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419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

I have been baiting the Illuminati lad with several characters (and also help from Mattaz as Mr. Gomer). I am playing two of his initiates and also a tech who works for the security firm Gomer uses. The tech found out that Gomer is stealing from the Illuminati and reached out to the lad to help him defeat Gomer. Currently the tech is writing codes that keep Gomer from hacking the initiates’ emails.

The first code was to put “The PYTHON 8 A crunchyfrog” in the subject line. The lad did this.

The second code was to put “No 1 can resist my SCHWEDDYballs” in the subject line. Again, the lad complied.

These were temporary codes. Now the lad wants one that will work longer

Quote:

I really wish to have a strong code so that Gomer can not get my clients money by Monday. I really appreciate
your support towards this issue.

Thank you.

So the tech sends the new code early this morning:

Quote:

This is what you need to do:

Put this in the subject line: “Three Little Pigs”

You can put other words in the subject line to identify yourself, but be sure to end it with Three Little Pigs. This will activate the anti-bot code.

Type your message but only put THREE WORDS on each line, followed by “OINK”.

..use whatever message you want, but keep each line to three words with “oink” at the end of each. I suggest you tell them you will be providing a secure bank account that is the only authorized one for the Illuminati, something along that line.

I know this may sound silly, but it’s the quickest code program I could write and it should work for longer than the last one. I just can't spend a ton of time on this to develop a more sophisticated code because they track my computer time here. It has to look like I'm doing normal work on projects.

The lad complains:

Quote:

Hello,

Thank you very much for the new code you provided. The code is good
but I think the one I have to put THREE WORDS on each line followed by
"OINK" will be difficult, because if I have to do that my clients will
not be able to understand what I am saying and my mail will look
confusing.

Please you have to try and give my another anti-bot code that will not
be confusing. If I tell them I will providing a secure bank account,
will you give me one? Please you really have to help me here.

If I should send mails normally by putting only "Three Little Pigs" on
the subject line without me writing THREE WORDS then "OINK" on each
line, how will it be? will this code work? please I really need this
now, because Gomer will be receiving payment from my clients tomorrow
and I want us to stop him.

Thank you.

The tech (me) replies:

Quote:

The best I can do is change it to TWELVE words per line but you must put oink at the end. That protects each line. I have made the change to allow twelve words, but that’s the maximum allowed by the anti-bot programming code. Keep the subject line “Three Little Pigs”.

It will have to do because I have to leave now. I promised my wife I would take her to church this morning. Send out the coded emails, and tomorrow morning I will see what I can do about the secure bank account.

The lad isn’t happy about this:

Quote:

Please understand that if I have to send twelve words per line, I will
have to explain this to my clients so they could understand, but how
will I do that explanation to them when I have to put twelve words in
each line? If I should start explaining this to them like you said
with the twelve words per line, you and I know that it will get them
confused.

Please you have to give me a code at least so that I can explain this
twelve words per words to them. Please understand that I really need
this, so that I can quickly send them a long message, because they are
going to send Gomer the payment tomorrow and I want to stop them from
doing so. I need this to stop them quickly before they fall victim for
Gomer, you have to please try to come up with a new code. My regards
to your beautiful wife.

Thank you.

That was this morning. I went silent and just waited. It took him five hours, then one of my victim characters (who is donating $35,000) received this:

Quote:

Subject line: THE ILLUMINATI.. THIS IS THE NEW CODE>>> Three Little Pigs

Dear Beloved,>>> oink
PLEASE NOTE: DO READ THIS MAIL WITHOUT ">>> oink" INCLUDING. oink
Please I want you to understand that I will send you the>>> oink
new account information tomorrow so that you can send the payment, also>>> oink
please understand that we have change the secret code and this is>>> oink
the new code"Three Little Pigs". I will send you the account information once you>>> oink
get back to me, remember that you must not contact with anyone/// oink
who tries to communicate with you concerning your initiation, also please remember>>> oink
what I told you about the hackers. I will send you the>>> oink
account information for the Elite Level initiation fee which will grant you>>> oink
access to various CEOs in the publishing world, but you have to>>> oink
get back to me now. I really hope you understand this mail>>> oink
because of the code. Please try and read this mail without the>>> oink
">>>oink" including it. I know you are smart you can do it,>>>oink
we are doing this so that our secret code will be stronger>>> oink
than the hackers own. Our Tech told us to do this so>>>oink
that you can be safe>>> oink

Thank you.>>> oink

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 3:13 am

I wish I could see the mods' face when you report the three little pigs:

Quote:

ACCOUNT HOLDER NAME: blah blah oink
BANK NAME: Bank of America oink
ADDRESS: blah oink
BANK SWIFT CODE: BOFAUS3N oink
ACCOUNT NUMBER: blah blah oink
ROUTING NUMBER: blah blah oink
IBAN CODE OF THE BANK:

Previously reported:
ACCOUNT HOLDER NAME: blah blah oink
BANK NAME: Deutsche Bank oink
ADDRESS: blah oink
BANK SWIFT CODE: DEUTDEFF oink
ACCOUNT NUMBER: blah blah oink
ROUTING NUMBER: blah blah oink
IBAN CODE OF THE BANK: DE37 blah blah blah blah blah oink

ACCOUNT HOLDER NAME: blah blah oink
BANK NAME: Coris Bank oink
ADDRESS: blah oink
BANK SWIFT CODE: CORIBFBF oink
ACCOUNT NUMBER: blah blah oink
ROUTING NUMBER: blah blah oink
IBAN CODE OF THE BANK: CI48 blah blah blah blah blah oink

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 4:59 pm

Excellent work sucking this lad into your fantasy world! Would he go for using a code name, such as "Spanish Inquisition"? Laughing

ETA: >>>oink

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:05 pm

I received the same mail after a week of silence so I replied with "What is this all about"

Lad explains:

Quote:

PLEASE NOTE: READ THIS MAIL WITHOUT INCLUDING. ">>> oink"

Dear Beloved,>>> oink

How are you doing? I sent you that mail so that you>>> oink
you will know that some hackers has hacked the boss computer and>>> oink
email so he can not receive any mail for now, if you>>> oink
send him a mail I can assure you that the hackers will>>> oink
the once tallking to you. The boss has instucted me to handle>>> oink
your initiation and your payment so that is what I am doing,>>> oink
you have to let us get together. please when are you going>>> oink
to make the new payment? so that I can send you the>>> oink
new account information, please also know that we are now using a>>> oink
new secured bank account that is the only authorized one for the>>> oink
Illuminati that is why we want you to give us the date>>> oink
you are to send the payment so that I can send you>>> oink
the new account deatils. Please understand that we have change the secret>>> oink
code and you can see the new one in the subject line>>> oink
on this mail, I want you to study this mail and make>>> oink
sure you understand all what I have said.>>> oink
So I sugest u get back to me right away.>>> oink

Thank you.>>> oink

Now I have to buy a new keyboard.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

My initiates have received multiple OINK emails from an increasingly frantic lad, but OOPS he forgot to use the code on one of them. Gomer’s assistant sent him a taunt about that, which the lad immediately forwarded to the tech:

Quote:

Hello,
I just forward you a mail which those hackers sent to me, they have broken the new secret code again. Please I would like you to give me a stronger one quickly because they will soon steal their money and I want us to stop this.

The tech (me) replied:

Quote:

The only way the code can be broken is if you forget to do the 12 LINE ENDING IN OINK in the body of your email. Are you sure you did that in all the emails you sent to your clients?

If you have compromised the code I need to know immediately, as that could allow Gomer’s people to hack in from the back door on the lines you left unprotected.

Don’t hold your breath on that secure bank account, Mattaz. He’s counting on the tech to provide it, and that ain’t happenin’ any time soon. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 9:43 pm

Well this is going to cause massive confusion Smile

The lad told me not to contact the Boss because his mail is hacked so I replied...

Quote:

Do you mean that Master Gomer his email is hacked? <<<oink?

More panic I guess.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

Lad confusion is a Good Thing!

I couldn't resist setting up a new account and playing Mr. Gomer's assistant to reinforce to the lad that his clients are getting hacked. Gomer's assistant only emails the lad when he forgets to use the current code or if the code expires. I assume Mr. Gomer is emailing him, too, when he feels like it. Wink

He just admitted to the tech that he screwed up:

Quote:

I think I have send message and I did not use the 12 LINE ENDING IN OINK in the body of the mail, but I wrote the subject line code. But I have been putting it as you instructed, I did not put it for just one message, so does this means the code has been broken? please kindly get back to me.

Thank you.

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:35 am

Great work! Any real victims he's sent a message like that to now know he's boinkers.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

The lad is now using a third anti-hacking code, which requires him to hand-write his messages within the confines of a box.

Also, he finally acted on the earlier advice of the tech (me):

Quote:

I have took my computer to the Tech and he has deleted and formatted
all the files I have, I did not put any of the file back, I didn't do
backup for it. Now since I have done that, please will I be free from
Gomer now?

I have injured my wrist IRL and won't be replying any time soon. This typing with one finger left-handed is tedious but I just had to share this. Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

"Now I have done that will I be free from Gomer now?" Well, I very much doubt it. LOL_sign

ETA

Oink...

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 4:35 pm

^^ Well, Gomer just chopped another $2,000 Razz

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

I know - he told me but he won't give my tech that client's email address so of course he wasn't protected.

Here's his latest whine:

Quote:

Please I want you to give me a stronger code, I can't
continue to print and scan a paper copy anytime I want to send mail to
my clients. It is too hard and stressful please give me another code
which is much better.

Too bad - there's no way I can do a new code typing one-handed.

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 5:40 pm

After careful consideration I have come to the regrettable conclusion that this lad is an idiot of the highest order Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:09 am

This is hilarious. I almost sprayed my laptop with coffee. Great work! clapping

Note to self - do not drink coffee while reading the posts here...

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

My initiate characters have been receiving many hand-written messages enclosed in the anti-bot boxes. Mr. Green

Poor Illuminati lad is expecting two huge payments ($14,000 & $35,000) and finally produced another piggy for them. However, one of my initiates sent a NEW email to the lad to confirm all the bank details, instead of replying to the protected email. This meant that Gomer’s assistant (me) was able to hack the bank info and sent the lad a taunt about it.

The lad immediately forwards the taunt email to the tech (also me) with this:

Quote:

Hello,
Hope you saw the mail I forward to you? They are going to steal my clients money again. Please I need a stronger and long lasting code so that my clients can send the money correctly without it been stolen.

Please you really have to give me a strong code so that I can re-send the right account details to my clients and they can send the money to the right place, I do not want my clients to loss any money to the hackers again. Please give me a strong code to defeat the hackers. I am so confused in all this, how come those hackers keep breaking your code when its time for my clients to send money? ..Uncanny, isn't it..I have format my computer, I have deleted all the files in it and I have changed my password countless of time. Please I need a new and a stronger code.

Thank you.

My tech replied:

Quote:

Gomer has a vicious Trojan condum-tubesock worm residing in the major email servers that they linked weeks ago to your client list. All of your emails and the replies to those emails are protected by the anti-bot box code, but in this case your client sent you a new email without replying to the protected one.

These Trojan worm programs are hard to detect and very hard to remove. Only the email service provider (Gmail, Outlook, etc.) can remove them from their servers, so you have to add your own protective code to by-pass it.

I knew Gomer had a Trojan program, but I didn’t know what kind until you sent me (snip) email. This is a major advantage to us, to know exactly what kind of hack program he’s using. But you have to be patient. Protection codes are very difficult to write, especially for this tubesock worm and I have limited time that I can take away from my job to do it.

Can you send out emails to your clients this week-end asking them to delay paying you until next Friday? That would be a huge help and give me the time to write a new code for you.

And then I sent this to the lad with the subject line “One more thing – IMPORTANT”:

Quote:

Also, you can’t use that Bancorp bank account now. The payments will be diverted to one of Gomer’s accounts if you do.

Now I have to come up with an anti-Trojan condum-tubesock worm code. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

The lad has sent out a new warning to his clients, using the anti-bot box:

It's a little blurry at the top - in red it says OINKY->ON/CODE 42 LA DI DAH.

The tech (me) is sending him the new code to use on Monday. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 10:30 pm

Getting a lad to tell people to NOT send money - priceless! Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

An update – the tech (me) sent the lad the new code to use to defeat Gomer’s hacking into his client’s emails and trying to steal their payments. My initiate/victim characters have remained silent, but the lad thinks they are communicating with Gomer’s people so he’s pretty stressed. Here is the new code my tech character sent:

Quote:

This will work so that Gomer’s people can’t see any of your emails or the replies from your clients.
The anti-Trojan worm code:

[invisible0ON]Brdx?00355238%=7943u\RaJckaSS000011_blockety666[invisible0OFF]

You must type it EXACTLY as I wrote it at the beginning of your email. DO NOT COPY AND PASTE IT because the keys need to be hit individually for the program to work.

I am off work for the next two weeks to be with my family, but will be in the office now and then.

The next day the lad sent out emails using the new code, but he typed 66 instead of 666 so he sent out a second set of corrected emails and then wrote the tech:

Quote:

How are you and your lovely family, hope you all are doing great? You have not told me the names of your wonderful twins. Also I have not receive a response from my last mail to you. Chris please I have done a terrible thing and I need your urgent answers concerning the situation.

1. I wrote the code in the mail, but it was not at the very beginning of the mail, it was at the middle as you can see with the mail I forward to you.

2. I made a mistake when I was writing the code, I forgot to include one letter word.

3. I am not receiving any response from my clients anymore, please why is this so?!

4. Please has the code been broken, because of my mistakes?

Please I really need you concerning this situation at hand, I would be grateful for your urgent response. And if the code has been broken because of my mistakes please I will need a new, strong and easy code. I don't know what I will do if Gomer keeps stealing my clients money.

Please quickly get back to me, and send my regards to you beautiful wife and your lovely twins.

Thank you.

Since my tech’s wife just had twin boys, I’m leaving the lad hanging and not replying for a while. Only one of my initiate characters has replied to his newly coded email, to let him know he’s been chopped for half her payment:

Quote:

Who is this boss you keep going on about? Are you talking about the Master of the Illuminati? As you know, I could only make half my payment well, now he knows, haha since I had to have my property fenced. Are you saying that I should send the remaining $7,000 to a new account?

Please, all this hacker stuff is getting old. I don’t care about your organization’s problems, I just want to be assured that you can get rid of my relatives and help me secure my ranch.

Now I'm just waiting for him to freak over losing $7,000 to Gomer's people. And hopefully he will cough up a new piggy.

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:41 pm

I've played several character on this lad (he also runs a lotto scam) and each time it came to a payment the money was stolen by Gomer.
He wrote next mail to a new member of the Illuminati and I have a feeling he's starting to become a bit paranoid...

Quote:

Dear Beloved,

Hope you are doing great? I received your mail. So Gomer still had the guts to start what we warned him about, well is will soon feel the wrath of the Great Illuminati. Let me warn and inform you, Gomer is not a member of the Illuminati. Let me give you a little story about this Gomer:
"Gomer used to work for one of our great members, but he was arrested for stealing and impersonation, because he was working for one of our great member he used it as an influence and started telling people that he was a member of the Illuminati, also he was collecting money from people claiming to be initiating them. The Illuminati police caught and arrested him, but we later bailed him because we found out that he had nothing and nobody to help him, we warned him and he said he was sorry that he will stop. He stole $7,000, $11,700, 14,300pounds etc, from different people who were interested in becoming a member of the Illuminati, so they fell victim for his little tricks, by the time he was caught he did have any money so we as the Illuminati had to pay all the people he has stolen from and they were initiated in the right way and they are now happy".

I can still remember the last time I head the mention of his name was that we was working with a firm who normally hacks peoples emails and computer, so I think he might done that to you, but do not worry we will get you out from him, all you just have to do is follow all my instructions & obey all my warnings and you will be free from him. you have to delete every mail you have received from him, delete it from all your email folder so that he cant trace you with it. I want you to understand this very carefully, there are people claiming to be one of our members but are not. If anybody should tell you that he is one of us please don't reply that person, because he is just lying and trying to steal money online by impersonation, be very careful, wise and vigilant. Now this is what they do "they hack emails and claim to be a member of the Illuminati so that they can collect money from ignorant people all in the name of trying to get them initiated", I want you to be very extra careful, they will try to trick and sweet talk you, they will tell you all sort of things, just to get your money, but they are all lies. Do not listen to this Gomer, he is just lying to you, He has succeed in getting some people by tricks and later they will know they are dealing with Gomer and then they will run away with regrets, Gomer is very sensitive because he know some of the ways of the Illuminati, he knows this because he once worked with one of our most highly superior so he has collected some information when he was working with him. Please be careful with him, he is fake and I do not want you to fall victim.

I also want you to quickly change the password to your email, because he might have hacked your computer and has your password and be monitoring all your email activities, Dear Beloved, if anyone ever tells you that he/she is one of our member do not believe just know that Gomer is behind it, like I said before he is very sensitive he might tell you that he is my assistant, partner, account holder, agent, member or my superior but please do not believe him. I am the only one in charge of your initiation. I am telling you this because I do not want you to fall for the wrong person, he might hack your computer because that is what he normally does. I would want you to always change your email password regularly, please you really have to be very careful and vigilant about what you do, if possible you can change you computer and change your password. Gomer is not an Illuminated member, we are the Illuminati we know our members and Gomer is not a member. If ever you receive any mail from another person concerning your initiation, please do not open the mail because that mail might have a hacker program in it, and if you open it your computer will be hacked and you know what that means. Mr. Gomer is fake and there are many people like him, please also understand that Gomer normally uses different email address and he have people working for him, he can forge anything just to make you believe him. Do not believe anything he tries to tell you because he is not a member, he is fake that is why you need to to be very careful with what you do during your initiation, he will try to sweet talk you and convince you, but do not open any mail regarding your initiation unless it is from me, he might try to email you like this my very email address, but please be very vigilant, also he might change his name but do not believe. If you email me and I do not respond quickly or you don't receive my mails regularly as before and someone will tell you otherwise, please know that Gomer is behind it quickly email me with another computer with another email address. Always change the password to your email so that he cant have access to your email. Please also do understand that anybody who will email you concerning this initiation is a lie, do not worry if you abide by this warning I will make you proud. Kindly get back so that we can continue with your initiation.

Thank you.

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