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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:16 am

Sheesh.

PLEASE, TREAT THIS PROPOSAL AS TOP SECRET.

I am very sure that this message will be a very suprising
letter to you since we have not make any business
relationship before.I am only contacting you for this
important business because I have no other means of doing
it unless I am supported by a foreigner who will make
claims of the Money.

We want to transfer to overseas account (15,000.000.00
POUNDS) ( FIFTEEN-MILLION POUNDS STERLINGS) from a bank
here in london,I want to ask you, If you are capable or to
quietly look for a reliable and honest person who will be
capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account
or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this
money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this money,
as long as you will remain honest to me till the end of
this important business, trusting in you and believing in
God that you will never let me down either now or in
future.
I am mr paul lellan , the External Auditor General of (A
BANK OF SCOUTLAND UNITED KINGDOM).

During the course of our auditing, I discovered a floating
fund in an account opened in the bank in 1997 and since
1999 nobody has operated on this account again,after going
through some old files in the records I discovered that the
owner of the account died without a [Heir/WILL] hence the
money is floating and if I do not remit this money out
urgently it will be forfeited for nothing. The owner of
this account is Mr. MR JOHN HUGHES a Canadian and great
industrialist. He was African Area Director of SIL
International, who unfortunately died in the plane crash of
Kenya Airways Flight 431 in Abidjan, Ivory Coast, January
30 2000. You will read more stories about MR JOHN HUGHES's
family death with there pictures and SIL ere
www.wycliff.jo/Jugendkeller/john hughes.htm Also about the
crash on visiting this
website,news.airwise.com/airlines/archive/2000/kenya2000.html.
No other person knows about this account or any thing
concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my
investigation proved to me as well that until his death he
has a Gold/Diamond Consulting firm.
I also found out that their only surviving daughterJOHN
HUGHES died last year.

The total amount involve is (15,000.000.00 POUNDS) and we
wish to transfer this money into a safe foreigners account
abroad.
But I don't know any foreigner, I am only contacting you
as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a
local person here, but to a foreigner who has correct
information about the account,which I shall give to you
upon your positive responses.I am revealing this secret to
you with believe in god that you will never let me down in
this business, you are the first and the only person that I
am contacting for this business, so please reply urgently
so that I will inform you the next step to take.

I need your strong assurance that you will never let us
down, me and a key bank official who is deeply involved
with me in this business. I guarantee that this transaction
will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law. The bank official
Will destroy all documents of transaction immediately we
receive this money leaving no trace to any place. I will
use my position and influence of other staffs to obtain
all legal approvals for onward transfer of this money to
your account with appropriate clearance from the relevant
ministries and foreign exchange departments.

At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 40%
of the total amount, 60% will be for us. There is no risk
at all, and all the paper work for this transaction will be
done by me using my position and connection in the bank.i
wait for your urgent riply through my personal mail above.

Yours faithfully,

mr paul lellan.

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:18 am

I reply using a letter I have used against two other mugus:

Hello!

Well, I'm wondering if English is your second language, because your
spelling, grammar, and punctuation is atrocious! However, thinking on
it, you may also have gone to school, perhaps, in New York City?
English is my second language as well. I grew up speaking an American
Indian Dialect, and I have a saying I am fond of:
"Is-thay is-ay ertainly-say a-ay am-scay" This means, "a stranger will
contact me and grant me a fortune"
Well, I believe you may be that stranger! I am certainly interested in
your business proposal! Send me details right away!
Dr Hugh G Rection
NY Gastroentereological Group

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:19 am

The good Dr. Rection gets a reply:

Dear Zetty Twine,

how are today?i received your mail,and i am happy for
your williness to assist me in this great business i
am assuring you that you will never ever regret doing
this business with me.
I want you to promise that you will never disapoint me
now or in future.I want us to do this business with
one mind honesty and trust.

I really want us to discussing on phone at least
for us to have heart to heart discussion also for me
to give you more details about this business i know
everything about this money all you need to do is to
follow all my instructions ok
call me with my private number:+447040110197.

immediately you recieve this mail, so we can discuss.i
am expecting your call.

as we proceed i want you to send this information to
me so i will forward it to management for online
processing of this tranasction beacause we don,t have
time to waste some of the my colleages who will
assist us in one way or the other will soon go for
holiday and we have to finalise this tranasction
before the travel for there holidays ok.

1.your full name.

2.your account detail where the money will transfered
to.

3.your mobile number and fax. for easy communication.

are you married?what do you do for leaving?

awaiting for your urgent respone.

remain blessed.

PAUL LELLAN.

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:30 am

I reply:

Hey Pauly,
How are things with you? I promise by the blood of the Holy Prophet
Zetty Twine that I will never ever double-cross you, and that this
transaction will be 100% risk free. You can trust me.
I am a proctologist, by trade, and in fact am the supervising
physician at my clinic. I am not married and I really would love to
meet a nice African girl to marry someday.
I am also a Lay Reverend of the Church of the Holy Prophet Zetty
Twine, and my church often does missionary work and donates a lot of
money to the poor.

My full name is Hugh G. Rection.
My bank details:
Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe Fiduciary Trust
Account # 666-419-I81U812
Intercourse, Pennsylvania 06654-4190

I hesitate to give you my home or work phone number, as I don't know
you too well. I have to be sure you aren't trying to trick me. Can you
guarantee this deal is risk free?

Here is a copy of my LICENSE

Sincerely,
Hugh G Rection

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:32 am

My license:

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:35 am

I fire off this quick addendum to my e mail:

Hey Paul,
You mentioned you would give me 40% of the funds. How about giving me
50% and really make it worth my while?
Just a thought.
Hugh

To be continued...?

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:18 pm

The jack-ass replies:

Dear Hugh,

how are you today?i am happy for your co-operation i
must make you to understand one thing we i am a family
ma with kids i don,t have to cheat or involve my self
in any illegal business what i want to promise you is
that you will never regret doing this buisness just
follow my instructions.

i will forward your account deatil to bank managemant
first thing monday morning for online processing of
this this tranasction ok.

We really need to have heart to heart discussion on
phone so you have to send your private mobile number
as soon as you recieve this mail ok.

call me with my private phone number:+44 704011 0197.
as for the pacentage you don,t have to be greedy in
buisness i think the pacentage i gave you is very ok
and any expenses we spend on the process of
tranasfering this money into your account will
refunded to before sharing ok.all we have to
concetrate now is how to complete this tranasction
very very soon.

Hugh my dear try and send your mobile number so i can
call you or you call immediately.

awaiting for urgent your reply

have a nice weekend.

paul lellan.

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:41 pm

I respond to the assclown:

Dear Pauly,
Whats up! OK, here's the deal, I tried to call you, but all I heard
were pops and hisses. Don't phones work in your Godforsaken country?!
I'll give you my work phone number, but I must warn you I am a very
very busy man. Don't waste my time. Call. You MUST
ask for my assistant Jack Cass, and be sure to tell him that you are a
REAL ESTATE agent (I told him I'm thinking of buying some land. I
don't want him to know about our deal, so please go along with the
lie). Jack will then make sure to pass the phone call on to me.
Usually I do not take any calls at work.
Now listen: Just because YOU say that I can trust you does not
reassure me. After all, you could be lying to me. I have done all you
asked of me, but what have you done for me? I sent you my personal
information, bank details, and now phone number. I even sent you a
copy of my identification! Remember, you are the one that needs my
help, so I'm surprised you have not told me how much money I need to
send to the security company in order to release the funds! I know
that in situations like this there MUST be some fees involved. Please,
let me know right away what the fees will be, and to whom I should
send them.
I need to be reassured about your honesty. Listen: I am a serious
professional, and I am very wealthy. I did not get to this grand
position in life by being stupid. You must send me YOUR
identification.
Also, I know that identification papers can easily be fake, so I will
also require you to send me a picture of yourself holding a sign with
a codeword on it. I say we use my assistant's name as a code word. The
codeword I choose is: "Jack Cass" So send me a picture of yourself
holding a sign with my assistant's name on it. That way I will be sure
you are who you say you are.Or, if you prefer, you could hold a sign
with MY name written on it, HUGH G RECTION. I want our deal to be top
secret, so we must use code words!
DO NOT WASTE MY TIME! If you don't do what I ask, I fear I won't be
able to trust you.

Remain blessed,
Rev Dr Hugh G Rection

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:17 pm

well, i guess i lost this one, so...i send off one last final letter with a light spanking....who knows, maybe he'll reply. Sigh. Win some, lose some. Anyone else baiting this jackass?

Paul,
Well, what the heck is the problem?
You haven't written back to me in some time, so I guess you aren't for
real. I had a feeling you were a fraudster! You should be ashamed of
yourself you stupid ass.God is watching you!
Hugh

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