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Padme
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Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Star Wars Baiting Contest
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away... a lad asked for an MTCN and ran into some trouble. 
How about some good old fashioned Star Wars trophies? This is a baiting contest that runs from now until December 15 when we will all be too busy watching The Last Jedi to bait. This contest will apply to new baits, so everyone will be starting from an even playing field.
Sign Contest
This contest is open to any member of eater who has signed up within the last six months.
The goal is simple. Get your lad to hold a sign that says something Star Wars related.
What you tell the lad to get him to hold the sign is up to you. The back story does not have to be related to Star Wars. For example, "Luke, I am your father", could work great if you simply call yourself Luke and tell your lad you consider him as a father.
Prize: one year premium membership.
Costume Contest
This contest is open to any member of eater.
Your lad dressing up as a Star Wars character. That's right. Your lad. In costume. How you get him or her to do it is up to you, but they must be in a Star Wars costume.
Prize: TWO year premium membership OR one year membership to the winner, and one year to another baiter you choose.
What do you get with premium?
With premium membership, you get increased private message capability, web space, access to premium baiting tools, discussion area for your baits where the lads can't see, a cool custom tag, and, most importantly, all premium donations support both 419eater and ScamWarners.com.
Use this thread to post up bits from your baits, funny trophy fails, or get advice from other members.
From one of Padme's baits circa 2005 |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
  x2   x6  x2  Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
 Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
        
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:12 pm |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:26 pm |
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Meanwhile...... for those new baiters, not obsessed with me, carry on! |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Zagreus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Feb 2017
Posts: 55
Location: Anti-time
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Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:25 pm |
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With pleasure. Prepare for the jump into hyperspace and inform Lord Vader... |
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What the heck!!! You have us a fake slip and you are still insisting on giving us the numbers 1 by 1??? I don't blame you! Do you think I am here to eat your money. Please and please do not email us again. - Erik Olson
do not Play with man of God,by sending to me rubish western union information which bank here confirm rubish - Rv. David Michael |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Aug 09, 2017 3:09 am |
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I want to see a lad holding a sign saying "May the Farce be with you." 
In fact, I will offer a Premium Membership to the first new baiter to do that. |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Wed Aug 09, 2017 3:29 am |
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Do "Space Balls" references count? |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:48 am |
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Only for Juan's special side offer! |
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Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
 dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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anakbabi
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 20 Jun 2017
Posts: 241
Location: British Isles
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Wed Aug 09, 2017 12:31 pm |
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Like in Poker I'm ALL-IN.
Ready to land in Mars.
Cheers |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Thu Aug 17, 2017 5:36 pm |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Thu Aug 17, 2017 5:54 pm |
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^ HA! That's great.
How's everyone doing on this...? You can post up bits from your baits in here and ask for advice and suggestions too. The premium memberships have been set aside and are still up for grabs. |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Zagreus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Feb 2017
Posts: 55
Location: Anti-time
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Thu Aug 17, 2017 6:57 pm |
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I've decided to be ambitious and I'm going for the big guns. And I think I've found a neat solution. Here's a teaser of what my Investment Lad is currently involved with (and see if you can spot the exceedingly British easter egg): https://www.docdroid.net/p2GJM0Q/budget-gear-pitch-document.pdf |
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What the heck!!! You have us a fake slip and you are still insisting on giving us the numbers 1 by 1??? I don't blame you! Do you think I am here to eat your money. Please and please do not email us again. - Erik Olson
do not Play with man of God,by sending to me rubish western union information which bank here confirm rubish - Rv. David Michael |
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Padme
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Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Thu Aug 17, 2017 7:09 pm |
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Oh my gosh, that's hilarious. Looking forward to seeing the lads covered in plastic bags and marker. |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Zagreus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Feb 2017
Posts: 55
Location: Anti-time
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Thu Aug 17, 2017 8:23 pm |
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Ha ha. I'm just building up the legitimacy with a few requests for terms and a form or two, and then I shall send the manufacturer's requirement. Fingers crossed...! |
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What the heck!!! You have us a fake slip and you are still insisting on giving us the numbers 1 by 1??? I don't blame you! Do you think I am here to eat your money. Please and please do not email us again. - Erik Olson
do not Play with man of God,by sending to me rubish western union information which bank here confirm rubish - Rv. David Michael |
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Doraemon
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Sep 2015
Posts: 335
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Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:34 am |
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I wish you good luck Zagreus and already looking forward to see the outcome |
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x 443  x 4  x 2
Lagos-Bamako-Timbuktu : Rev Prosper/Team TWAT Sept 2016
Mr. Alex with maggiestail Ouagadougou - Lome - Sapele
Mr. Alex second safari with maggiestail Ouagadougou - Kano
Illuminati Agent L. Ekpoma - Lomé
Illuminati Idiot Ekpoma - Lomé
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Zagreus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Feb 2017
Posts: 55
Location: Anti-time
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Tue Aug 22, 2017 1:33 pm |
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I'm waving money in the Lad's face but he's not particularly keen on the idea of dressing up (even though I've said it's purely for market research), telling me that it sounds like I'm playing a game with him. Any advice on how to persuade him? |
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What the heck!!! You have us a fake slip and you are still insisting on giving us the numbers 1 by 1??? I don't blame you! Do you think I am here to eat your money. Please and please do not email us again. - Erik Olson
do not Play with man of God,by sending to me rubish western union information which bank here confirm rubish - Rv. David Michael |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:54 pm |
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Continue waving money at your lad. Tell him how popular these items are and how they are often made out of metal. This video has over 300K views but very few people have the tools to make this out of metal. That is where your company comes in. Tell him to make a prototype out of Papier Mâché.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3Ma1JnGE_8
Your company will sell the plans based upon his prototype. Tell your lad he will receive the standard 5% of all sales.
You will need photos of the construction.
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Papier-M%C3%A2ch%C3%A9-Mask-%28for-Kids%29 |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few, 
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Starbuck5
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2015
Posts: 617
Location: Hy Brasil
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Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:08 am |
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Shame I'm- on paper- too long in the tooth to win anything but satisfaction 
ETA: Sent without all the extra text!
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My Sty x 564
- Steven Mnuchin
IF YOU EVER WRITE ME AGAIN I WILL CALL THE CORPS ON YOU, STAY AWAY FROM MY EMAILS - Mr. Paul Adams
You are some kind of schizophrenic i guess? - Richard Summers
REALLY BRO
AM NOT SLEEP YESTERDAY
TILL NOW AM VEX
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i told my mummy she not happy
------- Sammie
WE ARE WITH INTERPOL AND FBI /CIA BOTH SCOTLAND YARD POLICE THERE IN UK, WE FIND OUT IN OUR DATABASE THAT YOU ARE TAKING PEOPLE BANK ACCOUNT FOR FUNS OR A JOKE. WHAT DID YOU USED THOSE ACCOUNT YOU COLLECTED FROM ASIA USA AND AFRICA TO DO,??? WE NEED YOUR GOOD ANSWER BEFORE TAKING LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOU. - Some lad of mine on an alt acc. Investigations are on-going
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Padme
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Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:45 pm |
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@Starbuck5 Nice. He does not look very happy does he?
Just out of curiosity what kind of scam was it? You get bonus points from me because one of my long running characters was also named Lawal. |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Starbuck5
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2015
Posts: 617
Location: Hy Brasil
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Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:34 pm |
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He probably doesn't look happy because the 'automated system' kept requesting amendments to his pictures
This one's a phone-lad, but his name isn't Lawal - that's the name on the ID he's planning on using to collect the WU payment! He goes by the name Burhan- but I'll still take the bonus points Padme 
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My Sty x 564
- Steven Mnuchin
IF YOU EVER WRITE ME AGAIN I WILL CALL THE CORPS ON YOU, STAY AWAY FROM MY EMAILS - Mr. Paul Adams
You are some kind of schizophrenic i guess? - Richard Summers
REALLY BRO
AM NOT SLEEP YESTERDAY
TILL NOW AM VEX
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i told my mummy she not happy
------- Sammie
WE ARE WITH INTERPOL AND FBI /CIA BOTH SCOTLAND YARD POLICE THERE IN UK, WE FIND OUT IN OUR DATABASE THAT YOU ARE TAKING PEOPLE BANK ACCOUNT FOR FUNS OR A JOKE. WHAT DID YOU USED THOSE ACCOUNT YOU COLLECTED FROM ASIA USA AND AFRICA TO DO,??? WE NEED YOUR GOOD ANSWER BEFORE TAKING LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOU. - Some lad of mine on an alt acc. Investigations are on-going |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Aug 26, 2017 5:46 pm |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Sat Aug 26, 2017 8:45 pm |
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I've been here longer than six months, but I just couldn't resist.
Mr. Humphere, the lad that just keeps on giving
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x8  < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:38 pm |
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nm whoops |
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x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:40 pm |
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Wrong thread? |
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"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
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Zagreus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Feb 2017
Posts: 55
Location: Anti-time
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Sun Aug 27, 2017 2:37 pm |
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It appears that I'm back to square one. My lad has sadly stopped replying to the BUGGER corporation. Oh well. Always time for another! |
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What the heck!!! You have us a fake slip and you are still insisting on giving us the numbers 1 by 1??? I don't blame you! Do you think I am here to eat your money. Please and please do not email us again. - Erik Olson
do not Play with man of God,by sending to me rubish western union information which bank here confirm rubish - Rv. David Michael |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:03 pm |
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Please welcome Starbuck5 to Premium Gold.
I'm still laughing over the "May the Farce be with you" sign. Well done! |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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