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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 7:41 pm

One of my lotto baits, so not very long, but still, entertaining to me. Especially when he got nice and huffy.

Kevin sends me the amazing news! I've won!

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INTERNATIONAL LOTTO CO-OPERATION S.A
APARTADO CORREOS NO361,
AYENIDA DE ANDALUCIA NO1,
29080 MALAG ESPANA (0)

FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: OYL /2551256003/22
BATCH: 14/0017/IPD

ATTENTION: HONOURABLE WINNER,

RE:AWARD NOTIFICATION: FINAL NOTICE
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today been
the 1st December 2004 winners of the multi Famous
INTERNATIONALLOTTO CO-OPERATION
S.A of the INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS held on 29th November
2004. You were,attached to ticket number 025-1146-1992-750, with
serial number 2113-22 drew the
lucky numbers 13-15-22-37-39-43, and consequently won the
lottery in the 3rd category. You have therefore been
approved for a lump sum pay out of US$2.500,000.00 credited to
file REF
This is from total prize of US$20,400,000.00 shared among
the seventeen international winners in this category. All
participants were selected through a computer ballot system
drawn form 15 million names from Australia, New
Zealand, America, Europe and North America and Africa as
part of International Promotions Program, which is
conducted annually.
CONGRATULATIONS!

Your fund is now deposited with a company insured in your
name. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you keep this award strictly from public notice until
your claim has been processed and your money remitted to you.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program.

To begin your claim, please contact your claim agent
MR DON WILLIAMS FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER, GLOBAL
CROSSING, SOUTH WEST S.A

Email 1: [email protected]
Email 2: [email protected]

For due processing and remittance of your prize .
Remember all prize money must be claimed not later than 30 Days
from today. After 30 Days, all funds will be returned as unclaimed.
Sincerely,
KELVIN SCHOLES
THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications,
please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one
of your correspondences with your agent.
Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your
claims agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations! again from all our staff and thank you for being part
of our promotions program.
We hope with a part of you prize, you will participate in our end of
year high stakes US$1.3 billion International Lottery.

SORRY FOR THE LATE INFORMATIONS

Oh, I like late informations the best.

Hannah Leeds replies with a simple opening salvo.

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What do I need to do to claim my prize?

Hannah

I get the usual legalese and some fun technobabble about java-based software.

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ATTENTION: Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Mr.Douglas Randall the fiduciary agent assigned to your case. I
wish to Congratulate you on your victory, you are a lucky person to
have won this lottery. Your email address was amongst those chosen this

quarter from our new java-based software that randomly
selects email addresses from the web from which winners are selected.
You are required to forward the following details to help
facilitate the processing of your claims and certificate which will
facilitate the release of your winnings.
Your winning price is to the une of Two Million Euros.
1. Full names.
2. Phone number.
3. Fax number.
4. Occupation.
5. Sex.
6. Age.
7. Nationality.
You are advised to forward this information as soon as possible to
enable us attend to your winnings. Our firm has been contracted to
handle payments on your behalf, once we confirm your information, your
payments would be processed. Everything was done in
such a way that our payments mode would meet the standards set by the
Lottery boards.After you have sent down these information, a
certificate will be prepared for you. This is to be your proof of
winning from this office to the payment center before they release your

funds. Be advised that your winnings would be paid to you in Four(4)
installments of 500,000.00 Euros {Five HundredThousand Euros}. This is
done because of the amount won by you. This money would be paid to you
on instalmental basis via the Correspondent Bank of the Lottery
promoters. You are advised to keep your winning numbers secret to avoid

unscrupulous elements from taking advantage of the situation. Once
again, congratulations.
Sincerely,
MR. DOUGLAS RANDALL
Douglas Randall & Associates
50 Broadway
Westminster
London SW1H OBL
United Kingdom
PRACTICE AREAS:-
Banking / Finance
Intellectual Property
Charities
Litigation/Dispute Resolution
Competition
Private Client
Corporate/Public Employment
Real Estate / Property
Environment
Shipping
Family
Tax

.......................................................................
.......................................................................
......................................... This email and its
attachments are confidential and intended for the exclusive use of the
dressee(s).This email and its attachments may also be privileged or
protected by legal rules. If you have received this by mistake please
let us know by reply immediately and destroy the email and its
attachments without reading, copying or forwarding the
contents.

I decide to have a bit of fun, if the scammer plays along.

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------ Original Message ------
Received: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 05:42:58 AM EST
From: "douglas" <[email protected]>
To:
Subject: LOTTERY AWARD WINNER

> ATTENTION: Dear Sir/Madam,
>
> I am Mr.Douglas Randall the fiduciary agent assigned to your case. I
> wish to Congratulate you on your victory, you are a lucky person to
> have won this lottery. Your email address was amongst those chosen this
>
> quarter from our new java-based software that randomly
> selects email addresses from the web from which winners are selected.
> You are required to forward the following details to help
> facilitate the processing of your claims and certificate which will
> facilitate the release of your winnings.
> Your winning price is to the une of Two Million Euros.

Wow! Coincidentally, I am a java programmer. So, just curious, does the
software use the binary rationalization method of walking the web for email
addresses, or the randomized algorithm, to give everyone an equal chance of
winning? By the way, I am a Madam, not a Sir.

> 1. Full names. Hannah Renee Leeds
> 2. Phone number. 206-666-3170
> 3. Fax number. 206-666-3170
> 4. Occupation. Java Programmer
> 5. Sex. Female
> 6. Age. I fail to see why you need this information. Please explain why you
need my age.
> 7. Nationality. I also fail to see why you need this at this stage. Please
explain why you need my nationality, and whether you mean my country of
residency or my birth nation.

Hannah Leeds

Meh, he's no fun at all. Unless you count the fact that he replied to me with a dancing smiley emoticon ad at the bottom of the email.

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FROM: THE DESK OF THE CLAIMS DEPARTMENT OO9L-SATBPK,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/CLEARANCE APT/BAR022,
REF: OYL /2551256003/22
BATCH: 14/0017/IPD

ATTENTION:HANNAH,

FIRST AND FORE-MOST WE ARE STILL USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO STILL SAY A HUGE CONGRATULATIONS ABOUT YOUR ABOVE WON MONEY WHICH YOU HAVE JUST BEEN AWARDED.I AM MR DON WILLIAMS,THE FOREIGNS CLAIMS DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF ALL YOUR CLAIMS AND PROCEDURES TOWARDS THE REMMITANCE OF YOUR CASH.THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE TO DO IMMEDIATELTY,YOU ARE ADVISED TO FILL THE FORM BELOW AND GET BACK TO US.AS SOON AS IT'S BEEN FILLED AND RETURNED BACK TO US,WE WOULD BE TELLING YOU THE NEXT STEP YOU WOULD BE TAKING CONCERNING YOUR CLAIMS.
YOU ARE ADVISED TO FILL THE FORM AS IT STATES AND DO NOT ENDEAVOUR TO MAKE MISTAKES,BECAUSE ANYTHING BEEN FILLED IN THE FORM DETERMINES ON HOW WE FURTHER YOUR CLAIMS.

Best regards,
Mr Don Williams(LL.B,B.SCL)
Foreigns Claims Agent.
For:INTERNATIONAL LOTTO CO-OPERATION S.A

TAKE NOTE:
Remember,all prize money must be claimed not later than 30 Days. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed.In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences to us your Claims agent.Do fill the form with the exact details needed. We hope with a part of you prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes US$1.3 billion International Lottery.

HERE IS THE FORM

INTERNATIONAL LOTTO CO-OPERATION S.A
APARTADO CORREOS NO361,
AYENIDA DE ANDALUCIA NO1,
29080 MALAG ESPANA (0)

WINNERS QUESTIONAIRE

REFERENCE NUMBER..........................................
WINNING NUMBER: .............................................................
The lucky No..................................................
FULL NAME: ................................................................................
AGE:.......................................
SEX:.................................
OCCUPATION.................................................
COMPANY NAME: ..............................................................
FULL ADDRESS: ....................................................................................
...............................
TEL........................................... FAX: .........................................
E-MAIL.........................................................................................
MODE OF RECEIVAL OF AWARD PRIZE.................................................................
BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/ INDIVIDUAL:
...........................................................................................................
...........................................................................................
...............................
HAVE YOU EVER DIRECTLY/INDIRECTLY PARTICIPATED
IN ANY LOTTERY PROGRAMME?
(YES OR NO) IF YES PLEASE STATE.......................................................
..................................................................................
...................................................................................
HOW DO YOU WISH TO SPEND YOUR WON PRIZE? :
...................................................................................
...................................................................................
..................................................................................
I HEREBY ENDORSE THIS QUESTIONAIRE AND AGREE
TO ABIDE BY THE TERMS AND CONDITION OF THE
"INTERNATIONAL LOTTO CO-OPERATION,
________________ ___________________
Signature Date.

Okay, so Hannah's dutiful

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Since you require a signature, I printed off the form, filled it out, signed
it, then scanned it back in. My completed form is attached.

Hannah

Attached is a 350 K corrupted jpg.

Funnily enough, the lad accepts it anyway!

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Attn:Hannah,

We are please to inform you that your form has been received and have been documented in the office.

After the meeting that we had last week saturday we were told that all winner will have to get their money from the london payment office.

So right now you are to contact the london payment office for the sending of your money.There you will get all the official document from them.

Name of contact person: Dr James Peterz
Email address: [email protected]
Phone number: +447040112462
Fax number: +448701311784

Here are the informtion that you are to send to the payment office so that they will verify your name and the winning numbers.

REFERENCE NUMBER:
WINNING NUMBER:
LUCKY NUMBER:
NAME:
ADDRESS:

Incase there is any change of address let the payment office know so that they will mark it.Keep me update as soon as you get in touch with the payment office.

Best Regards
Don Williams (Mr)
foreign claim agent.

I forward the necessary info, along with this lovely bit of false info.

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Below is all my winning numbers and things. My name is Hannah Leeds, and my
address is P.O. Box 914 Altoona, Mississippi 54234.

Hannah

Mr. Peterz is on the ball, folks. He responds thusly.

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Attn:Hannah,

This is the payment office and I am Dr James Peterz,you are contacting us because of your money that has to be signed for payment by us?

Right now your money has been insured in an insurance company in your name.

First what you are to do is to fill out the payment form that is attach on this mail,so that we can proceed with your claim.

As soon as you have fill the form you are to get back to me on time.

Here is my phone number if you have any thing to ask you can call on me or write so that I will know what you want to say. +447040112462

Most of the official document will be sent to you as soon the office has made all procedure about your claim.

You are to get back to me with the filled form so that we will proceed with your claim.

Best Regards
Dr James Peterz.
Payment Director.

I bite my tongue about wanting to ask him if he is a 1337 haxx0r, and that's what's up with the z on the end of his name.

The payment form. In all it's craptacular splendiferousness.

Hannah does her homework.

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Attached is my completed form.

Hannah

Again, it's corrupted and can't be downloaded/viewed. Guess I need to stop opening up those graphics in notepad and deleting and replacing stuff, huh?

Dr. Peterz still accepts it, and replies in all caps, bold mode!

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ATTN: HANNAH,

THIS IS THE PAYMENT OFFICE. WE ACKNOLEGDE YOUR QUICK RESPONS TO THE FORM THAT WAS SENT TO YOU.RIGHT NOW YOU ARE TO PICK FROM THE GIVEN OPTIONS,WHICH IS GIVEN TO VARIOUS WINNER WHO WERE ASK TO CONTACT US FOR THEIR CLAIM.

THIS ARE THE 3 OPTIONS WE GIVE OUT TO WINNERS WHO ARE MAKING THEIR CLAIMS:
FIRST OPTION IS WINNERS ARE ADVISED TO COME DOWN TO LONDON WHERE OUR HEAD OFFICE IS LOCATED FOR FURTHER CLAIMS.

SECOND OPTION IS THE TRANSFER MODE.IF YOU WOULD BE NEEDING YOUR ABOVE WON MONEY $2,500,000.00 BY TRANSFER YOU ARE TO PAY A PRICE CHARGE OF $810 TO US THEN WE SEND DOWN YOUR FUND INTO ANY DESIGNATED ACCOUNT OF YOURS.

THIRD OPTION,IF YOU INTEND GETTING YOUR AWARD MONEY BY CHECK,THE AMOUNT YOU ARE TO PAY IS $950.

WITH ANY OPTION YOU CHOOSE YOU ARE TO PAY THE CHARGES INVOLVED,YOU WOULD NOT BE PAYING ANY CHARGES IF YOU CAN COME DOWN TO LONDON WHERE WE ARE LOCATED.WE DO NOT DEDUCT ANY CHARGES FROM INITIAL WINNINGS,BECAUSE YOUR MONEY IS ALREADY INSURED AND CAN'T BE TOUCHED ONLY AT YOUR PRESENCE.

YOU ARE TO GET BACK TO US WITH ANY OPTION YOU CHOOSE SO AS TO ENABLE FURTHER DETAILS ON HOW YOU ARE GETTING YOUR FUND REMMITED.

YOU CAN ALSO REACH ME ON MY PHONE NUMBER +447040112462.

URGENT REPLY NEEDED

BEST REGARDS,
DR JAMES PETERZ
HEAD DIRECTOR LEGAL CLEARANCE.

N.B
YOU WOULD BE GETTING ALL OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS FROM US SUCH AS CERTIFICATE OF YOUR AWARD,APPROVAL FROM DBCN,PAYMENT GURANTEE,LETTER OF OWNERSHIP FROM THE BCHRD UK.

Hannah takes the notion that she wants to travel. (The lads hate that.)

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I'll take the first option. Where in London is the payment office located?

Thanks,
Hannah

The lad switches to the "short time frame" pressuring tactic, the threat of you losing your prize, and claims he may be away or something. Why the hell do they offer that option if it pisses them off so much when you take it? Lads.

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Attn: Hannah,

Compliment of the day to you,regarding to the mail that you wrote to me that you will be coming to London to get your prize.

After the meeting that we had yesterday,we were told that any winner who have to come to London for his/her claim will have to come by appoinment.

Because as at this period the office is very busy,we are making arrangment on how winners will get their prize remitted.

And any winner who want to come down to London to get his/her prize will have to come before the 17th of December 2004.

And also all winners are to get their prize before the 23rd of this month in other for their prize no to be cancelled.

I will want you to get back to me and let me know when you are coming to London to get your prize.

I am attaching a copy of my identity card so that you will know who i am.

Best Regards
Dr James Peterz

THIS ID is supposed to make me feel better? Couldn't he even find a "comforting white dude" with a head-on shot? Did he just stand in the airport and catch some guy walking by? Cut someone's head out of a cocktail party photo?

Hannah ain't buying it. She just steamrolls ahead with plans to travel.

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I'll be on the following flight.

Leave
Wed, Dec 15 Continental Airlines 1580
Depart: 8:30am
Arrive: 4:26pm

1 stop Seattle, WA (SEA)
Newark, NJ (EWR)

Economy | 4hr 56min | Boeing 737

Change Airline. Time between flights: 2hr 14min

Virgin Atlantic 3118
operated by Continental Airlines -- CO 0018
Depart: 6:40pm
Arrive: 6:40am
Newark, NJ (EWR)
London, United Kingdom (LGW)

Economy | 7hr 0min | Boeing 777
Total duration: 14hr 10min

Please email me the location of the office and my appointment time. I can be
there any reasonable time after my arrival.

By the way, you need to lengthen the time frame for arrival in London for
winners to claim their prize. I was very prompt in contacting you with my
information and my choice to come to London, but you left me little time to
make travel arrangements.

Hannah

The brain surgeons want to talk to me. They've discovered they can't open my claim form, as well.

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Attn:Hannah,

I acknoledge the receipt of your mail that you will be in London today.I will want you to send to me your personal phone nmber so that i ca reach you on phone when you get to London.I have ask the claim agent to get me your phone number so that i could reach you on phone, but he told me that their sever is down for him to open the questioniar form that was sent to you.We will be expecting to hear from you before your departure.

Best Regards
Dr James Peterz

Hannah makes excellent use of the "my cell phone won't work there!" modality.

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------ Original Message ------
Received: Wed, 15 Dec 2004 09:17:47 AM EST
From: "payment office" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT REPLY NEEDED

> Attn:Hannah,
>
> I acknoledge the receipt of your mail that you will be in London today.I
> will want you to send to me your personal phone nmber so that i ca reach
> you on phone when you get to London.

It won't do any good to give you a phone number. I assume you mean my mobile
number. Don't you know that most American mobile phones don't work in Europe?
Since my mobile would be useless on this trip, I left it at home.

>I have ask the claim agent to get me
> your phone number so that i could reach you on phone, but he told me
> that their sever is down for him to open the questioniar form that was
> sent to you.We will be expecting to hear from you before your departure.
>
> Best Regards
> Dr James Peterz

Dr. Peterz, we're on layover in Newark right now. We're scheduled to board the
plane to London in less than an hour. I'm using the computer here in the
business center to check my mail, expecting that you would have given me the
information about where the office is located and when my appointment will be.
You don't need my questionnaire nor my phone number to do that. I expect to
either see you at the London Gatwick airport, before my arrival at 6:40am, or
to find the information about the office and my appointment in my email
account. You've had plenty of time to get that information to me, Dr. Peterz.
Once again, I arrive in the morning on the following flight:

Virgin Atlantic 3118
operated by Continental Airlines -- CO 0018
Arrive: 6:40am
Newark, NJ (EWR)
London, United Kingdom (LGW)

It would also be a great courtesy if you could book a hotel room on my behalf
in an area convenient to the office, since you are more familiar with the
area. I wasn't able to book my room before leaving, not knowing where the
office is located. As I said before, Dr. Peterz, it's really quite
discourteous of the organization to expect winners to make travel arrangements
on such a tight timeframe.

Hannah

So, my character just keeps steamrolling toward London like the Allied troops at Normandy, much to the lad's chagrin.

Dr. Peterz goes silent, so Hannah pokes him with a stick.

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I have waited patiently, after arriving, I have checked myself into the
following hotel,

Radisson Edwardian Mountbatten Plaza
20 Monmouth St
Seven Dials Covent Garden
London, WC2H 9HD United Kingdom
Phone: 20-7836-4300

and you failed to meet me at the airport or to give me the information
regarding your office and/or my appointment to pay the fees and receive my
prize. If I fail to hear from you within a reasonable amount of time, I shall
go straight to the police station and file a complaint with the police. If I
do not hear from you in time to collect my prize before the deadline, I shall
file a criminal complaint and take you to court. Your choice.

Hannah Leeds

Oh noes! I am contacted by the International Credit Commission in London!

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To: Hannah,

Sir/Madam,

We are the payment officer in charge of your win payment I wish to advice that I was informed that you are coming to London to secure your payment in this situation I wish to let you know that most officer that will assist you are gone , I will like to let you know that your payment is late but due to you came a far I can only you in one condition as soon as I received your call: 07787375423 you should urgently call me as soon as you receive the msg.

Martin Hanson.

So, either Martin has trouble with English, since his verb tenses don't agree, or he is a member of the royal family! Apparently Dr. Peterz was, too, since Martin insists on saying "are" for each one of them. We are not amused.

Hannah decides to get nasty. Cover any tender ears.

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------ Original Message ------
Received: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 11:46:56 AM EST
From: "International Credit Commission" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: urgent

> To: Hannah,
>
> Sir/Madam,

It's Madam, you @#$%ing incompetent.

>
> We are the payment officer in charge of your

So, you, personally, are more than one person? Do you have voices in that
@#$%ed up head of yours?

>win payment I wish to advice that I was informed that you are coming to
London to secure your payment in this situation

No, I am not coming to London, I am already @#$%ing IN London. And why can you
not seem to construct a grammatically correct sentence?

>I wish to let you know that most officer that will assist you are gone ,

I hope it's because he got hit by a double decker bus.

>I will like to let you know that your payment is late but due to you >came a
far I can only you in one condition as soon as I received your >call:
07787375423 you should urgently call me as soon as you receive >the msg.
>
> Martin Hanson.
>

Oooh! Martin gets tough. I'm scared. Not.

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Hannah Leeds,

I do not expect you to be this stupid, look at the way you address your mail to me will i make sure that you apologies for this embarrassment for this reason I have make your file for next year.

When you are ready you can write me as I will not entertain any phone call form you

.

Martin.

Make me, mugu.

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------ Original Message ------
Received: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 11:51:38 AM EST
From: "International Credit Commission" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: urgent

> Hannah Leeds,
> I do not expect you to be this stupid,

Why not? Do you think no one can approach your personal level of stupidity?

>look at the way you address your mail to me will i make sure that you
>apologies for this embarrassment for this reason I have make your file >for
next year.

I'm not apologizing for anything. You people told me to come to London by the
17th to get my money. And none of you can even find your behind with two
hands, a flashlight, a map and a hired guide. I asked a simple question. I
asked where the office was, and when my appointment was. And you incompetent
@#$%ers can't even handle that. Can any of you there even hold a pen? Write in
cursive? I bet none of you can sign your own name, so why should I expect any
of you to be able to issue a check?

> When you are ready you can write me as I will not entertain any phone call
form you
> .
> Martin.

Why the hell would I want to phone you? You are ignorant, uninformed, and
incompetent. Possibly criminaly so, if you managed to make me miss the
deadline for claiming my prize through the combined idiocy of the employees of
this organization. I'm cooperating with the police and a barrister in order to
find out what my options are. Frankly, the lawyer thinks I can sue you into
the poorhouse. If you cost me my prize, I will have your pathetic little
testicles in a mason jar on my desk at home. I'll keep a magnifying glass on
the desk so people can have a look at them.

Hannah Leeds

Martin pulls out the usual pathetic lad comeback. He's a regular Don Rickles.

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> Hannah Leeds

what ever you are called i don't want to know you can never get the money in an anger i told you that I hold the four (A) you don't want to believe , well after you sue me or what ever you want to do I will than deal with you, I am more educated than you so I will not be as mad as you are ask somebody to advice you on how a wise man act, I see you as a fool but all the same like I said I will not be a part to your depuration as I told you your cash is in my position will deposited on till all paper work for release is done and completed by you.

Look we deal on cash so it be dangerous to bring to our office a person like you.

Look well if you want to cooperate let me know.

Thanks

Martin.

Martin's a bit boring so far, so I decide to see if I can get a good rise out of him

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No you won't "deal with me". Know why? Because you're a @#$%ing scammer. The
police said so. You're a @#$%ing scammer who doesn't have an office, or any
money to give me, and you certainly can't act like a wise man. You can't even
find the @#$%ing shift key on your keyboard and use it properly. And you're
probably sleeping with Dr. James Peterz, if he exists. I bet the two of you
make a cute couple. Which one of you takes it in the arse? Or do you just suck
each other's dicks?

Anyway, you don't have an office, paperwork, or anything else. You're probably
sitting in a dingy little webcafe, scraping by and selling your skanky little
body to other for money when you need to buy some time to scam innocent
victims.

And, honey, I've got two Bachelor of Science degrees. No way in hell you're
more educated than me. Otherwise you wouldn't be a thief. Yeah, I bet you deal
in cash. You steal it. @#$% you and the fellow scammer you rode in on.

Hannah Leeds

He finally shows a little spirit. And ooh, the irony! Saying I'm trying to pursue what I don't own by suing! (Scamming apparently is okay, though.)

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Hannnnahh puse

If u have degrees like u said why should u purse what u don't own me and u who is a thife its u than,

go to hell

Sadly, my kissoff seems to have left him flopping in the dust, no more brain cells available to come up with pathetic insults.

Quote:

------ Original Message ------
Received: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 01:06:45 PM EST
From: "International Credit Commission" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: urgent

> Hannnnahh puse
> If u have degrees like u said why should u purse what u don't own

I don't need the money. I make a good living. I just would love to see you
sued into the poorhouse for being a disgusting, scamming, thieving little
shit. But I guess there isn't much need to bother. You probably live in a
cardboard box as it is.

>me and u who is a thife its u than,
> go to hell
>

Lose the ability to spell, use words or type when you're angry, pumpkin? I can
practically feel the enraged spittle from here, you incoherent baboon. If
anyone's going to Hell, it's you. For being a lying, thieving scammer. And
possibly for being so stupid and ignorant that it's a crime against humanity.
You're such a pathetic scammer, I'm actually worried you might starve. Which
is so much quicker and less painful than the boiling acid bath you deserve.

@#$% off, you rotten scammer. Go find some poor, defenseless old grannies to
scam. That's about your speed.

Hannah

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:01 am

Short and sweet and to the point, nice job. I love that horrible ID he hacked up, it looks like someone started to write a cursive n or m and forgot how to stop.

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 3:02 pm

You know, I kind of like lottery baits. They follow a predictable pattern of sorts. All you have to do is bullheadedly insist you're going to come in person to get your money, demand some ID if they don't send it to you, and you've generally got "Instant Hot-tempered Lad". You're almost guaranteed to get to insult someone.

On this one, the priceless ID and the fact that they didn't bother clicking my attachment until after they had "accepted" it was pretty funny. And Dr. Peterz was just a wonderful lad name. Wonder if they borrowed it from a baiter?

Guest

Brilliant!

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:29 pm

this week 310 West Africans arrested in Malaga Spain mainly for Lottery scams.

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:41 pm

mrsbean, well done! I do love a good slappin'!!! Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:18 am

That is the thing I lurrrves about a lotto bait that gets off the ground. You are going to get to write a nasty letter or two.

Helps burn off the work stress. I think everyone who has a stressful job should bait. Leaves you loose as a goose. Better than massage, even.

Well, maybe almost as good as massage.

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:12 am

Good bait. Nadnerb like.

Smile

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