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Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

He's neither convinced, nor excited, is he? Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

I want Anita in the morning and Darla at night and I neither want to explain why or ever discuss this again

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:49 am

Strange Lad wrote:

The picture is not so descent
It's showing your pant to the public
And your sexy laps also
It may turn people on
And you might be raped

Wow.

Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:15 pm

Dirk really is a Dick

Quote:

Dirk: OK
You can ask me now?
I'm with you
Darla: My Special lad I was ever so worried about you.
Dirk: Oh…
Darla: where have you been Hunny?
Dirk: I was sick
Darla: Awww! Are you more better now?
Dirk: I'm still being hospitalized
But I am getting better
The only problem now is the bill
Darla: Soon enough when you are hired by Titlanta you will never have to worry about a bill again my Sweatie.
Dirk: I hope
When will that be?
Darla: As soon as you are out of hospital and ready to work
Dirk: I'm ready to work
Darla: Are you sure Hunny?
Dirk: Yeah
Darla: Why are you hospitalized?
Dirk: I had malaria
And typhoid
Darla: Oooh that sounds ever so nasty.
How did you catch that?
Dirk: It is normal sickness here, usually gotten from mosquito and unique treated water
And untreated water
Darla: ok
Hunny whenever we sign a new employee, the Boss likes them to do a small favor for him and he always gives a nice bonus
Dirk: Okay
Okay
That is interesting
Darla: Yess
All you have to do is to take a couple simple snaps for him and he will be ever so generous.
Dirk: I don't understand
Darla: He likes new employees to show that they care and I’ll show you what he wants ok?
Dirk: Ok
PIC SENT
Darla: If you could wear a shirt like this one I know he would compensate you fairly and probably very generously.
Dirk: What does it mean
Darla: It is in remembrance of his favorite Pet
NEXT PIC SENT
the next is a ‘Proof of Identity’ which you only have to hold up and snap a good picture of yourself holding it
Dirk: Okay
Darla: Awww you are my most Special Lad
Dirk: I'm gradually recovering, but need love and care
Darla: You will get the very best care and love once I get my hands on you
And if you do what the Boss asks that will be more sooner than later I just know it
Dirk: Okay, are you promising me that?
Darla: Yess
And as long as you promise to keep your end of the bargain we will go far together.
Dirk: I will do my very best
Darla: I know you are too special not to fail ok?
Hunny I need to go to a meeting now but want that chat more later.
Dirk: You are also so special to me that I will not fail u
Okay dear
TODAY
Dirk: You
Darla: Me?
Dirk: Yeah
I want to call you
Video call
Pick it
HE TRIED CALLING
Darla: Internet Explorer doesn’t support those calls my Sweatie
Dirk: I don't believe you
Darla: ok
Are you feeling more better today?
Dirk: Why should you ask me to do RIP
You want me dead?
I told you I am sick
You don't care
Yet you pretend that I am your special lad
Darla: Why are you so grumpy today?
Dirk: I need to come out from the hospital
I don't have money to settle my bills
Can you help me?
I'm tired here
I have recovered
Darla: That is ever such good news
Dirk: Yeah
But the bad news is I can't be left to go
Darla: whatcha mean Hunny?
Dirk: The more I stay the more the bill is increasing
I have just Little amount now
Help me if I am special to you
Darla: I’ve told you how you can get a nice bonus
Dirk: I can't come out to do it without settling my hospital bills
Don't you get that?
Darla: Yesterday you told me you were ready to come to work so was that a lie?
Dirk: Ready in the sense that I have recovered
Darla: Ready in the sense you are not able to come to work
Dirk: Alright
You are not out to help me as I presumed
I need to calm my brain
Bye
Make me believe you
Or I can quit
Darla: If you are not willing to work or to take my advice I can have your application cancelled if that is what you prefer?
Dirk: Then I see to it that destiny does not want us to meet...
I need to go and look for money now to settle my hospital bills
I will come to my normalcy as soon as I settle my bills
HE TRIED CALLING AGAIN
Darla: ok

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 27 Jul 2016 Posts: 93 Location: USA

Hmmm...he appears to be difficult

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:55 pm

^^^He's a dick, to be honest.

High maintenance mofo.

Quote:

Wed 3:03pm
Dick: Hi
Anita: Hi and congrats!
Wed 4:54pm
Dick: Congrats on what?
Thu 5:30am
Dick: Hi
Thu 7:53am
Anita: I heard ur application was accepted.
Dick: OK
So I heard
So what do think now?
Anita: Think abut what?
Dick: My coming over
Anita: Ok
When?
Thu 3:01pm
Dick:?
I'm the one asking?
Anita: You are?
Thu 6:10pm
Dick: Tired
Chat later
Today 8:40am
Dick: Hi Anita
Anita: Gud morning.
Dick: How are you?
Anita: Ok, but busy. How r u and have u charted with Darla?
Dick: Yeah my dearest
Anita: Gud.
Dick: You missed a call from Dick.
Anita: What was that?
Dick: I need to speak with you
Please
I know you will let me if you wish
Anita: U want me to break my commitments to HIM? R u a heathen?
Dick: Who is HIM?
Anita: Yahweh, Jehovah, GOD. Our LORD AND SAVIOUR.
Duh.
Dick: Who is he?
Does he forgive scamers?
I told you to connect me to your ministry
Your minister will be happy to have me as a member
Anita: You don't know GOD? He forgives every1 that accepts him into their heart and life.
K. If u get here, I can take u 2 a service and introduce u.
Dick: But don't you think going to your service will compromise the type of job I applied for?
Anita: Explain how?
Dick: Being a singer
That would be moving from club house to another
Meeting bitches and prostitutes in the club
That's fucking crazy
Anita: Then don
Then don't join my church.
What is crazy?

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 9:07 pm

Damn, he really is a dick.

Dick wrote:

Meeting bitches and prostitutes in the club

Speaking of, time to get some wanker pics from him, that will come back to haunt him later Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

"Does he forgive scamers,?" - I think the answer to that should most definitely be "No! Not without a truly painful repentance," . Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 1:17 am

I just Dunno aboot this Dick:

Quote:

Darla: Good morning Hunny
Dirk: Morning
How are you Anita?
Guy man
Darla: what?
Dirk: Never mind
Darla: No please explain
Dirk: You know what i meant
Darla: Actually I have no clue what you meant
Dirk: OK, i'm being suspicious about you, that you are not who said you are
Can we see on video call?
If I have to believe you, i must see you on video call
Darla: If you don’t want to work for Titlanta I can cancel your application as I am a bit too busy for your silliness
Dirk: No problem
I'm still in
I just want you to make me believe you
Maybe video call will do
Darla: And I want you to behave like a professional but that doesn’t seem to be an option here
Dirk: OK
Darla: OK what?
Nevermind I need to go and meet with a serious client
Dirk: OK
But I think I'm also serious
Is it because I told you that I don't have money?
Any way, you can go and look for a client that has money
Good luck with your wish
AFTER COFFEE
Darla: We are attempting to hire you and whether you have money or not is of absolutely no importance. Titlanta pays handsomely for good talent but only if they will be an asset to our company

LATER
Dirk: I’m
Darla: ?
Dirk: Talented
Darla: Can you be a professional and act in a more better manner?
Dirk: I learn everyday
I will be trying
Darla: I will not tolerate any more childish rants and I mean that
Dirk: OK MA
So when am I going to be interviewed?
Darla: That should have been last week but you went silent on us
Dirk: But my phone number is there
I should have been called if I am not coming online
Darla: It might be best if you were to work on the photos for the Boss over the Weekend and I will arrange for a formal audition
Dirk: Where will I do the audition?
Darla: One thing at a time my Special Lad
Dirk: Send me your phone number please
Darla: Have you read anything that I have wrotten?
Dirk: Send me your phone number
Written where?
Darla: Obviously not
Dirk: What?
Darla: When you are prepared to listen to my advice then maybe get in touch but until then please let me go on with my work
Dirk: No
I'm prepared
Darla: then do as I say and quit pestering me
Dirk: But things are not done that way in this modern age
I need to understand the reason behind any action I take
I am not pestering you
Rather I need to get somethings cleared
Before taking actions, so that I won't regret
Darla: I explained the how and the why and that there will be compensation yet you continue to question me
OFF I WENT
Dirk: Demanding for the phone number of my special lady, Who claims I am his special lad, I see as know offence
Dont you think so?
Huh?
For goodness sake, having the number of my special lady is nothing bad at all
Darla: Demanding? Mr.Mann you are in no position to demand anything! Got it?
WAAAY LATER
Dirk: OK

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 27 Jul 2016 Posts: 93 Location: USA

Ah, a control freak.

He is going to need quite a few slaps.

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 3:35 pm

Oh, this one has sooooo much potential. He is both alef important, delusional, difficult and supremely slappable. Am I seeing an "I love jizz' tat in his future?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^ I agree he is all those things, DSW. You have described him to a tee. I would LOVE to see him with a HUGE tat - something to wipe that smug smile right off his face. Mr. Green

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:38 pm

He's a tough nut to crack, and we though he was properly primed...

Today 8:03am
Anita: K. Gud luck 2 u in ur future, whatever it is.
Dick: Thanks
Anita: So u know, lazy peeps r never a success and HE hates them.
Dick: Yes
K
Anita: In the future, u shuld not waste a companies time.
Dick: What do mean?
Anita: U may have taken an opportunity from a person that did have talent.
Dick: I'm still interested
Didn't I tell you that I fell sick?
Anita: Nope. And u have dun noting. U can't even communicate well.
I tthink Darla is fed up with u.
Dick: Can someone sick communicate from sick bed?
Anita: Yes.
Dick: Having seen that I sick, the company should have tried to know y I siezed communication
Anita: How did we see u were sick?
U never said anyting until rite this minute.
U think big stars get 2 just be sick and not perform? When they make that much money?
Dick: At least try calling my number
Since I added it in the application
I'm still an upcoming fellow
If the company wants to help me, I don't think anything is too late for now
I have got no money for now
Anita: It is not 4 the company 2 do that. U act like the company is the employee. Maybe u don't understand how the world works.
Dick: Treating myself here isn't easy
I felt getting back my health is more important
Anyone can be sick anytime
So did it happen to me
I'm stronger now
Anita: And what have u done since u were better?
Dick: I was told to design a stuff
Which I planned doing soon
Only to hear that I am no longer needed
Anita: When was soon? When were u given the assignment?
Dick: Thursday
Anita: And how many days has passed?
Dick: I was sick during the passed days
Anita: Let me help u. Is now 5 days.
Dick: Yes
Have I been Disqualified?
Anita: And u were fine on Friday.
U shuld discuss disqualification with ur sponsor on the committee, but delays are not gud.
Because now it appears u r just lazy with no motivation.
Dick: OK
Send me her phone number
Let me call her right away
Do fast
Before my battery goes off
Anita: U can get it from her. But the company prefers communications in writings.
And ur battery issues are urs. Not the company's problem.
Dick: No problem
I sense I may not be needed in this platform from the way you sound lately
Anita: So ur a quitter, 2?

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:04 pm

This Lad isn't much into charting these days BUT Dang we might get a Tittle out of this assuming he is being an Honest Lad:

Quote:

Darla: Good morning my Special Lad
Dirk: Hi
I greet you
Darla: did you have a good weekend?
Dirk: Yeah
AFTER COFFEE
Darla: that’s nice
Dirk: Yeah
You?
Darla: It was ever so relaxing
Dirk: Good
ANOTHER DAY
Darla: Hunny is everything ok?
Dirk: You made me feel uncomfortable with the job
Through the way you sounded
Darla: in what way?
Dirk: I simply requested for your number for effective communication since my internet connection is bad
But you were shouting on me that I have no right to demand for anything
I felt uncomfortable
And decided to allow nature take its course
Darla: And I’ve told you that the Company frowns on me making overseas calls but you simply wouldn’t listen
Dirk: How are they supposed to know if I call you when you are away from work?
Like let's be honest here
I'm in Third World country
Most of our services here are poor
Ranging from electricity, internet and so on...
My battery will soon go off now, and we have not seen light for about a week or so now
So.....if I must be helped, understand me, if not whatsoever
Darla: This is exactly what I want to deliver you from but we need to work together ok?
Dirk: OK
Logging off.... My battery is dying
Darla: Talk soon my Special Lad
TODAY
Darla: Hunny have you made any progress on your Special project?
Dirk: I'm doing it
I paid the designer
He promised to deliver by Monday
Darla: That makes me feel so much more better knowing that you are working with me
Dirk: Thanks
Darla: What exactly do you have the designer working on my Sweats?
Dirk: I bought the polo
And asked him to design REDACTED
Darla: That is ever so exciting Hunny
Dirk: Yeah
I'm feeling sleepy now
Darla: Awww. Sweat dreams my Special Lad!
Dirk: Thanks... Bye

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:47 am

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Can't wait to see the results of this Special Project. Shocked

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:59 am

Dirk Diggler wrote:

I bought the polo
And asked him to design REDACTED

Can't wait to see it. I really hope it's a codpiece.

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:59 pm

Quote:

Mon 4:00pm
Dick: You don't seem to want me participate again
Instead of trying to get my complaints, you seem to be crucifying me
I want to do as destiny permits
Anita: No. U want 2 do nothing.
Dick: OK
The truth is that I lack trust in the promises
Make me believe you are real
Is unimaginable how a big firm as yours that produces professional artists is yet to own a website
A lady of your age owns no phone
Anita: ok
Dick: Video call is said to be impossible in a digital country like USA
When even a little child of 8years has good phone here, makes video call and so on Shocked

Think about it....
That will be told to an uneducated fool....
However, everything is possible..... Therefore if you are real, make me believe you if you really want to help me..
If not let me be as I will be famous and wealthy at the right time..... Thanks and good luck in any good thing you set to do, but bad luck in any bad thing you think of doing..
Anita: Huh? I'm sure people do it all the time. My religion does not allow it. And the only web surfer we can use is Internet Explorer as directed by the Holy Father.
Dick: Who is this Holy Father , ?
Anita: Huh?
Dick: Is he different from the God I serve?
If you are too religious as you claim.... You are not supposed to be working in such firm where artists that are often not God fearing are produced
Is not your duty to make me believe, but if you are sure you are real, try and look for a way to make me believe you
And I promise you will ever enjoy knowing me as a person
Anita: I have no duty to you and I won't beg some1 to work here when others ARE begging 4 us 2 make them successful. That is not the mark of a gud company.
Today 9:48am
Anita: Hope u understood this.
And may u be blessed on this, our Good Friday, as Passover begins

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:19 pm

Dang this Lad is a Douche Canoe:

Quote:

Darla: Happy Eastern!
Dirk: Wish you well
Darla: How are you my Special Lad?
Dirk: Handsome dear
Darla: but I knew that Hunny.
Dirk: OK... Thanks
And you?
Darla: Am feeling good and looking more better
Dirk: Good
Darla: So whatcha doing?
Dirk: Drinking with friends
Darla: Oooh whatcha drinkling?
Dirk: Andre, amarula, henkel etc
Darla: Sounds ever so Yummy
Dirk: Yeah
Please be right back
Darla: ok
ANOTHER DAY
Darla: My Dirk. How can we work together if you won't respond to me?
Dirk: Oh honey sorry
It has been hectic here
Send me your number so I can always call if I can't come online...
Darla: Hunny you know I’m not supposed to take overseas calls ok?
I will call you soon don't you worry aboot that
Dirk: OK.... I will get back to u. My boss nerds me now
Darla: ok

ANOTHER DAY
Darla: My Special Lad where have you been?
Dirk: 'm good
Just that I have no data to come online
I don't have money to subscribe to data plan
Darla: But you told me you were working
Dirk: No
I don't work for now
I am only doing industrial training to acquire more entrepreneurial skills...
I pay them for the knowledge
I'm not often chanced to come online
That is why I prefer calls
Darla: Am trying to help you realize your dreams yet you aren’t doing what I ask
Dirk: You think so?
You may not understand
I need financial assistance to put myself together now
Darla: I understand that Hunny and that is why I want you to go ahead with the pictures you were going to send.
Dirk: It has been designed
But I don't have money to pay and collect it
The I had was used to pay for my brothers tuition fee in school....
I'm broke now
Darla: But spending just a little will guarantee future rewards my sweaty!
Dirk:I know.... But...

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

This lad isn't really invested, is he? It strikes me that he's just a little opportunist cruising by on the scrounge for easy pickings. Probably doesn't even see himself as a beggar. Perhaps best he doesn't take up that worthy profession. He's far too arrogant to succeed. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 12:42 pm

We thought he was invested, but he's become a bit of a douchecanoe. Whatever that is.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

I think it must be a Canadian thing. Lolol

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 08 May 2010 Posts: 83

To me he seems fairly intelligent (for a lad) and is suspicious that he's being conned in some way....but he's not sure how or even IF he is...so keeps him intrigued enough to keep coming back for more.

I think that makes him more of a challenge and a trophy from him would be a huge accomplishment.

However...his repeated insistence on proof also makes him a huge pain in the ass. Would a phone call from a female voice be enough or would that just open the door for him to become too aggravating to be worth it?

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