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NewbieNamesake
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
Posts: 19
Location: Melbourne, AUSTRALIA
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Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:55 am |
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This is ace, guys, truly ace. |
_________________ "One day, i'm sure this will make sense. Scream my lungs out to keep you here.
One day, i'm sure this will make sense and breaking the habit never felt so right."
- Five Hour Drive
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he was killed by his Eldest Millitary Son. The squable happened as immediately we returned back from our London trip. My husband married us two.I am the second wife.I will not be able to give you the full details that led to that urgly incidents. |
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Charlie Fake
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2003
Posts: 773
Location: Scotland
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Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:45 pm |
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Well, his new bout of WU trips has begun...
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I can see that you did not send any money because if you did, you could have send the payment receipt to me or I can track the money through western union money transfer website here ok so don't lie to me because the money is for the children and not for me and you are doing it for the sake of God and the children.
God bless you. |
The 'track the money through the WU website' thing is crap, as I told him that WU have cancelled this feature for Nigeria, as the country is on the international anti-terrorism watch list and he believed it. I KNOW he went down the WU office today.
Love the way he ends his angry rant with 'god bless you'. Twat! |
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McFlibbish
Psychedelic Monkey
Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 1298
Location: 7th row, Jerry's side
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Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:51 pm |
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Woo! His feet have barely unswollen.
Off he goes!
P.S. - I'll update the thread title for you CF. |
_________________ "thank you may God reward you for your Evil did to me yesterday." - Prince Christk
"BARON OF LIARS,DECIEVER,THIEF,EVIL MINDED,CRIMINAL,DEVILISH INTENTION,WICKEDNESS ETC. HELL FIRE IS AT YOUR DOOR STEP." -Chinonso Peter
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spiny norman
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Posts: 124
Location: 6 hours behind GMT
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Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:13 pm |
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Any chance you can get him to tell you how far it is to his WU office? He may allready have surpassed the record for longest safari! |
_________________ .Please understand that am a very strict human being and whatever I do is born out of deep thinking.That I asked you to reconfirm your address does not mean I dont have it, ok.So dont think am stupid.
-Samual D@koru
Mark has agree to help us and send us the form to fill and we thank God we have fill the form he gave to us so all this kept me busy. (I should hope so!)
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Kabila
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Apr 2004
Posts: 283
Location: Faroe Islands
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Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:14 pm |
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I can track the money through western union money transfer website here |
This feature worries me. I think I will be boycotting Western Union for all my fake money transfers in the future, and switch my business to Moneygram. |
_________________ "If you insist, I will type out the text of application and scan it to you on a plain shit, not letter headed."
Kabila's 419 World |
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Charlie Fake
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2003
Posts: 773
Location: Scotland
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Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:59 pm |
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Oh dear, looks like another fruitless trip. His latest, curious demand:
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Please write the amount you send to the children in words so that we will know because we have not yet receive the money as the western union here said that we have to wite the amount in words so do it immediately so that Chinedu Chibuzo will pick up the money here today. |
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I am surprised to hear you still have not collected the money. However, here is the amount written in words instead of numbers, as you requested:
Amount: Eight thousand five hundred US dollars
The transfer number is three one five eight three three four seven five zero |
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McFlibbish
Psychedelic Monkey
Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 1298
Location: 7th row, Jerry's side
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Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:33 am |
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LOL!
$8500 huh? Your 'mistake' and now he's frothing at the mouth for sure.
That'll buy alot of Nikes.
You would think his buddy Chinedu would tell him to fnck off by now...
James: "can you go to the western union with me? I got the numbers for sure this time"
Chinedu: "dude, there is no money you funkin moron. Do it yourself."
James: "no seriously...it's there"
The 'written' numbers thing - to me - reinforces that the WU people know he's being screwed with... |
_________________ "thank you may God reward you for your Evil did to me yesterday." - Prince Christk
"BARON OF LIARS,DECIEVER,THIEF,EVIL MINDED,CRIMINAL,DEVILISH INTENTION,WICKEDNESS ETC. HELL FIRE IS AT YOUR DOOR STEP." -Chinonso Peter
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jwalker
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Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 599
Location: England, UK [GMT]
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Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:39 am |
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Homesmythe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
Posts: 38
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Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:27 am |
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Classic. Since the WU people seem to love him so much, maybe tell him about he "secret passphrase" he has to tell the cashier before they'll give him the money. Like "I have come to pay for my ANUS" or something ... better. And if they laugh, that's all part of the plan because they're "under surveillance". |
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Lord Vader
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Joined: 17 Nov 2003
Posts: 2272
Location: Besieging Minas Lagos
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Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:28 am |
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He has been looking at the wrong tracking website! It�s all there! I usually don�t wait for them to go there themselves, I mock up my own tracking site like in this example: www.aufch.com/WU
And just think what fun can be had with manipulating the Windows "hosts" file... |
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maztuhblastah
Disposable Ensign
Joined: 03 Apr 2004
Posts: 1432
Location: Far, far from home.
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Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:17 pm |
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Lord Vader wrote: |
And just think what fun can be had with manipulating the Windows "hosts" file... |
<shudders....then grins>
What about unicode address spoofing? That way we could fool 'em without access to their hosts file.
-maztuh |
_________________ <i><b>As of 2007, I have retired from all baiting and baiting-related activities. I will be around occasionally until June of 2007, at which point this account will no longer be monitored.</i></b>
root@usm4n:/ # cat /var/log/kills.log
Banks: 26 HYIP/Misc: 23 Total: 49
x 9 x 7 x 2 x 2 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 22
<b>--._.->solidinvestment.com -- rest in pieces!<-._.--</b> |
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Charlie Fake
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2003
Posts: 773
Location: Scotland
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Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:11 pm |
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Off he trudges again...
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I went to the western union money transfer here and they told me that you gave me wrong informations that they cannot see the money in their system here and they can only pay the sum of seven thousand five hundred dollars only so you are adviced to call the western union in your place and tell them to resend the sum seven thousand five hundred dollars to Chinedu Chibuzo, Address Lagos-Nigeria, Text question what for, answer for the children and send the payment informations to me immediately so that Chinedu chibuzo will collect the money and please make sure that you send the correct informations to me ok. |
He has unknowingly given me another excuse for the non-existence of the money. I tried to send him $8500, but it seems WU only allow up to $7500 to be sent at once...so that explains it.
The staff in his local Western Union office are definitely playing along! |
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McFlibbish
Psychedelic Monkey
Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 1298
Location: 7th row, Jerry's side
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Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:41 pm |
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LOL! So now he's going to go to 30 for sure if the locals like seeing him get what's coming to him.
Excellent! |
_________________ "thank you may God reward you for your Evil did to me yesterday." - Prince Christk
"BARON OF LIARS,DECIEVER,THIEF,EVIL MINDED,CRIMINAL,DEVILISH INTENTION,WICKEDNESS ETC. HELL FIRE IS AT YOUR DOOR STEP." -Chinonso Peter
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:48 pm |
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Pity we can't send an e-mail to the staff at that WU outlet.
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Hi, we're the scam baiters who are sending in Chinedu Chibuzo every couple of days to collect a non-existant money transfer.
We hope you're getting as much fun out of this as we are. Maybe we could co-ordinate our stories?
Could you tell him that the money transfer is in the system but there is a delay in approving the payment, come back this afternoon.
Keep up the good work! |
Charlie Fake, could you ask your lad what the e-mail address is of the WU outlet so you can sort out the problems direct. Then you could liaise with them to really screw your Lad, and make sure you get mega-McFlibbishes out of him. |
_________________ �This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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Mik Cisco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Mar 2004
Posts: 310
Location: With the Sheep
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Sun Dec 19, 2004 8:04 pm |
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Kabila wrote: |
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I can track the money through western union money transfer website here |
This feature worries me. I think I will be boycotting Western Union for all my fake money transfers in the future, and switch my business to Moneygram. |
Unfortunately some of the lads are beginning to boycot Moneygram (or that the local Moneygram offices tell the lads to F*** O** if they come in with fake numbers).
My current Lads "protocol officer" has refused to go there and insists on Western Union |
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Kabila
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Apr 2004
Posts: 283
Location: Faroe Islands
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Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:03 pm |
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Ah. What a pity that my home country only has Moneygram and no WU then |
_________________ "If you insist, I will type out the text of application and scan it to you on a plain shit, not letter headed."
Kabila's 419 World |
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mandi-oh
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 23 Oct 2004
Posts: 52
Location: DANCING ON THE TABLE
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Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:07 am |
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OMG!! That noise you hear? My jaw hitting the ground..
I cannot believe this bait! McFlibbish and Charile Fake are obviously playing this lad like a fiddle; 20+ trips to WU and no end in sight. If this wasn't already epic, the knowledge of the overwhelming likelihood that the WU employees are complicit in the bait- even in an indirect manner by failing to shake this lad til the rocks tumble out of his ears for being so bloody stupid!
Unfrigginbelievable!! This is one high-octane mugu.. Way to go McF and CF!!!
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_________________ What is all the nonesence about homosexual and your phucknuts of a friend, please l am not interested in all those stuffs. lf you are really serious then let us discuss business and not talking about unserious issues- "Wild Willie"
And stop telling me what will make me think more.- Mrs. Sandrini Adzih. |
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jez
Town Curmudgeon
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 1078
Location: Coming to a litter box near you (GMT)
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Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:24 am |
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I really think we should email a Christmas greeting to that WU office:
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"From everyone at 419Eater - thanks for all your help and support in 2004, looking forward to lots more fun in the New Year!" |
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_________________ x16 x5 x9 x2 x7 x13
"Here writes Lady Helen Brooks, suffering from cancerous ailment without a child. I am married to Sir Silas Brooks an Englishman who is dead"
"Here writes Ghayth Faiza, suffering from cancerous ailment. I am married to Watson Ghayth an Arabian who is dead." |
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scamphisher
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Jul 2004
Posts: 558
Location: don't follow me, I'm lost too...
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Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:28 am |
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this lad is a first class retard. good catch ! |
_________________ You can't Lay on the Beach and Drink Rhum all Day if You don't Start in the Morning |
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RothKungFu
Scammer Nemesis!
Joined: 19 Dec 2004
Posts: 51
Location: Oh Canada
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Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:57 pm |
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Isn't it about time to send him to the next big city? And then after he wastes all that time trying to collect from THEIR office, tell him that the $$$ FINALLY went to the office he was trying to collect from. Then a couple more problems can come up, and finally you can pass him off to another eager baiter |
_________________ Cuius testiculos habes, habes cardia et cerebellum. |
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Charlie Fake
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2003
Posts: 773
Location: Scotland
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Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:45 am |
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A little update on Mr Western Union...
His frustration is building. He's been really bugging me the last few days of the need for 'urgency', and as we all know, 'urgent' actually means 'take a relaxed, leisurely week to comply' so he's going to have to sit and stew for a bit before the fun can begin again.
In the meantime, the bumbling vicar who doesn't know how to work 'these scanner things' has already sent him one blurry, illegible receipt. Now a few more demands for urgency later, he should be receving a 4Mb .dll at some point today (hope he appreciates it).
After some more urgent complaints, he will finally get the legible version and off he will trot once more. However, when he gets there for visit #25, he will find that the clumsy vicar has only gone and scanned the receipt for $8500 that was rejected by Western Union last time.
I hope the poor chap hurries along - the good reverend is going to be a very busy man for the next few days, arranging the Christmas church service. I just hope the reverend will be available to check his emails - some are bound to be very urgent... |
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Lew_Skannen
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Joined: 26 Oct 2003
Posts: 2084
Location: Sydney, OZ
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Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:54 am |
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Excellent.
If this guy is having trouble with the Lagos office he might do better with the Abeokuta office. It is only half a days bus journey and is known to be much more organised. |
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VV|_|><fer - Uniting mugus with modalities
I am tired intaracting with people like you well i will see if your request will be granted. |
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McFlibbish
Psychedelic Monkey
Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 1298
Location: 7th row, Jerry's side
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Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:45 pm |
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@CF - just back from vacation...
in tears already... |
_________________ "thank you may God reward you for your Evil did to me yesterday." - Prince Christk
"BARON OF LIARS,DECIEVER,THIEF,EVIL MINDED,CRIMINAL,DEVILISH INTENTION,WICKEDNESS ETC. HELL FIRE IS AT YOUR DOOR STEP." -Chinonso Peter
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:31 pm |
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Is this mugu still running back and forth or have we lost him in transit? |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Charlie Fake
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2003
Posts: 773
Location: Scotland
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Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:59 pm |
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I think he twigged earlier this month. He must have been getting thoroughly pissed off at the repeated no-shows, as towards the end he was trying hard to get me to send the money through some Nigerian bank with a branch in London. I have tried contacting him several times with no luck. He must have finally accepted that his quest was fruitless.
I will try ASEM'ing him as a different character and see if he bites. Hopefully, he will think things will be different this time around...they won't however. |
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