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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:52 pm |
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... a friend told me about a wonderful forum that had free cold beer and hot women.
I never did find that site, and ended up here instead, where the beers are warm and over-priced and the women are in many cases not even women  |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:38 pm |
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Congrats, old timer! Here's to 9 more.  |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:17 pm |
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Congrats. How many lads are sorry you landed here instead of the beer and ladies forum? |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2  x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:33 pm |
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Nice (usually) to have you here. Happy Eaterversary.
Edited: multi-tasking and misspelled "here." |
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"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
"Remind me not to get on your bad side." - jose_cuervo
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anakbabi
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Joined: 20 Jun 2017
Posts: 241
Location: British Isles
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Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:52 pm |
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I wish you 9 more years then!
Congrats and cheers! |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:11 pm |
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Congrats on surviving this long. When you do find one of the semi-mythical Hot Ladies of Eater, it is worth all the warm beer and dumpster food.
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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
  <-- Because you have earned them.   x8 a few x 13 |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:09 am |
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Wha'? Two Eatevis... Eatervash... whatevers in one day?
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:13 am |
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Not only me that landed here by mistake many moons ago then 
Cheers |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:04 am |
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Unpossible. |
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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1157
Location: In your closet
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Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:24 am |
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^^^
Looks like we have another drunk one here
Anyways, happy eatervesary! |
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"I JUST WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT I MYSELF WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT ANY QUESTION FROM ANY OFFICE IN THE WORLD" Martial Emile
"na God go punish ur hustle guy for wasting my time" Sir John Anthony
"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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firef1y
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
Posts: 373
Location: on the front lobe of their left side brains
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Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:21 pm |
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Happy EaterVersary, B8er! |
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- Georgie Porgie
"i never know you are this wicked. for all this you have done to me,you will see death closely an Beg for life." - A1ex Wi1son
"Your nothing but a bastard. you will regret this cause if i meet you over there i don't mind to pull a trigger of a bullet on your forehead. i will find you any where on this world just don't take it easy cause i mean what am saying to you". Dempsey G. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:06 pm |
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Happy Eaterversary, B8er. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:30 am |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:37 pm |
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Happy Eaterversary B8er! Here's to many more!
(just waiting now for JC to come in and rekindle your bromance) |
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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:40 pm |
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^ Me? Make sport of a Dane? Heaven forfend.
Have some common decency man. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:55 pm |
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So glad for the screw-up! Happy Eaterversary!! (you know the drill)  |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:58 am |
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Congrats, B8er!
Now back in your hole!  |
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