WU trip #27...Chuks, get your running shoes on

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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:47 pm

The eye-popping, jaw dropping thing is, reading that last message he seems keen for another! I was suitably astounded at visit 20.

I've been following this thinking it would pass into my memory of great McF / Charlie baits - but no... When will this end?

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:27 pm

Oh dear god. And here I thought that after working in video arcades, I saw everything. This guy's even dumber than my old pet hamster, and he used to run headfirst into every table and chair leg he could find.

Maybe we should call trip 25 a "McFlibbish with Cheese"

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:34 pm

cemeadors wrote:

@McFlibbish What is the over/under. I'm putting my money on trip. Then I'm going to let it ride on another trip. Twisted Evil

I'm going to be rich. Laughing

Guest

I hear the local casinos here in the Chicago area are opening a "Mugu Bookie"

Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:42 pm

Quote:

Maybe we should call trip 25 a "McFlibbish with Cheese

So would 30 be a Big Mac(Flibbish)??? Laughing

Guest

20 should be called a "20 Piece Chicken McFlibbish"

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:13 pm

No, this whole bait should be called the McFlibbish Royale.

THEN trip 25 can be the Royale With Cheese!

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:27 pm

Master Shake wrote:

I hear the local casinos here in the Chicago area are opening a "Mugu Bookie"

Laughing

I've been to the casino's in Chicago. Well, not actually in Chicago, but Elgin. And I am not going back. I don't care how good the odds are. You think the Oklahoma Indian Casino's will take my bet?

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:12 pm

You still neeeeed to send him on a road trip.. Tell him that you are taking a trip to somewhere and that you can meet him in person with the cash and that you will pay him back for the cost of his flight when he gets there and give the "donation".

heheh

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:37 pm

@af
Yeah. I've gotten a couple to go by confusing Benin City with Benin country. This guy's so clueless I'm sure you could convince him that the money's in a bank in Abuja or something like that.

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:29 pm

af wrote:

You still neeeeed to send him on a road trip

What do you think he's been on af? Add up the distance he's travelled back and forth to the WU agency and McFlibbish and Charlie fake have had this guy do the equivalent of a decent safari Very Happy

Great work McF and CF, just unbelievable.

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:34 pm

@Nelsonsbattle
Oh I do class the walking to the WU office as a trip, but when I say road trip I mean he goes out into the unknown in a bus/plane/car.. heheheh.. Aim is to get him lost with no cash or a way home Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:02 pm

Safari for this guy...hmm...I dunno...death by a thousand pin pricks seems so much more fun now.

Like the mouse whose cerebellum has been removed and is SURE the cheese won't electrocute him THIS time.

stupid mouse wrote:

Oh look! Cheese! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaap!

At this point do you think he'll ever trust another money transfer again?

I hope not.

Edit: on second thought...why not.

Edit2:

Quote:

James,

I spoke with the security officers ar the MoneyGram, the problems with all the transfers and what not have been because you are in Lagos. There is a problem with my city and money transfers going to Lagos. It would seem that there is some kind of scam going on in Lagos that the authorities here say is called 619 or 491 or something. I think it has to do with terrorism. It sounds very scary.

I told them you were a trusted member of my church and needed the money immediately. They said if that is the case, then you need to go to a town called "Benin City". Can you go to Benin City?

Go to Benin City and please let me know when you get the money.

I redid the Moneygram with the information you wanted me to, but used the new city:
$850 USD
Mr Chinedu Chibuzo
Benin-City

recieve code: 157895
reference number: 78722698

Sent by me, Rev. Edwin J. Tokar
address: 176 Church Lane Arkham, MA. USA

So get over to Benin City tomorrow. OK? And let me know when you get there.

Blessings!

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:09 am

Oh yeah, he's heading east to Benin City and the MoneyGram has gone west - literally - to Benin Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:34 am

He responded to an ASEM. At first, he tried the trunkbox & security company, under a womans name. When he found out my character runs a charity, he went back to his usual modality, for exactly the same amount of cash:

Quote:

I am requesting your organisation to help us here with some money which we will use to help the fatherless and motherless here and even the orphans children so we need some money from you and we pray that you will come to our aid because the children needed the instrument very urgent here and it will cost only the sum of $850 only and God will continue to bless you and give you all long life

A few long-worded application forms first, I think. Hopefully, when he isn't trekking off to Moneygram, he'll be sitting scribbling away!

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:19 pm

Sorry Charlie, maybe he'll take a train or bus so he can write on board:

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: Re: NO.
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 06:53:46 -0500

Dear Father Edwin,

Idon't know what is going on but can you give me the text question and
answer so that I will send Chinedu Chibuzo to go to benin and pick up
the
money their ok.

Thank you and God bless you.

Regards.

James.

I told him there was no answer/question for MG. Maybe it was a trick, but I doubt it. He's too stupid.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:25 pm

Nelsonsbattle wrote:

Add up the distance he's travelled back and forth to the WU agency and McFlibbish and Charlie fake have had this guy do the equivalent of a decent safari Very Happy

Shouldn't McFlibbish and Charlie Fake each be bestowed with an honourary safari hat? Even if the lad doesn't actually make the long trip Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:35 pm

Benin City? Oh dear it went to the republic AND you cant cancel it (something specific to Republic of Benin)... heheheheheh... Tell him you'll personally send another $2000 to cover any travel costs to Republic of Benin (with the other cash)

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:40 pm

@af - these confusing city names...I just don't know what to make of it...
I meant in Nigeria, but the clerk thought I meant a city in Benin.

I'm so confused. When will I get it right? WHEN?!

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:01 pm

@McFlibbish: I know its just so darned hard to send money for the fees to these obviously legitimate business men trying to cut us into their huge legally gained millions. *sigh* They said it was 100% risk free and confidential so I obviously trust them with my bank details Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:58 pm

How about sending him on safari to meet up with your handjob guy? You could tell James that he's a trusted friend, and after all this confusion you've decided to send the money to him for safekeeping until James can pick it up.

But maybe only when you're finally bored of this one. Twisted Evil

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Nap Olean wrote:

Shouldn't McFlibbish and Charlie Fake each be bestowed with an honourary safari hat? Even if the lad doesn't actually make the long trip Very Happy

If I was a mod here, I'd give it to 'em...

I have to say his whole "Helping Handjob" bait is turning out to be gold!

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:25 pm

@McFlibbish
Strangely enough, it's easier to get to Contonou from Lagos that it is to go from Lagos to Benin City. So if you can get him to go to Benin City, it should be a slam dunk to get him to go the other way.
And yeah, he is stupid, there's no question/answer for Moneygram.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:07 pm

McFlibbish wrote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"

Dear Father Edwin,

Idon't know what is going on but can you give me the text question and
answer so that I will send Chinedu Chibuzo to go to benin and pick up
the money their ok.

Looks like he's confused too McFlibbish. He says he's sent Chinedu Chibuzo direct to Benin anyway! Maybe it's common usage to call Benin City just Benin within Nigeria, no wonder people get confused Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:01 pm

Not alot of time to bait lately but:

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: send the money $850 to london now.
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005
Dear Father Edwin,

There is something I want you to do now because I cannot pick up the
money
here in benin, so I will like you to called the money back and send the
money to london with this name and infornations so that we can have the
money here as soon as our corresponding company receive the money in
london
so you have to send the money to Mr Chuks Nduka, Address London and
send the
payment informations and the control number to me so that I will
instructed
them to pick up the money over their and you can now send the money
through
western union to chuks Nduka london and I will get the money here as
soon
as they confirm the money in london and put the text question what for
and
answer good luck and amount is $850 only so that the children will be
happy
for one day ok.

God bless you and I will wait to hear from you as soon as you resend
the
money to london as I told you now and it will be very good ok.

Regards.

James.

Anyone have some modalities on London lads they can share?
Jez, I can have him come over to your flat if you want. Very Happy

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