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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:05 pm

Marian finally replies!

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 05:43:41 -0800 (PST)
Subject: I AM NOT HAPPY WITH YOU

Dear hugh
how are you today? i miss you so much and i still love you. have you send the money? i am not happy with you. pls this is my new email now okay. and don,t fail to email back with this email.
have a nice day.
no one but you.
i still love you
marian

hurray! she still loves me!

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:06 pm

The lovesick Rev Rection replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 09:54:04 -0500
Subject: Re: I AM NOT HAPPY WITH YOU

Marian(the widow)

For God's sake woman I have been trying to contact you! Where have you
been? I told you that you were approved for the money. We need to know
if you prefer Moneygram or Western Union. We need your contact
information. Now listen honeypot, write back soon!
Luv ya
Rev H

P.S. Do you like bukkake?

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:48 pm

Marian replies...

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 11:37:17 -0800 (PST)
Subject: THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.................URGENT REPLY.

DEAR LOVER.

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?TOGETHER WITH YOUR PROBLEM.HOPE YOU HAVE GET WELL.PLEASE I'M SORRY FOR WHAT HAPUEND TO YOU BUT IN ANY CONDITION WE GIVE THANKS TO GOD.PLEASE I'M SORRY FOR NOT REPLY YOU SINCE YOU REPLY ME BACK I TRAVEL TO LAGOS BUT I HAVE CAME BACK,AND I'M HAPPY TO HEAR FROM YOU IN GOOD CONDITION. WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS TO SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.AND I WANT YOU TO USE THE INFOMATION THAT I GAVE YOU LAST TIME TO SEND THE MONEY BECAUSE THE ATTORNEY HAVE CALD ME LAST WEEK BEFORE I CAME BACK FROM LAGOS ASKING ME ABOUT THE MONEY BUT I TOLD HIM THAT I TRAVEL TO LAGOS BUT I WILL REPLY YOU TODAY SO YOU WILL SEND THE MONEY THIS WEEK SO THEY WILL TRAVEL TO FEDRAL MINISTRY OF JUSTICE ABUJA FOR THE DOCUMENTS SO BEFORE NEST WEEK THE BANK WILL TRANSFER THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER AFTER SENDING THE MONEY THIS WEEK SO IF THEY COMES BACK THE BANK WILL TRANSFER THER MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT OKEY.
edit: That had to be one of the longest run-on sentences I've ever seen! Shocked

AND IF YOU SEND THE MONEY TRY TO REPLY ME BACK AND TELL ME SO I WILL GO AND RESIVE THE MONEY AND SEND IT TO THEM OK.

I WAIT FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY.

MARIAN....ABACHA(THE WIDOW)I..LOVE...YOU.

Well, she didn't answer my question about bukkake! I'm going to waste a bit of this mugu's time. To be continued...

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:31 pm

Rev-baby Rection responds:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 12:28:02 -0500
Subject: Re: THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.................URGENT REPLY.

Wassup Marian baby,

Well I'm glad you finally got your shit together and decided to write.
Thank God for miracles, eh? Anyway, I will go to the Western Union
Office in a day or two...can you please just give me the contact
information once more? I seem to have lost the e mail you sent me that
had all the information. As soon as you give me the information I will
go to WU and send the money.
Give me some loving baby, in Zetty's arms,
Rev Hugh

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:46 pm

Marian replies promptly...

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 10:53:40 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.................PLEASE MY ONLY LOVER DO NOT MISS TO SEND THE MONEY.

DEAR LOVER.

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?TOGETHER WITH YOUR CHURCH,HOPE YOU ALL ARE IN GOOD CONDITION,PLEASE I'M HAPPY TO HEAR FROM YOU IN GOOD CONDITION.PLEASE HONEY AS YOU SEE ME NOW I'M TAYEARD IN THIS BUSINESS BECAUSE WHAT YOU TOLD ME IS NOT WHAT I'M SEEING EVERY DAY I WILL GOT A CALL FROM THE ATTORNEYS CHEMBER FROM ABIA STATE ASKING ME ABOUT THE MONEY THEY TOLD ME THAT IF I AND MY PATNER IS NOT RADY IN THIS BUSINESS.

LET ME TOLD THEM SO THEY WILL STOP CALLING ME AND I BEG THEM THAT I HAVE SEND MAIL TO MY LOVER YESTERDAY THAT LET THEM GIVE ME ONLY BUT TOW DAYS THAT YOU WILL SEND THEY MONEY TO THEM AS YOU HAVE PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL SEND THEY MONEY TO THEM SO PLEASE MY ONLY LOVER AND MY ONLY HEART I HOPE YOU WILL NOT FAIL ME TO SEND THIS MONEY TO ME SO I WILL SEND IT TO THEM BY NEST TOW DAYS SO THEY WILL TRAVEL TO THE ABUJA FOR THE CLAIM.

PLEASE I GAVE MY ONLY HOPE IN YOU AND I DON,T WANT YOU TO FAIL ME BY SENDING THIS MONEY TO ME BY NEST TOW DAYS AS I HAVE GIVE YOU THIS INFOMATION THAT YOU WILL USE TO SEND THIS MONEY AND I HOPE YOU WILL SEND THEY MONEY,AND THEY BANK IS DISTOBING ME TOMUCH THAT THEY TIME THAT I GAVE THEY HAVE DONE THAT I SHULDE BE FAST SO THEY WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT BY NEST WEEK IF THE ATTORNEY CAME BACK FROM THE FEDRAL MINISTRY OF JUSTICE ABUJA,

THAT THEY BANK WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND YOU KNOW THAT THIS MONEY IS THE LAST HOPE OF MY FAMILY.AND I PROMISE YOU ANY MONEY THAT YOU AND YOUR CHURCH SPEND IN THIS TRANSACTION THAT ME AND MY FAMILY WILL PAY YOU BACK SO I DON,T WANT YOU TO FAIL BY SENDING THIS MONEY TO ME.AND I HAVE AGREE 100% TO GION YOUR CHURCH.

AND TO GIVE MY LOVE TO YOU AND MY ALL MY FAMILY HAVE AGREE TO GION YOUR CHURCH AFTER THIS TRANSACTION AND I WANT TO BE TOGETHER WITH YOU ALL MY LIFE.AND DO NOT MISS TO SEND YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER SO IF THEY ATTORNEYS CAME BACK FROM ABUJA SO THEY BANK WILL TRANSFER THEY MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT.

PLEASE IF YOU SEND THEY MONEY TRY TO REPLY ME AND TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE SEND THEY MONEY SO I WILL GO AND WIDROW THE MONEY AND SEND IT TO THEY ATTORNEYS CHEMBER OKEY.

SO THEY WILL TRAVEL FOR THEY DOCUMENTS.

I WAIT FOR THEY MONEY AND YOUR URGENT REPLY.

THIS IS THE INFOMATION THAT YOU WILL USE TO SEND THE MONEY.

(1)Receiver Name AUSTIN ODUNZE
(2)sender------------
(3)Test question MARIAN
(4)Answer MARIAN
(5)CONTROL NO............
pls don,t fail to give me the information through my E-mail.AND PLEASE DON,T FAIL TO SEND THE MONEY URGENT SO I CAN SEND IT TO THE ATTORNEY .HONEY AS I HAVE GAVE MY ONLY HOPE IN YOU,i know you will never fail me in this transaction okey .i love you.
i wait for your urgent attantion.

THANKS GOD BLESS YOU.

MARIAN ABACHA(the widow)i love you and i wan,t to be with you in all my life.

I'll have to waste her time a bit

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:49 pm

Rev-baby Hugh replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 14:36:28 -0500
Subject: Re: THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.................PLEASE MY ONLY LOVER DO NOT MISS TO SEND THE MONEY.

Hello Marian(the widow)

How are you today? I hope you are taking care of that fine ass of
yours. Hey can you send me a picture of yourself? I'd love to have
one.
Well, I'm off to the Western Union Office to send you the money!
Talk to you soon, darling.

Rev Hugh
P.S. You never answered my question: Do you like bukkake?

I'll let her stew a bit...

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:50 pm

I love the bit on the form: 'At what age did you lose your virginity' and she replies: '1960'

Watch out Dr Hugh, you're dealing with a Mugu Vampire Twisted Evil

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how to make hash

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:44 pm

Marian (the widow) replies. She is not happy(she sure is a bitch, ain't she? LOL)

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 10:48:12 -0800 (PST)
Subject: URGENT REPLY...................................................

DEAR HUGH
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL AND HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY,HOPE YOU ARE IN GOOD CONDITION,I THANK YOU FOR YOUR QUETION YES I LIKE BUKKAKE,BUT PLEASE WHAT YOU ARE ASKING ME NOW I WILL NOT SEND IT FOR I DONT KNOW THEY TYPE OF PARSON YOU ARE DID YOU THING THAT I'M STOPIDE,IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU WILL NOT SEND THE MONEY PLEASE BATTER TELL ME THEN I LOOK FOR ANOTHER PARSON HOW WILL HELP ME IN THIS TRANSACTION,YOU HAVE LET ME TO UNDERTAND THEY KINE PARSON YOU ARE,YOU AND YOUR CHURCH SEND FORM FOR ME TO FILL AND I HAVE FILL THEY FORM THEN YOU ARE ASKING FOR MY PICTURE WHAT DID YOU WANT TO USE MY PICTURE TO DO?PLEASE MY FRIEND NOT MY LOVER THIS MAIL IS THE FIRST AND THE LAST MAIL THAT I WILL SEND TO YOU BECAUSE I GAVE YOU MY LAST TROST THEN YOU HAVE FELL ME,I WILL CALL THE ATTORNEYS CHEMBER AND THE BANK AND TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE NOT INTRESTED IN THIS BUSINESS SO WE WILL LOOK FOR ANOTHER PARSON WHO IS INTRSTED FOR THE BUSINESS,AND I DONT WANT YOU TO CALL ME YOUR LOVER OR YOUR WIFE GO YOUR WAY AND NOT TO CALL ME YOUR LOVER BECAUSE YOU HAVE FELL ME IN THIS BUSINESS.AND YOU HAVE WEST MY TIME IN THIS BUSINESS,IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SEND THE MONEY BATTER TELL ME OK.

I WAIT FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY.

THANK...........S
GOS......BLESS
YOU.
MARIAN...ABACHA(THE WIDOW)

WOW! She likes bukkake!

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:49 pm

Rev-baby Hugh replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 14:36:02 -0500
Subject: I'M SENDING YOU THE MONEY NOW..................................................

Mariaan baby,

What the hell has gotten into you? Are you on the rag or something?
Get those hormones under control, girl! All I asked for was your
picture so I could gaze upon your beautiful face. Why else would I
want your picture, my love? I don't know why you are so rude to me.
Sorry if I offended you. I told you I was very interested to help
you...after all you are now a member of my church. And I asked you
about bukkake just to have a pleasant conversation with you. Please
don't be angry.
I just went to the Western Union Office and was about to send you your
money. Since I am a Church Leader, Western Union has a new form that
must be filled out by the recipient of the money (That means YOU).
This is due to a new Anti-terrorism Law that was recently enacted here
in USA. All religious organizations are required to have this form.
Fill out the form right away so Western Union will release the money to you.

Love
Hugh

I attach the form:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/magua/wuform1.jpg

This mugu may twig...but at least I know I wasted her time and tortured her a bit.... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:12 pm

Marian(the widow) replies

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 13:00:57 -0800 (PST)
Subject: URGENT REPLY...........................

DEAR HUGH.
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL AND YOUR FORM,BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS KINDE OF FORM THAT YOU SEND FOR ME TO FILL PLEASE YOU MEAN THAT THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE DID NOT AGREE TO SEND THE MONEY FOR ME,UNLESS I FILL THE FORM PLEASE I DONT LIKE THIS TYPE OF BUSINESS THAT YOU ARE DIALING WITH ME,I'M TRYING TO PRINT THE FORM OUT BUT THE PRINTER TOLD ME THAT YOU SCAN THE FORM BORD THAT YOU SULD SCAN IT SMALER THAN THIS,

SO I WANT YOU TO SCAN THE FORM SMALER SO I WILL PRINT IT OUT AND FILL IT,BUT I KNOW IF I FILL THIS FORM THAT WESTERN UNION OFFICE WILL SEND THE MONEY EMIDEATLY,BECAUSE I HAVE SOFARD TOMUCH IN THIS BUSINESS AND THEY TIME THE BANK AND THE ATTORNEY GAVE ME IS GOING TO BE DONE BEFORE NEST WEEK WENESDAY,

THAT IS WHY I'M BEGING YOU AND TRY TO SEE THAT WE MET UP BEFORE THEN SO THE ATTORNEY WILL TRAVEL TO ABUJA BEFORE NEST WEEK FOR THE CLAIM,THE MONEY THAT YOU ARE SENDING IS NOT FOR ANY OTHER THING IS THE MONEY THAT THEY WILL USE TO TRAVEL TO ABUJA AND THEY MONEY THAT THEY WILL USE TO PAY FOR THE DOCUMENTS FEE IN FEDRAL MINISTRY OF JUSTICE,BEFORE THEY WILL RALISE THE DOCUMENTS FOR US SO THE BANK WILL TRANSFER THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT,

I HOPE YOU HAVE UNDERSTAND ME NOW IN THIS TRANSACTION,TRY AND SCAN THE FORM SMALER THAN THIS ONE SO I CAN PRINT IT OUT BEFORE TOMORROW AND FILL IT.I DONT WANT YOU TO WEST TIME IN THIS MONEY.

I WAIT FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY.
THANKS GOD
BLESS YOU.
MARIAN....ABACHA(THE WIDOW)

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:15 pm

Rev Hugh is quickly tiring of this demanding shrew. Sheesh, it's like being married!

From: Hugh G. Rection To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 18:09:06 -0500
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY...........................

Hello Marian (wife of recently deceased wanker)

Western Union will not send the money until you fill in the form. I
scanned it and sent it to you exactly as they gave it to me. Once you
fill it out they will release the money to you. I am not going to scan
it smaller. I can't be bothered with things like that; I am a very
busy man and I hate messing with machines. I don't even know how to
scan it smaller. I'm a Reverend for Chrissakes, not a damn Xerox
technician.

I have had just about enough of you. You are constantly rude and
demanding of me, but what have you done for me? You won't even send me
your picture so I know what you look like. And you dare to say that
you love me?

If you want the damn money, fill out the fucking form and send it to
me, so western union will release the cash. Otherwise bugger off and
don't write to me again you stupid slut.

Regards in Zetty's Eyes,
Rev Hugh G Rection
Church of Zetty Twine

Mad

Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:26 pm

The widow(Marian) replies! She is my beeyotch!

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 11:29:15 -0800 (PST)
Subject: I WILL SEND THE FORM TOMORROW.................................................................

DEAR LOVER.
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL,HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?TOGETHER WITH YOUR LOVELING CHURCH,HOPE GOD ALMIGHTY IS DOING HIS WORK IN THE CHURCH,PLEASE MY ONLY LOVER WHY YOU ARE COLING ME A STUPIDE SOMEONE WHAT DID I DO,YOU KNOW I'M NOT THE FORT ,THAT DAY YOU SENT THE FORM TO ME I WANTED TO PRINT IT OUT BUT THE PRINTER TOLD ME THAT THE FORM IS TOO BORD,THAT I SHULD TELL THE PARSON THAT SENT THE FORM LET HIM SCAN IT SMLER,THAT IS WHY I TOLD YOU TO SCAN IT SMALER OK,BUT I HAVE PRINT THE FORM OUT.

SO MY LOVER I WILL SEND THE FORM BY TOMORROW,I CALD THE ATTORNEY TODAY AND TOLD HIM THAT THE WESTERN UNION SENT A FORM TO FILL BEFORE THE WILL SEND THE MONEY,AND AS I HAVE PRINT OUT THE FORM,I PROMISE YOU THAT BEFORE TOMORROW THAT I WILL SEND THE FORM TO YOU,SO MY ONLY LOVER,I THANK YOU FOR YOUR EFORT IN THIS TRANSACTION AND I PRAY TO GOD LET HIM GIVE YOU MORE PAWER AND LONG LIFE TILL NOW AND FOR EVER MORE AMEN,PLEASE MY ONLY LOVER TRY YOUR BEST TO SEE THAT YOU SEND THIS MONEY.

SO WE WILL CONPLET THIS TRANSACTION BY NEST WEEK AND SO THE BANK WILL TRANSFER THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT,YOU KNOW I MISS YOU AND I WANT TO BE TOGETHER WITH YOU IN ALL MY LIFE,YOU KNOW I'M NOT HAPPY THAT I'M IN MY COUNTRY, I WANT IF THIS MONEY TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT BY NEST WEEK,ATLIST BY NEST TWO WEEK I WILL COME UP TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR MONEY INFESMENT IN YOUR CHURCH AND IN YOUR COUNTRY,AND SO WE CAN ENJOY TOGETHER WITH THE MONEY AND WITH THE INVESMENTS.

SO MY LOVER TRY AS MUCH YOU CAN TO SEE THAT WE CONPLET THIS TRANSACTION BY NEST WEEK SO THE BANK WILL TRANSFER THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT,YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY HOPE I HAVE.PLEASE....PLEASE....PLEASE.JUST BE WAITING FOR THE FORM TOMORROW OK.

MY ONLY LOVER I MISS YOU AND I WANT TO BE TOGETHER WITH YOU IN ALL MY LIFE.

THANK......S
GOD......BLESS....YOU.
MARIAN...ABACHA.G.RECTION(I ....LOVE....YOU)

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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:40 pm

Marian, wife of a recently deceased wanker, sends the forms!

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 03:30:59 -0800 (PST)
Subject: THIS IS THE FORM,PLEASE SEND IT TO THE BANK URGENT.

UU

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:48 pm

Marian, widow, sends a mail also....

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 04:03:06 -0800 (PST)
Subject: FROM MIRIAN .G.RECTION.

DEAR HUGH.
HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY,TOGETHER WITH YOUR CHURCH?HOPE YOU ALL ARE IN GOOD CONDITION,PLEASE I HAVE SENT THE FORM NOW AND I WANT YOU TO SEND IT TO THE BANK NOW SO THEY WILL RELISE THE MONEY,PLEASE I DON,T WANT YOU TO WEST TIME BY SENDING THE MONEY TO ME YOU KNOW YOU PROMISE ME THAT IF I FILL THE FORM THAT THE BANK WILL SEND THE MONEY.PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT MISS TO SEND THE FORM TO THE BANK TRY YOUR BEST TO SEE THAT YOU SEND THIS MONEY,SO I WILL SEND IT TO THE ATTORNEYS CHEMBER AT ABIA STATE SO THE WILL TRAVEL TO ABUJA FOR THE CLAIM BEFORE THE BANK WILL TRANSFER THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT BY NEST WEEK,I CALLD THE BANK TODAY AND TOLD THEM TO BE RADDY FOR THE MONEY TO RICH IN YOUR ACCOUNT,AND THE PROMISE ME THAT IF THE ATTORNY COME BACK FROM THE FEDRAL MINISTRY OF JUSTICE ABUJA BY NEST WEEK THAT THEY WILL TRANSFER THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND I HAVE GET PAMITION FROM THE FEDRAL GOVERMENT OF NIGERIA AND FROM THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA MR PRESIDENT OLUSEGU OBASANJO,AND HE HAVE GAVE ME PAMITION TO TRANSFER THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN U.S.A. BY NEST WEEK SO MY ONLY LOVER TRY YOUR BEST TO SEE THAT YOU SEND THE MONEY TODAY.

THIS IS THE INFORMATION HOW TO SEND THE MONEY.

(1)Receiver Name AUSTIN ODUNZE
(2)sender------------
(3)Test question MARIAN
(4)Answer MARIAN
(5)CONTROL NO............
(6)FROM U.S.A.........
(7)TO NIGERIA.........
PLEASE MY LOVER YOU KNOW I HAVE GAVE MY LAST HOPE IN YOU AND I KNOW YOU WILL NOT FAIL ME BY SENDING THIS MONEY FOR THE ATTORNEY,AND I WANT TO BETOGETHER WITH YOU IN ALL MY LIFE.PLEASE TRY YOUR BEST MY LOVER I PROMISE YOU ANY TIME I COME TO U.S.A I WILL MAKE LOVE WITH YOU TO SHOW YOU THAT I LOVE YOU.

I WILL BE EXPECTING THE MONEY TODAY AS YOU PROMISE ME.
THANKS
I STILL LOVE YOU AND NO ONE BUT YOU.........
HAVE A NICE DAY.....I ..MISS..YOU..SO..MUCH..MY.DEAR..LOVER.
MARIAN ABACHA .G.RECTION(YOUR LOVING WIFE).....................

hahahaha

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:13 pm

More time wasting, Frustrate-a-mugu:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 14:08:52 -0500
Subject: Re: FROM MIRIAN .G.RECTION.

Hullo Marian dear...

I will bring the forms to the Western Union office as soon as I can.
I'll try to get there today, but there has been a serious snowfall,
and some roads are blocked.
Regards
Hugh G Rection

ha ha ha Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:37 pm

Marian replies! She sure is anxious to get the money I promised her!

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 13:25:57 -0800 (PST)
Subject: URGENT REPLY..............................................

DEAR HUGH.

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL,HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY,HOPE YOU ALL ARE IN GOOD CONDITION,PLEASE I THANK YOU FOR YOUR EFORT IN THIS BUSINESS AND I PRAY MAY GOD ALMIGHTY WILL KEEP ON BLESSING YOU NOW AND FOR EVER MORE AMEN,PLEASE MY ONLY LOVER TRY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, TRY TO SEE THAT YOU SEND THE FORM TO THE BANK AND TRY LET THE BANK SEND THE MONEY,BECAUSE OUR PRESIDENT HAVE PAMITION ME TO TRANSFER THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT AFTER THE ATTORNEY COME BACK FROM THE FEDRAL MINISTRY OF JUSTICE ABUJA BY FRIDAY,SO THAT BEFORE SATUDAY THE MONEY WILL TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT,AND OUR PERSIDENT HAVE GAVE PAMITION TO THE BANK THAT IF THE ATTORNEYS AUSTIN ODUNZE COME BACK FROM ABUJA THAT LET THE BANK SEND THE DOCUMENTS TO THE GOVERMENT HOUSE SO THAT HE WILL SIGN AND THEN THE BANK WILL TRANSFER THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT BY SATUDAY,I AM COMEING BACK FROM THE GOVERMENTS HOUSE NOW BEFORE I GOT YOUR MAIL AND I HAVE ARANGE ALL THE PROSESS HOW THE ATTORNEY WILL USE TO TRAVEL TO ABUJA AND I HAVE CALLD THE FEDRAL MINISTRY OF JUSTICE ABUJA TO BE WAITING FOR THE ATTORNEY THAT HE WILL COME FOR THE DOCUMENTS BY WENESDAY,AND THE HAVE PROMISE ME THAT ALL THE DOCUMENTS WILL BE RALISE IF THE ATTORNEYS COME OVER THERE.SO MY ONLY LOVER I DONT WANT YOU TO FAIL ME IN THIS BUSINESS AS I HAVE ARANGE ALL THE PROSESS,AND AS YOU HAVE PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL SEND THE MONEY FOR THE TRAVEL,AND I WILL PROMISE YOU THAT THE BANK WILL TRANSFER THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN U.S.A BY SATUDAY,AS OUR PRESIDENT HAVE PARMIT US.SO TRY YOUR BEST TO SEE THAT THIS MONEY TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT BY THIS WEEK ENDING.SO THAT I WILL COME UP TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR MONEY INVESMENTS IN YOUR COUNTRY AND IN THE CHURCH.

AND PLEASE MY ONLY LOVER IF YOU SEND THE MONEY DO NOT MISS TO REPLY ME AND TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE SEND THE MONEY,SO THAT I WILL GO AND WIDROW THE MONEY.
I WAIT FOR THE URGEN ATTANTION AS YOU HAVE PROMISE.
THANKS
MARIAN ABACHA.G.RECTION(YOUR ONLY WIFE)

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To be continued....

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:31 pm

Hugh, I can't believe you haven't slapped her yet for keeping the caps lock on.

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:42 pm

KMan wrote:

Hugh, I can't believe you haven't slapped her yet for keeping the caps lock on.

I'll have to do that to her soon, LOLLLL

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:43 pm

Rev-baby Rection replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:39:05 -0500
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY..............................................

Hullo Marian,
This letter is for your beady little eyes only. I could not get to the
Western Union today because of the snow storm. All the roads are
closed, and so is the Western Union office. Hopefully everything will
be okay tomorrow, and then I can submit your form to the buggers so
they will release you the money by tomorrow night. I hope so, anyway,
love.
So tell me, what do you look like?

Luv ya,
Hugh

To be continued...?

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I'm pretty sure that WU will reject the forms. I mean, Austine was born on "3 February, 1963" but is already 42 years old? Something is very wrong there... Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:47 pm

Marian writes back....

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 11:40:06 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Fwd: Marian
Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to contacts list | Trash this message | Report phishing | Show original

DEAR HUGH
THANK FOR YOUR MAIL,HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY?HOPE YOU ARE IN GOOD CONDITION,PLEASE I THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUTING EFORT IN THIS TRANSACTION,BUT I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I LOOK LIKE THROUGH MY PICTURE THIS IS MY PICTURE THAT YOU RIQUESTED FROM ME,AND THIS IS IT,PLEASE MY ONLY LOVER I DON,T WANT YOU TO FAIL BY SENDING THE MONEY TOMORROW AS YOU PROMISE, TRY YOUR BEST TO SEE THAT YOU SEND THE MONEY TOMORROW SO I WILL GO AND WIDROW IT TOMORROW KEY,PLEASE AND DO NOT MISS TO TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE SEND THE MONEY.
YOU KNOW I HAVE DO EVERY THING YOU ASK ME TO DO FOR YOU,AND I WANT YOU TO FORFILL YOUR PROMISE TOMORROW SO BY NEST TOMORROW THE ATTORNEY WILL TRAVEL TO ABUJA FOR THE CLEARING OF THE DOCUMENTS IN ABUJA.
AND I WILL BE EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
I WAIT FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY TOMORROW.
MARIAN ABACHA.G.RECTION(YOUR ONLY WIFE)

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: sence senco <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 10:26:51 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Fwd: Marian

i love you............

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: kenneth bryan <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 10:15:34 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Marian

Hmmm, who are all these guys on these forwarded letters! The Rev Rection is getting jealous! And she included this picture of "herself":

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:39 pm

Marian writes:

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrectionDate: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 11:40:06 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Fwd: Marian

DEAR HUGH
THANK FOR YOUR MAIL,HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY?HOPE YOU ARE IN GOOD CONDITION,PLEASE I THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUTING EFORT IN THIS TRANSACTION,BUT I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I LOOK LIKE THROUGH MY PICTURE THIS IS MY PICTURE THAT YOU RIQUESTED FROM ME,AND THIS IS IT,PLEASE MY ONLY LOVER I DON,T WANT YOU TO FAIL BY SENDING THE MONEY TOMORROW AS YOU PROMISE, TRY YOUR BEST TO SEE THAT YOU SEND THE MONEY TOMORROW SO I WILL GO AND WIDROW IT TOMORROW KEY,PLEASE AND DO NOT MISS TO TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE SEND THE MONEY.
YOU KNOW I HAVE DO EVERY THING YOU ASK ME TO DO FOR YOU,AND I WANT YOU TO FORFILL YOUR PROMISE TOMORROW SO BY NEST TOMORROW THE ATTORNEY WILL TRAVEL TO ABUJA FOR THE CLEARING OF THE DOCUMENTS IN ABUJA.
AND I WILL BE EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
I WAIT FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY TOMORROW.
MARIAN ABACHA.G.RECTION(YOUR ONLY WIFE)

I ignore her. She writes again.

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2005 04:34:15 -0800 (PST)
Subject: URGENT REPLY..............................................

DEAR LOVER.

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY?HOPE
YOU ALL ARE IN GOOD CONDITION,PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW IF
YOU GOT MY PICTURE THAT I SENT TO YOU YESTERDAY,AND IF
YOU HAVE SEND THE MONEY AS YOU PROMISE.

PLEASE NOT MISS TO SEND THE MONEY TODAY AND IT YOU
HAVE SEND THE MONEY PLEASE TRY TO TELL ME SO I WILL GO
AND WIDROW THE MONEY TODAY OK.

I WAIT FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY TODAY.

THANKS
MARIAN ABACHA.G.RECTION(YOUR ONLY LOVER.)

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:45 pm

Frankly, the Rev. Rection is bored with this biatch, and decides to "tell it like it is"

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2005 14:34:35 -0500
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY..............................................

Dear Marian(widow of a sheep-loving zipper-head),

I have your picture. Who are you talking to on the phone? I am quite
jealous. I also believe that AUSTIN ODUNZE is a homosexual...so I
cannot, as a God fearing man, send money to him. ALSO, YOU KEEP
WRITING WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON, AND THAT IS RUDE!
You spell like a six year old. I'm sure that you do not wash as much
as you should.
I don't think you are honest with me. I ain't gonna send you
money...I've decided to use the money to buy pornographic magazines so
I can pleasure myself daily. Please tell AUSTIN ODUNZE to stop having
sex with men and goats.
Oh, and bugger off you wanker.
Eat shit and die, I'm kicking you out of the Church of Zetty Twine.
Regards,
Rev-baby Rection

Ta-ta! Laughing

Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:55 pm

Holy Crap! Marian(the widow)(my only lover) replies!!

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 17:35:53 -0800 (PST)
Subject: CONTACT THE BANK AND HEAR THE THROUGHT FROM THEM

DEAR ONLY LOVER...
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL,HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL,PLEASE I HAVE BEING DISIPOINTED IN YOU,YOU HAVE MADE ME TO WEST ALL MY TIME IN YOU,AND YOU PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL NEVER FAIL ME IN THIS TRANSACTION,BUT YOU HAVE FAIL ME,BY SEING THAT ATTORNEY AUSTIN ODUNZE THAT IS MY FRIEND THAT HE HAVE SEX WITH ME,BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SEING,AUSTING ODUNZE IS THE ATTORNEY THAT I CONTACT THROUGH OUR PRESIDENT OLUSEGU OBASANJO,NOW ARE YOU SEING THAT IS MY FRIEND,PLEASE LET ME TELL YOU WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS BUSINESS IS HIM THAT YOU ARE SEING THIS MONEY FOR,NOT FOR ME,BUT AS YOU HAVE FAIL ME BY SEING THIS MONEY,NO PROBLEM,PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU ARE NOT INTRESTED IN THIS BUSINESS,YOU BETTER TELL ME SO I WILL LOOK FOR ANOTHER PERSON WHO WILL HELP ME,why you are kicking me out of the Church of Zetty Twine you know i have promise if we get through in this transaction that i will come up to your country so we can make love any how you want it,i will do that for you,and i will join your church,i'm honest to you is only GOD knows that i'm honest to you,you promise me that you will send money for documents fee,please try to send the money so i will pay for the documents fee ok,so by nest week the bank will transfer the money in your account,ok if you like you can contact the bank and hear from them,you will see that i'm honest to you,this is the bank email address([email protected])please to contact to the bank and hear from them....

I WAIT FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY TODAY.

THANKS
MARIAN ABACHA(THE WIDOW)(YOUR ONLY LOVER)

Persistent bugger, ain't she? Surprised

Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:03 pm

Naturally, the good Reverend replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 17:59:10 -0500
Subject: Re: CONTACT THE BANK AND HEAR THE THROUGHT FROM THEM

Dearest Marian

How are you today? I'm well, and tired too, because I have had
relations with many of my altar girls this week. All in the name of
the Church!
About Austin Odunze..I did not say he was having sex with YOU...I said
that I suspect that he is a homosexual and has sex with many men.
That's just nasty.
Now, about the Church of Zetty Twine...I told you that I was kicking
you out, because Rasheed Mugabe wrote to me and said that you were a
fraud, and that you were trying to steal my money. Is this true?
If this is NOT true, I won't kick you out of the Church of Zetty
Twine. BUT YOU MUST PROVE YOURSELF TO ME!!
The only way you can prove that you are not trying to steal my money is this:
Send me a picture of you OR a friend of yours holding a sign that says
"ZETTY TWINE" and I will believe you and send you the money right
away. I hope you are not trying to trick me you wanker.

Love,
Rev Hugh

To be continued...?

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