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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:34 am

Patio furniture, huh?

Someone should bait her as Patty O'Furniture

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:08 am

^^ I like it.

I suppose my dealings with Linda weren't as brief as I remembered.

I got this from Linda, in response to my original inquiries, on May 23:

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Yes I accept credit card payments and ship to Australia.

Outdoor Patio Set $600

Double Lounge Chair $550

Single Lounge Chair $275

Beach Chair $75

Beach Towel $20

A week goes by. A few small exchanges. I'm asking after a website, pics and whatnot. I get this very terse reply on June 1:

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We already send you the info needed, make selection and forward payment

Then yesterday I ask for some pics again and I get:

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send payment

I reply asking what I'm supposed to be sending payment for, and I get:

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OGUN KILL YOU DON'T CONTACT ME AGAIN

I'm guessing either Linda's customer service really sucks or she was hoping I'd blindly hand over my CC details.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:21 am

I think Ogun must be really busy right now. So you may have a day or two of life still remaining.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:36 am

^^^ Well, that's certainly a relief.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 3:57 pm

I feel left out.

Maybe if I fire off multiple emails to both the lad and the shipper, I can get threatened with death by Ogun as well!

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 4:05 pm

Linda's not happy with me either:

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Satan will stress you and Bike will jam you soon, untill you appologies

Time to offer her a second product....

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 4:07 pm

I just realized, Linda probably thinks we're all lads who are trying to extract CC numbers to use on merchants.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 7:24 pm

^^^ A lot of them come to that conclusion. It's not in their make up to realize that someone might be doing it for altruistic reasons. Don't wise them up...and if you think it through there are ways to put it use...

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 7:58 pm

Linda wrote:

Send me your website, direct phone number. i will call and send the details

So I said that we can't take CC info over the phone for accounting reasons, ignored the request for a website, and told her to let me know what she wants to do so I can begin making her order.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:54 pm

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Ogun kill you for wasting my time. if you need cc i can give you and if you continue like this okada will jam your papa

There it is. I said "Excuse me? I'm not quite sure what you mean, ma'am."

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:22 am

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Outdoor Patio Set $600

Double Lounge Chair $550

Single Lounge Chair $275

Beach Chair $75

Beach Towel $20

I am the one who came up with this list!! Now this lad is sending it to you? I don't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both.

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:22 pm

Has anyone figured out where Linda actually is? Like, what country? I think a 3AM phone call is in order.

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:50 am

@Morph I suspected Linda of recycling info from someone on here, so it's great to have it confirmed!

Btw, how big are those beach towels? $20 seems like a fair price. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:06 pm

Good point I should have included the dimensions!! Either way I’ve moved on to selling lawnmowers.

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 6:43 am

To add to what's already been said about lad paranoia...

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I know you won't reply, if you need cc or series to site to buy i can help you. rather than delaying my work

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 12:32 pm

Got this one.

Name on Card: L**** R*****
Card Type: Visa
Credit Card number: **********5020
Expiration Date: 07/2020
Security Code: 79*
Zip Code: 3**6
Snip address

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 2:16 pm

^^^ I got the same name, different number.

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 2:44 pm

He sent me this from his phone:

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Na sango and ogun go kill your generation. But mind you mtcn as turn your enemy from now on. I will give Esu Sacrifice bcoz of u. Bastard

Only for me to realize it's already in baitingfuriously's signature. This lad even copies and pastes his threats. I feel so much less special now.

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 3:20 pm

^^^ Ah well, that changes everything for me as well. I'm taking it out of my sig line.

Hey, I just noticed we joined the same day and have similar stats. I just need my reported site to be taken down (host doesn't seem to care) and get a few more piggies and I'll have caught up to you! Smile

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 3:41 pm

Snowy_owl wrote:

I just realized, Linda probably thinks we're all lads who are trying to extract CC numbers to use on merchants.

I do seriously think we should use this to our own benefit. Perhaps it's time for Mr. G. to come about from the dead.

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 3:44 pm

Linda was kind enough to provide that same card

to me, too.

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 4:46 pm

@baitingfuriously I noticed that too!! This should get interesting. Good luck with the site, mine took two reports and nearly a couple of weeks to kill.

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:49 pm

Looks like I have a very disgruntled customer -

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Linda -

Can you double check the billing address on your card please? They don't recognize that so I'll try it again but please check the address that you provided.

Thanks!

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Hello,

I really appreciate your effort, I need your website and direct phone number as soon as i have it i will proceed with new visa card

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Hi Linda -

I held off on charging the card you supplied.

Our website is located at

http://skin blotch watches . wixsite .com/blotch

Thank you,

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Thanks I will send you the credit card to charge

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Hi Linda -

I was following up on this week's orders and saw I had not received your updated payment information. Are you still interested in the watch? Please email or give us a call tomorrow (Monday) and we'll immediately process that for you.

Take care and enjoy your weekend,

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I am not convince enough to send you credit card details. These are the reason why.

Firstly Your email address never comply with the site you sent me .

I have decided to send the full payment details through your website, once you receive, charge and get back

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The company you tried to imitate are selling cream for skin disorder not watches. Ole thief barawo. Ogun kill you

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Madam
We do NOT sell skin cream. We sell High-end men's fashion watches.

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Send me your phone number

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I'm sorry but you have a very bad attitude and you seem rather rude. I don't know what game you're playing at but life is too short to deal with people like you.

Perhaps you should buy your watch from someone else.

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Oloshi, Na okada go jam you, make i dey buy cc for you abi. Ogun kill your generation

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Oh, I see, you're one of those Nigerian scammers. Shame on you. Why don't you get a real job and make something positive out of your life.

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Mumu, Thunder fire you, if u need cc i can give you without stress, oloriburku

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Listen, I don't know what you're saying or understand you at all.

Do you wish to purchase the watch from us or not?

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You be fool. Client don't type like this. I can fall for this trash . G guys don't do like this. You can't be successful. U will always behind. Omo eru

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I am blocking your email. Please do not bother us anymore.

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I am publishing your emails to scambit

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Who in the bloody hell is 'scambit'?

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 9:38 pm

^^^

This one's too good to let slide. I'm going to have to offer up a second product!

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 12:47 pm

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I have urgent medical advice. Please take $200 out of the $750 and wire tye balance to my agent in china.

LiJuan wang in china. Money gram

Thanks

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Excuse me? Have you mistaken me for the charity nuns? If you want a refund, I will refund you in full, but only through a bank transfer, by no means I'll go and pay the fees of a Money Gram transfer just because you failed to honour your payment. I am very sorry for your condition, but I cannot and will not help here. If you want to cancel the deal, send me a bank account and I'll transfer you the money back. If you want your product, pay me the rest you owe me.
Best
Elpidio

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Snip piggy details

By the way, and this is rather important. Snowy Owl and yours faithfully are preparing a Gomer intervention in here. I'll be most careful not to fork over your baits, but if anyone wishes us to wait or is not comfortable with that, let us know so that we can think of something else to b*gger him with.

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