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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed May 02, 2018 7:27 pm |
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That you could still perform if needed.
I could .....
Add just the right amount of aluminum foil and wire hanger to a broken rabbit ear antenna.
Fix a cassette that has the tape twisted.
What can you bring to the table? |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time.
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Wed May 02, 2018 10:45 pm |
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^The tape bit is not obsolete for me and I even can splice them to this day while the rabbit ear trickery just recently left the party.
Sooo er I dunno...let me think...
I can fix just about any type of rotary phone, make lye soap out of pork fat and hardwood ash and have built a mean outhouse or two.
Wait those things aren't obsolete yet. |
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Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
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F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Starbuck5
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2015
Posts: 617
Location: Hy Brasil
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Wed May 02, 2018 11:10 pm |
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I can sign up to, and post in an online forum....
So 2003 |
_________________ My Sty x 564
- Steven Mnuchin
IF YOU EVER WRITE ME AGAIN I WILL CALL THE CORPS ON YOU, STAY AWAY FROM MY EMAILS - Mr. Paul Adams
You are some kind of schizophrenic i guess? - Richard Summers
REALLY BRO
AM NOT SLEEP YESTERDAY
TILL NOW AM VEX
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i told my mummy she not happy
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WE ARE WITH INTERPOL AND FBI /CIA BOTH SCOTLAND YARD POLICE THERE IN UK, WE FIND OUT IN OUR DATABASE THAT YOU ARE TAKING PEOPLE BANK ACCOUNT FOR FUNS OR A JOKE. WHAT DID YOU USED THOSE ACCOUNT YOU COLLECTED FROM ASIA USA AND AFRICA TO DO,??? WE NEED YOUR GOOD ANSWER BEFORE TAKING LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOU. - Some lad of mine on an alt acc. Investigations are on-going |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed May 02, 2018 11:41 pm |
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Cursive writing. (Spencerian) |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Wed May 02, 2018 11:46 pm |
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That delicate surgery of a twisted cassette with pen, scissors and tape was quickly acquired as a teenager in the mid 1970's and the tapes still play now |
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"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Thu May 03, 2018 9:28 pm |
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^^And it was sometimes necessary to clean the recording/playback heads. A Q-tip and rubbing alcohol worked best.
I may still have some anachronistic automotive skills. I can work a manual transmission and reset the engine timing with a strobe light. |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu May 03, 2018 9:50 pm |
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I can imitate a trim phone ring tone. |
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Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
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x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu May 03, 2018 9:52 pm |
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lakeside77 wrote: |
anachronistic automotive skills |
Like gapping points with a matchbook cover? |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Fri May 04, 2018 1:48 am |
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^^Exactly. And like repairing an exhaust pipe with a 15 oz. tin can, tin snips, and a pair of hose clamps. |
_________________ ls77
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Fri May 04, 2018 1:51 am |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri May 04, 2018 2:22 am |
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I can drink a cup of coffee, smoke a cigarette (although I quit 15 years ago), talk on a cell phone (no blue-tooth), and drive a standard shift truck (trailer optional). Simultaneously. In traffic. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Fri May 04, 2018 3:53 am |
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^
I can do all of that with a trailer ...backing up. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Iam Aries
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jul 2016
Posts: 427
Location: Walking up and down, outside the wall
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Fri May 04, 2018 4:44 am |
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I can replace an Edison base fuse, with a penny.
I can hot wire a 1973 Chevy Chevelle.
I can siphon gasoline with an old water hose. |
_________________ I am not a drunk and am not happy now.
IS YOU THAT WILL NEVER MAKE MONEY IN YOUR LIFE F*CK U STUPID BOY GO TO HELL, U WILL DIE
if i told you that am a black African man that does not mean that my skin is black
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Fri May 04, 2018 5:37 am |
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I can multiply and divide with a slide rule.
I can make a log table. Not with saws and drills, but with a pencil and lots of paper. |
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unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Scentless Apprentice
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Posts: 1955
Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.
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Fri May 04, 2018 6:20 am |
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I can read 5 hole Murray coded punched tape.
This stuff...
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_________________ War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Winner: 2012
Winner: 2013 |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri May 04, 2018 7:43 am |
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I know this. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Fri May 04, 2018 5:00 pm |
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I can find my way to any town in North America using only this:
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_________________ ls77
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri May 04, 2018 5:06 pm |
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Justcold wrote: |
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I can do all of that with a trailer ...backing up. |
But could you do it while noodling at the same time? |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat May 05, 2018 4:42 am |
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^ and pleasing your sister all the while. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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sparky905
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jul 2017
Posts: 2107
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Mon May 07, 2018 2:59 am |
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I do decorative wood graining........turning steel doors (or even mdf) into oak, walnut or mahogany with 7-10 of paint/varnish. |
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"George", "Dr. Egobia" Rev James Smith Lawson Dike
" I can sue anybody for deformation of character" scammer Fred Unuobia losing his patience with endless questions |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon May 07, 2018 3:18 am |
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^ I believe that is a current, marketable skill that produces beautiful results. I hate you now.
I have a home-based CB unit around here somewhere. Breaker for Teddy Bear. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Mon May 07, 2018 4:14 am |
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Justcold wrote: |
I have a home-based CB unit |
Married to own sisters
Plays banjo
Fists fishes
"House" has wheels and an outside toilet
Mullet
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CB owner
Congratulations
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_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon May 07, 2018 4:53 am |
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Redneck and proud of it. The sister and fish business does not apply, but the rest is fairly close.
I can escort your female relatives back to Luxemburg if you plan to marry one. |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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sparky905
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jul 2017
Posts: 2107
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Mon May 07, 2018 10:22 am |
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JC you are right, I confused obsolete with archaic. The extremely small niche market just makes it look obsolete! |
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"George", "Dr. Egobia" Rev James Smith Lawson Dike
" I can sue anybody for deformation of character" scammer Fred Unuobia losing his patience with endless questions |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Mon May 07, 2018 2:28 pm |
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Unfortunately, I'm a bit young to have developed any truly obsolete skills. Now, if we were talking about niche, pretty much useless skills, then I would have plenty to share. I'll just stay back and let JC and B8ER argue here. |
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"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
Hello! ~Kitty |
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