Volume 1: Before the Evil

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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:04 pm

This started back in April on Google Hangout; somehow I ended up with a run of these lads and they’re definitely challenging hitlads for the bottom of the brain barrel. This runs around in circles and he gets confused and he gets profane and he starts the scam over and he forgets things and…well…he just keeps proving he’s an idiot.
I’ll call this Volume 1 because he just fell into the clutches of the Evil Attorney so who knows where it’ll go after that?

VOLUME 1: BEFORE THE EVIL

CHAPTER 1: CONFUSION AND A MULE IN GEORGIA

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(I’m thinkin’ he REALLY wants me to know how much to send him…)

Lad: Hello
THIS IS ONLY OPPORTUNITY YOU HAVE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND

Am writing to inform you that I have some funds at hand to assist you but it is not yet complete and secondly you have to assured me that after I have help you that as soon as you receive your first payment that you will return all my supported money.

Beside I have $200,00 at hand as you know that the required fee is $350,00, now the remain fee is $150,00, which I asked IMF director three good times to be sure that your fund will be release to you after you complete the remain $150,00 without any more fee because you have paid a lot of fee and you did not received anything and he ensured me that nothing will stop you not to receive your fund the same day you sent the fee, so my dear I want you to go to western union or money gram and send the remain $150,00 immediately after you receive this mail because your first payment of $5000.00 will be send to you within 40minis after I confirmed the required fee of $150,00 okay,

I am assuring you now that you will never be disappointed after sending this $150.00 today just let me know once you make the payment you will receive your first of $5000.00 within 45minutes after receiving the Last fee $150 from you. Bear it in mind that your total fund is the sum of $1.5 million and you will be receiving the sum of $5000.00 per day until you received your total fund completely.

You will send it through western union or money gram with this information bellow.

Receiver:............Henry XXXXXX
Country:.............Benin Republic
City:............Cotonou
country code.....+229
Question:......... OUR HOPE?
Answer:......... GOD.
Amount........$150.00 us-dollar
Sender name.....
MTCN.......

Thanks and God bless as am looking forward to hear from you as the funds beneficiary
THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST.

YOURS SINCERELY,
MR Philip Swanson
FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER

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CC: Did this go to the right person?

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Lad: yes
This is form Money Gram office

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CC: okay, what's the story here?

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Lad: Your first payment is $5000 will be send to you once you send the needed fee

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CC: payment for what?

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Lad: THIS IS ONLY OPPORTUNITY YOU HAVE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUN

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CC: fun?
what are you talking about?

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Lad: yes

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CC: what do you mean by fun?

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Lad: (Back to the script because he got confused)

I am assuring you now that you will never be disappointed after sending this $150.00 today just let me know once you make the payment you will receive your first of $5000.00 within 45minutes after receiving the Last fee $150 from you. Bear it in mind that your total fund is the sum of $1.5 million and you will be receiving the sum of $5000.00 per day until you received your total fund completely.

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CC: that's crazy
where did all that money come from?

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Lad: I have $150 with me here (What?)
This is compensation fund form Benin republic

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CC: compensation for what? i've never been to benin

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Lad: for the people been scam before

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CC: look, can we talk tomorrow? I can sure use the money but the nurse is telling me to get off the computer because i have to see the doctor
can we talk then?
please?

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Lad: Alright
Have a good day

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(There will be gaps of a few days but the google hangout just sorta rolls along so I won’t bother to spell those out unless they’re important to the flow of the thing.)

CC: the nurse gave me back the computer so i'll be on and off line for the next several hours
i hope to hear from you to figure all this out

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Lad: HELLO

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CC: hi

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Lad: (He seems to have gotten a little ahead of himself but we’ll fix that.)

WHAT IS GOING ON?

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CC: what do you mean?

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Lad: THE NEEDED FEE

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CC: you still haven't told me what this is all about? what do you mean by people been scam before?
hello?
where did you go?

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CC: are you there?

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Lad: How are you doing today

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CC: very well thank you

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(Back to the script again. Lazy lad.)

Lad: You will send it through western union or money gram with this information bellow.

Receiver:............Henry XXXXXXXX
Country:.............Benin Republic
City:............Cotonou
country code.....+229
Question:......... OUR HOPE?
Answer:......... GOD.
Amount........$150.00 us-dollar
Sender name.....
MTCN.......

Thanks and God bless as am looking forward to hear from you as the funds beneficiary
THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST.

YOURS SINCERELY,
MR Philip Swanson
FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER

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(You'll find that the more I bomb him with questions the more confused he gets as he tries to keep up. He ain't too quick on his feet...)

CC: you still haven't really explained all this you know, are you saying i was scammed?
i don't know that i was

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Lad: This is compensation fund form Benin republic

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CC: i've never been to benin, i don't even know where that is
???

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Lad: form our government

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CC: your government owes me money? are you sure i'm the right person? i could sure use it but wouldn't want to get in trouble about it

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Lad: Yes am sure

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CC: wow
i don't think we have western union here, i know we don't have moneygram
is that going to be a problem?

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Lad: You can use western union to send the fee

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CC: like i said, i don't think we have that
i'll check

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Lad: ok

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CC: like i thought, we don't
i'm not surprised, this is a really small place!

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(Not surprisingly, it blows right on by…and we start to get a very clear picture of the genius level of the google hangout lad.)

Lad: can you get it done today

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CC: only if i mail you a check or send it from my bank to yours
i don't think i have any other options here

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Lad: Ria money transfer

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CC: i'll check that too

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Lad: Alright

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CC: it says "does not service your area"
what a pain in the ass

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Lad: how long it will take you form now

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CC: to do what exactly? send it from my bank?

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Lad: no
send the needed fee

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CC: how?

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Lad: $150
if you send it today
no more fee again utnill

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CC: right, but how do i send it to you?
hello? are you there?
you need to help me with thi
this
where are you?

(This is the google hangout lad’s behavior 100% of the time. They’ve got a very narrow focus and when things begin to drift and they get confused they sign off to go regroup.)

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CC: what's going on?
where did you go?
i can see that you are on line, will you answer me?

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Lad: yes how are you today
have you sent the fee $150

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CC: not too much pain today, thank you

you never gave me a place to mail the check
or a bank account to transfer the money to

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Lad: RECEIVER NAME KERRY XXXXXXXXX
ADDRESS: XXXXXXXXX SCREVEN GEORGIA
31560 USA

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CC: okay, i can send a check in the mail
is there a number where i can call him to make sure it got there? I can't receive calls here but I can use the office phone to call out

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Lad: here is the phone +186XXXXXXX

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CC: great, thank you

(It’s not often that I find a lad with a mule to mail a check to and snagging the phone on top of that means one more mule that gets warned about their involvement in a scam and one more asset that the lad has lost. Yay.)

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Lad: once you sent the chack just text him with this nober

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CC: are you sure? i'm certain that phone number is in florida. i have a friend there

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Lad: GEORGIA

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CC: right, but the phone number is in florida, i checked
the white pages site shows it's in winter haven, are you sure you have it right?

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Lad: yes

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CC: okay

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Lad: how long it will take you to get it done

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CC: i can have the nurse do it tomorrow, it might take a couple days to get there, mail is sort of slow from here

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Lad: ok

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:05 pm

CHAPTER 2: QUESTIONING EVERYTHING OVER AND OVER AND OVER

(This next bit cracked me up. The poor lad just couldn’t quite roll with things and I kept hammering him with questions and he got more and more confused.)

CC: what happens after that?

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Lad: You will receiver your fund
first payment $5,000

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CC: do you need my address to send it to me?
what about the rest of the money?

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Lad: Your total fund is the sum of $1.5 million and you will be receiving the sum of $5000.00 per day until you received your total fund completely.

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CC: what? how would i do that?
you mail a check every day?

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Lad: every day I will sending you mtcn nober

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CC: what is that?

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Lad: $5,000

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CC: no, what's mtcn?

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Lad: in your name
you can reconfirm your information to us now

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CC: which information do you need?
and what does mtcn mean?

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Lad: did you know money gram or western union

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CC: but i don't have those here, you already know that!!!!

(Oops…)

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Lad: can i have your full information your name and your country with ur phone

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CC: Carl1ng Christie and I'm in the US, i already told you i don't have a phone. at my age i couldn't hear the damn thing anyway!

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Lad: Okay now do you went to me to delivery it by cash

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CC: how would you do that?

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Lad: I will put it on package and delivery it to you
ok

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CC: you mean come here yourself?

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Lad: yes i will come by myself once you send the check i received the needed fee $150

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CC: wow, really?from africa?

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Lad: No form GEORGIA

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CC: oh, i thought you were in benin

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Lad: your fund coming form benin

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CC: ah, i see
so does kerry XXXXXX work with you then?

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Lad: yes

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CC: okay
you never did tell about the scam that you were talking about?
can you explain that? i'm a little confused

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Lad: what happen

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CC: what do you mean? I don't know what you're referring to at all

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Lad: I told you before this is not scam

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CC: no, you said the fund was from some sort of scam, what did you mean?

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Lad: Trust me
our office is in GEORGIA
don't think anything about this transaction

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CC: but what about the scam that you talked about? i still don't understand where all the money came from and i need to

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(He’s finally completely lost and starts back over with the original script. Wow.)

can you ready this
THIS IS ONLY OPPORTUNITY YOU HAVE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND

Am writing to inform you that I have some funds at hand to assist you but it is not yet complete and secondly you have to assured me that after I have help you that as soon as you receive your first payment that you will return all my supported money.

Beside I have $150,00 at hand as you know that the required fee is $350,00, now the remain fee is $150,00, which I asked IMF director three good times to be sure that your fund will be release to you after you complete the remain $150,00 without any more fee because you have paid a lot of fee and you did not received anything and he ensured me that nothing will stop you not to receive your fund the same day you sent the fee, so my dear I want you to go to western union or money gram and send the remain $150,00 immediately after you receive this mail because your first payment of $5000.00 will be send to you within 40minis after I confirmed the required fee of $150,00 okay,

I am assuring you now that you will never be disappointed after sending this $150.00 today just let me know once you make the payment you will receive your first of $5000.00 within 45minutes after receiving the Last fee $150 from you. Bear it in mind that your total fund is the sum of $1.5 million and you will be receiving the sum of $5000.00 per day until you received your total fund completely.

You will send it through western union or money gram with this information bellow.

Receiver:............Henry XXXXXXX
Country:.............Benin Republic
City:............Cotonou
country code.....+229
Question:......... OUR HOPE?
Answer:......... GOD.
Amount........$150.00 us-dollar
Sender name.....
MTCN.......

Thanks and God bless as am looking forward to hear from you as the funds beneficiary
THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST.

YOURS SINCERELY,
MR Philip Swanson
FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER

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CC: yes, you sent that before. it still doesn't explain what this is about. what scam? did someone steal from me?
hello?
are you there"?
i need to know what this is really about

(As always, once he gets in too deep he bails. This time for a week. Then he just popped up again and I kept on like nothing had happened.)

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Lad: hello
Noboddy
scam you

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CC: well then what's the compensation for? that doesn't make sense
hello, i see you are on line
i need you to explain the last thing you said. i thought this was all about scam compensation
??

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Lad: yes
What again

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CC: you said the money was compensation for being scammed and then said i wasn't scammed.
i don't understand what you mean

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(The next bit of squirming is just plain great. His internal conflict between his frustration and his need to get paid is starting to show and he tries all sorts of strategies. Enjoy.)

Lad: if you don't understand me forget it that is all i see now
what are you ask me so much of qiuation why

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CC: because you haven't made any sense about the money, that's why
are you hiding something? is there something illegal going on here?

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Lad: what

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CC: explain to me where the fund came from, you;ve never done that
well?
are you going to answer or just ignore me?

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Lad: hello
this is a compensation from benin republic west African as all you need is trusting me and get the money fee sent is

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CC: compensation for what? why won't you tell me that?
it makes no sense for you to keep it as some sort of secret. why?

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CC: i see that you're back, are you going to answer me or not?

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Lad: yes

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CC: you said " this is a compensation from benin republic west Africa"
what does that mean? compensation for what?

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Lad: your email worn that for you is a lottry

(Say what?)

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CC: i didn't enter any lottery, you said it was compensation for some sort of scam
what are you talking about?

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(And then he blows a gasket…)

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:05 pm

CHAPTER 3: SCOLDING THE EVIL AFRICAN CHILD

(My favorite part of the adventure so far, slapping a lad over and over and letting him believe his money is slipping away from him is just too dang fun.)

Lad: fuck
you

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CC: excuse me?
i'm asking a simple question and getting no answers and you speak to me that way?

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Lad: go fuck yourself

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CC: So this was all some sort of sick joke?
why would you do that to an old man? promise millions of dollars and then do this
that's pure evil

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Lad: remember that you lose this fund if you dont pay the fee

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CC: i don't think there is any fund at all, not the way you are behaving. why would i believe anything you say after this?
i think you just went on the internet to lie to me. why?

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Lad: then
foget
it
stop
texting
me

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CC: as i thought, just a liar
preying on the elderly. why do such a terrible thing? does it make you happy in some sick way?
that's awful
i'm going bother you EVERY time i see you online, you little punk

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Lad: pls

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CC: pls what?
evil little child

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Lad: ok

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CC: ok? what do you mean by that? what you've done is NOT okay. you lied, you wasted days of my time pretending to be something you're not and then you swore at me. that's no okay, that's being a complete ass
i bet your mother would be very sad, do you play jokes on old people all the time like this?

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Lad: no

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CC: then why do it to me?

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Lad: you are saying lars

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CC: what?

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Lad: am not doing anything you been complaning but am not

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CC: of course you are, you tried to fool me into thinking there was money for me and when i asked where it from you swore and behaved like the child you must be
nobody who really worked for the government would EVER do that
you are a TERRIBLE PERSON

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Lad: am not

(Yeah…he really did that.)

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CC: you even said you would come here yourself just to get me excited and then swore when i asked about it

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Lad: only god no that nam not what you saido

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CC: none of it could be true, not the way that you spoke to me
god? he knows what you said

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Lad: ok

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CC: there's nothing okay about it. the least you could do is apologize for being so mean and profane to a 93 year old man. i didn't do anything to you

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Lad: can you help me to pick up money at money gram or western union office will u

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CC: help you? why would i help you?
pick up what money?
pick up money for you? what in the world do you mean>
??

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Lad: yes

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CC: explain yourself, you make no sense
go get your own money, i'm leaving
but i plan on bothering you EVERY DAY

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Lad: stop

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CC: not a chance

(The indignant old man scolding the little evil African child kept me smiling for days. I assumed he was done but a week later…)

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Lad: how much you can be able to come up right now so that i will help you to receiver your fund

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CC: i'm not sending you anything without an explanation of EXACTLY where this fund came from. it all sounds like a cruel joke from you
you disappear for a week and then send this? have you forgotten how rude you were to me?

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(I guess he thought I'd forgotten his script so he figured I needed it again.)

Lad: Beside I have $150,00 at hand as you know that the required fee is $350,00, now the remain fee is $150,00, which I asked IMF director three good times to be sure that your fund will be release to you after you complete the remain $150,00 without any more fee because you have paid a lot of fee and you did not received anything and he ensured me that nothing will stop you not to receive your fund the same day you sent the fee, so my dear I want you to go to western union or money gram and send the remain $150,00 immediately after you receive this mail because your first payment of $5000.00 will be send to you within 40minis after I confirmed the required fee of $150,00 okay,

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CC: as i said, you need to explain WHERE this money cane from. you've made so little sense that it's very difficult to believe you

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Lad: This is form beinn republic
your fund coming form our government this is compensation fund $1.5 million

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CC: as i have asked MANY times, compensation for what?

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Lad: you have send money to scam before

(So much for my lottery winnings. Dang.)

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CC: but you said before that nobody scammed me. now you say someone did. what's going on?

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Lad: we said that you have spend alot of money is true

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CC: spent on what? what are you talking about?

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Lad: you spent on scam
before

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CC: who do you think scammed me?

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Lad: they many

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CC: what do you mean?

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Lad: you send money for many years

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:06 pm

CHAPTER 4: THE LITTLE BASTARD NEPHEW

(Time to let him off the hook to see if I can twist him back up again and start the whole thing over.)

CC: are you talking about my nephew in ghana?

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Lad: yes

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CC: how do you know about that?

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Lad: we are vilify it

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CC: are you saying that he's been scamming me the whole time?

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Lad: yes

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CC: that little bastard

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Lad: ok

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CC: how is it that the compensation is coming from benin? why is that?

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Lad: because of we are knowns that you

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CC: what? i didn't understand that

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Lad: we
your fund register form binn

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CC: even though that scamming little shit is in ghana?

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Lad: yes thats what i said

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CC: well he won't be getting any more money from ME. i'm going to send the police to throw his ass in jail

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Lad: in ghana

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CC: the compensation is pretty large, i haven't sent him that much.

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Lad: alright my good friend be carefully by yourself ok

(Aaaaand…we’re back to where we started. Again.)

You will send it through western union or money gram with this information bellow.

Receiver:............Henry XXXXX
Country:.............Benin Republic
City:............Cotonou
country code.....+229
Question:......... OUR HOPE?
Answer:......... GOD.
Amount........$150.00 us-dollar
Sender name.....
MTCN.......

Thanks and God bless as am looking forward to hear from you as the funds beneficiary
THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST.

YOURS SINCERELY,
MR Philip Swanson
FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER

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CC: i already told you we don't have those here on the island of lanai, did you forget?

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Lad: so what we can do now

(Either his mule in Georgia is out of play or he just forgot about the whole conversation and the check. It was weeks ago so who knows? Time to get me some pork.)

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CC: i can do a transfer from my bank to yours
i know that works

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Lad: ok i will send you my bank information where to send the $150 today

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CC: ok

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Lad: I hope that you will do it today right

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CC: i'll have to ask the nurse to do it so it might not be until monday

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Lad: ok

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CC: if you get it to me in the next few minutes he may be able to do it at lunchtime

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Lad: I will send the inform on Monday morning ok

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CC: ok

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Lad: and again your fund will goes through transfer bank to bank ok

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CC: i have to go now and will speak to you on monday
i hope my nephew enjoys the jail in ghana

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Lad: But if you can do Ria Money Transfer to send the $150 so that we can getting everything done urgent and again try to send us your bank information where your fund will be transferred to ok

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(Monday and déjà vu all over again.)

CC: Hello
Are you there?

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Lad: Hello as i said before you have to look for Ria Money Transfer becouase am sure that your conutry have RIA Money Transfer. so try to send it today so that to neable you get it done today and you can use the some information i sent you to send it.

Receiver:............Henry XXXXXXXX
Country:.............Benin Republic
City:............Cotonou
country code.....+229
Question:......... OUR HOPE?
Answer:......... GOD.
Amount........$150.00 us-dollar
Sender name.....

and also your full information where i can transfer your total fund

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CC: no, i checked. their web site says the don't service this area. i'll send it to your bank when you give me the account

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Lad: can you send it though money expess
senmoney express
if you can look for money express is good for you
Are you there?

i will send you the information first tomorrow morning
ok

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Lad: Hello
Are you real for the Acc Dates where to send the needed fee which is only $150 just get back to me on have to transfer your funds to you today okey,
am still wait for you to update with your urgent back

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CC: yes, i'm waiting for the account. why didn't you send it so i could send the nurse to the bank today? you knew that i needed it on friday

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:06 pm

CHAPTER 5: BRING ON THE EVIL ATTORNEY

Lad: HERE IS THE INFORM
BANK NAME: UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA.

ACCOUNT NAME: PAUL XXXXX

ACCOUNT NUMBER: XXXXXXXXXXX

CODE IBAN: XXXXXXXXXX

CODE SWIFT/BIC: XXXXX

BANK ADDRESS:XXXXXXXXXXCOTONOU, BENIN REPUBLIC.

BENEFICIARY ADDRESS: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, COTONOU, BENIN
I have sent you the banking information where to transfer the needed fee which is $150 so that your transfer will commence urgent ok
HERE IS THE INFORM

(And he sent the whole thing again, I guess he really, really wanted to make sure I got my bacon.)

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CC: great, thank you. i'll have the nurse take care of that this afternoon.
it might be easier for us to communicate via email. mine is [email protected]

(I’d about had enough with google hangout, especially with my new pet. Like texting with a 4-year-old.)

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Lad: so now am waiting to hear form you with the bank transfer payment slip, so that before Friday your transfer will be commence in to your bank account ok once you made the transfer send me your bank account ok

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Lad: What is going on now have you done the transfer

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CC: the nurse should have done it by now. he's not here today, you can email him at [email protected]

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Lad: ok
I hope that before tomorrow the transfer will commence right.

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CC: as far as i know it should, check with the nurse. i think he made the transfer yesterday.

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Lad: Call her now and ask him

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CC: you know i don't have a phone

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Lad: okay i waiting the payment slip once you get it form your nurse

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CC: like i said, email him and he can take care of that

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Lad: why don't you email him

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CC: and tell him what? i don't have your email to give to him, you can just contact him directly

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Lad: give him my [email protected]

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CC: okay

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Lad: to him contact me with the transfer slip.

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CC: okay
i have to get off the computer, they're bringing in my lunch. i'll send a message to the nurse

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Stay tuned for volume 2 as the lad is already deep in the clutches of the nurse/attorney and is currently owed upwards of $300,000. And can't wait to make that grow.

Cool

Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 4:49 pm

Wow, you have a lot of patience. How much time has this conversation taken, from start to finish?

Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 4:59 pm

We're still rolling along, now in the 4th month, and working together to steal millions from an addled old man in hospice. My usual pattern is a blur of communication at the beginning and then I start spacing it out to one or two messages a day. Once I get to that point it takes up very little time with the maximum reward!

I type crazy fast so it really only takes a few minutes a day, well worth the level of entertainment!

If you search on "evil attorney" you'll be shocked at just how far this gag can go. I sure am...every time.

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