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Dr Hugh G Rection
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a letter from deepest Nigeria!
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From: bitur fish <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 09:09:27 -0800 (PST)
Subject: HELP THE NEEDY
MESSAGE OF JESUS CHRIST MINISTRY INT.
Ministry Rev. Dr. bitur fish.
Dipl. T.C. Eng. MTS MDiv.Ph. D (Cand), DMin, Th.M
On behalf of the entire ministry. I wish you all our associates all the heavenly Blessings.
I am Rev. Dr. bitur fish Ministry in charge. The Ministry offers counseling services to deaf and dam, widows, schools, high institution, families, individuals, patients, motherless, prison in-mate and offices etc.
We are seek for your financial assistance to enable us, print our magazines, accommodate and feed our counselors (pastors) who are deployed to various states of Nigeria to offer counseling services as mentioned in paragraph 2.
All these services are to raise fruitful and lively people of glory, who shall be balance in their knowledge of God�s world and power through anointed counseling and ministrations.
Our mission is to fight against cultisme, abortions, child kidnapping for ritual purposes etc, in Lagos state and Nigeria at large, these are very common practice.
Please help the ministry to carry on their mission to bring the gospel of life to thousands more of Nigerians. Remember, the part you play determines many souls.
I am lifting you up before the lord in prayers, and I believe that God will do the miraculous for you and you.
Yours reaching to others.
Ministry
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Hugh's reply:
From: Hugh G. Rection
To: bitur fish <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 17:11:44 -0500
Subject: Re: HELP THE NEEDY
Hello Dearest Mister Fish Biter,
I am the Reverend Hugh G Rection of the Church of Zetty Twine, in
Jesus' name, amen.
I can certainly help you and your blessed ministry, praise God, amen.
Please tell me what you need...
Sincerely,
Rev Hugh |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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From: bitur fish <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 10:59:18 -0800 (PST)
Subject: THANKS
Dear Hugh G. Rection
may the glory of almighty god shine on you and your ministry we are making all efforts to circulate the work of god all over the nation. infact we are having some problems pressing us here many atimes and we find it more difficult.Dear Rev (1)we need your financial assistance to enable us feed the suffering brethren
(2)bibles
(3) christian literature
Dear pleased if you can asist us in some of the problems by sending them to our ministry, we will be more happy. no amount of help is too small. we are looking fowards to receive your help. this is my post adders bitur fish
P.O.BOX 319, Mbaitoli L.G.A
Imo State Nigeria
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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rev hugh responds...
From: Hugh G. Rection
To: bitur fish <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 16:25:40 -0500
Subject: Re: THANKS
Dear Mr. Fish Biter,
Hullo wanker, well I have a hell of a lot of bibles that I can ship to
you so you can save the souls of heathens in your country. I also have
some literature for the Church of Zetty Twine. If you'd like an
emergency donation of $2,000 you must fill out the attached
application forms. Fax them to me at 1-253-323-0724
Yours in Jesus H Christ,
Rev Hugh G Rection
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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a reply from fish biter!
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From: bitur fish <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Wed, 2 Feb 2005 10:54:35 -0800 (PST)
Subject: thanks and god blss you.
Dear brother Hugh G. Rection
thanks for you help in our Church, i am happy today to hear that you will send us bible and money to our Church will thank you so much for that.
thanks and god blss you.
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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From: Hugh G. Rection
To: bitur fish <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 2 Feb 2005 14:28:14 -0500
Subject: Re: thanks and god blss you.
Dear Fish Biter lad,
Tell me, how many bibles do you need? We have buggered STACKS of them.
I can send you 500 of them if you'd like. What address shall I ship
them to? Please also let me know your contact address so we can send
you the money. Do you prefer moneygram or Western Union?
Don't forget!! FILL OUT THESE ATTACHED FORMS AND FAX THEM BACK SO THE
FUNDS CAN BE RELEASED!!
Fax number:1-253-323-0724
Sincerely,
Rev Hugh
Church of Zetty Twine
The forms:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/magua/zettyfunds1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/magua/zettyfunds2.jpg |
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Dj Tricky
Master Baiter
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Location: Causing a trail of destruction wherever I roam
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From the form it sounds like one hell of a church!  I'd hate to see what's involved in a sermon....
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Holy crap! A reply from Fish Biter!
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From: bitur fish <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2005 03:30:35 -0800 (PST)
Subject: i am very grateful
Dear brother in christ
i am very grateful that you want to send us money and bible. pls send the money by western union with my name.
Receiver Name BITUR FISH
(2)sender Hugh G. Rection
(3)Test question Fish
(4)Answer Fish
(5)CONTROL NO----------
(6)AmounT------------
(7)FROM USA
(8)TO NIGERIA
and don,t fail to shiP the bible with this our post adderss okay.
this is our post adderss
BITUR FISH
P.O.BOX 319, Mbaitoli L.G.A
Imo State Nigeria
thanks you so much to helping our ministry
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Fri Feb 04, 2005 3:27 pm |
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I'm confused...
Is Fish Biter a dude, or dudess? If a Dude, then the answers to questions 15 and 16 are contradictory.
EDIT: He's a dude... Time for slappage for lying!
Edit EDIT: His erect penis is 2 CM?
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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I'm thinking he's bisexual...and confused! |
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Fri Feb 04, 2005 3:30 pm |
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#21..
He's a male, has a 2 cm erect penis.. AND A VAGINA? |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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yeah...he's confused alright...maybe he is one of those hermaphrodite things...? |
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419Eater is my life
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I think that you and Jaywalker may be baiting the same mugu ....
http://www.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32966 |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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methinks you're right! |
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Does your church accept dwarfs?
see, he is only 1.4 meters tall... no wonder that his penis is only 2 cm.
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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I've ignored him for a bit...so Fishie writes
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From: bitur fish <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2005 06:22:53 -0800 (PST)
Subject: how.
dear
how are you today?
i am still looking for your help
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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I decide to screw with his mind a bit...
From: Hugh G. Rection To: bitur fish <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2005 10:48:33 -0500
Subject: Re: how.
Dear Jack Knob
You're not a priest in bizarro-land, are you? Didn't you see the
goddamn forms I sent with the last e mail? FILL THEM OUT!! DO YOU
UNDERSTAND SIMPLE FRIKKING ENGLISH?? Freakin foreigners, go figure!
Now get your head out of your ass and send me what I need or God will
never ever forgive you for being such a failure as you are.
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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A confused mugu writes back:
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From: bitur fish <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2005 10:58:11 -0800 (PST)
Subject: WHAT
Dear Hugh G. Rection
HOW ARE YOU TODAY? PLS I DON, UNDERSTAND YOU WHAT DO YOU WHAT ME TO DO AGAIN, PLS TELL ME. I HAVE FILL FILL forms AND I sent IT TO YOU OKAY
THANKS
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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From: Hugh G. Rection <drhughgrection
Reply-To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Tue, 8 Feb 2005 05:19:48 -0500
Subject: Re: WHAT
Hello
My apologies, old bugger. My mind has been slipping a bit since I had
that dreadful accident a few months ago. It's too painful for me to
talk about. I forgot to tell you: Western Union requires you to fill
out a security form before I can send you the money. Here it is, I
attach the forms.
Your friend,
Hugh |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Whoopsie! I forgot to attach the form. Let me send it:
From: Hugh G. Rection
To: bitur fish <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 8 Feb 2005 05:33:51 -0500
Subject: Re: WHAT
Hello Fishy
Again I apologize, lad. I'm a bit strung out. Anyway, I got your
previous forms, but now Western Union requires you to fill out this
form attached. This is some new kind of anti-terrorist bullshit that
our government is doing.
Rev Hugh
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/magua/wuform1.jpg
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