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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:47 am |
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I received this e mail:
On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 18:05:39 -0800, [email protected]
><[email protected]> wrote:
>> ATTENTION SIR/MADAM,
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>> IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT.CONTRACT#:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.
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>> From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment
>> with the federal government of Nigeria.
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>> Your name and company was discovered as next on the list of
>> the outstanding contractors who have not received their
>> payments I wish to inform you that your payment is being
>> processed and will be released to you as soon as you
>> respond to this letter Also note that from my record in my
>> file your outstanding contract payment is us$18.7 Million
>> Dollars(eighteen million seven hundred thousand united
>> states dollars).
>>
>> Please re-confirm to me if this is inline with what you have in you record
>> and also re-confirm to me the followings.
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>> 1) Your full name.
>> 2) Phone, fax and mobile.
>> 3) company name,position and address.
>> 4) Profession, age and marital status.
>>
>> As soon as this informations are received, your payment
>> will be made to you in a certified bank draft from central
>> bank of Nigeria and a copy will be given to you for you to
>> take to your bank and confirm it.
>>
>> You must call me on my direct number 234-1-2906627 as
>> soon as you receive this letter for a serious discussion
>> with me and also get back to me on this e-mail:
>> [email protected]
>>
>> Regards,
>> PROF CHARLES SOLUDO.
>> Executive Governor,Central Bank Of Nigeria(CBN)
>> Direct line:234-1-2906627
>>
What the hell? If my name and company were known to him, why would the letter be addressed "SIR/MADAM"? What a Jack-knob! |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:49 am |
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So, I respond:
Hey moron,
If you found my name and company information, why is your letter
addressed to "SIR/MADAM"?
AWAITING YOUR PATHETIC EXCUSE.
HUGH
Lo and behold, I GET a pathetic excuse!
Attn: Hugh G. Rection,
Sir,
Thank for your mail well received, We address you sir/madam due to some
of our customers were directed by there husbound or wife , in that reason
we address all our costomers sir/madam.
You are advise to confirm the felowings
Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile.
3) company name,position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
On receipt of all this information your transfer will be prosseing for final
transfer on or before that chrismax holiday.
Wait for your response.
Prof. C. Soludo.
Executive Governor (CBN)
-- Mensagem original --
To be continued! |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:57 am |
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I write:
Dear Professor,
Well thanks for supplying me with your pathetic excuse. OK, I'll guess
I'll accept that for now.
OK, my fax number is 1-xxx-xxx-xxxx
I'm the Supervising Physician for the NY Gastroentereological Group.
I'm 48 years old and single. I am extremely educated, so please do not
try to pull any fast ones on me. Now: What can YOU do to assure ME of
your trustworthiness?
Attached is a scan of my work ID.
Dr Hugh G Rection
To be continued....? |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Posted:
Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:39 am |
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He replies...
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 23:42:15 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Attn: Hugh G. Rection
Attn:Hugh G. Rection,
Sir
Your mail has been received and all the information are noted. You are required to fill attached Authority to Remit Form in bold letters and sign as provided in the form. As soon as you fill,sign and return the form, we will wire your contract sum and send you copy of the transfer confirmation for your perusal and confirmation at your local bank.
You can as well call me on direct office phone: 234-1-4343407.
Yours faithfully,
Prof. Charles Soludo.
Governor,CBN |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:42 am |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Posted:
Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:47 am |
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I use a Shiver-ized response letter on the lad:
To: prof charles soludo <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 19:11:12 -0500
Subject: Re: Attn: Hugh G. Rection
Dear Professor,
Thank you for your email.
I am very interested in your proposition as I am always looking for
further investment opportunities. However, I am also aware that there
are many frauds on the internet. Unless you are able to come to meet
with me in the US then I am afraid that I must require some guaranteed
proof of identity before I am prepared to proceed any further. I am
afraid that a passport or other form of ID is not acceptable as I know
how easily such things are forged. If this appears to be rude to you
then I apologize as that is not my intention. When it comes to matters
of serious business, I do not have time for niceties. I am by nature a
friendly and generous man, but where business is involved you will
find me deliberate and serious.
Here is some information about myself and my profession. I am Dr. Hugh
G Rection, the supervising physician of the NY Gastroentereologic
Group. We have 85 employees here, and we are of course interested in
foreign investment.
In regards to your proposition, as I have stated I am very interested,
but am only willing to proceed if you can provide me with absolute
proof of your identity. I suggest the following: That we agree on a
password or phrase, and then you get a photo of yourself holding a
sign with that phrase on it. That way I will know for certain that the
person in the picture is really you.
Regards,
Dr Rection
If this lad hasn't been "over-fished" perhaps he'll comply...to be continued...? |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Posted:
Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:31 pm |
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I get a response, FINALLY, from the moron:
To: "Hugh G. Rection" <drhughgrection>
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 06:27:23 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Attn: Hugh G. Rection
Attn: Hugh G. Rection,
Sir,
Can you please call me on my direct line 234-8037363588 today.
Wait,
Prof. Charles Soludo,
Executive Gor (CBN)
No, professor, I ain't gonna call ya, but I'll be sure to use your phone number for other mugus! LOL. I respond:
To: prof charles soludo <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 10:07:37 -0500
Subject: Re: Attn: Hugh G. Rection
Dear Professor,
How about "NO"
I will not call you until you agree to send me your picture with a
mutually agreed code word.
Hey,
Hugh |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Posted:
Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:50 pm |
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I get this letter...from a different e mail address...
From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
To: undisclosed-recipients
Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2005 19:09:20 -0800 (PST)
Subject: CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION.
ATTN : VERY URGENT.
IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT.CONTRACT #:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.
From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the
federal government of Nigeria your name and company was discovered as
nexton the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received their
payments.
I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be made
to you as soon as you respond to this letter.Also note that from the
record in my file your outstanding contract payment is us$65.7 million
dollars(sixty five million seven hundred thousand united states dollars).
Please re-confirm to me if this is inline with what you have in your
record and also re-confirm to me the followings
1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) company name,position and address.
4) profession, age and marital status.
5) copy int'l passport or drivers license for documentations.
As soon as these informations are received, your payment will be made to
you in a certified bank draft from central bank of Nigeria and a copy will
be given to you for you to take to your bank and confirm it.
You must call me on my direct number as soon as you receive this letter
for a serious discussion with me and also get back to me on this e-mail.
Treat as top urgent and respond immediately to avoid delay in your
payment, ensure that you call me for immediately you get this mail for
confirmation.
Regards,
PROF. CHARLES SOLUDO.
Executive Governor,Central Bank Of Nigeria. CBN.
DIRECT NUMBER:234-1-7238910.
I'll have to slap professor Charles for this. First, let me hear what he has to say for himself....I asend him a brief letter and attach his new letter to it
From: Hugh G. Rection
To: prof charles soludo <[email protected]>
Cc: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2005 11:32:49 -0500
Subject: Re: Attn: Hugh G. Rection
hey professor, what is the meaning of this letter you just sent me?
Hugh
To be continued? Dare he respond? |
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