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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 11

I have created the Schlong Christian Church. Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 179

churchofboobies.info

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:02 pm

Church of the Seeing Eye

I will have my banner trophy!

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:11 pm

Church of Brotherly Love.

...I'm going for a mugu bending over holding a sign saying our church motto: "Give it to your brother."

-maztuh

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:58 pm

founded by
and yes, i stole the idea lock, stock, and barrel, from george carlin.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:01 pm

am starting a new company.

the old WBPS simply couldn't handle all the potential millions promised....

Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 Sep 2004 Posts: 69

Mine is The Church of Evangelical Medical Predilections and Ischemic Love of the Dark One.

It is one which is founded upon the tenets of living well and good oral hygiene to worship the dark lord and spread the importance of balance in life.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:56 pm

Mine is the Church of Zetty Twine, and the choir is located at

shameless plug for my band. We'll hit it big-time in muguland!

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:20 am

I have two, the Church of Modern Lifting Techniques and the Church of Modern Robotic Dancers.

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:55 am

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Here's the mascot.

Z

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:59 am

^^^awww, he so cute!

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 4:37 pm

abraxas wrote:

I don't have a church... it's an Order.... the Order of the Sacred Bash... we have a computerised initiation program.....

Shouldnt that be BASH?
And do you have competing churches such as SH?

Guest

I am Bishop and Official Missionary for the United Christian Church of Restoration. The goal of my job is to create as many Restored Lambs of Christ as possible.

The 3 cardinal sins of my church are as follows:
1) Consuming raw beans
2) Living in poverty
3) Coveting thy neighbors ass

Now to go catch me some live mugus!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 23

Guest

But I'm a reverend, often away from the church practicing missionary positions, and not only is it a Christian church where I'm heavily weighed down with Christmas duties, but also attend to Jewish rites Wink

The lad hasn't even balked at it yet. (Oh, and sacrificial lambs and golden calves are part of it, too!)

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:51 pm

Church of the Holy Brick Road - lad poses with brick on head

Church of the Milk & Honey - lad pours milk & honey over head

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 10 Sep 2004 Posts: 7

The Church of Ms. C.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 6

My "church" is corporated under the name ..
Church of the Virgin Surgeon.
Father Ivanna Cumshot wanted it this way!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:47 am

Church of the Holy Caliga

Where footwear and Jesus matters.

Allso called the Sauronist congregation after its founder, Sauron the Great. Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 732

Uh necroing ancient threads is bad manners.

I am the proud High Father of the First Church of the Coming of the Antichrist George Walker Bush our Lord and Corrupter, New Jersey chapter. We are always looking for more sou... international members. Interested individuals can apply for sacr... membership on our website, link present in my signature.

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 May 2004 Posts: 1008

As stated before me, please don't necro old threads.

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