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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:18 am

In my first published bait, the good Father Heywood Joseph Blome responds to a plea for aide... Too bad the poor Lad isn't getting the response he wants!

Emails are in "quotes", with responses between... Enjoy, and watch for "The Ballad of Sh0rty L0u" (posted as soon as it's finished; it's my "minor piece").

Quote:

Dear Sir,

Greetings to you in the name of Almighty God,My name is
Dr.Harry Charles I hope my letter will not cause you much
embarrassment as I write to you in good faith. I operate a
charity home in South Africa which is Non-Governmental
(NGO) we cater for Motherless babies all over the world.

Motherless babies, eh? Scumbag. You�re gonna pay for that one.

Quote:

We do receive some financial assistance from companies and
various individuals from different countries all over the
World.

I bet ya do, mugu.

Quote:

However, my organization does not have foreign account
overseas to clear most checks given us by these kind and
blessed individuals. I therefore implore you if you can do
this for us by lodging those checks into your account while
it shall be directed to be written in your names.

Sounds like a potential check cashing scam�

Quote:

When it clears, you shall send the money to us while we
shall give you 10% of each fund as it comes while 90% shall
be sent to our Motherless homes as it may be directed by
me.

Yep, although Father Joe has other plans to make this mugu suffer something fierce.

Quote:

Regards,

Dr. Harry Charles.

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:19 am

Now, while the above scam is a check cashing scam, Father Joe decides to ignore the fact that they have a fake check to cash, and instead, tries to knock them off-script with an entirely off-script bait;

Quote:

Dear Dr Harry,

Blessings be to you, fine fellow, for helping out the orphaned children. We here at the Church of the Holy High Rollers often donate to such worthy causes all over the world. However, since it is nearly the end of our Fiscal year, our funds are limited. However, we can easily donate to you the sum of $35,164 (Thirty Five Thousand, One Hundred Sixty Four United States Dollars). It is our sincere hope that you can use this money to purchase goods and food for the orphaned children of South Africa. Please reply back if you can find a use for this donation.

Father Heywood Joseph Blome
Church of the High Holy Rollers

Lets� see if our mugu bites the bait!

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:21 am

Sorry for the double post - please delete this/ignore this post (I hit submit twice by accident Confused

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:21 am

Not only does he bite; he SWALLOWS!! The Good Father gets this not once, but twice!

Quote:

Dear Father Heywood Joseph Blome, Thank you very much for your encouraging mail. I am overwhelmed to read your GODLY lines. Well sir I must say I have better use for the said fund ($35,164). How would you want to send the fund to us, please do advice so we can instruct you on how to wire the funds to us? Sir you can as well get in contact with our London home for more information on how to wire funds. Do get in touch with George Fredrick on this phone number:+44-xxx-xxxx- 130 or you can as well write to us with this email address harrycharles@XXXXX. We are looking forward to hearing your good news sir. May GOD bless you for your endeavor to our organization? Sincerely yours DR. HARRY CHARLES

Can�t you just hear the drool dripping from the Lads� chops? Lets see� First, our good grant-ee must fill out a grant form. Too bad Father Joe hasn�t given him the forms!

edit: removed lads' contact information - don't wanna tip the hat yet! Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:26 am

Quote:

My dear Dr. Harry,

Blessings be to you on this fine day! It is truely a divine miracle that you have replied back to me so quickly!

Gotta kiss up and make the Lad feel like he�s the living incarnation of the Almighty.

Quote:

As previously discussed in an earlier email, the Donation Committee is prepaired to make the donation in the amount of $35,164 USD, but only after you fulfill their requests for their paperwork. Have you recieved the paperwork outlining your planned usage of the donation? If so, please scan and attach it to an email, and send it to me as promptly as you can.

Note: NO such form was sent to the Lad (perfect modality in conjunction with the Semi-ASEM).

Quote:

Once you send the paperwork back to me, I will submit it to the donation committee, which will then release the funds to be donated to you, in the mannor of your choosing. Will Moneygram wire transfers be alright?

Little bit more of the carrot in front of Laddy-boo�s nose.

Quote:

Please respond back with the completed forms as soon as you can, for the orphan's sake!

Once more, gotta put the false sense of control in the Lads� hands!

Quote:

Father Heywood Joseph Blome
Church of the High Holy Rollers

And now, while the Lad is busy mocking up forms, or sweating it out, time to make up some forms and ID�s of my own�

Note: ALL forms/fake ID's are done by myself, of my own volition - I had ZERO help/advice on how to do it. I will NOT make any fake ID's for anyone, sorry. However, if you need help on creating fake newspaper clippings/forms... That's different Smile

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:28 am

Sunday rolls around (or rather, Monday morning, mugu time), and our Lad responds:

Quote:

Dear Joe Blome,
Good day to you and your ministry ,I am
happy and most deligthed for your prompt rersponce to my
mail.About the form which you asked for, That will be sent
to you tomorrow (monday) which is the 31st of January
2005.Thank you and God bless.

Yours sincerely,

Dr.Harry Charles.

I bet the Lad spent the whole weekend sweating out what type of forms to make up! I guess we�ll have to wait another 24 hours to see what kind of trash the poor lad can (have) knock(ed) up�

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:31 am

The Good Father replies;

Quote:

Dearest Harry,

Blessings to be to you on the day of the Sabbath, my fine fellow! The commitee is eagerly awaiting the forms and registration kit. As soon as they receive them, they will authorize me to release the payment in the amount of $35,164 USD.

Gotta jiggle the dangling carrot just a wee bit�

Quote:

Bless you for your fine work with the orphans, my fine lad!

(sic) I�m gonna make this mugu pay for using orphans�. Wait till you see what I have in mind � it�s gonna put him in the hole for all.. Wait, just tune in and see if Father Joe can get the needed picture�

Quote:

Father Heywood Joseph Blome
Church of the High Holy Rollers

nb; Please do not forget to say your prayers in the official Church stance today!

Just had to throw in some confusion at the end for good measure.

So, there we have it... My first bait (in progress) that I'm posting... Does anyone have any suggestions on how to make the poor lad pose? I've already decided that I'm going to make him show the "Committee" the orphanage, with as many orphans as can be.

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:20 pm

48 hours later, and Father Joe gets not one, not two, not three, but FOUR responses... Seems the Lad is a tad bit anxious, folks!

Email #1 of four:

Quote:

Dear Father Heywood Joseph Blome
thanks for your mail.well i must let you know that we can
find any form as you stated in your previous mail. please
if there is any form to be filled, you keep us informed.
hoping to hearing from you Sir.
sincerely yours
HARRY CHARLES

That�s because there were NO forms, lol!

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:21 pm

Email #2 of four:

Quote:

Good day Father Heywood Joseph Blome,Father i just want to
make it get to your notice that i cant find the form in my
mail box like i wrote ealier on to you,I will be very and
happy and deligthed if you could send it again,May the lord
our God bless you aboundantly amen.

Your's sincerely,

Dr.HARRY CHARLES

Again, no forms, genius!

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:22 pm

Email #3 of four:

Quote:

Good day to you most reverend Joe Blome,

Gotta love that intro line, hehe

Quote:

I want to thank you once more for the
help which you and your church is granting my organisation
may the lord our God bless you.Father i wrote to you but
have not gotten any reply any way below i have listed
down on how the fund will be spent and i would appreciate
it if you can send me the registration form so i can fill
it up,Thank you once again.
normally the up keep of the orphange costs us
very close
to $140,000 yearly.But by the grace of GOD your
organisation has made it easy for us.GOD will continue to

bless you.
your's sincerely,

Dr.HARRY CHARLES.

The greedy Lad is trying to up the non-existant ante, and still no forms�

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:23 pm

And, email #4 of four:

Quote:

Good day ,
still waiting for your reply. May the lord our
God bless you .

Your's sincerely,

Dr.HARRY CHARLES

Think the lad is getting nervous? Well, now is the time to debut the induction and donation forms, and see if the laddy fills them out� Oh, and see if he�s willing to attach a photo of the orphanage�

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:30 pm

The Good Father replies, in an effort to calm our lad;

Quote:

My dear Dr. Harry,

Please forgive my not replying sooner; I was called away from the rectory on an emergency; It seems the Good Reverend Tackleberry dropped his beads down the churches' sink.

Tackleberry - gun crazy nut from Police Academy films - inserts a plan for a future round of chaos...

Quote:

I am truely saddened to learn that you lost the forms. But, the Good Lord forgives, and so shall I. Please find attached a copy of the donation form, as well as the induction form (the church donates to non-members, but it takes a LOT longer if you are not a member.. Usually up to 6 months longer). The Committee would also like to see the orphanage that they are donating to.. If you can attach a photo of yourself, with the orphans, outside of the orphanage, holding a banner that reads "We love the Church of the High Holy Rollers", this will help expedite the donation process. Which means, I'll be able to release the donation amount of $35,164 USD (thirty five thousand, one hundred sixty four united states dollars) to you as soon as 48 hours after the comittee recieves the package.

A mini-shit-on-a-ritz (for the full on SOAR, stay tuned for the Ballad of Sh0rty L0u)... Had to slap the poor fool for losing forms the Father never sent to him.

Quote:

Please do not hesitate in completing the application package, for the orphans sake!

Bless you, Dr. Harry, you are truely a saint!

Father Heywood Joseph Blome
Church of the High Holy Rollers

nb; Please find attached the two forms, and a picture of the church itself.

nb; You didn't hear this from me, but the more orphans you show the committee, the better it'll look.. Bless you, Dr. Harry!

Edit: Found a site; photobucket.com to host the images on.. Enjoy!

new membership form:

Donation Application:

The church itself:

notice; look CLOSELY at the "watermark" on the forms at the church...

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:17 pm

It�s been a couple days, so the Good Father decides to poke at the lad with a short stick� err, email;

Quote:

Dear Dr Harry,

I haven't heard back from you in a couple days; I was wondering what
the status of your grant application is? Please keep in mind the
orphans, and how much they can use the $35,164! Bless you, lad!

Father Joseph Blome
Church of the Holy High Rollers

Where o where has my little laddy gone? Oh where oh where could he be?

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:32 pm

I'm a big fan of Form Trophies...hope your lad bites!

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:00 pm

I'm hopin so too.. I had a hard time coming up with most of the questions, but a few, I pulled from shows like monty python, MXC, and jerry springer. What I'm curious is, if he'll come thru with the orphanage picture - That alone would probably cost him a lot in hiring children... Maybe I should up the donation amount...?

I've got another bait that's easily twice as long so far, but I think the lad finally got sick of my slaughtering his name in every email.... Haven't heard out of him for a couple days. In that one, I fed him along with fake news clippings - including one that had a bait in it, but he hasn't bit on that bait yet.. That main-bait is based on "Dont' be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood", "scary movie 1-3", and any movie/show that has the Wayans Bros in it.

I'm waiting for the bait to complete, but I think he's twigged on me... Or gotten sick of the messed up name (the last one, he yelled at my character for it, so my character slapped him and carried on with it).

Edit 2: The lad in this bait (tentatively named "Ballad of Sh0rty L0u") came back, so it will be a bit longer before its' posted... Still have to come up with a plan for this one, lol

Heh, slightly longer post than intended...

Edit: Did you look at the "New membership" forms' watermark? (hint; look just above the churchs' front door)

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:56 pm

ha ha ha "mugu" nice idea!

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:07 am

Sadly, it looks like this one has died - Anyone want the address to attempt to bait this lad? PM me if ya do...

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:55 pm

A few days later, and my mugu has come back!! Oh JOY!

Quote:

Good day your great one ,

Gotta love that! Twisted Evil

Quote:

i am very sorry for not
replying your mail.I have been very busy but i have gotten
the form which i have been waiting for and i am feeling it
up while i write to you in good faith,This is not a working
day but i have to make you realise that i am working on
evrry bit of infomation which you passed to me ,You will
recieve all the answers to the mail in which you sent to me
by next week.i am most greatful,May the lord GOD bless you
and amen.

Your's sincerely,

Dr.HARRY CHARLES.

Edit: "Feeling up" the form, eh? Should I disinfect it upon recieving?

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:57 pm

He must�ve busted a hump to reply on a Saturday, eh folks? It looks like this bait may yet live!

Quote:

Bless you, Brother-to-be Harry!

I am truely glad that the Church may yet be able to help the orphans! I have the payment in hand, ready for dispersal, as soon as the paperwork is submitted. Please have a great weekend, and do not forget to bless each child, as the Church looks upon each child as sacred and treasured!

Father Joseph Blome
Church of the Holy High Rollers

Looks like this bait may yet come to bear fruits afterall!

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:37 pm

A couple more days go by, and our Lad comes through!! Trophy time!

Quote:

Good day father, i am very happy today as i send you the
paper work .
Father do use the account which i sent to you
to pay in the money, I will be waiting to hear form you my
great one ,May the lord God bless you and my fellow
brothers,May he strengthen you.

your's sincerely,

Dr.HARRY CHARLES.

And now, the trophies;

Do you know where your Lads Kids are?
No Harry, though. Kinda saddening, but it had to cost for all 17 or so kids, so in a way, it pays off enough for me.

Edit: Faces were black-barred to protect the kids' identities

And the Forms (Caution, DO NOT DRINK FROM THIS POINT FORWARD!)

Induction form, front

Induction form, rear (question #12)

And, the grant agreement

Noticing a blatent pattern (the line across the images), The scanner MUST be a broken/second hand one.

Edit; So, the question here is, should I press Harry for a picture of himself with the "orphans"?

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:40 pm

VERY NICE!! Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:19 pm

Thankees, my good doctor Very Happy

I've come up with an idea for my Lad.... I just have to find a picture of a bloodied up church (either inside or out). Lets just say, an Altar Boy snapped (sick, but it'll confuse the Lad something fierce)... Or maybe an exorcism gone horribly awry?

It's just too bad the watermark didn't show up in the 'feeled up' forms. I have decided, though, that I am bound to get a picture of Dr. Harry somehow... Altho, I doubt it'll be the good Father Joe that gets the picture... Wink

Oh, I know just the person to break the news... Stay tuned to find out!

If you'd like to use some of the questions on the form, please feel free to (especially the one about the Pope - that ones' answer was priceless).

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 12:33 am

A day or so has gone by, and it's time for the Good Father to reply to our Lad.

Quote:

My dear Brother Harry!

Great news, Brother! The comittee has almost approved me to release the grant to you. But, there was one problem; The comittee would like to see the staff of the orphanage posing with the kids. They have also asked me to have you have the staff hold a sign reading "Bless you, Father Chris". Chris is the head of the comittee, and this will earn you points with him.

Lets just hope the Lad will come through for the orphans. This will add to the amount the lad is in the hole for, eh? Laughing

Chris is half of the name of an old skool rap group that I'm listening to at the moment (Kriss Kross).

Quote:

As soon as the photo is recieved, I will be authorized to send you the control information for the MoneyGram.

Please hurry, for the Orphans' sake, and may the Lord continue to shine on each and every one at your orphanage!

Father Joseph Blome
Church of the Holy High Rollers

Will the lad come thru with the trophy? Lets wait n find out!

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:34 am

A couple of days go by, and it seems we have a really willing lad, folks!

Quote:

Good day father Joe,
How are you and my fellow brothers hope
all is well.Father i am happy for you writting me today and
very greatful too,All the things required from me will be
sent.
Father i would after i send the picture to
you that the payment be made to the designated account
which i sent to you,Thanks and God bless.

Your's Sincerely,

Dr.HARRY CHARLES

Also, on my K7 account, there were two hangup calls � Pity, I think the Lad wanted to talk to the Father, eh?

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:38 am

And, the Good Father has to reassure our good Lad. Can�t blow a chance at the right trophies now, can we? At this point, the Good Father is starting to wonder if there is anything the Lad would be willing to do Twisted Evil

Quote:

Blessings be to you on this fine day, Brother Charles!

Please rest assured that as soon as the pictures are recieved, I will send you the details needed to collect the payment.

Father Joseph Blome
Church of the Holy High Rollers

Now all we have to do is sit back and wait, and knock up a surprise for the Lad Laughing

edit; After re-reading the bait, I've noticed that I asked for a picture with him AND the orphans right off the bat - He gave me a semi-bad picture. I won't slap right now, but if he fails to come through with _this_ picture, he'll get the slap of a lifetime Evil or Very Mad

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