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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:36 am |
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Amazing work! Kudos to both of you. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:57 am |
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Some marvelous work here! Well done! |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
x12 X 2525 X 100s
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:37 am |
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Santastic |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:52 am |
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Great job both of you |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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braintoxic
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Jan 2017
Posts: 790
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Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:00 am |
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Thanks Padme ...to keep up the spirit of Xmas cheer I'm offering up a Church Bait Lad , primed and ready to dress up as Santa.
Last few emails added below , ready to be handed over to your character.
Me to lad
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Hello Smart
Everything is going well, I submitted your name and profession, your photo image and your details about your family to them , now we have to wait to see if they approve the payment to you. I can tell you that all signs show that it will be approved because you asked for such a small amount of money and as I explained they love children charity.
Our children are very close to god and they are the gift a parent gives to thd world.
Peace and love Ben |
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Thank for your reply sir. Am happy to hear from you sir. I don't have to ask for tomuch money because this is my first time of doing the work for the church that was why I told you let me start with 2,500 Euro for a starting more I visit the chirty home I will be giving back report to you people along with pictures and videos. I also have in mind visiting other part of Africa like Togo, Ghana and Nigeria. But for this first time it will be in Senegal here. I and my wife has been praying that the church will approve it for us to do the work. Thank you once again for your support sir God will bless you for helping me out over there. With love and peace |
Me to Lad Hello Smart
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sent an application to the elders this very morning , I hope it meets their approval as it your own words to me, I know they look very favourable on children charity so I believe this will be a successful application
Peace and Love Ben |
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More blessings to your sir.
Thanks for all you contributions and trust you have on me. I promise will never let this given opportunities to serve humanity down . It is in my blood to do so and have been doing that in my own little capacity.
I join my faith with that of yours and believing that success will be actualised.
Remain blessed with peace and love |
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Thanks Smart
But please dont thank me, I do not deserve your gratitude as I am only a lay person who finds converts to bring to the house of the lord.
The elders and church financier are very happy to select you for this work and have agreed that you will represent us well as you are a kind and holy man and the world needs more people like you.
They have asked that I ask you some more questions about what you proposed.
Were you serious when you said you would wear a santa costume to spread Christmas cheer and make poor motherless children smile.That seems very generous of you and it seems like a lot to ask from you at such an early stage of our introduction?
Most African converts that we reached ot refused to do any work to show their commitment to us without demanding financial assistance first. Unfortunately most of those potential converts are dismissed.
I understand if you think this is unreasonable of us. GOD tests us all every day and the devil casts doubt so that wd lose out on the opportunity that god presents
Peace and Love Ben |
Lad ( last response today)
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Blessings from the most high
I do appreciate all the efforts you put towards enrolling me as part of the servants to serve in this capacity. It will be my heart desire to fulfill this first obligations. But earlier before now I told you my present status financially. I will not wish to quit like others as you rightly said. I need sometime to rally round.If it pleases God he will provide this lamb for the sacrifice.
Remain blessed |
So he is getting his wish, here is the lamb for sacrifice Ho Ho Ho Merry Xmas |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:47 am |
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Do I see church bait prep? I think I have a slot available for a church bait candidate. Birlic are you in? |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 🍆 🍰
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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Bertje
Moderator
Joined: 25 Dec 2009
Posts: 2476
Location: on safari
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Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:58 am |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:05 am |
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Cool, we can make it a threesome
that doesn't sound wrong at all does it? |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 🍆 🍰
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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Birlic
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Oct 2016
Posts: 4933
Location: In the Chapel
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Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:17 am |
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Linoline wrote: |
Do I see church bait prep? I think I have a slot available for a church bait candidate. Birlic are you in? |
Yeap, sure, why not?
There is always enough room to bring a lost soul back, on the right side of the Faith. |
_________________ Let the lads come to me!
- A lot of & many ; ; ; ; 4x ; 3x ; ; 35x ; 🍰 ;
- My travel agency: Accra-Tamale; Akure-Kamba; Akure-Bohicon; Bamako-Siguiri; Banjul-Basse; Banjul-Dakar; Banjul-Karang; BeninCity-Lagos; BeninCity-Seme; Brikama-Basse; Brikama-Dakar; 2xBrikama-Karang; Brussels-Lausanne; Cotonou-Accra; Cotonou-Djougou; Idiroko-Aneho; 2xIdiroko-Cotonou; Idiroko-HillaCondji; Lagos-Abuja; Lagos-Bamako; Lagos-Bida; 7xLagos-Cotonou; Lagos-Lome; 2xLagos-Seme; Owerri-Abuja; Warri-Cotonou; |
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braintoxic
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Jan 2017
Posts: 790
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Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:38 am |
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Going Going - GONE - Sold to the three amigios |
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Purple
Stunt Goat
Joined: 28 May 2005
Posts: 488
Location: Yeah - like you're going to believe anything I say ?
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Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:55 am |
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It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas ... |
_________________
"dont u know ur wife is in my bed mate u thief"
"Now I confirm you are a stupid bloody foolish man"
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Wed Nov 06, 2019 2:42 pm |
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And it seems like I have missed the bidding. Unless there's room for a fourth tag-along, Father Nicodim will have to wait for another time. If there are ever any more lost souls you find, Birlic, I'm available to spread the faith. I wonder how long it will take for another Santa lad to show up. |
_________________ 🍆 🦎 🍰 🍰 🍰 x26
"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
Hello! ~Kitty |
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braintoxic
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Jan 2017
Posts: 790
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Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:31 am |
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(Snipped) lad found eater, will restore at a later date. |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:21 pm |
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Hahahaha, I do like the stars on his had and that he at least got a green and white shirt so he's in Christmas colors. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:57 pm |
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Looks like a funny lad |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 🍆 🍰
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:39 pm |
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Congratulations to the winners.
This is from Emeka.
I did not slap over the photoshop.
I told him that its all about the accessories such as a bag of toys or nicely wrapped gifts so he sends me this.
I told him that our church would never award anything with beer in it. Wine would be OK but not evil beer. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:55 pm |
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Nice Connie, is that our mutual friend we talked about the other day? |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 🍆 🍰
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:55 pm |
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Beer and shades! I like it. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:14 pm |
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Linoline wrote: |
Nice Connie, is that our mutual friend we talked about the other day? |
Yes he is that accountant.
I held off sending Padme's tried and true script until I was satisfied that he was a lying scammer.
Edit-
I deleted the method that I used but a common technique would be to send a possible scammer an email from another box saying that you would like to work together to scam the victim. Dangle a huge amount of cash that you have already swindled. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
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Lord
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Sep 2017
Posts: 1584
Location: In Tarantinoverse
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Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:12 pm |
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Should be trying again this year, might be catching some time. |
_________________
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WELL THAT IS YOUR BUSINESS OLD FOOL GO AND ASK YOUR FUCKING STINKING OLD PUPSY MUGU GREEN BASTARD. - Mr David Mark
"I will fight with my last blood to make someone else the beneficiary of this fund. I never know you both are this stupid" UBA Bank fun with partyworm. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:19 pm |
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No beard or boots, but are they good enough to qualify for a Santa icon?
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_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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braintoxic
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Jan 2017
Posts: 790
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Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:09 pm |
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Very well done 👍👍 |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:26 pm |
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He looks more like an elf to me. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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bikeatl77
** WARNED **
Joined: 17 Nov 2018
Posts: 1012
Location: Emptying one of my dehumidifiers...somewhere
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Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:29 pm |
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Are the flowers considered ITP's? Worst hitlad ever. Constantly threatening to do "something" yet remains unspecific. What exactly will he do...dress up as a smurf? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:01 pm |
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bikeatl77 wrote: |
Are the flowers considered ITP's? Worst hitlad ever. |
He's a niche assassin, specialising in victims who suffer from hay fever. They call him... The Pollinator. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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