORD,WHICH IS THE CONTROL NUMBER.
thanks God bless you and he will always do.

Your Friend,

turlly Garry Smith.

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Hello Heinzh,

How are you today? Well I am in the bank now waiting to revised your transfer Mr. Heinzh Mean why I am also transferring your claming documents immediately which is the check thanks for your understanding

Your Friend

Garry Smith.

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Hello Garry,

Your form has been rejected. It seems that some of the questions on page 2 of the form is not viewable. You are required to send the form again, and this time make sure that all the questions can be seen. I'm sorry to disapoint you, but that's how things work. Just make sure that all of the questions on the form is viewable, and we will soon be transfering the money. I will personally see to it that mr. Frank Goering validates your form as soon as we receive it.

Best regards,

Heinz Hitler
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

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Hello Mr.Heinz Hitler

thanks Mr.Heinz Hitler I got your mail but I have been in the bank wait not knowing that my forms were rejected.please I am sorry for that mesake Mr.Heinz Hitler.
I will fill out the forms now and send them back to you please I am filling the form with my P C
I will not print them out please, beacuse that was why the other forms were rejected just beacuse I juort with the pen .so Mr.Heinz Hitler please comfam the next forms I will send to you please Mr.Heinz Hitler thanks God bless you .

Yours friend

Garry Smith.

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Hello Mr.Heinz Hitler

How are you doing Mr.Heinz Hitler? please fine the forms below, I am waiting for a good positve reply from you please thanks for your understanding Mr.Heinz Hitler.

Yours friend,

Garry Smith

Garry, you know I can't accept those forms, you have used your computer to fill it out, dumbass.

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Hello Mr. Heinz Hitler,
please fine the last form below please that is the form with my sinnatuer.

That doesn't help much. You need to fill the whole form out with a pen.

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Hello Mr. Heinz Hitler

How are you doing Mr. Heinz Hitler, I refill the forms yesterday, did you revised them please? And you have confirmed that the forms are ok now; please if you have confirmed the validation of the forms, please send me an email immediately, because I want to send this fund to today, Mr. Heinz Hitler if you Mr.. Frank is interested in this business, I want him to tell me please I want to send this fund out of the bank today ok I am not playing because I have a lot of business ahead to do please Mr. Heinz Hitler I want a positive reply from you immediately, you revised my email please this is now getting too late Mr. Heinz Hitler, and for your information you check is ready after the payment I am sending it to you immediately, and I tried to call your number yesterday it ring to voicemail so please I am waiting to here from you as soon as you revised email to thanks for your understanding

Yours Friend,

Garry Smith.

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Dear mr. Garry Smith

It is with great sorrow that I send you this message. The reason that mr. Hitler has not replied to you is that he is no longer among the living. Yesterday (2. February) our great leader was killed by a bomb that was placed in his office by unknown terrorists (I know nothing, and I will deny everything). Everyone in the Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers is shocked by this event.

I believe you were doing some business with mr. Hitler. I know this because I am the one that received your pictures and form. Mr. Hitler will not be able to continue this business with you, as you might understand. I, however, will take over everything that mr. Hitler had, that means that I will take over this business. So, from now on you can send your e-mails to me.

I belive you were asked to fill in the form again because of some questions that could not be seen on the images. Please send it again to this e-mail, make sure that everything is written with a pen. Simply putting the answers in to the document on the computer will not be accepted as we must see that it is you who has filled out the form.

Everyone here at the Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers are in deep sorrow over the loss of our great leader. We will therefore do no business for three days. You can still send e-mails, but don't expect them to be answered until three days from now on. After that I will answer you as quickly as possible.

With my best regards in these hard times,

Franz Goering
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

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HELLO MR FRANK

MR FRANK WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GOOD FRIEND MR.HITLER?
I WANT TO KNOW AND I WANT TO UNDESTAND WHAT YOU ARE
SAYING ABOUT MR.HITLER DIETH THAT SEND ME AN EMAIL
YESTERDAY MR.FRANK SO YOU WERE THE ONE THAT RESIVED
MY PICTUERS WITH THE FORMS SO NOW YOU ARE NOW TELLING
ME THAT MR.HITLER IS NO LONGER AMONG THE LIVING RIGHT?
SORRY DID MR.HITLER TOLD YOU ABOUT THE $10,000 USA DULLERS?
YES I THINK HE DID BEFOR HE GAVE UP YESTERDAY. ABOUT THE
FORMS I HAVE REFILLED THE FORMS AND I SEND THE FORMS BACK
TO YOU YESTERADAY JUST BECAUSE YOU SIAD THAT YOU WERE ONABLE TO SEE ON THE IMAGES BUT NOW YOU ARE ASKING ME TO REFILL THE FORM AGAIN BY PRINTING THEM OUT AND I HAVE TO FILL THEM WITH A PEN, SO MR. FRANK I WANT TO TALKE WITH YOU ON TELEPHONE NOW BEFOR I KNOW WHAT TO DO. THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND AGAIN I AM VERY SORRY FOR THE DEITH OF MY GOOD MR.HITLER MAY THE ALLMIGHTY GOD GIVE HIM A SWEET R IN P I MISS HIM SO MUCH THANKS I WANT TO CALL YOU ON PHONE SEND ME YOUR VALIDE TELEPHONE THANKS MR. FRANK.
MR.GARRY SMITH.

I know, he calls me Frank, but since usually don't read most of his crap I don't notice it until he starts calling me Franz again.

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Hello Franz Goering howare you please I am relly sorry fir the daith of my good friend I am not happy at all I am also weke please if you want to continue with this business with me I am waiting for us to carry on and end evry thing on time beacuse mr Hilter told me that you were the head of economics organization in Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers so I am waiting for your positive reply with your telephone thans.

Garry Smith.

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Hello Franz Goering

How are you doing? Well I will send the forms to you tomorrow please I am so sorry about the departure of Mr.Hitlers so please I want me and you to rand up with this transaction on Monday thanks for your understanding

Yours Friend

Mr. Garry Smith.

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Dear Garry,

How are you?
I have been working on mr. Hitlers funeral all day. Normally his family would have done this, but they were sadly gunned down on the street this morning. Therefore I need to take care of their funeral too. That is alot of work, I can tell you.

Even with the great amount of things that I need to do, I have managed to take five minutes to send you this e-mail. You asked me for my phone number. Please feel free to call me at any time, if I am not able to answer then leave a message and I will call you back when I get the time.

My phone number is: 206-203-3139

I am very sorry for this delay, but I hope you understand that the funeral of mr. Hitler and his family is of top priority right now.

Hope you are well,

Franz Goering
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

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Hello Franz Goering

How are you? I will give you a call tumorrow and also
fill the forms ok I am so sorry for mr. Hitlers deith
it pins me so much too so he is late hoo so sorry
please, well I am looking forword to here from you
thanks From

Mr Garry Smith.

He calls me many times after this, but I am too lazy to host the recordings. There's nothing special about them anyway, just the regular bullshit.

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Hello Garry,

I am still waiting for the forms. Also the messages from you on my answering machine is a bit difficult to hear. Please remember to talk loud and clear, or I will not understand it. My hearing has been getting worse ever since the bomb that killed mr. Hitler exploded. I am afriad that soon I will not be able to use a telephone, so please call me as soon as possible so that I can speak to you before I completely lose my hearing. If I'm not in when you call, please leave a message, it would be nice to hear from you before my hearing is lost.

Please reply as soon as possible as I'm eager to get done with this business.

Kindest regards,

Franz Goering
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

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Hello Mr. Franz,

How are you? Mr. Franz please I have been trying your telephone number but it
ring’s to voicemail, please this are the forms I have refilled the forms for
good 4th times now Mr. Franz be for Hitler’s death this transaction should have
been ended I mean since last week, now I want you to validate this forms
because you have takening over this business form Hitler’s because of his
depicture so I want you to understand that I have a lot of business to do if
you want this fund to be transferred to you immediately this week Mr. Franz
like I told Mr. Hitler’s be for his death, he to me that after I filled this
forms the $10 USA Duller will be transfer to me for the payment of the claiming
documents immediately he revised the forms, and you have validated them. So now
Mr. Franz you are now in charger of this transitions and your check have been
approved by the bank waiting to revised the payment be sending the check to
immediately this money have been paid to them.

So Mr. Franz I will been waiting for your unguent reply today I want a
positive reply from you please ok fined the forms below every thing writing on
the form it Mr. Franz is clear thanks for your understanding.
Yours Friend,
Garry Smith.

Mr. Franz
The other I am no longer using the other box I want to use this box to finish
this transactions with just because the box a filled up with Hitler’s email
address so please send all your reply to the box today ([email protected])
thanks .God bless

He actually sends this to my hitler address, but I will ignore that as he is supposed to be dead.

The forms:
http://home.no/aaargh/mugu%20trophies/GarrySmithForm1.JPG
http://home.no/aaargh/mugu%20trophies/GarrySmithForm2.JPG
http://home.no/aaargh/mugu%20trophies/GarrySmithForm3.JPG

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Hi Garry,

How are you doing?
I have received the forms and I will accept them. Now we can get back to the transaction.
How would you like me to send the money?

Kindest regards,

Franz Goering
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

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Hello Garry,

I am sorry I have not been able to speak with you over the phone. Unfortunately I will never be able to do so in the future either. When I woke up this morning I noticed that I couldn't hear anything, my hearing is completely gone. Therefore, we will have to continue the transaction via e-mail.
Please reply to me ASAP and tell me what we shall do next.

Kindest regards,

Franz Goering
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

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Hi Franz Goering,

How are you doing? I received your mail yesterday, Mr. Franz how far
have you gone with Mr. Hitler’s death? Please ones again I am very sorry for
his departure it pain’s me so much Mr. Franz am very sorry.

Mr. Franz, About the transaction, like you said before that how
are you going to send me the money tomorrow, you remember I gave Mr. Hitler’s
the bank address were the money will be transfer to . Mean why because of is
death you condo’s find it Mr. Franz this is the bank address were you will send
the money to tomorrow,Mr. Franz remember that this bank that will relied your
claming documents tomorrow immediately the payment have med to them Mr. Franz,
which is your check .

THIS IS THE BANK ADDRESS

(WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFAR)

OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL
NIGERIA LIMIDTED.
(V.G.C)
VICTORIA GARDEN CITY,
K.M 22, LEKKI EXPRESSDWAY
TOTAL SERVICE STATION
LEKKI LAGOS.

Mr. Franz, Immediately you send the money tomorrow send me an email
immediately, and remember to put in the control key I mean the password number
for clearing the money tomorrow, with the name of the mangering director of the
bank were you claming documents are, He is the one to send you the claming
document immediately your payment have been med to the bank tomorrow Mr. Franz,
Is Name:
(MR.CLIFORD AKACHUKWU) He was the one who approved your claming documents
yesterday that after your payment he will personally be the one to transfer the
fund to you immediately. So Mr. Franz I will be waiting for your positive
respond tomorrow. Mr. Franz, I am very very sorry for the departure of Mr.
Hitler it pains me every day he is suppose the be the one I am doing this
Business with, well Mr. Franz I am sorry for is missing God Bless you all and
thanks for your understanding. waiting to here from you soon .

Yours Friend,

Garry Smith.

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Hi Franz Goering,
How are you doing? I received your mail yesterday, did you received the mail I sent you yestreday please you can send your reply to this box ([email protected]) ([email protected]) I have't received your reply yet or have you send the money to him ? Mr. Franz please you can reply me any of this boxies please do not ues the smith_garry yahoo.com it has been bluk by yahoo.com today I try to open it but I coul't get fined it again it as been bluk please if you have send an email to the box please re send it to one of this box thanks God Bless you. Mr.Franz Goering, how far have you gone with Mr. Hitler’s death? Please ones again I am very sorry for his departure it pain’s me so much Mr. Franz am very sorry.

Mr. Franz, About the transaction, like you said before that how
are you going to send me the money tomorrow, you remember I gave Mr. Hitler’s
the bank address were the money will be transfer to . Mean why because of is
death you condo’s find it Mr. Franz this is the bank address were you will send
the money to tomorrow,Mr. Franz remember that this bank that will relied your
claming documents tomorrow immediately the payment have med to them Mr. Franz,
which is your check .

THIS IS THE BANK ADDRESS

WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFAR
OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL
NIGERIA LIMIDTED.
(V.G.C)
VICTORIA GARDEN CITY,

K.M 22, LEKKI EXPRESSDWAY
TOTAL SERVICE STATION
LEKKI LAGOS.

Mr. Franz, Immediately you send the money tomorrow send me an email
immediately, and remember to put in the control key I mean the password number
for clearing the money tomorrow, with the name of the mangering director of the
bank were you claming documents are, He is the one to send you the claming
document immediately your payment have been med to the bank tomorrow Mr. Franz,
Is Name:
(MR.CLIFORD AKACHUKWU) He was the one who approved your claming documents
yesterday that after your payment he will personally be the one to transfer the
fund to you immediately. So Mr. Franz I will be waiting for your positive
respond tomorrow. Mr. Franz, I am very very sorry for the departure of Mr.
Hitler it pains me every day he is suppose the be the one I am doing this
Business with, well Mr. Franz I am sorry for is missing God Bless you all and
thanks for your understanding. waiting to here from you soon .

Yours Friend,

Garry Smith.

Quote:

Hi Franz Goering,
How are you doing? I received your mail yesterday, Mr. Franz how far
have you gone with Mr. Hitler’s death? Please ones again I am very sorry for
his departure it pain’s me so much Mr. Franz am very sorry.

Mr. Franz, About the transaction, like you said before that how
are you going to send me the money tomorrow, you remember I gave Mr. Hitler’s
the bank address were the money will be transfer to . Mean why because of is
death you condo’s find it Mr. Franz this is the bank address were you will send
the money to tomorrow,Mr. Franz remember that this bank that will relied your
claming documents tomorrow immediately the payment have med to them Mr. Franz,
which is your check .

THIS IS THE BANK ADDRESS

WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFAR
OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL
NIGERIA LIMIDTED.
(V.G.C)
VICTORIA GARDEN CITY,

K.M 22, LEKKI EXPRESSDWAY
TOTAL SERVICE STATION
LEKKI LAGOS.

Mr. Franz, Immediately you send the money tomorrow send me an email
immediately, and remember to put in the control key I mean the password number
for clearing the money tomorrow, with the name of the mangering director of the
bank were you claming documents are, He is the one to send you the claming
document immediately your payment have been med to the bank tomorrow Mr. Franz,
Is Name:
(MR.CLIFORD AKACHUKWU) He was the one who approved your claming documents
yesterday that after your payment he will personally be the one to transfer the
fund to you immediately. So Mr. Franz I will be waiting for your positive
respond tomorrow. Mr. Franz, I am very very sorry for the departure of Mr.
Hitler it pains me every day he is suppose the be the one I am doing this
Business with, well Mr. Franz I am sorry for is missing God Bless you all and
thanks for your understanding. waiting to here from you soon .

Yours Friend,

Trully Garry Smith.

Stop spamming me with the same shit, mugu.

Quote:

Hey Garry,

Don't worry. I have received your e-mail.
I am sorry I have not sent the money allready. You see, I have been a bit busy. Yesterday, I received a trunk box full of money from a nice man in Nigeria. He was so happy that I could keep it safe for him. I have attached a picture of the box to this e-mail. My God, that's alot of money, don't you think?

Anyway, I will hopefully get the time to send the money later this evening. If not, I will send it first thing in the morning.

Kindest regards,

Franz Goering
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

I attach a nice picture of a crate full of money. It was made by someone on this forum, but I don't remember who...

Quote:

Hello Mr.Franz,

thanks I got your reply Mr.Franz, I will be waiting for you this evening or tumorrow in the moning
I saw the money in the box Mr. Franz, the one I am send to you tumorrow will be more than that ok
so you remember I told you the your check as been Approved waiting for you Mr.Franz.
so Mr.Franz if you can not make it today please let it be first thing tumorrow moning,
please send it with the name I gave you yesterday Mr.Franz, and with the bank address on it.
Thanks for your understanding God Bless you.

Your Friend,

Garry Smith.

Quote:

Hello Mr. Franz,

Good morning Mr. Franz, how are you doing? I sent you an email yesterday did you revised it? You remember you told me yesterday that you will be sending the money yesterday evening if it we be possible you or this morning, I am still waiting for you Mr. Franz, and remember that your claming documents have been Approved so if you are sending the money with, the Name I gave you with the control key which is the password numbers that will enable him to withdrew the money form the bank, and make the payment of your claming documents Immediately after that he will transfer the money down to you Immediately Mr. Franz, mean why will called your bank yesterday that will are transferring money to the bank today and the money is for you so Mr. Franz, when you get to the bank you will give me a call Immediately I will send you my telephone number now! I am working on just give me some time I will send to you immediately thanks for your understanding

Yours Friend,

Garry Smith.

Quote:

Hello Mr. Franz

How are you doing? I have been expecting your mail since morning Mr. Franz What a hell is going on or are you playing with this transaction?
Please Mr. CLIFORD AkACHUKW the managing detractor of the bank were your claming documents are as been worried and he was asking me if I am playing with him
You remember I told that your claming documents as been Approved by him please if you are not ready to send the money I we think of what to do immediately, it pins me so much for Hitler’s death I think he understand this transaction more then you Mr.Franz,
Well if I waiting till tomorrow morning and you have send the money I will think of what next to do thanks for your understanding

Yours Friend,

Garry Smith.

Quote:

Hallo Garry,

I have been spending most of my time at the firing range today. I have bought myself a new weelchair and also a new machine gun. I just had to try it. A picture of me on the firing range has been attached to this mail.

Also, I have sent the money, what information do you need from me to claim it?

Your buddy,

Franz Goering
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

I send him this picture: http://www.syslog.com/~jwilson/pics-i-like/gun-gimp.jpg

Quote:

Hello Mr. Franz

Where is the control key I mean the password numbers for claims Mr. Franz, that is the number that will enable me to claim the money from the bank Mr. Franz you are suppose to send me the password numbers that I will use check if the money is sent to the bank,
Please give me the information I mean the password I will use in clearing this money
From the bank. But how can you send money with out the information that is the control key, which I am going to use for withdrawing the money Mr. Franz I think you understand what I am talking about, or are you playing with me or what if you have send
The money to the bank please send me the control key I mean the password numbers
I will use in withdrawing tomorrow morning thanks I am waiting for your positive reply

Your Friend,

Garry Smith.

Quote:

THESE ARE THE INFORMATION THAT WILL ENABLE ME TO CLAIM IT:

1. Control key (password Numbers)
2. Send it with the name I gave you ( Cliford Akachukwu)

Hello Mr.Franz, this are the information you need, I want you to understand that control key is numbers and the Name, you will send to my mail box and also send to the bank for Proper verification. That will enable me to withdraw the money you send to the bank.
I am going to print out the information, which is the control key and name I gave written on the plain sheet, after sending it to the bank and verify the control key the name then I can withdraw and make the payment and send you the check immediately.
Thanks

Garry Smith.

Thanks for your co-operation Mr. Franz.

Your Friend,

Garry Smith.

At this point I start to get a bit bored with him

Quote:

Hey to you Garry,

Cardinal greetings to you and your livestock-

Here is the control key thingy that you require: 98630-5368-9837

Your pal,

Franz Goering
Assosiation of Sheep Stranglers

Quote:

Hello
How are you doing? please I was unable to revised the money you send to me Mr. Franz, please I want to know how much you sent to the bank yesterday did you break it? Because I whet to the bank this morning to withdrew the money the man in charged in western union money transfer told me the I can not revised up to $10 USA Dollars in the bank the maximum I can revised is $7.500 USA Dollars. So Mr. Franz I want to know how much you sent to the bank yesterday, But if you can break the money Mr. Franz to $7.500 USA Dollars first send it be for you send the balance please Mr. Franz that is the only problem I have now thanks for your understanding Did you use the Name I gave you to send it Mr. Franz?

From Garry Smith

Quote:

Hello Mr. Franz,

Why are you like doing this to me Mr. Franz, did you think I am a fool? Why are you fooling me you did not send any money to me and you have the gods to tell me that you send me yesterday why are you telling lies to me ask you’re your self Mr. Franz How many cerates do you have in a control Key? But you send me 13 cerates there all I mean invalid numbers Mr. Franz, why are you doing this to me? just because of Hitler’s death why I am asking ? A control Key numbers is suppose to be 10 cerates I mean 10 numbers with the Name of the person you are sending the money to, and the Name has to be written on the passer that is the money you are sending, and you have to send it to my email the 10 control key numbers with the Name written on it then I will print it out and take it to the bank, the bank will verify the 10 numbers and the Name in which you used in sending it to me Mr. Franz, so if the bank find out that the money was send then I can withdrew it immediately. So all need from you now is to send this money you told me lie you don’t send any money to the bank to God who Med you Mr. Franz if you send I must revised it from the bank the bank can never lie to me so with the 10 control key numbers with the Name written on it I can not revised the money so please if you are really serious about this transaction let me understand you well but I can not get you on telephone why?
If you are send the money send just $ 7 500 USA Dollars Mr. Franz if you are truly sending the money send it with this Name (THOMAS PRAISE) I have paid the one I have with me, if you can send the money this evening you will get your check tomorrow morning. Thanks for your understanding

Your Friend

Garry Smith.

Quote:

Hello
Did you get email Mr.Franz? or do't you want to reply me again ok I just give you a call but it rings to vicemail were I am still waiting to here from you thenks for your understading

Garry Smith

Then suddenly, Heinz sends a mail to Garry!

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Dear Mr. Garry Smith,

This e-mail may come to you as a surprise. I believe that you have
been told that I was dead. This is not so. Mr. Franz Goering paid
someone to kidnap me, they locked me up in a basement for a couple of
days. I managed to escape and fled to Scotland. Here I have started a
new business called "Viking Invasion". What we do is that we teach
tourists about the viking raids in Scotland and the nearby islands, I
have allready started making a great amount of money on this (Praise
the Lord).

I understand that this must seem very strange to you since you thought
I was dead, but I'm asking you to trust me and continue the business
you had with me. I am ready to send you the money that you needed to
make the transactions. Please, do not attempt to continue this
business with Mr. Franz Goering, he is a very dangerous man and I
don't want you to get into trouble, I see you as my friend. Let me
know if he threatens you and I will personally send a hitman to get
rid of him.

Garry, my friend, please reply to this address: [email protected]
I am waiting for your positive reply, it will make me very happy to
hear from you again.

Kindest regards,

--
Heinz Hitler
Leader of Viking Invasion

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Hello . Mr Hitler,

How are you Doing?
I have been praying for you from the day that Mr franz
told me you are not longer among the living. Mr Hitler,
How are you now I hope all is well with you? if so thanks be to
God Almighty. I am happy now, thank God you are back for me
I stop doing that business with him since last week Mr Franz
His a goat and He is a cheat, he is a bad man.
Mr Hitler I pray to God that any person that want to hurt you for nothig
will
let the person give up instantly, and I also pray that if mr franz is
planing to kill you God
revil it out. Mr Hitler you are right, Mr Franz he is a very dangerous man.
Since he told me of your
death I never made an attempt to continue this business
with that fucking so called Mr. Franz Goering,

He is among the devel sons, I told him to go and pray for God for 4 giveniss
him.

well About the transactions he told me that he want to take over
the business from you Mr Hitler, then I told him that he can never
understand or know we started this business from,
and I have paid some part of the money that the bank needed from
me before they will release the claming document he told me
that he will send me the money beacuse the check have been Approved
by the bank,so I look at evry thing and I look so sad doing this
business with Mr.Franz than I ask my self but it is so bad that
me and Mr.Hitler that started this business and will both understand
our self's then I ask Mr Franz what is going on in this business
you are no longer among the living what do we do he was playing with
me send me lies well I prayed to God to come and take control over
this business if he want me to do this business with Mr.Franz let
him revil it to me in my drems,But if he dosn't wnat me to do the business
with him let big promblem come between me and him before the week runs out
well I was so happy over happy and I do not no how to put my happniess
to God that you are Back at last after this business, may be I am going to
pay you a visit.

So Mr.Hitler tomorrow if you send your reply I will give you the name
in whcih you are going to use in sending the money to me and for your
information
you are no longer sending ($10,000 USA Dullars) beacuse I have paid half of
it
that was why the bank Approved the Claming documents for you.

All I need from you Mr hitler is ($5,798 USA Dullars) if you can send
it befor next tomorrow I will give you the bank address with the Name
you will use in sending the money to me remeber you are the one to give me
the control Key when sending the money to me with the Name on top
if you can just do this Mr.Hitler, evry other thing is cool thanks for
your understanding I am so happy I fine you back God Bless you
you are a very lucky man thanks meeting you.

Your Brother,

Garry Simth.
N.B

Please do send the money to through this name, Thomas Praise
Security question, pet name (amiebe)

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:38 am

Amazing how these scums can get so indignant: "Since he told me of your
death I never made an attempt to continue this business with that fucking so called Mr. Franz Goering".

Nice work, keep this loser begging and hoping and pleading to the bitter end!

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:34 am

That wheel chair pic was priceless. I laughed for 20 minutes over it. I hope you keep stringing this guy along.

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