Donald Trump lad has a massive breakdown

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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:37 pm

Just had to post this- I don't think I've had such a long tirade from a lad Laughing

(context is that Dr Joseph is my dollar chopping character)

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TTN: MR CHRIS HAYWOOD!

BE WARNED!BEWARE OF INDIFFERENT ATTITUDE TOWARDS MAILS FROM OUR

DEPARTMENT WHICH BEGINS TO LOOK LIKE CHILDISH PLAY,CERTAINLY,MOST

DISAPPOINTING THING EVER HAPPENED IN A TRUNK BOX DELIVERY TRANSACTION OF

SUCH CATEGORY.

HOW EVER,YOU SHOULD IMBIBE ACCURATE EFFECTIVE RESPONSIVENESS TO OUR MAIL

MESSAGES OR ELSE,WE SHOULD LEAVE YOU OUT OF THIS TRUNK BOX DELIVERY DUE

TO LACKADASICAL ATTITUDES OF YOURS TOWARD OF OUR TEAM.JUST IMAGINE A

SITUATION WHEREBY WE HAVE BEEN WRITING YOU MANY MAILS WITHOUT IMMEDIATE

RESPONSE FROM YOU! IT IS MAKING THE WHOLE PROCESS BORING AND TIRESOME!WHY

ARE YOU THIS SLOW AND INACTIVE?

ON THE OTHER POINT,COULD YOU TELL ME REASONS WHY YOU DID NOT NOT TELL ME

THE SPECIFIC AMOUNT YOU SENT TO PAULINE IN EAST CLEVELAND,OHIO U S A!AS

FOR ME AND MY DEPARTMENT,WE MADE ALL EFFORTS TO FIND OUT FROM YOU BUT TO

AVAIL EVEN THOUGH WE HAD WRITTEN MANY MAILS ASKING AND BITTING HARD OUR

FINGERS TO FIND OUT BUT YOU COULD NOT RESPOND TO US!
WHY? WHY ARE JUST SIMPLY CARELESS OVER SENSITIVE ISSUES? MR

CHRISTOPHER,I WOULD LIKE YOU TO RESPOND TO OUR QUESTION WITHIN 24HRS OR

YOU LEAVE YOU OUT OF THIS ALREADY CONCLUSIVE TRANSACTION DUE TO YOUR

INACTION AND INDIFFERENCE WHICH IS SEEMED TO HAVE MARRED THIS

DELIVERY PROCESS.
EARLIER THIS MORNING,YOU FORWARDED A MAIL MESSAGE FROM SOME

DISGRUNTLED ELEMENTS ASKING FOR A HUGE FEE OF US$15,000.00 FOR TAX!BUT I

KNOW,IT SEEMS DR JOSEPH HAS HYPNOTIZED YOU TOO! ON THE OTHER HAND,AM

WONDERING WHY A MAN WITHOUT PEDIGREE ON INTERNATIONAL CORRIDOR OF POWER

SHOULD BE RUBBISHING YOUR FAMILY EMAIL ACCOUNT BY HACKING IT,SPYING ON

EVERY MESSAGES THAT CRAWL INTO YOUR EMAIL INBOX FOLDER WITH IMPUNITY AND

YOU KNOW ABOUT IT WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING!

WE HAVE JUST FINISHED HAVING EMERGENCY MEETING OVER DR JOSEPH'S
HUGE BILLS THAT SEND SUCH DISBELIEFS RUNNING ALL OVER OUR MINDS THAT
DR JOSEPH AND HIS DISGRUNTLED ELEMENTS FRIENDS ARE CALLOUS AND CRUEL!
IF YOU EVER RESPOND TO HIM AGAIN,WE ARE GOING TO CANCEL THIS DELIVERY
PROJECT! DO NOT ABANDON ME FOR JOSEPH.....YOU ARE PAYING HIM SO MUCH
ATTENTION...WHY? WHY?

REGARDS AND BUT WARNED.

BEN BRUCE MURRAY
DONALD TRUMP
INTERNATIONAL
PROJECT MANAGER
WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON DC,U S A

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

That's quite a little rant there. You should be proud Wink

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:25 pm

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YOU SHOULD IMBIBE ACCURATE EFFECTIVE RESPONSIVENESS

Makes me wonder what the lad has been imbibing!

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:21 pm

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WE HAD WRITTEN MANY MAILS ASKING AND BITTING HARD OUR FINGERS TO FIND OUT BUT YOU COULD NOT RESPOND TO US!

At least he won't go hungry.

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:57 pm

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JUST IMAGINE A SITUATION WHEREBY WE HAVE BEEN WRITING YOU MANY MAILS WITHOUT IMMEDIATE RESPONSE FROM YOU!

That's when I like to respond with something like:

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Sent from my iPhone X

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:39 am

Well you must have upset him Very Happy

I would slap him for shouting !!!

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:19 am

Gave him an 'I'm confused' type message this morning, and have had several more emails repeatedly sent from him!

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SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH!! AM NOT WITH JOSEPH!!! JOSEPH LIVES AND OCCUPPIES
YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNT BOX!!! HE HACKED AND MONITORS EVERY MAIL MESSAGES
THAT COMES IN AND OUT!!....SEE GO AND CORRECT PAYMENT OR MAY BE YOU
HAD PAID THE MONEY TO WRONG INFORMATION GIVEN TO YOU BY DR
JOSEPH....PERIOD!!!!

ARE YOU A DUNCE???? AN ENGLISH MAN WHO DOES NOT TAKE PRECAUTION!!!! I
WORK AS DONALD TRUMP!!! DR JOSEPH AND MR DONALD TRUMP OF THE UNITED
STATES OF AMERICA IS MORE SUPERIOR!!!!!..................FOLLOW ALL MY
MAILS..............READ ALL MY MAILS AM DIFFERENT FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!

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MY OWN IS DIFFERENT I DO NOT KNOW HIM!!! I TOLD EARLIER,I DID KNOW
WHOM HE IS FROM ADAM AND EVE!!! AN ENGLISH WHO DOES NOT UNDERSTAND
ENGLISH!!
SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH!! AM NOT WITH JOSEPH!!! JOSEPH LIVES AND OCCUPPIES
YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNT BOX!!! HE HACKED AND MONITORS EVERY MAIL MESSAGES
THAT COMES IN AND OUT!!....SEE GO AND CORRECT PAYMENT OR MAY BE YOU
HAD PAID THE MONEY TO WRONG INFORMATION GIVEN TO YOU BY DR
JOSEPH....PERIOD!!!!

ARE YOU A DUNCE???? AN ENGLISH MAN WHO DOES NOT TAKE PRECAUTION!!!! I
WORK AS DONALD TRUMP!!! DR JOSEPH AND MR DONALD TRUMP OF THE UNITED
STATES OF AMERICA IS MORE SUPERIOR!!!!!..................FOLLOW ALL MY
MAILS..............READ ALL MY MAILS AM DIFFERENT FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!

MY OWN DEAL IS DIFFERENT FROM DR JOSEPH'S BECAUSE I DID NOT KNOW HIM
FROM ANYWHERE!!

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MR CHRIS HEYWOOD,

ARE YOU STILL A BABY?

GO AND EMPLOY A COMPUTER ENGINEER OR REPORT THIS MATTER TO YOUR BRIGHT
DAUGHTER THAT DR JOSEPH HACKED INTO YOUR EMAIL BOX!! YOU ARE BEHAVING
LIKE A BABY!!! DONT YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF HACK??!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED!!!! HE FOLLOWS ALL MY SECRETS WITH YOU BECAUSE HE
HAD YOUR PASSWORD WITH HIM!!!

ARE YOU A FOOL???

YOU PAID TO A WRONG INFORMATION??..................YOU HAVE FAILED WOEFULLY!!!!

YOUR FUND CAN NEVER GET TO YOU FOR EVER BECAUSE YOU AHVE A CROCODILE
EARS!!!....YOU ARE OVER CARRIED AWAY BY DR JOSEPH'S DISGRUNTLED
ATTITUDES TOWARDS YOU AND YOUR WIFE!!!

IMAGINE THIS RUBBISH!!!!

YOU PAID INTO A WRONG INFORMATION??? I HAVE WRITING AND SENDING MAILS
TO YOU,HARPOING ON THIS POINT THAT I DID NOT KNOW HIM!!! I DID NOT
KNOW HIM!!! BUT YOU ARE DEAF AND BLIND IN THE BRAIN!!!!

SORRY....I CAN'T CONTINUE WITH YOU!!!!

DONALD TRUMP'S
international project
manager,white house
Washington DC USA

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:29 am

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SEE GO AND CORRECT PAYMENT OR MAY BE YOU HAD PAID THE MONEY TO WRONG INFORMATION GIVEN TO YOU BY DR JOSEPH....PERIOD!!!!

He's got a gorram nerve writing "PERIOD!!!!" when he's obviously forgotten how to use a full stop properly.

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:05 pm

Your lad used the phrase SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH twice. Its similar to a phrase used on the Simpsons several times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rV9hKJh69M

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:08 pm

There have to be some good sig lines in there...

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:34 am

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I WORK AS DONALD TRUMP!!! DR JOSEPH AND MR DONALD TRUMP OF THE UNITED
STATES OF AMERICA IS MORE SUPERIOR!!!!!..................FOLLOW ALL MY
MAILS..............READ ALL MY MAILS AM DIFFERENT FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!

He's "different" alright. Laughing

Those letters are a riot.

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:47 am

Those are the most hilarious rants I have read in ages!! Laughing

You have a choice lad there.

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:54 am

This is all gold! Laughing

I especially like this part from your character:

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YOU AHVE A CROCODILE EARS!!!

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:14 am

Wow. ... Just, WOW.

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I WORK AS DONALD TRUMP!!! DR JOSEPH AND MR DONALD TRUMP OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS MORE SUPERIOR!!!!!

He is a treasure trove of punctuation marks and incoherence. I'm not sure that even he himself understands what he writes. Whatever he has written, I'm sure he MUST mean,
"Please send more money to anyone but me."
I recommend you oblige him. This lad is a keeper.

clapping

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:33 am

While we're on the subject of rants... hearken to some from one John Favour, who would go into a keyboard frenzy for little or no reason:

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I Really What To Informing You That I Received Your Message With His Content Well Acknowledge,Mr,Malcolm,Fore Your Information,Never & Ever You Desperate Embarrassing My Personality Or Neither My Reputation, If I Am Right & You Are Just Embarrassing Me Fore Nothing All Those Insult Will Return To You,Or When You Are Started Receiving Your Funds,I Will Told His Excellency About The Insulting You Have Be Embarrassing Me Since,Mr,Malcolm Reynolds,You Suppose To Understood That,The Feed Of Your Studied Is Different Than The Feed Of My Studied & My Feed Of Studied Is Different Than Yours Too,Why Your Profession Is Different Than My Profession & My Profession Is Different Than Your Own,If You Looking It That It Is Embarrassing Fore Me To Update You About Your Victory Funds,Then Fore Better For Getting Me & Your Funds & Insulting,Then Fore Afraid Of Tomorrow To Live Max Poverty Life,I Don't Prayed Fore That Fore You,But I Did Never See Where By Personnel Fore Succeeded Victory,& He Is Afraid Of What I Don't Knew, Anything That Make You Afraid Of Your Own Personnel Victory That Means That Afraid Can Lead You Tomorrow To Live Max Poverty Life,Despite That What Happening To You Personality,That Thy Lord Give Me Power To Regulated, Did You Thinking That Are My Ru-dding Of The Power Regulation Of Truths That I Have?,I AM Not Ru-dding Of It,Because It Came From Thy Lord,& I Can Never & Ever Ru-dding With Ability Which Thy Lord Give To Me,So Shall You Too,Everyone Have His Own Life Style From Thy Lord,
Mr,Malcolm Reynolds,Despite That I Am In Charge Of Your Compensation Despite That I Regulation Your Reputation,But I What To Make You Clear,That It Is Not My Obligation To Temper Your Compensation Funds,That Means I Am Already Taking Law Of Compensation Into My Hands,But I What To Delighting To You That, I Am Too Sensitive To They After Your $3000usd, Money That Belong To Both Organization,When I Don't Even Know After You Receiving Your Personal Funds Neither You Can Financially Up To Me I Don't Knew, Or Neither You Can Financially More Than Me I Don't Knew Yet,But With A Good Clear Understanding It Is My Obligation To Carrying Out Of Your Filed,Of The Copy Your Regulation Issue Together With The Copy Of Your Blacklist Copy Also Together With Your Victory Compensation,Once Will Wait Few Days Now, If I Did Not Here Feed Back From You By Receiving Your Funds,The Next Thing I Will Do, Is To Take Special Honest Sensitive Excuse From My His Excellency, Before I Will Scanning Everything To Via His Excellency President Barack Obama His Face Book Sec,By Then You Will Be Relocated By Word His Excellency His Specially Security,
Case I Will Have With You In United State Higher Court Of Law,Is That Reason Why I Am Telling You That Your Reputation Have Regulation No,1?,Two Reason Why About The Blacklist,Three Reason Why You Are Neglecting Your Compensation,& The Other Foreign Beneficiary Non Of Them Neglecting There Own,When I Being To High Court Of United State With You,They Will Iron All Those Reason,Will Shall Know Who Going To Take Law Into His Hands,My President Will Decided What He See,About Black List Issue That I Regulated,Firstly Finance Minister He Will Loose He Job Entirely,Secondly You May Be Ask That Why Did You Neglecting Your Funds?,Even Those You Said I Did Not Inform You By Then,Fore Instance Professor Francis Kofi From The U,N Chairman He Will Decided & Mr,Paul Malcolm Acquah,They Will Both Decided,What They See Regarding Everything That HAPPENING,Who Is Against The Law By Then,Is The One Which His Excellency World President Barack Obama Will Sentence To Jails,
Mr,Malcolm Reynolds, Have Your Wonderful Day,Will Shall See Our Self In Where You What It

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

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Have Your Wonderful Day

After reading all of that I'd be surprised if you had much left.

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:47 pm

As I've said many times in the past, if all I ever got out of baiting were some good lad rants that would be sufficient. Excellent job getting under his skin!!

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