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Dark Shadows
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2016
Posts: 244
Location: ...sorry, I have trouble remembering things since I got out of intensive care...
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Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:04 pm |
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-43030827
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Nigerian snake ate millions of naira, clerk says
12 February 2018
A Nigerian sales clerk has been suspended after she told auditors that a snake had eaten 36m naira.
That's the equivalent of $100,000 or £72,250.
The clerk, Philomena Chieshe, was working at an office for the Nigerian examination board which collects exam fees.
The exam board, the Joint Admissions and Matriculations Board, told the BBC that it dismissed her claim and has started disciplinary proceedings.
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I was gonna call my next chopper something else, but maybe now he'll have to be 'Phillip Chieshe'... |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:57 pm |
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That's one hungry snake! |
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anakbabi
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Joined: 20 Jun 2017
Posts: 241
Location: British Isles
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Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:40 pm |
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More than a snake it must be a Giant ANACONDA |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:59 pm |
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(with acknowledgements to Monty Python) - 'An Anaconda In Africa'  |
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Dark Shadows
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2016
Posts: 244
Location: ...sorry, I have trouble remembering things since I got out of intensive care...
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Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:50 am |
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After all, who's gonna go lookin' for it? |
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You are a simple a joker, that iw why your lies stand for. stop contact me because I hate you . . . your next place is hell where you belong. wow to you satantic child.you are big fool - Barrister Lücha Pëterson Jära
why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? Look,you have disgraced me enough - 'Western Union Money Transfer'
You are a mother f*cker, you s*ck your mother, a stupid Muslim Negro f*cking around internet a stupid boy from the worst most stupidest country in the whole universe.
Go to hell and burn to arches n*gga. - Dävid Knight |
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Dark Shadows
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2016
Posts: 244
Location: ...sorry, I have trouble remembering things since I got out of intensive care...
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Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:01 am |
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...on reflection, all they'd havta do is follow the trail of kobo... |
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You are a simple a joker, that iw why your lies stand for. stop contact me because I hate you . . . your next place is hell where you belong. wow to you satantic child.you are big fool - Barrister Lücha Pëterson Jära
why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? Look,you have disgraced me enough - 'Western Union Money Transfer'
You are a mother f*cker, you s*ck your mother, a stupid Muslim Negro f*cking around internet a stupid boy from the worst most stupidest country in the whole universe.
Go to hell and burn to arches n*gga. - Dävid Knight |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:34 am |
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Maybe it was a shape-shifted human who stole the money and coughed it up afterwards?
On a serious note - belief in people being able to transform into animals is strong in Nigeria. While I was posting on NaijaPals. there was serious discussion about a really absurd "film" of a woman changing into a snake - actually a badly manipulated still image with a soundtrack of screams added. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:22 pm |
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Sounfs like a safari plot... |
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WillEater
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Posts: 432
Location: Hollyweird
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Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:46 pm |
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Safari plot twist also.. |
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