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Lake Amour
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 Mar 2017
Posts: 524
Location: The Orphanage
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Mon Jun 26, 2017 1:32 pm |
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And here I was hoping for Fellatio... Or at least Vulva the pokey...
Connie working to set the table for the next phase. I think anything getting recorded at this point is a lost cause, but he has paper and a pen and maybe some long handwritten explanations as to what is going on will be needed.
From Humphere to Connie:
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Thank you Connie and god is your strength. like i said i put sister marry in my prayer everyday.god is your strength,i will be waiting to hear from you on the sign test and police |
Connie writes back. It is chaos this morning.
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Holy cajones mr humphere but it is such a commotion around these parts this morn. I call the police and chief inspector pitt show up and started investigation into sister mary hurtings, disappearance of eliot, finding out who this feathers is and something about the pastor stealing monies????? Inspector pitt really busy this morn and he taking everyone on the side and doing through talks with them and he say he get to the bottom of all this. I sure you dont mind but since you mr humphere are the only one with the informants on eliot i tell inpector pitt about you and he say he will be in contact in small time. Our prayers are starting to come true and hopes we can get this solved. Meantime inspector say to keep talking to this howdy fule best you can to learn his identity. He say it may not be all orphans but a local gang bang as well!!!! I rite you laters! |
Lotto boy continues to be silent to Connie. |
_________________ Mr Hump Here's Audio Book Collection
"Some of my co workers are beginning to say that you are making a fool of me but I strongly believe you" - Mr Hump Here
"You and your orphanage has destroyed my perfect life" - Mr Hump Here
"Also beside the rear entry as a quicker way to get Fellatio, is there any other thing you need?" - Mr Hump Here
"EAT SHIT AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH RUBBISH." - Tom Sawyer
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:46 pm |
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Feathers to lad
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howdy popo
well popo i has 2 tank yu and yur boys it was so funy wen yu boys arested da old man he crying lik yur wife and yelling i sory i sory wile al da orfans luk on popo yu and yu boys has made da strets safor for inosent orfans lik my self tank yu popo i no i can slepe beter at nite noing yu is on da job one of yu man asks me if i nose any ting and i say i is just and orfan sir and i rolls my i's at him but den i tel him dat de old man was al ways talking bot steling mony from da orfans i al ways talk him out of it but i gess his demons cot up wit him dis tim popo how long yu tink he get 4 being chefe?? i hop it long tim us orfans not be safe wit old man on da strete |
And to lottery lad
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howdy fule
dis is feathers yu is fuked as i not send mony i stole mony and i use it 2 by smokes and dugs and bere but dere noting yu can do bot it popo come dis morning and arest old man 4 steling mony and i gets in old man male accunt and i chang pass word so nobody else get in and i delete all males dat menton me so even if dey do gets in dey not see any ting so tanks 4 dat mony and da gun lotery dude me and da boys will party to nite |
I would bet that Miss Connie will soon get an email from the Lottery man. |
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Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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Lake Amour
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 Mar 2017
Posts: 524
Location: The Orphanage
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Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:16 pm |
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The lad is the only one with the whole story:
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Miss connie listen to me the person you are looking for, is in the orphanage i am sure, please you and the inspector should look deep....please the same boy email me after you send me email, so and the same boy told me about pastor stealing money and he told me about a few things that might help.please ask the inspector to email me fast so that i will tell him a few things that happens today while he was asking the orphans question, that will help him get the the bad guy fast.Miss Connie i am not in your country but how do i know what happens at the orphanage? that means and inside is telling me something and it is only an inside can tell what happens,so tell inspector to email me quick |
Connie replies:
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Oh my goodness mr humphere it be unbelievable for real!!! The inspector say something about pastor stealing money and they arrest him and he piss himself and crying like baby orphan it is unbelievable i do not kno what is happens at all. I not know weather to laff or cry i tell you. I just want my eliot back and sister mary to be well and i don't care beyond that at all. Inpector doing all his talking with everynne this morn so far and i tell him about you and he say he will get to you in due time, due time he say. Many of the orphans be crying but most are just scared so i call on father newton from our lady of perpetual motion to come help me since i now all by myself with orphans!!! He say he be here on the first boat and he going to bring month supply of prophylactics i think that be plenty for now. Holy balls there must be every police on the island here today all five of them it unbelievable!!! |
The police will get to him later... The lad is in a panic to tell his story. But today is not the day Feathers comes to justice... |
_________________ Mr Hump Here's Audio Book Collection
"Some of my co workers are beginning to say that you are making a fool of me but I strongly believe you" - Mr Hump Here
"You and your orphanage has destroyed my perfect life" - Mr Hump Here
"Also beside the rear entry as a quicker way to get Fellatio, is there any other thing you need?" - Mr Hump Here
"EAT SHIT AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH RUBBISH." - Tom Sawyer
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:38 pm |
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Bring Feathers to Justice? Dream on fool!
Mr. Hump Here to Feathers
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howdy why are you doing all this, now have get them to arrest pastor. why (eta - Because Pastor B was never nothing more than a placeholder character until Lake got back from vacation and could introduce his own Pastor character.) |
I love how he calls me howdy now. Might Feathers have a brother named Doody in the picture somewhere?
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howdy popo
i not nose wat yu mene i is just inosent orfan it not my falt old man was a chefe. |
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why did you steal the money sis marry was to send me |
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howdy popo
i no stele mony i is gud boy |
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_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile
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Lake Amour
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 Mar 2017
Posts: 524
Location: The Orphanage
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Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:57 pm |
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Too good to not post immediately!
Humphere to Connie:
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Miss Connie , i am concern about this thing more than you know,this thing has destroy my life,i lost job and car because of this boy now i can not take care of my family .which is very bad,Mr Connie something happens while the inspector was questioning the children. one of them gave him one particular answer. so make the inspector to contact me, so that i will tell him, it will help him get the bad guy
that beat up sis marry
stole my money
kill Elliot
Mr Connie please forgive me but i want to tell you the truth. listening to sis marry to reading for the opharnage has distroyed my life, Now yesterday in hospital doctor told me that it is possible that my wife will need operation to deliver the baby, but i never told her in order not to freak her out, now what am going to do, i don't have any job again sis marry did not pay me for did reading and i sold my car to settle studio people, what do i do now? please get the inspector to email me. i just hope i do not become a bad man at last |
Inspector Pitt from the Beaver Island Tactical Cop House will get to him soon enough... |
_________________ Mr Hump Here's Audio Book Collection
"Some of my co workers are beginning to say that you are making a fool of me but I strongly believe you" - Mr Hump Here
"You and your orphanage has destroyed my perfect life" - Mr Hump Here
"Also beside the rear entry as a quicker way to get Fellatio, is there any other thing you need?" - Mr Hump Here
"EAT SHIT AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH RUBBISH." - Tom Sawyer
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:46 pm |
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Oh, bless me, Lake Amour, here's this young guy, whose wife needs a caesar and you are being mean to him?
What are you like, you nasty man?
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:17 am |
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I love how lads accept it as normal that Feathers always confesses to his crimes to them. Immediately after it happens. |
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Lake Amour
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 Mar 2017
Posts: 524
Location: The Orphanage
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:22 am |
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^^^ Yes, yes, sadly I'm probably the friendliest guy anyone on Eater could ever meet. His wife has been "near delivery" for nearly 3 months now...
Our lad has been unusually silent today. Perhaps the police getting involved has him nervous.
From the Beaver Island Chief Inspector to Humphere:
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Mr Humphere,
My name is Chief Inspector Pitt of the Beaver Island Tactical Cop House. We are presently investigating two cases, the first involving an assault on Mary of the Hopeless Order of Michigan Orphanages. The second involves the disappearance of a small boy from the same orphanage.
The lady presently running the orphanage, Connie Lingus, indicated you have information leading to the suspects in each of these cases. As you may know, there is a $10,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and capture of anyone involved in these crimes.
I will need you to answer a few questions to get started. First, your full name, address, and contact information. Second, how did you come to know Mary Margaret Katherine, and third, how do you possess information regarding these crimes?
My officers are working diligently on these crimes and I will be your main contact for further information. |
He was so anxious to tell his story to the police, but I haven't heard back from him yet. Kind of surprising as he usually emails back very quickly. |
_________________ Mr Hump Here's Audio Book Collection
"Some of my co workers are beginning to say that you are making a fool of me but I strongly believe you" - Mr Hump Here
"You and your orphanage has destroyed my perfect life" - Mr Hump Here
"Also beside the rear entry as a quicker way to get Fellatio, is there any other thing you need?" - Mr Hump Here
"EAT SHIT AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH RUBBISH." - Tom Sawyer
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:18 am |
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Mr. Labowski wrote: |
I love how lads accept it as normal that Feathers always confesses to his crimes to them. Immediately after it happens. |
Feathers's ONE fatal flaw is vanity. Vanity and Arrogance. Feathers's TWO fatal flaws are vanity, arrogance and ego. Feathers's THREE fatal flaws are vanity, arrogance, ego and a fanatical devotion to the Pope. Feathers's FOUR .....
He has been (for him) silent today. Maybe he is busy getting kicked out of his apartment. Or maybe his wife is giving birth. I wonder if the baby will be put in some kind of baby prison because of his debts. I have no doubt he will return tomorrow with a sob story.
eta - Mr. L, you forgot that Feathers also likes to tell the lads his plans before they are carried out. Remember how he told our lad about chasing poor JG across half the United States while the chase was going on? After he confessed to raping poor JG's dead grandmother. This resulted in the shootout at SeaWorld (cue the cast of Cats and "Memories") |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Lake Amour
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 Mar 2017
Posts: 524
Location: The Orphanage
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 2:18 am |
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This is why he has taken so long...
Humphere to the Chief Inspector:
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Good day Chief Inspector my name is Mr humphere from Nigeria, Sir i will like to explain everything from begging so that you will understand this case from the root so i advice you take your time to read my email . i use to work with a car company in republic of Benin and once every year in order to promote our company, we do conduct a kind of online game, and that was how i got to know sis marry Margret Catharine since then , we became very close friend that she can tell me anything and i the same .
Now here is what started all the problem the orphanage is having now.Sis marry ask me to record an audio book for the orphans and after my enquires i found out that it will cost me a lot of money here in my country so i told sis Mary that it will cost me much money. i also told him that i sign an agreement with the studio people to give me as much time as i need to do the recording and the agreement was that i will pay them after sis marry has pay me, i also told sis Mary about it and she gave me go ahead order and gave me her word never to betray my trust by not paying.
Sir before that, she has told me about a fake lawyer that stole there money so i advice her to change her email password and she did and told me that the orphan( nelson )
helps her to put her new password .that mean that nelson knows her password.
Sir after the reading i delivered to sis Mary which miss Connie knows about it,
Now what brought about all this thing was the $9000 that sis marry was going to pay me,sis Mary told me that farmer( Jethro) took her to the bank with his car to transfer the money for me and i will get it in one week time . so three days from the time she told me that, i receive an email from one pastor Williams telling me that sis marry is dead and he further says on the email that sis marry was beaten to death by a group of gangs star and that was what some orphans that witness it said. i never believe it, so i had a lot of fight with him on email and he ignored me for some days and later email me and told me that my friend Elliot ask him to email me and also that sis marry is not dead that she is in coma and the doctor said that the book i recorded for them helps sis marry and also the doctor said i should do a video of me performing sis Marys favorite songs and i agreed, with the hope that the money sis marry send will arrive so that i will use some to do the video after i have paid the studio people,but getting to my wife shop to pick her up that evening, the studio guys have taking everything from her shop and arrest her,
Sir also getting home that evening from police station were my pregnant wife was detained i got an email from a guy called ( howdy fule aka feathers mc graw)he told me that he knows about me and everything me and pengwen (sis marry)has been discussing . sir if somebody know about me and her it is from her email and the only person she told me that knows her password is (nelson) so he further say that sis marry thought them how to say thank you to anyone that did good to them, so he has come to say thank you that i have made him and his boys rich,now he also said that he knows about the money sis marry was going to send me so he made a fast move with his boys and his boy in the bank told sis marry to go home and hide the money that it will take one week before it gets to me while sis marry told me that bank manager (Bebbanburg)says it will take one week so what i do not know is , if the boy was referring to ,is the bank manager as part of it or if he has another boy there. now the boy further say that when sis marry found out that they were trying to steal the money and threatening to expose them,Now they took the money from her and beat her up according to him there initial plan was to kill her but God saved her and also as long as she is in coma , him and his boys are safe
SIR PAY ATTENTION HERE TO THIS POINT
1 I am very sure that pastor Williams knows this feathers but he has refuse to talk. here are my reasons,i notify pastor immediately about the email i receive but instead of pastor to look into it, he stated accusing me of been a bad man because i couldn't do the video, pastor also say that all the orphans are good and he knows feather(howdy) as a good orphan and he also helps him because he is old and piss and sheet on a water prove, so he told me that feathers is a good boy.
2 pastor called feathers and show him my email,so after a while feather emailed me with his own email address telling me that he trusted me by telling me what he did now i went and told pastor about it so because of that we are enemies.
Now when i was begging the feather to please send my money, he ask me to snap a photo e of me holding a sign (is me pop )written on it because his boys do not respect him again and that is the only way he can get back power over them,
All this while i never had from miss Connie who happens to be the only person sis marry told me about to be her assistance.Now sometime last week or so. when i have lost my hope about everything, i got an email from Connie telling me that she saw the email i send sis marry but she does not understand because they have paid me the money they owe me for the audio recording. i now tell her everything and also told her what happened to sis marry, but she says.that sis Mary was not beaten that some kind of car or something ran over her, [It was a reindeer, pay attention!] but i told her about the email and she say that she does not know anyone like that and she also promise me to go to bank and find out what happened to my money.
HERE IS ANOTHER POINT SIR
Miss Connie told me she ask pastor about feathers and he says no,that he do not t know him(remember pastors response about feather earlier?)on my email that feathers is a good orphan. now how come pastor does not know feathers again when Connie ask him? so when i found out that Connie is beginning to think that i am not making sense, i promise her that i will ignore the feathers email from now, because i do not want to loose contact with Connie.
THIS IS HOW ELLIOT COMES IN SIR
Miss Connie emailed me the next day and told me that she is taking the children to go and sing for sis marry in the hospital maybe if there is much time left for her, she might branch in the bank to check on my money.after a while i got another email from howdy(feathers )the same boy. and he told me that Connie is taking them to hospital to sing for sis marry . so he will use the opportunity to finish the job by killing sister marry, He went on saying that when they got to hospital,he will put poison for sis marry when no one is watching. immediately i try to tell Connie about it,but because i am far from here and sis marry never give me any phone number to call, all i can do is to send email.,
1 Later on that day, howdy (feathers) email me and told me that he killed Elliot because of me, that when they got to the hospital that day, when he wanted to put poison for sis marry, he found out that Elliot was looking at him,so he decided not to proceed .
2 Now when they were coming back Elliot said to him , feather i saw what you were trying to do in the hospital so when Elliot treating s to tell Connie when they gets home..Now him(feathers) has no choice but ,to use a rook and hit Elliot in the head and throw him inside water and according to him Elliot is dead inside water now, so when they got to the ground from boat Connie ask them did anyone see Elliot and they all answered no.
3 i have try to fine out his real name but each time i calls him (heather) from my calculation on the names of the orphans i have, he gets angry and will not email me for long
HERE ARE THE THINGS YOU NEED YOU NEED TO FIND THIS GUY
1. PASTOR... i explain .pastor send me and email 2 to 3 days ago and told me that he will be deleting this email after sending it to me. so he says that he won a lottery from one country he never mention to me,and he says when this money comes, he will pay me my stupid dump head(AGAIN HE SAID HE HAS SEND HIS TRUSTED ORPHAN BY NAME FEATHERS TO GO AND SEND SOME MONEY IN THE BANK) BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHO OR WHY HE IS SENDING THE MONEY.THIS IS ANOTHER PLACE HE MENTION THAT NAME (FEATHERS) later that night he send me another email that i brought bad lock to them , that the money he gave feather to go and send in the bank was stolen from him, that i am bad luck. that means pastor knows feathers well
2 YOU INSPECTOR..i explain. Today while you were asking the kids question, can you remember a particular kid that included an answer like this(pastor told me about taking money from the orphans money but (i tried to talk him out out it)?. i knew about it because the boy send me email and told me pastor was arrested and when the police mans ask him about it, that was what he answered, so look well.later
to day the boy send me another email and told me that, pastor send him to the bank twice (Friday and Saturday) but he stole the money ,so him and his boys will be celebrating later to night because pastor will spend time in jail.
INSPECTOR
1 get pastor to tell you the boy he showed the email i send him about sis marry condition
( HE IS THE HOWDY AKA FEATHER)
2 get pastor to tell you who he send to the bank on Friday ( HE IS THE HOWDY AKA FEATHER)
3 get pastor to tell you who he gave his property to sale on Saturday and send the money to bank according to what the boy told me ( HE IS THE HOWDY AKA FEATHER)
4 if you inspector can remember the kids that gave you this answer, (i tried to talk him out out it)?( HE IS THE HOWDY AKA FEATHER) and he is the person responsible for sis marry,stealing my money, and Elliot way about,, i might not remember all now but i will keep telling you things once i remember
Now inspector i sold my car to bail my wife from jail because she was arrested instead of me because of the money sis marry did not pay that they stole from her, that i owe the studio. so i sold my car to bail her out and pay the studio,when my boss had about what happened , they sack me, now i have no car, no job i cant even buy food for my family, and will soon be homeless because of house bills, and the worst,by second week , my wife will be given birth but the doctor told me that, there is every possibility that she will give birth through operation, how can i pay for that?This boy destroy my life by stealing that money.
Inspector i will stop here, should in case you need anything,or your confuse at any of this please email me , i will tell you. i look forward to hear from you |
Everybody get that?
Edited to mask his full name. |
_________________ Mr Hump Here's Audio Book Collection
"Some of my co workers are beginning to say that you are making a fool of me but I strongly believe you" - Mr Hump Here
"You and your orphanage has destroyed my perfect life" - Mr Hump Here
"Also beside the rear entry as a quicker way to get Fellatio, is there any other thing you need?" - Mr Hump Here
"EAT SHIT AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH RUBBISH." - Tom Sawyer
Team Humphere
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 2:50 am |
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Wow. Just wow. We did all that to him in what, one month? Damn, we're good.
Pastor B is 110 years old, so I'm betting odds are that he can't remember his own name, what with all the trauma and stuff he has gone through. I'm sure Pastor B's replacement will get things straightened out in no time though. I do think with all the covert crap going on that Humphere needs a code name. And he needs to get on Feathers' good side. Fast. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Lake Amour
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 Mar 2017
Posts: 524
Location: The Orphanage
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 3:49 am |
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It really is unbelievable. He was silent for so long today I thought he figured it out. No, he was writing a novel.
Of course, every chief inspector has an outlook mail address, right?
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Mr Nyash,
I have received your message and I have my detectives going through it. This will take some time to process. Our focus of course is catching the psycho son of a bitch behind these acts.
It is quite the shit storm here so allow me to start with just a few follow up questions:
Which online game is it you were playing with Mary? Her online activity shows no record of online gaming.
You say that Nelson has access to Mary's account. Do you believe Nelson is a primary suspect and please explain your reason? Compare and contrast it with your other suspects if you don't mind.
In your exchanges with this Feathers character, did he ever give you an idea of who exactly he was? We've interviewed all orphans and we do have detailed notes on each one. Any information you have is helpful.
Finally, we don't have a body yet so we can't confirm the orphan boy is actually dead. Did anyone submit to you any evidence of this boy's death and if so, how did you come to obtain it?
All our leads are goddamn dead ends so you are our only hope at this point. Please respond as soon as possible. |
Every morning I wake up, check my email, and laugh my ass off. What a great way to start every day!
Yes, a codename... Hmmm.... |
_________________ Mr Hump Here's Audio Book Collection
"Some of my co workers are beginning to say that you are making a fool of me but I strongly believe you" - Mr Hump Here
"You and your orphanage has destroyed my perfect life" - Mr Hump Here
"Also beside the rear entry as a quicker way to get Fellatio, is there any other thing you need?" - Mr Hump Here
"EAT SHIT AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH RUBBISH." - Tom Sawyer
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DropBear419
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 May 2017
Posts: 159
Location: Hiding from Drop Bears bigger than me
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 4:15 am |
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Well at least with the novel, I was able to catch up on this one. Fell a little behind due to other things I had going on.
Keep up the good work have really enjoyed reading this so far. |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 6:54 am |
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This is an amazing lad you have. I always love a good recap. |
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Lake Amour
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 Mar 2017
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Location: The Orphanage
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:26 pm |
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I'm just going to keep him going with questions for a few days. I can't imagine how much time this is wasting.
Recap #2
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Good morning Mr inspector good to hear from you.
1 the name of the game is auto world, were our company gives out a car and some amount to the winner.but sis marry did not receive hers because she did not keep up to the expectations on time, so it has to be cancel . i also happens to be in charge of her winning file then.if you check her inbox you will see the conversations i use to have with her when i was still working with the company.but if you cant see them , that means she deleted them , or someone did.
2 Sir i do not have any reason to say that nelson have hand in it, but looking at how someone got to know about me and her except Connie and Elliot who were there from the start . now if an external body except this too know something, that means she is been talking to someone or some one has been following our conversation through her email.so officers until the truth is out, everybody is a suspect .
3 The only time i had about nelson was the time i told sis marry to change her password to avoid the fake lawyer that stole her money having access to her email again. so she told me that she has done that and she fetches nelson to put the password for her when she wants to go on her email,
4 Now in the orphanage , from what Connie told me there are two heather's there
(heather the flat one,heather the well developed one)Sir i did a kind of calculation on the name now i was able to come up with something of this nature. the name that keep emailing me even as of yesterday and today is (Feathers)which might not be his real name,
now when you remove the (F)from the feathers and replace it with (H) you will get heather. so that was my little calculation,I might be wrong on this calculation so you should look into that.
4B After i got that answer from my calculation, i decided to mess with his head to know if i can fine out his real name. so when he send me a chat request i followed him . So he said that the reason why he is an orphan today is because (THEY PUT HIS MOTHER IN JAIL AND SINCE THEN, HE BECAME AN ORPHAN)so inspector you should also look for the one that has that quality among the orphans.now i started messing with his head and i told him one of his boys emailed me and told me his real name and also told me about his doings, and what he will he give me in return if i tell him the person, my reason of doing that is, i wanted to use one name in the orphanage to set him up and see if he will go questioning any name that i will give him and also i will tell Connie to look out should in case something like that happens. but he told me that i want to get him arrested so we are no more friends,
5 , I told him his real name is (heather the well developed one) and he responded saying to me, (nice try popo)later that evening we got charting again and i told him that i can not arrest him because i am not in the same country with him so he should feel free to tell me anything, now this time around, i called him (heather the flat one) immediately, he said that he will never chat me again because we are now enemies and i want to get him arrested. so he never chat or email me for a day or two before he send me email about stealing the money pastor stole from the orphanage food money and ask him to go to bank and send it to someone i do not know or the reason of sending it.so you should look into that as well
6 I got to know about Elliot missing first from him before Connie informing me
he says on two different occasion that he killed Elliot and also his body should be in water.
6b He told me he use a rock to hit Elliot in the head and throw him inside the water on there way back to the orphanage from the hospital because he saw him trying to poison sis marry in the hospital.
6c Now on another occasion he told me , that is because of me that Elliot is dead, had it been that i snapped the picture he ask me to snap with a sign pop written on it, that Elliot will still be alive and also he did that because his boys were beginning to think that he is becoming soft so he has to do it to gain there loyalty back.
FINALLY
The only key you have close to you to fine the feather and his true identity is
PASTOR WILLIAMS
Please do not allow his old age to take him off the map he knows the guy your looking for . i know this because he mention the name to me several times.
AAAA..... the boy your looking for, is the boy that pastor send to go and send money to someone in the bank on Friday.
AAAA the boy your looking for is the boy pastor gave his property to sale and use the money to send to someone on Saturday. i know this because pastor email me about it and also call me dump head, and yesterday the feather email me and confirm that he never send all that money that he stole them,All you have close now is pastor, i am sure he knows this person, pa suede him to tell you who he send to bank on Friday and Saturday . and that is your guy
.thank you and get back to me to keep me posted or if you have more question |
Ask a few follow up questions, rinse, repeat. This should keep him going a few days. Maybe time Feathers gives another taunt? |
_________________ Mr Hump Here's Audio Book Collection
"Some of my co workers are beginning to say that you are making a fool of me but I strongly believe you" - Mr Hump Here
"You and your orphanage has destroyed my perfect life" - Mr Hump Here
"Also beside the rear entry as a quicker way to get Fellatio, is there any other thing you need?" - Mr Hump Here
"EAT SHIT AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH RUBBISH." - Tom Sawyer
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Jayhawk
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:38 pm |
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He and Feathers have been busy today
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i don't understand heather , what are you saying |
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i is tanking yu 4 puting old man in jale fule and y yu cal me hether al da time??? |
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How did i put old man in jail? and if heather is not your name, what is your name? |
Followed by (I love it when he gets all excited and types in caps)
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NOW I REMEMBER SIS MARRY TOLD ME YOUR NAME IS NELSON.
NELSON YOU ARE POPO OK? |
He still has no idea that popo is slang for police.
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so now i is nelsen huh?? boy is yu dum i alredy told yu i is donald trump jr. and my dady is presedent of the united states yu is big fule popo |
He is active today. I love his detective work in finding out Feathers's real name. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Lake Amour
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 Mar 2017
Posts: 524
Location: The Orphanage
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:44 pm |
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Active is right... his codename has been chosen. If he doesn't twig after this, we have a lifer!
Chief Inspector to Humphere:
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Mr Nyash,
This is the biggest shit show I've seen in years. Somehow I'm supposed to believe a man from Nigeria has all the answers to a crime here on the island? I've not seen anything like it since the great sodomy battle of 1991!
I usually don't discuss details with those outside the investigation but clearly you are not our attacker. Pastor Williams is not speaking to us at all. He slobbers and curses his fucks and shits and that is all. He is not helping one bit. But we have reason to believe our communications are at risk, so we need to mask your identity. This is normal procedure when someone has witnessed a crime as you have.
In all further communications, your code name will be "Loaded Creampie." Please use this for your own safety. Write me back with your new code name and we can safely continue the questioning.
Furthermore, we need you to keep open the line of communication with this Feathers character. DO NOT FOR FUCK SAKE TELL HIM YOUR CODENAME or he will be able to identify what you are saying to us.
I await your reply. |
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_________________ Mr Hump Here's Audio Book Collection
"Some of my co workers are beginning to say that you are making a fool of me but I strongly believe you" - Mr Hump Here
"You and your orphanage has destroyed my perfect life" - Mr Hump Here
"Also beside the rear entry as a quicker way to get Fellatio, is there any other thing you need?" - Mr Hump Here
"EAT SHIT AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH RUBBISH." - Tom Sawyer
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
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Posted:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:56 pm |
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For the record it was the lottery character that Feathers taunted lately not Humphere. Feathers has been an angel to Humphere ever since he came to the conclusion that Humphere was popo. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Jayhawk
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 6:05 pm |
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He tries being nice to Feathers
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if you tell me your name i will make sure that police will not arrest you and also i will not tell them what you did to elliot and pengwin ,so tell me |
Feathers ain't buying it
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y yu so want 2 no my rele nam?? i tink yu is up 2 som ting
fule i told y dat if y wants my rele nam u nedes 2 send me dat picteres i want ok fule??? until den yu is popo and i not tels u any ting. |
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why did you steal the money pastor gave you, that you told me about why? dont you know that you are the reason why police arrest pastor |
I think a part of him is genuinely upset and confused as to why Feathers would be so wicked. Lad logic is funny at times
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howdy popo
i not nose wat yu taking bot i is jus inocent orfan member??? old man was da one dat steles mony from us orfans i was playeng trik on yu wen i told u dat |
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_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Lake Amour
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 Mar 2017
Posts: 524
Location: The Orphanage
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 6:57 pm |
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** Probably getting to the NSFW side of things **
(Because a lad reading Fifty Shades wasn't enough clue...)
From Miss Connie to Humphere:
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Mr humphere, the police still around a little bit this morning, they searching all the rooms for evidence of some crimes. I cannot believe they take the pastor away and i wonder if everything you been saying about this feathers person is all for real and true? It break my heart and i hope sister mary not too angry with me when she wake up since this be a bad thing for the orphanage. Did police inspector finally message you? I tell him to but he seem very bothered with all the childrens questions so i not press him too hard. Father newton finally arrive and i think now we getting everything under control. Police say eliot not found yet but that good since until there be a body there be hope he be alive. |
Simple reply:
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Miss Connie yes the police inspector email me and am trying to cooperate with them , the best way i can, i have been given them all the things i know , that might help them, find out,the Judas among the twelve disciple. how are you today? i hope sis marry is still improving ? May the grace of god be with you and he will see you and sister marry and all the orphans through. i just hope they find the bad guy soon enough . and Elliot be alive i pray so |
Meanwhile, the Chief Inspector gets an email with the subject line: "Loaded Creampie..."
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Sir my life was perfect until this boy hit on sis marry, i will never stop holding mid night prayer for him until he is arrested. and pay for all the disaster he has brought to my family.Sir i ask Miss Connie before now to conduct a kind of spelling text for the children because the guy you are looking for, has a lot of issues when it comes to spelling but i do not know if Connie did it . so Sir i will give you another clue of how to find out the person among the children.
Call those children separately and ask them to write down some spellings for you
HERE ARE THE WORDS, THE CORRECT SPELLING AND HOW HE WRITES THEM SINCE WE BEEN CHATTING
FEATHERS SPELLING---------------------------------CORRECT SPELLINGS
1 iliot Elliot
2 tanking thanking
3 doeng doing
4 cenfesed confessed
5 nose knows
6 orfans orphans
7 mene mean
8 safor suffer
9 inosent innocent
10 sines sign
11 nees knees
12 pictur picture
13 jale jail
14 nic tri nice try
15 bete her up rele god beat her up really good
Sir let me stop here but if need more of his errors i will still give you more but these are the ones he use more often, conduct a spelling check one after the other, any body that spells all this word like i have given you, is your guy,
Mr inspector . i just want you to solve this thing out so that the orphanage can pay me the money they owe me, i just need my life back ok? my wife will be needing operation and i have not told her about it, doctor just inform me beside and how do i get the money for that? now that this boy made me get fired from work. God must expose him. just try your best God is your strength. email me if you need anything your sure i can give you, and i will do just that.thank you |
I can't figure out if he's dumb or very smart. That really is amazing he pays attention to that detail.
Chief Inspector has yet more questions:
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Thanks for getting back to me Loaded Creampie. I see this shit show continues and somehow you got yourself in the middle of it. This sure is a messy one, Loaded Creampie. Good now that you are anonymous and we can keep this Feathers from identifying you.
If you could elaborate on just how this boy got you fired from work? Is this the auto dealership we are talking about? What did this boy do that got you fired?
Also, did they verify that they killed this Eliot boy? We haven't found a fucking thing yet on this kid and we are staying with the assumption he may still be alive.
Right now our leading perps are Heather the flat one, Heather the well developed one, Fellatio and Vulva the Pokey. There may be others. We are planning on bringing some of them to see the pastor tomorrow to see if he might be able to identify that son of a bitch that did this to all of you. Have any of the other two names been mentioned to you? We need information!
Loaded Creampie, I continue to encourage you to maintain contact with this Feathers person. We're trying to get the NSA to do some internet spying to try to latch on to his whereabouts.
I need you to sign your messages with your code name for filing purposes. Mary Margaret needs you Loaded Creampie! Keep up the good work! |
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_________________ Mr Hump Here's Audio Book Collection
"Some of my co workers are beginning to say that you are making a fool of me but I strongly believe you" - Mr Hump Here
"You and your orphanage has destroyed my perfect life" - Mr Hump Here
"Also beside the rear entry as a quicker way to get Fellatio, is there any other thing you need?" - Mr Hump Here
"EAT SHIT AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH RUBBISH." - Tom Sawyer
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
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Posted:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 7:48 pm |
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Detective Loaded Creampie is on the case and pouring over Feathers' emails. How long will it be before Feathers runs out of time?
This whole affair is like a badly written soap opera with our hero smack dab in the middle of things. I'm impressed he took the time to break down Feathers' spelling mistakes. To be honest it would probably be simpler if he were to provide a list of the names that Feathers DOES spell correctly. It would be a very short list. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile
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Lake Amour
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 Mar 2017
Posts: 524
Location: The Orphanage
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:30 pm |
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Loaded Creampie to Detective Pitt:
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1 Inspector when sis marry ask me to record for them i told her it will cost me much, actually i was on leave that period so i went to studio and i signed an agreement with them to pay after sis marry has paid for the service after few weeks ...now i came back to sis marry i told her about the deal and also ask her how am i suppose to be sure she will not disappoint me after i have delivered to her, she told me that she will pay me that , they have never owe any body that have recorded for them in the past.Either a day to the one week she told me bank manager bebbeurge or something like that gave her after she has been hospitalized, feather email me to tell me that he stole the money and that was the reason they beat her up .now after the days numbered in the agreement expired and i couldn't pay to the studio people, they came to my wife's shop, took all she has in there and arrested her , the reason why they leave me is, to enable me run around and fine the money because i can not pay if am been locked up. Now i was given one week to pay or i will replace her, now with my wife's condition , i can not allow a pregnant woman to remain there, i had no other option but to sale my car at little price that am not suppose to . just to pay up and bail her out.
When i was looking for money , i spoke to few of my co worker maybe that was how the news got to my boss and he cant even hear me, he said that no workers of his will involve with police and remain his so i was served with a sack letter never to return. All attempt to beg him, has been abortive. So inspector, i got fired because he stole the money that was meant to send me for the job i did,
2 He told me he use a rock to hit him in the head and throw him inside water,he said twice on email that Elliot is dead inside water. so if he happens to be alive, glory be to god, because that boy Elliot likes me and i like him too
3 No the other names you mention does not sound familiar . i don't stay with them . we only email . so i know those name not
4 Inspector i am 80 over 100 sure that feathers email is coming from the same computer Connie and pastor use to email me. because if pastor email me first , within 8,10,15, minuets feathers will email me and if Connie email, withing 7,8,9,10, minutes feathers will email. Also we have been emailing since today but every of my strategy to find his real name, seems abortive,and i do not want him to suspect that am up to something [attentive little bastard]
Inspector please do that spelling text for them, do not ignore that part.
Inspector please i just need to ask you this,,When all this thing is over, is there any hope that the money they owe me will be paid? that is the only hope i have to start a small business, now buying food for my wife and my four year old son is hard since i lost my job. please email me back i need you to assure me that my money will be paid, i need to hold you on your word |
No, he didn't use the code name!!! Only in the subject line.
I wonder how long I can keep him going with more and more questions...
Detective to Loaded Creampie:
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Thank you Loaded Creampie for being so forthcoming.
Are you able to provide a police record from your wife's arrest? This shit show seems to be extending around the world and we're trying to see just how far out it extends. A record of her arrest will help bring charges when we catch this bastard.
You are right to think the Feathers emails are coming from the same computer as Connie's but forensic analysis has shown they are coming from elsewhere. We need you Loaded Creampie to help find out where they are coming from, be it a cafe or library or elsewhere. Keep this Feathers person engaged until we can get a lock! The NSA is working on it but it may be another day or two. Keep this fucker engaged Loaded Creampie! And dammit be sure to wipe up any leaks!
The only money I am involved with is the $10,000 reward for information leading to the capture and prosecution of the son of a bitch behind this. Upon conviction of the bastard we can award $10,000 to helpful parties and that is why I need you engaged with this Feathers.
In regards to the other money that the goddamn pastor and/or Feathers may have stolen from you, that is up to the District Attorney which will be assigned to the case one we catch this fuck.
I do note you think Feathers mother is in jail. Problem is most of the orphans have mothers in jail. Loaded Creampie, I need you to find out the name of that mother, and we can weed out some of these shit faced bastards. Get the name of the mother and we can get that fuck!
And again agent, we need you to sign with your code name! Without the code name we need to assume you've been hacked. Please sign with it! |
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_________________ Mr Hump Here's Audio Book Collection
"Some of my co workers are beginning to say that you are making a fool of me but I strongly believe you" - Mr Hump Here
"You and your orphanage has destroyed my perfect life" - Mr Hump Here
"Also beside the rear entry as a quicker way to get Fellatio, is there any other thing you need?" - Mr Hump Here
"EAT SHIT AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH RUBBISH." - Tom Sawyer
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Jayhawk
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 10:16 pm |
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I wonder if he will ever figure out that popo means police? I am guessing not
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Heather, do you know the different between me and you? do you know the reason while am better than you?
1 I KNOW THE NAME OF MY MOTHER BUT YOU DO NOT KNOW THE NAME OF YOUR MOTHER
2 MY KIDS WILL KNOWS THE NAME OF THERE MOTHER BUT YOU DO NOT KNOW YOUR MOTHERS NAME IN FAT YOU CANT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HER FACE LOOK LIKE. IT IS A SHAME THAT AS SMART AS YOU THINK YOU ARE , YOU DO NOT KNOW YOUR MOTHERS NAME
THAT CAFE THAT YOU USE TO EMAIL ME FROM, PLEASE ASK THEM TO HELP YOUR STUPID HEAD AND TELL YOU YOUR MOTHERS NAME OK, ,MAYBE IT WILL HELP YOU TO BECOME GOOD FOR YOUR SELF. WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW POPO |
It looks like Detective Loaded Creampie might have got a break in the case
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y yu stil cal me heather fule??? dos yu not no dat i is not hether??? yu is da fule fule i nose my moders name it is chastity dat is da stiriper name she use but i not nose her rele name i just calls her mummy but she in jale now yu shuld no dat popo |
Lake, get ready for an excited email from Detective Loaded Creampie. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
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Tue Jun 27, 2017 10:38 pm |
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While Loaded Creampie is furiously trying to identify which orphan is the mysterious Feathers, what if Detective Pitt sent Loaded Creampie dossiers for all of the suspects for the case? The more irrelevant information our detective receives, the more anguish will be caused by him frantically trying to connect the dots to find Feathers. Besides being a good soap opera, I think Loaded Creampie's story would make a wonderful Choose Your Own Adventure book.
As for the dossiers themselves, we could list hobbies and physical descriptions, and if we really want to mess with Loaded Creampie, some orphans could enjoy birdwatching or taking care of chickens, which would imply connections to feathers. Great job so far, and I'm excited to see where this bait will go! |
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"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
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