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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:20 am

Janine heard back from the trumpster quickly, but rudely.

Quote:

Dear Mr. Trump,

I was so thrilled to get your message. I can't believe you remembered me from the rally in Charleston earlier this year. I was the lady in the front row in the wheel chair, and you shook my hand. I was all a dither. You just made my day, sir. I am so very pleased that you are willing to help me with my consignment fund. I just knew you would stick to your campaign promises. No politician ever does, but I knew you would be different. I have been trying for weeks to get my fund, but to no avail. I have spent a good sum of money, and I am very frustrated indeed. What can you do to help? Oh, and congratulations on winning the race, and please give my best to Malaria.

Yours truest,
Janine D-----

The lad's reply reminded me of someone's tweets. Maybe it's really him! Laughing

Quote:

WHATS YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER.

Janine doesn't notice the rudeness. She's just so thrilled to be talking personally with the prez-elect. But unfortunately, she is too old to have a cell phone.

Quote:

Mr. Trump,

I can't believe you got back to me so quickly. I know you must be terrible busy, what with the transaction effort and all of the ballot recounts. Have you finished selecting your cabinets yet? I must tell you that I'm not so sure about that Steve Bannon. He doesn't seem like a gentleman to me. Not like you are. How exactly can you help me retrieve my fund? As I said in my previous message, I have been trying to get it shipped here to me for several weeks, but have encountered difficulties with the government officials in Nigeria. They seem like a corrupt bunch, which is what you promised to fight in your campaign. That's why I voted for you, Mr. Trump! Please let me know what I need to do. I'm afraid I don't have a cell phone. As you may remember when we met, I'm 84 years old. I'm afraid I never did get the hang of all that new fangled technology. Why would I need to have a cell phone to have funds sent to me?

Yours truest,
Janine

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:25 am

Ok, now I'm genuinely confused. After Janine sent the no cell phone email, I get this back from the lad...

Quote:

RUSTY HMMMM!

???????????? Any ideas?

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

^^^^

Rusty is the name of my character. He, too, talks on and on about Tump's policies while burying the answer to "Trump's" question inside of the wall of text.

He has figured out that Rusty is a joker.

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 10:34 pm

^^^^^ Ah! So he thinks that Janine is really Rusty. Well, can't have that. He's going to find out just how nasty this woman can get when she doesn't get her way. Twisted Evil

Lad Trump is really hung up on th cell phone thing.

Quote:

ARE YOU READY TO PROVIDE YOUR PHONE NUMBER NOW?

Janine isn't having it and is beginning to regret casting her vote for this boi.

Quote:

I told you that I don't have a cell phone. I am 84 years old, for Jesus sake. My hearing is terrible, and I don't understand all that new technology that my grandkids love. Now please tell me what we need to do about my fund. I have already spent $3000 on fees and forms, and I still don't have the fund. If you are unable or unwilling to help me, as you promised, I will contact Hillary to see if she can help. She said that she would, even though I didn't vote for her.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Quote:

YOU AE VERY STUPID MAN AND WHY WILL YOU SEND MONEY TO SCAMMERS WHO TELL YOU THEY ARE WORKING UNDER MY DIRECTIVE, WITHOUT ASKING ME?
I DONT KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE AND IF IT GETS TO THE 1ST OF DECEMBER AND I DONT RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT, YOUR FUND BOX WOULD BE CONFISCATED AND I CANT HELP YOU ANYMORE.

PRESIDENT.ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP

Dan doesn't like this...

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Mr Trump!

I do not understand why you would speak to one of your loyal voters like this! I told you that Mr. Uzumbo is working for the Obama administration. He explained that since you are still President-Elect I still need to send the money to the Obama administration because you don't take the Presidency until January! I don't like that one bit but I was just fallowing instructions!

Can you please speak with President Obama about all this? I know you are a man of action and I would like you to make clear that now my fees have been paid then I will be expecting my trunk box!

Regards, Dan

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 2:35 am

Roger is confused about what the USSS is:

Quote:

You didn't answer my questions about the fudge packing plant. Can you tell me how you were able to negotiate the deal with them to keep those jobs in America? This is very impotent to me. I want to know how your magical touch works.

Also, I am a little confused about your email. What is the USSS? I was in the Navy, are you talking about a ship or something? Why is the Navy escorting my delivery? Or are you talking about some other kind of escort? Can you please explicate what you mean?

The lad obliges Roger:

Quote:

On the Fudge packing Plant it is for now our indoor issue, until its meant for the public you will hear about it.
The United States Secret Service (USSS) is an American federal law enforcement agency under the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.
Are you Okay Now.

Roger will have more questions tomorrow. I'm going to have some fun de-educating this lad about the finer workings of the American government. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Quote:

BECAUSE YOU DRINK TOO MUCH ALCOHOL AND SNIFF COCAINE YOUR BRAIN IS BEING CONTROLLED BY STUPIDITY, WHO DID YOU SEND MONEY TO?
SO GO AHEAD AND TELL THE SCAMMERS YOU SENT MONEY TO, TO BRING YOUR CONSIGNMENT.
I GAVE YOU A RECEIVER DETAILS TO SEND THE MONEY TO ME SO I INSTRUCT THE ORDER BUT YOU CHOOSE TO LISTEN TO SCAMMERS WHO TOLD YOU THEY KNOW ME WHEN I DONT KNOW ANY AND HAVE NEVER WRITTEN YOU ANY MAIL AND CONFIRMED I KNOW ANY OF THEM.
SO SINCE THEIR AFRICAN VOODOO IS WORKING ON YOU, SEARCH WHO YOU SENT MONEY TO AND TELL THEM TO GET YOUR CONSIGNMENT AND I ASSURE YOU IN 200 YEARS YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR CONSIGNMENT BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE ARE IMPOSTERS AND AS YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE AND WORK WITH THEM, NEVER WRITE THIS EMAIL AGAIN.
I WORK AND COOPERATE WITH LEARNED MINDS AND NOT COWS.
NEVER WRITE THIS EMAIL AGAIN, JUST KEEP COMMUNICATION WITH YOUR SCAMMERS UZOMBO OR WHATEVER THEIR SCAM NAMES ARE.
I NEVER WROTE YOU I KNOW THEM AND NEVER WROTE YOU TO SEND THEM MONEY.
SO THEY TOLD YOU LIE AND YOU BELIEVED THEM ABOVE ME, SO DONT BE AN ANUS Very Happy

GO AHEAD WITH YOUR SCAMMERS.
I HAVE BETTER PEOPLE TO WORK WITH.
THANKS

PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP

Dan does not like the way Trump is dealing with this!

Quote:

Mr. Trump!

I do not like the way you are talking to me! I have never in my life used cocaine or any illegal drugs! Yes I do enjoy a drink of alcohol from time to time but I ensure you I am not drinking.

I do not understand why you are yelling at me like this! I like that you are a real straight talker Mr. Trump, that is why I voted for you. Like how you told Crooked Hillary that you were going to tell her you would arrest her once you were elected. But I don't like that you are acting this way toward me, not at all!

With all due respect Mr. Trump, I believe you do not understand what is going on. Mr Uzumbo is not a scammer. He send me an official document from the Office of Personal that confirmed that he was working under the directive of current president Barack Hussein Obama. I think the problem is that you are not asking the Obama Administration for the necessary information to prove that I have paid for the release of my trunk box!

Sir, please try to focus and help me! How can we move forward to help me collect my trunk box?

Regards, Dan

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:27 pm

This dingbat seems to have my character confused with "Rusty". Lol

Quote:

OKAY TO EXPLAIN IT CLEAR TO YOU, FEW YEARS AGO SOME OF OUR AMERICAN BUSINESS MEN IN SOUTH AFRICA WHERE KILLED IN A GOLD MINE ACCIDENT. IT TOOK YEARS OF NEGOTIATIONS AND AFTER THE RSA GOVERNMENT REACHED A RUBICON WITH OUR GOVERNMENT. THOUSANDS OF NAMES FROM EACH STATE OF THE DECEASED WHERE PICKED AND SUBMITTED TO THE RSA GOVERNMENT AND A RANDOM SELECTION WAS MADE TO HAVE THE FUNDS OF THE AMERICAN CITIZENS DISPOSED BACK TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. YOUR NAME AND FEW OTHERS WAS SELECTED AND SINCE THEN THE MESSAGE WAS RELAYED TO ME AS I WROTE TO THE EVERY GIVERNMENT WITH ACTION TO RETURN BACK EVERY FUND OR PROPERTY THAT BELONGS TO ANY AMERICAN AND THATS PART OF MY PLAN TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. $13,150,000 WAS DESIGNATED TO YOU RUSTY.
SO WE AWAIT YOU TO PROCEED ON PROCESION ON YOUR HOW WE WOULD CONVEY YOUR FUND WHICH ARE IN A WHAT IS CALLED CONSIGNMENT BOXES.
I AWAIT YOU TO PROCEED PROCESSION. Rolling Eyes

PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP.

Sent: Thursday, December 01, 2016 at 12:01 AM

Janine will be very confused and will require further explanation.

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 3:06 am

Roger has more questions about the Secret Service escorts:

Quote:

I don't understand, what do you mean the fudge packing plant is a indoor issue? Than how did I herd about it on the news? You are confusing me, was the public not suppose to know about that yet? If so, than don't worry Mr Trump, I'm your big supporter and you can count on me to keep a secret.

And regarding the Secret Service, are you saying that the Secret Service is hiring escorts to bring me my package? Are they allowed to use government funds that way? I thought they got in trouble for doing that in Columbia before?

Roger thinks prostitutes are delivering his package.

The lad ignores the questions, and tells Roger to contact Jacob Zuma:

Quote:

ONVE YOU ARE READY TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND CONTACT PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA AND ILL INSTRUCT OUR USSS SERVICE TO ESCORT THE FUND FOR UNINTERRUPTED DELIVERY.

Roger will raise some objections tomorrow.

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 3:39 am

Lad ignore Janine's question about Rusty and jumps straight to the fees. But I just love when the lad ASKS how I want to send the payment.

Quote:

TO RELOCATE YOUR FUND, IT WILL COST YOU $150 EACH TO LOAD YOUR FUND BOX INTO THE CARGO AIRPLANE AND ITS 3 FUND BOXES PRECISELY.
HOW DO YOU WANT TO MAKE THE PAYMENT LET ME PROCEED ON YOUR PROCESSION FOR YOUR DELIVERY.

Janine wants to send a check, of course (for the wrong amount). But where to send it?

Quote:

I am happy to send you a check for the $150. Do you want me to send it to your NYC apartment or Mar-a-lago? You never did tell me who Rusty is. Is he the person I make the check to?

I'm sure this won't cause any problems or delays. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

UZUMBO is getting annoyed with Donald Trump for trying to collect from all his good clients.

Quote:

GOOD DAY BRODA!!

TANKS FOR UR HELP BUT WE NEED U TO GO FUK OFF OK?? STAY OFF OUR MUGUS HOW DID U GET OUR LIST WE WORK MANY FOR MONTH NOW AN COLLECCT GOOD PAY BUT U TOO STUPID TO WRK THEM PROPER SO GO FUK URSELF NOW OK??

ONE LUV

UZUMBO

If anyone is looking for a fun massbait feel free to join in. Donald would love more business, and UZUMBO would love to chop his pay.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 3:55 am

After a few pokes, Janine got this short response:

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SEND VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OR USE MONEYGRAM TO THE BELOW INFORMATION;

RECEIVER NAME: DANIEL NOWAMAGBE.
ADDRESS: 543 LEYDS STREET SUNNYSIDE, PRETORIA SOUTH AFRICA.

Since Janine was asking for an address to mail Drump a check, she will happily stick a check in the mail to this address. She's old and didn't really understand the part about WU/MG. In her world, addresses are where you send letters. Surely that won't cause any delays.

This lads short and rude emails do remind me of his alter ego's tweets. Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:55 am

Roger wants to know how he can get in touch with Jacob Zuma:

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But how am I suppose to contact Jacob Zumba? He won't answer my calls, and he refused to call me also. Does he have an email address?

Also, I am still confused about what is going on with the Secret Service. Are you saying they will higher prostitutes to deliver my package? Or are they delivering my package in a Ford Escort? I'm just not sure exactly how they will deliver my package, and I am wondering if they are using my taxpayer dollars for a good reason.

The lad wants Roger to text him:

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THATS HIS PHONE I GAVE YOU, YOU CAN TEXT HIM AND ASK HIM TO CALL YOU THAT YOU HAVE DIALOGUED WITH ME.

Of course, Roger is hopeless with any sort of technology, and can't text:

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But I don't know how to text him. I'm not really good with those fancy cybers and technicalities like you. I know you go on the Twitters and tell it like it is to help make America great again, and I admire you for it, but I'm a senior citizen and I have never been comfortable with those technicalities. I always feel like I'm going to do something wrong.

Please, I know your busy, but can't you help me claim my fund? I don't know if I can trust this Jacob Zumba person and he hasn't been answering his phone anyway.

I'm trying to force the lad to stay with his "Trump" character, because let's face it, baiting Jacob Zuma isn't nearly as fun.

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 3:07 am

Has anyone heard from "Mr. Trump"? He's gone silent on me all week.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

Shame my 'quick off the mark' Donald didn't know who the British Prime Minister is..

Quote:

This is to inform you that the President Donald Trump have concluded
in a meeting held in Washington, DC on the 21/01/2017 02:58 pm EST
2017 in Washington, DC with the UK Prime Minister David Cameron and
French President François Hollande and the World bank director Mr.Jim
Kim Young to make sure that every contractor receives their payment
from the Government of United States under one month on his office.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:30 pm

I have a message from Melania. Laughing

Quote:

PRESIDENTIAL GREETINGS MY DEAREST!

I am Mrs.Melania Trump and I am writing to inform you
about your Bank ATM CARD brought by the United Embassy from
the government of Benin Republic in the white house
Washington DC has been mandated to be delivered to your
address on Friday being of February 3rd 2017 to you as soon
as you get back to me with your personal data,such as; your

home address__________

phone number____

Mrs Melania Trump THE WHITE HOUSE{OFFICIAL RESIDENCE OF THE
PRESIDENT OF THE US} 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE NW WASHINGTON
DC 20500 USA From The Desk Of Mrs.Melania Trump

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:10 am

Ask her for fashion advice and what clothes to buy with your shiny new ATM card. Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 24 Aug 2011 Posts: 14

srichards wrote:

Ask her for fashion advice and what clothes to buy with your shiny new ATM card. Laughing

Nah,ask her for her nude modeling photos...

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

I just got an email from Michelle, its tough being the newbie but im happy to see that the lads are easing me into it.

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