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loualsindor
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Joined: 23 Mar 2012
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Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:40 am |
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This is as chunk of a massive months-long Evil Nurse bait that keeps on rolling but I had to pass it on because of how much fun it was (and continues to be). When this all winds down the lad is actually baiting himself by wasting his own time without any help from me.
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Love it.
The setup: our victim CC has paid millions in taxes with the “help” of nurse RL and the Lad. RL has taken the cash and gone to Fiji where he’s in the process of moving the money offshore. CC still doesn’t know what’s going but now that RL is gone, the Lad can talk with him without a filter (RL had control throughout the bait).
And away we go…in google hangout chat.
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Lad: How much did you give to Mr R0bert?
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CC: i'm not sure. 20 million or so i think
something like that, like i said the taxes took nearly half
that's how shit works here
at least i had him to help
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Lad: How much in total
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CC: like i said, i don't know the exact amount. R0bert can tell you
but its all paid
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Lad: GIVE ME HIS NUMBER?
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CC: i can get it from the head nurse when she comes in but she said it's out of service
i don't understand what;s happening
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Lad: I DID NOT HEAR FROM R0BERT AFTER YOU PAID THE TAXES
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CC: neither did i
the taxes are paid though so what's going on?
i have to go to therapy, i will contact you when i get back with his number. maybe it will work for you
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Lad: He have not send it to me so as to pay the taxes I guess he ran away with the money or what
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CC: the taxes are all paid, what are you talking about?
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(And now the lad takes a hard left turn into the land of email password theft. Bizarre. It starts as a way to keep other lads away and then the lad just keeps on with it to entertain himself and waste my time, the "self-baiting" I mentioned. Hysterical.)
Lad: Okay I need your email address and password for some verification urgently neededt
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CC: you have my email
[email protected]
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Lad: and password for some verification okay
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CC: my email password? I'm not giving you that, it's private. tell me what you need to verify
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Lad: Like I said the password is needed for verification I no it is private but am some one you need to trust okay
Send it to me now because there is no time to argue about now
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CC: i know better than to give my email password to anyone. what are you trying to do here?
and where is all my goddamn money?
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Lad: After the verification I will let you know when am arriving your house
And mind you am not any one am Mr Ray
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CC: you're coming here?
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Lad:Yes
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CC: why?
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Lad: I will deliver your fund to you okay
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CC: that's more like it. when?
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Lad: Like I will let you know after the verification okay
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CC: verification of what? i can send what you're looking for
you are NOT getting my password. period
there's a lot in there that nobody needs to see
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Lad: I will not see any thing I just need to verify some thing and that is all
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CC: verify what? this is starting to sound suspicious. tell me exactly what you're looking for
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Lad: You are tell me now that you don't trust me or what
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CC: i don't trust ANYBODY with my password. you know that's not just email, right? gmail is google and google has everything so NO
and stop asking
if you need something verified tell me what it is
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Lad: Listen Car1ing I am not as you think but I hate when I trust someone did not trust me
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CC: it's not about you, it's about the internet.
don't you notice how you can search for something and then all of a sudden you get ads about it all over the web?
its not safe to give a password out
you should be careful
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Lad: Don't worry
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CC: so what exactly do you want and what does it have to do with my money
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Lad: No
Send the password now so that will proceed the verification because we don't have much time to waste okay
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CC: i told you no and you keep asking and not telling me what you need to verify. what kind of game are you playing? this sounds more suspicious every second
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Lad: Which mean you don't trust me
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CC: the only people who EVER ask for a password are trying to steal something, i know that
what the hell is going on?
and where is my money?
and where is R0bert?
you have a lot to explain
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Lad: Listen you are not send the password to people but me
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CC: i told you no and that's final. you don't need it, nobody does
i'm starting to really wonder about you, this doesn't seem right at all
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Lad: Listen very careful am not trying to steal any thing from you am just try to do my job and make sure your money get to you safe and sound okay
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CC: And what does that have to do with my email password? NOTHING
don't try to bullshit me, you're up to something here
i paid all my taxes and i have all the paperwork and there's nothing to verify
are you trying to keep from sending my money or something?
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Lad: Okay
Like I told you am not trying to steal any thing from you
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CC: then stop asking for my password, i won't give it to you.
you don't need it since i'm right here to answer any questions for verifyinng anything
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Lad: But you are now calling me a thief
Just because am trying to do my job
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CC: your job is to get me my money now, so let's work on getting that done
then i'll believe you're being honest with me
all this talk about my email password doesn't make any sense, why are you trying to confuse an old man?
when are you delivering it?
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Lad: Soon But the verification need to be done first okay
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CC: then tell me what you need to verify and i will send it to you from my email if that's where it is
if you're looking for the tax receipts, those are on paper, not in email. i had to print out the forms you sent, that's the only way the government does it. you can't pay that much money on line
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Lad: Mr R0bert went for a business trip if not I would have told him to do the verification him self but he is on a business trip
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CC: then tell me what needs to be verified
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Lad: Well since you insisted to know I am in the in the Customs office now
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CC: okay, so what do you need
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(I gotta admit, this next bit is creative. Not successful, but creative.)
Lad: And they said that am trying to deliver money to a terrorist gang or a drug dealer but I told them that you have paid all the taxes but they insisted so I promise them that I will log on your Google account to them so that they will see it by their selfs that you don't send such mails
And that is all
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CC: there's nothing in there that proves anything, it's all on paper. the email does you no good for that
the completed tax forms aren't in email
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Lad: After they have seen it I will leave their office and starting coming to house
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CC: okay, i can have them sent overnight via fedex. where do you want them sent?
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Lad: That is the only thing delaying me Because I don't want you pay any thing for this transaction again
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CC: neither do i, that was a shitload of cash
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CC: i only have 10 more minutes on the computer before i have to go, where should i send the papers
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Lad: I promise my self to make sure you don't pay any thing again
You don't have to do so Just send your password so that I will log the Google account to them as I promised
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CC: THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE IN THERE
the tax forms are not there, are you not reading my messages?
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Lad: Once they see it am done with verification
I will only take a few minutes and my tomorrow I will deliver you fund to you okay
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CC: then tell me where to send the forms so we can get it done. NONE OF IT IS IN EMAIL
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CC: i have to get off the computer now, email me the address so i can send the forms in the morning
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Lad: ARE YOU READING MY MASSAGE
THEY JUST WHAT TO SEE THE LOOK OF YOUR EMAIL AND KNOW THAT YOU DON'T SEND ANY MAIL CONCERNING DRUG DELEALING OR ANY TERRORIST THING AND THAT IS FINAL I WILL LEAVE THEIR OFFICE AND DELIVER YOUR FUND TO YOU OKAY
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CC: absolute bullshit, i'm old but i'm not stupid
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Lad: I know that
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CC: then what the hell are you doing?
all you're doing is wasting time
(Remember that…it’ll come up again.)
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Lad: No
Am just trying to do my job
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CC: i think you're trying to keep MY money'
making up all this crap about getting into my email
i KNOW that's a lie
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Lad: No is not a lie
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CC: really? there is NO GODDAMN WAY there's a government agency is going to ask for my email password
the only explanation is that YOU are trying to keep me from getting my money
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Lad: No
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CC: then tell me what's really going on
so i can believe you
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Lad: Okay
I promise them that I am going to log your email account for them to prove to them that you are not a drug dealer and so that they can see the look of your email and know that you don't send any mail concerning drugs dealing or something illegal okay
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CC: BULLSHIT
we both know that's not true
why are you lying to me?
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Lad: But you are trying to make things difficult for me
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CC: fine, then show me the paperwork that they have for this
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Lad: Why should I lie to you
I am just trying the best to make things easier for both of us
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CC: i don't know, you should explain that because i KNOW you can't prove that what you're saying is true
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Lad: Everything I told you is the truth
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CC: prove it
i think you're making this crap up to keep from sending my money and keeping it yourself
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Lad: No my dear that's not true
I am only doing this to make sure you receive your fund without paying any money again
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CC: then prove it
we both know you can't
show me the customs paperwork
now
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Lad: Is obvious that you don't believe me
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CC: you bet your ass i don't, you need to give me proof that what you say is true
it sounds ridiculous and you know it
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Lad: Okay
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New day
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CC: so where is the proof?
i have to go now but i expect to see proof of what you're saying when i get back
load of shit
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(A new day dawns.)
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Lad: Okay
You are really making things difficult for me
I was suppose to be done with this delivery today
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CC: you're the one making things difficult with all this crap
i'm still waiting for the proof of what you've said
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Lad: Okay
Get back to me as soon as possible okay
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(He sent a truly horrific form…)
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CC: and now i know you're a scumbag and a liar
thats the most fake piece of shit i've ever seen
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Lad: Okay
That is by the way
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CC: unless the government of the US forgot how to spell
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Lad: Everyone makes a mistake
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CC: You just did it now
1. the spelling is crap
2. the AG's name is not donna
3. the fake stamp is for florida
4. the name of the airport is wrong
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Lad: Okay
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CC: 5. there is no such thing as a department of law
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Lad: Are you sure
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CC: of course i am
that form looks like it was faked by a child
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Lad: Hmm
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CC: so tell me, why are you trying to steal my email password?
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Lad: NO am not trying to steal your password
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(So while this was all going on over a period of several days there was a parallel conversation with nurse RL in Fiji who has access to CC’s email and was monitoring the google hangout chat.)
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RL: This is hilarious!
I just logged on to Car1ing's account and saw your conversation. Fucking hysterical.
Why are you trying to get into his email?
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Lad: That is part of my job am try to make sure no one get money from him expect us okay
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RL: What, you think he'll get scammed by somebody else?
Who gives a fuck? We got ours and I left
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RL: Looks like you're making him mad.
I'm laughing my ass off.
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Lad: I gave a fuck because I don't what anyone else to scam him expect us
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RL: We already did and I'm a few thousand miles away with the money, what are you talking
about?
And you'll never get his password, the internet scares the shit out of him.
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Lad: Hahaha that is nothing I will tell him that with out the verification been done that am not going to deliver his fund again and am going to back home
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RL: What exactly is it that you want to do with his email address? Delete his spam so he doesn't get scammed again?
Why bother? We ran our game, who cares what else happens to the old man?
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Lad: Are you telling him or not get back to me okay
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RL: Of course not, he's never going to hear from me again.
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Lad: Don't worry just contact him
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RL: No fucking way pal, I'm gone and I'm staying gone. He's not going to hear from me and that's the end of it.
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Lad: Okay so when are you sending my share and how much are you going to send because really need the money now
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RL: I guess I'll have to give that some thought. I have a broker moving the money offshore, that should be done early next week.
How much do YOU think I should send you? That should be an interesting answer.
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RL: I'm late for lunch on the beach with a boat broker, good luck with Car1ing. I'll contact you when the money is stable.
And just so you know, it's $26.7 million. No too fucking shabby.
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Lad: Okay have a nice day you know we still gonna be friends so I still need your number okay
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(Next morning…)
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RL: I love this, grab breakfast and coffee and log on to Car1ing's account to watch you two fight.
Fucking awesome stuff.
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Lad: He think he is smart but even if he find the trust now is already too late
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RL: he's certainly not going to trust you after you tried to steal his email. That was incredibly stupid
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Lad: Am not trying to steal it I asked him to give it to me
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RL: and he's not going to do it, that should be obvious by now
unless you come up with some sort of customs form. he already thinks you're full of shit
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(And here is the part that made me smile, the lad has been baiting himself for the last 3 days by wasting his own time to mess with me! Snicker…)
Lad: Okay I am just wasting my time just for password not even money. I just want to use it to entertain my self.
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RL: Well have fun, you’re certainly driving the old fool crazy
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Lad: I don't even care if he believe me or not
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(Another day goes by.)
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RL: Another day, another breakfast and coffee and another show with you and Car1ing. This is fantastic stuff
that form is hilarious
This might be the most fun i've ever had on the internet
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Lad: That was a lot of fun right
(Yup, it sure was.)
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RL: You're certainly driving the old fart crazy, that's for sure
What's next?
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Lad: He told me now he is going to the Government to collect his money back from them
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RL: I saw that, pretty funny. I don't think he believes the money is real, you'll have to convince him again
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Lad: I will Try and confuse him okay
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RL: Have fun
I'm going to the beach
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We’ll be getting deeper into the “how you’re going to get paid” portion of the Evil Nurse routine but I couldn’t resist sharing this little nugget of fun. |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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Spindrift
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jul 2017
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Location: Roaring 40's
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Sat Nov 18, 2017 7:35 am |
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Awesome, loved it. great read and plenty of laughs. |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Posted:
Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:12 pm |
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CC: unless the government of the US forgot how to spell
Lad: Everyone makes a mistake
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CC: 5. there is no such thing as a department of law
Lad: Are you sure |
You owe me a keyboard, dammit!!!
ETA: If you have not done so already, puhlease post that form in the pictures section! |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Posted:
Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:18 pm |
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Here it be, I particulary like the little cartoon airplane. I'm impressed that he slammed this together overnight just to get my email password.
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:45 pm |
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And now it starts to get weirder. We've been going on for days and now he's decided to pretend he has amnesia. He's better at baiting himself than i am
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Lad: Who is this
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Me: what?
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Lad: Did I know who you are before
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Me: what do you mean?
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Lad: Please Explain your self
Please Explain your self
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Me: explain what?
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Lad: I don't know you
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Me: what are you talking about? we've been talking for months
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Lad: am a very busy Man and in the airport here is very busy
Please who are you
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Me: it's me car1ing, who else would it be
i just got done dealing with a scamming asshole who tried to steal from me
goddamn criminal, said he was with the fbi
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Lad: I don't know what you are talking about
Please who are you
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Me: don't worry about it, he was just a scammer online
why do you keep aslking that?
you know who i am
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Lad: Can I see your photo ID
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Me: i don't have a way to do that but why are you asking me? we know each other
you're making no sense
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Lad: I don't know you any more I hard an accident yesterday
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Me: what?
what are you talking about?
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Lad: I don't even know what am doing here at the airport
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This has promise...
EDIT: sadly this was his departure point...from the victim. He's still dealing with the Evil Nurse and spending many a late hour on trying to get paid. |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:27 pm |
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One last bit of weirdness, at least he wasted a little more of his time on me...
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Me: you're bringing me my money
what's going on?
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Lad: Am sorry I don't know you
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Me: look at the rest of the chat, that will show you
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Lad: Everything in my phone is lost
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Me: here, i'll show you
(I copied and pasted a huge pile of our earlier conversation.)
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Lad: Please I need to see your photo ID
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Me: like i said before, i don't have a way to do that
how would that help anyway?
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Lad: Yes
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Me: i don't know what to do then, there's no scanner here
do you have my atm card?
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Lad: Yes I have an ATM card but I don't know the owner
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Me: look at the name on it, it's mine
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Lad: I don't know you
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Me: then bring it here and i'll show you my id and i can have my card
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Lad: I just have to tell the airport manager to help me I have to go back and have a better treatment
Before I die here
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Me: then come see me
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Lad: I don't recognize you
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Me: then what are you going to do?
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Lad: I am going back tomorrow
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Me: back where?
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Lad: I just got am email from someone saying he is Robert did you know him
(No, he didn’t, he’s just wasting time. His time. I love it.)
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Me: yes, that's my nurse. don't you remember? he helped us
where is he?
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Lad: I don't recognize him either
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Me: he's your friend
and mine
he helped with the atm card
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Lad: Please stop contacting me
I don't know you
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Me: why are you saying that? you contacted me
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Lad: I don't recognize ANY ONE NOW
Don't you read my text
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Me: then come to lanai and see a doctor and bring my card'
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Lad: Stop
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Me: stop what?
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Lad: Stop bothering me I don't know you
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Me: but you have all my money, why do you think you have an atm card with my name on it?
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Lad: Please Stop bothering me I don't know you
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Me: i think you're making all this crap up to steal my money
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Lad: Stop blowing up my phone or I will block you now
Any more text I will block you
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Me: you are an evil, evil man
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And he blocked me. A truly satisfying adventure AND he's still trying to get his share of the big bucks from the Evil Nurse. Sadly for him he's going to need to safari to Accra to get it and he's not up for that.
Yet.
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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Man of many names
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 178
Location: Up north
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Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:07 am |
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I just love it when they want my e-mail account's password. Naturally I provide it to them promptly, so they can browse my sent-folder for the hardcore male-to-male pornography I've sent out to non-existing addresses.
Only once has a lad confronted me about the pics, after which I slapped him hard for breaching our trust and reading my mail. |
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