Amusing YIM conversation with a scammer

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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:09 pm

Was lurking around one of the Yahoo small business sites tonight using one of my baiting aliases (Norma Jean Baker) and ended up having this delightful conversation with a scammer. Real dense type he was too. After the last insult I threw at him he logged off frothing at the mouth.

normajean_baker2001 (9:22:48 PM): hi
ade_1love20010 (9:23:17 PM): hi
ade_1love20010 (9:23:22 PM): asl
normajean_baker2001 (9:23:54 PM): UK. Where are you?
ade_1love20010 (9:24:08 PM): nigerai
ade_1love20010 (9:24:15 PM): what do u do
normajean_baker2001 (9:24:48 PM): IT and mobile phones.
normajean_baker2001 (9:25:22 PM): Own my own multi million pound company
ade_1love20010 (9:25:45 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (9:25:47 PM): cool
normajean_baker2001 (9:26:06 PM): what do you do?
ade_1love20010 (9:26:24 PM): businews man
normajean_baker2001 (9:26:32 PM): what sort of business?
ade_1love20010 (9:26:33 PM): business man
ade_1love20010 (9:26:50 PM): selling some moblie phone
ade_1love20010 (9:27:52 PM): are u going to send some phno to me
ade_1love20010 (9:28:01 PM): are u there
normajean_baker2001 (9:28:12 PM): might be interested in doing business.
ade_1love20010 (9:28:49 PM): can u send some phone to me here
normajean_baker2001 (9:29:20 PM): What make and models are you interested in so that I can give you a quote.
ade_1love20010 (9:29:37 PM): nokai
ade_1love20010 (9:29:50 PM): nokia sansung
ade_1love20010 (9:29:56 PM): ok
normajean_baker2001 (9:30:17 PM): ok and what models and how many would you be interested in?
ade_1love20010 (9:30:33 PM): like 50 pieces
ade_1love20010 (9:30:52 PM): can u send me the invoice
normajean_baker2001 (9:31:28 PM): would that be 50 Nolia and 50 Samsung phones?
ade_1love20010 (9:32:05 PM): 25 nokia/25 samsung
ade_1love20010 (9:32:35 PM): pls be fast
normajean_baker2001 (9:32:51 PM): I am working out a quote for you. Please wait.
ade_1love20010 (9:32:58 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (9:33:29 PM): can u send me the invoice and place my order
normajean_baker2001 (9:34:16 PM): An approximate price is 750 pounds per phone plus freight. How would you want the phones sent?
ade_1love20010 (9:35:43 PM): by fedex
ade_1love20010 (9:36:29 PM): can u place my order
ade_1love20010 (9:36:37 PM): so i can get it next week
normajean_baker2001 (9:37:25 PM): Please provide your full name, address and e-mail address so that I can arrange the details.
ade_1love20010 (9:38:03 PM): jamiu-ahmed
ade_1love20010 (9:38:16 PM): [email protected]
ade_1love20010 (9:38:37 PM): 17 aloba street ebute metta west lagos mainland
ade_1love20010 (9:38:44 PM): nigeriaq
ade_1love20010 (9:38:51 PM): nigeria
ade_1love20010 (9:38:55 PM): ok
normajean_baker2001 (9:39:31 PM): OK. Fedex is going to be expensive though. Will need payment before shipping.
ade_1love20010 (9:40:27 PM): u can ship it
ade_1love20010 (9:40:59 PM): first so i can arrange the money for u
ade_1love20010 (9:41:32 PM): no
ade_1love20010 (9:41:57 PM): ship the goods and when they bring the goods i will pay them
normajean_baker2001 (9:42:02 PM): Will need payment first before shipping. Have been stung before by shipping first and no payment ever received from others.
ade_1love20010 (9:42:04 PM): send the goods 1st
ade_1love20010 (9:43:02 PM): i will give u an acc.# in fedex that u will ship the goods to u dont need to pay then ok
normajean_baker2001 (9:43:40 PM): OK but will need payment up front for the phones before I ship them to you.
ade_1love20010 (9:43:55 PM): nop
ade_1love20010 (9:44:00 PM): send it
ade_1love20010 (9:44:46 PM): i we arrange ur payment immediately
ade_1love20010 (9:44:47 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (9:44:48 PM): send it
ade_1love20010 (9:45:06 PM): nop problem about ur payment
ade_1love20010 (9:45:08 PM): ok
normajean_baker2001 (9:45:42 PM): Will send only on receipt of the cheque. I am sure you are most honourable but I have been stung before by others in Nigeria.
ade_1love20010 (9:46:08 PM): dont worry
ade_1love20010 (9:47:04 PM): r u gonna send the goods or wat dont undrstand
normajean_baker2001 (9:47:46 PM): I will only send the goods on receipt of payment from you NOT before. Otherwise we have no deal.
ade_1love20010 (9:50:33 PM): OK
ade_1love20010 (9:51:06 PM): I WILL GIVE U THE CERTIFICATE
normajean_baker2001 (9:51:23 PM): Certificate??
normajean_baker2001 (9:51:57 PM): Address for payment is: NormaJean Baker, 10 Broadway, London W1, England.
ade_1love20010 (9:52:09 PM): UNITED NATION SECUIRITY DIPLOMATIC CERTIFICATE
normajean_baker2001 (9:52:46 PM): What has a United Nation Security Diplomatic Certificate got to do with me sending you mobile phones?
ade_1love20010 (9:52:54 PM): IF U RECEIVE IT U WE BE ABLE TO PLACE MY ORDER
ade_1love20010 (9:52:56 PM): OK
normajean_baker2001 (9:54:13 PM): I would still require payment in advance even if you had diplomatic status. It is the way I operate my business.
ade_1love20010 (9:54:45 PM): THAT IS A BRANCH OF MY BAnk in usa
ade_1love20010 (9:55:32 PM): then if i pay i will issue a certificate of payment to me of which it help u in receiving ur money
normajean_baker2001 (9:56:31 PM): The only payment I can accept is bank cheque or cash.
ade_1love20010 (9:58:07 PM): are u going to receive a confirm credit card
ade_1love20010 (9:58:13 PM): from me
normajean_baker2001 (9:58:37 PM): bank cheque or cash only. I do NOT accept credit cards.
ade_1love20010 (9:58:45 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (9:59:21 PM): so how can i get in tounch with the check
ade_1love20010 (10:00:18 PM): i need it very urgent
ade_1love20010 (10:00:19 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (10:00:28 PM): pls send it now
normajean_baker2001 (10:01:06 PM): Go to your bank and tell them you want a cheque for 3,750 pounds sterling made out to NormaJean Baker and then send it to me. Also send the account number for Fedex so I can dispatch the phones.
ade_1love20010 (10:02:16 PM): so u can send it
ade_1love20010 (10:02:29 PM): i will send u the cheque
ade_1love20010 (10:02:47 PM): nqme u wqnt it to be on cheque and address'
ade_1love20010 (10:02:54 PM): and ur phone no#
normajean_baker2001 (10:04:20 PM): I will send you the phones on receipt of the cheque. Name on the cheque should be NormaJean Baker and my address is 10 Broadway, London W1, England. My phone number is +44 709 284 0844.
ade_1love20010 (10:05:20 PM): ur phone no in valid
ade_1love20010 (10:05:34 PM): pls riwrite it
normajean_baker2001 (10:06:36 PM): what do you mean my phone number is invalid. I have received several phone calls on that number already today!! My number is +44 709 284 0844.
ade_1love20010 (10:08:02 PM): so i we call u
ade_1love20010 (10:08:16 PM): now
normajean_baker2001 (10:08:45 PM): but you are already talking to me now.
ade_1love20010 (10:11:00 PM): i have alredy calling u here
normajean_baker2001 (10:13:42 PM): Cannot talk on the phone and be on the computer at the same time. You will have to try and phone me when I am not online.
ade_1love20010 (10:14:16 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (10:16:47 PM): i will send u the cheque
ade_1love20010 (10:17:03 PM): i will send the cheque of 15,000 pounds
ade_1love20010 (10:17:46 PM): u deduct all money from it and send my 12,000pounds balance for other product in other country
ade_1love20010 (10:17:52 PM): u7 thyere
ade_1love20010 (10:18:10 PM): u there
normajean_baker2001 (10:18:39 PM): Please send the cheque for 3,750 pound. No need to send me the cheque for 12,000 pounds.
ade_1love20010 (10:19:29 PM): thats the only amount my bank can autorise for me
ade_1love20010 (10:19:53 PM): so if send that amount u send my balance
ade_1love20010 (10:20:04 PM): ok
normajean_baker2001 (10:20:24 PM): Can only accept the correct amount.
ade_1love20010 (10:21:05 PM): no
ade_1love20010 (10:21:24 PM): so then u can make deal
normajean_baker2001 (10:22:04 PM): 3,750 pounds for the phones plus you pay the freight otherwise no deal.
ade_1love20010 (10:22:38 PM): so
ade_1love20010 (10:22:43 PM): i we do that
ade_1love20010 (10:22:47 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (10:22:58 PM): u can plce my order now
normajean_baker2001 (10:23:20 PM): I will send the order on receipt of the cheque from you.
ade_1love20010 (10:23:22 PM): if i see the goods i we place the cheqeu
ade_1love20010 (10:23:23 PM): ok
normajean_baker2001 (10:23:30 PM): NO
normajean_baker2001 (10:23:54 PM): Money first before goods are released. That is the way I do business.
ade_1love20010 (10:25:29 PM): i send the cheque of 12,000 pounds if u can receive it i will not do business again ok
normajean_baker2001 (10:26:40 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (10:27:22 PM): will u receive the cheque of that amount
ade_1love20010 (10:28:18 PM): and u deduct the money of the goods and send me my balance
normajean_baker2001 (10:28:24 PM): send the cheque for 12,000 pounds by Fedex so that I may receive it as soon as possible.
ade_1love20010 (10:28:41 PM): are u there
ade_1love20010 (10:28:54 PM): ok wanna call u now
ade_1love20010 (10:29:11 PM): to be sure of ur self ok
normajean_baker2001 (10:29:21 PM): You are not the only person I am talking to right now. I am also conducting other business deals online with others too.
ade_1love20010 (10:29:31 PM): i will send the cheque will u send my balance
ade_1love20010 (10:29:56 PM): so wat r u trying to say
ade_1love20010 (10:30:07 PM): i should go away
normajean_baker2001 (10:32:10 PM): I thought you understood English. You are not my only client. Since it appears that you do not trust me to conduct this transaction with you I have only one more thing to say to you.
normajean_baker2001 (10:32:20 PM): AJI OTU NNE GI
ade_1love20010 (10:35:29 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (10:35:45 PM): pls can u send my any card
ade_1love20010 (10:35:47 PM): pls
ade_1love20010 (10:36:46 PM): i want to use it for paypal
normajean_baker2001 (10:36:52 PM): Nne gi na Nna gi na umunnegi nile nwukwa idiot.
normajean_baker2001 (10:37:13 PM): I don't accept paypal.
ade_1love20010 (10:37:22 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (10:37:46 PM): can u send me ur credit card to confirm u
ade_1love20010 (10:37:58 PM): weather u are in london
ade_1love20010 (10:37:58 PM): ok
normajean_baker2001 (10:38:52 PM): I am in London. I do not need to send you a credit card to confirm that. You are a SCAMMER and a bad one at that!
ade_1love20010 (10:39:23 PM): no try to understand me
ade_1love20010 (10:39:23 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (10:39:40 PM): i am not i all that stuff
normajean_baker2001 (10:40:38 PM): I do understand you. You are a scammer and a particularly bad one. Now go back under your rock and die. Nkita tabiekwa gi amu
ade_1love20010 (10:41:08 PM): u are a their aslso
ade_1love20010 (10:41:08 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (10:41:20 PM): u want to thief me
ade_1love20010 (10:41:21 PM): ok
normajean_baker2001 (10:42:00 PM): You'd have to do better than that if you want to insult me. When it comes to insulting scammers like you and wasting their time, I am a master of it!
ade_1love20010 (10:42:32 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (10:42:38 PM): u are a big thief
ade_1love20010 (10:42:50 PM): i we send fbi to arest u
ade_1love20010 (10:42:56 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (10:43:03 PM): oleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
normajean_baker2001 (10:43:50 PM): You can do better than that. The FBI wouldn't be interested in someone in the UK. Besides it is out of their jurisdiction! They would be more interested in you and your childish friends.
normajean_baker2001 (10:45:15 PM): uchu gba kwa gi ,onye aji ike nsi,ihere adighi eme gi,otule di ka gi.
ade_1love20010 (10:46:05 PM): is a lye
ade_1love20010 (10:46:13 PM): i we send them
ade_1love20010 (10:46:15 PM): ok
normajean_baker2001 (10:47:05 PM): Alright, you send the money and prove to me you are not a scammer.
ade_1love20010 (10:47:29 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (10:47:59 PM): can u send me sample
ade_1love20010 (10:48:07 PM): just two ok
ade_1love20010 (10:48:32 PM): to nconfirm
ade_1love20010 (10:48:34 PM): pls
normajean_baker2001 (10:48:50 PM): As I said money first otherwise you are a scammer.
ade_1love20010 (10:49:07 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (10:49:14 PM): send me only two
ade_1love20010 (10:49:18 PM): phone
normajean_baker2001 (10:49:39 PM): NO. WAY
ade_1love20010 (10:49:53 PM): why is tha
ade_1love20010 (10:50:01 PM): u can send it
normajean_baker2001 (10:50:45 PM): STOP BEING A SMALL BOY AND GO BACK TO HAVING SEX WITH YOUR BOYFRIENDS
normajean_baker2001 (10:51:04 PM): I TOLD YOU MY TERMS - TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
ade_1love20010 (10:51:55 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
normajean_baker2001 (10:52:59 PM): Like I said, when it comes to insults you are NOT in my league. You are a scammer and a homosexual and I have known that from the start of this conversation.

dbest03

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:10 pm

They are so single-minded! Even after you tell him that you know he's a scammer, he still asks you to send him some phones!

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:37 pm

Definitely a one track brain. Also highly impatient. Kept buzzing me after every comment.

He also tried phoning me on my YAC number I but have no idea what he said. Too much interference. Sad

dbest03

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:55 am

Round two with my one track YIM mugu:

Quote:

ade_1love20010 (8:22:25 PM): hi ole
normajean_baker2001 (8:22:42 PM): hi
normajean_baker2001 (8:23:14 PM): I'm here. What do you want?
ade_1love20010 (8:24:46 PM): can i get card from u
normajean_baker2001 (8:25:22 PM): Like I said to you last time we spoke here. Cheque or cash only first.
ade_1love20010 (8:25:47 PM): ok
ade_1love20010 (8:26:09 PM): but how can i get sample to asure u
normajean_baker2001 (8:26:58 PM): You will get the items when you have paid for them. All my other customers are most satisfied with the arrangement.
ade_1love20010 (8:29:57 PM): no
ade_1love20010 (8:30:03 PM): i can do that
normajean_baker2001 (8:31:20 PM): You have my address to send the cheque to. Please send by Fedex or other courier company so that I can receive it as soon as possible. As soon as the cheque or cash is received I will send you the phones. NOT before.
normajean_baker2001 (8:37:25 PM): I expect your money by the end of this week.
ade_1love20010 (8:37:36 PM): no
ade_1love20010 (8:37:53 PM): send two come to asure
normajean_baker2001 (8:39:26 PM): NO. If my other customers can send the money first so can you.
ade_1love20010 (8:39:51 PM): send the 2phone first ok
normajean_baker2001 (8:40:34 PM): Like I said to you before you are a hopeless scammer. AJI OTU NNE GI.
normajean_baker2001 (8:41:35 PM): Otu gbawa kwaa nnegi onye wayo dikagi.
normajean_baker2001 (8:47:01 PM): Olee i he ina ebere akwa, You bastard.

dbest03

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 2301

Can you translate this, or is it gibberish?

normajean_baker2001 (8:40:34 PM): Like I said to you before you are a hopeless scammer. AJI OTU NNE GI.
normajean_baker2001 (8:41:35 PM): Otu gbawa kwaa nnegi onye wayo dikagi.
normajean_baker2001 (8:47:01 PM): Olee i he ina ebere akwa, You bastard.

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