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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:27 pm

A whiny letter...

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 2 Feb 2005 16:18:12 +0100
Subject: PLs can you help our family?

Good Day Sir,
I am contacting you believing you are a honest and trustworthy person.I
believe you will not betray the confidence I am willing to repose in you
for me to have contacted you even though we've not met before.

My name is Ahucha H. Sallah , the only son of late Mr.Hassan Goudal Sallah
who was the chairman / President/Ceo,Cacao-Caf=E9 & Agro-Alimentai re industrie
Plc.(SCAFECAO)"Bouake" and ex-owner of Polyclinic LA-MADONNE,ofthe Republic
of Cote d'Ivoire.

You can find the story on this website: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2269238.stm

On 19th of September 2002,a group of so called rebels took over the city
of Bouake to over-throw the Government of Mr. Laurent Gbagbo the President
of Cote d'Ivoire. On the next day morning at about 4:18am some fractions
of the same group of rebels break into our house and killedour
security guard and pass-through the gate entrance to the main building and
took my father away to an un-known destination.

After about four hours later we found him (my father) at the road side,by
then he had been totally beaten and was bleeding to death lying in the pool
of his own blood. From there, we rushed him to a near by hospital and hours
later he sent for my mother. So he told her that he can not make it from
the doctors diagnosis, he also told her that it was because he(myfather)was
not from the northern part of the country that he has been treated this
way and also being a political activist. And again he said he is suspecting
some of his business partners for conspiracy and this sort of brutality.

He also told my mother that he deposited a huge amount of money about US$10.5million
dollars (Ten million five hundred thousand us dollars only)in a Finance
house in the Capital city of Cotonou (Benin Republique) and also told her
where he kept the whole documents concerning this deposit that is made forinvestment
purpose in the western world.

That same day, he (my father) gave up the ghost. Then with the help of the
French soldiers, we escaped to Senegal, where we are now. I am now contacting
you believing you are honest and trustworthy to help us to receive the money
in your account for investment, I and my mother has decided in compensating
you 20%of the total amount for your assistance .

Please do take your time to go through the mail and get back to so that
I
will simply introduce to the Finance house where the fund are being kept
now for onward transfer. I am waiting for your response,through this mail
address [email protected]

Thanks and God bless,May you always have Walls for the winds,A roof fortherain,Tea
beside the fire,Laughter to cheer you,Those you love near you,And all your
heart might desire!

Best Regards.
Ahucha C.Sallah

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:28 pm

Hugh replies...

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 2 Feb 2005 11:17:57 -0500
Subject: Re: PLs can you help our family?

Dear sir,
It breaks my heart to see what has happened to the city of Bukkake.
I'm glad you emerged relatively unscathed, though no doubt a bit
sticky. You have chosen me very wisely, for I am indeed very
trustworthy and honorable.
I'll help you! How could I, as a Christian, refuse you?
Please let me know how I can best help you.

Regards,
Hugh G Rection

To be continued...?

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:52 am

Dr Hugh G Rection wrote:

Hugh replies...

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 2 Feb 2005 11:17:57 -0500
Subject: Re: PLs can you help our family?

Dear sir,
It breaks my heart to see what has happened to the city of Bukkake.

That's funny, because one of my characters is Buck Kaake. I haven't used him yet, but when I do, I am going to try and get the lad to send me a pic saying "I like Buck Kaake." Smile

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:15 am

http://www2.b3ta.com/bukkake/

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:28 pm

A reply!

Quote:

From: sallah <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
To: drhughgrection
Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2005 05:38:26 -0500 (EST)
Subject: RE: Urgently are awaiting.

Dear Hugh,

Many thanks for your mail and interst to help us champion this transaction,however before proceed further,we kindly request you to furnish us with the bellow personal information,which will enable execute accordingly.

1)FULL NAMES

2)RESIDENTIAL/OFFICE ADDRESS/Telephone Nr.

3)PASSPORT COPY/DRIVING LICENCE

As soon as we receive these informations we will furnish you with other details as regard to this transaction.

Best regards and God Bless you.

Sallah

Guest

you could keep going with the city of bukkake thing, maybe a trophy is in the works...

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 3:01 am

as long as the trophy isn't sticky... Confused

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:35 am

I wonder if the lad will change the name of his city? I know they can't keep names straight and will usually change them (especially with ASEM baits) but I dunno if they'll do the same here. It'd be pretty damn cool if he did though. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:32 am

I write:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: [email protected]
Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2005 20:35:18 -0500
Subject: Re: Urgently are awaiting.

Hello,
Attached is my identification.
My address is on it.
Regards,
Hugh

I attach a corrupted file, unable to be opened...

to be continued...?

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:06 pm

bukkake king replies:

Quote:

From: sallah <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
To: drhughgrection
Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2005 06:46:48 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Urgently are awaiting.

Dear Dad,

Thank you for your response and attached copy Driving Licence,also your promise to assist us in this transaction.The contents of your mail were well understood.

I will discuss with my mother on what you said,afterwhich we will furnish you with the Certificate of deposit and an authorization letter from lawyer,that will empower you to receive the consignment from the security company, and as well give you the contact details of the security company to open communication with them.

All we need you to do for you to come down to meet us in Cotonou Benin Republic so that we can discuss face to face afterwhich we will introduce you to the security company as our foreign partner/Beneficiary who will help us to retrieve our consignment from their vault on our behalf,and also to make arrangement with the security company on how to convey the consignment via diplomatic channel to your destination for us to come over for subsequent sharing and investment purposes as planned or their dipolomatic attachee upon arrival in your country

Presently, we are now in Cotonou Benin Republic due to the hostile and harsh treatment melted on us by the Cote d'Ivoire government,please Dad,could you send me one mobile phone in which i'll be useing to reach you at all time?
Meanwhile please Dad, kindly furnish us with your direct phone Nr.
God bless you.
Yours Sincerely
Sallah

I ignore him

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:11 pm

He writes again

Quote:

From: sallah <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
To: drhughgrection
Date: Wed, 9 Feb 2005 09:24:55 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Contact them Urgently.

Dear Dad,
Referances to my pervious mail,after a close door discussion with my mother,we have decided to chosen you to handel our fund,in this regards we kindly advice you to contact urgently the Ministry of Finance Tresury Department with the following Email address/[email protected]
Attention Operation Manager Mr.John Smith Tel/+229879955.for immediate release of the consignment.

We have tender your name and information to them,as our representative.

Please kindly posted us with any discussion you made with them;after your discussion with them i'll forward you the necessary Documents.
Urgently are awaiting your reaction,thanks for your assistance.
Regards
Sallah

I respond:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 9 Feb 2005 10:06:54 -0500
Subject: Re: Contact them Urgently.

Sallah,
Do you still live in the city of Bukkake? I need some reassurance
about YOU now. How do I know who you are? Are you willing to send me
your picture? I DEMAND to see your picture, but I want to see a
picture of yourself holding a sign with a secret codeword on it. That
way I know it is truly you and that you are willing to ease my
suspicion. So: I want you to send me your picture holding a sign that
says "BUKKAKE"
Send me that picture or else we are finished.
HG

To be continued...?

Guest

can anybody help if this place exist?

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:21 pm

Bouake does. Hugh "misread" it as Bukkake, which I'm fairly certain isn't a genuine placename. Or it would probably make one of those rude placenames lists on the web. Laughing