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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jul 21, 2017 1:47 pm |
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Greg K. Owen (B. Sc), the Banking/ Finance Director of Telex Transfer Dept at the Central Bank of Nigeria, doesn't like Captain Mal.
Just two messages into a "Someone says you're dead and is claiming your funds" script, Mal tried to make a phone call, and...
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| I tried to call you, but your number is wrong, and I tried to call Mr Adams, but his phone was answered by a surly asshole who snapped "Wrong number, wrong number" seven or eight times before hanging up. |
Dr Owen had an explanation:
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Am sorry that you tried and could not get us because whenever we are inside Telex room, telephones are not allowed to avoid distractions and avoiding transferring someone's money to another due to mistake in answering call.
Please send mail. |
Mal was scornful.
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| I don't think I could ever do business with your bank, because it seems to employ fools and assholes. |
Dr Owen was duly shocked!
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I don't think that if you are a genuine Christian you would call God's creature names no matter how bad or ugly it may be, but anyway, you are not doing anyone here a favour by making attempt to claim you fund unless you don't have any, but if you have, consider your effort that you are doing the favor for yourself and no any other person.
I personally do not like handling payment files of people who do not have value or regards to their fellow human beings no matter whatever you are, the equals is the same six feet beneath the earth. |
Mal turned up the scorn a notch.
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Did I ever claim to be a Christian, genuine or otherwise? FYI I realized long ago that the stories I was told in Sunday School were fables and fairy tales.
I also never claimed that I had a fund in your bank. It seems that you ain't too clear with English - which makes you one of the fools in that bank. |
And so Owen-dude opted for something less pompous:
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| Thank you but wait for sword. |
Come on, Lad, I want a rant, will this work?
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"wait for sword"?
Who the fuck do you think you are? Conan the Barbarian?
"Look! It's Greg the Retard! He's so fucking stupid, he makes dogshit look smart!" |
We'll see! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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loualsindor
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Joined: 23 Mar 2012
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Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Fri Jul 21, 2017 4:43 pm |
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Mal sure is in a foul mood. Just the way I like it! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Jul 22, 2017 12:48 am |
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Not quite there - but the Lad is building up, methinks:
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DAT IS WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF, NO CONSCIENCE, RESPECT AND YOU THINK GOD WILL EVER FORGIVE THE ATROCITIES YOU HAVE SO FAR COMMITTED?
NO, YOU CANNOT GO FREE, JUST WAIT AND IT WILL HAPPEN VERY SOON |
Mal responded derisively.
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| What atrocities? I just spoke my mind and told you the truth - that you're a fool and a retard. Besides, there ain't no God to punish me! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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